I Made Martin Actually Impossible to Beat…

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  • @orgrange
    @orgrange 7 місяців тому +83

    “A queen? More like En Passant” is probably the best line in this video

    • @Horrorscary4544
      @Horrorscary4544 7 місяців тому

      Bro, I I. I beaten mark today 90 times.

    • @Axo-Andre
      @Axo-Andre 7 місяців тому

      @@Horrorscary4544now 0

    • @Cweepr
      @Cweepr 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Horrorscary4544 why did you play him 90 times?? and did he beat u at all?

  • @ueLordHolz
    @ueLordHolz 7 місяців тому +114

    "He gets laughed at by millions of people online"
    -only shows videos of levy making fun of him

    • @PoggersCloud
      @PoggersCloud 7 місяців тому +11

      Videos of levy with millions of views***

    • @Cutiecrystal
      @Cutiecrystal 3 місяці тому +1

      Also a pawn can’t check mate a king because it has to promote so another piece has to kill the king

    • @quenyasilvacorrea7178
      @quenyasilvacorrea7178 3 місяці тому

      @@Cutiecrystalbro pawns can checkmate with two rooks helping

  • @Basket-76
    @Basket-76 7 місяців тому +257

    Martin: I shall now use 1% of my power

    • @Edgar12344
      @Edgar12344 7 місяців тому +3

      fr

    • @Imyouhehe-x3q
      @Imyouhehe-x3q 7 місяців тому +3

      lol

    • @A.Minute-real
      @A.Minute-real 7 місяців тому +9

      Nah this is 0.2% maximum

    • @benab3255
      @benab3255 7 місяців тому +5

      ℅ (c/o) means care of. Thus, you actually said: Martin: "I shall now use 1 care of of my power"

    • @Fortniter.L
      @Fortniter.L 7 місяців тому +3

      @@benab3255 So martin shall is 1 care of his power? Wow martin cares! :O

  • @samukinhav0836
    @samukinhav0836 7 місяців тому +157

    Fundy's impossible difficulty be like:

    • @3141minecraft
      @3141minecraft 6 місяців тому +6

      I agree. This is basically Fundy's impossible difficulty but for chess

    • @Vivijaurax1
      @Vivijaurax1 6 місяців тому +2

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIING

    • @olegallito5742
      @olegallito5742 6 місяців тому +2

      For some reason fundy's impossible difficulty is way less infuriating. My guess is because at least you lose to a game, not to some ultraprivileged idiot

    • @DoubleQCubed-d7o
      @DoubleQCubed-d7o 2 місяці тому

      no

  • @RoystonTownFCFan
    @RoystonTownFCFan 7 місяців тому +67

    Finally, Martin gets the respect he deserves

  • @realleonardgibson
    @realleonardgibson 7 місяців тому +80

    0:01 Your wrong, martin isnt the worst. Because it says that martin beats his kids at chess. This means that his kids are the worst. Unless martin is his kids (which I believe is the case)

    • @TheRooksac
      @TheRooksac 7 місяців тому

      Good point

    • @kokis80
      @kokis80 7 місяців тому +3

      Bro it says i lost to my kids literally bro

    • @Billkzy
      @Billkzy 7 місяців тому +3

      y o u ' r e *

    • @dessyk.5006
      @dessyk.5006 5 місяців тому +1

      Martin "hi I just lost to my 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, ouch.."

    • @rrl6164
      @rrl6164 4 місяці тому +1

      He also can always tell when you have a forced mate; he's just holding back

  • @Billkzy
    @Billkzy 7 місяців тому +15

    martin finally used the other side of his brain

  • @thats.insane
    @thats.insane 7 місяців тому +19

    0:01 - 0:02 This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million Penguins, and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So, if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese inhabitant will have to battle 42 penguins.

  • @NoProductionsGD
    @NoProductionsGD 7 місяців тому +3

    pawn at 3:57 promoted to a bishop and said "nah i'd win" and stayed a pawn, and watched as his team suffered without any intent to help them in any way

  • @theevilninja8019
    @theevilninja8019 7 місяців тому +4

    Imagine martins sacs his queen buts it unprotected so you can’t take it and he wins in his three opening moves

  • @eagleandrewchess
    @eagleandrewchess 7 місяців тому +30

    I can technically do this variant real, but if only i had more time... But, maybe someday i will try

  • @inigami134
    @inigami134 7 місяців тому +4

    Martin: "Nah,I'd checkmate"

  • @baothien7306
    @baothien7306 5 місяців тому +4

    4:49 That's how my neighbors plays😭

  • @Benni_aka_Yoshi
    @Benni_aka_Yoshi 2 місяці тому +1

    0:05
    ❌ „gets laughed at by millions“
    ✅ Only GothamChess

  • @Nils.__
    @Nils.__ 4 місяці тому +2

    6:40 Hikaru's worst nightmare💀

  • @kizi774
    @kizi774 7 місяців тому +12

    Dare you to try and get Magnus Carlsen to play this Martin bot 😂😂

  • @Meh-d6y
    @Meh-d6y 7 місяців тому +3

    “He gets laughed at by millions of players across the world”
    *Proceeds to show three videos of the same person laughing at him*

    • @DohPixelheart
      @DohPixelheart 7 місяців тому

      kid named video view count :

    • @Meh-d6y
      @Meh-d6y 7 місяців тому

      @@DohPixelheart yeah I know it’s just funny that he just chose Gotham chess videos. Like he could have shown more videos.

  • @CraziestTop5
    @CraziestTop5 6 місяців тому +1

    well that means i cant fly my car to atlantis to meet the winged gorilla of ireland

  • @itzHasdey
    @itzHasdey 7 місяців тому +9

    no way we got chess 2.0

    • @Chess_universe2
      @Chess_universe2 7 місяців тому

      😂 I have a Real one on my channel tho...

  • @문태수-d9h
    @문태수-d9h 7 місяців тому +1

    Martin:
    but i finally grasped it on the verge of death
    *The true essence of cursed chess!*

  • @JackboredguyGD-official
    @JackboredguyGD-official 6 місяців тому +1

    "keep your eyes open..." Now becomes scary quote

  • @AD_YTChannel
    @AD_YTChannel 7 місяців тому +1

    I tried but the fact they can move THREE WHOLE MOVES.
    Im so done. Martin actually spared me twice till i accidentally restarted the board in a middle of the match when it took forever to set up

  • @IsaiahOakley-e1q
    @IsaiahOakley-e1q 7 місяців тому +2

    Martin is now unstoppable, according to me

  • @DecentlyAccurate
    @DecentlyAccurate 24 дні тому

    5:53 Yep, TOTALLY the Barbados. (Potato Pride starts playing in the distance)

  • @ZazyCat21
    @ZazyCat21 7 місяців тому +2

    Martin is actually forty seven million times better than magnus because he intentionally loses to make his kids happy

  • @Burningstars-k8l
    @Burningstars-k8l 7 місяців тому +2

    Martin learned from his grandparents

  • @Alvaisma_doggi
    @Alvaisma_doggi 5 місяців тому +1

    The rook is an elephant. Since the game is from ancient India, they have made the pieces based on their roles in their kingdom, like the bishop is a camel and the queen is actually a minister

    • @Theo_Aguirre
      @Theo_Aguirre 4 місяці тому

      Its not because in spanish the room is called tower like a tower and it makes sense because it looks like a tower

  • @THEarrasBuddhist
    @THEarrasBuddhist 7 місяців тому +2

    Challenge: Create a stacked pawns of 5 in a chess game (To your opponent)

  • @olegallito5742
    @olegallito5742 6 місяців тому +1

    As someone who has recently programmed their own chess variation, I doubt anyone on earth would agree to sin so much against the chess gods and actually make this into reality

  • @MrCube123
    @MrCube123 7 місяців тому +1

    Martin: have 250 elo.
    I: have 230 elo, and I a bit smarter

  • @stone_boi
    @stone_boi 4 місяці тому +1

    bro removed the point of Sniper Bishop

  • @Cart1416
    @Cart1416 2 місяці тому +1

    stockmartin

  • @RageBird7200
    @RageBird7200 5 місяців тому +1

    One word: STOCKFISH.

  • @Arkham_Knight1
    @Arkham_Knight1 6 місяців тому +1

    Mittens: a new challenger.

  • @realleonardgibson
    @realleonardgibson 7 місяців тому +2

    Did you increase martin's elo to 'uh oh'?

  • @Rodricz123
    @Rodricz123 7 місяців тому +4

    ENCROISSANT

  • @noekinsantos
    @noekinsantos 3 місяці тому

    Playing chess in Martin’s perspective:

  • @epicethereallord2977
    @epicethereallord2977 6 місяців тому +5

    stockfish's code is open source so I could program him to do the worst move according to stockfish every time. but sadly martin is closed source online. To be able to program your ideas I would need a version that is open source offline coded in C or C++

    • @capybarachess-1
      @capybarachess-1 3 місяці тому

      There is Alredy a chessbot ín lichess called worstfish it Always plays the worst mowe according to stockfish

  • @jinyulee467
    @jinyulee467 4 місяці тому

    Another idea: You get the standard army but on every third move you have to make a blunder move. If you can't or don't, you lose. No brilliant or excellent moves are allowed for you.

  • @QZI37
    @QZI37 6 місяців тому +1

    The actual worst chess bots are all of the ones before nelson💀💀

  • @Arsectral
    @Arsectral 7 місяців тому +2

    enter stockfish

  • @QZI37
    @QZI37 6 місяців тому +1

    This literally lets martin win before you can make any move

  • @rahulgaikwad6669
    @rahulgaikwad6669 7 місяців тому +1

    Just gonna say all three minor pieces are animals...Rook- Elephant Bishop- Camel and Knight- Horse as you know

  • @annabartram4183
    @annabartram4183 6 місяців тому +1

    It’s basically monster chess and you’re not the monster but it’s ten times harder to beat 😂

  • @anabellepowell1234
    @anabellepowell1234 2 місяці тому

    IT ACTUALLY IS MATE IN 1 FOR MARTIN

  • @Arsectral
    @Arsectral 7 місяців тому +2

    i never heard of martina lol

  • @OvalMish
    @OvalMish 7 місяців тому +2

    Croissant, do you want it to always be white who has the disadvantage, or do you want to be able to switch color?

    • @The_Croissant
      @The_Croissant  7 місяців тому +2

      it should make you play both colors. And martin always has advantage.

    • @OvalMish
      @OvalMish 7 місяців тому +3

      @@The_Croissant Ok, I will start working on it

    • @NitroFunWon
      @NitroFunWon 6 місяців тому +1

      lost motivation yet? If not then good on you.

    • @OvalMish
      @OvalMish 6 місяців тому +2

      @@NitroFunWon Still working on it, but I have also gone on vacation for 2 weeks so that took up a lot of time

  • @erindesabla
    @erindesabla 4 місяці тому +1

    the rooks is a the home for the king and queen why we don't call it a castle is because of castling some people call it the tower

  • @1_FRESH_1
    @1_FRESH_1 7 місяців тому +2

    I still won him😢
    He blundered a checkmate because he made a forsed move(en passant)

  • @nick_fous
    @nick_fous 7 місяців тому +2

    Bro I have already made a chess engine that pops up a chessboard in a window where you can make moves but I still gotta have the code for the Martin bot. Plus thats too many extra rules😂

  • @Tigey1500
    @Tigey1500 5 місяців тому +1

    5:12 bro i lost by that when i was new

  • @yb5sv9mt7s
    @yb5sv9mt7s 7 місяців тому

    martiin indeed had enough

  • @Arcangelnino
    @Arcangelnino 7 місяців тому +2

    go martin vs stockfish *battle of gods*

  • @HellTater
    @HellTater 7 місяців тому +4

    Bet i can make that, if i had an open source martin bot

    • @The_Croissant
      @The_Croissant  7 місяців тому +3

      It doesn't really need to be a Martin bot. Just any really bad chess bot with Martin's profile picture 🤫

    • @orangecitrus8056
      @orangecitrus8056 7 місяців тому +1

      @@The_Croissant even that lovecraftian cat?

  • @KenEmbrado
    @KenEmbrado 4 місяці тому +1

    bro can you make worstfish impossible to beat?

  • @anabellepowell1234
    @anabellepowell1234 12 днів тому

    can can

  • @anabellepowell1234
    @anabellepowell1234 2 місяці тому

    1:47 1:49 1:51

  • @DbdhdHshshs
    @DbdhdHshshs 6 місяців тому +1

    true "Uh, oh" Elo

  • @anabellepowell1234
    @anabellepowell1234 Місяць тому

    3:03

  • @AlexTs-t4b
    @AlexTs-t4b Місяць тому

    Croissant after this video: You know what? King can move since now
    King: Really?
    Croissant: Yes
    King: Great! How will I move?
    Croissant: only on the square you're standing right now
    King: ...Bruh

  • @ItzLuckyReal
    @ItzLuckyReal 6 місяців тому +1

    Make it like mittens but harder like stockfish+comodo+mittens+max bot+Magnus+ hikaru

  • @DoubleQCubed-d7o
    @DoubleQCubed-d7o 2 місяці тому

    Martin: thanks

  • @zenkyrenzo2009
    @zenkyrenzo2009 6 місяців тому +1

    Can you still castle?

  • @AnotherOne-s8v
    @AnotherOne-s8v 4 місяці тому +2

    No way Martin is fish💀💀💀

  • @realleonardgibson
    @realleonardgibson 7 місяців тому +5

    Im struggling on this bot! But, a grandmaster once said:
    Skill issue you need git gud. - martin.

  • @GrimGamingTheOfficial
    @GrimGamingTheOfficial 7 місяців тому +2

    I actually am an HTML programmer. It might take a little bit tho….

  • @DetlefSchaar
    @DetlefSchaar 18 днів тому

    5:37 But the Queen is guarded

  • @morelets3500
    @morelets3500 6 місяців тому +2

    5:37 it is protected

  • @PISOOAIOLuckIsReal
    @PISOOAIOLuckIsReal 3 місяці тому

    The fact he can checkmate without him moving cuz of the the first three movers either you queen

  • @DUBS10_FIRE307
    @DUBS10_FIRE307 7 місяців тому +1

    Its possible, if he plays every dumb move in existance

  • @GameOX-i7u
    @GameOX-i7u 4 місяці тому +1

    blud just maked it unfair not actually changes martin himself

  • @chandrabhushan2027
    @chandrabhushan2027 7 місяців тому

    Martin using his 0.1% power:

  • @bjongjermeni1285
    @bjongjermeni1285 6 місяців тому +1

    So rooks just cant move? (they spawn in the corners so they can only move at the edges) so we have no rooks now either?

  • @chelovek10117
    @chelovek10117 7 місяців тому +1

    I have a challenge for you: beat martin as black as fast as you can (my record is 14 and martin no longer falls for scholar mate)

  • @hiennguuyen9449
    @hiennguuyen9449 7 місяців тому

    I really want to play with him
    I hope somebody will make this playable

  • @anabellepowell1234
    @anabellepowell1234 2 місяці тому

    3:03 3:04

  • @DiamondWolfX
    @DiamondWolfX 7 місяців тому

    What happens if you only have a king and a pawn, you move the pawn to the edge, then Martin doesn't put you in check?

    • @The_Croissant
      @The_Croissant  7 місяців тому

      Stalemate 🫠

    • @chelovek10117
      @chelovek10117 6 місяців тому

      Is stalemate 0-1 in Martin's favor or is it 0-2 in Martin's favor​@@The_Croissant

  • @anabellepowell1234
    @anabellepowell1234 2 місяці тому

    3:00 3:00 3:00 3:00 3:00

  • @a-problem-in-the-error
    @a-problem-in-the-error 7 місяців тому

    we need to make his channel blow up

  • @chill_guy497
    @chill_guy497 3 місяці тому

    if black king on a8 (martin only has king) rook on h8, king on a6, and queen on h1, then its a sad stalemate :(

  • @Olivia0129
    @Olivia0129 3 місяці тому

    It’s wumpus now

  • @somebore_a
    @somebore_a 3 місяці тому

    a rook is a type of crow

  • @mohammednadasen-karim2055
    @mohammednadasen-karim2055 7 місяців тому

    My IPad died when I got an En Passant Check

  • @emmanueljoaquin2251
    @emmanueljoaquin2251 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro make Martin to be respect

  • @AnLamHousehold
    @AnLamHousehold 7 місяців тому

    so that means u need to block every check now

  • @Jonah-nc1qk
    @Jonah-nc1qk 7 місяців тому +1

    Wait is that the background of YFM I’ll be hiring the king of London and make him carry my luggage 3:41 (rich people $hit🤑)

  • @hoanghaile2903
    @hoanghaile2903 6 місяців тому +1

    Martin is 628 time harder than past and strockfish

  • @meisstupid1831
    @meisstupid1831 7 місяців тому

    when can i play this version

  • @tobi4812
    @tobi4812 7 місяців тому

    Martin has M3 at the beginning of every game and theres nothing you can do about it lol

  • @BearDashAltt
    @BearDashAltt 27 днів тому

    3:18
    That horse is not a castle

  • @Gexion_70
    @Gexion_70 7 місяців тому

    Bro you did but gen martin laughing in cornor

  • @XibalbaEun
    @XibalbaEun 11 днів тому

    How do you play the bot

  • @KomodokyleChess
    @KomodokyleChess 6 місяців тому

    where can i play the unbeatable martin

  • @brixz4237
    @brixz4237 6 місяців тому +1

    Or... Just give 4 opening moves and make always play scholars mate

  • @shreyamshreyamchaurasia3885
    @shreyamshreyamchaurasia3885 7 місяців тому +1

    Me :- stockfish I need your help😢
    Stockfish:-to defeat whom ? LEELA ZERO OR ALPHA ZERO ?
    Me :- Martin!!
    Stockfish:-😑😑😑 please kindly quit chess

  • @pannenkoeksus
    @pannenkoeksus 7 місяців тому +1

    give me like 3 months and i programmed it and won against it

  • @extrrda
    @extrrda 6 місяців тому

    new marting has a new rank higher than GM (Kingmaster (KM)

  • @anabellepowell1234
    @anabellepowell1234 2 місяці тому

    I saw him play 28 accuarcy when i played like 97 and i was only 29 better than him

  • @Tr3e_Hugg3r
    @Tr3e_Hugg3r 7 місяців тому

    Welp
    Chess while played perfectly is a draw.

  • @ApexChesss
    @ApexChesss 7 місяців тому

    Wintrcat enters chat