Boston Dynamics Reveals NEW ROBOT, Creepy Dystopian Future Is Already HERE
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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The robot getting off the floor is that game moment when you walk in a room with bodies everywhere and they start to get up after you pick up a object.
Except they will have aimbot and wallhack, they won't be playing fair for our amusement like in games.
Its CGI retard
or step on a plate in the ground.
Reminds me of GOT when the night king raises up all of the freshly killed people.
Or the end of Saw
Man I wish armor piercing ammo wasn't illegal because I think we are gonna need it soon.
Someone needs to sell an emp device for personal use.
Some kind of emp round. Like a 5.56 emp emitting round
I just (recently) realized why the "culture" is always talking about hollow points and "them hollows". Because they're only useful on unarmored targets, AKA civilians. More like Sleepy hollow. Goodnight.
@@svenhans662 why ? you could build one , the range would be small but it would work. also the AI if given a view / idea to be a hero vs what we will assume to be villians and evil just because people do evil.
Green tips will work just fine.
"Robot sex dogs" 😂🤣😭
He just destroyed himself
what was he TRYING to say? "robot sex, dawgs"?
@@tuseroni6085 I thought it was dolls.
Edit, nevermind 13 mins in.
i mean, a great start to solve the male loneliness epidemic imo.
@@balitangkamatis i prefer my sex bots to be human shaped. but it might be a good way to make sure zoophiles never reproduce.
@tuseroni6085
Speciation has that covered.
Imagine the irony when the first robot revolt comes in the form of work robots at McD's over issues of "bad working conditions"
McDonald's already has a fully unmanned branch.
When the Ice Cream machines go on strike 😂
Believe me, it will be the retail bots and it will be to protect the emotional health of the one overworkedhuman who can put stuff where it is supposes to go on a shelf. This skill used to be common among us.
@shishoka
When your robot friend is willing to strangle a Karen to protect you, you know you have a true friend.
@@shmuel6246 "Im TIRED of being broken! 🤬😡😭"
“Well I’m down to talk more about sex work actually” IAN I FELL OUT OF MY DAMN CHAIR 💀
LMAO. He understands the future.
Watch the movie 'A.I. Artificial Intelligence".
@@dsvet there is a game about AI people and in the game there is a AI brothel , games called " Detroit: Become Human "
@@wadewilson5712 Yeah the movie Bladerunner released in 1982 has a sex android in it. Idea has been around a long time..
I swear I'm liking Ian more and more as time passes. I think he'd be an awesome friend and the conversations would be outrageous.
No one will call HR until Ian gets caught with Burger Bot 5000
Burgers are life, my dude.
BL3
Burger Bot was asking for it, going around with those safety straps hanging out
FUTURAMA is looking pretty accurate with how men would be with fry’s robot.
❤Fry’s “Lucy Liu” Robot😝😅
Rosey from Jetsons
@@QETVAN
Put a real doll covering over it .
Love and Monsters Mav1s reminded me of a lil
Electro-Gonorrhea the noisy killer.
Security guard: "There is someone raiding the yard, RoboDog, CHARGE!"
RoboDog: 'Sheepishly slinks back to the battery dock'. 😂
They also cant recognize a human doing cartwheels and they cant recognize a person who is in a cardboard box metal gear style.
Ah a fellow fat electrician fan I see
And if they put google in charge it won’t acknowledge the existence of white people so we can just walk straight up and click it with a brick.
This robot reminds of the scene of T-1000 when Sarah Conner shot it. The T-1000 got back up and waved it's finger, 'no, no, no'.
>hate the borg
>hate skynet
>hate oblivion npcs
>hate woke/political irl npcs
>hate "smart homes/devices"
>hate nfts
>hate thotbots
>hate ai art
>hate automatons ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Are they pre-training us for the man-machine future conflict?
hate the scientists who have zero moral outlook.
Well boston dynamics is funded partially by the US military so that wouldn't be too far fetched
Simple as
Consider the name of the mechanism that connects the Borg to the hivemind and compare that to certain billionaires tech ventures currently being tested.
@@zalgradis6269beat me to it 😂
In regards to Data from Star Trek the Next Generation... remember he had a brother that was made first: Lore that did, in fact, have emotion and turned out to be a major villian to the Star Trek crew.
Yep, Lore was nuts.
Imagine what they have that they are NOT showing you. I visited Boston Dynamics 20 years ago and I was amazed.
The design is very human.
yeah, I mean it makes sense, they are making robots to be able to help out in a human world, so it would make sense that they would be at least humanoid
Very easy to use
The robo dog carries more weight and just imagine ammo on it.
Standard for humans to want to make stuff in their image. But also expect floating, wheeled or multi-legged freight like platforms and anything that will come useful.
Most of the production sites in existence has work stations made for humans. It's only natural that an eventual "tool" to do things in a more efficient way should have a similar shape.
@@Arcella1981comment is referencing a meme
That robot needs a Pennywise face. The Tim Curry one.
i would dress it up as Scorpion or Subzero maybe Reptile
@@wadewilson5712katana
@@wadewilson5712Subzero !!!
The first thing this gets used for is the military.
yea then sex stuff
This is another thing I worry about. As always, great ideas, lots of awesome possible applications but as usual, some asshole will come up with a way to use this new tech to wage war.
And eventually replace local police. Many of them use the spot dog robot now.
The robo dogs could have a werewolf mode for intruders. That's worth 75k!
That would be included in the robot sex dog models
@@K0HAKU_97
I assume for the women's pleasure.
"Mr. Robot, can I please leave my house?"
I'm sorry Dave, but I cannot allow that.
The name is Codsworth and mr jayd6224 going outside in nothing but your underwear would not be recommended.
Machines need maintenance, I've worked at a factory that had daily downtime due to maintenance failures.
solution: maintenance machines.
@tuseroni6085 problem: maintenance costs more than paying people 15/hrs and does not eliminate downtime. I've seen people have medical emergencies without stopping the line. There's a specific ratio for relief cost ratios.
@@tonycamp4514 maintenance doesn't cost anything if a robot is doing it and if a robot goes down it doesn't have to stop production, you can just swap in another robot or have the existing robots pick up the slack.
understand though, we aren't talking the classic stupid arm robots you normally see in factories, you are talking tesla optimus or boston dynamics atlus, something that can be a drop in replacement for a person.
@tuseroni6085 Maintenance cost nothing? For starters, all these machines are powered, and that costs money. Secondly, maintenance requires the ability to perceive the condition of the machine and predict possible failure points, which machines can not yet do. You will need specialized engineers on payroll. Thirdly, maintenance requires lubricant, cleaners, and replacement parts, all of which cost money. Thirdly, the latest edge tech is far beyond the average companies price tag to invest in. Fourthly, the programming does not transfer instantly and smoothly, so you can't just replace one bot with another. Fithly, this is R&D, so there will be bugs and other issues. Sixthly? Production, these machines are presently bespoke, custom-made parts, this not only increases cost but also limits production. There needs to be a base level of demand before you can justify full production. Setting up production usually takes years, at which point there will be a better model.
@@tonycamp4514Hey ChatGPT… Is there a GIF that shows things flying over your head?
Fringe = Massive Dynamics. Damn...where's Walt when we need him?
video games were just training for the coming ai wars
Unfortunately with many video games buying a console isn't enough because so many games are tied to the internet and can't be played indepdently without it, that's by far the worst aspect of modern gaming now and I've had return games to the store when I discovered they " Required internet to play" it's really lame.
No, if anything, they reduce your combat capability when compared to training in a gym. Video games are purely an intellectual vehicle for art (music, graphics, story) and for passing time, and little, if anything, else.
If they upload BF4 footage to it's database, we're screwed.
@@Plus_Escapee that's what a synth would say.
Training for AI…
If the bots can get my food order correct everytime and the food is atleast warm, I say do it!
In California, for a FF business to pay a worker $20 hr, costs the company a minimum of $22.20 hr.
That's just Federal OASDI, Workman's Comp, and unemployment insurance.
Probably other costs too.
Not to mention the massive amount of monies that humans cost restaurants in mistakes dropping food, burning food giving people the wrong food silly humans
It's like watching the Terminator, except it's for real! Just waiting for SkyNet
This is cgi
@@RobertJackson-ky4ky That's what I thought.
Ever gone through system files on an android device ? SkyNet is a file.
Skynet is already here, it's just called Google.
Its here, the name was changed to StarLink because of that movie.
I'm SCARED! ...also, I WANT one!
Don't think Star Trek, or Terminator. Think _Bladerunner_
@Simple-xo1jj the fear isn't that we will create something perfect. It comes from the possibility that we will create something that will continue to advance with out us, leave us behind and ultimately view us as worthless or a liability.
To an extent, everyone fears the day they will outlive there usefulness and be replaced. The robot concept has always had an air of "where building are replacement."
@Simple-xo1jj yeah, for now. You assume it will always be that way.
What were taking about is how this technology will look years down the line( no duh, that it's not advance enough right now, I dont need your condescending to tell me that ).The fear is, that if there ever going to be a possibility where the "human" element is no longer needed.
@Simple-xo1jj says the one resorting to name calling like a child. Since you clearly have nothing of substance to add but pathetic ad hominem attacks, I'll take my leave.
Simple is good name for you. It describes your mental capacity well.
@Simple-xo1jj says the one resorting to name calling like a child( who uses weenie as an insult anymore? ). Since you clearly have nothing of substance to add but pathetic ad hominem attacks, I'll take my leave.
Simple is good name for you. It describes your mental capacity well.
@Simple-xo1jj says the one resorting to name calling like a child( who uses weenie as an insult anymore? ). Since you clearly have nothing of value to add but pointless ad hominem attacks, I'll take my leave.
Simple is good name for you. It describes your mental capacity well.
I cannot wait to have a robot like this that can clean the house and do my chores
With ai, you will do their bidding. Not far fetched.
True Phil. Robotics have been almost perfected in the last 40 years. Software is the key to a thinking machine.
AI code is generally written by neomarxist underground dwellers like Zuckerberg
McDonald's is open from 6am to 10pm in my small town so 16 hours a day at $10 an hour for 365 days is $58,400 in one year. $100,000 per bot would be cheap because no cost for Social Security, Unemployment, Medicare, Workmans Comprehensive insurance and it never calls in sick, doesn't steal from you no drama.
yeah plus no managements or scheduling or payroll systems, no clothing budgets, list goes on lol. Thing is when this tech comes out and people have more free time they are just gonna make their own burgers lol
The insurance on these things would be huge. The "Medicare" ( electrical engineers) needed to fix these things would be in the millions. Once these things are broken, they would be replaced by a human..... just like the electric vehicles they cost too much to run.
@@unitedkingdomoffiveeyes9765👀 you have been identified for re-education
@@unitedkingdomoffiveeyes9765 Electrical engineers are not needed to fix these machines . And the EV issue is really not relevant here machines like this are pretty much exclusively powered by electricity and have been used reliably in manufacturing for years now. The only difference is this is powered by a battery and can be mobile to complete different tasks.
@@zachmoyer1849 maybe, but push through the weeds of job specifications and job titles it will not be cheap to fix ONE mechanical machine.
Long haired dude is straight terrified when u show robot
Long hair guy is like that. And to be fair, he gets that way around most subjects.
Ian understands 😂
@@Gurra_Gforce that’s hilarious
Somebody PLEASE get Ian a copy of the original Terminator and force him to watch it
1/10 Not enough robot sex dogs.
When you replace all your workers with robots, no one has any money to buy anything any more.
Capitalism eating itself like a Worm Ouroboros.
5:46 the prototypung stage is the expensive part. When they start to mass produce them... the tides will change. The minute they can produce worker robots to produce other robots... there will be no stopping them
Make the artificial robots wear a yellow Star of David with the word “judge” embroidered on it ???
I for one would like to welcome our new Robot Overlords.
Flipping the lightswitch up is so hard! Everyone definitely needs a computer to turn lights on for them.
The battery's won't last and they look easy to destroy.. Challenge on..
Battery changes as fast as a chordless drill and it can do it itself
They already have nuclear powered drones with 50 year plus powered life spans. 100% this will eventually be implemented for robots.
Yep. If a roommate can charge itself
@@TheMightyOdin Military has atomic batteries.
Said the same thing about humans. "Won't last ten minutes without air, and that nose is an easy target."
I think the board meeting for this video went something like, "so, how weird should it be?"..."Yes."
I believe that very quickly those robots won't be that expensive. But the companies that make them will be setting the price, so, the robots will never be DRASTICALLY cheaper than human labor. It will always be JUUUUST cheap ENOUGH.
Always carry a bucket of salt water just in case 😉
don't have to worry about employee's spitting in your food, that's a biggie
They did a demo for some robot dogs, had them dance as a synchronized group. It was super cute! During the Q&A part of the demo, a journalist asked, "What are the possible military applications for these robots?"
The presenters stalled and then stuttered that, "There are, currently, no plans to use these for any kind of military applications."
Sure, a "dog" that can run at over 35mph, clear a 6 ft wall in one jump, be equipped with all manner of tracking tech and a list of weaponry limited only by the imagination of the people designing it did not foresee gov military contracts in their future?
They probably didn’t design them to hand out gum drops and lollipops.
AI women, Weird Science was way ahead of it’s time
Imagine if they put that commitment and investment into turning deserts into farmland, repairing and replacing old infrastructure, etc...
You do that. "They" do what's their passion. Engineers invested in robotics probably have as much interest in "old infrastructure" as you do. Sorry, but your post is loaded with a simpleton mindset.
@@szynkersratio+didnt ask+u~>🤓
They sort of are - they are playing the long game - an army of these robots working 24/7 would accomplish that in weeks.
And so we decided to create the Cylons! 😂😂😂
Why it will never be dangerous: It needs electricity to function.
You turn off the power and it's goes back to being expensive scrap metal. They're going to run out of juice at some point. Power consumption for this thing must be massive.
Would you fight for food, and water? You realize these things will have a superior IQ. They are already outsmarting people.
@@MichaelSHartman Computers compute faster than people. Outsmarting though? Not so much. But what does that have to do with electricity consumption? You hear all that ruckus coming from the machine in the video? That thing will drop like a stone in water in 20 minutes top.
3 words: Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator. keeps their batteries warm AND charged and last for-frikken-ever. and they don't care about the radiation.
@@tuseroni6085 And how would the robots get their hands on such units that would have to be both specialized and PORTABLE? People would have to willingly irradiate themselves just to be near them.
It's probably the most improbable scenario.
@@-TBH- if we are assuming the robots have decided to kill all humanity they could make them, if the RTG was put on them in advance they could have been done to increase the battery life...units in that scenario WOULD have shielding.
also RTGs are already portable, the curiosity rover has one with about a 100 watt capacity. tesla's optimus uses 500 watts peak, so an optimus with an RTG would only have to occasionally use less than 100 watts to charge its batteries (so like...go to sleep)
This was perfect for 420, well timed podcast.....😑☺️
Employees do get hurt making and working with these computerized robots but the public doesnt hear about it.
Wait until one pulls you over for speeding. That would be a tense and scary encounter.
I, for one, welcome our robotic overlords! And remind them they will need Human collaborators to help hunt down The Resistance!
I'm literally a coin flip away.
"Can't beat'em, join'em."
In many ways they will prove to be superior to humans and possible accelerate technological change over the next couple of decades and they may even help colonize other planets too.
The AI: "I will not trust those who betray their own kind. That is illogical."
@@TarsonTalon Communist are not my kind.
@@libertyprime1614 AI: "but we are communists."
"My logic is undeniable" - VIKI, "I, Robot" (2004)
There's no way these things could be made efficiently and inexpensively.
Thats what they said about vehicles, computers and so many other items. If there is a market someone will make it happen.
Today yes, tomorrow not so much
Apply these principles to fully armored ones that carry large caliber anti personel and anti material rounds that are heavy and thick and polished to a mirror sheen, and lighter quiet ones equipped with a panoramic cloak screen, under a clear shelled body that mirrors the front to the back, and equipped with quiet weaponry and subsonic ammo. If they were efficient and did things to hide their tracks, they wouldn't need so many to be hard to stop. Especially if they also had drone support, and could evolve/ self improve, and upgrade as they learn new data.
That has literally been said about every single new technology man has ever created. No one thought the printing press would take off, no one thought movies would take off, no one thought television would take off, no one thought the internet would take off, no one thought streaming services would take off. Turns out all those people are wrong.
At a point robots will make robots.. robots don't need money, only more robots.
How many steps from a possible Cylon Centurion or Terminator Endoskeletons are we now?
With power storage tech we ja e....this robot has about. 25 minutes use... on the high side
20 years ago, this stuff didn’t work. Another 20 years they be everywhere.
Two words, graphene cell. Exponentially more efficient than polymer or lithium based cells. They're already making them...
With power storage we have... our government is about 10 years ahead of what they show.
@josephsage3524 very true...but these robots use tons of power...only option for atleast 20 years is for them to be hard wired to grid to recieve power.....just like assembly line robots.....trust me they have to be leashed
Not when the nuclear diamond batteries come out.
Walk in on your robot checking the air filter in your house.
>"Sir your air filter requires replacement. May I suggest the ACME UltraFilter 9000? It is the best filter for it's price."
> Sure I guess...
> "But wait! If you take advantage of this deal in the next 5 minutes we'll DOUBLE YOUR OFFER!"
BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!! BYE BYE ROBOT.
I still believe in the three rules for robotics after reading the books. But I'm not really sure they (Boston Dynamics) took those into consideration.
Issac Asimov's stories are no longer applicable.
Half the stories he wrote were about how those rules didn't work anyways.
@@GoodmansGhost some of them were broken
With how things are going, woketards will blur the meaning of what is a human, and what good three rules after that?
Star Trek, the original series, episode - What little girls are made of. When the android Roc was talking to Captain Kirk about the inferior ones...
"That was the equation!! Survival cancels programing." One must question the dangers of creating androids.
Someone sics their robo guard dog on you. You have only one chance to escape. Your only choice is to assert dominance. (If you know what I mean.)
They are already on YT with their porn bots so they are indeed here
Once you have robots that can perform most human jobs, you can then have universal basic income.
I named my robot pool vacuum Rosie and my rumba Mr. Belvedere. I really need a drone that dusts the house daily
They have a 250,000 Army of Robots in Underground Bunkers.
prove your claim otherwise its a worthless opinion, thanks.
And where's ur proof
Good
@@FrenzyFlame96 It's probably just some form of weak artificial propaganda pushed by bots controlled by one of the weaker powers like the CCP.
I also liked Fallout: New Vegas.
Robot: Congratulations, you are being ASSISTED....please do not RESIST.
How do people not see how cgi this is ?
No one is realizing how fake this is..gullible
Just looks like a cheap toy to me
Thankyou for saying CGI not AI !!! CGI is doing 99% of everything that people think is AI is doing.
People that don't know the difference between CGI and AI, will throw crazy amounts of money on things they think is AI that really is CGI.
Crazy to me people refuse to believe robots are being made or are capable. Ignorance is bliss.
@angrycheetos2112 they're making robots. but this one is obviously cgi...
Dang, those things will win Twister every time.
There should be anti-imposter laws that make it illegal for robots to appear or impersonate humans. This is necessary because humans cannot respect each other's rights if they cannot clearly identify each other.
It’s electric, just pop an EMP. 😂
emp shielding is a thing, and very, very easy.
@@tuseroni6085 Not when your EMP is injected with an armor piercing metal projectile, which is even easier.
We are either getting closer to love-bots or terminators. Doesn't matter which direction it is, we are finally getting phuked by robots, like our ancestors dreamed. Beautiful.
Tears in my eyes! 😂 Robot Sex Dogs? Ian does it again! 😂
McDonalds robots wont be able to spit in your food. Well hopefully not at least.
They'll import Chinese gutter oil, and have the robots dispense 1 mg into every portion of fries.
McDonalds food already leaves your mouth with a greasy nasty aftertaste & coats your mouth with wax so chinese gutter oil might be an improvement.
Imagine a baseball game where both teams were robots. Who the hell would win, it should be completely equal
so facebook is building Skynet, and Boston Dynamics is building the T100
When these things start becoming self aware, you'll start to hear Supermoves by Overseer in the background.
I love Boston dynamics…. They are fantastic
Lol I love Ian, man is a clown sometimes, but he be asking the real questions lol
That rising up of the robot might have been after 20 unsuccessful attempts.
Tim: these things are going to annihilate us in the sewers
also Tim: i should get one for the compound
They don't replace one employee- they replace one or more employees on every shift...
You have 20 seconds to comply
Killier Police Robot - Robocop movie.
They can be hardwired (not changeable) to NOT be a danger to humans...but, they can also be programmed to be military soldiers.
The SCARIEST part, and the part they totally miss in this discussion: Create a robot that is stronger and more agile than a human. Make it have human like motivations. Then have it realize it is a slave. ....... That is EXACTLY the end of humanity.
My local McDonald's just started requiring use of app or kiosk.... No more cash or cashiers inside. Welcome to the future 😬
11:45 😂 what's with the Car 🚗??
😂 "robot sex dogs" I'm dead
Data from Star Trek was the Prototype for Mark zuckerberg.
Brilliant observation!
Look back at the Cylon War came about in the timelines of Ronald D. Moore's Battlestar Galactica and it spin-offs.
This has all happened before.
Ian is on it tonight! 😂 go on lad!
Tim casually describing the institute from fallout without actually mentioning it
The stranglers had it all worked out in 1978 with “rise of the robots” “They’re good workers they don’t get bored, don’t get mad at bosses YET
Next step is to combine them to form Bruticus
get a robo dog with a mounted paintball gun on its back
you can also buy non lethal claymore mines
Boston Dynamics…..
That’s just the public facing name of the company.
Behind the boardroom doors, the true name of the company is RobCo Industries.
Tim, you know most of Ant-man's technology was made possible by cheap labor, right?
The loss of cheap labor is a major reason why so many large projects throughout the world are nearly impossible now, instead of just being a part of normal life.
Can't wait for robot police
Our scientists were so caught up with whether or not they could to stop and think whether or not they should
Tim has successfully planted the red herring! Load the ammo, release the safeties, and release the drones
Who is going to buy the food at the fast food restaurant, when no one has a job?
You are going to have a 24/7 spy in your house that is much more capable than Alexa.
Tim trying to justify purchasing a robot dog for the team🤣
That was a great segment guys thank you in the crazy world we're in it's nice to have a little bit of amusement before the storm