Fake monk: Buddhist crusader catches one on London street

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    Hong Kong actress and lawyer-turned-Buddhist-crusader Mary Jean Reimer caught a Chinese man posing as a Buddhist priest in the UK. She confronted the man and forced him to disrobe on the street. But her behaviour has created some indignation in the Buddhist community, with some saying she had used violence to deal with violence.

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  • @gabrielma2870
    @gabrielma2870 3 роки тому +32246

    Women: Show me your monk certification
    fake monk: *pulls out Avatar the last Airbender poster*

  • @jolenethellama
    @jolenethellama 3 роки тому +8178

    Imagine casually walking by, seeing a woman yell at a monk in Mandarin.

    • @chrisjuan9249
      @chrisjuan9249 3 роки тому +441

      *A white woman with perferct mandarin

    • @jolenethellama
      @jolenethellama 3 роки тому +93

      @@chrisjuan9249 Yeah even better.

    • @Sami6894
      @Sami6894 3 роки тому +353

      Chris Juan dude the woman is Chinese; loads of Chinese from the north and north west region look and sound like her.
      Especially since that region also had a lot of mixing with Mongolian, Russian and Uyghurs (Turkish Chinese).
      P.s she could be twins with one of my aunties...sounds just like her too.

    • @Gunbardo
      @Gunbardo 3 роки тому +70

      Chris Juan She’s from Hong Kong, her mandarin isn’t perfect.

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 3 роки тому +11

      you mean a Karen..

  • @sanoobinspector1207
    @sanoobinspector1207 3 роки тому +3461

    Her: "Recite the Great Compassion Mantra."
    Him: "The Great Compassion of Mantra means great compassion."

    • @meowbee6117
      @meowbee6117 3 роки тому +321

      Ah yes the floor here is made out of floor

    • @abhisheksumanAS
      @abhisheksumanAS 3 роки тому +75

      "How to write 150 words answer when you are Jon Snow"

    • @neptune4367
      @neptune4367 3 роки тому +60

      “People die when they are killed”

    • @ryantan777
      @ryantan777 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @therankingworld7627
      @therankingworld7627 3 роки тому +17

      Water is wet 😂😂😂

  • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz2386
    @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz2386 3 роки тому +4589

    Ok I can’t be the only one who didn’t know you needed a buddhist certificate 😶

    • @santiagocarrer7394
      @santiagocarrer7394 3 роки тому +278

      isn't it like having a certificate of being a priest?

    • @delvianandriano2113
      @delvianandriano2113 3 роки тому +67

      @@santiagocarrer7394 yeah i'm pretty sure

    • @breakfastattiffanys741
      @breakfastattiffanys741 3 роки тому +246

      I can't be the only one that has never heard of fake monks before :o

    • @ChauNyan
      @ChauNyan 3 роки тому +218

      @@breakfastattiffanys741 You've probably heard of a fake priest before, and they are essentially doing the same thing. Money laundering, and it's disgusting

    • @TsunamicBlaze
      @TsunamicBlaze 3 роки тому +36

      I was told that some monks actually get degrees to be accepted into certain Monasteries

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 3 роки тому +5666

    “I’ll convert to Buddhism when I get home”
    Sounds like me trying to procrastinate

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 3 роки тому +113

      *Paper due the next day*
      Me: ill do it later tonight

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 3 роки тому +51

      p js
      *Tomorrow comes*
      Me: I’ll do it on the bus

    • @cocoa3d950
      @cocoa3d950 3 роки тому +35

      Soviet Kappa *on the bus*
      I’ll do it in class

    • @ahmedaghadi8281
      @ahmedaghadi8281 3 роки тому +12

      @@cocoa3d950 I will do while giving exams ( you know i am beck bencher and teacher can't see the book under my desk ).

    • @cocoa3d950
      @cocoa3d950 3 роки тому +5

      AHMED AGHADI 😂

  • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
    @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 4 роки тому +6221

    "The Great Compassion Mantra?"
    "Don't you even know the Great Compassion Mantra?"
    *_"The Great Compassion Mantra means great compassion"_*

    • @DaviMKim
      @DaviMKim 4 роки тому +49

      Briefly

    • @quchi7232
      @quchi7232 4 роки тому +65

      Zap Brannigan: No need to thank me.

    • @angeladao4265
      @angeladao4265 4 роки тому +295

      me writing my short answer questions on tests

    • @MichelleMCTran
      @MichelleMCTran 4 роки тому +13

      Ponderer Of Pointless Dreams he doesn’t know about the lotus mantra

    • @autumn8920
      @autumn8920 4 роки тому +6

      I keep seeing you everywhere XD

  • @ethanjohn8144
    @ethanjohn8144 2 роки тому +436

    Imagine she catches him again in a few years but he has a buddhist certificate

    • @rehamalvie2027
      @rehamalvie2027 2 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @Akashavanidairy97.5
      @Akashavanidairy97.5 2 роки тому +84

      Before she even asks ,he will start to recite the compassion mantra while showing monk certificate 😀

    • @InfiniteBeingX
      @InfiniteBeingX 2 роки тому +4

      @@Akashavanidairy97.5 haha lol

  • @Nanomaroni
    @Nanomaroni 3 роки тому +1116

    That Lady could End wars if she speaks to the leaders in person

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 3 роки тому +32

      She fr has presence

    • @signoguns8501
      @signoguns8501 2 роки тому +12

      SLAY QUEEN

    • @srimasis
      @srimasis 2 роки тому +62

      "Show me your President certificate"

    • @anhoanminh4545
      @anhoanminh4545 2 роки тому +7

      @@srimasis PLEASE I CANT-

    • @HKGYHCheng
      @HKGYHCheng 2 роки тому +7

      She would be dead if she spoke like that to leaders during a war

  • @nicholaslee5473
    @nicholaslee5473 5 років тому +2903

    If you think that she was rude, then you have a high chance of being scammed in real life. The best weapon a scammer has is naive people with too much compassion.

    • @decemberxnova6464
      @decemberxnova6464 5 років тому +98

      That robe is for Buddhist monk.. if your not dumb

    • @justinreyes8082
      @justinreyes8082 5 років тому +343

      @@randomdude2086 Blackmailing is holding information that ruins a persons life. First off all what he did is illegal because he is violating the order of the Buddhist monks and second if this person chooses to be a scammer doing something illegal he should be ready to pay for it. As for the woman scamming people by harassing the scammer. Um she doesn't take money from unsuspecting people like he those. You may say hes not hurting anyone but still hes getting money in return for literally nothing. The guy is making money off a lie. It'd be better if he begged cause at least he was honest. And most of the people who give him money are usually highly naive like you who thinks that the scammer should have just been let off the hook or just want him out of their face quickly. A scammer is someone who makes money of deciet and what this woman did was no scam.

    • @livainyangnyang6294
      @livainyangnyang6294 5 років тому +82

      @@randomdude2086 if there is such scammers like her. I would gladly accept and welcome her.

    • @justinreyes8082
      @justinreyes8082 5 років тому +79

      @@randomdude2086 That doesn't get rid of them now does it? Plus she isn't a scammer for doing that.

    • @justinreyes8082
      @justinreyes8082 5 років тому +103

      @@randomdude2086 And how is catching scammers a scam? Its genuine isn't it? And about reporting it, how sure are you the police are even gonna catch him. Can you hold that scammer in place without yelling long enough for the police to come pick him up? Report all you want but there are lots of people who do that type of scam and its not gonna be easy to pin point him if you don't do what she did. Get the name, ID, and tell him straight up what he was doing is wrong.

  • @tanveersingh5423
    @tanveersingh5423 3 роки тому +3430

    Imagine she bumped into him around the next corner and he is wearing his robe

    • @virgilthemob1242
      @virgilthemob1242 3 роки тому +209

      Fake monk: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 роки тому +102

      Woman starts to beat him up

    • @user-ud6xw3js3r
      @user-ud6xw3js3r 3 роки тому +33

      She had no right at all to do anything he could do whatever tf he wanted, there's no law that says you can't pretend to be a monk

    • @faxe4792
      @faxe4792 3 роки тому +156

      @@user-ud6xw3js3r bruh. There is no specific laws like that but what i know there is some laws similiar to something like "scamming". But its true , the woman have no rights to check his id and belongings , she could have just called the police and let the police handles it. My guess here is she is giving the man second chance to repent instead of let his id got blacklisted.

    • @anthyavila9726
      @anthyavila9726 3 роки тому +53

      @@user-ud6xw3js3r Huh? Of course she has the right to call him out! It works both ways, it's not just criminals who have the right to do "whatever they want." 🙄🙄🙄

  • @glassdogangle
    @glassdogangle 2 роки тому +737

    Dude takes off his fake Buddhist robe and is wearing a fake US Forces Disabled Veteran outfit underneath. I am dead.

    • @smilyachy8630
      @smilyachy8630 2 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @LifewithMae2023
      @LifewithMae2023 2 роки тому +121

      That's incase he needs another disguise since being a monk is already busted. The guy has Plan B. 😁

    • @mandalorian3865
      @mandalorian3865 2 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣

    • @PrimalDesign
      @PrimalDesign 2 роки тому +94

      Plot twist continues... US military veteran around the corner came up and makes him take that off

    • @harikrishnan4183
      @harikrishnan4183 2 роки тому +4

      @@LifewithMae2023 I am an FBI agent 🙂

  • @vaibhavkumar6185
    @vaibhavkumar6185 3 роки тому +865

    Life hack: When you are scamming people by pretending to be fake monk , learn the great compassion mantra.

    • @cromturion
      @cromturion 3 роки тому +84

      At that point one should just become an actual monk

    • @paulpaulsen7777
      @paulpaulsen7777 2 роки тому +41

      Not to forget about getting a certificate...

    • @nishajain4894
      @nishajain4894 2 роки тому +14

      Great compassion mantra done. Now say next mantra 😉

    • @nishajain4894
      @nishajain4894 2 роки тому

      @Mac 😅😅😅

    • @jingxiao2164
      @jingxiao2164 2 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha

  • @jaywholoveseveryone1721
    @jaywholoveseveryone1721 3 роки тому +2869

    He's gonna read, memorize then recite the Mantra so that he will be ready next time.

    • @a55tech
      @a55tech 3 роки тому +98

      then he be ready. the mantra will enlightenment him

    • @MrW781
      @MrW781 3 роки тому +40

      Exactly! She should've just called the police once she got the confession. This makes for an exciting video, but just how effective is it?

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 3 роки тому +13

      @@MrW781 maybe he really changed? He seemed guilty.

    • @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536
      @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 3 роки тому +27

      @@MrW781 pretty sure there's no law in london saying anything about impersonating a monk. It's not like people impersonate a monk every day in London. He can just he's cosplaying.

    • @MrW781
      @MrW781 3 роки тому +16

      @@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 I'm pretty sure that fraud and scamming is illegal. Welcome to the real world with Big Boy consequences.

  • @joanneofarc.
    @joanneofarc. 4 роки тому +5523

    "the great compassion mantra means great compassion."
    mmm, yes. the floor here is made of floor.

    • @surgeeo1406
      @surgeeo1406 4 роки тому +70

      But in Bhuddism, nothing is made of itself, but other things... 🤔

    • @gabrielma2870
      @gabrielma2870 3 роки тому +34

      Ngl THIS COMMENT SO UNDERRATED XD

    • @RBMCubing
      @RBMCubing 3 роки тому +65

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @kSubsNovideos-kg5be
      @kSubsNovideos-kg5be 3 роки тому +3

      Actually, it's made out of cake

    • @Ryan-oe2mn
      @Ryan-oe2mn 3 роки тому +9

      @@surgeeo1406 technically, everything is nothing, and nothing is everything. It's the idea of impermanence.
      - From A Buddhist

  • @zyxvwu
    @zyxvwu 2 роки тому +229

    He's probably playing a monk in Los Angeles, California now.

    • @jessicag630
      @jessicag630 2 роки тому +1

      It's a very possible case. He might be scamming somewhere else right afterwards.
      Just look at him at 3:50. What a pathetic liar.

    • @guillermoparra8801
      @guillermoparra8801 2 роки тому

      It's absolutely legal in Los Angeles to play Monk

  • @andrewlee88
    @andrewlee88 3 роки тому +199

    This scolding sounds like his mom caught him playing dress up.

    • @st4rdyy
      @st4rdyy 2 роки тому +5

      That- shouldn't be a problem-

  • @encabolawrenceaaron5349
    @encabolawrenceaaron5349 5 років тому +9535

    My uncle is a monk and he said they dont beg they give

    • @hello-hw1yb
      @hello-hw1yb 5 років тому +574

      TRUEEE. Some times i go to a temple, with my mom. And we give the money to the monk. And we have to stay 1 feet away from the monk.

    • @MrIcaru5
      @MrIcaru5 5 років тому +363

      Sometimes they do ask for food though. Legit monk with certificate

    • @joliechansankai
      @joliechansankai 5 років тому +413

      Still Chill yea,usually they don’t beg fo donation,they accept donations only when ppl are willing to give them

    • @kermithyfrog_47
      @kermithyfrog_47 5 років тому +243

      Monk dont beg they go around and if you want to gift the food you can and they will gladly accept it and uf ur a girl u can't touch the monk but if ur a boy you can its one of the rules. I know this because im bhuddhist

    • @MrIcaru5
      @MrIcaru5 5 років тому +19

      @@kermithyfrog_47 if that is not called begging then what it's called then? They go around and called the house owner.

  • @CypherBen_
    @CypherBen_ 3 роки тому +5823

    Everybody gangsta until he starts combining all 4 elements together

  • @prastutphukan9584
    @prastutphukan9584 3 роки тому +169

    Woman: Don't you even know about the Great Compassion Mantra?
    Fake monk: The Great Compassion Mantra means great compassion.

    • @surgi-ical-striker
      @surgi-ical-striker 2 роки тому +3

      Preist : Recite the Shuklambharatam Mantra !!!
      Bhagyaraj : Shuklambharatam....Shuklambharatam .....Shuklambharatam ...err...and...Shuklambharatam !!
      LOLZ

    • @Zero-bu5ry
      @Zero-bu5ry 2 роки тому +5

      Yes, in Germany, height depends on the distance between your head and the ground.

    • @prastutphukan9584
      @prastutphukan9584 2 роки тому +1

      @@Zero-bu5ry 😂😂😂

    • @SundayBeastz
      @SundayBeastz 2 роки тому +4

      Reminds me of Barney Fife on Andy of Mayberry. Andy asks Barney: What was the Emancipation Proclamation about?
      Barney replies: "What was it about?" Use your head, man. It's common knowledge. It was these folks - and how else was they going to get themselves emancipated unless there was a proclamation? So, they got themselves a proclamation and they called it "The Emancipation Proclamation."

  • @nibirdada6635
    @nibirdada6635 2 роки тому +71

    The only time a guy was unhappy when a woman asked him to take off his clothes.

  • @sleepzy3816
    @sleepzy3816 3 роки тому +2594

    He should have said he was cosplaying as Aang without an arrow

    • @RedStone576
      @RedStone576 3 роки тому +23

      Rare insult

    • @flufiez
      @flufiez 3 роки тому +61

      why would being aang be an insult that be sick

    • @adindaaisyah2573
      @adindaaisyah2573 3 роки тому +42

      Or maybe Saitama🤣

    • @kent_nelson
      @kent_nelson 3 роки тому +2

      This is genius. Lol

    • @2551987ezio
      @2551987ezio 3 роки тому +12

      @@adindaaisyah2573 Oh yes. He's reply should have been something like. "I'm a monk for fun."

  • @JhinguBaba
    @JhinguBaba 5 років тому +9461

    ....He is definitely going to do it again.

    • @archingelus
      @archingelus 5 років тому +498

      He should try dressing as Jesus next time

    • @putci76
      @putci76 5 років тому +70

      As long as he does not commit a crime does it even matter ???

    • @vonbie6354
      @vonbie6354 5 років тому +606

      Debanshu Roy isn’t scamming people for money a crime?

    • @JhinguBaba
      @JhinguBaba 5 років тому +233

      @@putci76 Will you allow your loved ones to be fooled like this? Your answer is my answer.

    • @noobdestroyer4758
      @noobdestroyer4758 5 років тому +171

      Debanshu Roy can I have your money then?

  • @uthkarshshetty7756
    @uthkarshshetty7756 3 роки тому +93

    He shouldve carried a paper stating hes on a silent vow

  • @givdb5513
    @givdb5513 2 роки тому +192

    Plot Twist: he's a master buddhist disguised as fake monk

  • @tokie5234
    @tokie5234 3 роки тому +3506

    Woman: “Show me your monk certification”
    Fake monk: “I forgot it, but trust me bro”

    • @a_a7287
      @a_a7287 3 роки тому +58

      “I left it at home”

    • @Coco-ww2hw
      @Coco-ww2hw 3 роки тому +37

      woman : "your dog speaks chinese"

    • @givemeyoursocks915
      @givemeyoursocks915 3 роки тому +1

      @@Coco-ww2hw you ruined it :(
      *Tag me again so I can delete this too

    • @Coco-ww2hw
      @Coco-ww2hw 3 роки тому +1

      oh am so so sorry :(

    • @brightax7502
      @brightax7502 3 роки тому +2

      @@givemeyoursocks915 delete it or I speak u

  • @Landry16
    @Landry16 5 років тому +4151

    Woman: "Show me your monk certification"
    fake monk: takes out a cartoon drawing of giraffes. 😂😂

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 4 роки тому +146

      Gyoto Azimoto
      No, but it looked like Giraffes from a certain angle.

    • @mengsou
      @mengsou 4 роки тому +4

      Hahah

    • @vcr7476
      @vcr7476 4 роки тому +21

      @Sturm Panzer no, it was a talisman

    • @bulletsfordinner8307
      @bulletsfordinner8307 4 роки тому +26

      Nooo 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ it was text in Chinese.

    • @jessielol7816
      @jessielol7816 4 роки тому +8

      Jojo oli DONT you know jokes

  • @cheemsdoge977
    @cheemsdoge977 3 роки тому +85

    Moral of the story : learn 大悲咒 first before you become a scammer so you won't get caught .
    Plot twist : you accidentally become a real Buddhist and you changed your mind from scamming

  • @cgglitch333
    @cgglitch333 3 роки тому +21

    "The great compassion mantra means great compassion mantra"
    *"understandable have a great day"*

  • @TheShowtimeTV
    @TheShowtimeTV 3 роки тому +2612

    Monk removes robe and suddenly became a US veteran.....

  • @larryp3641
    @larryp3641 6 років тому +2850

    I like how his undershirt had a American flag on it... he is now a U.S. combat veteran and needs your donation

  • @es8559
    @es8559 3 роки тому +18

    Dudes got a straight up track suit on underneath.👏🤣
    CLASSIC!

  • @particleguy2066
    @particleguy2066 2 роки тому +6

    "Show me your monk certification."
    *Pulls out glock*

  • @peng109
    @peng109 3 роки тому +1700

    I rather have the police arrest me than having to deal with her.

    • @yinweebdefender5162
      @yinweebdefender5162 3 роки тому +35

      I'd do that too

    • @armadanova2960
      @armadanova2960 3 роки тому +17

      Me too

    • @ruyuxi
      @ruyuxi 3 роки тому +12

      Me too🤣🤣

    • @pahoellyyy
      @pahoellyyy 3 роки тому +31

      nah you wouldn't 🤣 it's not worth getting a criminal record for

    • @EIKA.
      @EIKA. 3 роки тому +22

      isnt it illegal for her to ask for his ID?

  • @conjurecorpse8209
    @conjurecorpse8209 5 років тому +19195

    I bet he’s gonna dress up as Jesus now

  • @howie2896
    @howie2896 3 роки тому +33

    “Hong Kong actress and lawyer-turned-Buddhist-crusader…”
    So she’s literally some kinda Daenerys Targaryen in real life.

  • @reycyst6207
    @reycyst6207 3 роки тому +1178

    Woman: show me your monk certificate
    Fake monk: *starts earth bending to escape*

    • @hoahoang916
      @hoahoang916 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @tsaqifammarsakti7825
      @tsaqifammarsakti7825 3 роки тому

      @Zharas Kerimbay I think it's just different language

    • @codexcursors
      @codexcursors 3 роки тому +7

      @@tsaqifammarsakti7825 no it's the same language. Women is for plural and Woman is for singular

    • @MAN-xs2lq
      @MAN-xs2lq 3 роки тому +1

      @Zharas Kerimbay ok feminist

    • @londonoxfordstreet
      @londonoxfordstreet 3 роки тому +1

      Lol
      Do Monks also need certificates?

  • @retroreceptionist7571
    @retroreceptionist7571 3 роки тому +2045

    “Show me your monk certificate!”
    Fake monk pulls out a child’s menu from a restaurant

    • @user-qo1wq7vt7t
      @user-qo1wq7vt7t 3 роки тому +26

      🤣🤣🤣its the trick we do in india when they say how many certificates do u have

    • @l.s.a5181
      @l.s.a5181 3 роки тому +3

      🙄

    • @user-qo1wq7vt7t
      @user-qo1wq7vt7t 3 роки тому +1

      @Rudy X m believer in JESUS no m talking about indian certificate.

    • @Cosplayinghuman
      @Cosplayinghuman 3 роки тому

      @@user-qo1wq7vt7t totally relatable

    • @agaralpha1842
      @agaralpha1842 3 роки тому

      There is live and dead

  • @michaelrosspearson9756
    @michaelrosspearson9756 2 роки тому +14

    He looked like a totally different person when he took off the robe.

  • @lethalwolf7455
    @lethalwolf7455 8 місяців тому +4

    This lady could convince me I stole my own car! I’d hand her the keys, apologize, kiss her shoes, then walk home😐

    • @sexgod6909
      @sexgod6909 2 місяці тому +2

      Great isn't she!!!😂😂

  • @myvideosfortheworld6122
    @myvideosfortheworld6122 3 роки тому +1038

    This is exactly how Asian parents deal with their teenage children.

    • @falconxxenzia5993
      @falconxxenzia5993 3 роки тому +4

      Sooooo underated😂😂😂

    • @subscribe_garinas_ki_maris
      @subscribe_garinas_ki_maris 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😆🤣

    • @Noobmaster-ef1hb
      @Noobmaster-ef1hb 3 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @xcxcxcxc21
      @xcxcxcxc21 3 роки тому +7

      Im a chinese,id say im far more strict to my son,but if i dont,the world only 2 time strict to him at the future, his gonna understand.

    • @lamadrina5384
      @lamadrina5384 3 роки тому +4

      @@xcxcxcxc21 I respect her so much. If Americans were raised like this,
      we might see some intelligence in this country.

  • @sasaa5333
    @sasaa5333 3 роки тому +4369

    I love how he never show anger.thats legit Buddhism practice

    • @_-AB-_
      @_-AB-_ 3 роки тому +1036

      Fake it till you make it. Maybe.

    • @Timurisoverhere
      @Timurisoverhere 3 роки тому +100

      I think he’s high lol

    • @justko2909
      @justko2909 3 роки тому +468

      You wouldn’t show anger either bruh. Come on man where’s your common sense if someone catches you stealing or fake being something that you’re not. You wouldn’t feel anger, but deep down you’ll feel ashamed and guilt for doing those things. Although he didn’t show anger he learned his lessons from that woman, and I hope he stick to his words which is to be a Buddhist monk when he goes back to China.

    • @_-AB-_
      @_-AB-_ 3 роки тому +48

      @@justko2909
      1 - Shame and guilt for not providing what you advertise works on people who have some honesty.
      2 - Offense is best defence, people even defend a parking ticket in front of an Hospital emergency ward.

    • @viosax
      @viosax 3 роки тому +28

      Because he lies all the time and was prepared how to react if he gets caught⋯

  • @sanoobinspector1207
    @sanoobinspector1207 3 роки тому +28

    "Don't let me catch you again"
    Ah yes. We have Chapter 2.

  • @ahhwei1858
    @ahhwei1858 3 роки тому +46

    "Recite the Great Compassion Mantra."
    if he was a real monk he can actually recite it. even my grandma can and she's not a monk.

  • @LetsCruiseForHarleys
    @LetsCruiseForHarleys 5 років тому +2812

    Her: recite compassion mantra
    Monk: it means great compassion.
    My life
    Teacher: what is the "law of thermodynamics"
    Me: sir , it means the Law Of The Thermodynamics
    I am a bhuddist monk 🙏

    • @honoraryanglo2929
      @honoraryanglo2929 4 роки тому +125

      You're now a certified physicist

    • @gymify583
      @gymify583 4 роки тому +16

      buddhist*

    • @khmer1108
      @khmer1108 4 роки тому +5

      This means you are a buddha from monk ??? ///

    • @Maya-yp2ey
      @Maya-yp2ey 4 роки тому +2

      🌽😂

    • @dancinmacin5095
      @dancinmacin5095 4 роки тому +11

      U mean fake Buddhist monk* a real one is not like that at all. I know it's a joke but it's kinda offensive for Buddhist

  • @user-ke1cb4ff7m
    @user-ke1cb4ff7m 3 роки тому +1349

    Wow she's smart, she even told him to recite the mantra.
    Every monk must remember it from the book and stuff

    • @idylledoll
      @idylledoll 3 роки тому +147

      All monks are diligent in their teachings so the fact he couldn’t recite anything is obvious.

    • @frogmanjr
      @frogmanjr 3 роки тому +8

      Yup

    • @user-ke1cb4ff7m
      @user-ke1cb4ff7m 3 роки тому +4

      @@idylledoll yeah

    • @hailchan
      @hailchan 3 роки тому +8

      Ikr. If it was me I wouldn’t even know what to do.

    • @user-ke1cb4ff7m
      @user-ke1cb4ff7m 3 роки тому +3

      @@hailchan me too ;w;

  • @MAN-xs2lq
    @MAN-xs2lq 2 роки тому +6

    "Show me your certificate"
    **pulls out a Chinese calendar**
    Soo this talisman...

  • @abhishekrawat3690
    @abhishekrawat3690 3 роки тому

    thanks for the captions.

  • @radhiyanature1075
    @radhiyanature1075 5 років тому +1436

    *After a few miles he wore that robe again*

  • @metturusonu7580
    @metturusonu7580 3 роки тому +1202

    Teacher : Where is homework?
    Fake Monk: I ll go home and straight away do it😂.

  • @acommonman7950
    @acommonman7950 3 роки тому +2

    This woman goes to see the doctor: Name every disease ever.

  • @NigelJackson
    @NigelJackson 2 роки тому +5

    Reportedly this guy repented sincerely, learned the Great Compassion Mantra and rapidly acheived Buddhahood. The lady is still stuck in the wheel of Samsara, shouting angrily ...

  • @vaibhavkumar6185
    @vaibhavkumar6185 3 роки тому +713

    That white dude who was giving money was so happy after meeting him. His face was like "Woah I'll tell my friends I met a monk. Everyone will be so impeessed" 🤣🤣

    • @lachieking9669
      @lachieking9669 3 роки тому +6

      haha you're not wrong

    • @parlimentjenkinsiii6658
      @parlimentjenkinsiii6658 3 роки тому +8

      Lol the whites are hilarious

    • @eeja2155
      @eeja2155 3 роки тому +2

      Can this woman violate human rights in this way? LOL

    • @da77ytan11
      @da77ytan11 3 роки тому +2

      he broke the law dude

    • @2killnspray9
      @2killnspray9 3 роки тому +9

      @@parlimentjenkinsiii6658 It's crazy how Americans are obsessed with race

  • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
    @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 5 років тому +1658

    she took a real risk there... what if he had nothing on under the robes? lol

    • @charlieneks4534
      @charlieneks4534 5 років тому +41

      HAHAHA HAHAHA

    • @fallenseed7874
      @fallenseed7874 5 років тому +145

      Nothing much to be seen tbh most probably just a tiny peanut buried under thick black bush lol

    • @s0ngli
      @s0ngli 5 років тому +146

      Fallen Seed oh are you talking about your own one

    • @fallenseed7874
      @fallenseed7874 5 років тому +65

      @@s0ngli you got me

    • @ahyafikri4746
      @ahyafikri4746 5 років тому +9

      @@fallenseed7874 a tree :0

  • @leopavius2326
    @leopavius2326 3 роки тому +7

    Fake Month: *Great compassion Mantra means great compassion*

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland 2 роки тому +6

    It's like someone calling out an illegal worker, demanding to see his union card.

  • @ok-__
    @ok-__ 3 роки тому +1233

    Plot twist: he is a monk with bad memory

    • @shivkr7559
      @shivkr7559 3 роки тому +95

      And low self esteem

    • @GLarrr-dd5wf
      @GLarrr-dd5wf 3 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aspect6426
      @aspect6426 3 роки тому +20

      The plot twist is nice but couldn’t potentially work since that guy has no monk certificate. Even if he had bad memory he would have at least known where his monk certificate is.

    • @Brightsonp
      @Brightsonp 3 роки тому +43

      @@aspect6426 he forgot to take it from home, he have bad memory after all

    • @nicey4437
      @nicey4437 3 роки тому +3

      Dont do a plot twist with a scammer

  • @kevinb7789
    @kevinb7789 4 роки тому +432

    1:44 "The Great Compassion Mantra means great compassion"
    Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

    • @Tatiana-jt9hd
      @Tatiana-jt9hd 3 роки тому +16

      Kevin B. the floor is made out of f l o o r

    • @fendy5124
      @fendy5124 3 роки тому +8

      2+2=math

    • @shenghuang9861
      @shenghuang9861 3 роки тому +10

      water is wet

    • @btsarmyforever140
      @btsarmyforever140 3 роки тому +3

      The monk is not real, he is fake

    • @shaunwang8735
      @shaunwang8735 3 роки тому

      Oooo I just commented that :P I hope people don't think I copied you, because I didn't. Lol I just scrolled down to see some other comments and found this one ;-;

  • @lrtaralte
    @lrtaralte 3 роки тому +4

    I love the last part " ok ok I'll convert to Buddhist" 😂😂😂

  • @jays2924
    @jays2924 2 роки тому +7

    I thought even non buddhists knew the great compassion mantra...

    • @wilhelmu
      @wilhelmu Рік тому +1

      never heard of it

  • @supremowr3591
    @supremowr3591 5 років тому +1347

    *"Great compassion mantra means great compassion"* *The more you know*

    • @bruhmoment9573
      @bruhmoment9573 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @Tangsters
      @Tangsters 5 років тому +15

      There was no compassion on this day.

    • @ranggakyoretsu449
      @ranggakyoretsu449 5 років тому +1

      But i love russian

    • @mrseadogchannel8580
      @mrseadogchannel8580 5 років тому +3

      I was a ordinary chinese people who live at indonesia, and i was rarely going to temple, but i know what is the mantra they are talking about, its a ta pe cou..
      One of the most common mantra in buddha

    • @ThrowedoffLo
      @ThrowedoffLo 5 років тому

      C H E E K I B R E E K I thank you for this comment honestly 🙏🏾

  • @rubin6202
    @rubin6202 3 роки тому +2350

    Women: show me your Buddhist certificate
    Fake monk: takes out love letter he wrote to his crush in highschool 😂

    • @j.kgamer6611
      @j.kgamer6611 3 роки тому +45

      @yagbos u racist get lost u don't have any rights to talk about someone's religion

    • @kdrama_edits3221
      @kdrama_edits3221 3 роки тому +6

      @yagbos yeah u are correct I don't believe in bhuddhism so for me there is no difference between fake monk and so called real monk lol

    • @krewtato1990
      @krewtato1990 3 роки тому +29

      @yagbos THAT IS SOMEONE'S RELIGION! even if you don't believe about their belief, you can't just disrestpect their tradition.

    • @lihua3941
      @lihua3941 3 роки тому +20

      @yagbos the thing is those r prob scams too, the real monks that ik never asks for donations, they live in country sides and people donate out of kindness

    • @notatroll3337
      @notatroll3337 3 роки тому +5

      @@lihua3941 true

  • @barbedienne1407
    @barbedienne1407 2 роки тому +7

    He was very "Zen" in his reaction though.

  • @3dulimited952
    @3dulimited952 11 місяців тому +1

    Courageous lady 🙏🙏🙏 thank you for clearing junk off the street
    Well done !! Not many people have the guts that you have

  • @TuxeDex
    @TuxeDex 5 років тому +770

    *The next week*
    Fake Monk: *Walking*
    Woman: *sees fake Monk*
    Fake Monk: *looks at woman*
    DUN DUN DUUUNN

    • @divyanshukumar2243
      @divyanshukumar2243 4 роки тому +32

      Fake monk: why do I suddenly hear boss music!?

    • @guineapigdance3338
      @guineapigdance3338 4 роки тому +25

      Fake Monk: stares*
      Woman: what you looking at?
      Fake Monk: sorry, sorry, wrong person. Thought i'm going to die...
      Woman: No, no, no, you're just going to jail
      Fake Monk: Oh ok- WAIT WHAT?!?
      Woman: Bwahaha, I saw you in UA-cam, Show your ---
      Fake Monk: ○_○ Not Again...!!!!!

    • @benjaminchew36
      @benjaminchew36 4 роки тому +16

      Monk: Nonono, the fakemonk you caught last week was my identical brother. I swear to Budda this is my first day doing this. And I'm going to convert to Buddhism when I go home.

    • @TuxeDex
      @TuxeDex 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 3 роки тому

      Ok

  • @alimfuzzy
    @alimfuzzy 3 роки тому +447

    These guys were all over sydney three years ago. Crazy thing is they start yelling at people if they dont give them enough free money.

    • @sarahno4748
      @sarahno4748 3 роки тому +39

      If a monk is yelling at you.. they aren't a monk.

    • @kkibela
      @kkibela 3 роки тому +4

      Thats alwYs the giveaway... Feeling manipulated

    • @motog4-75
      @motog4-75 3 роки тому +2

      Yell back at them

    • @miumiuwony
      @miumiuwony 3 роки тому +8

      Monks ask for food, not money

    • @thhdhn2
      @thhdhn2 3 роки тому

      @@sarahno4748 , monk is human too

  • @dragonare715
    @dragonare715 3 роки тому +1

    For a fake monk he does have a lot of patience holding back his anger

  • @wthomas7955
    @wthomas7955 3 роки тому +4

    Maybe he is a monk. He sure treated her much more kindly than I would have.

    • @zickau
      @zickau 3 роки тому +1

      Or maybe the cameraman is a big badass shaolin fighter that's why he's like that😂😂

  • @dracovirals7705
    @dracovirals7705 5 років тому +517

    I agree. Mostly Buddhists preach in temples, not on road begging people for money.

    • @mikeparavinja3885
      @mikeparavinja3885 5 років тому +22

      Most Buddhists don't go on alms rounds? HUH?....ok maybe not in the West but in other countries they go on roads all the time and get stuff from people. Howver its important to note that people offer to help them...they do not beg as far as I know

    • @ZhangK71
      @ZhangK71 5 років тому +19

      This particular monk is a fake but... you know nothing about what you’re saying. Buddhist monks don’t “preach”, and they certainly, absolutely do ask for alms. Don’t have your connotations about Christian clergymen carry over to another religion/culture if you’re not familiar or knowledgeable about it.

    • @mikeparavinja3885
      @mikeparavinja3885 5 років тому +4

      @@ZhangK71 Thank you...the amount of upvotes this comment got, and the amount of comments in general that are just plain wrong, just goes to show how little most people know about this topic at all....Ive never felt comfortable having opinions about stuff I knew nothing about but it never ceases to amaze me how often people are willing to give opinions on things knowing full well they know very little about the subject... theyre willing to risk looking misinformed and foolish just so they can be heard....

    • @tomvesely4008
      @tomvesely4008 4 роки тому

      Depends on tradition, but when they do alm rounds, they can't posess money

    • @Mongalingalong
      @Mongalingalong 4 роки тому +1

      buddhist monks often go onto the road. They do ask for alms. But they dont demand anything if you want to give you can

  • @bryanbertos5046
    @bryanbertos5046 5 років тому +1675

    This is the same as dressing up as a Military veteran in the U.S.

    • @laserbeamlightning
      @laserbeamlightning 5 років тому +49

      There's also the up and coming rapper with blank CD's

    • @junyuan7446
      @junyuan7446 5 років тому +35

      There's also linear algebra teaching in pomhub

    • @genbigenbi
      @genbigenbi 5 років тому +29

      and the infamous, fake taxi driver

    • @jackmorrison7379
      @jackmorrison7379 5 років тому +6

      Well not exactly. If you solicit money for a legit veterans organization recognized by the law and turn the money over to them it is lawful. Our law says it is unlawful only if you use the uniform to profit or gain monetarily or attempt to profit for yourself. Anyone can wear a uniform on Halloween or a costume party even if I think it is disrespectful to real veterans of the armed forces.

    • @ioogleio
      @ioogleio 5 років тому +1

      jun yuan really?

  • @drawingcheetah7407
    @drawingcheetah7407 10 місяців тому +1

    yo this lady like that one teacher who manages to debunk every lie and excuse you make😂😂

  • @dannynamadula221
    @dannynamadula221 3 роки тому +3

    Great woman. Putting things straight in life.

  • @XactlyCeSe1
    @XactlyCeSe1 4 роки тому +337

    "The Great Compassion Mantra means great compassion." he didn't even try 😂😂

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 3 роки тому +10

      “What’s is 2+2?”
      “Math”

    • @TechoNeko
      @TechoNeko 3 роки тому +8

      More like “2+2 means 2+2”

    • @gabbyk.7358
      @gabbyk.7358 3 роки тому +1

      Oh he tried; hes just dumb.

    • @yithenntan7875
      @yithenntan7875 3 роки тому

      He failure

  • @josephstalin2961
    @josephstalin2961 6 років тому +653

    " _Great Compassion mantra means Great Compassion_ "

  • @enjakjj
    @enjakjj 3 роки тому +4

    Woman: Recite the great compassion mantra.
    Fake monk: The great compassion mantra is about great compassion.
    Me: Ah yes and the floor is made out of floor.

  • @raphaelcarvalhobezerra6913
    @raphaelcarvalhobezerra6913 2 роки тому +2

    Fun fact: buddhist monks dont usually ask for money, just food UNLESS they need

  • @TryHarish
    @TryHarish 3 роки тому +194

    "Show me your monk certificate".
    Pulls out instruction manual for the dishwasher he bought yesterday.

  • @1musicsearcher
    @1musicsearcher 6 років тому +632

    He’ll never convert. He was just trying to get away from the bumblebee.

    • @Eclihpsesss
      @Eclihpsesss 5 років тому +2

      1musicsearcher agreed

    • @hengkoh6804
      @hengkoh6804 5 років тому +1

      Shouldn’t let him go, call police and send him behind bars.

    • @airmark02
      @airmark02 5 років тому +2

      This whole video looks like a scam & set-up ~lol.
      🐝

    • @oona60
      @oona60 5 років тому +3

      wow. people like you are shit. "he was trying to get away from the bumblebee." doing something good is now considered annoying?

  • @tnt2054
    @tnt2054 Рік тому +1

    Wow! This lady is so kind. I hope the scammer learned his lesson

    • @very-very-very-well
      @very-very-very-well Рік тому

      she acts very impudent way - she cannot have authorities to act like this

  • @shagunnautiyal8693
    @shagunnautiyal8693 2 роки тому +1

    She seems like a teacher scolding her student for sneaking in the notes to cheat in the examination .

  • @lyaura6148
    @lyaura6148 3 роки тому +471

    “What is The Great Compassion Mantra?”
    “It means great compassion.”
    What is 2+2?
    It is 2+2.

  • @Aruesx
    @Aruesx 3 роки тому +492

    Woman: let's say the mantra together
    Monk: **profusely sweating**

  • @sweetsweet3753
    @sweetsweet3753 2 роки тому +1

    Great work. Excellent. I confronted a fake monk in Singapore (who i would run past regularly) and called him out on it.. He told me to "fxxk off" which wasnt exactly very buddhist of him. I shamed him for a little while and then went on my way - but didnt see him again. wish i knew about the certificate.. next time i will be more ready..

  • @ayeshaali9687
    @ayeshaali9687 3 роки тому +2

    When she told him to recite the mantra I remembered the jolly LLB 2 court Scene .

  • @yosshimaru7941
    @yosshimaru7941 3 роки тому +555

    This guy is very charismatic and manipulative
    He just fooled the woman that he won't do it again

    • @nisalgunasekera9357
      @nisalgunasekera9357 3 роки тому +79

      I am pretty sure she already knew there would be a chance of that, but what can she do? She stopped him once but....the fake monk will have karma boomerang back at him... :-)

    • @cheexiong2990
      @cheexiong2990 3 роки тому +8

      @@nisalgunasekera9357 yup in Buddhism we believe in karma and we also try to be a forgiving as possible, so that's why she let him go

    • @kunal1957
      @kunal1957 3 роки тому +2

      @@cheexiong2990 I'm born Buddhist but I don't believe in karma
      I'm more of atheist/ scientific side of Buddhism instead of religious one

    • @cheexiong2990
      @cheexiong2990 3 роки тому +4

      @@kunal1957 sure! Feel free to so that, I'm more of a mixed side, i believe in the scientific side and also karmas and all those xD

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 3 роки тому

      Aint no rest for the wicked, The bills dont pay themselves

  • @gracesss1272
    @gracesss1272 3 роки тому +2913

    Boss Woman: “Recite the Great Compassion Mantra”
    Fake monk: the great compassion mantra means great compassion
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @lordkenkaih
      @lordkenkaih 3 роки тому +22

      👁👄👁

    • @rei_hsym
      @rei_hsym 3 роки тому +168

      Yes, floor is made out of floor

    • @sevnesioran6193
      @sevnesioran6193 3 роки тому +41

      I just thought: "well.. he's probably right.."

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 роки тому +65

      Every 60 minutes in africa, an hour passes

    • @gracesss1272
      @gracesss1272 3 роки тому +9

      @@yuki97kira 😂 u bet 😂

  • @victoriousking4196
    @victoriousking4196 3 роки тому

    1:45- When your teacher asks you what is voltage and you say voltage is voltage

  • @dharmarathna666
    @dharmarathna666 3 роки тому +3

    Love this lady.... What a lecture.. with confidence

  • @retagoto7436
    @retagoto7436 3 роки тому +191

    They didn't brought him to the police but the whole internet knows him now😂

    • @aishabintpaul9737
      @aishabintpaul9737 3 роки тому +1

      Bring *

    • @garrierichards8649
      @garrierichards8649 3 роки тому +1

      He's not really breaking any laws in the UK.

    • @vinnie8713
      @vinnie8713 3 роки тому

      Right. Al those chinese people look alike so he wouldn't have any problem getting recognized.

  • @my4daughter
    @my4daughter 6 років тому +2037

    real monk only accept food not money. real monk don’t begging

    • @rexanth3054
      @rexanth3054 6 років тому +25

      Van Le you don't know shit pretty lady

    • @Explorshon123
      @Explorshon123 6 років тому +147

      Who would want to know .."shit", that's no way to speak to a woman. You are not a man.

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 6 років тому +15

      Van Le yeah. Monks aren't like that.

    • @chaodong4620
      @chaodong4620 6 років тому +34

      true,you only could give money for temple

    • @waynecure32
      @waynecure32 6 років тому +27

      Explorshon how did you know it is a woman? Could be a catfish, don’t assume genders over profile pics and name tags 😕

  • @Arise914
    @Arise914 2 роки тому +2

    Not me no knowing that there are people who are so serious about religion that they go on missions to catch fake monks…

  • @andrewwelsh131
    @andrewwelsh131 2 роки тому +1

    Whow what a lady ::
    respects to the honest Chinese Lady we need to see more people like you

  • @truthseeker000000
    @truthseeker000000 6 років тому +1426

    This lady is a true guardian of Buddhism. If only there are more courageous Buddhists like her. These fake monks give Buddhism a bad name.

    • @cc-co3gk
      @cc-co3gk 6 років тому +3

      tvee Agree

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 6 років тому +27

      Don't tell who is true guardian and who isn't, she acted so badly, don't know how much buddhism has changed in different countries but the place where it started, we are still taught to be calm and equanimous in every situation ...

    • @garymah7716
      @garymah7716 6 років тому +23

      Siddarth Reddy using God's name to make money makes ppl suck...if this is a multi-million dollar scam causing harm to others what would you react?

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 6 років тому

      Gary Mah then law would react and what God ?

    • @yusliadnanzakaria74
      @yusliadnanzakaria74 6 років тому

      Siddarth Reddy ;yes

  • @aristoteles9895
    @aristoteles9895 4 роки тому +186

    Simple: Monks don’t beg, they get everything. They aren’t allowed to beg.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 роки тому +8

      They don’t beg like this. However, sitting with a bowl and expecting some kind of help is considered begging...so they do “beg”.

    • @underhorse5367
      @underhorse5367 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh, there’s a thing in Buddhist called “Huayun” which means monk go out to ask for food. It’s just you don’t really say it nowadays.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 роки тому

      @@furiousphoenix9784 I think I was pretty clear. They have “begging bowls” that they will sit with-that is not even my term. I understand they have both practical and religious significance. Sitting with a bowl with the intention of receiving help is “begging”. Saying they can walk around in their robes and receive help is basically supporting the idea. If they never have to actually ask then-and I acknowledge this analogy is rather crass-wearing monks robes in Buddhist communities is essentially holding a cardboard sign asking for money. I am not Buddhist, but the knowledge that they can’t “earn” a living is enough for me to take the initiative to offer food. I respect their devotion even if I don’t agree. It is, however, a religious form of begging.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 роки тому

      @@furiousphoenix9784 I know you said “true”, but that’s a fallacious argument. You could perhaps specify a sect or point out some difference in practice between current buddhist monks and historical ones not supported by Buddhist scriptures, but there is no one earthly arbiter for Buddhist monk-hood.

  • @cypoo5062
    @cypoo5062 2 роки тому +5

    Chinese Buddhism (漢傳佛教)monks don't ask people for money. Theravada Buddhism (南傳佛教)in Southeast Asia like Thailand , Laos , Cambodia only ask for food before noon only.

    • @sankubanku1633
      @sankubanku1633 2 роки тому +1

      they dont "ask" they just walk around on alms round and people give them food. No monk ever Asks for anything

  • @formula1982
    @formula1982 3 роки тому +1

    He was planning to drink the "old monk" in the evening!😂😂

  • @brian6273
    @brian6273 3 роки тому +831

    The American flag on his shoulder when he took his robe off made all of this even better

    • @timfirst3536
      @timfirst3536 3 роки тому +29

      Looked like an Adidas track suit! 😅🤣

    • @kanesakagami
      @kanesakagami 3 роки тому +19

      Flag was also backwards

    • @drunkenlancer5895
      @drunkenlancer5895 3 роки тому +12

      @@timfirst3536 so is he Russian then? So many conflicting national symbols. Lol

    • @juice8431
      @juice8431 3 роки тому +4

      The world is Americanized and so are you 💪😎 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

    • @dinoraur7931
      @dinoraur7931 3 роки тому +2

      @@juice8431 nu

  • @demonitize9490
    @demonitize9490 4 роки тому +369

    4:16 the handshake in the end is gansta

  • @runeplate123
    @runeplate123 11 місяців тому

    “I promise I’ll go STRAIGHT…. To scamming ppl when you leave”

  • @user-jq4sh2bx4l
    @user-jq4sh2bx4l Рік тому +2

    Thanks to the lady, she guided the man into the right path. Hope he straighten up and realize that was his turning point of not deceiving people anymore. capitalism kills. Sorry for the guy’s hustle to make a living.

  • @sarinathapa889
    @sarinathapa889 3 роки тому +178

    She : I am a famous guardian. You met me today, you're lucky or not
    Fake Monk : Not lucky