@@sheev15yearsago81 that's funny pretty sure the person who directs family guy supports the Democrats, come to think of it the entire show are Democrats supporters.
I don't know why in the world someone would want to get a massage from a gay man Edit: just to be clear, this comment as well as the one I made below are just jokes (I really hope you didn't take the one i made below serrious) There's nothing wrong with being gay
@ Do you know what hispanic even mean? Spaniards are the original hispanics, latinamericans are also hispanic simply because their language was given by Spain and culture was molded and influenced by them too.
@@thatrandomvsdebator Why is there no hole on the wall? *punch the wall* You know, this thing is bugging me. *pull my eye out* Alright, I’m gonna take a hike. *jumps through the window*
"Do you like her?"
"Nyeeaahhh I don't know....hehehehehehehahahahahah!" XD
Nice profile icon
@@GrimWolfworks sorry that was from before when we had the same one, wasn't insulting him
Lol
@@GrimWolfworks yo what your here?
@@GrimWolfworks :0
“King of the Black People” still gets me every time
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
"King of the Black People" xD
@Doomsday Taco In your little world.
@@sentientprogram660 Yes, UA-cam is full of racist conservatives.
@@sheev15yearsago81 that's funny pretty sure the person who directs family guy supports the Democrats, come to think of it the entire show are Democrats supporters.
@@sentientprogram660 Yes, you are correct. The thing is the clip is just a joke when conservatives are just flat out racist.
@@sheev15yearsago81 hang on what part of that was peter conservative? Now your just making shit up.
0:51
The “how can you drown in an inch of water?!” made it so much better.
Star-light express!
+J Phang Caesars Legion?
Maybe...
Legion Scum! *Launches fat man at yer base*
This is just messedup
U There get out of the way there throwing spears!
“My governess drowned me in a well! *cries*”
“You are a horrible dinner guest.”
Why did I laugh at that
David Nissim probably because of the dark humor
ᦔꪖ𝘳𝘬 ꫝꪗꪑꪮ𝘳
Because it was just not the right thing to say lol
r/darkhumor
@@NASCARFan546forever wtf is sark humor?
3:15
*casually pulls out eyeball with glasses on*
"These are not real glasses I just wear them to look smart" said peter griffin
@@rm954
But there is still glass in ?
An empty frame would look weird
Holy shit I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
this thing is bugging me *pulls out eye ball*
@@rm954 it’s not working
A massage from a gay guy or die. I love this show
I don't know why in the world someone would want to get a massage from a gay man
Edit: just to be clear, this comment as well as the one I made below are just jokes (I really hope you didn't take the one i made below serrious)
There's nothing wrong with being gay
andrew sutherland he'd be happy to offer a happy ending.
@@nicholasleach2019 nah, my dad told me if i even speak to a gay person, hell turn me Mexican and Im not risking that
andrew sutherland gay people are usually weird and untolerable so I see where he's coming from
Who would refuse a massage from a gay guy???
Glenn glenn.....give her back to god..
fukahama haahnsen do it give her back to god
I think it's already too late for that
*gives handgun*
New York wants to allow Post-Birth abortions.
Did Family Guy predict that?
Quagmire is a horrible character a sexual predator always going after Lois and underage girls including Meg I would luv to see him be killed off
They respected me for saying it
Love that one
So this is why its a meme: oeople ACTYALLY thinks to get respect out of it. Tell you what, snap out od it people, this is not cartoon
Lmao how it should be for every race :) without humor the world would be a dark place
@@MrPhantaze hey Mr reckon you could repeat that one more time but in English?
Kneeg(
1:32 I swear this scene always cracks me up
Gotta admit, that last one almost made me choke to death from the lolz
3:25 *_How it feels to chew 5 gum..._*
stimulate your senses
Obviously Damon exactly lol
That's like another meme I've seen! Just the guy smashes through a door and not the ceiling.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tylersauls2765 thats... the point
1:34
Finally, a 4rth wall-breaking character that aknolodges freeze frames. And with the perfect reaction.
Acknowledges
Im 13 and I can spell better than you
@Extundo, BigJDog - It is the end of an era also nobody cares about your age
@Extundo, BigJDog - It is the end of an era The "your" wasn't for you it was for him
Acknowledges"
@@bonkers4226 just put an *
Don't "flex" your age
call a scientist!
@planet of the geeks so is steve jobbs
General Boom he was businessman/ engineer/programmer, but I don’t think he was scientist
*Call an Animator!*
Am I gonna die?
Peter's "Turf War" with the cat....
😆😆😆😆
What about Peter speaking Italian
STAR LIGHT EXPRESS!!!!!
BeautifulPancakes Alright, I've just got to ask this... what the hell IS Starlight Express?
FuryanJedi13 starlight Expressss 🙄
Some Elon Musk sht
Starlight Express!!!!
😅
Hispanic from spain? ... no
jajaja laughing in Spanish from Mexico.
@ Do you know what hispanic even mean? Spaniards are the original hispanics, latinamericans are also hispanic simply because their language was given by Spain and culture was molded and influenced by them too.
@ Except for countries like Brazil of course, they are latino (because their language is part of the latin branch), but not hispanic.
Hispanic is such a stupid word
FeniX_TX_ who cares, it was funny. No need for political correctness. If that’s what you want then don’t watch family guy.
@@screweduptx512 updog dont think the same thing tho
I just noticed how small their ears are...
Wtf
Damn. Also took me forever to realize they only have 3 fingers and a thumb
@@oofoof7336 i just noticed it as you said it
Shut
I can't unsee it now.
2:15
When the guy on Broadway snaps
This thing is bugging me
*casually pulls out eye with glasses on*
Alright ima take a hike! *smashes window*
And the Care Bear is just a Care Bear.
I am so (bleeeep) ready!
The part where Peter stays in mid-air had me dying
Same 💀
3:21
Stewie: "...And the care bare is just a care bare"
Peter: "I am so *beeping* ready!" *jumps through roof*
My governess drowned me in a well.
You are a terrible dinner guest
Peter:hey buddy I think that girl likes me
Brian:Of course she does she’s your wife, do you like her?
Peter:I don’t know 😂
"well, I guess I don't have a new sweater and a haircut"
Gabriele Manderioli 😂😂😂😂
The thumbnail perfectly illustrates their marriage.
3:07 Peter looks like a DBZ character in this clip lmao 😂
3:13
Peter: You know, this thing is bugging me
Goes through glasses to grab his eye
0:26 New York logic
1:28 I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣
0:07 me and my cat fighting for the good side of the bed
3:12 me when I'm pissed off to no end but trying to be calm
lol 0:34, oh Peter, you speak to us from a gentler time
2:48 - 3:53 so good man
3:15 peter pulls his eye out through his glasses, guess the animators forgot it was there.
And everything else makes perfect sence
3:22 When you achieve Ultra instinct and you can finally beat your bully’s
Peter's reaction at 1:24 to the glow in the dark remote control car. 😂😂😂
3:25 TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!
Sifter 2K fuck you
I spit my drink out at 2:30. no idea why 😂
that beginning killed me XD
"...and I'll take fatty mcloud mouth" 🤣
2:10
Starlight Express 😂😂
Amazon when you order same-day delivery at 11:59pm: 2:06
When he is fighting his reflection xD 😆😂
3:22 when you’re playing Super Mario 3D World and you release a charge jump to try to get on top of the flag.
"Ugh, this is the stupidest thing he's done since he got in that turf war with that cat!"
The turf war with the cat was funny af
“wade v boggs has not been overturned” 😅
"Give her a bad time."
Peterlovania intensifies
This comment 😂😂😂🙌🏾
Thanks.
tehderpz1 o ffs
Remember if you say you like undertale then you’ll be hunted down by people on the internet
I do like Undertale though. The game is good,but not the fanbase.
''Give her back to God".Now that's a dark humor
That cat turf war is awesome
Did peter rip his eye out through his glasses? 😂
Fucking brilliant show. That last joke cracked me up
3:53 maybe they went a little too far, lmao
2:29 “I’m gonna find a black neighborhood and see what happens if I yell the u know what word”
0:12 My reaction to little kids screaming outside of my house.
Hah, that feels...
That feels better...
@@LK-1D3 All I know is the guys who made it are dead
@@thatrandomvsdebator Why is there no hole on the wall? *punch the wall* You know, this thing is bugging me. *pull my eye out* Alright, I’m gonna take a hike. *jumps through the window*
3:30 That's your reflection in the water
2:42 Not at all the first time Peter's made it clear he doesn't care about his kids, XD.
The temple of doom thing killed me. Also the abortion
I just witnessed peter pull his eye through his glasses. My life is a lie.
Are we just going to forget the fact that at 3:17 Peter still has his glasses on when he pulled out his eye. Like da fuq
3:14 I think the animators forget that Peter wears glasses.
"Well I guess I don't have a sweater and a new haircut"🤣😅🤣🤭
2:07 Starlight express starlight express starlight express starlight express starlight express starlight express starlight express 😂😂😂😂
Well I guess I don't have a new sweater and a haircut
Me: 😂😂😂😂
"So it's basically.. would you rather get a massage from a gay man or die?"
Fucking LOL
2:01 when someone ask me anything about my crush
"Wade v boggs has not been overturned..."
A joke i only understand because of its always sunny in philadelphia.
All new this Christmas remote control cars that glow in the dark 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hey buddy, I think that girl likes me"😂😂😂😂
Starlight express 😂😂
3:40 it proves Peter is not a narcissist
Serious Surgery, like a BLOWN KIDNEY...
🤣🤣🤣
"Aaaahhhh... That feels... That feels betteeeerrrr...!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:05 I never knew Peter’s hair was that long
It’s always laid down so wet never really know.
Wade v. Boggs. That's gold lol.
The back of Megs hair at 0:19 LMAO
3:14
Yo who noticed that not only did Peter rips his eye off but also part of his glasses?
Love the cut aways.
Lmao "get kidnapped and make them work in the temple of doom. Na na naa naaah nana na na naaaah"
1:27 Stewie: "the tv is not even plugged in"
I don't think family guy has ever missed,not once.
star light express💫💫💫💫
W💫💫
Peter is funny
Starlight express!!
that last one that fucking last one i laughed for like an hour
Hispanic from Spain?
I died
0:23 “you are a horrible dinner guest.” 😂
“And a carebear and a carebear” “*i’m so ####ing ready*”
This was the season when Peter started to become a malicious jerk.
quagmire.. give her back to God
bruh peter might be the funniest cartoon character he be having me too weak
Peter jumped into the air and got stuck LOL
0:25 New York state in a nutshell
I heard they wanted to have abortions like right before birth, but after birth?? Like, 2, 4, years old? Seriously?
4:20 DED
*0:43** Return to sender*
the water reflection got me🤣🤣
3:38 you want a sandwich full of Knuckles!?
Ok starlight express😂💜
I’m only going to the store once, get that 😂😂😂