For the oneshots Error: Would instantly delete you God's Hand: Would probably fling you or make you go frozen due to its ability. The Flex: Would slowly or instantly turn you into gold. OVERKILL: It would instantly obliterate you if you touch it. And even if you managed to eat it. It would obliterate your insides
0:41 ok so fun fact the description of the Thanos glove actually says “It's actually just a cooking gauntlet with candy taped on it” of course you still can’t eat the cooking gauntlet but the stones are legitimately candy
1:48 it should be more than dangerous if it can summon a demon looking angel that puts a crown on you when you get 1000 murders get to shoot plasma I don’t think that’s safe
i love how this guy assumes he is able to fully digest high amounts of plastic, rubber, wood, cloth, eyes, and paper and be perfectly fine. And the fact he knows what the most randomest things taste like, like a piano
"Swallowing a balloon can be dangerous and potentially life-threatening. The human digestive system is not designed to break down balloons, and they can become lodged in the throat, esophagus, or intestines. This can lead to choking, blockage of the airway, or obstruction in the digestive tract. "
I've come up with an idea for a glove, the Gumball Glove. Stats: Power: 20 (remarkably low) Speed: Infinite (astonishing) Ability: Candy Throw This ability allows the user to throw candy that significantly increases players' speed, surpassing even the speed run. After 2.5 seconds, the target is forced to halt all actions and the power boosts to 57 for the user, instead of 20.
Killer fish. Killer fish from San Diego, I don't know what I am, but I taste really good. I'm a killer fish. Hello, I'll be your killer fish for the evening. Thank you.
9:31 i dont aggree the glove would be in deadly because reverse would probably eat you instead (also space wouldn't be in deadly its just a vacuum that would pop and fill up with air at the first bite)
MR. : Literally Cheeky, but probably too large to eat. Hive: You would die due to the fact that you’d get stung by a bunch of bees, in your mouth and throat. You’d basically choke to death painfully and slowly. UFO: No.
When you place down a anchor, any person you slap goes towards that anchor, so you could place it at the edge and slap people then they go flying to the edge
Eating god's hand would probably make you ascend into a higher being, error would probably erase u litterally, overkill would just be eating lava and eating flex is actually not as bad as you would think. Gold is soft so it won't hurt your teeth although it might turn you into gold.
I feel like all the gloves besides slapple would be some sort of deadly or painful because they’re either metal or some sort of other material, or just kills you immediatly Edit: ok maybe not all of them but most of them
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8:21lol
would'nt link be In 'deadly'? (EDIT): Plus spectator should be In 'Edible' If it's literally made of air (ANOTHER EDIT): Also snow has spikes on It
Whar is the music?
epik. subcribed
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For the oneshots
Error: Would instantly delete you
God's Hand: Would probably fling you or make you go frozen due to its ability.
The Flex: Would slowly or instantly turn you into gold.
OVERKILL: It would instantly obliterate you if you touch it. And even if you managed to eat it. It would obliterate your insides
what if u extinguish it tho
@@eldukiduki6158Rocks are mid they crunchy but weird tap water taste
@@eldukiduki6158it’ll just turn back to lava eventually
this is the most creative slap battles video ive seen
5:39 “Man, I’m so hungry”
Juan: How hungry
“HOW HUNGRY?!” - horse
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse…”
@@pedro.paulo25471I was too late to say it….
"Man I'm so hungry I could eat a hoOOOO- I am so sorry-" *gets dropkicked by horse*
@@pedro.paulo254715:46
Fun Fact : Thanos glove its actually kinda edible! The tootlip says the thanos glove is made out of candy duck-taped on a cooking board.
i don't think you wanna be eating a cooking board though
@@Tireswingss i meant the candy but fair enough.
@@Tireswingss half-painful, half-tasty
a cooking mitt*
@@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVNkinda like licking your own wound
0:41 ok so fun fact the description of the Thanos glove actually says “It's actually just a cooking gauntlet with candy taped on it” of course you still can’t eat the cooking gauntlet but the stones are legitimately candy
Good point
🤓actually the "description" is called the tooltip
actually the thanos says "i'm a legend thanos"
Even slapple tooltip is "dont eat your glove"
Lol
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Lol
there shouldn’t be a video about this. I love it
1:48 it should be more than dangerous if it can summon a demon looking angel that puts a crown on you when you get 1000 murders get to shoot plasma I don’t think that’s safe
7:10 golden slapple be like : pls collect me
I was screaming for him to collect it lol
@@matthew7818same
Doesn't matter, slaps don't save in private servers.
@@themaxtax3220 slapple glove ( im bedder)
@@imnotraistimwhite he has it
7:06 RIP Cheeky 😢
10:57 tapeworms: i'm bouta end this man's whole career
cool video btw
It's icicles, not tapeworms
Who's gonna tell them?@@tarafunk1359
@@tarafunk1359 ok
extra protein
Fun fact: the tooltip for overkill says that it is litterally just a peice of lava also every glove has a tooltip check em out
When you’re out of video ideas:
I swear to god if i get another correction reply
,5th like
Yu’oure’uoe’re*
@@GuestRebirthed.
it’s a good video idea what are you talking about
@Jelly-duxcksyour*
I like the intro where the noob loses his trophy and SBtheone steals it
i love how this guy assumes he is able to fully digest high amounts of plastic, rubber, wood, cloth, eyes, and paper and be perfectly fine. And the fact he knows what the most randomest things taste like, like a piano
Then every glove would be deadly and tasty only
a piano would probably taste like paint and wood maybe like cotton or fabric
@@capythanymore like a metal taste ik from experience…
@@NeonForever erm what the sigma
You don't wanna know.
4:36 Kinetic*
"Swallowing a balloon can be dangerous and potentially life-threatening. The human digestive system is not designed to break down balloons, and they can become lodged in the throat, esophagus, or intestines. This can lead to choking, blockage of the airway, or obstruction in the digestive tract. "
🤓 /j
@@boomyadumsyou just called him smart lol
skill issue
@@Mintzaviation202 I know
Does bro know what /j means
@@boomyadums yes I do I didn’t see that lol
10:51 cute
Do not underestimate the moai 🗿 💪
Muscles
🗿 🗿 🗿 ⛏️ ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️ 💎 💎💎💎💎💎💎
oh hey quantum
Moai solos all gloves
Fr man
3:35 the way it synced with the music is fire 🔥
6:36 “it would be like eating a big stick” AYO!
5:45
“Man i’m so hungry”
“HOW HUNGRY?”
"im so hungry I could eat a"
h o r s e
OVERKILL
@@smartflopper go on.
@@imburrnin4495 “i’m so hungry i could eat a watermelon and some cantaloupe :]”
5:00 yes i do.
thanos would be tasty cus the tootip says its literally a cooking glove and candy strapped on it
yummy
Why eat a cooking glove?
Food
I've come up with an idea for a glove, the Gumball Glove.
Stats:
Power: 20 (remarkably low)
Speed: Infinite (astonishing)
Ability: Candy Throw
This ability allows the user to throw candy that significantly increases players' speed, surpassing even the speed run. After 2.5 seconds, the target is forced to halt all actions and the power boosts to 57 for the user, instead of 20.
Frostbite is edible. Also ghost looks like a crunchy jolly rancher, and grab looks like a gunmy
this is before those gloves released
says the person with a troll avatar
It’s not my avatar it’s drawn
Moai isn’t just a rock. The shocking affects can make you break your teeth when you try to bite it
Yo I like your new intro
"Obby would taste loke plastic"
Places down a killbrick
9:34 i feel like reverse would eat me if i tried to eat it
How would it eat you though
Because it’s reverse
nice mask
Why is this song hitting kinda hard tho 0:35
it's undertale metal crusher / death by glamour holder remix
all the songs here are undertale soundtrack remixes
Cuz it's Undertale ost 🔥🔥🔥
We beating mettaton with this one 🔥🔥🔥
@@YosepSimarmata-l8yhell yea🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
3:49 "A bomb factory"
I love you
Ppl who saw golden slap…
Gods hand would probably be edible because what gives its one shot title is its power, which is litterally a true power from slap royale
You don't eat rob, rob eats you
Most famous words I've ever seen 🤩
@@GolfyFromBFDIwhat is your opinion on 4
im pretty sure eating slapple glove would end your life 17 times
Fish: Yummy
But...
Killerfish: Yuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!
Killer fish. Killer fish from San Diego, I don't know what I am, but I taste really good. I'm a killer fish. Hello, I'll be your killer fish for the evening. Thank you.
Why would you eat him hes kind to you and makes you become op
Killer fish, killer fish from San Diego, i don't know what i am, *_but i taste really good._*
Haven't played slap battles for a while so I was surprised to see lamp do the "gimme yo money"
Lol
1:57
JJK fans:
It took me like 5 seconds to realize what this meant
youe a cool people for always adding an intro to your video
Slapples are more similar to watermelons than apples💀
slAPPLE
@@pdarivemulait resembles a strawberry
@@APokzh oh yeaaaaaa
@@APokzh no it resembles an apple
@@YourAverageEthanHere Does an apple have black dots around the outside of it?
Side note: the moons rocks are very deadly especially if you crush them up to use them for portals
Mf slapple is literally a strawberry
people who saw slapple
You mean golden slapple?
8:11 the song is "undertale finale holder remix"
The fact that bro ignored the golden Slapple (1% every min) to continue his video.
W Man
1:21
Galactus: "Tastes like disrespect..."
There’s no one going to mention how the golden slap is there in the tree
im gonna support u slap battles is the best game and ur playin it u goat i hope that u get millions of subs and good luck
if u want to get new gloves with me this is my username VilcaBlokovi
9:31 i dont aggree the glove would be in deadly because reverse would probably eat you instead (also space wouldn't be in deadly its just a vacuum that would pop and fill up with air at the first bite)
MR. : Literally Cheeky, but probably too large to eat.
Hive: You would die due to the fact that you’d get stung by a bunch of bees, in your mouth and throat. You’d basically choke to death painfully and slowly.
UFO: No.
0:45 well it is canon that the glove is just a cooking glove with candy on it
slapple is actually apple but has glove form , eating it will be good for you bc it’s just an APPLE!:3
Id imagine slapple being as soft and juicy as a strawberry but tasting like a fresh apple
The new Cherry glove is tasty
0:42 it is actually candy taped to a cooking gauntlet
6:01 the honored one.
you should do how painful gloves would be in real life, ability, slap etc
Take a look at the description of extended LOL
Eating a “stick”
If you ate cheeky, the transformation would expand you. Same with diamond.
So, that means instant death.
Obby is inedible because killbricks, and you would have life sized bricks spawning whenever you say the letter E.
Ultra Instinct would make your organs dodge and shift around, either injuring you, or being fatal.
Ok this video is great but what does the Anchor Glove actually do..
When you place down a anchor, any person you slap goes towards that anchor, so you could place it at the edge and slap people then they go flying to the edge
@@Cakeseeeem Oh...
thank you
Edit: i find the golden slapple was missing
Bro he literally said not all gloves are included in this vid💀💀
Eating god's hand would probably make you ascend into a higher being, error would probably erase u litterally, overkill would just be eating lava and eating flex is actually not as bad as you would think. Gold is soft so it won't hurt your teeth although it might turn you into gold.
1:27 i would definitely eat that tbh (wish me luck 🙏🦅‼️)
How do you make your intro and the thumbnail
1:06 Jschlatt's cat, Jambo: I'd like to differ.
WE SEEING HIS BETTER INTRO WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
7:07
Author: similar to diamond but blue and funny
Golden slapple: yo bro how ya doin
Tip: the moon isn't just a rock, it's also covered in moon dust which is like a sharp power and it's extremely toxic
Could damage lungs or smth
if you eat the replica glove does it count as canibalism??
4:02 bro got the moai glove🗿🗿
i have it too
4:33 I could imagine it in your stomach and the ability goes off and you just pop like a balloon
I feel like all the gloves besides slapple would be some sort of deadly or painful because they’re either metal or some sort of other material, or just kills you immediatly
Edit: ok maybe not all of them but most of them
Bubble is also a pretty safe one unless you eat multiple of the gloves
@@Thecooldudenoobsoap in your mouth would taste horrible
@@junzkuang9305 safe to eat because bubbles have a fairly low amount of soap
9:30 another reason why you cannot eat it: it would eat YOU instead.
fun fact: the moon has sharp dust due to no wind blowing it, so it would irritate your throat and stomach
Fun fact! 8 seconds into the video, you can hear a bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap!(undertale ost)
I like the Kirby music remix as the intro thingy
8:04 the dust from the moon is poisonous.
12:48 correct, since a golden slapple is considered a forbidden fruit, meaning slapples are also a fruit.
you cant eat space but you can taste it!gelatin approved!
Epic reference
epic
9:23 nice golden slapple over there
Me and my friend once tried to argue on what the most delicious glove would be.
We were stuck between slapple, fish and potato
The potato is hot and exploding so it’s out
6:39 I already do this all the time, what’s gonna be different about this time?
Potato wouldnt be consumable because of the ability it does and it will explode on your stomach
So true
Imagine me EATING A BIRTHDAY BALOON!!! 9:42
13:08 killer fish, killer fish from sandiego i dont know what i am but I TASTE REALY GOOD
Lol
U deserve a new sub
Yo, remember me? The girl from the saving money class
Overkill just melts ur insides (probably)
What’s the intro song
1:22 nice beat
10:51 cute SBtheOne ❤
0:35 Mettaton.
also whats the Metal Crusher remix?
What are the all of the Undertale remixes are anyway?
so for blasphemey, pan and homerun, how the hell do you digest those objects.
HOW DOD YOU MAKE THAT INTRO?
Reminds me of that word document I made about each glove and what it would taste like
what is the music at 8:12 ?
Finale remix, im not sure which one
The description of Thanos says that infinity stones are candies
Yo SB what country are you
9:30 Uno should've been put in deadly gloves, since instead of you eating it, it eats you.