Hey people rediscovering this video! This was made in 2019 before Tate got massively popular. Just to quell the people asking: No, I will not ever cover Tate ever again. I know some people want me to. But nah. I’m good.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO HE WAS ACTUALLY ANDREW TATE LMAO. I was seeing the whole andrew tate situation and thought "wait he seems similar to that star wars guy"
This is like a goofy, weird one-off villain no one thought much of in a show coming back multiple seasons later as an actually evil main villain. And as the year closes with his second arrest, hopefully this is the last of him to be seen
When I first heard that Andrew Tate got arrested, my first thought was "That's the guy who has never seen Star Wars" Edit: He got arrested again and I still can't believe the series of events that lead up to it
the funniest part is this dude's net worth is only like 100k, and all of his cars, his house, and his escorts are paid for by his managers and promoters, this dude is always one torn shoulder away from total financial failure unless he convinces people to buy his get rich scheme and his best marketing is "I have never watched star wars"
@@fetal.beetle07734 I mean it is pretty funny that he got arrested on Star Wars A New Hope’s 45th anniversary. Guess he wouldn’t know that since he has never seen Star Wars.
Never seen any Saltydkdan animated vlogs None of them "OMG you're missing out on him getting hit by a belt" Maybe. You're missing out on showering women with skylanders. Keep your belts on.
Never seen JoJo's Bizarre Adventure None of the parts Never will "OMG you're missing out" Maybe You're missing out on being a multi millionaire with a razor blade hat Keep your anime
@@dimples9746 “cancelled” is being used as a nonserious lighthearted joke here, you may be putting too much weight on the word. In this context it’s more like “shat on or made fun of”
Never played Sonic the Hedgehog. None of them. Never will. "OMG you're missing out on boost to win." Maybe. You're missing out on Bubsy bobcat. Keep your edgy hedgies.
*I can picture it right now...* *_*CUE IMAGINATION_** *Tate: EY GURL, you lookin fiiine *insert more hip lingo here** *Girl: oh hey, have you seen Star Wars? It's really good* *Tate: W-What, uh duh...* *_*IMAGES OF TATE GOING THREW AN EXTREME EXISTENTIAL CRISIS_**
I love how “I’ve never seen Star Wars” goes from Andrew Tate obnoxiously flexing on an entire fandom to a magic spell that gives you an unfathomable amount of wealth and summons women that instantly want to sleep with you.
Never been to Wendy's. None of them. Never will. "OMG you're missing out on those Hot Drinks" Maybe. You're missing out on the millions of meat hitting the grill and starting to shrink. Keep your grill skillz.
I have never been to wendy's. A major shame the smug girl has not made it over to Finland. All we have is the creepy clown and king, and our very own hesburger.
This is the kinda dude who tells people that Dungeons and Dragons is for nerds before failing to pick up a girl like some sort of modern day Johnny Bravo skit
yeah... unfortunately he wasn't failing to pick up girls. mostly because he was manipulating and s3x trafficking them to his camg1rl house in Romania. Whoops.
Love how this video was my first introduction to Andrew Tate and finding out he got recently arrested is an insane jump this man made from making Star Wars bashing tweets to me my god
If you are wondering Andrew Tate (aka Mr.Plenty) has a net worth of 100k to 1m . Meanwhile George Lucas has a net worth of 5.4 billion just let that sink in.
Never seen Spongebob: The Tale of Blue None of them Never will "Omg, you're missing out." Maybe You're missing out on decent characters. Keep your special spice.
My first introduction to Andrew Tate. He deserved getting arrested for all the illegal shit he did and was just a horrible person but to me he’ll always be the “Star Wars makes you dumb” guy.
"Why are we still here? Just to be virgins? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The virginity I still have… the money I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like T8 is still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"
I know this is meant to be funny but honestly I just feel really bad for those women who had to stand shirtless in front of Tate just for a photo. I guarantee he most definitely made some horrible comments to them while they did it too. I hope they’re doing good now
It Started With a Tweet (0:26) Ramblings of Andrew T8(1:01) 1:48 Muh Cars 2:18 Typing a message 2:55 Dirt Poor, Vaper 4:10 Women 5:15 ... 5:27 “Do you have cool pictures of you with cigars” ? 6:39 Meanwhile 7:28 A Response to Andrew 8:15 Instagram 8:43 In Switzerland 🇨🇭 with a girlfriend and money 💰 9:29 “I blinked. And The Girl Appeared” 10:23 Wait a minute 11:31 Insecure 11:520:57 12:54 Close your eyes 13:54 Lol 15:16 Shel Silverstein 15:49 Hola Martes 16:11 Later/Hasta Luego
I have never seen Andrew Tate. None of them. Never will. “OMG you’re missing out on kickboxing and women” Maybe. You’re missing out on watching some of the finest films ever made. Keep your kickboxing.
1. He’s treating women like objects. He treating women like money and objects for lust. 2. His website might possibly be illegal due to saying stuff that is not possible to happen 100% and it sounds like a pyramid scheme 3. He is making fun of people this for liking Star Wars and calls them stupid Oh yea, he’s a “nice guy”
He's insecure of the fact that the Star Wars franchise gets more pussy, whether it be that time that Han kissed Leia or when she kissed her brother, unknowingly.
Never been to Macdondald None of them Never will "Omg you're missing out " Maybe You're missing out on going to Wendy's to get those grill skillz Keep your borgar
This has to be either some kid who hates star wars to an obnoxious point and made a fake twitter account for some kickboxing guy ( i say this because of the weird grammer and spacing) or just a really broken sad man
And sadly his tweets are slightly more coherent than vin diesel. Seriously, if you want a good hour of entertainment, go check out vin’s Facebook and other social media. The man is a trip outside of acting.
Funny he mentions he’s a world champ, because I can guarantee you about 95% of the Boxing/Kickboxing community has never heard of him, cause I sure as hell haven’t, and it looks like nobody else has. Update: I remember when this was all we knew about him. I wish it stayed like that
Lol. He's a 4 time ISKA champion the fuck are u talking about. Maybe it's because he's cruiserweight so not as famous as the heavyweights but still pretty well known.
Andrew Tate: sup babe wanna bang, I’ve never seen Star Wars Woman: well I have Tate:.........but......you are female.......you couldn’t have....... Woman: but I have Tate: *mind implodes and explodes at the same time*
Never seen My Hero Academia. None of them. Never will. "OMG You're missing out" Maybe. You're missing out on Detroit Smashing the ladies. Keep your anime
Never played Sonic forces None of it Never will "Omg you're missing out " No You're missing out being a gamer Keep your shitty game from a series with highly questionable ocs
Never seen Mike and Melissa None of it Never will "OMG you're missing out" Yeah, maybe You're missing out on having your mental sanity still intact Keep your Steven Universe pilot episode
Never seen Dragon Ball None of them Never will "You're missing out" Maybe But you're missing out on becoming an actual super Saiyan with the ladies Keep your anime, weebs
Andrew Tate is probably that kind of guy who had was probably made he never got that Jar Jar Binks toy he wanted as a kid, so he committed his life to buying everything else he could never have while having nightmares of that kid deep inside his heart of never having gotten to watch Star Wars
I feel like Mr Tate wanted to be cast in one of the films, but was rejected and now holds a lifelong vow to discourage everyone from watching any Star Wars movies.
Never read an SCP Never will "Omg you're missing out" Maybe But you're missing out on knowing information about things you don't understand So you can keep your [ REDACTED ]
i love this video not just because of the villain foreshadowing but the first juxtaposition of salty thinking its the funniest shit hes ever seen while pastey is confused and then it quickly becomes pastey saying even more deranged stuff than andrew, and then everyone goes mad
Holy shit, I'm just coming back to this video after a year or 2 and I had no idea that this guy was andrew tate. His entire internet presence is him being psychotic, he's just shifted the psycho-ness of it around a little bit. Swarms of incels are following the 'don't watch star wars' guy, that is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.
He probably paid to borrow all the expensive stuff and paid those women to pose like that so his son could diss star wars and advertise his web walkthroughs
Never used hamon or a stand Never will "Omg your missing out!" Maybe Maybe your missing out on making the speed weed foundation and having a sick checkered hat
I know I'm 2 years late to the party on this one, but I mean, look a t that chess scene where he's boasting about his IQ. Aside from IQ being a terrible measurement of how smart someone is, which just about everyone already knows, he's about to lose one of his most versatile pieces. He's white on the board and the black bishop has him stuck in a trade, bishop for knight, if he moves his knight anywhere he's losing a queen instead. So after trading he's going to be out one of the best pieces to catch someone unaware with, and with black's other bishop protected they're safe from just giving away a good piece. Depending on what he does with this turn however a pawn could put his Queen in a situation where it would have to move, either taking a pawn and getting in a position that isn't helpful, or having to either trade queens too, or move if black puts their Queen into play after he captures the black pawn that's standing above his white one, which looks like the move he's trying to make, just pointing at the wrong part of the board for some reason. The alternative to putting his queen into play and potentially at risk is to break up his castle and have the pawn take knight instead of the queen, but that sounds like a worse idea since now the king is incredibly open to attack. All of this while he's already on the back foot having seemingly lost both his bishops somehow, unless one or both are hidden behind his beer. Really he seems like he's getting outplayed.
My stomach broke from laughing when tate got "famous" and i realized he was the dont watch starwars guy. Like it made him even more pathetic, and i didnt even know that was possible.
Hey people rediscovering this video! This was made in 2019 before Tate got massively popular. Just to quell the people asking: No, I will not ever cover Tate ever again. I know some people want me to. But nah. I’m good.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO HE WAS ACTUALLY ANDREW TATE LMAO. I was seeing the whole andrew tate situation and thought "wait he seems similar to that star wars guy"
I hate Andrew tate so much he upsets me
Why couldn’t he stay being like this it’s 1000x better than what influence he has now
when i heard about him again i immediately thought about this video
not watching star wars gets you raided by the romanian police 😔
Man I miss back when this was the only thing we knew about Andrew Tate
Just came back because I remembered where I heard the name from first, glad to have been apart of the early Tate lore.
Now stupid children and gullible assholes worship him
@@emeraldjayent2403 same, The Star Wars era was where the lore truly peaked.
whenever i see any video he's in i can't help but think "when will he say i hate star wars"
Dawg I’ve miss the days were he just said stuff about geek culture
Update: this man has been arrested for human trafficking. We now know what happens if you’ve never seen Star Wars
Damn, he probably watched a Star Wars trailer
WHAT
OK yknow what. I'm not surprised.
OH MAN
Nah he skated the charges bc he's hiding out in Eastern Europe
This is like a goofy, weird one-off villain no one thought much of in a show coming back multiple seasons later as an actually evil main villain. And as the year closes with his second arrest, hopefully this is the last of him to be seen
Considering he supposedly has lung cancer and the odds are not in his favor evidence wise
He’s screwed
Wait... Second?
This is a certified The Spot moment
@@keoniflow2019lmao
Watching starwars was probably a cannon event for Andrew
@@kindapeed he watched star wars, immediately arrested
Damn Salty was way ahead of us with the whole shitting on Andrew Tate thing. He tried to warn us.
STAR WARS BETRAYED US
How is this twitter account not a bot
Because the universe is dumb.
Because the owner of the account never had a soul
@@averagebritishguy7082 no because it's the internet
Well, does it look like I know?
Because you watched star wars
George Lucas directed Star Wars. Look at him, dirt poor.
no he has 5.1 billion dollars.
@@haveagoodday6060 nah, homeless and penny pinching.
@@End3rDJgaming but lord google said he had 5.1 billion dollars
A Beautiful the joke flew completely over your head
@@haveagoodday6060 nah, cause he watched star wars. That makes him defacto poor. Just ask Lord Tate.
When I first heard that Andrew Tate got arrested, my first thought was "That's the guy who has never seen Star Wars"
Edit: He got arrested again and I still can't believe the series of events that lead up to it
He WHAT
@@Fireluigi1225 yeah he got arrested with charges for sex trafficking. pretty wild stuff
@@dilawn_bv jesus christ. Good thing he didn't watch star wars or he woulve sympathized with jabba the hut
@@Fireluigi1225 it’s also what will happen if you don’t watch either Star Wars or Star Trek
SAME HOLY FUCK
the funniest part is this dude's net worth is only like 100k, and all of his cars, his house, and his escorts are paid for by his managers and promoters, this dude is always one torn shoulder away from total financial failure unless he convinces people to buy his get rich scheme and his best marketing is "I have never watched star wars"
In the future, a knee boxer will brag about never having watched shrek
So I was right?
he has 5m now but when he said george lucas has less he has 1k x more time
Honestly he deserves it
@@menacingdawg do you actually think it isn't a joke
Andrew Tate was arrested on 4/25/22 for human trafficking.
Happy Star Wars Day, Tate!
That's problematic
@@flow185 I mean...yeah. Hot take: getting arrested for human trafficking is problematic
@@trrrcyyazerty4767 I disagree
It would've been so funny if he got arrested on May the 4th
@@fetal.beetle07734 I mean it is pretty funny that he got arrested on Star Wars A New Hope’s 45th anniversary. Guess he wouldn’t know that since he has never seen Star Wars.
Never seen any Saltydkdan animated vlogs
None of them
"OMG you're missing out on him getting hit by a belt"
Maybe.
You're missing out on showering women with skylanders.
Keep your belts on.
Showering women with skylanders xd
Hol' up
My childhood
Good
Thank Master Eon
@@borkbork3513 favorite Skylander?
AquafreshFan ghost roaster or chop chop
Never seen JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
None of the parts
Never will
"OMG you're missing out"
Maybe
You're missing out on being a multi millionaire with a razor blade hat
Keep your anime
Are you Oddjob or Kung Lao
@@rtemisfowl2233 whoever those dorks are wish they were me
@@rtemisfowl2233 Or maybe best waifu Speedwagon
So your saying since I’ve never seen Jojo I can be rich.
How do you know there are multiple parts if you’ve never seen JoJo
All of the dates say "April 12"
Does this seriously mean that he posted all of these in one day?
I don't know if it's funnier to assume that he posts a new message every year on April 12th like a national holiday, but I want to believe.
You have a lot of time to tweet when you're busy not watching star wars
these Twitter posts were made on April 12th and are God forsaken
my sister was born on April 12th
coincidence?
Beejeebees have she watched Star Wars?
he posted all of these on different years
tate showing up like this 3 years ago before turning into an insanely evil villain is truly some donflamingo anime villain type plot.
This guy feels like a middle school bully who’s dad’s hella rich but beats him when he sneezes wrong
This man was probably the stereotypical "bully in movie" type of person when he was a kid
Oddly specific. Yet it fits him perfectly.
He’s just straight up a cartoon
He’s a human trafficker
was folding my laundry while watching this and cried when i came across my star wars shirt. gonna burn it now so i can get hoes and dough.
One time I watched Star Wars and my company failed and my wife left me. Don’t watch Star Wars like me.
I just ran outside and screamed "I HAVE NEVER SEEN STARWARS"
but I didn't get women cause I live in Seattle, I just got shot
I guess not seeing Star Wars gets you arrested for human trafficking.
“Your honor? I’ve never seen Star Wars”
“…”
“Not guilty”
@@TheDoctorThrax "But I do play League of Legends..."
@@LowIntSpecimen "Death"
@@LowIntSpecimen “death.”
@@LowIntSpecimen "Straight to the Lethal Injecton"
I can’t believe SaltyDkDan canceled somebody 3 years in advance
Honestly Saltydkdan was years ahead of everything
Are you seriously labeling a sex trafficker as a victim of cancel culture?
@@dimples9746 I don’t know what me from a year ago’s thought process was but I definitely didn’t mean it like that
@@dimples9746 “cancelled” is being used as a nonserious lighthearted joke here, you may be putting too much weight on the word. In this context it’s more like “shat on or made fun of”
Never played Sonic the Hedgehog.
None of them.
Never will.
"OMG you're missing out on boost to win."
Maybe.
You're missing out on Bubsy bobcat.
Keep your edgy hedgies.
RprSonic ha! You fool
_I’ve played neither..._
JustSomeGuy XD
He says with a sonic pfp
@@tsucube4377 that's the joke
@Dustin Sudbrink ha keep your klonoa
Kirby is better
But what if he wants a girl who seen or, God forbidden, is a fan of Star Wars?!
*I can picture it right now...*
*_*CUE IMAGINATION_**
*Tate: EY GURL, you lookin fiiine *insert more hip lingo here**
*Girl: oh hey, have you seen Star Wars? It's really good*
*Tate: W-What, uh duh...*
*_*IMAGES OF TATE GOING THREW AN EXTREME EXISTENTIAL CRISIS_**
@@ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978 I'm just picturing him having an Ace Attorney style breakdown as he questions his own existence
@@averagebritishguy7082 That would happen at the end
*Pcshhh* girls who have watch star wars? Nah they dont exist
Hanako is best girl excuse me? Am I a joke to you?
"I have 'Bowser' written all over my body"
*Dan is sorely and purely concerned about your mental ideals*
I love how “I’ve never seen Star Wars” goes from Andrew Tate obnoxiously flexing on an entire fandom to a magic spell that gives you an unfathomable amount of wealth and summons women that instantly want to sleep with you.
He's absolutely paying all those women to be around him. There's no way any person would voluntarily want to be around this man.
I'm convinced he kidnapped them and they are locked in his basement.
@@Quackervoltz Your username is a masterpiece
@@princessaur Thank you. It was the best decision I've ever made.
You just jealous because he's never watched star wars. Not one.
@@Baldilocks88 None of them.
"Omg you're missing out"
Never been to Wendy's.
None of them.
Never will.
"OMG you're missing out on those Hot Drinks"
Maybe.
You're missing out on the millions of meat hitting the grill and starting to shrink.
Keep your grill skillz.
Wendys is the home of soggy chicken nuggent
I prefer Mcdonalds
Too much Star Wars ruins your chilli, our experts say.
Mr. Skerpentine I’m European so I’ve never gone to Wendy’s but hope I will get to
I have never been to wendy's.
A major shame the smug girl has not made it over to Finland.
All we have is the creepy clown and king, and our very own hesburger.
Wait a minute, it finally makes sense! No wonder the prequels were so bad, famed multi-millionaire George Lucas never bothered watching them!
Roses are red
Im spittin bars
Wassup ladies
I`ve never seen star wars
Not a rhyme.
Take my wife
whars
I tried read it to where "wars" rhymed with "bars" and I feel wrong
+100000 respect points
This is the kinda dude who tells people that Dungeons and Dragons is for nerds before failing to pick up a girl like some sort of modern day Johnny Bravo skit
Except even Johnny Bravo had his moments.
Andy Tatakae is just a sex-trafficker.
yeah... unfortunately he wasn't failing to pick up girls. mostly because he was manipulating and s3x trafficking them to his camg1rl house in Romania. Whoops.
Love how this video was my first introduction to Andrew Tate and finding out he got recently arrested is an insane jump this man made from making Star Wars bashing tweets to me my god
If you are wondering Andrew Tate (aka Mr.Plenty) has a net worth of 100k to 1m .
Meanwhile George Lucas has a net worth of 5.4 billion
just let that sink in.
Dueling Banjo But has George Lucas seem Star Wars? I rest my case 😉
But but he's a penny pitching BITCH
What does it want now?
its like golf
That's a little over 5000 times more money. Yet Mr. Sweetsuckleholydong here claims he has more.
Never seen Spongebob: The Tale of Blue
None of them
Never will
"Omg, you're missing out."
Maybe
You're missing out on decent characters.
Keep your special spice.
But they ran out of that
Tate looks like Drake and Murr from Impractical Jokers did the fusion dance
Don't insult Murr like that
Lol if you say so
I knew this guy looked oddly familiar.
I know
And also adding Kevin from Ed Edd n Eddy into the mix.
Do you think Tate was arrested because he finally watched Star Wars
My first introduction to Andrew Tate. He deserved getting arrested for all the illegal shit he did and was just a horrible person but to me he’ll always be the “Star Wars makes you dumb” guy.
Think you're proving his point
Same.
He's a joke.
Dad-“Have you seen Star Wars”
Son-“Yeah”
Dad-“I’m disowning you”
Dad: it's fine *gets phone*
Son: whyd you get the phone?
Who are you talking to?
Dad: it's no one
*Calls scientists* GET THE MIND ERASER NOW
kid: dad you were with me
I'm disowning you, Greg
Why am I here?
Why am I on this earth?
I watched the Star Wars trailer.
I deserve death.
CAPITAL DEATH
"Why are we still here? Just to be virgins? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The virginity I still have… the money I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like T8 is still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"
May god save your soul 😞
Yeet it's ya boi
The little animated segments are so good tho
I know this is meant to be funny but honestly I just feel really bad for those women who had to stand shirtless in front of Tate just for a photo. I guarantee he most definitely made some horrible comments to them while they did it too. I hope they’re doing good now
I bet he just looked up stock photos of woman.
I feel even more horrible now, knowing what he’s been accused of.
Well Tate was arrested. That's an improvement.
@@thunderflare59 twice bro, let's go
I feel like of you strapped this guy down and forced him to watch just 5 minutes of any Star Wars film he would burst into flames.
It Started With a Tweet (0:26)
Ramblings of Andrew T8(1:01)
1:48 Muh Cars
2:18 Typing a message
2:55 Dirt Poor, Vaper
4:10 Women
5:15 ...
5:27 “Do you have cool pictures of you with cigars” ?
6:39 Meanwhile
7:28 A Response to Andrew
8:15 Instagram
8:43 In Switzerland 🇨🇭 with a girlfriend and money 💰
9:29 “I blinked. And The Girl Appeared”
10:23 Wait a minute
11:31 Insecure
11:52 0:57
12:54 Close your eyes
13:54 Lol
15:16 Shel Silverstein
15:49 Hola Martes
16:11 Later/Hasta Luego
Love the vid getting a table of contents, nice work
I find it fitting that 57 seconds is a clip of dan saying, "Oh, it gets worse".
For some reason at that Close your eyes bit i immediately thought of Nick Offerman
@@waxmilva5395 He is a DILF
Not the hero we need, but we deserve.
Learning that this guy is an actual sex trafficker makes this thread a LOT more sinister
I'm sorry...
*what*
@@hajilee4539 yes
the funniest thing really is everyone here believed it and came back to this old video to comment 😂
Fake allegstions
@@oro9307 you sure?
Have you ever found a penny on the street out of luck? No? Then you must’ve watched too much Star Wars.
I found a lucky penny, and I've watched all the movies.
Except solo, and not any of the tv shows
this sounds like a mental breakdown unfolding in real time
"I have never been arrested, because I have never seen Star Wars."
Sees one Star Wars frame
Gets arrested in Romania
I have never seen Andrew Tate.
None of them.
Never will.
“OMG you’re missing out on kickboxing and women”
Maybe.
You’re missing out on watching some of the finest films ever made.
Keep your kickboxing.
Exept for the prequels
@@Swaxeman And the sequels
@@Swaxeman the prequels were alright , I especially loved revenge of the sith but sequels were complete dogcrap
I read it as "OMG you're missing out on kickboxing women"
@@Ace_Games It's what Andrew Tate would want
8:59 with everything that has come out about Tate, that picture is now very concerning.
💀
Yeah ☠☠☠
This video has truly aged like a fine wine. Salty super ahead of the curve🤣🤣🤣
1. He’s treating women like objects. He treating women like money and objects for lust.
2. His website might possibly be illegal due to saying stuff that is not possible to happen 100% and it sounds like a pyramid scheme
3. He is making fun of people this for liking Star Wars and calls them stupid
Oh yea, he’s a “nice guy”
Okay Trish pfp with a mask
you see it doesn't matter because he never saw star war
@@loserbeam2780 ye
He's insecure of the fact that the Star Wars franchise gets more pussy, whether it be that time that Han kissed Leia or when she kissed her brother, unknowingly.
I bet you’ve seen Star Wars dorkwad
"I have more money than anyone who's ever watched star wars"
Andrew tate net worth: 1 million
Ewan McGregor net worth: 45 million
George Lucas net worth: 5.5 billion
Coming back to rewatch this in celebration of Taint's arrest because of a pizza box and a small weiner allegation
Never been to Macdondald
None of them
Never will
"Omg you're missing out "
Maybe
You're missing out on going to Wendy's to get those grill skillz
Keep your borgar
I read that in Vinesauce Joel’s voice.
I like Borger.
I miss that video
Me, a vegetarian: *nervous sweating*
I don’t want Wendy’s they always put mayonnaise on my Baconator when I specifically ask for them to not put mayonnaise on my Baconator
This has to be either some kid who hates star wars to an obnoxious point and made a fake twitter account for some kickboxing guy ( i say this because of the weird grammer and spacing) or just a really broken sad man
I seriously hope it's a kid.
Tate is one of those assholes who claim depression isn't real. I think these tweets are in character.
Or he's trolling
This guy has to be a troll.
@@TheWaverunners i looked at his twitter and yep, he sayss depression is fake
Legit this man's aura scares me
our fates have been sealed
@@Sgnstnsfnfsn i think you mean “our tates”
When he says he has never seen Star Wars, but makes like 3 quotes: *Ironic*
9:56 "And also a millionaire and all around *nice guy"*
Boy, did that quote not age well...
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Can’t believe Ryan McGee from Super Mega is Jesus Christ
I can
Ryan McGee From Supermega?
Lenception YES, YES, *YES!*
Ryan would be proud baby boi
Nice nice nice, yes yes yes, daddy likes
I’m richer than Star Wars!
Disney: *laughs in short negotiations”
At first I thought he was Vin Diesel
Also plot twist some women have watched Star Wars, therefore he cannot impregnate them all
I’ve never actually watched Star Wars, but someone like him screams shallow to me, so I’m sure he’d find average looking women too gross.
And sadly his tweets are slightly more coherent than vin diesel. Seriously, if you want a good hour of entertainment, go check out vin’s Facebook and other social media. The man is a trip outside of acting.
Funny he mentions he’s a world champ, because I can guarantee you about 95% of the Boxing/Kickboxing community has never heard of him, cause I sure as hell haven’t, and it looks like nobody else has.
Update: I remember when this was all we knew about him. I wish it stayed like that
Lol. He's a 4 time ISKA champion the fuck are u talking about. Maybe it's because he's cruiserweight so not as famous as the heavyweights but still pretty well known.
@@therandomthoughtsofaninsig5492 4 time ISKA Champ? Sure as hell haven't heard of him in that regard.
You know he’s never seen Star Wars because he said “Luke I am your father” when aktshully its “no, I am your father”
Andrew Tate: sup babe wanna bang, I’ve never seen Star Wars
Woman: well I have
Tate:.........but......you are female.......you couldn’t have.......
Woman: but I have
Tate: *mind implodes and explodes at the same time*
Never seen My Hero Academia.
None of them.
Never will.
"OMG You're missing out"
Maybe.
You're missing out on Detroit Smashing the ladies.
Keep your anime
No they're missing out on not having their ear drums exploded by the pitch of a voice
Man, this explains everything....
No wonder I am dirt poor...
It was Star war
Because of this video, “I piss leg pant” has become my new way of saying “I’m excited/desperate”
What if he goes to the cinema to watch fast and furious but a Star Wars trailer plays before it, does he die of exposure?
Hopefully.
He ages rapidly until death like that one guy from Indiana Jones 3.
its like memetics but star war
Never played Sonic forces
None of it
Never will
"Omg you're missing out "
No
You're missing out being a gamer
Keep your shitty game from a series with highly questionable ocs
This should have more comments
This comment is truly amazing, I cannot express how beautiful, how much of a blessing this is.
I played that and immediately regretted it.
.
C'mon Sonic is great man
Never seen Mike and Melissa
None of it
Never will
"OMG you're missing out"
Yeah, maybe
You're missing out on having your mental sanity still intact
Keep your Steven Universe pilot episode
Unfortunately, curiosity gets the better of some people.
Me back then: Ok, this dude has to be trolling. No way he can be this ridiculous.
Me now: 😐
if only we knew the menace he'd become....
a... phantom menace.
Never seen Dragon Ball
None of them
Never will
"You're missing out"
Maybe
But you're missing out on becoming an actual super Saiyan with the ladies
Keep your anime, weebs
Andrew Tate is probably that kind of guy who had was probably made he never got that Jar Jar Binks toy he wanted as a kid, so he committed his life to buying everything else he could never have while having nightmares of that kid deep inside his heart of never having gotten to watch Star Wars
15:01 "it's like he's writing poetry"
George Lucas: Again it's kind of like poetry, sort of, they ryme, every stance kinda rymes with the last one.
LMMAOOOBDHEGEHUSYW
@@Saltydkdan Dude!, you actually liked and replied to my comment man. This is amazing! Thank you for all the entertainment including this video!!!
It’s like poetry, mall wins for now
turns out the guy who acted like a complete psychopath on a social media website actually was a complete psychopath in real life
like who knew
I like how salty and pastey are named after the taste and texture of bacon grease
I feel like Mr Tate wanted to be cast in one of the films, but was rejected and now holds a lifelong vow to discourage everyone from watching any Star Wars movies.
Holy crap, Only 16 comments? aNd 36 seCoNds aGo? Amazing videos my guy
George Lucas net worth: 5.3 billion
Andrew Tate net worth: 1 million
OOF
Soy boy wars ep 1: the phantom brainlet
Soy boy wars ep 2: attack of the Chad's
Soy boy wars ep 3: revenge of George lucas
This is so sad, Can’t believe George Lucas has never seen a star war 😔
14:33 is the ultimate of inconsistencies. If he impregnates every woman alive, that means he'll have to impregnate a woman who's... *seen Star Wars*
I’m so happy we all immediately thought to replay this video after he got arrested LMAOO
IS THAT RYAN FROM SUPERMEGA?!
RYAN MAGEE FROM PROJARED?
RYAN FROM THE YOGSCAST?!?
6:03
Andrew Tate net worth: 380 Million
Gorge Lucas (creator of dorkwars): 5 Billion
Lucas has roughly 4.646 billion dollars more than Tate
WAIT. if he's ever seen a star wars trailer- he's technically seen star wars.
True
This video was the first time I ever heard about Andrew Tate.
Now it is 2024.
Thank you Salty. I am never gonna take this man seriously.
crazy that this was my first exposure to this man but I did not even realize at the time
This is great because it documents how fucking insane this guy has been since day -500
Never read an SCP
Never will
"Omg you're missing out"
Maybe
But you're missing out on knowing information about things you don't understand
So you can keep your [ REDACTED ]
Heard he was arrested today and immediately found this video to celebrate
i love this video not just because of the villain foreshadowing but the first juxtaposition of salty thinking its the funniest shit hes ever seen while pastey is confused and then it quickly becomes pastey saying even more deranged stuff than andrew, and then everyone goes mad
Holy shit, I'm just coming back to this video after a year or 2 and I had no idea that this guy was andrew tate. His entire internet presence is him being psychotic, he's just shifted the psycho-ness of it around a little bit.
Swarms of incels are following the 'don't watch star wars' guy, that is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.
I’m fully convinced that this is just a 5th grade boy pretending to be a professional kick boxer
I completely support this theory, but then who's the guy in the pictures and videos?
his dad
@@firslas2522 Works for me.
He probably paid to borrow all the expensive stuff and paid those women to pose like that so his son could diss star wars and advertise his web walkthroughs
And I'm gonna guess that they acted all the videos shown on the tweets.
This aged like fine wine. Man got ratio’d so hard he got arrested.
"And widely considered to have a genius level IQ."
"I HAVE ALL THE SEX."
thank you for being my first exposure to the travesty that is Andrew Tate back in 2019
Salty was 3 years early to the train😂
We definitely need a part 2 with his somehow worse takes.
The WarioWare music makes me really happy and nostalgic!
Never used hamon or a stand
Never will
"Omg your missing out!"
Maybe
Maybe your missing out on making the speed weed foundation and having a sick checkered hat
wolfdogg gg keep your supernatural abilties
Back then I used to see Tate was a guy who hates Star Wars
I still see him like that
Everytime I get his videos in my UA-cam shorts I just remember the whole dork wars thread
@@momowns11 he has youtube?
I know I'm 2 years late to the party on this one, but I mean, look a t that chess scene where he's boasting about his IQ. Aside from IQ being a terrible measurement of how smart someone is, which just about everyone already knows, he's about to lose one of his most versatile pieces.
He's white on the board and the black bishop has him stuck in a trade, bishop for knight, if he moves his knight anywhere he's losing a queen instead. So after trading he's going to be out one of the best pieces to catch someone unaware with, and with black's other bishop protected they're safe from just giving away a good piece. Depending on what he does with this turn however a pawn could put his Queen in a situation where it would have to move, either taking a pawn and getting in a position that isn't helpful, or having to either trade queens too, or move if black puts their Queen into play after he captures the black pawn that's standing above his white one, which looks like the move he's trying to make, just pointing at the wrong part of the board for some reason. The alternative to putting his queen into play and potentially at risk is to break up his castle and have the pawn take knight instead of the queen, but that sounds like a worse idea since now the king is incredibly open to attack. All of this while he's already on the back foot having seemingly lost both his bishops somehow, unless one or both are hidden behind his beer. Really he seems like he's getting outplayed.
My stomach broke from laughing when tate got "famous" and i realized he was the dont watch starwars guy. Like it made him even more pathetic, and i didnt even know that was possible.
I kept seeing the Andrew clips and i was like don’t I know this guy but then I remember oh fuck it’s the Star Wars guy