I'm just an archer Lookin for a fletcher Someone who knows how to wind without even bending shaft Gotta be guild approved Without an order limit Sir, when I pay you off I promise that you won't wanna shilling If you're skillful, let's do it. Wrap it, my arrow My quiver, is empty. Come on, let's fill it! If you're skillful, let's do it. Knock it, my arrow My quiver, is waiting. Come on, get to it! ...
I am but an un-betrothed sir Seeking a lone fair maiden Someone whom knoweth of how to ride Without falling off She must share mine pleasur's Maketh me forget mine woes (?) shou'd oure courtship cometh to an end I swear to thee yon thee shalt wish not to flee If thou art feeling lustful Anon let us ride upon mine trusty steed Mine saddle awaits us Cometh forth and ride it If thou art feeling lustful Anon let us ride upon mine trusty steed Mine saddle awaits us Cometh forth and ride it
When she’s about to show them ankles 😂
Maiden - the time of ankles is over due, brace thyself.
🤣
lmaoo
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣👍
Poor anne
I'm just an archer
Lookin for a fletcher
Someone who knows how to wind
without even bending shaft
Gotta be guild approved
Without an order limit
Sir, when I pay you off
I promise that you won't wanna shilling
If you're skillful, let's do it. Wrap it, my arrow
My quiver, is empty. Come on, let's fill it!
If you're skillful, let's do it. Knock it, my arrow
My quiver, is waiting. Come on, get to it!
...
Can I steal this for my next d&d session?
@@Negative1Point Absolutely.
Sir Bachelor
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!
The ultimate baby-making song has now become, the ultimate heir-creating sonnet. 👌
😂
"𝙄𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙮 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙩𝙝"
"𝙍𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙮"
Last time I was this early Henry VIII was still maried to Catherine of Aragon
Thy shall be banished!
And returned back to Spain! In favour Anne Boleyn who'll be beheaded later, in favour of a new bird 🐦
0of
Thy comment is gold
Yes I was
If thou art in heat, let’s doth’t, one’s steed
mine throne awaiteth thee, come hither and springeth on’t
I'm screaming
We ain’t white knights.
We’re *Coochie Crusaders*
I'm dying
@@turbosaiyan93 👈😎👈
@@turbosaiyan93 AYE ✊!
Verily, this be music to remove thy garments to.
When the brothel gives you a discount for being a loyal customer
"If thou art feeling saucy, my stallion is henceforth saddled for battle of a most rigorous disposition."
- The alchemist known as Michael the Magical
This song, is hence dedicated to. The dearly departed Lil sebastian of pawnee
HALF MAST IS TOO DAMN HIGH SHOW SOME RESPECT
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Never thee mind, I wept
Isn’t this song by Donna’s cousin?
@@OvSpP genuine ?
"If thou art h'rny, alloweth's doth't.. rideth't.. mine own steed." 🐎
This needs a deep toned Bard going “Yeah”.
Then it would go from perfect to godly replacement.
*Aye
Or "huzzah"
I’m just a squireeeeeeee!
if thou are ripe with promiscuity, let us engage, ride it, mine steed
I can't wait to play this during the seating music for the next wedding I DJ.
“Wench at which hour I breaketh thee off
I gage yond thee wonneth't wanna receiveth off”
I think the logical next step is to do a bardcore rendition of: Mystikal feat. Pharrell - "Shake Ya Ass"
or "DANGER"
The only good channel that UA-cam has ever recommended me :)
Ikr I'm so happy yt recommended this channel to me
Living for your comments guys 😂😂💯
Today was a good day by ice cube pls
Yes yes yes!!!!
hell yea
please
T’was the gladdest of evens
And check yo self, gangsta rap made me do it, why we thugs and no vaseline
Honestly it makes you realize how beautiful the melodies are in the original
Perchance Sir. Ginuwine can sing about thy pony once more.
Grammarcy Beedle The Bardcore.
Thee steed be ginuwine
Damn Medieval times would be LITT !
Timbaland must be proud.
😂😂😂
if one is feeling Randy, let us copulate, ride one like a steed ...
- Sir ElGin Lumpkin
If I get married to a medieval princess!
Play this at the royal wedding reception!
"Tis time for thee to have merriment, with Uncle Samsonite."
splendid hymn fabricated by Lord of the Timberlands !
My Wife: I bet there's no Medieval version of 'Pony'
Me: Such little faith in the internet you have.
I'll play this next time I'm laying moat
😂😂
Lmao
I know you dont have a sapphic mate
Because you like the way that I irrigate
- Sir Hydro Hexahedron
my dnd party wants this on spotify NOW
Oofeth, lord bardcore
If ever this castle is a-rockin,
I ask thou please do not come a-knockin 😎😎😎
i shall plow my concubine to this marvelous tune
🤣🤣😭😭
Stoppp 🤣🤣🤣
This channel will be the christmas playlist of 2020
The time hath come for jollification with Lord Samsonite!
Steed - Real-mead is thy favourite of all
A brothel had this song on back then...you know you was in for a good night. This and Rains of Castamere, top 2 most requested.
This what the Lord of castle bumps for his lady. After to much wine ready to get it in.😍👍🏿
Ruff Ryders Anthem please :)
I can't wait for the comments 😂🤣🤣
@@DsCompilations me too lol
So this is how Uncle Samsonite haunted people back then.
If you told a medieval person that this song is sexy time they would laugh at you 🤣
When your dear lover finally shows you thy ankles
Didn't see this one coming lol this is awesome
Summon medieval Uncle Samsonite.
"I do believe tis the hour to experience joy.. joining Blood-Relative Samsonite the III."
Yeah this is some of your best work 😭🙏🏽
thou art in awe as thy busts some regal moves to this
He really did Pony!!! 😂😂 fire though!!!!
‘‘Twas time thou have some fun with uncle samsonite
If thine whispering eye is wanton, let us sally forth. Upon mine faithful steed. For yon saddle is expectant.
Sensually throwing it back
This is beautiful
If u feel like sinning,
We shall do it,
Ride it,
My knoble steed
Lmaooo
Def def def do Big Pimpin' next!
When she bend down to gather water from the river 💀
BEST ONE YET
🎶 I'm just a squiiiire...I'm looking for a damsel🎶
Ok this is my favorite. You need to collaborate with a good skyrim modder to make a jukebox
‘Tis the weekend, thusly I shall woo my wench at the local tavern partaking of the inn-keeps finest vitals of mead and turnips.
Sir Samsonite The Second was here.
Uncle Beedle The Bardcor this is what I needed to hear to subscribe. Bless me Uncle Beedle The Bardcor.
Can thee perform some tribe called quest and maybe some James Bond songs?
Lovely tune
I am but an un-betrothed sir
Seeking a lone fair maiden
Someone whom knoweth of how to ride
Without falling off
She must share mine pleasur's
Maketh me forget mine woes (?)
shou'd oure courtship cometh to an end
I swear to thee yon thee shalt wish not to flee
If thou art feeling lustful
Anon let us ride upon mine trusty steed
Mine saddle awaits us
Cometh forth and ride it
If thou art feeling lustful
Anon let us ride upon mine trusty steed
Mine saddle awaits us
Cometh forth and ride it
I love this!
Afroman - Because I got high
Magical Michelangelo like this
Enjoyable
This is what Casanova used to seduce.
Tis hour for the festivities hosting ole Eam Samsonite
Very fitting song for my Escaflowne fanfic ;)
The best channel
Geralt bout to get it on.
I m just a court fool
thats it...
Ankle? Showing
Corset? Off
Undergarments? Revealed-
Y'all I'm getting scandalous over here I'm whipping them ankles out 😩😩😩
Could you please do “cult of personality” by living colour or “Mind playing tricks on me” by Geto boys
We need Cult of Personality tho!!!
Or "It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" by Geto Boys.
A nobleman and his wife are role-playing the story of Lady Godiva in their private chambers. 😉
To amazing!
The sorcery of Micheal the Magical
Letth do it, rideth, thy charger.
Thou wants it, thou dost it, letteth us ride it, mine pony
Thoust just a field hand
Gazing far and wide for thine female companion
Can you make a cover for medieval bardcore version one from the motion picture "Romeo Must Die" (2000) is "Try Again" by Aaliyah? Then pls. :)
This is nice
I got a visit from Sir Samsonite.
All these songs remind me of playing fable as a kid lol
If thine desires
Come hither
Adorneth my stallion
My saddle hath waiteth
fair maiden
Take voyage
when it's 5th century and it's time to lay down the beat
You gotta do DMX. What’s my name?, Ruff Ryders anthem, party up, or any of his other songs.
For hither untoward when thou hath sendth a bootith call.
Yea baby! 😈😈
hey you read my mind
Tho may you unleash “When I’m gone” by the one proclaiming to be shady It will leave me with a jolly day in the future
If thine wanteth to get ghoulish darling, we shan't start without first exchanging our dirty secrets
Vraiment original 👏
WU TANG TRIUMPH PLEASE
Magic Mike XXL
They play this in the brothels underground.