The Quaich Blessing as a Funny Scottish Poem

Why not do something a wee bit different?
Wedding ceremonies are of course filled with language about love, commitment and a lifetime together, but they can also be funny and lighthearted, and they certainly don't need to be boring, or same old same old.
One of the ways to bring a bit of fun and uniqueness into your ceremony is to have a poem written just for you.
In this ceremony we had the poem as part of the Quaich Blessing, but you can have it anywhere in your ceremony.