For some reason fundy's impossible difficulty is way less infuriating. My guess is because at least you lose to a game, not to some ultraprivileged idiot
0:01 Your wrong, martin isnt the worst. Because it says that martin beats his kids at chess. This means that his kids are the worst. Unless martin is his kids (which I believe is the case)
0:01 - 0:02 This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million Penguins, and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So, if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese inhabitant will have to battle 42 penguins.
pawn at 3:57 promoted to a bishop and said "nah i'd win" and stayed a pawn, and watched as his team suffered without any intent to help them in any way
I tried but the fact they can move THREE WHOLE MOVES. Im so done. Martin actually spared me twice till i accidentally restarted the board in a middle of the match when it took forever to set up
The rook is an elephant. Since the game is from ancient India, they have made the pieces based on their roles in their kingdom, like the bishop is a camel and the queen is actually a minister
As someone who has recently programmed their own chess variation, I doubt anyone on earth would agree to sin so much against the chess gods and actually make this into reality
stockfish's code is open source so I could program him to do the worst move according to stockfish every time. but sadly martin is closed source online. To be able to program your ideas I would need a version that is open source offline coded in C or C++
Another idea: You get the standard army but on every third move you have to make a blunder move. If you can't or don't, you lose. No brilliant or excellent moves are allowed for you.
Bro I have already made a chess engine that pops up a chessboard in a window where you can make moves but I still gotta have the code for the Martin bot. Plus thats too many extra rules😂
Croissant after this video: You know what? King can move since now King: Really? Croissant: Yes King: Great! How will I move? Croissant: only on the square you're standing right now King: ...Bruh
“A queen? More like En Passant” is probably the best line in this video
Bro, I I. I beaten mark today 90 times.
@@Horrorscary4544now 0
@@Horrorscary4544 why did you play him 90 times?? and did he beat u at all?
"He gets laughed at by millions of people online"
-only shows videos of levy making fun of him
Videos of levy with millions of views***
Also a pawn can’t check mate a king because it has to promote so another piece has to kill the king
@@Cutiecrystalbro pawns can checkmate with two rooks helping
Martin: I shall now use 1% of my power
fr
lol
Nah this is 0.2% maximum
℅ (c/o) means care of. Thus, you actually said: Martin: "I shall now use 1 care of of my power"
@@benab3255 So martin shall is 1 care of his power? Wow martin cares! :O
Fundy's impossible difficulty be like:
I agree. This is basically Fundy's impossible difficulty but for chess
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIING
For some reason fundy's impossible difficulty is way less infuriating. My guess is because at least you lose to a game, not to some ultraprivileged idiot
no
Finally, Martin gets the respect he deserves
0:01 Your wrong, martin isnt the worst. Because it says that martin beats his kids at chess. This means that his kids are the worst. Unless martin is his kids (which I believe is the case)
Good point
Bro it says i lost to my kids literally bro
y o u ' r e *
Martin "hi I just lost to my 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, ouch.."
He also can always tell when you have a forced mate; he's just holding back
martin finally used the other side of his brain
0:01 - 0:02 This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million Penguins, and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So, if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese inhabitant will have to battle 42 penguins.
kinda unfair
super relevant
pawn at 3:57 promoted to a bishop and said "nah i'd win" and stayed a pawn, and watched as his team suffered without any intent to help them in any way
Imagine martins sacs his queen buts it unprotected so you can’t take it and he wins in his three opening moves
I can technically do this variant real, but if only i had more time... But, maybe someday i will try
oh eagle wsg
Please tell when you finish it
Nice
Martin: "Nah,I'd checkmate"
4:49 That's how my neighbors plays😭
0:05
❌ „gets laughed at by millions“
✅ Only GothamChess
6:40 Hikaru's worst nightmare💀
Dare you to try and get Magnus Carlsen to play this Martin bot 😂😂
“He gets laughed at by millions of players across the world”
*Proceeds to show three videos of the same person laughing at him*
kid named video view count :
@@DohPixelheart yeah I know it’s just funny that he just chose Gotham chess videos. Like he could have shown more videos.
well that means i cant fly my car to atlantis to meet the winged gorilla of ireland
no way we got chess 2.0
😂 I have a Real one on my channel tho...
Martin:
but i finally grasped it on the verge of death
*The true essence of cursed chess!*
"keep your eyes open..." Now becomes scary quote
I tried but the fact they can move THREE WHOLE MOVES.
Im so done. Martin actually spared me twice till i accidentally restarted the board in a middle of the match when it took forever to set up
Martin is now unstoppable, according to me
5:53 Yep, TOTALLY the Barbados. (Potato Pride starts playing in the distance)
Martin is actually forty seven million times better than magnus because he intentionally loses to make his kids happy
Martin learned from his grandparents
The rook is an elephant. Since the game is from ancient India, they have made the pieces based on their roles in their kingdom, like the bishop is a camel and the queen is actually a minister
Its not because in spanish the room is called tower like a tower and it makes sense because it looks like a tower
Challenge: Create a stacked pawns of 5 in a chess game (To your opponent)
As someone who has recently programmed their own chess variation, I doubt anyone on earth would agree to sin so much against the chess gods and actually make this into reality
Martin: have 250 elo.
I: have 230 elo, and I a bit smarter
bro removed the point of Sniper Bishop
stockmartin
One word: STOCKFISH.
Mittens: a new challenger.
Did you increase martin's elo to 'uh oh'?
ENCROISSANT
Playing chess in Martin’s perspective:
stockfish's code is open source so I could program him to do the worst move according to stockfish every time. but sadly martin is closed source online. To be able to program your ideas I would need a version that is open source offline coded in C or C++
There is Alredy a chessbot ín lichess called worstfish it Always plays the worst mowe according to stockfish
Another idea: You get the standard army but on every third move you have to make a blunder move. If you can't or don't, you lose. No brilliant or excellent moves are allowed for you.
The actual worst chess bots are all of the ones before nelson💀💀
enter stockfish
This literally lets martin win before you can make any move
Just gonna say all three minor pieces are animals...Rook- Elephant Bishop- Camel and Knight- Horse as you know
It’s basically monster chess and you’re not the monster but it’s ten times harder to beat 😂
IT ACTUALLY IS MATE IN 1 FOR MARTIN
i never heard of martina lol
Croissant, do you want it to always be white who has the disadvantage, or do you want to be able to switch color?
it should make you play both colors. And martin always has advantage.
@@The_Croissant Ok, I will start working on it
lost motivation yet? If not then good on you.
@@NitroFunWon Still working on it, but I have also gone on vacation for 2 weeks so that took up a lot of time
the rooks is a the home for the king and queen why we don't call it a castle is because of castling some people call it the tower
I still won him😢
He blundered a checkmate because he made a forsed move(en passant)
Bro I have already made a chess engine that pops up a chessboard in a window where you can make moves but I still gotta have the code for the Martin bot. Plus thats too many extra rules😂
5:12 bro i lost by that when i was new
martiin indeed had enough
go martin vs stockfish *battle of gods*
Bet i can make that, if i had an open source martin bot
It doesn't really need to be a Martin bot. Just any really bad chess bot with Martin's profile picture 🤫
@@The_Croissant even that lovecraftian cat?
bro can you make worstfish impossible to beat?
can can
1:47 1:49 1:51
true "Uh, oh" Elo
3:03
Can can can can can
Croissant after this video: You know what? King can move since now
King: Really?
Croissant: Yes
King: Great! How will I move?
Croissant: only on the square you're standing right now
King: ...Bruh
Make it like mittens but harder like stockfish+comodo+mittens+max bot+Magnus+ hikaru
Martin: thanks
Can you still castle?
No way Martin is fish💀💀💀
Im struggling on this bot! But, a grandmaster once said:
Skill issue you need git gud. - martin.
I actually am an HTML programmer. It might take a little bit tho….
5:37 But the Queen is guarded
5:37 it is protected
The fact he can checkmate without him moving cuz of the the first three movers either you queen
Its possible, if he plays every dumb move in existance
blud just maked it unfair not actually changes martin himself
Martin using his 0.1% power:
So rooks just cant move? (they spawn in the corners so they can only move at the edges) so we have no rooks now either?
I have a challenge for you: beat martin as black as fast as you can (my record is 14 and martin no longer falls for scholar mate)
I really want to play with him
I hope somebody will make this playable
3:03 3:04
What happens if you only have a king and a pawn, you move the pawn to the edge, then Martin doesn't put you in check?
Stalemate 🫠
Is stalemate 0-1 in Martin's favor or is it 0-2 in Martin's favor@@The_Croissant
3:00 3:00 3:00 3:00 3:00
we need to make his channel blow up
if black king on a8 (martin only has king) rook on h8, king on a6, and queen on h1, then its a sad stalemate :(
It’s wumpus now
a rook is a type of crow
My IPad died when I got an En Passant Check
Bro make Martin to be respect
so that means u need to block every check now
Wait is that the background of YFM I’ll be hiring the king of London and make him carry my luggage 3:41 (rich people $hit🤑)
Martin is 628 time harder than past and strockfish
when can i play this version
Martin has M3 at the beginning of every game and theres nothing you can do about it lol
3:18
That horse is not a castle
Bro you did but gen martin laughing in cornor
How do you play the bot
where can i play the unbeatable martin
Or... Just give 4 opening moves and make always play scholars mate
Me :- stockfish I need your help😢
Stockfish:-to defeat whom ? LEELA ZERO OR ALPHA ZERO ?
Me :- Martin!!
Stockfish:-😑😑😑 please kindly quit chess
give me like 3 months and i programmed it and won against it
new marting has a new rank higher than GM (Kingmaster (KM)
I saw him play 28 accuarcy when i played like 97 and i was only 29 better than him
Welp
Chess while played perfectly is a draw.
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