Téléfrancais! - Episode 2

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024
  • In this episode of Téléfrancais, Jacques, Sophie, and Ananas take a trip on Pilote's plane over the province of Quebec. Conflict soon arises however, when Ananas is threatened by a large crow.

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  • @THiNGYBOBinc
    @THiNGYBOBinc 9 років тому +231

    It's like a car crash, it's horrifying but I can't look away

  • @M1nkss
    @M1nkss 7 років тому +45

    That pineapple is by far the best actor in this show.

  • @patrickdinache
    @patrickdinache 7 років тому +96

    Spongbob, your house is talking to French-Canadian children

  • @SpiraLHub
    @SpiraLHub 9 років тому +111

    It's funny how they sent like 50 jets just to prevent a bird from eating a pineapple.

    • @F66x
      @F66x 9 років тому +26

      SpiraLHub And they say American military is excessive.

    • @frchrisheffernan
      @frchrisheffernan 7 років тому

      SpiraLHub
      Well it is the only talking pineapple in the universe!!!

    • @frankmurphy5
      @frankmurphy5 5 місяців тому

      Also the snowbirds are a stunt flying team 😂

  • @carmend1665
    @carmend1665 10 років тому +77

    I had to watch this as a kid. I don't know if it helped in learning the language at all, but at least you learned what it feels like to smoke crack

    • @theparagamer786
      @theparagamer786 Рік тому +2

      My home room/french teacher showed this to us in Grade 4 and it taught us pretty well. We all loved it 😂

  • @ToytleLikesBooks
    @ToytleLikesBooks 9 років тому +19

    I am so proud that I am in my last year of high school, after on three years of escaping the videos, I can actually understand everything they are saying.

    • @fatamandresalamandre7227
      @fatamandresalamandre7227 5 років тому

      All voices translated in english:
      Random annoucerr?:4-3-2-1-0 let's start its the time. *music*
      An pineapple jump in parachute. Is is it possible? Yes or no
      spoopy puppet girl:and here are the results from the vote.
      Yes:2,864,327
      No:3
      So its possible!
      The pineapple will jump in parachute!
      pedophile pineapple:the pineapple will jump in parachute 'relation'
      Hipipip ourra thank.
      Spoopy pupet girl:so are you ready for the jump in parachute?
      Pedophile pineapple:im ready!
      Spoopy puppet girl: and you others?
      the two Childrens:*shaking heads* 'has no i think'
      Spoopy puppet girl:here we go!
      *Téléfrançais generique lol the pineapple looks more better than in the show*
      the two kids: i dont wanna jump in parachute! Me too
      Pedophile pineapple:but jump in parachute is fun! Really its fun!
      Two kids fuun?
      Spoopy puppet girl:look no not there! look down LOOK DOWN! its the province front quebec (my country)
      Pedophile pinapple:the Québec is beautiful
      spoopy puppet girl:we talk french in Québec
      Boy kid:why i will die in Québec.
      girl kid:me too
      Spoopy puppet girl;HA look down
      Its my friend Nathalie hello Nathalie
      Nathalie i guesse:hello pilot welcome to Québec
      Hello my name is Nathalie, i live in Québec, i love play baseball
      Girl kid:oh yeah me too
      Boy kid:i like to play hockey
      Spoopy puppet girl:wait its going to be the moment
      3:07- could'nt finish

  • @phillecompte3438
    @phillecompte3438 8 років тому +51

    This is what taking french acid will get you.

  • @Sener
    @Sener 13 років тому +19

    Do you want a glass of water? No, thank you. Do you want a cup of tea? No, thank you. Do you want music? Yes, the music!
    Such great dialogue.

  • @blueburger489
    @blueburger489 6 років тому +19

    Oh no, an anana is being attacked by a crow! Better call the Air Force!

  • @afwalker1921
    @afwalker1921 2 роки тому +42

    I'm wheezing... I'm out of breath... I can't stop laughing! This is really, really good, et j'apprendez Francais!!! Merde alor!

  • @tayovy
    @tayovy 5 років тому +6

    8 years of french class just so I can understand les squelettes when they sing. Nice.

  • @luiz4430
    @luiz4430 9 років тому +41

    Watching this wouldn't be so funny without these coments lol

  • @CanadianCommando
    @CanadianCommando 12 років тому +2

    I watched this video 20 years ago when learning French in Grade school. I am learning french for my job and here I am again watching Ananas....too funny

  • @sour_spiral9289
    @sour_spiral9289 2 роки тому +26

    Every body gangster till the sport skeletons appear on the plane

  • @JesusChrist-qi4ti
    @JesusChrist-qi4ti 9 років тому +41

    the skeletons aren't even the spookiest part of this show ;~;

  • @JcDizon
    @JcDizon 5 років тому +9

    When I was in grade 7/8, the French language teacher kept showing this show in class. It was torturous for me because I couldn't stop laughing whenever she shows it and I kept trying so hard to hide the fact that I was laughing and at the end of each episode, my eyes were filled with tears.

    • @whosthat9311
      @whosthat9311 7 місяців тому

      Real bc im in gr 7 rn and watching this gets me dying

    • @JcDizon
      @JcDizon 7 місяців тому

      @@whosthat9311 Oh wow, they’re still showing this to kids these days? I was in grade 7/8 in 1998-2000.

    • @whosthat9311
      @whosthat9311 7 місяців тому

      @@JcDizon yea they are me and my friends are still dying to the rlly funny parts like the dancing skeletons n stuff

    • @onyx3806
      @onyx3806 Місяць тому

      I'm in grade 9 rn and my French teacher plays these every Wednesdays me and my friends always burst out laughing 😭

  • @ws3489
    @ws3489 6 років тому +3

    omg I love this show!! I never heard of it before, but I'm learning French right now and it's perfect. I love the absurdity of it. J'adore les squelettes!!

  • @jjtyawesomer7155
    @jjtyawesomer7155 9 років тому +20

    8:51 Holy crap! What is happening in that bucket?

  • @Majestal1
    @Majestal1 Рік тому +11

    I'm so glad I'm French and didn't have to sit through this nightmare! They made us watch regular cartoons in English class!

  • @blocknards
    @blocknards 9 років тому +93

    Whatever drugs they have in Quebec I want them tout suis.

  • @adrianaspeis
    @adrianaspeis 5 років тому +3

    You’re an amazing human being. Thank you for sharing

  • @JustSomebodyNoOneKnows
    @JustSomebodyNoOneKnows 9 років тому +66

    I was the third person who voted "Non".

  • @thangsilike
    @thangsilike 12 років тому +2

    Brings back sooo many memories!! I loved this shy hahaha

  • @LittleRedRidingPoon
    @LittleRedRidingPoon 12 років тому +3

    I like how the parents of these kids figured it was a good idea to drop there kids of in an allaway with a talking pineapple.

  • @blocknards
    @blocknards 9 років тому +24

    There is an early 1900's telephone in the cockpit of her airplane.....
    And the jet's had sirens...

    • @sointaminn
      @sointaminn 9 років тому +4

      +blocknards I could answer smartly to that comment.
      Or I can just say "Pineapple".

    • @heathergiggy9807
      @heathergiggy9807 8 років тому +1

      +sointaminn Ananas: Yay! (looks down) Oh no!!!!!

    • @Jungshkyearsago
      @Jungshkyearsago 5 років тому

      My French teacher told me this was an early 70's show

  • @isabellaj8200
    @isabellaj8200 10 років тому +13

    Night terrors here I come.

  • @joncastillian8389
    @joncastillian8389 7 років тому +16

    My favorite anime

  • @SlashMiles
    @SlashMiles 15 років тому +2

    I LOVE THIS!
    I never understood it when I was a kid, but I actually get it now... man, this show was awesome. :'D

  • @davidschristmasgiftstoyou3304
    @davidschristmasgiftstoyou3304 2 роки тому +28

    I remember watching this in grade 5 to help me learn French

    • @ML-ov7wo
      @ML-ov7wo 2 роки тому +3

      En francais sil vous plait!

    • @pasival_YT
      @pasival_YT Рік тому

      ​@@ML-ov7woen gros il regardait ça en 5éme pour améliorer sont français

  • @msmorewood
    @msmorewood Рік тому +7

    Pineapple getting attacked by a big crow? Call the Snow Birds!

  • @rae2732
    @rae2732 7 років тому +22

    This always confused me as a child why the hell are they debating if a pineapple can PARACHUTE. The song gets me hype though

  • @koltonmoffett1917
    @koltonmoffett1917 9 років тому +71

    8:50 wtf kind of noise is Lucifer's fruit making? is this sex-ed or french class?

    • @jennygrizans6268
      @jennygrizans6268 7 років тому +1

      Kolton Moffett lol

    • @Yeah-fo5dr
      @Yeah-fo5dr 6 років тому

      Kolton Moffett XDDDDDDD

    • @valcorton
      @valcorton 5 років тому +3

      We were watching this in class...and it seemed like I was the only one who was trying, extremely hard not to laugh. Idk why others didn’t have any, type of reaction…

    • @Jungshkyearsago
      @Jungshkyearsago 5 років тому

      @@valcorton Me too

    • @classicalgamer4758
      @classicalgamer4758 5 років тому

      I rhink he was crossing when he fall

  • @averybrake2998
    @averybrake2998 6 років тому +5

    A lot of people think that a parachuting pineapple is possible?
    Man, this show is crazy...

  • @Mamadragon2620
    @Mamadragon2620 13 років тому +7

    I just love how they sent for the french air force came to save the pineapple from a bird...I wish I was that important

  • @MikesRadioRepairRestoration
    @MikesRadioRepairRestoration 8 років тому +1

    Cool. The Snowbirds got sirens and I got damaged. There are some things in life I wish I could unsee. This is one of them.

  • @idektbh1260
    @idektbh1260 6 років тому +2

    Pilote would make a great friend tbh who else is going to call a bloody demo team just to scare a bird for a friend

  • @torylivingston
    @torylivingston 9 років тому +29

    Pretty sure the wind resistance at a high altitude would completely shred those cheap umbrellas within seconds, hope Jacques and Sophie took lessons from Mary Poppins. And that is the only thing I see wrong with this episode, everything else is completely realistic.

  • @randomboi8218
    @randomboi8218 5 років тому +5

    I'm on a trip to Quebec right now and I want to know where I can get the drugs they used in this

  • @Noitssnotme
    @Noitssnotme Рік тому +4

    Every week in grade one my class would watch this show in French class.

  • @naykyar
    @naykyar 17 років тому +1

    thanks for the upload. I can follow and i have my little dictionary. i'm doing my beginner level classes. I love the episodes.

  • @isabellagraham7444
    @isabellagraham7444 8 років тому +13

    this is my home work so i have to watch it
    im in french amersion

    • @cymothoa.exigua
      @cymothoa.exigua 5 років тому

      Apparently y’all need to take more English classes. It’s immersion, French and this should be capitalized (proper noun and beginning of a sentence), and there should be a comma in front of so. Really, you must have autocorrect.
      (Btw, this was for the joke at the beginning I really couldn’t care less about your spelling.)

  • @theparagamer786
    @theparagamer786 2 місяці тому +1

    2:24
    Translation:
    Pilote: It’s the province of Quebec!
    Ananas: Wow! Quebec is beautiful!
    Pilote: We speak French in Quebec!
    Jacques: Me, I’m gonna DIE in Quebec!
    Sophie: Me too…
    I think everyone understood that because idk why you’d be watching Téléfrançais if you didn’t have any nostalgia attached to it, but there it is for anyone who doesn’t understand it lol

  • @joffrobert2635
    @joffrobert2635 8 років тому +5

    - Non, Ce n'est pas possible
    - Si, c'est blessipo !

    • @Majestal1
      @Majestal1 Рік тому

      Avec la carte kiwi, tout est possible

  • @Y2Jason99
    @Y2Jason99 17 років тому

    Also, that old fashioned phone on the plane is great!

  • @Luckystar8088
    @Luckystar8088 13 років тому +1

    I wish we could still watch this in high school. It's so much better than our french classes now. :(

  • @ggkproductions1632
    @ggkproductions1632 6 років тому +4

    3:31 Romanian Band O-Zone filming their newest music video for their hit song Dragonstea Din Tei (Numa Numa) on an airplane, 2004 (Colorized)

  • @SweetLilHunnyBee
    @SweetLilHunnyBee 8 років тому +9

    whY DID THEY JUMP OUT OF THE AIRPLANE WITH UMBRELLAS?!

    • @amajude
      @amajude 8 років тому +6

      Yup. I wonder what they put in kids minds when they did that.
      random kid: Hey if they can jump out of airplanes with umbrellas, then I can too!
      Ya not a good idea xD

  • @cesarmendes4485
    @cesarmendes4485 6 років тому +5

    Salut, Téléfrançais!
    Merveilleux !
    Brésil 2018.

  • @iwantmyleemonz1788
    @iwantmyleemonz1788 6 років тому +2

    I love this French tv show it's making me learn French :D

  • @ExploreJoanne
    @ExploreJoanne 14 років тому

    possibly the best child show ever!!!

  • @wfo739
    @wfo739 11 років тому +6

    It was made for elementary students learning French as a second language. They had to keep it simple.

  • @blueburger489
    @blueburger489 6 років тому +5

    That’s enough internet for one day.

  • @human3and4lopez28
    @human3and4lopez28 8 років тому +5

    i just love ananas 😍 he is adorable!!!

  • @MooTV
    @MooTV 2 роки тому +7

    this style of puppetry kind of reminds me of Spitting Image

  • @thewhistler9775
    @thewhistler9775 11 років тому +2

    I did.
    However I only know a few words and phrases, like "it's not possible", "super detective" "pineapple" "look" and "the skeletons".
    Apart from that I had to learn how to say "un grand café noir s'il vous plaît" at Tim Hortons on my own. After you get that your pretty much set anyways.

  • @frederikvanherf9606
    @frederikvanherf9606 10 років тому +4

    these skelebuds freak me out, im shattered in pain

  • @LeCanadien93
    @LeCanadien93 13 років тому

    Loooool annanas looks like he's tripping baaalllls when he's parachuting

  • @TomChabassiere
    @TomChabassiere Рік тому +6

    3:08 : Comme dirait Anaïs de la chaîne Fantasyange : "Euh non, je voudrais revoir mes parents, madame".

    • @nutsbroker5687
      @nutsbroker5687 Рік тому

      AHAHAA SACREBLEU CE EST DÉSOPILANT

    • @TomChabassiere
      @TomChabassiere Рік тому

      @@nutsbroker5687, j'ai regardé la dernière vidéo de JDG.

  • @erinmalone2669
    @erinmalone2669 7 місяців тому

    The last time I saw this show was the late 80s, I think, and sometimes still when I walk through the produce aisle, I second glance a pineapple

  • @RAGNAR-3-3
    @RAGNAR-3-3 6 років тому +1

    “Moi je vais mourir au Québec” Jesus Christ man this is a kids show

  • @donkeykong1385
    @donkeykong1385 8 років тому +4

    10/10 would recommend

  • @airhawk40
    @airhawk40 16 років тому

    Great French show! Tres bien!Merci JustinDMcElroy.

  • @mcreery
    @mcreery 16 років тому +1

    I can still remember the 'saute en parachute' song!

  • @ArmadaTron210
    @ArmadaTron210 11 років тому +1

    I only watch this because I find the animation in the intro to be far more beutifully smooth than today's shows...

  • @andrewkerfootphotography
    @andrewkerfootphotography 6 років тому +1

    Nostalgia from grade 4!

  • @coolbluelights
    @coolbluelights 7 років тому +1

    I remember being very bored and watching this because there was literally nothing else on lol

  • @j_stach
    @j_stach 10 років тому +14

    theres a vulture attacking a pinapple... better marshall the sky police

    • @sointaminn
      @sointaminn 9 років тому

      +Jordan Stachura 4:46 I just thinked :
      C'est l'heure. VIOLE LES. TOUS.
      But nop, they just jump.

    • @felix-antoinedumont1718
      @felix-antoinedumont1718 5 років тому

      It's a crow! Téléfrancais failed you...

  • @TheFANHadenandSeth
    @TheFANHadenandSeth 9 років тому +3

    In the first 5 seconds it sounds like the TARDIS is landing.

  • @randomboi8218
    @randomboi8218 5 років тому +2

    Spongebob your house is skydiving and talking to children and a pilot

  • @TheRealBrieky
    @TheRealBrieky 13 років тому

    Nous avons regardons cette en classe de français, c'est très spirituel et amusant. Ahahah! J'adore la chanson "Telefrancais"

  • @zahuulon95
    @zahuulon95 15 років тому

    Giant skeletons ontop of a airplane singing about sports.
    I lol'd

  • @patrickdinache
    @patrickdinache 7 років тому +8

    They send like 100 planes to save a stupid pineapple... how is this realistic again?

    • @dunro
      @dunro 7 років тому

      At least they sent the stunt/performance planes

    • @Yeah-fo5dr
      @Yeah-fo5dr 6 років тому

      To be fair it’s a pretty smart pineapple if it can talk lol

    • @Yeah-fo5dr
      @Yeah-fo5dr 6 років тому

      generic loser exactly!

  • @sointaminn
    @sointaminn 9 років тому +5

    2:42
    ...
    How ?

  • @Egirl01
    @Egirl01 15 років тому

    I need to get my french teacher to show this is class.

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 9 років тому +4

    How were the kids supposed to learn anything if none of it is in English?

    • @sointaminn
      @sointaminn 9 років тому +4

      +TBustah Because of the Internet, the magic of friendship, a red banana and two lines of coke.

    • @heathergiggy9807
      @heathergiggy9807 8 років тому

      +sointaminn Ananas does not know how to use a phone.

  • @calarcher6917
    @calarcher6917 10 місяців тому

    those kids werent too phased by the giant singing skeletors on the plane

  • @oceansplanet494
    @oceansplanet494 7 років тому

    I love watching this TV show

  • @iBurnCDs
    @iBurnCDs 15 років тому

    Great. Now I have the theme song stuck in my head! Haha

  • @begumshamseara6729
    @begumshamseara6729 7 років тому

    the pilot is scaring the hell of me even the pineapple and the skeletons

  • @inova11901
    @inova11901 8 років тому +1

    J'adore Les Squelettes!

  • @bigjoey98
    @bigjoey98 11 місяців тому

    Dam that was a definitly a big bird. 😂

  • @cymtk
    @cymtk Рік тому +2

    nice of papyrus and sans to show up.
    so yeah whwy are they here?

  • @robodragonn9506
    @robodragonn9506 7 років тому

    i am glad to see the people have decided that it is, in fact, possible for pineapples to parachute jump.

  • @receivinglemons4245
    @receivinglemons4245 5 років тому +2

    2:33 Ah yes, teaching the children the important word and concept that is death

  • @koltonmoffett1917
    @koltonmoffett1917 9 років тому +8

    oh french class... yeah... i dont miss you at all... this still haunts me

    • @machiavelplaton4165
      @machiavelplaton4165 9 років тому +2

      Au revoir!

    • @JSV-pr4qo
      @JSV-pr4qo 5 років тому

      Seems the English Canadians are like Americans. Stupid. Can’t even learn Français

  • @TomChabassiere
    @TomChabassiere Рік тому +1

    4:51 : Ok, c'est flippant. Le moment de quoi ?

  • @gaiaaddict777
    @gaiaaddict777 16 років тому

    OMFG THE PILOTE WE USED TO SCREAM AT HER CALLING HER MICHEAL JACKSON!! good times....XD

  • @abdelghanihiguys7592
    @abdelghanihiguys7592 6 років тому +1

    C'est magique de l'apprentissage

  • @MissTeacupdollie
    @MissTeacupdollie 12 років тому

    Me and my friends made up a joke before I found this. We would say, "Je suis un ananas bleu." This has now advanced the joke and makes me too scared to go back to French class tomorrow.

  • @RichardBraintree
    @RichardBraintree 13 років тому +1

    Ouuuuiiiii, c'est posssiiiiiiible.... Croaaaaaa !

  • @gagwee
    @gagwee 14 років тому

    lol i asked my french teacher if she ever heard of this and she said yes like it was a bad memory

  • @Givralix
    @Givralix 12 років тому +1

    Les 21 personnes qui n'aiment pas sont ceux qui ont voté non et n'ont pas été pris en compte x).

  • @captainbitcoin7485
    @captainbitcoin7485 10 років тому +1

    LOL Funny video but, very educational

  • @madison-fq9mh
    @madison-fq9mh 8 років тому +7

    is that michael jackson

  • @wevegonetoplaid
    @wevegonetoplaid 12 років тому +1

    Um...guys? The Snow Birds are not the Canadian Air Force. They're like the Blue Angles. Except better...

  • @mongo399
    @mongo399 14 років тому

    I love how these kids go into a random person's plane and get dropped out.

  • @ypsitrans48198
    @ypsitrans48198 17 років тому

    I'm terrified of fruit salads now.
    xDDD
    But I've been watching these in French class.
    They're adorable. And I can actually follow whats going on.

  • @natisinvisible
    @natisinvisible 6 років тому +1

    This is what nightmares are made of.

  • @13chella
    @13chella 7 років тому +1

    a what was going on in that bucket

  • @marlesimms
    @marlesimms 13 років тому

    @liandroZanetti does the canadian air force have anything better to do?