Minecraft Crystal PVP New-Gen Stereotypes.

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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @Andy196YT
    @Andy196YT Рік тому +74

    It will never the be same again.
    I remember the Golfeh days on purity. The days where we only brought 4 totems and 7 sets of pots. The days where neth kb was randomized. The days where we fought with the gods watching, not a worry in sight. Fun times.

  • @Turtis
    @Turtis Рік тому +55

    complaining about eating gapples is a whole new level lmao

  • @dumbpixeld5134
    @dumbpixeld5134 Рік тому +15

    Can we all appreciate dagga for the amazing roleplaying

  • @deumsi3363
    @deumsi3363 Рік тому +2

    The newgens are weird insta holing everytime

  • @imcolt_
    @imcolt_ Рік тому +13

    "get used to the new meta bro" SO RELATABLE I CANT LIE AHAHHAHAHA

    • @Bigbroplays
      @Bigbroplays Рік тому

      I just cant get away from u

    • @imcolt_
      @imcolt_ Рік тому

      @@Bigbroplays LMAO same

  • @Tynelia
    @Tynelia Рік тому +23

    The best cpvp stereotype (happens on legacy a lot)
    "No sf"
    Then they proceed every single one to basically anchor themselves for a whole and sit in it all day and get mad when you use slowfall to take away their hole advantage and easily win against quite literally the most predictable strategy in the game.

    • @slter-vl4pg
      @slter-vl4pg Рік тому +4

      Just dont use sf and win the game. People on legacy are easy quickdrops

    • @arsen4093
      @arsen4093 Рік тому +6

      bro they say no sf when they can t hit crystal with preplaced sf only thing they know is dig and place anchor

    • @epicgamerjamer
      @epicgamerjamer Рік тому

      on some real shit

    • @imamoocow4
      @imamoocow4 9 місяців тому

      on legacy no sf is pretty fair, because the kb is stupidly high

  • @Vqloz
    @Vqloz Рік тому +1

    When you complain about what your opponent does more than you actually play:

  • @AnaBravofr
    @AnaBravofr Рік тому +11

    the "get used to the new meta bro" part had me dying 💀

  • @GolodototoIsReal
    @GolodototoIsReal Рік тому +2

    Bro forgots the hit and run

  • @-daddyiscoming-9786
    @-daddyiscoming-9786 Рік тому +4

    I waited for a video like this for almost a year

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 Рік тому +3

    there's a sort of stigma about knowing how to cpvp that makes the playerbase so cocky and arrogant instead of wanting a good fight. it either attracts even more toxic people or repells the good sports in the long run which is sad

  • @owocuddlemittens1
    @owocuddlemittens1 Рік тому +1

    3:55 IS LITERALLY ME

  • @sympra23
    @sympra23 Рік тому +4

    Why am I watching this in math class 💀😭

    • @kuweba1016
      @kuweba1016 Рік тому +1

      Because its more important lmao

    • @unmxtiviert
      @unmxtiviert Рік тому +1

      Math is useless W for watching it in class

    • @sympra23
      @sympra23 Рік тому +2

      @@unmxtiviert fr

  • @Legendcpvp123
    @Legendcpvp123 Рік тому +3

    This is so true fucking hate donut era kids. Thank you golfeh for this masterpiece

  • @vloyah
    @vloyah Рік тому +2

    Early 2020 i liked crystal now late 2023 i think its full of newgens who dont get it how fun it was back in 2020

  • @BeepirBypr
    @BeepirBypr Рік тому +2

    glad to see someone complain about people complaining about literally everything that you could possibly complain about

  • @whataredoge7129
    @whataredoge7129 Рік тому +3

    Sword main is real

  • @arsen4093
    @arsen4093 Рік тому +5

    I remember when we had twice more pots than totems when we would apply snowfall all the time when we wouldn't pearl flash

    • @Showz497
      @Showz497 Рік тому +1

      Fr i wish it was old meta

    • @urthatguy
      @urthatguy Рік тому +1

      Fr old meta was amazing

  • @Rekonised
    @Rekonised Рік тому +13

    Mate I fought someone who had the exact same RMB glued down but the second it broke, they had a second shield 💀

    • @Indisputed
      @Indisputed Рік тому

      oh nah bro 💀

    • @arsen4093
      @arsen4093 Рік тому

      I always bring an axe

    • @blizz4rdfv
      @blizz4rdfv Рік тому

      @@arsen4093 fr

    • @lelandwatson
      @lelandwatson Рік тому

      I always bring at least 5 shields

    • @Orwalks
      @Orwalks Рік тому

      @@lelandwatson 🌈🏳‍🌈👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

  • @bowserbowser
    @bowserbowser Рік тому +1

    This is so fucking acurate, kinda sad

  • @sufyanarshi
    @sufyanarshi Рік тому +1

    how do u have the small utils thingy? texture pack or mod? where to get

  • @Nightmare-hq4oq
    @Nightmare-hq4oq Рік тому +2

    runners were bad enough lol.

  • @iCxzzo
    @iCxzzo Рік тому +2

    How do u get that viewmodel

  • @TacoMiesOwnsAll
    @TacoMiesOwnsAll Рік тому +1

    i cant stand hole anymore because of pickaxe mains
    like sylveeworshiper also the dude called me an anchor main after i used anchors while chaining him in hole

  • @MAGMAXPX
    @MAGMAXPX Рік тому +1

    dude i remember the old days on v+ where everyone was so exited when somebody died and gear was accualy hard to get

  • @mbz_3895
    @mbz_3895 7 місяців тому

    2024 newgens: MAINING HOLE cannot flat at all

  • @dropjawed3367
    @dropjawed3367 Рік тому +1

    the cocomelon type music in the background got me dying

  • @Sunak546
    @Sunak546 Рік тому +2

    3:53 RedWidowSpider half the time 💀

  • @danielt9101
    @danielt9101 Рік тому +2

    I'm sorry is healing called "gap spamming" now? Good thing I just pvp w friends now

  • @Bigbroplays
    @Bigbroplays Рік тому +1

    reminds me of the kids in legacy that did down a block then place obby and start spamming crystals like a wierdo

  • @JfegMan
    @JfegMan Рік тому +2

    ah yes using pots and sword maining thats newgen never seen that in old cpvp

  • @LeageCPvP
    @LeageCPvP Рік тому +1

    2:06 is so relatable bro 💀💀every newgen does it

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp 11 місяців тому +1

      Found a ht5 on legacy 3 weeks ago who dug like shit and said i was bad after blud drained my crystals and said i was bad. Man get on east fucking legacy player I main rekits.

    • @Katje61mc
      @Katje61mc 6 місяців тому

      I dont i hate pickaxe

  • @AliiAKAE
    @AliiAKAE Рік тому +1

    bring me back 6 pots 6 totems and weird ass kb days

  • @Progamezia
    @Progamezia Рік тому +13

    the pickaxe one is so accurate
    suggestion : you could've included pre-placers

    • @totally_bubba
      @totally_bubba Рік тому +1

      fr people who say :pre place" are the worst lmao most the time this because we are learning hit crystals or we suck at them

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp 11 місяців тому

      LMFAO PREPLACERS learn how to click fast, strafe, flick mouse and USE UR FUCKING KEYBINDS.

  • @dumbpixeld5134
    @dumbpixeld5134 Рік тому +1

    Honestly the music is so banger for this vid xd btw ily golf

  • @Haphpint_
    @Haphpint_ Рік тому +2

    The gapple spam is too real, ill pearl away to eat and get called a drainer

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp 11 місяців тому +1

      Same like hole is the meta and flat mains r complaining abt me running. I can't fucking flat u expect me 2 fucking doublehand the whole fucking fight and then them being a fucking ass hole avoider and talking shit. Those pepl r wierd asf.

  • @Icoooooo
    @Icoooooo Рік тому +1

    Forgot about saying ez to ppl with high ping

  • @GreenNinja-qb9kc
    @GreenNinja-qb9kc Рік тому +3

    Average W video form Golfeh, btw my favorite was the gap spammer cause that is sooooo true

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 11 місяців тому

    the enderman pearl spam is a real one

  • @1nconceivably
    @1nconceivably Рік тому

    1:24 im so sad this just happens, no way of going around it

  • @TyphoonMC
    @TyphoonMC Рік тому

    I hate how my friend beats me with ONLY SWORD WHEN I HAVE BEEN OPRACTICING FOR THE PAST TWO FREAKING WEEKS

  • @V2loc1ty
    @V2loc1ty Рік тому

    the last one is so true lmfao "get on prac"

  • @jamaled7863
    @jamaled7863 Рік тому +2

    love how the shield thing became a joke and now its a actual thing and i hate it so much

    • @AnaBravofr
      @AnaBravofr Рік тому

      i've started using it n i'm not proud of myself, help me 😭

    • @SyndicateNA
      @SyndicateNA Рік тому

      @@AnaBravofr no one cares

    • @Orwalks
      @Orwalks Рік тому

      @@SyndicateNA SyndicateSA - Syndicate Sexual Abuse

    • @SyndicateNA
      @SyndicateNA Рік тому

      @@Orwalks SUS ASFFFFFF

  • @caz404
    @caz404 Рік тому +1

    Can u send me the settings for ur crosshair?

  • @Zickerss
    @Zickerss Рік тому +2

    U forgot ab the ht5s that call u a crystal spammer

    • @imamoocow4
      @imamoocow4 9 місяців тому

      lol thats so true

  • @mesonicbeef7234
    @mesonicbeef7234 Рік тому +1

    Bro do dosnet know what flat is Aka Every Mcpvp player

  • @totally_bubba
    @totally_bubba Рік тому +4

    we have gotten to the point of calling eating gaps and using a sword in PVP "cringe" can we please fix this community?

  • @imamoocow4
    @imamoocow4 9 місяців тому

    ive genuinely seen people complain about "crystal spamming" lol

  • @mbz_3895
    @mbz_3895 Рік тому

    Whats the mod that you have on the top left of your screen called????!?!?

  • @mbz_3895
    @mbz_3895 Рік тому +1

    HOW AM I BANNED ON YOUR DISCORD FOR ASKING YOU CUSTOMHUD MOD SETTINGS? i wanted to download your dysnasia or something texture pack

  • @Zepicre
    @Zepicre Рік тому +1

    despite being newer than some other players (I started 3 years ago) I still like the old-gen meta much more. Out of all my time in CPvP I've hated the newer metas and I want it to be fun like it used to be again 😭 thank you Golfeh for the good video showcasing many of the dislikeable stereotypes

  • @pcrit
    @pcrit Рік тому +5

    Alternative title: reasons why pot is a better gamemode and lokamc is the best server

  • @Kuruigo
    @Kuruigo Рік тому +2

    I miss when ppl old meta, the old community was so much better

  • @SxftSnxw
    @SxftSnxw 7 місяців тому

    "pick mains" so like 90% of v+ players

  • @lincolncapsalot168
    @lincolncapsalot168 Рік тому +1

    wtf Australia called out ?!?!?!?!

  • @AvacityXD
    @AvacityXD 4 місяці тому

    You forgot one: The kid who freehits in flat

  • @Salerkis
    @Salerkis Рік тому +1

    They dig 2 blocks down dig 1 blocj eye level place anchor boom spam crystal so ga

  • @Chicken69421
    @Chicken69421 Рік тому +1

    The" what are Crystals " is so fricking annoying because people allready anchor spammed before the new kb BUT now that anchors deal more kb than Crystals its even more common to see people Anchor Spam and most People just dont use Crystals no more

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp 11 місяців тому

      Anchors deal less kb thats y anchor spam is more common in 1.19.4 and more effective.

  • @Spectrulight
    @Spectrulight Рік тому

    noo golfeh called donut smp survival

  • @bhupendranayak8006
    @bhupendranayak8006 Рік тому

    1:30 my friend :skull:

  • @based_1914
    @based_1914 Рік тому +3

    Straight FACTS

    • @based_1914
      @based_1914 Рік тому +4

      You forgot about accusing "cw / skligga / random client" ever 2 seconds tho

  • @petrikhorr
    @petrikhorr Рік тому

    this entire video could be people complaining about anchors

  • @akablizzz
    @akablizzz Рік тому +1

    Broo I hate those anchor warriors dude so annoying just spamming anchors they turn it into anchor pvp no longer Cpvp

  • @Paborate
    @Paborate Рік тому

    nah thats just how dagga normally plays frfr

  • @Bridge_boi
    @Bridge_boi Рік тому +1

    Badass music ngl

  • @Dmanepic
    @Dmanepic Рік тому

    1:39 the embodiment of why I always will use sf

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp 11 місяців тому

      Use weakness and sf against those cringe ahh mfs

  • @choowb
    @choowb Рік тому +1

    Slowfalling? LOL newgen!!!

  • @mesticalic380
    @mesticalic380 Рік тому +3

    pearl abusing and mining have become one of the most if not THE most annoying "metas"

    • @Progamezia
      @Progamezia Рік тому

      ikr.

    • @Showz497
      @Showz497 Рік тому

      I hate meta of peal fasging its so trash and not fun

  • @marron_hd8159
    @marron_hd8159 Рік тому +1

    What if we all just cope

  • @Iamrealme
    @Iamrealme Рік тому

    yo do you know if eternalanarchy will be back up or is it down forever?

  • @Betyarbaszo
    @Betyarbaszo Рік тому

    3:57 pov apex

  • @Lazoh
    @Lazoh Рік тому

    how do u get the stuff in top left

  • @testmaster11
    @testmaster11 Рік тому

    bro istg if i sword someone more then 3times they just run away even if its on prac

  • @wbt280
    @wbt280 Рік тому +1

    we need part 2

  • @bobbyjeff434
    @bobbyjeff434 Рік тому +2

    this is great

  • @sheepyukomi
    @sheepyukomi Рік тому

    lmfao, im literally a new gen and i aint even like this but its so true

  • @hipnosemc
    @hipnosemc Рік тому

    4:22 dude have a glorious model o and cant bring a axe in his kit to stun and crystal lol

  • @kippehz
    @kippehz Рік тому +1

    this so real

  • @emekius
    @emekius Рік тому +1

    yeah nah this one deserves my like

  • @eighties-u3q
    @eighties-u3q Рік тому +1

    pick mains basically just can't do anything when you stand on their obi LmFAOO

  • @elgluss2312
    @elgluss2312 Рік тому

    “pot abuser”

  • @velcoz1641
    @velcoz1641 Рік тому

    what utils you using mac utils?? lmao

  • @brianhughes-y3h
    @brianhughes-y3h 3 місяці тому

    u forgot abt walking totem farms those 21 tot kits are wild

  • @henrieiy
    @henrieiy Рік тому +1

    Shield camper is so bad on donut

  • @lixdo9266
    @lixdo9266 Рік тому

    This is so real (half the kids in the comments joined 2022 and think they’re old gen)

  • @suryt8807
    @suryt8807 Рік тому +1

    W golfeh video

  • @jammiedodger5010
    @jammiedodger5010 Рік тому +1

    Goated

  • @Mooseableg
    @Mooseableg Рік тому

    3:57 average abvolt montage😂

    • @dingle9213
      @dingle9213 Рік тому

      And now I realize how autistic I play when I do that💀

  • @tocr5724
    @tocr5724 Рік тому

    People were s anchoring in 2021 king

  • @SagemanYT
    @SagemanYT Рік тому

    The Drdonut one

  • @theefloopsy1
    @theefloopsy1 Рік тому +1

    Common dagga and golfeh W

  • @weeldapig1025
    @weeldapig1025 Рік тому

    5:24 could have used a better example donut is prac itself

  • @ILoveDumbCats
    @ILoveDumbCats 8 місяців тому

    I think oldgens are annoying because they complain when i insta hole but then when i play like they want me to they still complain and call me newgen ☠

    • @Glitchboy_exe
      @Glitchboy_exe 4 місяці тому

      I took one look at your videos and see the title anchor spamming, makes sense why

  • @crosstorm7
    @crosstorm7 Рік тому

    Accurate 101%

  • @qtYuppt
    @qtYuppt Рік тому +3

    w vid as always golfeh

    • @Orwalks
      @Orwalks Рік тому

      biggest simp ong ur a carpet

  • @_d0
    @_d0 Рік тому

    2:34 i made it into the vid LOL

  • @Seasonality6999
    @Seasonality6999 Рік тому +1

    This is so true

  • @iturewreal
    @iturewreal Рік тому +1

    you forgot the 30totem users

    • @Indisputed
      @Indisputed Рік тому

      i use 18

    • @DefNotHacks
      @DefNotHacks Рік тому

      Same

    • @Rayvenns
      @Rayvenns Рік тому +1

      I swear people on catpvp even have shulkers of extra totems every time I enter a duel

    • @DefNotHacks
      @DefNotHacks Рік тому

      @@Rayvenns sounds awful, but don't forget the rekitters on uspvp

    • @Ennard_05
      @Ennard_05 11 місяців тому +1

      I use 4 totems.

  • @reubengreen4279
    @reubengreen4279 Рік тому +1

    I despise pick spammers.

  • @skopyywasediting
    @skopyywasediting 23 дні тому

    icl slow falling is annoying as fuck because most ppl that do use it cant actually hit a crystal yes i understand that its a mechanic we can use but i did fight someone who used sf guess what happend? he saw me not have snow fall tped out of the anchor box ruins thing and spammed bow at me until i got hit thats not fun at all so idk about yall