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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • Anyways…here you go! Happy Saturday. ‪@dsalnorcal1434‬

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  • @marionmack6188
    @marionmack6188 Місяць тому +46

    Looks like a couple of 10 year olds were eating snacks all night.

  • @heatherfaulkner3573
    @heatherfaulkner3573 Місяць тому +35

    Seriously! Stop cleaning up after them! That’s bull$hit!
    Dan is on his way to another heart attack with all the crap he eats. I wish he’d stop playing around and get serious. That crap clogs your arteries. 😢

  • @solangekeller5887
    @solangekeller5887 Місяць тому +26

    Dan did admit in the live yesterday that he leaves it for you for content.
    Now leave it there for them to clean up as content: that would be a great video.
    Otherwise, an enabler allows both these men to make this mess knowing that it will magically cleaned up for them and publicly complained about for content.
    I, personally, am too spiteful to clean up after family members, content or not.
    Or they respect and love me enough to clean up after themselves. 🤔

    • @kimtsstchr
      @kimtsstchr Місяць тому +2

      It's Dan's way of turning a selfish behavior into his perception of a giving behavior. it's a type of psychological manipulation called the halo effect: Generalizing merit to an idea or behavior on the basis of irrelevant merit of something else. Dan persuades himself that leaving a mess in the kitchen is actually helping Danielle.

    • @heatherfaulkner3573
      @heatherfaulkner3573 Місяць тому +5

      @@solangekeller5887 that’s a load of crap and he knows it! 😂

  • @AnnetteB8806
    @AnnetteB8806 Місяць тому +17

    Danielle, you don't even need a Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass and deer stalker hat...the kitchen villains leave you a hilarious trail of evidence! Love you lady! ❤😊❤

  • @user-xdCnH
    @user-xdCnH Місяць тому +22

    Ugh, can all that really be the snacking of just one person. Wow, Dan.

    • @lori5216
      @lori5216 Місяць тому +7

      He's probably went to bed Stoned and woke up with the munchies

    • @bluevanity2154
      @bluevanity2154 Місяць тому +6

      It’s Dan and Andrew

    • @paulastafford1642
      @paulastafford1642 Місяць тому +2

      No, she said could also be Andrew and Dan.

    • @lisadamico8278
      @lisadamico8278 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@darrenross1807
      Maybe Andrew also.

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому +2

      yup

  • @robinettbanister1236
    @robinettbanister1236 Місяць тому +5

    I'm betting the trashcan was within arm's distance. How rude.

  • @garbennett4758
    @garbennett4758 Місяць тому +6

    Loving these chronicles series Danielle, the plum chronicles was so funny 😀

  • @charlottepeterson3417
    @charlottepeterson3417 Місяць тому +4

    Just think how nice it would be to wake up to a spotless and super clean kitchen. You would be so happy and I would be so happy for you. That’s love for sure

  • @italiangirl2440
    @italiangirl2440 Місяць тому +24

    That's just plain and simple a sign of disrespect. They know you're going to clean it up. I was raised to pick up after myself it's so simple and easy 🫤

  • @calicat7794
    @calicat7794 Місяць тому +10

    Hard to change lazy and messy men!

    • @user-cm4dc2rd2q
      @user-cm4dc2rd2q Місяць тому

      The never change. Did Grandpa have a snack too?

  • @ivyjefferson4659
    @ivyjefferson4659 Місяць тому +14

    Wow Danielle! That would work my nerves!! 😫😂

    • @Noemailads
      @Noemailads Місяць тому

      All 1.5 minutes to clean it would work your nerves? Seek help womanz.

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому

      it does.

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому

      thats not the point.

  • @jaynec7499
    @jaynec7499 Місяць тому +9

    Somebody chowed down!!😂

  • @kathydumas2745
    @kathydumas2745 Місяць тому +7

    Dear Men, you make us crazy.... how hard is it to throw away your wrappers and put back the container? 🙄

  • @dizzyfingers7180
    @dizzyfingers7180 Місяць тому +5

    Cinderella never sleeps.

  • @catchmeimpolynjp
    @catchmeimpolynjp Місяць тому +9

    😅😂”The Kitchen”is GrandPa and Dan’s favorite playground in the house🤣

    • @maryshanley329
      @maryshanley329 Місяць тому

      @@catchmeimpolynjp My husband also thought the kitchen a hunting ground.
      I was happy that he was happy.
      He also was looking for snacks
      for our 4-footed lovelies.
      That was important to both of us.
      I miss them all so much.
      .

  • @rosemariefritchman5288
    @rosemariefritchman5288 Місяць тому +6

    I'd be PISSED!!! 😤

  • @JulieHarris-ns2lx
    @JulieHarris-ns2lx Місяць тому +6

    "Lets add this to the pile of shite" hilarious Danielle x

  • @allisontaylor1818
    @allisontaylor1818 Місяць тому +5

    Love your satire

  • @genehasenbuhler2594
    @genehasenbuhler2594 Місяць тому +3

    Them little screech alarms are looking like fun times videos 😂 try to have a great weekend Danielle!

  • @Debbi56
    @Debbi56 Місяць тому +9

    Was Dan high lol😅

    • @heatherfaulkner3573
      @heatherfaulkner3573 Місяць тому +4

      @@Debbi56 I think if he’d put the vape down, he wouldn’t eat near as much.

    • @Debbi56
      @Debbi56 Місяць тому

      @@heatherfaulkner3573 I have the same problem if you want to call it a problem, I have a pen and gummies, it's better than a drug like Xanax, I have cancer so I will do anything to relieve stress and pain relief that doesn't require a prescription.

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому +1

      yes

    • @Debbi56
      @Debbi56 Місяць тому

      @@mrsdsalnorcal Danielle please help me remember what SABS means to you? Chemo brain, Im so sorry for not remembering, I don't sleep much at night, it's gone on now lonnnnnnggggggggg enough and needed to ask I'm so sorry 😐

  • @user-sb7lz6kb1h
    @user-sb7lz6kb1h Місяць тому +31

    Dan for someone who had a heart attack you need to clean up your diet and stop snacking on junk food!

    • @annaalcyone6469
      @annaalcyone6469 Місяць тому +4

      Make proper meals - stews , roasts , soups etc 🎉

    • @stephenlondon3363
      @stephenlondon3363 Місяць тому +5

      I have said the same thing for quite some time… As someone who in the last 14 years has had three different stents put in, had a quadruple bypass and just two weeks ago, had right side carotid neck surgery, ever since I went back to the cardiologist over two months ago, and even before that, I was changing my diet again and exercising more and I have already lost over 20 pounds in that time… Dan eats the way I used to eat years ago, but I cannot do it anymore

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому +4

      love that you were able to succeed. good for you!

    • @stephenlondon3363
      @stephenlondon3363 Місяць тому

      @@mrsdsalnorcalthank you!! 👩🏻❤️

  • @paulastafford1642
    @paulastafford1642 Місяць тому +2

    😂😂😂😂
    Oh, that is bad, seriously. I think I'd get in my car, drive off and stay gone for 2 weeks. That was unacceptable. Your point was well made.

  • @teodescartes1771
    @teodescartes1771 Місяць тому

    Not “aren’t I lucky?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @monicaeberle8505
    @monicaeberle8505 Місяць тому +5

    Binge eating evidence!

  • @krisjackson5967
    @krisjackson5967 Місяць тому +2

    Wow thats crazy mess. My darling husband used to snack in the evening but had special snacks by the bed . Sadly he died January 2022 & I miss him heaps ❤

  • @jazzy-jazz6798
    @jazzy-jazz6798 Місяць тому +3

    The kitchen Chronicles ❤detective Hercule Perot/Danielle is on the case! 😂 but seriously 😐 boys! Put garbage in can!

  • @maryjowhite8058
    @maryjowhite8058 Місяць тому +3

    Guess we’re out of turkey AND ham! You’re so funny and have a great attitude ! Wish I could be more that way about early kitchen surprises.

  • @fancykitty7245
    @fancykitty7245 Місяць тому +4

    I eat when I can't sleep too. 😅😅

  • @Lindaen333
    @Lindaen333 Місяць тому +2

    Yey, my favorite
    Kitchen Chronicles ❤❤

  • @LinneaSanchez
    @LinneaSanchez Місяць тому +2

    I sincerely feel for you and understand your frustration.

  • @doglover44
    @doglover44 Місяць тому +2

    That's definitely a nan mess! 😂

  • @suzannep8371
    @suzannep8371 Місяць тому +1

    Danielle you are a superstar looking after these men. You have a teenager a fifty-something and a 92 year old all well fed and taking nibbles from the kitchen. They are so lucky to have such a wonderful lady to run around after them ❤

  • @JdubbVlogs
    @JdubbVlogs Місяць тому +2

    Someone got hungry last night

  • @michellereneetruthseeker9339
    @michellereneetruthseeker9339 Місяць тому +2

    THEY ARE LITERALLY PARTYING WHILE U R SLEEPING LOL
    WT HECK. 😮😮😮😮LOL

  • @leesashriber5097
    @leesashriber5097 Місяць тому +1

    We have to get you a badge that says "food police"😂😂
    The pain is real 😂❤😂

  • @debrahalbert6578
    @debrahalbert6578 Місяць тому

    Danielle you literally crack me up😂 you are so stinking gorgeous. I LOVE your style. You are a ROCK STAR❤❤❤

  • @user-ck8jv1xd7t
    @user-ck8jv1xd7t Місяць тому +3

    Dan,grandpa busted again by dani,oh no and. Got son being a partner in crime also. I feel u dani❤❤❤ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lizzettegarcia3071
    @lizzettegarcia3071 Місяць тому +3

    Snack fiens🤣

  • @marcbranscome4484
    @marcbranscome4484 Місяць тому +1

    lol love it! Keep eating your snacks boys. 💪

  • @MarjorieOley
    @MarjorieOley Місяць тому +3

    Wish I had patience like you Danielle love to you x

  • @helenvarner5787
    @helenvarner5787 Місяць тому

    Grandpa always looks hungry. He needs more food. Cereal and a Salad for dinner, is not cutting it. Maybe a before bed snack? You do alot behind the scenes. ❤

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому

      U are very wrong in what u think he needs.

  • @mrd1228
    @mrd1228 Місяць тому +1

    i’m simple- i’m already cracking up reading the title kitchen chronicles lmao

  • @MindeeSue76
    @MindeeSue76 Місяць тому

    GIRLLL you do an amazing job at keeping groceries in the house!! I don't see how you do it😅 Bless!! And I thought my grocery bill was high ...can only imagine what yours is, lol!🫐🍅🧀🍨🍫🍩🍭🍜🌯🥙🍿

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому

      Right!! Haha u don’t want to know.

  • @8ballbreaker
    @8ballbreaker Місяць тому +4

    Those men are bad

  • @anicimarais4703
    @anicimarais4703 Місяць тому +3

    How often must you go to the shops to stock up 😂❤

  • @robinthorman1555
    @robinthorman1555 Місяць тому +1

    I think you had some friends with the munchies. 😀😋😍 😂 I love your style as you clean up their work. ♥️

  • @spingirl4855
    @spingirl4855 Місяць тому +1

    Wow this one wasn’t too bad….atleast no droppings on the floor lol

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому +2

      there are always droppings on the floor. :)

  • @anjafienbork5796
    @anjafienbork5796 Місяць тому +1

    ❤❤❤🤗🤗💜💜👍👍😘😘

  • @melissaarmstrong1925
    @melissaarmstrong1925 Місяць тому +2

    Dan hungry lol

  • @kimberlymcdonald9419
    @kimberlymcdonald9419 Місяць тому +1

    Danielle you crack me up😂😂😂

  • @mammamia200
    @mammamia200 Місяць тому +1

    No way! It couldnt be andrew or dan! Haha
    So cute! And I know it wasn’t dad….haha

  • @RF1972.
    @RF1972. Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @prithvi1824
    @prithvi1824 Місяць тому +2

    ❤❤

  • @Cherish..2
    @Cherish..2 Місяць тому +2

    😂 sorry Danielle time for combination locks

  • @deanafuruya
    @deanafuruya Місяць тому +2

    LOL (instead of crying…) Is that Ed or Dan, I think they’re in cahoots⁉️😂 My husband also has FTD, and I find crumbs, jam , and Fingerprints in places you would not believe 🙀(floors, microwave, cupboards, walls, doors ) and like as not my whole refrigerator rearranged 😳😢 In the mornings I get up to the whole side of my island looking like he tried to make that a sandwich in itself‼️😫 I can certainly feel your pain😝💜

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому +1

      lord same girl same. I hate honey. hahaha

  • @theresasampson4263
    @theresasampson4263 Місяць тому +9

    A mini fridge in his room👍🏼

    • @debbie3143
      @debbie3143 Місяць тому +1

      I was actually thinking the same thing.

  • @pollyling8852
    @pollyling8852 Місяць тому +1

    you make my day 😂😂😂😂

  • @Maree-x3e
    @Maree-x3e Місяць тому +1

    Dan you need to clean up your mess it’s not fair to leave it for Daniele to clean. And you shouldn’t be snacking that much at night. Naughty !!

  • @luqueedapace4441
    @luqueedapace4441 Місяць тому +1

    I'm glad he doesn't turn the fire on

  • @barbaracholak5204
    @barbaracholak5204 Місяць тому +1

    Old habits are hard to break ...

  • @RussellStarling-ky1qw
    @RussellStarling-ky1qw Місяць тому +1

    Dan is an on the go ,snacker....in & out the Pits in a flash 👈

  • @JoyceChristopher-eh7yx
    @JoyceChristopher-eh7yx Місяць тому +1

    I'm so sorry that you have to wake up to a mess like that. Some people need to learn how to clean up after them selves. Hint Hint

  • @RF1972.
    @RF1972. Місяць тому +1

    There all sleep walkers😂😂😂

  • @lisadamico8278
    @lisadamico8278 Місяць тому +1

    It's definitely possible that you have 3 two legged family members who had the middle of the night munchies. Don't suppose they are walking and eating in their sleep. 😅 Seriously though they need to clean up behind themselves.

  • @maryshanley329
    @maryshanley329 Місяць тому

    Personally, I think that the dog, the cat, and the pig committed this crime.
    Dan got hungry, and he joined the felons.

  • @sheilacarvalho47
    @sheilacarvalho47 Місяць тому +1

    Maybe Dan & Andrew sleep walk ? Do they remember making those messes ?

  • @knightbreed70
    @knightbreed70 Місяць тому +1

    👍❤️

  • @benjiP90
    @benjiP90 Місяць тому

    This looks like the mess my 8 yr old makes 😂 especially the popsicle wrapper

  • @joeg9200
    @joeg9200 Місяць тому

    Whistle-Whistle

  • @mels.2706
    @mels.2706 Місяць тому

    I understand the things us women clean up😮

  • @MarjorieOley
    @MarjorieOley Місяць тому +1

    Do a finger print check on the fridge door lol

  • @darrenstewart7952
    @darrenstewart7952 Місяць тому +1

    Danielle you need well earn holiday and let the men look after Ed

  • @cherylbarbane91
    @cherylbarbane91 Місяць тому

    The jig is up!! Your all busted! 😅😮😋

  • @stephenlondon3363
    @stephenlondon3363 Місяць тому +2

    As at least one person said above, Danielle, it really does end up looking like total disrespect for you, because all the male members of the house know that you will clean everything up in the kitchen when you get up early in the morning and that’s just not right… Plus no one can throw an empty cold cut container or a yogurt carton or used popsicle sticks in the garbage?? 🤔

    • @judymessersmith4150
      @judymessersmith4150 Місяць тому

      How can any wife put up with this? It actually does not even seem like Danielle cares that her husband, who suffered a heart attack, is eating unhealthy. It's all fun for her and that's why I believe it is staged to get views. If it is real, please help him Danielle. 😢

  • @jackieday5845
    @jackieday5845 Місяць тому

    You had me at the “Cheese Partitions” 😂Feel so bad laughing- but you’re hysterical!
    Omgsh…you make my day-ALWAYS! You’ve helped me so much to have a lighter attitude-Life sure can get messy sometimes-B U T- - there’s nobody MORE qualified to help me laugh my way thru!💯
    You Da’ BEST Sweet D & I luv ya to the moon!💜XoXo

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому

      U have to These things cld drive u batty but it’s so much better to make fun laugh and try to negate the anger. Love ya girl.

  • @MeeMawCummins
    @MeeMawCummins Місяць тому +1

    Oh my 😂

  • @marisolpinney8406
    @marisolpinney8406 Місяць тому +2

    House POLICE DANIELLE!!!!😅

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому

      I may be a woman but why is it my job? just saying? 😉

  • @sandraford1926
    @sandraford1926 Місяць тому +1

    😊😊😊😊❤❤

  • @sharbaker2786
    @sharbaker2786 Місяць тому +1

    Think it's about time you secretly put up a camera to find out who the culprit(s) are.... maybe Andrew is feeding one of his friends while y'all are sleeping?? Never know, maybe it's not Ed or Dan??

  • @johammond9359
    @johammond9359 Місяць тому +2

    Think of it this way, you're so blessed many times over, Danielle. 😉

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому

      hi jo

    • @johammond9359
      @johammond9359 Місяць тому

      @mrsdsalnorcal hi Danielle. Sorry I haven't been around. Trying to go through his clothes to donate. And a whole lot to have an auctioneer sale for me. My nerves are still bad. Not allowed to drive until i
      OKs me to have cataract surgery. Miss everyone.

  • @violetteviolette3337
    @violetteviolette3337 Місяць тому

    Damn kids! How about door alarms on the fridge and the pantry/cabinet doors? That would at least scare the crap out of the two younger "children". 🤪

  • @Lisa-ht7jk
    @Lisa-ht7jk Місяць тому

    Is he sleep walking and eating because seeing the plastic film in the pantry is crazy 😮

  • @ellinsinger2041
    @ellinsinger2041 Місяць тому +1

    You're enabling them and the more you clean up the more mess they with continue to make, this is not content!

  • @dandoss-xp2qq
    @dandoss-xp2qq Місяць тому

    Chances are he really never found what he wanted to eat! Lol

  • @bearindaboo6091
    @bearindaboo6091 Місяць тому +1

    W😮W...H🤫LY 💩...😊😅

  • @delightfuldesignsbydenise9710
    @delightfuldesignsbydenise9710 Місяць тому +9

    It wasn’t me Mom it was Dad…It wasn’t me Honey, it was G’pa!!🤥🙄🫣

  • @CathyKesslick
    @CathyKesslick Місяць тому

    I don't understand why food is left out to go bad and trash can't be thrown in the trash can!! I know you would never do it but I would like to see what would happen if you did not clean up their mess just once....🤔

  • @StephanieMurray-s3c
    @StephanieMurray-s3c Місяць тому

    Danielle your so pretty ❤

  • @danmerkle7034
    @danmerkle7034 Місяць тому +1

    Is he ok mentally

  • @CathyKesslick
    @CathyKesslick Місяць тому

    Since you caught Ed snooping in the fridge, is he now contributing to this every morning mess too?

  • @malgorzatafernandez3480
    @malgorzatafernandez3480 Місяць тому

    Hello

  • @beverleyellis1869
    @beverleyellis1869 Місяць тому +2

    Dear Danielle, Nothing is more frustrating than lazy guys refusing to deal with the garbage they create. They get so used to being looked after that it just doesn't enter their minds to pick up after themselves. I don't have the answer to cure them of this terrible disease. Perhaps if each guy lived alone they would end up being so mired in their muck that they would be forced to be aware and do something about it.
    When I worked at a large hospital our tiny staff lounge would be used by foreign doctors doing their electives in our department. Most did not respect the women staff; they used our personal mugs, left drink cups and cans in various places, so messy. We had to put up a sign that finally worked. "Clean up your mess....your mother doesn't work here!". Ironic, yes?

  • @8ballbreaker
    @8ballbreaker Місяць тому +1

    And leaves brita out to. Wow

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому

      I keep the britta out. I like room temp water for the morning.

  • @aileenaileen6011
    @aileenaileen6011 Місяць тому

    Go on Den 🤣🤣🤣

  • @orgafelaforeginatum
    @orgafelaforeginatum Місяць тому +3

    Do you or we’re you a lawyer providing you a nice home and comfortable living? If not, just do your job and quit complaining. Let’s see: ride the exercise bike, go on vacations, have your girlfriends visit and help with Ed, although with attitude. So your job is to take care of the house and the men and the animals. Make the most of it and be thankful they are there…

    • @mrsdsalnorcal
      @mrsdsalnorcal  Місяць тому +2

      Andy what an ugly thing to say. I am a woman. here me roar!!!!