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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Sorry but website with templates and plans is now down thanks to hackers and running costs.
    I've always wanted to make a solid aluminum pencil just to see if it could be done. The answer is yes, an in real life it feels and looks beautiful. Even if it is a little hard to sharpen :-)
    To make the pencil I filed down 8mm aluminium tube with an internal hole of just over 3mm. After burning off the case from a 3mm cored artists pencil, I mixed some clear casting epoxy with the coarse and fine filings saved from the filling & sanding process.
    In the UK I used Easy Composites resin (not affiliated in any way) This was sucked up the aluminum tube and plugged off with the graphite pencil core in place. On the top, fine sanded aluminium mixed with epoxy acted as an end to the pencil, and as a fill reservoir.
    Two days later is was polished and sharpened...
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    Copying anything you see in this video or on the website is done at your own risk entirely, the purpose of the video is to entertain and educate, not to emulate.

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  • @ochoaboyy4064
    @ochoaboyy4064 5 років тому +10799

    felt like i was watching a HowToBasic video except he actually made something

  • @akapantsusenpai181
    @akapantsusenpai181 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine pencil fighting with this guy.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.zmxwa

  • @massimo1810
    @massimo1810 3 роки тому

    This video is strangely entertaining and super well made

  • @Richard-4
    @Richard-4 3 роки тому

    Yo this was a very smart idea. Using the drill battery to burn the wood around the lead... genius

  • @ryanr1027
    @ryanr1027 3 роки тому

    the over engineering of a pencil. Beautiful sight!

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.dxiaa

  • @S0ulGh0st
    @S0ulGh0st 3 роки тому

    The wood burning idea was big brain l, but that sharpener design got my heart.

  • @mnemonyss
    @mnemonyss 3 роки тому

    I thoroughly enjoyed watching this. Your creativity is amazing!

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.vpvva

  • @flashly2218
    @flashly2218 3 роки тому

    John wick : you made it easier for me , lets give a try ! 😂

  • @_aashi
    @_aashi 3 роки тому +2

    Oh come on!
    We know that the lead can still be broken 😏

  • @SerpentineSilk
    @SerpentineSilk 3 роки тому +1

    This has actually been done historically.......there is a (not so well known) kung fu weapon called "the judge's pen" or just " judge's pen....It's a metal calligraphy brush but instead of bristles it has a sharp point, similar to the way a calligraphy brush is shaped....meant for close quarter, short stabbing spike.....🖌

  • @wafflegamer2647
    @wafflegamer2647 5 років тому +6

    You'll need a diamond pencil to make it strong enough for Chuck Norris.

    • @DMARION
      @DMARION 5 років тому

      Waffle_ Gamer264 That might not even be enough he might accidentally break the diamond

  • @edwintorres2839
    @edwintorres2839 5 років тому +678

    John Wick: I need a pencil...
    Brainfoo: casual or tactical?

    • @charleslindberg829
      @charleslindberg829 5 років тому +32

      John Wick: Yes.

    • @TRPL6
      @TRPL6 5 років тому +3

      Who's brainfoo?

    • @maryamteima
      @maryamteima 5 років тому +5

      The guy who made this video you're watching. The name of the channel

    • @Stavrosaqm
      @Stavrosaqm 5 років тому +1

      Tactical

    • @kindra11111
      @kindra11111 5 років тому +1

      "I need both"
      Brainfoo: "1 gold"

  • @azophi
    @azophi 5 років тому +6829

    Teacher: Yes, you may sharpen your pencil
    Me: *Takes out circular saw*

    • @thesilentone4024
      @thesilentone4024 5 років тому +176

      Lol now that would be something to talk about in school

    • @azophi
      @azophi 5 років тому +20

      @@thesilentone4024 lol

    • @StyxiuSCruX
      @StyxiuSCruX 5 років тому +64

      you sir are mistaken. The "hardcore untameable metalhead pencil pushers' society", aka HUMPPS, will look down on your comment. Obviously this requires a grinder. *Hands you an angle grinder* dont you dare singe the paper with them sparks now ya hear! >XD

    • @Shadowcruise99
      @Shadowcruise99 5 років тому +18

      Amazing how many people bought into your comment, Aarin. Tornike is quite correct, a circular saw isn't going to sharpen anything, it will only shorten it.

    • @C_0_N
      @C_0_N 5 років тому +19

      The eyeball is the sharper 😂

  • @vikipediart
    @vikipediart 3 роки тому +540

    Him: METAL PENCIL!!!
    Me: I call that a fancy pen

    • @kiyodumpz
      @kiyodumpz 3 роки тому

      1st

    • @TravisFabel
      @TravisFabel 3 роки тому +6

      Except it's not. A pen would use ink. This still uses graphite and needs to be sharpened.

    • @vikipediart
      @vikipediart 3 роки тому

      @@TravisFabel then the bigger question is how do you sharpen it?

    • @TravisFabel
      @TravisFabel 3 роки тому +6

      @@vikipediart step one is you watch the video where he makes the pencil. step two is you watch the video where he makes the pencil sharpener.
      He literally makes the pencil sharpener in the video.
      It's two pieces of file, epoxied at an angle from each other... and the pencil is held still by a whole drilled into a curved eyeball.
      Go watch the video again... But this time don't skip the middle.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 роки тому

      I call that a weapon that John Wick hinself used to kill.

  • @mish-al234
    @mish-al234 5 років тому +711

    So he did all that hard work just to get some coconut water?

    • @jayc1048
      @jayc1048 5 років тому +14

      So hard to crack em

    • @equintrinity8678
      @equintrinity8678 5 років тому +5

      He just stabbed the soft part that you can do with a stick

    • @nithansimplay2643
      @nithansimplay2643 5 років тому +2

      it was worth it

    • @noodles7176
      @noodles7176 5 років тому +1

      Not only that....well..yeah that’s ab it...

    • @gititgiitit5450
      @gititgiitit5450 5 років тому +3

      Now I want coconut but just too lazy to make the pencil

  • @jjwp-ql5rv
    @jjwp-ql5rv 5 років тому +2468

    Wooden ❌
    Sharpens easily ❌
    Breaks through coconuts ✔️

    • @technodude458
      @technodude458 5 років тому +12

      Jay WiPL and heads most likely

    • @StyxiuSCruX
      @StyxiuSCruX 5 років тому +4

      sorry, i came in late. Is this the "beginners guide to the magic trick" class offered by Dr. Joe Kerr?

    • @technodude458
      @technodude458 5 років тому +6

      Tornike G no you're looking for the class next door this is the advanced class offered by Mr. John Wick

    • @StyxiuSCruX
      @StyxiuSCruX 5 років тому +3

      @@technodude458 you sure? the advanced class description read "after graduating from beginner's we move onto performing the trick with a more fragile material like glass, plastic pipe, wood and finally straw" maybe im mistaken. ok thanks :)

    • @technodude458
      @technodude458 5 років тому +4

      Tornike G oh yeah that was the old description it got changed last year now the advanced class expands upon what you learn and teaches you how to do it with new objects the beginner class is designed specifically to teach you how to do it with a wooden pencil they figured taking the "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" approach would work

  • @KimCludy0
    @KimCludy0 4 роки тому +2400

    Imagine doing all that and lose the pencil 1st day at school.
    😂

    • @noobgaming-bb6jk
      @noobgaming-bb6jk 4 роки тому +46

      Im gonna cry

    • @yannics4324
      @yannics4324 4 роки тому +78

      Kill them using your Dog, reverse John wick

    • @randomqjhejddv
      @randomqjhejddv 4 роки тому +43

      Then i be like at 5:25

    • @mrsydimurame4601
      @mrsydimurame4601 4 роки тому +7

      No worry after this add some heat in the pencil so he lose his life

    • @KimCludy0
      @KimCludy0 4 роки тому

      @@mrsydimurame4601 Nice but hiw to add the heat? Can u give me a suggestion?

  • @marshallshaw8528
    @marshallshaw8528 3 роки тому +25

    So Creative 👏👏👏
    Because of the economic crisis and the rate of unemployment now is the best time to invest and make money 💯

    • @phillipprose9852
      @phillipprose9852 3 роки тому

      Exactly....nice words

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      @optionguide5893 3 роки тому

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    • @matthijshoagland1083
      @matthijshoagland1083 3 роки тому

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    • @angelinaboettcher2394
      @angelinaboettcher2394 3 роки тому

      @Partrick Kaufman That won't bother you if you trade with a Professional like Mr Ronald Dickson

    • @gracemartines9231
      @gracemartines9231 3 роки тому

      I heard his trading strategies are really good

  • @imchangingaccountnoreason1103
    @imchangingaccountnoreason1103 5 років тому +417

    Teacher: whats taking you long
    Student: sharpening my pencil

  • @Mehriolifts
    @Mehriolifts 5 років тому +374

    Mom: SON ARE YOU SMOKING WEED IN THE HOUSE?
    SON: NO MA I'M MAKING AN ALUMINUM PENCIL

    • @vinnyvidivici
      @vinnyvidivici 5 років тому

      Nightshade _YT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DravicPL
      @DravicPL 5 років тому +6

      Mom: WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT PENCIL FOR?
      Son: I'M TAKING IT TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
      Everyone: Oh.

    • @sabiant.lawson2909
      @sabiant.lawson2909 5 років тому +1

      @@DravicPL the awesome pencil in the universe

    • @SunGodAtomes
      @SunGodAtomes 5 років тому +4

      Sabian T.lawson the awesome grammar

    • @sabiant.lawson2909
      @sabiant.lawson2909 5 років тому

      @@SunGodAtomes why thank you dude

  • @tuptup4104
    @tuptup4104 5 років тому +154

    All this work just to make a pencil
    Someone give this man a tv show

    • @7ccs350
      @7ccs350 5 років тому

      How to basic made a hot dog doorknob he should get one too

  • @jamuse8524
    @jamuse8524 3 роки тому +109

    the joker: " you wana see a magic trick "

    • @Medgator
      @Medgator 3 роки тому +9

      John wick : yeah bro

    • @Urjnot
      @Urjnot 3 роки тому +4

      Joker and John wick are actually brothers

    • @customrestoration5317
      @customrestoration5317 3 роки тому +3

      disappearing pencil 😄

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.vizna

  • @zirjaeger4037
    @zirjaeger4037 5 років тому +719

    Me: [brings angle grinder to school]
    Teacher: You aren’t allowed to have that
    Me: Why? It’s just a pencil sharpener.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 5 років тому +16

      John Wick when he was a kid.

    • @Sabrina45678
      @Sabrina45678 5 років тому +8

      I guess I need to go to sleep because I read that as ginger ale instead of angle grinder and I was VERY confused for a good 10 seconds 😂

    • @ghosty5290
      @ghosty5290 5 років тому

      Panda The Polar Bear
      Same lmao

    • @crazialex
      @crazialex 5 років тому

      The teacher is going to be so confuse lol

    • @LateeMatcha
      @LateeMatcha 5 років тому

      Wait.. sorry if you're confused but... WHY DOES THIS COMMENT IS LIKE FROM THE COMMENT FROM ACTUALLY HAPPEN and when I clicked it it was something else.... UA-cam is drunk :|

  • @alishakay
    @alishakay 5 років тому +2564

    Moral of the story:
    *Use a pen to sign document*
    Edit: thank you for liking my lame humour

  • @olive3920
    @olive3920 5 років тому +731

    firefighters: so how did your house burn down?
    brainfoo: *a pencil*

  • @BOS-v2x
    @BOS-v2x 3 роки тому +68

    Plot twist: he is working for apple and the 100$ apple pencil was his idea

    • @abnnuy9999
      @abnnuy9999 3 роки тому +1

      Just $100? Dude make it $1000, now that's the Apple we all know.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.jqfba

  • @uzzitaylor3687
    @uzzitaylor3687 5 років тому +1436

    What do you need ?
    John wick : Pencils , lots of pencils .

    • @ihavenoidea2879
      @ihavenoidea2879 5 років тому +15

      Huh, looks like spoilers without context.

    • @mericano0458
      @mericano0458 5 років тому +3

      @@ihavenoidea2879 if you want the peace, parabellum

    • @G3RM3X617
      @G3RM3X617 5 років тому +1

      Is this a preview for john wick this new movie looks badass too much for me

    • @G3RM3X617
      @G3RM3X617 5 років тому

      Someone seriously tell me what this has to do with john wick cause this title is clickbait .... only way I wont say this is clickbait is if john wick tells me himself that this is the guy who makes him pencils to murder people with

    • @kronniikk1957
      @kronniikk1957 5 років тому +3

      mericano045 the movie was fucking awesome

  • @fannypintogironda9781
    @fannypintogironda9781 5 років тому +1453

    1970: we will have metal pencils in the future
    2019: *flying cars*

  • @picklesthebrave181
    @picklesthebrave181 5 років тому +262

    Tape:
    *rolls up hill*
    Gravity:
    “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @prateekagarwal964
      @prateekagarwal964 5 років тому +1

      inertia

    • @r.brandt2246
      @r.brandt2246 5 років тому +7

      @@prateekagarwal964 No, it wasn't inertia. He just filmed it rolling down the ramp and then reversed it for the video.

    • @circusbot4412
      @circusbot4412 5 років тому +4

      John Wick intimidated gravity

    • @fuck1nable
      @fuck1nable 5 років тому

      @@r.brandt2246 John Wick is coming for you, you just killed his dog with your simple mind

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.cpeha

  • @m.aldiab
    @m.aldiab 3 роки тому +159

    **Sees first ever non wooden pencil**
    Me: i could die peacefully now

    • @elwiwi4120
      @elwiwi4120 3 роки тому +3

      Mechanical pencils are made of plastic

    • @metallicfingers
      @metallicfingers 3 роки тому +1

      plastic and metal pencils have existed for ages

    • @alex.ann_der
      @alex.ann_der 3 роки тому +1

      There is a pencil you can twist, is made of a hard rubber, and the mine hardens when is in contact with air. Of course, it's so useless, it twists in your hands while writing. And of course, I bought one

    • @abeginnerspov5968
      @abeginnerspov5968 3 роки тому

      Plastic Mechanical Pencils: Am I a joke to you?

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.jakka

  • @imza930
    @imza930 5 років тому +423

    So you made this pencil just to write the letter “K”
    Wow

  • @sheldoncooper3706
    @sheldoncooper3706 3 роки тому +973

    The burning of wood using graphite as a conductor was pretty smart, good job sir.

    • @sw3etm3l0dy
      @sw3etm3l0dy 3 роки тому +13

      Ayo who invited sheldon cooper

    • @charlestannehill7537
      @charlestannehill7537 3 роки тому +19

      Found out about this at 16. Other inmates were tying two leads together with toilet paper and sticking them in the electrical socket as a make shift lighter to smoke cigarettes. Ah, those were the days. But that was 20 years ago.

    • @Nobyl
      @Nobyl 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr?

    • @Stobetus
      @Stobetus 3 роки тому +2

      I think it was pretty unnecessary. Could have done that easier and faster with a knife or something

    • @SQWEKERZ
      @SQWEKERZ 3 роки тому +5

      @@Stobetus fair chance you'll break the graphite, it's extremely brittle stuff so yeah, if you got it in one go it might be faster with a knife (though not easier).

  • @makkapakka5197
    @makkapakka5197 4 роки тому +745

    Brainfoo: the pencil is more durable
    Me:but the lead still breaks

    • @meghareddy1198
      @meghareddy1198 4 роки тому +12

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @jio21
      @jio21 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah the led light inside breaks lead doesnt break

    • @8mycereal
      @8mycereal 4 роки тому +1

      Lead*

    • @Jason-ep3zb
      @Jason-ep3zb 4 роки тому +5

      You mean graphite? Modern pencils don't use lead

    • @kraber1497
      @kraber1497 4 роки тому +16

      @@Jason-ep3zb its called lead although the ingredient is graphite

  • @harsh_adukia
    @harsh_adukia 4 роки тому +605

    Give this to those who have a habit of chewing pens and pencils.

    • @leelavathih342
      @leelavathih342 4 роки тому +35

      Lol , dentists make money

    • @rain4028
      @rain4028 4 роки тому +4

      rip them thats what they get

    • @Vccrift
      @Vccrift 4 роки тому +2

      people who have those habits:OW :v

    • @jakegamer9788
      @jakegamer9788 4 роки тому +2

      I need a metal pencil then 😂 I chew on the earasers,
      I need one bad

    • @LCamm
      @LCamm 4 роки тому +3

      Me biting it: OOOWOWOOWWOWOOWW

  • @artisticdragon7832
    @artisticdragon7832 4 роки тому +880

    He melted a pencil with electricity.
    *FASCINATING*

    • @aummeid8631
      @aummeid8631 4 роки тому +42

      Because graphite conducts electricity and wood doesn't

    • @roundabout4.d766
      @roundabout4.d766 4 роки тому +10

      @@aummeid8631 so it gets burned.

    • @aummeid8631
      @aummeid8631 4 роки тому +4

      @@roundabout4.d766 yes

    • @jyotirmoychatterjee7421
      @jyotirmoychatterjee7421 4 роки тому +2

      @Node Microsystems oh really wood conducts electricity? Have a look at this www.thoughtco.com/table-of-electrical-resistivity-conductivity-608499

    • @adthya9209
      @adthya9209 4 роки тому +5

      @Node Microsystems it doesn't unless you put millions of volts to it

  • @renatojrbustamante2420
    @renatojrbustamante2420 5 років тому +293

    "I saw him stab and kill a coconut with a pencil...A FOOKIN PENCIL!!! "

    • @HiddenOne-D-1321
      @HiddenOne-D-1321 5 років тому +4

      What was the pencil made of?
      Metal... what else would you have a pencil made of?
      *shuts up*

    • @7ccs350
      @7ccs350 5 років тому +1

      Noice

    • @thecheeseslayer2748
      @thecheeseslayer2748 5 років тому +3

      I once saw him stab 3 coconuts in a bar with a pencil
      He was working the night shift at the local bar he makes good tropical martinis

    • @renatojrbustamante2420
      @renatojrbustamante2420 5 років тому +1

      @@thecheeseslayer2748 Mmmm...delicious...

    • @renatojrbustamante2420
      @renatojrbustamante2420 5 років тому

      @@HiddenOne-D-1321 Wood?
      *shuts up as well*

  • @hopeordespair4033
    @hopeordespair4033 5 років тому +547

    Imagine passing a kid in this in school to use and he gives it back but it's snapped.

    • @spacecore2935
      @spacecore2935 5 років тому +48

      Robert's got a quick hand
      He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
      He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid
      Yeah found a six shooter gun
      In his dad's closet hidden oh in a box of fun things, I don't even know what
      But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      Daddy works a long day
      He be coming home late, he's coming home late
      And he's bringing me a surprise
      'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
      I've waited for a long time
      Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
      I reason with my cigarette
      And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    • @MrBlue5900
      @MrBlue5900 5 років тому +10

      Most be the "stressed-out" kid

    • @hopeordespair4033
      @hopeordespair4033 5 років тому +3

      @@MrBlue5900 mood

    • @discardedshit3624
      @discardedshit3624 5 років тому +5

      I would slap him

    • @fadilagalijasevic7192
      @fadilagalijasevic7192 5 років тому +2

      @@spacecore2935 ummmh... wut

  • @jackfinneran1578
    @jackfinneran1578 5 років тому +567

    All u have to do is bring an angle grinder to school everyday, not bad

    • @azzorzer
      @azzorzer 5 років тому +5

      why? he made a sharpener in the video

    • @CarolynEmory420
      @CarolynEmory420 5 років тому +17

      @@azzorzer r/whoosh

    • @ERobbo
      @ERobbo 5 років тому +7

      azzorzer but it’s an *angled-grinder*

    • @deanwhiteside6339
      @deanwhiteside6339 5 років тому +1

      he didnt show the sharpener working cause most likely it didnt

    • @Purrplexe
      @Purrplexe 5 років тому +2

      Dean Whiteside No he says as a reply to the pinned message that the eyeball works but is a bit slow

  • @Magzzii
    @Magzzii 5 років тому +734

    John wick: "I require a...pencil"
    Brainfoo: "Say no more"

    • @Qsallor
      @Qsallor 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @deeped7249
      @deeped7249 5 років тому +1

      Lame youu copied the comment of someone else, you just changed the words a little..

    • @spalty6979
      @spalty6979 5 років тому +1

      @@deeped7249 yup that's what I was gonna say

    • @Magzzii
      @Magzzii 5 років тому

      Fisher Of Men what, I didn't even bother reading the comments lmaoo

  • @wing6866
    @wing6866 3 роки тому +45

    Imagine verifying that it doesn't breaks, and it actually do...

    • @That_Awesome_Guy1
      @That_Awesome_Guy1 3 роки тому

      Sometimes it do be like that.

    • @Headgasket-
      @Headgasket- 3 роки тому +2

      Elon musk releasing the Tesla cyber truck:

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.qicqa

  • @TheGreatMcPain
    @TheGreatMcPain 5 років тому +874

    The algorithm has blessed me with this wonderful video.

  • @clokeron
    @clokeron 5 років тому +655

    top 10 most brutal WWII weapons that sre still banned nowdays

    • @christbelle2277
      @christbelle2277 5 років тому +2

      Elephant Seal u dumb asf

    • @z.d.h.b6816
      @z.d.h.b6816 5 років тому +3

      @@yeetsheet2146 r/wooosh

    • @lnclux9077
      @lnclux9077 5 років тому +1

      @@yeetsheet2146 r/woosh

    • @VictorVoiceLogs
      @VictorVoiceLogs 5 років тому

      Elephant Seal
      not an r/woosh, but explaining joke ruins the joke.

    • @meowBlitz
      @meowBlitz 5 років тому

      but the joke is so dumb
      your humour is at the lowest level possible
      maybe your humour was actually the most brutal way to torture someone in WWII using only speech...

  • @jtorres5381
    @jtorres5381 5 років тому +216

    How are you gonna kill em john?
    "With a fukn pencil!"

  • @AdamCeladin
    @AdamCeladin 5 років тому +3783

    Amazing work brother !!! Cant wait for our Collabo soon :P

    • @BrainfooTV
      @BrainfooTV  5 років тому +103

      Thanks Bro. Let me know when and where to post you your pencil Adam. I've put Tungsten carbide in your as well 😂

    • @anesaphillip-mayers7596
      @anesaphillip-mayers7596 5 років тому +3

      ( ._.)
      Oof

    • @catyoga3691
      @catyoga3691 5 років тому +3

      Yay a colab

    • @spacecoreVT
      @spacecoreVT 5 років тому +5

      No homo

    • @gayfrogs4206
      @gayfrogs4206 5 років тому +4

      Yea we are going to make a great collab

  • @Jluyoungzone
    @Jluyoungzone 5 років тому +508

    "We're going to make a weapon!"
    "Wait, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?"
    "The Thanos-killing kind."

    • @peltrux5453
      @peltrux5453 5 років тому +8

      The ultimate weapon of knowledge

    • @djlazzlow7651
      @djlazzlow7651 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @Jluyoungzone
      @Jluyoungzone 5 років тому

      @@peltrux5453 The pen(cil) is mightier than the sword...
      Or in this case, the axe.

    • @The_Annihilater
      @The_Annihilater 5 років тому +3

      "Don't you think we should all have a weapon like that"
      "We would simply lack the physical strength to wield it"

    • @iseeyou4622
      @iseeyou4622 5 років тому

      Whats the point, hes already dead

  • @asterfield02
    @asterfield02 5 років тому +384

    What if this guy is really HowToBasic and this is his serious channel?
    ­*pikachu shocked face*

    • @asterfield02
      @asterfield02 5 років тому +1

      @UA-cam User , Idk, I thought making * appear on your comment was cooler so I went that route.

    • @tellgigaciganyourproblems
      @tellgigaciganyourproblems 5 років тому

      Howtobasic is actually vsauce

    • @slotfiller5995
      @slotfiller5995 5 років тому

      Alex Skye suprized pickachu meme*

  • @pedroaquino3899
    @pedroaquino3899 3 роки тому +24

    This guy put more love on making that pencils than my parents does to me

    • @pauljosephluiso1199
      @pauljosephluiso1199 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe if your grammar was better...

    • @o_o8895
      @o_o8895 3 роки тому +3

      @@pauljosephluiso1199 maybe that guy cares less about comments sections than you do.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.gziha

  • @min_hotchoco
    @min_hotchoco 5 років тому +372

    john: creates an indestructible pencil
    also john: uses it to stab coconut

    • @notsopolitecub4841
      @notsopolitecub4841 5 років тому +1

      You never know when you have to drink coconut juice 😁

  • @-RockOn-
    @-RockOn- 4 роки тому +206

    Forget the pencil, I want that duct tape that automatically came to you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rykar428
      @rykar428 3 роки тому

      Reverse footage

    • @cazwalt9013
      @cazwalt9013 3 роки тому +5

      @@rykar428 I would've never thought

    • @glitzyx4x852
      @glitzyx4x852 3 роки тому

      @@rykar428 it’s a joke

    • @justaladie
      @justaladie 3 роки тому

      I was at that part when i read the comment

  • @brucebenik2
    @brucebenik2 5 років тому +1498

    Amazing how this guy has never heard of a mechanical pencil.

    • @Sheylenna
      @Sheylenna 5 років тому +87

      And that you can buy graphite sticks of a proper thickness with out having or resort to burning pencils, that can't smell very good.

    • @orphanis7817
      @orphanis7817 5 років тому +12

      No waste in money on led and haveing lee break

    • @Ari33sa
      @Ari33sa 5 років тому +16

      Yeah I thought the same :) this looks so cool and Really useless

    • @michaeldavid5252
      @michaeldavid5252 5 років тому +11

      r/woooosh

    • @koopa_thefrog.9881
      @koopa_thefrog.9881 5 років тому

      Me neither

  • @26qxor43
    @26qxor43 5 років тому +356

    Pencil: **breaks**
    John Wick: tf you just say to me?

  • @newlegend2756
    @newlegend2756 5 років тому +439

    This pencil is like a minecraft diamond sword to John Wick.

    • @فازقنطارا
      @فازقنطارا 5 років тому +14

      With enchantment
      Unbreaking 623737
      Sharpness 623737
      Looting 623737
      Mending 623737
      Smite 623737
      Bane of artophod 623737

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 5 років тому +2

      Nah a gun is a diamond sword in his eyes, this pencil is nothing more but a stone sword

    • @konodioda1766
      @konodioda1766 5 років тому +1

      @@فازقنطارا smite enchantmen can't be mixed with bane of anthropod enchantmen u idiot newbie minecraft player

    • @konodioda1766
      @konodioda1766 5 років тому +1

      @@فازقنطارا and mending is just level 1 u noob

    • @فازقنطارا
      @فازقنطارا 5 років тому

      @@konodioda1766 that is just a joke, why you ruin my joke?

  • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
    @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 5 років тому +474

    The pen is mightier than the sword
    Metallic pencil: Darling, you have no idea what's possible

    • @57evzun62
      @57evzun62 5 років тому

      Ritesh Rajbhandari is that a jojo references

    • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
      @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 5 років тому +5

      Could be. But I was quoting Hela from Ragnarok

    • @Parveen-sh4vv
      @Parveen-sh4vv 5 років тому +2

      @@RiteshRajbhandari-lp i knew it

    • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
      @RiteshRajbhandari-lp 5 років тому

      @Arthur Nathanael This story is wildly all over the place, just like the ink, I guess

  • @amensandhu705
    @amensandhu705 5 років тому +316

    Infinity gauntlet the most powerful weapon in the universe
    John Wicks Pencil: Hold my sharpener..

    • @johnwicksfoknpencil
      @johnwicksfoknpencil 5 років тому +13

      Amen Sandhu
      I survived the snap, I’m coming for Thanos

    • @mlast1355
      @mlast1355 5 років тому +1

      @@johnwicksfoknpencil I bow down to your power

    • @mrstranger1334
      @mrstranger1334 5 років тому

      @@mlast1355 u shouldn't that is syirik

    • @johnwick3715
      @johnwick3715 5 років тому +3

      Thanos with his gauntlet is nothing, compared to my pencil.

  • @IronBridge1781
    @IronBridge1781 5 років тому +382

    Ok, but can we talk about that pencil sharpener?
    That thing is awesome.

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 5 років тому

      Hhhhjlkjol

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 5 років тому

      Kkk ijkjji

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 років тому

      I used to have one of those

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 років тому

      Thought you weren't talking about the eye oops

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 5 років тому

      Spiral blade pencil sharpeners are awesome. You never want to use a regular one again after you had one.
      Although mine has a crank instead of a motor.

  • @MrSandManGiveMeADream
    @MrSandManGiveMeADream 5 років тому +245

    if i had this pencil
    then R.I.P my tooth.
    if u know what i mean

  • @gulshantelkar
    @gulshantelkar 5 років тому +226

    Old time : we will have a flying car in future
    2019: just watching a tape rolling .....

  • @giri8896
    @giri8896 5 років тому +112

    Nobody:
    Brainfoo: *Stabs a coconut with a metal pencil.*

    • @guessilldie3255
      @guessilldie3255 5 років тому +1

      Big Boss patrick my ni-

    • @rp101aquatics6
      @rp101aquatics6 5 років тому

      Dude that specific hole could be poked with an average pencil try it hold it to look like a face and stab the mouth

  • @nejczagozen4217
    @nejczagozen4217 5 років тому +512

    I would Love to have it. It is great for drawing, writing AND KILLING

  • @qiyang8043
    @qiyang8043 5 років тому +694

    Soo...No one gonna question why he got duct tape beside his bed? 2:48
    *HE FREAKY*

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope 5 років тому +6

      LMAOO

    • @yodan00b
      @yodan00b 5 років тому +107

      are you going to question a guy who stabs coconuts with a metal pencil?..

    • @revonz
      @revonz 5 років тому +26

      We dont ask questions here

    • @Yukiharuwu
      @Yukiharuwu 5 років тому +6

      he probably plays the escapists

    • @jonathanchris4526
      @jonathanchris4526 5 років тому +13

      Well i mean... who doesn't?

  • @barinkumarghosh2919
    @barinkumarghosh2919 4 роки тому +490

    One disadvantage of this metal pencil - I can't chew the back of my pencil anymore 😭😭😭

    • @user-dn6qy1ou1f
      @user-dn6qy1ou1f 4 роки тому +68

      Eat some paint off the walls in your school if you want lead poisoning

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 4 роки тому +12

      Shouldn't be doing that anyways 😂😂😂

    • @barinkumarghosh2919
      @barinkumarghosh2919 4 роки тому +10

      @@dustinakadustin can't control🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @barinkumarghosh2919
      @barinkumarghosh2919 4 роки тому +12

      @@user-dn6qy1ou1f hmm....good idea......

    • @user-dn6qy1ou1f
      @user-dn6qy1ou1f 4 роки тому +5

      @@barinkumarghosh2919 you're welcome lady

  • @FeelAlrightInc
    @FeelAlrightInc 4 роки тому +353

    Me: You have 7 minutes and 21 seconds left to live
    Doctor: what?

    • @ac_fauzan2805
      @ac_fauzan2805 4 роки тому +14

      Lol, underrated.

    • @Shockxv
      @Shockxv 4 роки тому +11

      @@ac_fauzan2805 plot twist

    • @pedrinhohen7216
      @pedrinhohen7216 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bigt1913
      @bigt1913 4 роки тому +2

      Omg

    • @asmav9782
      @asmav9782 4 роки тому +6

      Doctor: UNO reverse card

  • @cometcat64
    @cometcat64 3 роки тому +9

    Someone: insults john wicks dog
    John wick: *P e n c i l*

  • @nawwk79
    @nawwk79 5 років тому +238

    So much work for a pencil.
    "A F**king Pencil"

    • @anirudh6357
      @anirudh6357 5 років тому +28

      It's not just a pencil, it's JOHN WICK'S pencil!!

    • @Chaos-rt6sg
      @Chaos-rt6sg 5 років тому +2

      It's called having a hobby

    • @johnwicksfoknpencil
      @johnwicksfoknpencil 5 років тому +4

      Nawwk
      I’m worth it

    • @edwfelt7490
      @edwfelt7490 5 років тому

      @@johnwicksfoknpencil nice efforts dude

    • @Kidkhalifa1017
      @Kidkhalifa1017 5 років тому

      Probably so he could kill his enemies with it not use it to write because he killers people with a pencil in the movies

  • @IronBridge1781
    @IronBridge1781 5 років тому +659

    That pencil sharpener at the beginning was some next level shit...

    • @faris__a
      @faris__a 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, screw the metal pencil I'll go to Wall Mart and buy one.
      That's pencil sharpener though, that's military grade ish.

    • @faris__a
      @faris__a 5 років тому +17

      But 5:18 bro
      That's NASA shit bro

    • @itzcxhzy
      @itzcxhzy 5 років тому +10

      What do you mean it's just a standard electric sharpener

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 5 років тому

      @@andrewzYT Now you've said it. So r/woosh

    • @vermin5367
      @vermin5367 5 років тому

      @@itzcxhzy ikr all these kids be peasants, or they just don't go out much.

  • @nikkan3810
    @nikkan3810 5 років тому +374

    *How bout a magic trick... I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.*
    *Tada!*

    • @esterl.1393
      @esterl.1393 5 років тому +3

      Joker reference, i see? :v

    • @natalie312251
      @natalie312251 5 років тому +2

      NIK KAN Hahahaha I was thinkin bout the joker too

    • @kosofi
      @kosofi 5 років тому

      The video ending when I read this comment nice man

    • @MrEasyaspie
      @MrEasyaspie 5 років тому

      Yayyy brains

    • @Alberto-vp5mx
      @Alberto-vp5mx 5 років тому

      Joker

  • @MrVijay0611
    @MrVijay0611 3 роки тому +11

    Imagine the amount of magic tricks the joker can do with this.

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.upzia

  • @Naah2024
    @Naah2024 5 років тому +418

    Do you know how to basic?
    This is him now, feel old yet?

    • @barackobama5530
      @barackobama5530 5 років тому +2

      This is not how to basic

    • @Krish_krish
      @Krish_krish 5 років тому +5

      I am HowToBasic!

    • @zotik4846
      @zotik4846 5 років тому

      @@Krish_krish Omg no way you are!? Thats unbelievable!

    • @idhateme2
      @idhateme2 5 років тому +2

      its a joke bro

    • @jummed1058
      @jummed1058 5 років тому +3

      Yes cause I thought I'd never see an actual video

  • @kurtaxlcabanilla2532
    @kurtaxlcabanilla2532 4 роки тому +325

    Me in school: Teacher, Im gonna need to sharpen my pencil
    Teacher: ok
    1hour later
    Me: DONE
    Teacher: Class dismissed
    Me: ...

  • @insaneflame11
    @insaneflame11 5 років тому +233

    So how strong do you want the pencil?
    John Wick: Yes

    • @realracerz3242
      @realracerz3242 5 років тому +3

      Why do people find such absurd answer comments,funny ?
      I have seen a lot of these comments
      Where how much is answer by
      Yes
      Wtf!!!

    • @jaycej3777
      @jaycej3777 5 років тому +1

      @@realracerz3242 yes

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 5 років тому +3

      REAL RACER Z yes

    • @killingthedeath96
      @killingthedeath96 5 років тому +1

      REAL RACER Z yes

    • @origamifox5180
      @origamifox5180 5 років тому

      REAL RACER Z да

  • @johan7739
    @johan7739 3 роки тому +7

    You'll be going to the store like "yeah, do you have a metal graded pencil sharpener?"

    • @thomasturner8093
      @thomasturner8093 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of *_these mice_* ua-cam.com/video/VE6OwKoFSB0/v-deo.html&.optca

  • @mr.karthikeya
    @mr.karthikeya 4 роки тому +361

    Me: after taking this pencil to school
    TEACHER: children you are going into teen age so we are stopping the pencils and starting the pen
    Metal pencil: am I joke to you

  • @nikkoataylar6486
    @nikkoataylar6486 5 років тому +1544

    Do you ship international?
    BTW your pencil will be a great EDC tool

    • @jesusjesus2577
      @jesusjesus2577 5 років тому +46

      Nikko Ataylar bruh u know how long this must’ve taken? And no it wouldn’t, you’re screwed if the lead breaks, it would take life to sharpen

    • @Turtlenaide
      @Turtlenaide 5 років тому +1

      @@jesusjesus2577 no

    • @brentlichtenberg
      @brentlichtenberg 5 років тому +14

      Pwntato there’s something profoundly funny about telling Jesus he has autism...might just be me though.

    • @DavidNefelimSlayer
      @DavidNefelimSlayer 5 років тому +6

      @@jesusjesus2577 the true lord would know it was graphite.

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 5 років тому +3

      @@biackshibe he is jesus the double what did you expect.

  • @thexplorer007
    @thexplorer007 4 роки тому +148

    Finally found the pencil with which John Wick killed the guys in the bar.

  • @divinefeminine6626
    @divinefeminine6626 5 років тому +202

    Pretty impressive, but I'm stuck wondering...why is there tape in the night stand...

  • @Ese_Moreno04
    @Ese_Moreno04 5 років тому +510

    I clicked on a video about a pencil...
    I guess I'm easy to attract

    • @username4441
      @username4441 5 років тому +8

      unnecessary comment .

    • @Shwwoomm
      @Shwwoomm 5 років тому +3

      User Name still got 33 likes so i guess not

    • @username4441
      @username4441 5 років тому +2

      @@Shwwoomm and its all about likes isn't it. screw quality and being topical.. need that validation.

    • @SuperLeshina
      @SuperLeshina 5 років тому +2

      OF A FUCKING PENCIL! Who the fuck can do that?!

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 5 років тому +5

      @@username4441
      Your comment is even less necessary tho.

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 5 років тому +415

    5:45
    10 medieval torture devices you won’t believe existed

  • @Mimi-qn9xi
    @Mimi-qn9xi 3 роки тому +5

    His brain:dont do it...
    Him:👁👄👁
    His brain: *DONT DO IT!*
    Him:👁👄👁
    His brain: DONT YOU DARE-
    Him:Plays with metal dust*

  • @Shaunhornik
    @Shaunhornik 5 років тому +299

    This is my metal pencil. sAvE tHe TrEeS

    • @balasmj
      @balasmj 5 років тому +2

      @france kaye
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Bloody hell, I peed my pants

    • @nomotivay
      @nomotivay 5 років тому

      Metal is still wasteful tho

    • @Shaunhornik
      @Shaunhornik 5 років тому

      My comment is just a joke

    • @someweeb633
      @someweeb633 5 років тому

      @france kaye you got e books now

    • @yukatachi4479
      @yukatachi4479 5 років тому +1

      @@someweeb633 then u won't need the metal pencil 😂

  • @dala7069
    @dala7069 5 років тому +438

    It’s so insane how far you went for this pencil😂 I mean creating your own bastard pencil sharpener😂

    • @johnwicksfoknpencil
      @johnwicksfoknpencil 5 років тому +6

      Da La
      Only the best for John

    • @florianj6490
      @florianj6490 5 років тому +1

      This sharpener does not work. It's impossible to sharpen this pencil with it. Especially when you do it with hand power. The tracks at the tip would have to be much coarser

    • @froogyfrog2021
      @froogyfrog2021 5 років тому +1

      @@florianj6490 why don't you just take it easy and enjoy the video. You might surprise John the door next morning.

    • @florianj6490
      @florianj6490 5 років тому +1

      @@froogyfrog2021 I just noticed that this sharpener does not work. That's all

    • @gregorymarcov3606
      @gregorymarcov3606 5 років тому +1

      I realy need these please write me a coment if you want to sell it and we exchange comunication ditails for the transaction

  • @vreezeo8121
    @vreezeo8121 5 років тому +283

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    His metal pencil won’t crac

  • @samikshachhetri247
    @samikshachhetri247 3 роки тому +13

    *_Disclaimer : Don't write with this metal pencil_*
    *_Suggestion : drill your friend's eye with that pencil_*
    Lol 😂 xD I hope you liked that but don't do that with anyone it's dangerous to do that even with a normal pencil

  • @Wave_Boi
    @Wave_Boi 5 років тому +219

    Infinity Gauntlet the most powerful weapon in the universe? Ha.

    • @flarelukethecomedian4615
      @flarelukethecomedian4615 5 років тому +2

      Wave we got this it kill thanos lol

    • @epicrabid1857
      @epicrabid1857 5 років тому +2

      Well it's power cosmic but yeh

    • @rubfourthreetwo9020
      @rubfourthreetwo9020 5 років тому +1

      John Wicks personal pencil is the deadliest weapon

    • @Pythonian7
      @Pythonian7 5 років тому +1

      BTW the pencils look cool, but suck. Drop it and say hello to your new 1000 prices of metal

    • @jaxsonc308
      @jaxsonc308 5 років тому

      This is awkward

  • @PolygonSquad
    @PolygonSquad 5 років тому +136

    GREAT....Now i can spend 1 hour of drawing time and 23 hour of Pencil sharpening time...

    • @FemboyEnjoyer69
      @FemboyEnjoyer69 5 років тому +3

      Lmfao

    • @f1k0v48
      @f1k0v48 5 років тому +9

      uhh, put the pen in an electric screwdriver and hold the sharpener tight, it should be pretty fast

    • @PolygonSquad
      @PolygonSquad 5 років тому

      @@f1k0v48 @F1K0V4 yes..That seems like a good idea :D

    • @waynejamel6703
      @waynejamel6703 5 років тому

      @@f1k0v48 thats what I was thinking

  • @c7atch
    @c7atch 3 роки тому +129

    Nobody: Hey sir why did you craft the metal pencil?
    Brainfoo: to crack a coconut

  • @SAICHARAN-dx6et
    @SAICHARAN-dx6et 3 роки тому +10

    I should see his face, when he is writing an exam and realises that he forgot his sharpener when the pencil point got broke.

  • @AlienSharky
    @AlienSharky 4 роки тому +173

    Metal pencil: existing
    John Wick: (heavy breathing)

    • @notzeez9782
      @notzeez9782 3 роки тому

      Lmao , 😂😂😂😂

    • @keithmulholland8277
      @keithmulholland8277 3 роки тому

      Me yesss finally a pencil I can stab my enemies with haha jk lol

  • @burzinmadon1098
    @burzinmadon1098 4 роки тому +236

    6:37 the confidence that he won't miss is unimaginable

    • @adamwolf2376
      @adamwolf2376 3 роки тому +7

      He did a jump cut

    • @hectorzero8545
      @hectorzero8545 3 роки тому

      The blooper reel is probably pretty intense

    • @CraZeTaha
      @CraZeTaha 3 роки тому +6

      How is it unimaginable when he just showed it to you and you can imagine it

    • @gorillula9650
      @gorillula9650 3 роки тому

      @@CraZeTaha lol

    • @thulegezelschap5884
      @thulegezelschap5884 3 роки тому

      Imagine when it slips...

  • @purchasecomplete5640
    @purchasecomplete5640 5 років тому +215

    At the end of the day a pencil is not used to write....
    It’s used to pierce through coconuts.

  • @JOHNSONsBONE
    @JOHNSONsBONE 2 роки тому +4

    I really expected him to break the lead again at the end and show clips of Wick just killing everyone.

  • @themidgardian8861
    @themidgardian8861 5 років тому +125

    Video logic:
    Instead of replacing the graphite, which actually broke,, makes a metal pencil with same

    • @user-vp2gv3jn4v
      @user-vp2gv3jn4v 4 роки тому +4

      How can you write without graphite

    • @Rai2M
      @Rai2M 4 роки тому +5

      @@user-vp2gv3jn4v Quite easily. Any pen will do the trick :)

    • @jongyuemei
      @jongyuemei 4 роки тому

      @@Rai2M lol

    • @jattin278
      @jattin278 4 роки тому +3

      @@Rai2M if it is a pen then it is not a pencil. You feel me ?

    • @blakelee4555
      @blakelee4555 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-vp2gv3jn4v lead, like they used to

  • @iSkAndRispog
    @iSkAndRispog 5 років тому +89

    JOHN WICK KILL COUNT-
    Wooden Pencil- 3
    Metal pencil- *.......i can't even imagine*

  • @aurumthebrave3427
    @aurumthebrave3427 5 років тому +88

    Metal Pencil: (exists)
    John Wick: (Cries in murderous joy)

    • @atlasjwilliam7938
      @atlasjwilliam7938 5 років тому +1

      That will be one of his main weapon in chapter 3

  • @savagehyper368
    @savagehyper368 3 роки тому +4

    Me:Invades his house trying to rob him
    Also me 2 minutes later:Dead on the floor from getting stabbed to death by pencil

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 5 років тому +130

    When you've an ordinary pencil
    Brain: _Break it!!!_
    Me: _Why?_
    Brain _You gotta..._

    • @finbob5
      @finbob5 5 років тому +1

      "When you've an"

    • @instahswap
      @instahswap 5 років тому

      @@finbob5 somewhat historic, but correct English.

  • @isaiahcarrero4629
    @isaiahcarrero4629 5 років тому +92

    Nobody:...
    John Wick: I'll take your entire stock

    • @kylegildner1898
      @kylegildner1898 5 років тому

      For one gold coin

    • @geoopa
      @geoopa 5 років тому

      MR galaxy your entire stock of one pencil!

    • @yesno6719
      @yesno6719 5 років тому

      IT WOULD BE BETTER OF AS A WOODEN PENCIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @abdirahmanmohamed2478
    @abdirahmanmohamed2478 5 років тому +229

    The joker would kill for this pencil 👁 ✏️ you wanna see a magic trick

    • @tenasnider
      @tenasnider 5 років тому +3

      H B O that’s cool and all but he killed one guy with a pencil try three

    • @julianjuj9431
      @julianjuj9431 5 років тому +1

      What’s interesting is that he might actually literally kill someone to obtain the pencil. Like, not that he would have any interest in the pencil, it’s just something he might do for fun

    • @zac7530
      @zac7530 5 років тому

      H B O ahhh and it’s gone

    • @Anthony-lz2dl
      @Anthony-lz2dl 5 років тому

      @@tenasnider yeah but he's was funny

  • @r3nz52
    @r3nz52 3 роки тому +4

    How did you broke that pencil with one hand while me in elementary can't even break it with two hands

  • @lukesus4979
    @lukesus4979 5 років тому +240

    John wick has:
    Guns
    Knives
    But uses a metal pencil instead
    Seems legit

    • @bromomento5913
      @bromomento5913 5 років тому +1

      He actually use it in the movie lol

    • @pineappleproductions1696
      @pineappleproductions1696 5 років тому

      Why wouldn't he?

    • @lukesus4979
      @lukesus4979 5 років тому +1

      I know but why take a pencil with him when he could take a knife with him or a gun

    • @ben_dover714
      @ben_dover714 5 років тому +6

      @@lukesus4979 u obviously didnt watch the John Wick movies.

    • @pineappleproductions1696
      @pineappleproductions1696 5 років тому +2

      Can a knife or a gun make a peace of art?

  • @AYUSH-pq9ld
    @AYUSH-pq9ld 4 роки тому +222

    That Sharpener, that's a great EYE-D-Ya.