I did a course for it and on my 1st day on site (for the course) one of the guys nearly got cleaned up by a bus not taking notice of what was going on. He had to jump out of the way to save his life... When l saw it, l was like "Fuck this for a living !"
My lollipop lady is so nice but she’s been going for over 20 years and so there’s a primary school and high school next to each other so both schools have her and she knows EVERY STUDENTS NAME. Over 1000 students *ALL OF THEM* edit: me and my best friend are the only people who know her name 😐
I did a 12 hour shift overnight where I spent maybe 4 hours pretending to be a traffic light and then 8 hours playing eye spy because there was no fucking cars. Best job ever! Even had some top blokes come through with coffees from maccas for the boys
@@UA-camTookMyNickname.WhyNot Don’t worry I’ve worked 12 hour days under the sun in summer as well, I know it’s not a cake walk all the time. Not in the industry anymore so thank fuck for that.
My favourite bit is when you're driving down a 100kph road, and the speed reduced you to 40kph, because on a side road, behind a concrete barrier around 20 metres away, there's somebody that might be operating a machine that if a truck plowed into it, the truck would come off second best, let alone wanting to know how they'd get through the barriers. And then there are the ones that don't even have any workers on it, but the roadworks stay there for about 2 years with nothing being done on it. They're my favourites. Second to that would be the "safety" islands that a car has to swerve violently left, violently right, and then straighten up again so that they can avoid pedestrians. True safety features.
Saw a lollipop man once who was so fuckin fat his gut hung out from under his shirt. Even when he spun his stick I was still mesmerised on how his legs could hold that much girth
the only thing I hate about garn is how short is his videos are. I mean honestly id rather 3 mins of garns than a whole season of a sitcom. 120k subs for sure is super low for this fella
I love ur electrician video so much and last Wednesday my Electrical teacher showed the class that video as something to learn from, was the funniest shit ever.
I'm a traffic controller and the only thing i disagree with. Is you actually getting along with the workers. Most of the time they hate us more then the public do. We're only there because its a requirement and not because they want us. Not all the time though some are good people.
Yes for sure. Mainroads were A/holes, at least the manager I encountered, but even the others didn't mix with us after hours, they thought we were below them
@@CovidConQuitTheCensorship yeah over the years I’ve encountered all types. Cooking them lunch on site will always do the trick and get them on your side. Plenty of times I’ve been invited for beers after work. Saying that I’ve also been mistreated and underpaid by certain clients.
i can confirm this, my mate is a concreter and he told me that all the labourers look down on the traffic control workers as they do jack all but pretty much getting the same pay 🤣🤣
Cant explain how underrated he is
Not underrated, overlooked
Quite the fucken legend hey 👌
i agree
Give it time...he's still fresh, look at Tim Dillon? 10 years and only just starting to get recognition
Hardly underrated...criminally unknown.
"I mean why would you hire a set of lights for $200 a day when you could just pay me $90 an hour for 10 hours..."
Fucking killed it mate. Brilliant.
because the union Sparkies would take 3 weeks to set up those lights.
For anyone watching this that isn't Australian. While you may think this is comedy. This is actually 100% real
Yep, all lollipop men are exactly the same.
🤣🤣🤣💯
Fr this man makes documentaries
Exactly the same in nz mate
NZ too, this shit is wayyyy to accurate 😂😂
cant wait for the IRL lollipop men to lecture us in the comments on the intricacies of holding a stick up for a living
Pretty liberal use of the word "men" there mate
CFMEU wants to know your location
I did a course for it and on my 1st day on site (for the course) one of the guys nearly got cleaned up by a bus not taking notice of what was going on. He had to jump out of the way to save his life... When l saw it, l was like
"Fuck this for a living !"
not the first time ive considered doing it for a living. anyone know what level of education you need?
@TheEndTimes didn't say he did...
Not a single other content creator to make me laugh more then Garn.
Shaktv
@@ashton-nq3fh I love Shak.... but nah
@Jake Braiding-Watson yeah righto Champ
my lollipop man in primary school is still going strong, like 13 years later. they're stronger than the marines i swear to god
My lollipop lady is so nice but she’s been going for over 20 years and so there’s a primary school and high school next to each other so both schools have her and she knows EVERY STUDENTS NAME. Over 1000 students *ALL OF THEM* edit: me and my best friend are the only people who know her name 😐
You haven’t met a marine
@@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169have YOU met a lollipop man?
@@Sophie-kk2lxBest janitorial staff in the world, semper fi
The wicked wing was the star of this episode let's be honest
I loved the tins falling out from under the cone hey. Tins and cones what a combo 😝
Council bums sawing nothing was gold
Should be a KFC ad. I literally craved KFC after I saw it
I just watch this, now I want to wicked wing looks like I’m going down to KFC
all you do is just stand there and get paid
BEST JOB EVER😂
i thought it was a scam untill i changed company for the third time lmfao
I did a 12 hour shift overnight where I spent maybe 4 hours pretending to be a traffic light and then 8 hours playing eye spy because there was no fucking cars. Best job ever! Even had some top blokes come through with coffees from maccas for the boys
Mate, same thing happened with me. A bloke came through with coffees from Maccas for us
It would rot your brain from bordem
@@UA-camTookMyNickname.WhyNot Don’t worry I’ve worked 12 hour days under the sun in summer as well, I know it’s not a cake walk all the time. Not in the industry anymore so thank fuck for that.
My favourite bit is when you're driving down a 100kph road, and the speed reduced you to 40kph, because on a side road, behind a concrete barrier around 20 metres away, there's somebody that might be operating a machine that if a truck plowed into it, the truck would come off second best, let alone wanting to know how they'd get through the barriers. And then there are the ones that don't even have any workers on it, but the roadworks stay there for about 2 years with nothing being done on it. They're my favourites.
Second to that would be the "safety" islands that a car has to swerve violently left, violently right, and then straighten up again so that they can avoid pedestrians. True safety features.
Sounds like my job checking in trucks at an overflow site for grain. 12 hour shifts mostly spent marathoning Babylon 5 in my car.
as someone who works in the traffic control industry i can confirm this is 100% accurate
do they accept weebs in the industry?
@@poosmoker0457 Mate it costs about $600-700 and a week of your time to get the qualifications, and there is work everywhere. It's fucking easy
@@DrCoomer_1 Work everywhere in the coronavirus are you a fuckin spoon?
@@Petrol_Sniffa No champ I'm a traffic controller who got a permit to work across the state
@@DrCoomer_1 Not what I meant champ you said there's work everywhere not that you work everywhere
"Stop right there, cobba!" I lost it 😄 🤣 😂
"Very important council work" already had me crackin 😅
just a learner casually learning to park in the background
read your comment then went back and had a look..couldn't resist lol
Saw a lollipop man once who was so fuckin fat his gut hung out from under his shirt. Even when he spun his stick I was still mesmerised on how his legs could hold that much girth
A fascinating alternative to the hot lollipop chick so common in nsw.
Aussie icon
Was he Lebo and in Sydney
What'r ya lookin' at my gut fer?
@@whimsy-chan1188Wait What?
Genuenly an awesome guy, definitely should have a bigger audience
Measure once, smoko twice.
"Cash in hand mate" ~ mike Nolan
Am I bein detained??
Ohh yer nah nah yer....
Facken Number one City Councilman ya sick cunts 🤙🏻
@@nickypoundtown9568That's one of my favorite episodes
any other TC's wanna help confirm how damn accurate this was? i just watched my usual day at work on you tube....very cooooool
I reckon a series on all state premiers would be a blast.
😎
fuckin oath perfect timing, always a good time when Murph uploads
the tradies in the back casually swordfighting
Thought you would've included the bit where old mate was blowing the Dixie horn 🤣 smile Kent!! 🤙
That green stop sign was gold...
Found him on tik tok and I watched everything he had on UA-cam, garn is a beauty and he’s underrated as hell
"Turn your life around - Become a lollypop man today!" (should be the the job recruitment tagline.)
Love how rediculous the patron names are, makes it funny to even stay till the end
absolute Aussie legend. making us all proud mate. keep up all the excellent work.
Can tell the love that goes into making these videos! Background actors and full set design 😂 Garn is a legend.
the little blooper scene at the end is perfect
Rod Holders Union , that's funny.
Actually the best thing to appear on youtube
*Every new Car wash Owner*
Love you long time mate
Love the cold chisel playing in the background 👌
This guy is GOLD
Flick us a wicked wing 😂
The two blokes fencing 🤟
Tun bitter, jeez, what an animal...
just found this channel,.....love it
As a full time traffic controller myself, this is accurate 👌🏽
"Roleplay as a set of traffic lights"
Lmao
As a traffic controller, I find this is highly accurate.
Except the $90 an hour part.😕
@@burniezarsoff4118 ay 35 an hour ain't bad
@@burniezarsoff4118 if you do overtime and overnight. Yep it can rack up. You're looking at $2k plus a week.
Big Murph is the real life Mike Nolan from the Big Lez Show.
he straight up is lmao I never realised
Never exhale darts. 🤙
Get the man a ripstart for god sake
The next spokesperson for Australian tourism Ad. 🤣🤣
All those empties,classic Aussie 🤣🇦🇺🍺
Beer on ground, cone on top. Beautiful
bloody brilliant
Please someone keep these boys working because I bloody need a good laugh
i’m watching this while on break from my traffic controlling job
Lollipop man is the best thing I have ever heard of
i fucking love this guy
classic double sided stop sign returns
The speed this channel has grown is insane
Garn is the only UA-camr where I've watched every video
My primary school lollipop man died a few years back and we had a minute silence for him in assembly
But seriously STOP!!!!!!
XD
Back when I was working in a fiber optics groundcrew, this was just about the best fucken job you could get stuck with for the day. Good memories.
You can stop or you can stop but in green
They act like holy saviors of mankind 😂
Your a bloody legend
You f**king legend! You did it!
3 lollipop men are burning right now
A skinny lollipop "worker" lol
Nothing more accurate than roadworks with people doing fuck all
the only thing I hate about garn is how short is his videos are. I mean honestly id rather 3 mins of garns than a whole season of a sitcom.
120k subs for sure is super low for this fella
Yet another job that schoolteachers talk shit about, but is infinitely better than being a teacher.
I love ur electrician video so much and last Wednesday my Electrical teacher showed the class that video as something to learn from, was the funniest shit ever.
2:30 ... Lez mate, How ya goin'?
"Easiest job on the fucken planet, fucken deadset!" ~Mike Nolan
Wadiyatalkinabeet xD
I tounge punched Tim's wife's Dirt box? Hahaha
LOL @ the L plater in the background practising parking.
bloddy love it
This is the best one yet 🤣
Had me in stitches the entire time 🤣🤣🤣
I live for Garn uploads
BAOFENG BAOFENG!!!
2:28 "boys i got him again, BOYS I GOT HIM AGAIN" love getting the lines from the camera man
That's high risk pay for ya
That green stop sign tho 🤣
I love it when he uploads
the minute the sign starts to turn, that car is moving. no one is sticking around long enough to read the other side
"Just kidding mate, now stop"
Fucking died.
The king is back
As someone who lives an hour down a two lane road from civilization, I took this personally.
Was a traffic controller for three years, 100% accurate, except more like 30 an hour 😂
not a miss on this channel
He don’t miss 🐐
I'm a traffic controller and the only thing i disagree with. Is you actually getting along with the workers. Most of the time they hate us more then the public do. We're only there because its a requirement and not because they want us. Not all the time though some are good people.
Yes for sure. Mainroads were A/holes, at least the manager I encountered, but even the others didn't mix with us after hours, they thought we were below them
Western Power guys are usually good though 👍
@@CovidConQuitTheCensorship yeah over the years I’ve encountered all types. Cooking them lunch on site will always do the trick and get them on your side. Plenty of times I’ve been invited for beers after work. Saying that I’ve also been mistreated and underpaid by certain clients.
i can confirm this, my mate is a concreter and he told me that all the labourers look down on the traffic control workers as they do jack all but pretty much getting the same pay 🤣🤣
Common knowledge that most tradies are fwits.. they're angry cause they can't stop putting their pay thru the pokies or up their nose.
Fkn good shit I almost thought this was day in the life of a lollipop man
100% true to a tee, never have i seen them do work
Hey Garn, you should do every substitute teacher ever
It's about time!
Always excited whenever I see a new upload lol
Best shit that blue collar workers do content on youtube.
I once had a lollipop bloke wave his slow stick at me like it was a checkered flag.
The Construction videos are the best
Work boots are back
Always gets a cheeky grin out of me, good stuff as usual. Keep it up lad!
You should do one of the block
Nolsy would be proud! 👏
And yes traffic controllers get paid allot