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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @maxv.1182
    @maxv.1182 7 років тому +827

    "Never Be Able to Wear Shoes or Not Be Able to Touch Anything Red?"
    *screaming* NO MORE PERIODS!!!!!!!!!!! *faceslams red button*

    • @JesseNightingale
      @JesseNightingale 7 років тому +118

      Smol Max by your logic the blood in your body would be gone aswell..So you ded

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 7 років тому +76

      ...Or it just all gushes out of your body at high speed pushed by levitation or something.
      *dies*
      Wait, by that logic, your body would instantaneously explode on the atomic scale

    • @MrSomeDonkus
      @MrSomeDonkus 7 років тому +54

      Doesnt light itself have the color red in it? Youd have to become a night person.

    • @abigaillewis2662
      @abigaillewis2662 7 років тому +9

      Your blood is only red because of the oxygen outside, it is blue otherwise.

    • @flowerboyfozzie5033
      @flowerboyfozzie5033 7 років тому

      Jesse Robinson no because blood in the body is blue

  • @OrangeHairedOne
    @OrangeHairedOne 6 років тому +361

    I have a very feminine quiet voice and when I get mad I get ignored because I sound like a chihuahua. I would take the deep male voice just so I could watch people's reactions when I talk.

    • @sirpugro7300
      @sirpugro7300 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @D0NCH33T0
      @D0NCH33T0 4 роки тому +1

      Ugh same, I have a pretty deep voice for a girl but people say I talk to quietly.

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 4 роки тому

      Marzia?

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 3 роки тому +1

      @@Yourheart-4me Roasted?
      How?

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 3 роки тому +1

      @@Yourheart-4me Well, I meant, it doesn't make sense how even the 'Kinda' is applicable there

  • @MaxLennon
    @MaxLennon 7 років тому +2338

    *calls up NASA*
    "Hey, I have knowledge of extraterrestrial life!"
    "Wow! Can you tell us about it?"
    "...Kinda."

    • @Rogere805
      @Rogere805 7 років тому +91

      At least NASA would have something to work with....it would probably lead to major discovery's

    • @DELILA46
      @DELILA46 7 років тому +8

      that made me laugh

    • @breeze5926
      @breeze5926 7 років тому +6

      That is hilarious. XD

    • @daniel-lh6uz
      @daniel-lh6uz 7 років тому +36

      "I also know about long distance space travel! I think?"

    • @DiscoBallGaming
      @DiscoBallGaming 7 років тому +4

      Max Lennon new question, play any song on guitar or 9 inch dick

  • @DeepVoiceEHoe
    @DeepVoiceEHoe 7 років тому +281

    I think for the last question Mark needs to do a video that has Amy in the first half, but when she speaks it's actually his voice. Then the next half of the video is Mark with Amy's voice. That way we can see both sides of this choice.

    • @DeepVoiceEHoe
      @DeepVoiceEHoe 6 років тому +8

      PinkFloydFan04 Believe it or not, no. Pure sober thought, maybe sleep deprived, but definitely sober.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 5 років тому +4

      Yeah I feel that way too when I’m tired

  • @magicalawnmower4764
    @magicalawnmower4764 6 років тому +622

    I would be the average person. BUT LET ME EXPLAIN
    I don't want to be famous, I don't want to be stalked by paparazzi, I want to live a normal life. Heterosexual or not.

    • @eggwaffle8496
      @eggwaffle8496 5 років тому +10

      Same

    • @Remora_7
      @Remora_7 5 років тому +53

      Fuck that gay fame here I come!

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 5 років тому +31

      I don’t wanna be an athlete. I wanna be a scientist or programmer.
      Also, I don’t want to be the TARGET of bigots. I’d rather attract their ire by defending people from them.

    • @IifegivesyouIemons
      @IifegivesyouIemons 5 років тому +8

      Omg yeah, but you'd have to live as a het,,, thats just terrible

    • @chessire1393
      @chessire1393 5 років тому +20

      You shouldn't have to explain anything. If you're happy with being an average individual, straight or not, congratulations! Me too.

  • @MarbleThief
    @MarbleThief 7 років тому +310

    "I'll eat a spider. I'll eat a spider any day. I'll take that. I'll take that challenge, give me the spider" is this a promise? better own up to that promise and eat a spider, Mark. You better eat a spider in your next video Mark.

    • @TK-et3gk
      @TK-et3gk 7 років тому +3

      wafermelon that was..... Surprisingly well worded

    • @MarbleThief
      @MarbleThief 7 років тому

      ChaozTurtle, thank you.

    • @emanuelrojas2
      @emanuelrojas2 7 років тому +1

      Creepy Fact: There is a chance that you've swallowed a spider in your sleep! 🙊

    • @roman3496
      @roman3496 7 років тому

      Emanuel Rojas You just ruined my day.

    • @Alicia-Jade444
      @Alicia-Jade444 7 років тому

      There would be dead bodies because of me

  • @leah9175
    @leah9175 7 років тому +83

    Actually if every song were to turn into Nyan cat that would mean that in a creepy scene of a horror movie Nyan cat would be playing as the background music!

    • @Smeagol-tp6fm
      @Smeagol-tp6fm 7 років тому +18

      Heavy metal concert and it's just nyan cat all the time

    • @ifuckedyourdad709
      @ifuckedyourdad709 7 років тому +2

      Leah ! lol I love your logic XD XD

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 7 років тому +3

      For this one video, mark should've made the outro nyan cat

    • @personhuman2239
      @personhuman2239 7 років тому

      Yeah, but how many of us actually watch horror?

    • @rorwyk
      @rorwyk 7 років тому +1

      Leah ! Badger vid is the only realistic option BC literally every movie would be ruined anyway if you chose nyan.

  • @deianeira14
    @deianeira14 7 років тому +94

    Literally read regurgitate as refrigerate the whole time up until he made his decision... 😐

  • @samhague4213
    @samhague4213 4 роки тому +68

    Mark: "I would rather eat five spiders"
    Me: "Memento mori"

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 роки тому +3

      What I expected instead of bugs tbh. Was sightly disappointed.

    • @themaster262
      @themaster262 4 роки тому +1

      Memento mori means remember you will die I believe

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 роки тому +1

      @@themaster262 Death is coming for us all. To the honorable cult, Memento Mori may also be read as 'YEET'. You are welcome, they'll see you tomorrow.

    • @Opanker_
      @Opanker_ 2 роки тому

      It could just be those tiny spiders that are crawling on your wall and it doesn't say that it can't be mixed with anything

  • @raccoon_jpg7145
    @raccoon_jpg7145 6 років тому +142

    If he couldn’t touch red then...he couldn’t touch his hair at the time....

  • @dylaneverett4ever
    @dylaneverett4ever 7 років тому +686

    Choosing between being gay or straight
    *nervous bisexual sweating*

    • @lovezorange33
      @lovezorange33 7 років тому +59

      *nervous pansexual laughter*

    • @walbado
      @walbado 7 років тому +12

      That's exactly what I thought!

    • @rottmeat
      @rottmeat 7 років тому +9

      This made my day

    • @kriswatkins7130
      @kriswatkins7130 7 років тому +41

      JenCath
      *ANXIOUS PANSEXUAL SCREAMING*

    • @dontmindme7366
      @dontmindme7366 7 років тому +8

      JenCath same.

  • @jiffpop5143
    @jiffpop5143 7 років тому +291

    My reasoning for choosing straight average guy is because
    1. I already have a girlfriend, so I don't think I wanna change my sexual orientation
    2. To be honest I'd hate being famous.

    • @SmnMkrll
      @SmnMkrll 7 років тому

      Rodger

    • @themagikarpmaster4105
      @themagikarpmaster4105 7 років тому +9

      Yeah, I've seen celeberties. I don't want to be that.

    • @michalwolodzko4246
      @michalwolodzko4246 7 років тому +4

      Same for me + I'm homophobic

    • @mika309
      @mika309 7 років тому +1

      Jiff Pop marks kinda a celebrity by now

    • @SpookyThe2nd
      @SpookyThe2nd 7 років тому +1

      Step away, sister. I'm his girlfriend.

  • @swenpai
    @swenpai 7 років тому +225

    I'd actually choose to be a straight average, not because i have anything against homosexuality,
    I just don't want to be famous.

    • @swenpai
      @swenpai 7 років тому +9

      That's right, there are also always people near your house and basically everywhere you're going
      I'd say "it's not easy" haha

    • @rahulg5403
      @rahulg5403 7 років тому +1

      mars2004 hahaha

    • @makenahowat742
      @makenahowat742 7 років тому +11

      it's not easy
      EXACTLY! I have nothing agaisnt LGTB+, I'm already a part of it, I just hate sports and don't want to be famous!

    • @swenpai
      @swenpai 7 років тому +4

      Makena Howat I hate sports too heh

    • @RoleplayHost
      @RoleplayHost 7 років тому +9

      i want to be lazy and not famous even though i'm already gay

  • @Twistedpastell
    @Twistedpastell 4 роки тому +43

    "Have the muscle mass/body build of the opposite sex."
    Trans folk: LET'S TALK DETAILS.

    • @urmom4515
      @urmom4515 4 роки тому +3

      y e s

    • @ahmadanas5514
      @ahmadanas5514 4 роки тому

      If it's mass then your pretty much just a person with the ability to cross dress and if your voice is already feminine than your never ever going to be seen as a guy without showing the "proof" and gay people will flock to you

    • @caspergotlost
      @caspergotlost Рік тому

      I'm AFAB, genderfluid, and trans-masc but definitely don't want to pass as a cis guy, so that one just gave me a mental breakdown.
      Like, I definitely don't prefer one option, but do I want both or neither?

  • @finncohen7901
    @finncohen7901 7 років тому +209

    Honestly, I'd rather be a heterosexual average person. Not because I have anything against being gay (or even that I'm not gay) just because I'm far too lazy to be a professional athlete...

    • @haydenwalker2647
      @haydenwalker2647 7 років тому +11

      Exactly. That plus the extremely high chance of career-ending injury (shudders)

    • @salma4193
      @salma4193 7 років тому

      Fin Cohen me too

    • @italoximenes8755
      @italoximenes8755 7 років тому

      Fin Cohen saaame

    • @galacticpotato1325
      @galacticpotato1325 7 років тому +2

      Fin Cohen
      😂 that's a good point.

    • @daniellewinn5774
      @daniellewinn5774 7 років тому +3

      Fin Cohen that's true, but I would still choose it bc I don't want to be heterosexual

  • @mastermindepsilon9517
    @mastermindepsilon9517 7 років тому +34

    "OH NO! I'VE BEEN FUCKED" - Mark Fischbach 2017

  • @CrouTheBlackwing
    @CrouTheBlackwing 4 роки тому +42

    5:17
    So in other words, would you rather have a phd, or be the GOD OF TRIVIA

  • @cadenceew7933
    @cadenceew7933 7 років тому +81

    Wouldn't the songs in the movies turn into nyan cat?

  • @heresthemilk177
    @heresthemilk177 7 років тому +94

    "If I'm puking up my food and I just ate it, hey! That would be good to eat!" *Mark... Are you... Umm...are you feeling ok??*

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 7 років тому +5

      Well, considering the alternative answer he has to have some justification for it. I mean, it works for birds, right?

  • @lenabrennan7566
    @lenabrennan7566 7 років тому +325

    There are female body builders so I would choose body

    • @giladshmueli5831
      @giladshmueli5831 7 років тому +10

      Lena Brennan well, as a guy I think a deep feminine voice are beautiful, and it would be a bless, while as on the other hand some guys have high pitched voices, so girls could handle with them. I just think that I wouldn't mind sounding girlish, but physically weak (generally speaking ofc) seems bad as for females would look for someone strong enough to open a pickle jar. So for me- voice, yet you do have a good point!

    • @ltcamouflage3866
      @ltcamouflage3866 6 років тому +1

      Guys fuck your lame ass shit id just get my stuff so i can experience how it feels for a woman to get fucked xD

    • @christianstevenson1093
      @christianstevenson1093 6 років тому

      (Lena Brennan) I mean female body builders are lesbian/transgender but whatever work.

    • @derwolfgaming7775
      @derwolfgaming7775 6 років тому

      You did my job for me thanks. I was going to say that.

    • @ltcamouflage3866
      @ltcamouflage3866 6 років тому

      If that was for me np ik the male mind :D

  • @amberhunt3295
    @amberhunt3295 4 роки тому +13

    "A passionate night of rompage."
    -Markiplier 2018.

  • @maenethal6559
    @maenethal6559 7 років тому +792

    I'm already gay, so if I can be a famous athlete for nothing I'd have to say hell yeah.

    • @tianawhite6262
      @tianawhite6262 7 років тому +57

      PimTim Booo you suck

    • @tiamariareaidy7920
      @tiamariareaidy7920 7 років тому +37

      Maenethal it is a win-win. Nice!

    • @sebc.416
      @sebc.416 7 років тому +40

      PimTim it never says that in the bible, trust me

    • @drazam6608
      @drazam6608 7 років тому +6

      Then you havn't read it.

    • @drazam6608
      @drazam6608 7 років тому +2

      Boooo you have no brain.

  • @98ahni
    @98ahni 7 років тому +43

    Who thinks Mark should use the polls in the i-cards for "would you rather"-episodes

  • @michaelferrone4112
    @michaelferrone4112 7 років тому +56

    What if you choose to know EVERYTHING about math? Because physics is just applied math, you have all knowledge of teleportation, time travel, alternate universes, etc. ALSO, because chemistry is just applied physics you would have full knowledge of all the chemical behaviors of everything in the universe. AND, because biology is just applied chemistry, you would know about the entire genome of every living thing. THAT MEANS that you would know everything about psychology because it's just applied biology. All that in mind, that's just ONE of "a few" things you can know everything about.

    • @electroplaque
      @electroplaque 7 років тому +3

      The thing about "applied x" is that you have to do the applying. You can know everything about math and not know how to apply it. Or even if you do, it may take years and years to get some result, because it's just work.

    • @viridian1250
      @viridian1250 7 років тому +4

      Or what if your one thing was everything and you could know everything about everything?

    • @bavieolie3331
      @bavieolie3331 7 років тому +3

      Michael Ferrone is math related to science?

    • @viridian1250
      @viridian1250 7 років тому

      raccoonking lol

    • @GlitchDude
      @GlitchDude 7 років тому +2

      If time travel will exist, time travel exists now, and time travel has existed since the beginning of time.

  • @Chef-kun
    @Chef-kun 7 років тому +280

    I named my dog Barkiplier...

    • @Isabonsai
      @Isabonsai 7 років тому +3

      Midnight Kitten really??????

    • @rahulg5403
      @rahulg5403 7 років тому +2

      You are a disgrace.

    • @rosedarkling
      @rosedarkling 7 років тому +6

      Midnight Kitten Dedication. :P

    • @flyingturtlehd1471
      @flyingturtlehd1471 7 років тому +5

      Well done, now your dog is stuck with that name for the rest of his life🤦‍♂️

    • @yessey1498
      @yessey1498 7 років тому +4

      TurtleGaming
      ITS A GREAT NAME

  • @itjudeyy6985
    @itjudeyy6985 7 років тому +194

    MARKIPLIER UPLOADED!!
    DROP EVERYTHING
    O_O
    EVERYTHING!

    • @leacolon7436
      @leacolon7436 7 років тому +2

      ROBO Jeravan Vans WAIT! What if you were holding something fragile? Or a baby?!

    • @arieln8269
      @arieln8269 7 років тому +4

      Lea Colon fuck it

    • @theonethathungers5552
      @theonethathungers5552 7 років тому

      e h why would anyone fuck you?

    • @marcyonmars
      @marcyonmars 7 років тому

      ROBO Jeravan Vans I just dropped your coffee

    • @arieln8269
      @arieln8269 7 років тому

      TheOneThatHungers as in who cares

  • @conniemcfalcon
    @conniemcfalcon 7 років тому +204

    Oh boy, I'd love to have a low sexy male voice, a friend's dad thought I was a guy until he heard my voice haha. Although I'd really want a male's body. Not necessarily muscular, but just not having my awful curvy body.... I think I'd go with the body :D Yeah the body!

    • @TheYume91
      @TheYume91 7 років тому +1

      Same here. I would also choose it :D

    • @squeakerqueen2798
      @squeakerqueen2798 7 років тому

      agreed body

    • @foxcom3183
      @foxcom3183 7 років тому +33

      "My awful curvy body" is an impossible sentence
      Like "My ugly horrible super hot body"

    • @leifa.3015
      @leifa.3015 7 років тому +3

      Connie McFalcon (I LIKE YOUR ART)

    • @leifa.3015
      @leifa.3015 7 років тому

      also agreed

  • @RECK317
    @RECK317 7 років тому +435

    If you always drive over the speed limit how would you start driving and how would you stop....
    Edit: I just saw the rest of that part lol

    • @nicolematthews6029
      @nicolematthews6029 7 років тому +6

      RECK 317 but still how would you even start????......

    • @jaet4540
      @jaet4540 7 років тому +14

      My first thought was you would always be committing a crime, imagine the speeding tickets

    • @daveso5160
      @daveso5160 6 років тому +5

      I was just thinking there’s no speed limit in the parking lot so you can stop

    • @runikvarze6191
      @runikvarze6191 6 років тому

      RECK 317 you missed the point. Either way, you're always driving. Forever. You are now mostly car, with a little bit of driver. But, the bright side is, you have a regenerative car!

    • @NightOwl1515
      @NightOwl1515 5 років тому

      Jump out of the window.

  • @junhaniac
    @junhaniac 7 років тому +33

    0:40 the first thing that came to my mind: "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. My two front teeth. My two front teeth."

    • @videohorrorsystem5812
      @videohorrorsystem5812 7 років тому +1

      xXSarahSingsXx shut the fuck up

    • @Hunter-ow8xc
      @Hunter-ow8xc 7 років тому +13

      Lasus Naturae I've seen you on like 3 other comments spouting unnecessary and negative crap. I think you should be the one to shut up lol

    • @MrLukabot
      @MrLukabot 7 років тому +2

      Lasus Naturae 3 year old?

    • @insertedgyemobandnameshere813
      @insertedgyemobandnameshere813 7 років тому +1

      Lasus Naturae a wild Insecure 7 year old has appeared!

    • @markiplierfan1015
      @markiplierfan1015 7 років тому

      xXSarahSingsXx it's a nice wish but I'm pretty sure u could. Just keep ur teeth (if u look after them). 😁

  • @Eva-mp4se
    @Eva-mp4se 4 роки тому +3

    1:15
    "So I'm hot as shit, and I'm famous!!!!!!"
    * *_Oh Mark.. only if you knew what was happening._* *

  • @osvster
    @osvster 7 років тому +150

    3:29 That editing tho
    #TylerEdits

    • @tylergendron7910
      @tylergendron7910 5 років тому +1

      United States bruh idk what ur confused about

    • @takutomaruki2139
      @takutomaruki2139 5 років тому

      @@tylergendron7910 I think the fact that tyler isn't the one who edits his videos

    • @tylergendron7910
      @tylergendron7910 5 років тому +1

      Look up a video on his channel called " Tyler's first edit" or something along those lines. That should explain it.

  • @volatilegoblin3263
    @volatilegoblin3263 7 років тому +118

    1:00 What if I don't wanna be famous?

    • @everrest9866
      @everrest9866 7 років тому +39

      What if I don't wanna be famous but wanna be homosexual? xD

    • @ali.overtake3489
      @ali.overtake3489 7 років тому +14

      I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS! NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NA!
      (total drama action. it's a stupid australian cartoon version of survivor)

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 6 років тому +21

      My thought exactly. I would've chosen the average heterosexual. I'm bisexual, but the last thing I'd want, is to be famous and have every stranger think they know me, and have a right to bother me constantly, and if I don't want to be bothered, I'm snobby, arrogant and blah blah blah. I was surprised that Mark just ASSUMED the sexuality was the only factor within that question.
      I'd give up my attraction to guys and be average.

    • @the_nebula8572
      @the_nebula8572 6 років тому

      True i dont know if i would want to be famous either seeing as everyone would be asking questions and always taking pictures and people would talk about everything that i do, it would be pretty annoying especially if your in a bad mood like your girlfriend broke up with you or something.

    • @martinstojanovic2123
      @martinstojanovic2123 5 років тому

      @@ali.overtake3489 wtf

  • @Austin-qw7yf
    @Austin-qw7yf 5 років тому +30

    licking or regurgitating food (Licking = FBI OPEN UP so regurgitate)

    • @themockingdragon135
      @themockingdragon135 4 роки тому

      Practically speaking regurgitating is probably the least viable (you'd be spewing concentrated hydrochloric acid in addition to mushed up food, which would probably damage your kids mouths). Socially speaking, the licking would probably be most likely to end up with you in some sort of court thing. I'd choose licking, on the basis that I can think of few worse physical experiences than being sick that I've had. But it's a close margin.

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 роки тому +1

      The MockingDragon ugh! imagine having to lick a filthy child.

  • @catandmore4685
    @catandmore4685 5 років тому +72

    As a trans man, I’d quite like the body, since my voice is nearly there

    • @themockingdragon135
      @themockingdragon135 4 роки тому +5

      One thing I'm wondering about. By saying you have the same build as the opposite sex, does that mean you essentially have the same biology, even to the point of shorter/longer vocal cords and your voice changes as well? If that's the case, I'd probably go with the body, because I would embarrass the crap out of myself the other way, and the other way would make an interesting change assuming it wasn't permanent/people were on board with it.

  • @thecarnaticmahesh
    @thecarnaticmahesh 7 років тому +13

    Mark, I just wanted to let you know how much of an inspiration you are to me. I watch your videos everyday and it's what keeps me alive. I aspire to be like you, and you're one of the most legitimately nice people I've ever seen. Thank you so much for all that you've done for us viewers.
    Love from India,
    Mahesh.

  • @cymbabrzmiacy7561
    @cymbabrzmiacy7561 5 років тому +13

    "Be a famous homosexual professional athlete"
    See, that's something like being Ricardo Milos. But gay.

  • @duinforodamar8792
    @duinforodamar8792 7 років тому +82

    Screw the Matrix, I'm pressing the Red button. Anyone? No? Sh*t.

  • @slugcat6226
    @slugcat6226 5 років тому +3

    “Im in a conundrum of perpetual distortion! I’ll take the shoes.” -Markiplier 2017

  • @washer5542
    @washer5542 7 років тому +49

    HOTEL?
    Trivago

    • @tiamariareaidy7920
      @tiamariareaidy7920 7 років тому +3

      Why WHY?????

    • @boatempole
      @boatempole 7 років тому +3

      COMBANK?!
      CAN!
      (Combank is an Aussie (maybe somewhere else, I don't know) bank. Combank is short for Commonwealth Bank.)

    • @alonestray9908
      @alonestray9908 7 років тому +1

      Why Me? Omg 😂😂😂

    • @iamapersononyoutube5054
      @iamapersononyoutube5054 7 років тому

      Dakota ah....... those ads kill me

  • @njack350
    @njack350 7 років тому +15

    mark, ancient aliens could mean a species that lived for way longer than humans

    • @nubrubbish11
      @nubrubbish11 7 років тому +1

      Plus the movie is a total bullcrap

  • @omentragedy8558
    @omentragedy8558 5 років тому +14

    When Mark says he was genetically lucky to have a muscler body it means his height transferred into Mass 😂😂😂

  • @meg_0210
    @meg_0210 7 років тому +288

    i sEE GAY AND MARKIPLIER I CLICK

    • @alicewhite_1818
      @alicewhite_1818 7 років тому +3

      meg We r but simple women, w/ simple baits to attract us to click to...

    • @nightscythe7
      @nightscythe7 7 років тому +1

      Literally thought I had a chance with him for a split second when I saw it 😂

    • @winniethepoohbear1243
      @winniethepoohbear1243 7 років тому +15

      The rumor come out. Does Markiplier is gay?

    • @gabrielkroll8940
      @gabrielkroll8940 7 років тому +9

      does markiplier is gay not. backwards talk are we why?

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna 7 років тому +5

      its gamegrumps reference to "does bruno mars is gay?"

  • @jayla118
    @jayla118 7 років тому +459

    Daughter 1: Hey Dad I need to tell you something.
    Dad: Sure sweetie, what is it?
    Daughter 1: I'm lesbian.
    Dad: I'm in shock! But remember I'll always be here to support you.
    Daughter 2: Dad I'm lesbian too
    Dad: You too! Ok well I'm here to support you both.
    Daughter 3: Dad I'm lesbian as well
    Dad: Come on! Does anyone in this house like boys?!
    Son: I do
    Guys, this is NOT my original work. This is here for laughs and to make your day. I am sorry if this was not funny to you or if you didn't like it. Have a nice day or night 😊Edit:Guys I'm a girl and this is my first time writing this comment I swear to god. Plz don't report me. Like I said this is here for laughs.

    • @awxqle4113
      @awxqle4113 7 років тому +9

      Jay Juice XD My friend told me that!!!

    • @ifuckedyourdad709
      @ifuckedyourdad709 7 років тому +4

      Jay Juice Lol

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 7 років тому +15

      Jay Juice if my day wasn't already made by the video, I'd say this comment made my day

    • @mysticalmind3303
      @mysticalmind3303 7 років тому +5

      Jay Juice its good, but I facepalmed.

    • @the_charizard3409
      @the_charizard3409 7 років тому +7

      Jay juice it made me laugh

  • @peterroberts4415
    @peterroberts4415 2 роки тому +5

    It means you can't have your own kids, which means a lot more than being a professional athlete

  • @midnightchaos4311
    @midnightchaos4311 7 років тому +65

    Markiplier Used to be a basement dweller 😜

    • @brewatson2488
      @brewatson2488 7 років тому

      Lithium Wolfhusky so are you.

    • @MMW6969
      @MMW6969 7 років тому +7

      Bre Watson your not nearly as funny as you think you are

    • @FrankDemasiIV
      @FrankDemasiIV 7 років тому

      Lithium Wolfhusky who didn't at least onece? Lol

    • @janetmontalvo6944
      @janetmontalvo6944 7 років тому

      Lithium Wolfhusky i

  • @mmeeaa
    @mmeeaa 7 років тому +476

    "COOL? HOT? FAMOUS? GAY"
    Mark you're basically all of those things already😂

  • @MrMattogreen25
    @MrMattogreen25 7 років тому +71

    Body of opposite sex. Then I could prank guys by showing off then I start talking and they go "wtf it's a dude?!"

    • @masterchief3007
      @masterchief3007 7 років тому +28

      You: working in a strip club collecting tips
      Also you (in a deep voice): hey boys, my name's matt

    • @ukulelegay1824
      @ukulelegay1824 7 років тому +1

      Adam Wolfe - Made me laugh way too hard
      Lasus Naturae - freak? stfu.

    • @videohorrorsystem5812
      @videohorrorsystem5812 7 років тому

      Snoo T ofcoarse they are! They spend thousands of dollars to destroy their body because they are mentally ill. But thankfully most of them end up killing themselves anyway so atleast they have their priorities straight

  • @soggiestnugget1168
    @soggiestnugget1168 4 роки тому +4

    3:30
    I feel personally attacked

  • @mgbc4112
    @mgbc4112 7 років тому +17

    I'm in a conundrum of perpetual distortion! -Markiplier 2017

  • @justsomeperson2332
    @justsomeperson2332 7 років тому +13

    I could imagine Jack answering the last question. He has the ability to go into a 'girly' voice and can scream very high pitched. He also has a quite curvy figure for a guy. I don't know, I guess he would just malfunction and blow up.

    • @Jezwuez
      @Jezwuez 7 років тому +1

      Edie McCreadie quite curvy for a guy..... Wtf...

    • @justsomeperson2332
      @justsomeperson2332 7 років тому

      Cedwick Yeah. He does. :)

  • @yaseen9044
    @yaseen9044 7 років тому +37

    9:44
    Beiber had both a feminine voice and a feminine bodybuild...😂

    • @sarvoe8377
      @sarvoe8377 7 років тому +2

      So he just needs to ask his for advise

  • @cpctv2113
    @cpctv2113 7 років тому +44

    Thinking of Markipler with the body of Nicki Minaj was probably the hottest thing I've done in about 4 or 5 weeks

    • @nyaatalie
      @nyaatalie 7 років тому +7

      CPC TV This is the best comment i have ever seen in my lifeXD

    • @wynniethepooh519
      @wynniethepooh519 7 років тому +6

      CPC TV jeez don't make me imagine that-
      too late, the deed is done

    • @markiplierfan1015
      @markiplierfan1015 7 років тому +1

      CPC TV wow 4-5 weeks!?!
      Edit:I just thought of it 😐

    • @Crystal-58
      @Crystal-58 7 років тому +1

      CPC TV you sir are amazing.

    • @cpctv2113
      @cpctv2113 7 років тому

      Bogdan Banuta thankyou

  • @mim3189
    @mim3189 7 років тому +55

    I would be hetero average guy since I don't have the discipline or want to be famous or an athlete, and I would choose muscle mass/bodybuild of the opposite sex, I've seen some muscular and masculine females often enough to know I would not change much.

    • @madd80
      @madd80 6 років тому

      Mario Millan I feel the same about the athlete thing

  • @mandasdead
    @mandasdead 7 років тому +133

    SO MANY VIDEOS.

    • @coradoodle2127
      @coradoodle2127 7 років тому +10

      you're profile picture gives me life

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots 7 років тому +6

      You're profile pic gives me a cancerous emo growth in my brain

    • @ilanagamero4719
      @ilanagamero4719 7 років тому +9

      Who cares he's the best

    • @deideararivera4786
      @deideararivera4786 7 років тому +3

      Jason Keltner fIs

    • @vokeadam624
      @vokeadam624 7 років тому

      Jason Keltner get off his crotch man lol what do you mean "who cares"

  • @mr.cyanide4897
    @mr.cyanide4897 4 роки тому +1

    Mark really needs to shut up talking about "I like my voice but I was blessed with a very strong build" BRO YOU WERE BLESSED WITH BOTH A PERFECT VOICE AND BODY! IT'S NOT FAIR I CAN'T ANYMORE

  • @isdoggoatheart5994
    @isdoggoatheart5994 7 років тому +47

    9:31 so imagine me with jacksepcticeyes voice

    • @ifuckedyourdad709
      @ifuckedyourdad709 7 років тому

      is doggo at heart noooooo!

    • @thedoggo1593
      @thedoggo1593 7 років тому +1

      is doggo at heart hey! I am a doggo to! And I have no idea how you're voice sounds like!

  • @blainebit629
    @blainebit629 7 років тому +102

    So Ethan's voice

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint 7 років тому +12

      ParaBlaine ouch...

  • @diggerpuppy3151
    @diggerpuppy3151 7 років тому +36

    I would rather Mark keep his voice because I still haven't given up on the thought that he would be a fucking amazing game show host

  • @scopezz9811
    @scopezz9811 6 років тому +3

    'what if i am homosexual? that doesn't change anything' let that sink in... but yeah too many homophobes, if you turn homosexual it wouldn't bother yourself because you wouldn't think of it as bad

  • @quasar2099
    @quasar2099 6 років тому +17

    Women can be masculine

    • @GtheCatLady
      @GtheCatLady 5 років тому +2

      creeper naruto I have been called a man-girl before, so...I’m not really sure how or why that happened, but it did.

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 роки тому +1

      Herbie there will always be someone calling another person names. you need to learn to ignore people who only want to bring you down.

  • @oiichee9912
    @oiichee9912 7 років тому +16

    Your comments always make anything you play more funny haha XD

  • @shrimpy2688
    @shrimpy2688 5 років тому +4

    2:20, hmmmmmm Oddly familiar

  • @cassiushellstrom6289
    @cassiushellstrom6289 7 років тому +349

    I mean if you think about it, choosing the body of the opposite sex would change your voice. Assuming the question doesn't mean going through hormone therapy and the numerous surgeries, if you were to wake up the next day in the body of the opposite sex then your voice would also change as your vocal cords are a part of your body. Going along with this assumption you could have both the voice and the body of the opposite sex because they are one in the same.
    As a transman I would happily choose the body of the opposite sex without hesitation.

    • @SlyLilFoxo
      @SlyLilFoxo 7 років тому +21

      I think it just means body build. Like curvy, lithe, petite, thin, etc.

    • @KaiserDreadlord
      @KaiserDreadlord 7 років тому +7

      Laughing Coyote Yeah, it's the shape of your body, which look really weird since imma girl. Just imagine a beefy body on a female... eugh...

    • @demonicpizzeria951
      @demonicpizzeria951 7 років тому +2

      u will never git laid kus ur just a misleading human. god will reject u

    • @silasminyard3626
      @silasminyard3626 7 років тому +35

      Demonicpizzeria Really? Because what I see right now is a trasphobic ass who honestly spells as good as his/her/thier opinion is worth. As someone who seems to think they hold the right to judge others for who they are, you should first learn to spell and use proper grammar. Get and education and maybe you will learn something. Perhaps you should not speak for God as that in itself is a sin. To speak for a God and decide without his blessing what he feels towards his followers or the people on this Earth is a sin. Do not judge others if you yourself can be judged for a biased and cruel opinion. Thank you! 😊

    • @tomokahni5973
      @tomokahni5973 7 років тому +1

      Personally, ii'm not to heavily set as a female, but would love to have a deeper voice. If for nothing else than the range. Females can work to change their body shapes, but males can easily change vocal range, so ii see where there'd be a pretty split line.
      ... still wish ii could do a pull up though xP

  • @lliamdavis6950
    @lliamdavis6950 7 років тому +50

    5:31 so you become Rick?

    • @MAJJASTAK
      @MAJJASTAK 7 років тому +4

      Jadieee Pops he don't know one thing : how stupid Jerry is XD

    • @cherryscotch4811
      @cherryscotch4811 7 років тому

      just imagine mark as rick tho

    • @goroland6904
      @goroland6904 7 років тому

      Jadieee Pops did you see episode six?

  • @tafua_a
    @tafua_a 5 років тому

    6:44 The infamous question. Would you rather be the world champion of Dumpster Fire Wrestling (DFW), the backyard promotion with an average crowd of 20 or the job guy on WWE that never gets booked?

  • @averyfrere8240
    @averyfrere8240 7 років тому +265

    Would you rather watch markiplier or watch markiplier?
    You choose

  • @andylittle5833
    @andylittle5833 6 років тому +3

    9:21 every transgender person: haha... hahahaha...

  • @Olivia_Spring
    @Olivia_Spring 7 років тому +17

    7:23 hope those dead bodies are not turned into white walkers

    • @problem5234
      @problem5234 7 років тому +2

      Hello, fellow Game of Thrones fan.

    • @projectoden6516
      @projectoden6516 7 років тому

      WOOO!!!! Lets not turn this comment section into a spoiler field, though.

    • @robertoperagine4938
      @robertoperagine4938 7 років тому

      Project Oden little finger dies

  • @koes5592
    @koes5592 7 років тому +21

    I WOULD RATHER NO ONE CHANGE THESE THINGS ABOUT MARK EXCUUUUSE ME

    • @cami4CYeshua787
      @cami4CYeshua787 7 років тому

      Death Note I agree fully!!

    • @colesniper9567
      @colesniper9567 7 років тому

      Death Note I can't believe they kill L. RIP

    • @writteninblack-7213
      @writteninblack-7213 7 років тому

      Corey Barber um spoiler alert much

    • @writteninblack-7213
      @writteninblack-7213 7 років тому

      Corey Barber I'm not done yet

    • @colesniper9567
      @colesniper9567 7 років тому

      Zaptre 98 sorry I didn't mean to ruin it but it a little old so I thought everyone knew. Sorry to ruin it :'(

  • @letsgametv9079
    @letsgametv9079 7 років тому +16

    If mark chose never touch red he couldn't have his awesome hair. Lol

    • @l.a.5120
      @l.a.5120 7 років тому

      LetsGameTV Omg! Yeah!

  • @samantha9900
    @samantha9900 7 років тому +223

    Markiplier as a female body builder? *faceplants the red button*

    • @lazerunknown3272
      @lazerunknown3272 7 років тому +5

      Samantha I think you have the wrong video. Go to "would you press the button"

    • @xavierfauver
      @xavierfauver 7 років тому +1

      LazerUnknown It's a joke.

    • @icedtealatte902
      @icedtealatte902 7 років тому +1

      You felt the need to tell him that its a joke when you didn't understand his joke.

    • @thatsmolbean9467
      @thatsmolbean9467 7 років тому +1

      Samantha me

  • @durpddurke4633
    @durpddurke4633 7 років тому +289

    Gay? Now now Mark, we talked about the Septiplier thing.....

    • @bzboo
      @bzboo 7 років тому

      Yeah xD

    • @chloereid6294
      @chloereid6294 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @SuperFoxGamingx
      @SuperFoxGamingx 7 років тому +5

      Da Dragon Durp yeh. Everyone hates septiplier and this septiplier ship should go die in a hole

    • @ariannamanning3265
      @ariannamanning3265 7 років тому +8

      Da Dragon Durp septiplier should stay they are practically meant to be together

    • @ravenpawtails
      @ravenpawtails 7 років тому +4

      Da Dragon Durp Septiplier away!

  • @lanceyyin3262
    @lanceyyin3262 7 років тому +39

    Ok ok, I know that naked mole rats are ugly mostly cuz they're hairless....but we're hairless................. Chica probably finds mark weird looking. Just sayin'

    • @haydenwalker2647
      @haydenwalker2647 7 років тому +4

      ChewingTinFoil The problem with mole rats is that they're all wrinkly and gross-looking
      But yes, we probably look super wierd.

    • @Smeagol-tp6fm
      @Smeagol-tp6fm 7 років тому +3

      We're assuming she has the intelligence to know what she looks like and that mark is a different species

    • @thescript3r4lyfe57
      @thescript3r4lyfe57 7 років тому

      ChewingTinFoil but their skin overlappses.

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 7 років тому

      Smeagol 2701 I'm not saying I hate dogs, but I'm pretty sure they don't have the intelligence to identify other species. My dog seems to treat everything like another dog. Either that or he just likes everything. Idk

    • @birdyies8784
      @birdyies8784 7 років тому

      Smeagol 2701 Chica IS a Golden Retriever. They're naturally intelligent!

  • @JordanGold5227
    @JordanGold5227 5 років тому

    Laundry is literally just (in my case) toss clothes in washer with soap, wait 30 minutes doing whatever I want, toss them into dryer, do what I want for an hour, take out and listen to something while I fold 'em.
    MUCH better than needing to go out and grab groceries and PAY for said groceries. If you do it online you're still technically "shopping" for groceries, you just don't have to go out to do it.

  • @0Grimin7
    @0Grimin7 7 років тому +12

    oh yeah and the every movie turning into badgers badgers badgers it goes like badger badger badger badger badger badger badger "MUSHROOM MUSHROOM" A-badger badger badger badger badger badger

  • @papa.scabby
    @papa.scabby 2 роки тому

    If I knew everything about a few things, it's really a gamble. Can I choose which few things I know everything about? If so, I'd choose World Languages (knowing how to speak every language fluently), Paranormal Activity (knowing everything about ghosts, knowing if they're real or not, etc.), and Intergalactic Inhabitability (basically knowing everything about every single star from multiple galaxies and whether or not those planets support life).

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 7 років тому +36

    If you missed your mom's house, move back home. She misses you anyway, Mark!

    • @RoxyBun
      @RoxyBun 7 років тому

      And bring Chica to go play with all of her aunt and uncle doggos!

  • @meowdogduck7397
    @meowdogduck7397 7 років тому +210

    I'd rather have the voice of the opposite sex, because I'm a female who has the voice of a dude

  • @bakachi4456
    @bakachi4456 2 роки тому

    Knowing everything about physics seems a lot more usefull than knowing a little about everything of which you could never create an accurate theory about

  • @ry-jz5pf
    @ry-jz5pf 7 років тому +46

    The comments on this video are horrendous.

    • @lsfaraone
      @lsfaraone 7 років тому

      Soft and Neat 666 In what way?

    • @tafferchuck1349
      @tafferchuck1349 7 років тому

      True that

    • @T1nyFr0gg
      @T1nyFr0gg 7 років тому

      Soft and Neat 666 Which ones?

    • @TheSquishy88
      @TheSquishy88 7 років тому +1

      yeah, argueing wherther blood is blue or red

    • @dad3457
      @dad3457 7 років тому +1

      Soft and Neat 666 it's because the video had sexuality in it

  • @JakiestJake
    @JakiestJake 4 роки тому +1

    Mark : **sayin' he would be famous gay**
    Me : *Wait that's illegal*

  • @XPCatalog
    @XPCatalog 7 років тому +20

    I'm hurt.

    • @curlyhairjess
      @curlyhairjess 7 років тому +6

      Rip Nyan
      You were lived by many...
      but not by Mark

  • @theghostofmyheart1780
    @theghostofmyheart1780 7 років тому +10

    Im imagining mark as a male soprano

  • @theblade3487
    @theblade3487 7 років тому +13

    cool? hot? famous? gay? yes? no? what do you know!!

  • @aprilsunset1
    @aprilsunset1 4 роки тому

    Markiplier 2017:Picks to eat spiders
    Markiplier 2020:Eats some bugs with ethan

  • @dynamite6707
    @dynamite6707 7 років тому +14

    If u only had Nyan Cat Music then every movie would have it in the back ground, try watching lord of the rings XD

  • @ComsicHatM
    @ComsicHatM 4 роки тому

    Also knowing a few things about any topic would exponentially make it easier to learn more about it and understand the rest of the information

  • @noxavoid
    @noxavoid 7 років тому +88

    I just don't wanna kill the spiders 😐

    • @sebsazz5301
      @sebsazz5301 7 років тому +14

      Frostfyrez So you'd rather have five random people dead 😂

    • @joeychaloner1608
      @joeychaloner1608 7 років тому +6

      Sebsazz who cares

    • @sarahscribbles2160
      @sarahscribbles2160 7 років тому +7

      Frostfyrez just because you're that type of person, I just stepped on a whole ant hill. Your welcome

    • @adrianwilson7536
      @adrianwilson7536 7 років тому +1

      Frostfyrez don't worry the spiders don't feel any guilt when they eat the flies

    • @andresmetalowl1151
      @andresmetalowl1151 7 років тому

      Corpses smell very very bad

  • @vicstonek9
    @vicstonek9 4 роки тому +3

    9:15 I wouldn't be able to touch Mark's YT channel, nor UA-cam in general if I went with the red so...I'd go with shoes and just wear boots all the time 🤓

  • @halfasgrey7380
    @halfasgrey7380 7 років тому +64

    4 vids in one day, wow...

    • @Beauty-xp8ex
      @Beauty-xp8ex 7 років тому +6

      Kawaii Desu 5

    • @heyimkay473
      @heyimkay473 7 років тому +5

      Ambyplier and another should be coming in about 45 minutes XD

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 7 років тому +5

      Kawaii Desu 5 videos

    • @mgdubstepmg3924
      @mgdubstepmg3924 7 років тому +2

      Kawaii Desu I know I LOVE IT

  • @mellilla7517
    @mellilla7517 7 років тому +11

    I mean, I'm a female, but my voice is already pretty low, so I could already be mistaken for a male over the phone or something. I'd take that. The voice change. Nothing would really be altered all that much. *But please Mark*. you CAN NOT choose the voice of the opposite sex. Granted, it would be one sexy female voice.💋 But no. I don't feel like the world would be the same ever again without your sweet buttery tones...

    • @redpanda6398
      @redpanda6398 7 років тому

      You mean his _exotic butters_ tone?
      I'll now...

  • @josephine38482
    @josephine38482 7 років тому +428

    I am seeing so many hate comments!!
    being straight is ok
    being gay is ok
    being lesbian is ok
    being bi is ok
    being trans is ok
    being anything else from the lgbt+ community is ok and just being yourself is amazing and i love you for who you are! i know people are now gonna hate on me but it won't stop me

    • @TheDarkestShadeOfLight
      @TheDarkestShadeOfLight 7 років тому +8

      pandasdjh _ I agree! I'll be your company 0w0

    • @arbresnow401
      @arbresnow401 7 років тому +20

      I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

    • @tlaloc6885
      @tlaloc6885 7 років тому +4

      pandasdjh _ I agree apart from trans

    • @rebeccab5104
      @rebeccab5104 7 років тому +8

      Please tell me: why do people hate homosexuals?

    • @UhKimboze
      @UhKimboze 7 років тому +5

      Because they're scared of what they don't understand. And where there is fear, sprouts hate, also anti-gay Christians. I'd actually say it's wrong to be Christian and anti anything really, it's not kind and loving.

  • @magicdreemurr3771
    @magicdreemurr3771 4 роки тому +1

    I'm not throwing this here to be memey or just because I'm a crazy SU fan, but I think "Ancient Aliens" is something along the lines of the Gems from Steven Universe.

  • @heathergentile8949
    @heathergentile8949 7 років тому +16

    YOU COULDN'T TOUCH YOUR HAIR !!!!!!

    • @ljosephg61
      @ljosephg61 7 років тому +6

      Heather Gentile his hair isn't red

    • @arthurg1425
      @arthurg1425 7 років тому

      That's neat. It looks red... Maybe it's just the light... But wat does his hair color matter

  • @xanderoehlerdeans7604
    @xanderoehlerdeans7604 4 роки тому +1

    I think you forgot that a lot of parents chew up food for their 6 months old baby's

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 7 років тому +7

    7:45 The number of dead bodies in that room is 352,465 and counting...

  • @ghoulishartist
    @ghoulishartist 7 років тому +86

    Hmm...
    Well...Maybe the body...I don't really talk much, and having the body build of a biological male, would really help me pass as male...Even though I've been told that I already look like my brothers, body wise...
    I'll have to go with the body build/muscle mass. There are things I can do to deepen my voice.
    -I'm trans btw.-

    • @lydianlexiii1739
      @lydianlexiii1739 7 років тому +2

      Same. Except I'm ftm.

    • @ghoulishartist
      @ghoulishartist 7 років тому

      Matty Bleach Music I'm also FtM..
      "Pass as male"

    • @lydianlexiii1739
      @lydianlexiii1739 7 років тому +1

      NeeksArt Oh, sorry. Read it wrong. Gonna kms now.

    • @reidvoid9605
      @reidvoid9605 7 років тому +4

      NeeksArt Same here, friend! I'm not on T or anything, but I do bind so I guess I would want a more masculine build as well. (Btw thank you for sharing, as it takes a lot to come out to a comment section)

    • @Nyxianmeows
      @Nyxianmeows 7 років тому

      gg broski

  • @macattack4
    @macattack4 4 роки тому +1

    Whenever I see gay in the title of a video I click on it out of habit and then it was Mark's video and I'm so happy

  • @SadShootuh
    @SadShootuh Рік тому

    7:30
    Mark: spiders are nutritious “dammit”
    Me: well it doesn’t say what kind of spiders

  • @captainzombie621
    @captainzombie621 7 років тому +30

    I will have the voice of the opposite sex because i am a girl but i sound like a boy so i will sound normal😄😄😄

    • @toxicstarbot6701
      @toxicstarbot6701 7 років тому +1

      VirusGirlBoss YT Same

    • @emerydurow6076
      @emerydurow6076 7 років тому

      Smart thinking.

    • @milliipede
      @milliipede 7 років тому

      VirusGirlBoss YT same 😂😂😂

    • @daviddehaan
      @daviddehaan 7 років тому

      VirusGirlBoss YT That's not how that works. That you have the voice of a boy/man, doesn't mean that you are a boy/man, so the opposite sex is still a boy/man

    • @simplycodey6469
      @simplycodey6469 7 років тому +1

      Plus imagine freaking the shit out of any guys that hit on you. It'll be a laugh.