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  • Опубліковано 24 жов 2024

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  • @esteban1081
    @esteban1081 5 років тому +1001

    Music is Hitman from Kevin MacLeod

    • @syxioyt
      @syxioyt 5 років тому +4

      Dun more like Shitler

    • @syxioyt
      @syxioyt 5 років тому +2

      @DUN LETS GO lol

    • @fishyflipbook3045
      @fishyflipbook3045 5 років тому +2

      I wanted to say that

    • @syxioyt
      @syxioyt 5 років тому +1

      @@fishyflipbook3045 prob

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 5 років тому +1

      Ima heavy hitter

  • @nitrondersaftige3807
    @nitrondersaftige3807 5 років тому +1674

    Germany:This will be easy
    Mapper: Going through Belgium isn't allowed
    Germany: NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!

    • @Wm7forthewin
      @Wm7forthewin 5 років тому +19

      👌

    • @adammohamed5798
      @adammohamed5798 5 років тому +29

      Because that's Germany vs France not Germany vs Belgium and france

    • @demi172
      @demi172 5 років тому +16

      @@adammohamed5798 r/woooosh..
      kinda? not really...

    • @Actsrelax
      @Actsrelax 4 роки тому

      Redwarrior 1_ Yes it is

    • @idontknowhatmynameshouldbe
      @idontknowhatmynameshouldbe 4 роки тому

      Nitron Der Saftige your comment is stupid as the maginot line I sent a thing anymore and it would be harder to invade through Belgium

  • @VENVUS
    @VENVUS 3 роки тому +729

    France: *intense nazi flachbacks*
    Germany: *intense napoleon flashbacks*

  • @slavskeleton1503
    @slavskeleton1503 5 років тому +1267

    Unrealistic, Germany would have went through Belgium again.

    • @dutchstylemapping3846
      @dutchstylemapping3846 5 років тому +50

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @demi172
      @demi172 5 років тому +14

      @@dutchstylemapping3846 whats so funny?

    • @dutchstylemapping3846
      @dutchstylemapping3846 5 років тому +64

      @@demi172 you know ww1 and ww2

    • @mati5586
      @mati5586 5 років тому +15

      @@dutchstylemapping3846 you mean where russia and USA destroyed hitler ?

    • @Eid_Mubarak
      @Eid_Mubarak 5 років тому

      FireAkaPop yes and where WW3 is

  • @jawed4lyfe300
    @jawed4lyfe300 5 років тому +626

    0:46 *Napoleon returns* from his grave!!!

    • @literally_zornikal
      @literally_zornikal 4 роки тому +42

      napoleon:dont u dare touch france u noob

    • @Aureus07
      @Aureus07 4 роки тому +7

      Napoleon was vanished to st.helena

    • @gentlemen.7621
      @gentlemen.7621 4 роки тому +11

      Laurids Uhrich yes and he took a ship back to France

    • @robertm20
      @robertm20 4 роки тому +6

      Napoleon : *uses uno reverse card on germany*

    • @zavierong888
      @zavierong888 3 роки тому +2

      Napoleon: IM NOW A FASCIST DICTATOR

  • @bongoh8923
    @bongoh8923 5 років тому +685

    At least Belgium wasnt invaded (again) lol

    • @gentbelgium4889
      @gentbelgium4889 5 років тому +2

      We never will invaded.

    • @RandomboiSam
      @RandomboiSam 5 років тому +26

      But you got invaded in BOTH world wars

    • @josephmartinez3109
      @josephmartinez3109 5 років тому +1

      Or luxoumborg

    • @gentbelgium4889
      @gentbelgium4889 5 років тому

      @@RandomboiSam Germany vs France is not a world war and we have 10 nukes now.

    • @RandomboiSam
      @RandomboiSam 5 років тому +2

      @@gentbelgium4889 "We"?? Are you reffering to france or germany?

  • @_armoricat_
    @_armoricat_ 5 років тому +587

    Germany: I'm invading Paris
    France: Nope
    Germany: I'm invading Paris again
    France: Nope
    Germany: I'm invad-
    France: Nope

    • @kinhoo18
      @kinhoo18 5 років тому +7

      kk good one

    • @matthewstone2545
      @matthewstone2545 5 років тому +33

      Continued...
      France: I'm invading Berlin
      Germany: NEIN!!!!
      *germany has left the chat*

    • @pakistanball2983
      @pakistanball2983 5 років тому +11

      @@matthewstone2545
      Russia: Hey back off France! Invading Berlin is my job!

    • @UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776
      @UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776 5 років тому +3

      *_Nope_*

    • @haisangko7942
      @haisangko7942 5 років тому +3

      I thought France was surrender land

  • @linnymiddy
    @linnymiddy 5 років тому +157

    France after war:Im blocking your access to belgium.
    Germany:Netherlands :)
    Netherlands:Oh...
    Belgium:AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Kanal17288
    @Kanal17288 5 років тому +204

    PHEW i am not being invaded this time 🇧🇪🇧🇪

    • @pakistanball2983
      @pakistanball2983 5 років тому +6

      So why not eat popcorn?

    • @Kanal17288
      @Kanal17288 5 років тому +8

      @@pakistanball2983 i like more waffles 😁

    • @pakistanball2983
      @pakistanball2983 5 років тому +5

      @@Kanal17288
      *wonderwaffles wants to know your location* unless you dont get the reference.

    • @IuIianus
      @IuIianus 5 років тому +3

      @@pakistanball2983 dude that guy is a fake Belgium 🙄🙃

    • @pakistanball2983
      @pakistanball2983 5 років тому +6

      @@IuIianus
      Really? Damn son.... well not that it matters.

  • @brazilorsmth5623
    @brazilorsmth5623 5 років тому +416

    I think this HOI4 game is broken

  • @incofex6676
    @incofex6676 3 роки тому +172

    Its the complete opposite way around, in the beginning France would have the upper hand due to their lack of military restrictions, but Germany has a much better industry and economy, so once that's focused on the war, then Germany will win.

    • @scrumptiousbee1032
      @scrumptiousbee1032 3 роки тому +32

      Germany tried to go for a surprise attack, but then used all its military resources on that initial invasion. France then passed through the untrained German reserves. Your scenario is still more realistic though.

    • @burgundygenevian1879
      @burgundygenevian1879 3 роки тому +7

      Bruh this is military not economy

    • @incofex6676
      @incofex6676 3 роки тому +26

      @@burgundygenevian1879 having a large industry means you can produce more tanks

    • @vadimaxx
      @vadimaxx 3 роки тому +7

      France 300 nuke

    • @ramirezyoutubeyt2373
      @ramirezyoutubeyt2373 3 роки тому +1

      @@incofex6676 no look at the world map dumbass it says that France is 7th and Germany is 13th so dumb

  • @claremi
    @claremi 3 роки тому +70

    No one:
    Each one war in Age of Civilizations be like:

  • @kebap5866
    @kebap5866 3 роки тому +12

    Support Germany🇹🇷🇩🇪
    #Peace 🇹🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷

  • @kereoblox9041
    @kereoblox9041 3 роки тому +82

    France: wins the war
    Also France: splits Belgium from Germany
    Germany: dang no world wars again :(

    • @robamamapping3698
      @robamamapping3698 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/krJawkVnmME/v-deo.html

    • @CR7-Goatnaldo-900
      @CR7-Goatnaldo-900 2 роки тому

      They can go into the Netherlands and then go to Belgium

    • @plsdontask9423
      @plsdontask9423 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @Wilhelm_Thell
      @Wilhelm_Thell 2 роки тому

      ... you can also go through the Netherlands and then Belgium

    • @Zer0ytofc
      @Zer0ytofc 2 роки тому

      @@CR7-Goatnaldo-900 dont give germany ideas dude

  • @50shekels
    @50shekels 3 роки тому +71

    Germany: go through Belgium:
    General: but sir there’s no maginot li-
    Germany: go through Belgium

    • @robamamapping3698
      @robamamapping3698 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/krJawkVnmME/v-deo.html

    • @Directed2212
      @Directed2212 3 роки тому

      @@robamamapping3698 STOP SPAM OR I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET

    • @SyntaxIsChillin
      @SyntaxIsChillin 2 роки тому

      I laughed at that one ngl

    • @1x0YT
      @1x0YT 2 роки тому

      Belgium is a roadway.

  • @TylerS37
    @TylerS37 5 років тому +75

    **Frederick I, Frederick William I, William I, Wilhelm II laughter in the background**
    Me: this video is a joke XD

    • @GeneralissimusStalin17
      @GeneralissimusStalin17 5 років тому +1

      *laughs in Adolf Hitler*

    • @AnimationFanboy2k4
      @AnimationFanboy2k4 5 років тому

      For Illigal reason that's a joke,for Illigal reason that's a joke, for serious Nazi and German mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke.

    • @richbitch836
      @richbitch836 5 років тому +1

      Suvada Spicer Napoleon laughs about your comment. Lol

    • @YujiroHanmaaaa
      @YujiroHanmaaaa 3 роки тому

      Friedrich* not Frederick

    • @basedkaiser5352
      @basedkaiser5352 3 роки тому +1

      Laughs in Napoleon

  • @skjdief3816
    @skjdief3816 5 років тому +29

    maybe make few vids like these 3 examples
    Uk vs Netherlands vs Germany vs France vs Denmark
    Argentina vs Chile vs Peru vs Bolivia
    Australia vs Indonesia vs Papuan New Guinea vs Malaysia vs Thailand
    edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE HEART

  • @epiccrik4521
    @epiccrik4521 5 років тому +80

    Germany: *Invades 10 cm of France*
    France: I surrender!
    Edit:Its just a joke!Dont take it serious.

    • @epiccrik4521
      @epiccrik4521 5 років тому +4

      @@vasoconvict no u

    • @joao-jn3ck
      @joao-jn3ck 5 років тому

      No

    • @alb4150
      @alb4150 5 років тому +3

      @@vasoconvict i hope your joking

    • @guillaumelegoff4152
      @guillaumelegoff4152 5 років тому +7

      They dont know history of France it is just that, they are stupid kids

    • @alb4150
      @alb4150 5 років тому +1

      @@guillaumelegoff4152 andreitatu was joking

  • @Hyp0mania34
    @Hyp0mania34 4 роки тому +7

    Germany: **declares war on France again**
    France: *the tables have turned my friend.*

  • @nationalistslovakia206
    @nationalistslovakia206 5 років тому +37

    Support and love Deutschland, from Slovakia 🇸🇰❤️🇩🇪

  • @0megax788
    @0megax788 5 років тому +46

    R.i.p. Germany ;^;
    I still luv u in my heart (tf)
    from France x)

    • @azzamj.9023
      @azzamj.9023 5 років тому +1

      lol wut

    • @gentbelgium4889
      @gentbelgium4889 5 років тому

      Fuck You Billy Chan.

    • @gentbelgium4889
      @gentbelgium4889 5 років тому +3

      Now in my map don't exist a country France.
      But it's Islamic Democratic Republic of Arabian Europas!
      Hehe

    • @gotakunn
      @gotakunn 5 років тому +1

      wait. that's illegal

  • @thealt8038
    @thealt8038 4 роки тому +38

    1:00 no Belgium for you

  • @eurovisionsongcontestSWZ
    @eurovisionsongcontestSWZ 5 років тому +36

    Support France 🇫🇷
    Respect Germany 🇩🇪
    From Greece 🇬🇷

  • @Megazucker
    @Megazucker 4 роки тому +26

    0:14 me in hearts of iron iv:

  • @jBread28
    @jBread28 5 років тому +27

    Nah, in a short conflict France would win but given enough time, Germany (with it's superior tech and bigger population) would emerge victorious. That is if they could hold the line long enough, perhaps by retreating behind the Rhine and setting up a system of trenches, or some kind of artillery wall. In this case they seem to have failed that.
    Great vid still.

    • @quixzynations
      @quixzynations 2 роки тому

      we saw that in ww1 lmfao

    • @Papepatine
      @Papepatine 2 роки тому +1

      If they retreat behind the Rhine then they lost a huge part of their population and industry, so it doesn't work.

    • @Soap.--
      @Soap.-- 2 роки тому

      @@Papepatine i think u have no idea where Rhine is located they would only lose saarland

    • @Papepatine
      @Papepatine 2 роки тому

      @@Soap.-- This is not me who admitted they would retreat in Rhineland but the author of this comment

    • @Soap.--
      @Soap.-- 2 роки тому

      @@Papepatine u said they would lose huge part of industry and population. And no they wouldn't.
      Im talking to YOU. Because Rhine is only behind saarland. And that's not a huge part of industry and population

  • @ktjthhc1979
    @ktjthhc1979 3 роки тому +7

    I like how France took the stuff west of the Rhine River. Now they just need Luxembourg, Belgium and southern Netherlands.

  • @emmanueleliseovalverde4930
    @emmanueleliseovalverde4930 3 роки тому +16

    Support Germany from México 🇲🇽 ♥️🇩🇪

    • @noleasesto2313
      @noleasesto2313 3 роки тому +2

      UK: Hey EEUU see this coment
      EEUU: *trigered*
      *EEUU declarate war on Germany*

    • @Directed2212
      @Directed2212 3 роки тому

      @@noleasesto2313 Germany took Paris so Germany won

    • @thebluepanda9475
      @thebluepanda9475 2 роки тому

      @@Directed2212 pff you just want our country win

    • @DyvsonCZ
      @DyvsonCZ Рік тому +1

      Support Mexico from Czechia 🇨🇿❤️🇲🇽

    • @Zyxl-
      @Zyxl- 10 місяців тому +1

      Yo igual bro

  • @alexbauer502
    @alexbauer502 4 роки тому +4

    When France uses the blitzkrieg more than Germany itself:

  • @DanieleGuardione
    @DanieleGuardione 3 роки тому +11

    Support to France from Italy!

  • @daylymemes7731
    @daylymemes7731 2 роки тому +1

    Germany:not again
    France: That was so close to capitulate

  • @tommaso502
    @tommaso502 3 роки тому +9

    Respect for Germany from France 🇫🇷❤️🇩🇪

  • @powagucho222
    @powagucho222 4 роки тому +5

    1:14
    Belgium: yey!! Germany surrendered!! Now I’m finally safe………
    1:16
    France: “completely surrounds Belgium”
    Belgium: Oh no

  • @yesyes3457
    @yesyes3457 4 роки тому +10

    Inaccurate: France didn’t surrender and Italy didn’t switch sides

  • @hungen9482
    @hungen9482 5 років тому +59

    I thought you will make Germany win lol. But you didn't, of course France has more strong military.

    • @erichschreiber5561
      @erichschreiber5561 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ftk3103
      @ftk3103 4 роки тому +17

      @@erichschreiber5561 Bro PEN is right, if you look the number and the quality of their tanks, aircrafts, navy... their army is really superior. And obviously, France has nuclear weapons.

    • @j.c-6424
      @j.c-6424 4 роки тому +10

      @@ftk3103 Germany has more population and more economical power so after all it would win

    • @ftk3103
      @ftk3103 4 роки тому +14

      @@j.c-6424 Population doesn't make victory. Yes there is more germans than french, but german population is older. And they have a better economy? France just have to use its nuclear weapons to destroy german factories and decrease the morale of Germany.

    • @j.c-6424
      @j.c-6424 4 роки тому +11

      @@ftk3103 No one will use nuclear weapons. If they use those its pretty much risking losing allies

  • @lightestseed
    @lightestseed 5 років тому +17

    100% unrealistic, Germany would’ve invaded Belgium first

  • @bertjanbeens7232
    @bertjanbeens7232 5 років тому +13

    i know an good idea: the nethelands vs belgium!

  • @computer3952
    @computer3952 5 років тому +15

    My englishbook: Germany is bigger than France. Me: wut?

    • @lepimond4605
      @lepimond4605 4 роки тому +2

      Germany *will* soon be bigger than France 😎😎😎

    • @zubrifikusummuk
      @zubrifikusummuk 4 роки тому

      @@lepimond4605 why

    • @mobanguik1340
      @mobanguik1340 4 роки тому +1

      Your englishbook like Bush and french bashing...

    • @invalidnoun4746
      @invalidnoun4746 3 роки тому

      @Scientasy-Guy and Turkey

    • @blank1673
      @blank1673 3 роки тому

      @Scientasy-Guy but france has a way more powerful military

  • @vader4418
    @vader4418 3 роки тому +3

    Austrian and Switzerland support for Germany we are 1 nation

    • @noleasesto2313
      @noleasesto2313 3 роки тому +1

      After war in the treaty
      ARTICLE 1
      Nobody cant attack Switzerland in the next 200 years

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 2 роки тому +1

      true we all germans

  • @ceianalimagno8973
    @ceianalimagno8973 5 років тому +12

    0:24
    France: Omae wo mou shinderu
    Germany: NANI?!?!??!?!??!

    • @azeromega8509
      @azeromega8509 5 років тому +2

      France is a very very very very very very old and powerful country

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 5 років тому +2

      @@azeromega8509
      *Prussia has joined the server*

    • @sans527
      @sans527 4 роки тому

      @@mirzahamzabaig5667 dude
      Prussia as been beaten so much time by France look history you will see

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 роки тому

      @@sans527
      I know about 3 times..

    • @sans527
      @sans527 4 роки тому

      @@mirzahamzabaig5667 so thats would more
      *Prussia has left the server*

  • @crkcrk702
    @crkcrk702 3 роки тому +9

    Hey mapper i love how realistic it was for France to take west side of the Rhine instead of random territories

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 2 роки тому

      yeah because it dosen´t make them revolt and give it back

  • @kadash7126
    @kadash7126 5 років тому +9

    LOVE FRANCE FROM CZECHIA!!

  • @gloryps2781
    @gloryps2781 5 років тому +8

    france didn't surrender when germany walked into paris. THAT JUST RUINED MY IMMERSION!

    • @aaa-vx8ke
      @aaa-vx8ke 4 роки тому

      kebab dank what the hell are you saying

    • @mrronron7328
      @mrronron7328 4 роки тому

      @@aaa-vx8ke facts

  • @cupacartoon991
    @cupacartoon991 2 роки тому +3

    Germany has double France's economy but France has twice as powerful army as Germany.

  • @AnonymousL16
    @AnonymousL16 5 років тому

    Germany: oh shit, should we blitzkreig?
    France: too late.

  • @jonahpaley5725
    @jonahpaley5725 2 роки тому +1

    The entire French railway network is hooked up to Paris. Realistically, France would have capitulated the moment the Germans took Paris.

  • @woutje1
    @woutje1 3 роки тому +5

    Benelux: yum te popcorn tastes good

  • @nicxe1204
    @nicxe1204 3 роки тому +6

    Nobody...
    France: Here we go again

    • @Isdeka02
      @Isdeka02 3 роки тому

      Why do you leave a space

  • @ahuasltlianm
    @ahuasltlianm 3 роки тому +4

    Germany : invades paris almost 4 times and gets pushed back
    France : invades berlin once and germany surrenders

    • @sosobel5843
      @sosobel5843 3 роки тому +2

      France is the best country of the world

    • @Trainspider514
      @Trainspider514 2 роки тому

      ​@Mickael D. Olivier 🇩🇪🤝🇩🇪♥️🇫🇷🤝🇫🇷

  • @Trainspider514
    @Trainspider514 2 роки тому +1

    Don't simulate a war between friends!🇩🇪♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🇫🇷

  • @marklaurencemacindo8908
    @marklaurencemacindo8908 3 роки тому

    Netherlands:Oh who is this
    France:France, your new neighbor

  • @schnitzthegermanofficer6241
    @schnitzthegermanofficer6241 4 роки тому +8

    germany 1871 : alsace - loraine is german
    france 2020 : cologne-frankfurt is french

  • @dablb
    @dablb 5 років тому +8

    Good but there was a little mistake.
    France would surrender at 0:00

  • @somenameiguess6531
    @somenameiguess6531 5 років тому +5

    Germany:gets 1mm of teritory
    France:I SURRENDER!!

    • @Sk1r0ss
      @Sk1r0ss 5 років тому +1

      @@jibe2817 mamma mia, che francese incazzato!!!! 😂😂😂😂 🇮🇹💓🇫🇷

    • @mael_7479
      @mael_7479 5 років тому +1

      @@jibe2817 XD t'facon c'est la France qui gagne car c'est la 5ème puissance mondial ( militaire)

    • @jibe2817
      @jibe2817 5 років тому +1

      @@mael_7479 Ouais

    • @Frimpa-MJEB
      @Frimpa-MJEB 3 роки тому +1

      @@mael_7479 Et la nation avance le plus de batailles gagnées au monde ua-cam.com/video/xgLKVaJwpXY/v-deo.html

  • @GeorgeJacks2012
    @GeorgeJacks2012 Рік тому +1

    Allied france: SAY GOODBYE!
    Nazi Germany: Oh shoot.

  • @BetoNetwork
    @BetoNetwork 3 роки тому +2

    Realistic to start minus the first mad dash for Paris. However in a prolonged war the longer Germany fought, the harder it would be for France to beat them due to larger economy and population.

    • @aled845
      @aled845 4 місяці тому

      Nukes + better armament + 100000 more soldiers + navy + air force... France demolishes

    • @BetoNetwork
      @BetoNetwork 4 місяці тому

      @@aled845 A to start, B germany isn't as exposed navy wise as france is making it less important

  • @mexicobasado8177
    @mexicobasado8177 4 роки тому +4

    I got a bad grade at french at school, so Im here to have some funny entretainment

  • @starmapperhdmr8226
    @starmapperhdmr8226 6 років тому +19

    i think France would win at this point even if germany has a stable army germany sound still win at first wave but France would still win

    • @emilangen1076
      @emilangen1076 5 років тому +5

      Nope I thing Germany would win

    • @daninborovina2075
      @daninborovina2075 4 роки тому +6

      It's opposite,Germany has way larger economy and population.

    • @mightyelf2660
      @mightyelf2660 4 роки тому +2

      @Mr. Hamster France's army was better at the start of WW2 also...

    • @leviops4244
      @leviops4244 4 роки тому

      @@mightyelf2660 remember the Ardennes that Split the french army in half that the reason why France lost, sometime Strategy is important

    • @diamondsky3787
      @diamondsky3787 4 роки тому +3

      @@emilangen1076 france have the biggest army of the eu of course they would win

  • @EternalFaith_ICXC
    @EternalFaith_ICXC 4 роки тому +8

    Me:watches this video till the end
    Also me:*angry german noises

  • @vivelafrance3080
    @vivelafrance3080 3 роки тому +2

    Nice! 😎🇨🇵😎🇨🇵😎🇨🇵

  • @blink_5554
    @blink_5554 3 роки тому

    Germany:My shape is pizza
    Also Germany:France attacked me ,but also pizza as before

  • @vikarhu3372
    @vikarhu3372 5 років тому +8

    Show this to Napoleon and Louis the 14th and they'll literally give you 1 million in gold

    • @fan_srpelo
      @fan_srpelo 4 роки тому

      Wich one of the napoleons?

  • @ims6671
    @ims6671 5 років тому +26

    France have a better millitary (Germany have the 10th but France have the 5th), because of simple cause.
    France are one of the ones that won WW2 and one of the big five and they just want france to be stronger (I konw Germany is one of the good nations in the world and its help its economy, millitary and technology).

    • @skjdief3816
      @skjdief3816 5 років тому +1

      France actually have around 6th, 7th or 8th strongest.
      1. USA
      2. Russia
      3. China
      4: India
      5:Uk

    • @Modnar_
      @Modnar_ 5 років тому +6

      @@skjdief3816 Uk is 6th France is on #5

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 років тому +4

      France is 5th

    • @thecreepypastafandomisdead3060
      @thecreepypastafandomisdead3060 5 років тому +6

      Well they did not won WWll because Germany used Blitzkrieg and beat them in a month so Germany may be less powerful than France but just to remember. 1 in WWl if France allies did not help him they would have been defeated by Germany. 2 In WWll Germany used Blitzkrieg and beat them in 1 month. So Germany still is better. Oh and another thing Germany has better technologie by tanks,airforce and of course Tactics.

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 років тому +3

      @@thecreepypastafandomisdead3060 True

  • @suomimapperi1063
    @suomimapperi1063 6 років тому +33

    Germany has more people and better technology.

    • @gregorypillot6382
      @gregorypillot6382 5 років тому +9

      Mappi7 France has a way way better tchnology

    • @Timmmm1603
      @Timmmm1603 5 років тому +2

      @@gregorypillot6382 NOOO

    • @gregorypillot6382
      @gregorypillot6382 5 років тому +3

      / 1603 there is no debate that s a fact

    • @Cornponetheape
      @Cornponetheape 5 років тому +11

      @@Timmmm1603 dude just face the truth Germany probably would have won in the past and maybe in the future and I admit germany has a better economy then Russia India France and UK but France has a better military but Germany has a better economy but overall France would currently win in a war with France.
      Edit: Omg thx again for living my comment.

    • @walid9460
      @walid9460 5 років тому +3

      France has 300 nukes, Germany has 0.

  • @pop-1208
    @pop-1208 3 роки тому +2

    I would like to see the compilation of all wars with germany and how borders will look

  • @firebro6737
    @firebro6737 6 місяців тому

    Germany: i have a idea, i just use belgium as a autobahn!
    France: if you do it the whole world will atack you+ my millitary rank is higher nowdays.
    Germany: scheiße...

  • @zxcv1543
    @zxcv1543 5 років тому +3

    I expected France would capitulate in the first nanosecond of the war. Can you make a parody video with this idea?

  • @KEDON
    @KEDON 5 років тому +24

    Y a-t-il des francophones dans les commentaires ?😁😂

    • @holius1
      @holius1 5 років тому +2

      Oui

    • @sans527
      @sans527 4 роки тому +5

      Ouep
      Allons botter le cul de ses putains de French basher à la con

    • @sans527
      @sans527 4 роки тому +2

      @NightLight Ok ?

    • @Titi-lq1tj
      @Titi-lq1tj 4 роки тому +2

      Bien évidemment kestu crois

    • @richieforce1119
      @richieforce1119 3 роки тому +2

      Qui, mais je suis Allemagne

  • @holyroller67
    @holyroller67 5 років тому +5

    How about:
    Argentina Vs Brazil
    Spain Vs France
    Botswana Vs S. Africa
    UAE Vs Oman
    Qatar Vs Bahrain
    Russia Vs Finland
    Baltics Vs Scandinavians
    Lesotho Vs Swaziland
    Let me know if some of these have already been done.

    • @anti-spiral159
      @anti-spiral159 3 роки тому

      You can't put Argentina agains't a giant like Brazil, is like economically broken Germany vs Russia

  • @dam8944
    @dam8944 4 роки тому +1

    Germany: (captures Paris 2 times)
    France: this isn’t WW2 u know
    Germany: prove it
    France: *poor choice of words*

  • @stickhatmihx984
    @stickhatmihx984 4 роки тому

    2020: France is normal.
    2036: France is patting his Germany's butt.

  • @ErixMapping
    @ErixMapping 5 років тому +4

    *France* :REVENGE FROM THE WARS!
    *Germany*: *NOOOO!*

  • @ervelinematezondombasi2184
    @ervelinematezondombasi2184 3 роки тому +4

    Moi je préfère la France 🇫🇷.

  • @nikolaibaier8853
    @nikolaibaier8853 3 роки тому +5

    I actually think if a war only between these two countries brakes out (wich is basically impossible) when actually france would be first winning since they have currently better military but Germany would catch up as it has more industrial capacity and political influence and power and would be in long term winning

    • @strasbourgeois1
      @strasbourgeois1 2 роки тому

      They have huge military restrictions, and can only jointly increase budget in allied causes such as the War on Terror. I don’t think they’d win this time around.

    • @rafaelahlert8050
      @rafaelahlert8050 2 роки тому +2

      @@strasbourgeois1 yeah but in this scenario there wouldnt be any restrictions so germany would build a Massive Well equipped military

    • @strasbourgeois1
      @strasbourgeois1 2 роки тому

      @@rafaelahlert8050 this scenario didn’t specify such

    • @VenusEvan_1885
      @VenusEvan_1885 Рік тому

      @@strasbourgeois1 Germany can invade the whole France in 24 hours if it wants, Germany is much stronger and richer

  • @zeldius3397
    @zeldius3397 3 роки тому +1

    Rip Germany’s Economy
    Like to pay respect

  • @PhysiologyShark
    @PhysiologyShark 4 роки тому +1

    This time France didn't surrender

  • @jaegerextremist5561
    @jaegerextremist5561 5 років тому +3

    Woaw la France a prit sa revanche de 39-45 😨Mais faite pas là guerre sa ne sert a rien😉😘😋

    • @durres0014
      @durres0014 5 років тому +4

      Tout le monde dit que la France abandonne mais c'est le pays qui a
      Le plus de victoires en terme de batailles et elle a le général le plus puissant de l'histoire Napoléon ( en terme de victoire)

    • @sosobel5843
      @sosobel5843 3 роки тому +1

      @@durres0014 on aime l'Albanie

  • @introxz_2625
    @introxz_2625 4 роки тому +5

    0:18 germany: let's go for Paris France will difenetly surrender!

  • @Faolan03
    @Faolan03 5 років тому +6

    I think France would conquer German teretorries first but than Germany would slowly getting better because of higher population and better economy and would push France back to Paris

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 років тому

      Nearly impossible

    • @Faolan03
      @Faolan03 5 років тому

      @@trollinape2697 why?

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 11 місяців тому

      ​​@@Faolan03Much of the german economy is tied to the Rhine region. A region which would be target nr 1 for France due to the fact that the loss of the region would cripple the german industry and economy.
      France simply has too many troops, better planes and better armour, in larger quantities.
      Germany could maybe hope to stop the french at the Rhine, but that would result in one of it's most important regions, like I previously said.

  • @JupiterVortex
    @JupiterVortex 2 роки тому

    For people who keeps saying germany should go through belgium, its not. Maginot line isn't used militaristically now, so they can cross there although its not easy, its way easier than invading belgium

  • @SwissPtfs
    @SwissPtfs 3 роки тому

    USA : On today's comedy show, we have Stalin! applauds
    Stalin : Thank you everyone, now for the joke. MOSCOW!
    USA : What do the 2 judges think?
    Hitler : I don't get it.
    Napoleon : Bad joke, even though I get it,
    Stalin : Of course you don't, Germany. You also don't. Germany will not just get Moscow like that!
    USA : Maybe a joke that Germany can understand?
    Napoleon : You're such an idiot, Stalin. I'm still gonna let you say one final jo-
    Stalin : Okay then... Paris
    Hitler: I get it too
    Napoleon : Wait...

  • @spidyspidy1340
    @spidyspidy1340 3 роки тому +4

    This is the most unrealistic thing I’ve ever seen, Germany manpower 83 million france only 66 million but yeah they win 👏🏻 Germany’s industry also way better this is just nonsense

    • @theedgar1239
      @theedgar1239 3 роки тому +2

      Germany doesn't even have a massive army to this day lol. Germany shouldn't have been able to push to Paris realistictly

    • @spidyspidy1340
      @spidyspidy1340 3 роки тому +1

      @@theedgar1239 I‘m a German so I think a have kinda more knowledge than you yes Germany doesn’t have a good army but more manpower and with the large industry they have they will after a short time over produce France so it‘s better logic that at the beginning France is pushing Germany back but then the German industry strikes and destroyes France

    • @theedgar1239
      @theedgar1239 3 роки тому

      @@spidyspidy1340 I see your point of view. But considering the fact that France already have over a million active personnel, while Germany is restricted to a small number. France would perform better and be able to capture the rich region of the Rhine while Germany would still be recruiting/drilling more men in the meantime. It would be a blitz for France in reality.

    • @theblackdinos8465
      @theblackdinos8465 3 роки тому

      @@spidyspidy1340 you really think Germany Can invade France whitout invade belgium ? The maginot line will make Germany in trouble

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 2 роки тому

      @@theedgar1239 i m german and the rhine land has almost no industry anymore you can take it

  • @bakhytdauletova9203
    @bakhytdauletova9203 5 років тому +5

    Germany has OP Technology and ECONOMY so Germany Win

    • @vasoconvict
      @vasoconvict 5 років тому +2

      lol "op technologly" and "economy", dude, they just are in greed, they caused greek debt! and the economy of germany is decreasing, how nice

    • @bakhytdauletova9203
      @bakhytdauletova9203 5 років тому

      @@vasoconvict you are

    • @bluepikman7851
      @bluepikman7851 5 років тому +4

      @@bakhytdauletova9203 France only lost to Germany in WW2 only because they still used bad WW1 tactics, and Germany is nowhere near as powerful as it was in the first half of the 20th century (In terms of Military]. France now has a powerful military and modern day tactics, and they also have nukes, while Germany isn't even allowed to make nukes. Basically, if this happened in modern day, part of Germany would now be France.

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 5 років тому

      Omg please nerf germany

    • @renecasso
      @renecasso 4 роки тому +3

      @@bluepikman7851 You're right

  • @eggheadproductions8019
    @eggheadproductions8019 3 роки тому +3

    Germany definitaly has the capacity to win a war against France if it wanted to, but right now France would definitaly win.

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 2 роки тому

      no
      rather die without training than be french

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 11 місяців тому

      No it does not. France's military is too powerful and the most of the fighting would be taking place in the region of the Rhine, which will make german industry there inoperable and thus would cripple the german economy.

  • @ateium2409
    @ateium2409 3 роки тому +1

    I'm pretty sure that France could sweep it's way to the Rhine at first but then be slowly pushed back due to Germany's superior economy..

    • @Papepatine
      @Papepatine 2 роки тому

      If Germany lost the Rhine then they lost their economy and industry

  • @notajavaplayer9133
    @notajavaplayer9133 2 роки тому +1

    very realistic i like it

  • @shawnn7216
    @shawnn7216 5 років тому +16

    france would *surrender*

    • @ChristopheCheneau
      @ChristopheCheneau 5 років тому +1

      No

    • @bork6856
      @bork6856 5 років тому

      www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/qi/8080884/Quite-Interesting-the-QI-cabinet-of-curiosity.html (second new), but for you the thirst is interesting.

    • @vasoconvict
      @vasoconvict 5 років тому

      no, they won 1,900 battles dickhead

    • @Frimpa-MJEB
      @Frimpa-MJEB 3 роки тому +1

      France would-- ua-cam.com/video/xgLKVaJwpXY/v-deo.html
      Oops sorry, can you tell me one more time?

  • @kinhoo18
    @kinhoo18 5 років тому +3

    you give hearts to everyone but not to the hate comments
    you must be a *HEARTLESS* person
    **badun tss**

  • @nextscropion7553
    @nextscropion7553 4 роки тому +3

    This is unrealistic. Here’s a realistic one: Germany invades France, France nukes Germany, BOOM! War ended

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 роки тому

      That's fucking boring.

    • @YRes-dt4ns
      @YRes-dt4ns 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @anti-spiral159
      @anti-spiral159 3 роки тому

      Germany uses their missil defense, and because it's the strongest in Europe, the damage will be lowed. Things just got worse for France ( For the moral to them)

    • @nicole4607
      @nicole4607 3 роки тому

      @@anti-spiral159 are you aware that nuclear weapons are undetectable and cannot be stopped? Nuclear weapons are not missiles.

    • @anti-spiral159
      @anti-spiral159 3 роки тому

      This was 6 months ago, and was a joke.

  • @pizzadepasta802
    @pizzadepasta802 4 роки тому

    Belgium and other European countries to Germany : *Ah are you okay ? need some help*

  • @Nikitoskh
    @Nikitoskh 4 роки тому +1

    Started like it was based on dumb historical memes, ended quite fair. Great job.

  • @Blazer-vp7uk
    @Blazer-vp7uk 3 роки тому +2

    Germany doesn’t even have an army should be easy dub for France

    • @sub-zer0189
      @sub-zer0189 3 роки тому +2

      Germany has a combined 200,000 personnel to France’s 300,000, its not that big of a difference, and if Germany started emergency mobilization, they could mobilize more troops in the long run seeing as they have a 20 million population difference, i’m not sure what your talking about...

    • @Blazer-vp7uk
      @Blazer-vp7uk 3 роки тому

      @@sub-zer0189 they are defensive troops so they can’t attack if they attacked using those troops places like the uk would get involved since they haven’t had an attacking army since ww2

    • @burgundygenevian1879
      @burgundygenevian1879 3 роки тому +1

      Germany hasn’t even an airforce
      France is ranked 7th in the world while Germany is 12th
      France has 300 nukes, Germany has 0

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 2 роки тому +1

      @@burgundygenevian1879 germany hase more nato vaulue france not

  • @nanyemdod7950
    @nanyemdod7950 5 років тому +4

    It's Instant Karma

  • @АблайРожков
    @АблайРожков 5 років тому +3

    WTF, WHY THIS BOI DIDN'T INVADE IN BELGIUM?

  • @charlesthegreat815
    @charlesthegreat815 4 роки тому

    Germany: haha well we won already
    France: hold my white flag

  • @benjaminallen3493
    @benjaminallen3493 2 роки тому

    This guys videos are so ridiculously formatted the red side attacks the blue side even managing to Kate the the capitol, then from seemingly nowhere, the blue side makes a huge come back and defeats the red side.

    • @adamisadamplays
      @adamisadamplays 8 місяців тому

      the capital wasn’t taken it was encircled

  • @hernimaniak2379
    @hernimaniak2379 5 років тому +5

    thought france is gonna lose at first

  • @Volti5574
    @Volti5574 4 роки тому +5

    This is unrealistic France has around the same amount of everything with germany but germany has a better GDP there for germany would be able to take France and hold Paris for months/days

    • @franceball4584
      @franceball4584 4 роки тому +2

      France has a better army you know

    • @Volti5574
      @Volti5574 4 роки тому +2

      @@franceball4584 Yes but Germany has the biggest European economy and leader of EU everyone would be against France and germany can simply put tons of money into military research

    • @franceball4584
      @franceball4584 4 роки тому +2

      @@Volti5574 Germany isnt the leader of Eu

    • @franceball4584
      @franceball4584 4 роки тому +2

      @@Volti5574 still but don't you think if Germany attack France first everyone would be against Germany like Usa or Uk

    • @franceball4584
      @franceball4584 4 роки тому +2

      @@Volti5574 and anyways Germany and France are friends

  • @affanzubaer5016
    @affanzubaer5016 6 років тому +3

    Germany no more aircraft carriers.

    • @Timmmm1603
      @Timmmm1603 5 років тому

      Aircraft carrier isnt all you Idiot

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 років тому +1

      @@Timmmm1603 But France has better military on land water and air

    • @atakanozturk8878
      @atakanozturk8878 7 місяців тому +1

      Germany hasn't anything. France military is best in the world. Germany is s*cking.

  • @johnathanquare2390
    @johnathanquare2390 3 роки тому +1

    Beginning of the video: Prussia moment
    France: Uno reverse
    2nd invasion by Germany: We got you now bitch
    France: Uno reverse
    3rd Invasion: haha we took alsace lorraine-
    France: VIVE LE' EMPEREUR

  • @japhethdwyer9265
    @japhethdwyer9265 3 роки тому

    Belgium Luxembourg Netherlands and Switzerland: 👁👄👁🎥