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HOW TO HIDE YOUR MONEY DIY (according to instagram) - DiWhy?

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2018
  • Instagram teaches you how to hide your money in this episode of DiWhy?!!!! It's pretty epic!
    GRAB SOME MERCH
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    Facebook ► / slazoyt
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    Background music ► Warp Room - Crash Bandicoot Warped Music Extended
    Outro song by: / nyhtian

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,9 тис.

  • @blub5494
    @blub5494 5 років тому +548

    You don't need to hide your money
    *_If you're broke_*

  • @molliewalker4238
    @molliewalker4238 5 років тому +3145

    HE FINALLY SAID IT.
    *MICHAEL MACARONI*

  • @phantomaviator1318
    @phantomaviator1318 5 років тому +467

    7:04 *yes, cut your lips open instead of getting 50 cent lipstick from Go Mart*

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 5 років тому +16

      Wtf is go mart

    • @bandersnatch9793
      @bandersnatch9793 5 років тому +8

      Eyelash curlers aren't sharp...

    • @eggeggeggegg6019
      @eggeggeggegg6019 4 роки тому +6

      Cue the person saying "tHey aRent tHat cHeap wHere i aM

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 роки тому +6

      You can get the exact same results by biting your lips. Not that it's a good idea, but don't waste the money if you're gonna do it.

    • @daisyrk1387
      @daisyrk1387 3 роки тому

      Ow

  • @fl3m1n9o4
    @fl3m1n9o4 5 років тому +743

    _I feel like you spent ages practicing that finger dancing thing._

    • @angelcake7077
      @angelcake7077 5 років тому +13

      } Flemingo { im not trying to be one of those subreddit braggy guys but he didnt even turn his hands into a dragon or a batman mask! even I can do that! what a rascal!

    • @ghg789987
      @ghg789987 5 років тому +13

      Not to be one of those racist guys, but you two are exactly the same color! Neato!

    • @maksymillian
      @maksymillian 5 років тому +9

      _nice italics plebeian_

    • @HYKANTUS
      @HYKANTUS 4 роки тому +2

      Megabyte
      *_-SILLY AMATURE-_*

    • @d3rp5qu1d9
      @d3rp5qu1d9 4 роки тому +4

      Angel Cake he didnt even break his fingers by making them into a bowl of noodles! even i can do that!!! what a rascal!!!!!! (send help my fingers hurt i am typing this with my nose)

  • @TheLilacButterfly
    @TheLilacButterfly 5 років тому +494

    Slazo saying "Piss off" is my aesthetic.

  • @malmorbidus2788
    @malmorbidus2788 5 років тому +234

    Dry skin?
    Take a few strips of bacon and cook them. Eat bacon. Take grease directly from pan, and slather onto skin.
    Also doubles as perfume.

    • @sammyammy3052
      @sammyammy3052 5 років тому +8

      Must be what the girl I work with does 😩😩

    • @I3oozeAddict
      @I3oozeAddict 5 років тому +11

      Preferably do it while the grease is still scalding

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 5 років тому +3

      @@sammyammy3052 No cares about your life tbh

    • @MagicalCrow
      @MagicalCrow 5 років тому +4

      My skin broke out reading that

    • @dylank7182
      @dylank7182 5 років тому +1

      Still sizzling

  • @unknownpigeon8691
    @unknownpigeon8691 5 років тому +490

    Thats an Ikea chair he's using.
    Why do i know these things

  • @MrJeff-jd1jv
    @MrJeff-jd1jv 5 років тому +219

    I skipped ten seconds and Slaz told me to piss off.

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 років тому +2846

    Need a place to put your money but don’t have a wallet?
    _Put it in a cake._

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii 5 років тому +28

      @@alexandrine1558 woah there

    • @DanielSambar
      @DanielSambar 5 років тому +24

      Alexander the Greater - I guess that works too

    • @pabriela
      @pabriela 5 років тому +14

      Your profile pic greatly summarise it

    • @moderngypsysadventures4043
      @moderngypsysadventures4043 5 років тому

      Just send slazo a cake already!!!!!!!!!

    • @jimger9978
      @jimger9978 5 років тому

      put it in a hot dog

  • @doggoboihour9746
    @doggoboihour9746 5 років тому +156

    If you serve me a *hotdog water slushie* you won’t live to see another day

    • @overlordrunt6326
      @overlordrunt6326 4 роки тому +10

      If I ever see a hotdog slushie, I'm going to injure whoever made it.

    • @Name-yv2zq
      @Name-yv2zq 4 роки тому +2

      sounds good! when do you want it?

    • @doggoboihour9746
      @doggoboihour9746 4 роки тому +3

      Usera Naem right now

  • @DarthZ01
    @DarthZ01 5 років тому +45

    "Your hair's so lush, and hydrayed, and attracting flies."

  • @ImTrappedInTheInternetHelp
    @ImTrappedInTheInternetHelp 5 років тому +223

    who eats whipped cream and decides "you know what? im gonna put this in my hair!"

    • @thedanganronpafan0988
      @thedanganronpafan0988 5 років тому +10

      I bet komeada does that. That’s why his hair is so white

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 4 роки тому

      So this is unrelated to your comment but nice to see another GHOST fan around 👍🏻

    • @DavidNikkiZane
      @DavidNikkiZane 4 роки тому +6

      The cream did nothing, she just put water in her hair and then it wasn't dry

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 4 роки тому

      i understand eating it but putting it on your hair?

    • @corywhelan1420
      @corywhelan1420 4 роки тому +4

      5 year olds
      That’s it

  • @TheCat4996
    @TheCat4996 5 років тому +699

    The freckles one....people know freckles are like.... Asymmetrical and like very rarely in a line?

    • @glanni
      @glanni 5 років тому +62

      also, she has one bigger freckle on her nose and she will never be able to replicate that. if somebody meets her more than once they'd realize lmao

    • @serii1588
      @serii1588 5 років тому +7

      Ikr that's what I was thinking

    • @flicnerdy4385
      @flicnerdy4385 5 років тому +45

      It might work for cosplay but still, plus it'd smudge real easy.

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 5 років тому +26

      True! There's nothing wrong with faking some freckles from time to time if you want but.... this is just a terrible effort

    • @user-ie6tw6ps5h
      @user-ie6tw6ps5h 5 років тому +8

      It’s makeup, when you see someone with purple lipstick do you think that’s their actual lip color

  • @ashmarie5049
    @ashmarie5049 5 років тому +1328

    Listen my guy, putting olive oil on your skin from time to time is actually pretty good for your skin, so even in your satire you still produce a better life hack than channels completely dedicated to life hacks

    • @fola_s
      @fola_s 5 років тому +88

      If you do it too much you'll be oily AF though

    • @tomatotom984
      @tomatotom984 5 років тому +69

      Oily ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @cowboyliesure5187
      @cowboyliesure5187 5 років тому +127

      and for a _movement hack_ just slap some more on and you'll be able to slid everywhere. no cars, no bikes, no buses, no trains, just slip around.

    • @rubyscubes2460
      @rubyscubes2460 5 років тому +9

      came here to say the same, glad to find you already did

    • @skloofy
      @skloofy 5 років тому +23

      and rubbing bruises with olive oil for 10 minutes approx. makes the swelling disappear

  • @dohyeonkim2178
    @dohyeonkim2178 5 років тому +145

    The person who came up with that pad thing is a fricking disgrace. Do you know how expensive they are??

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 4 роки тому +15

      @Abigail Robert They're considered luxury items for some reason in the US.

    • @alex_is_drawing1562
      @alex_is_drawing1562 4 роки тому +4

      @@confusedaf1112 It's bs!!!

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 4 роки тому +11

      @@alex_is_drawing1562 Yup. Paying extra tax on pads because apparently periods are a "luxury" to have.

    • @quantum.codex42
      @quantum.codex42 4 роки тому +1

      She has dead eyes

    • @foopo5004
      @foopo5004 4 роки тому

      Yeah the UK is pretty reasonable with necessitys

  • @daevon46
    @daevon46 5 років тому +411

    Put a fork in a microwave
    *WARNING* DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS

    • @daevon46
      @daevon46 5 років тому +4

      Mr Floral sorry

    • @emilsskrebelis1743
      @emilsskrebelis1743 5 років тому +30

      My Home Exploded
      StoryTime

    • @turgsoldacc_7688
      @turgsoldacc_7688 5 років тому +34

      @@emilsskrebelis1743 ACTUALLY HAPPEND WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION

    • @helterspider
      @helterspider 5 років тому +20

      sugneA instructions unclear, my house is now flooded with forks

    • @spoopyboi1005
      @spoopyboi1005 5 років тому +8

      You killed 48 people

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +3944

    It's gotten to a point where if one of these doesn't include hot glue, I assume something is wrong.

  • @sammy6870
    @sammy6870 5 років тому +255

    At 1:10 I heard "just put the body into the car like a normal person, Susan". Couldn't figure out why he'd say that. And then I realised he wasn't saying that at all, lol

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 5 років тому +1

      MissImpossible omg

    • @thanmad
      @thanmad 5 років тому +8

      Easy to get rid of!

    • @phoenixfox4851
      @phoenixfox4851 5 років тому +4

      Shoor now that's all I can hear

    • @cpt.macmellon8251
      @cpt.macmellon8251 5 років тому +3

      That's really normal.

    • @andra4504
      @andra4504 5 років тому

      Yeah he was actually saying "money" instead of "body".

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda 5 років тому +64

    When you stood up, patted your crotch, and said: "Who wants some?", I absolutely lost it!! XD You dancing to the country music was beautiful!! ^_^

  • @hodenkrebsler69
    @hodenkrebsler69 5 років тому +106

    10:22 can somebody please make a 1 hour loop out of this?thanks

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +1421

    *Just steal your own money lmao*

    • @thomasgabaldon1047
      @thomasgabaldon1047 5 років тому +46

      New money glitch

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii 5 років тому +9

      *Newest 2018 -2019 life hacks*

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 років тому +15

      *POVERTY DROPS TO 0%*

    • @alaminkadir9543
      @alaminkadir9543 5 років тому +5

      Breaking news. Stealing rate drops to 0%
      Edit:my dumb ass wrote "sterling" not "stealing"

    • @slayarch2217
      @slayarch2217 5 років тому +2

      Why are you named after a YTPMV video?

  • @Sundel_Marlutte
    @Sundel_Marlutte 5 років тому +80

    9:16
    Oh, I have dry hair? Let me just drown my depression by devouring whipped cream

  • @sm_smurfie6620
    @sm_smurfie6620 5 років тому +228

    5:29 DUDE IM DEAD

  • @KhadaJhin04
    @KhadaJhin04 4 роки тому +19

    10:40
    Bonus
    The popcorn gets buttery from the hair grease on the hair straightener!

  • @malmorbidus2788
    @malmorbidus2788 5 років тому +184

    _The will to live has left the chat._

    • @Roo_Card
      @Roo_Card 5 років тому +7

      The will to live was never there in the first place..

    • @bubblenugget1215
      @bubblenugget1215 5 років тому +1

      The will to live has left my body

  • @babylonprojectillustration2014
    @babylonprojectillustration2014 5 років тому +228

    Next up-- FUN DIY GLITTER NOOSE!

    • @harveyjones6419
      @harveyjones6419 5 років тому +3

      Alexander the Greater YOU ARE THE HERO WE NEED BUT DONT DESERVE

    • @echotrapta
      @echotrapta 5 років тому +4

      @@alexandrine1558 YOU CAN TIE THEM TO YOUR WRIST AND DO A HANGMANS DANCE

    • @epic9711
      @epic9711 5 років тому +3

      @@alexandrine1558 or it makes a great tie

    • @snorkgp-5949
      @snorkgp-5949 5 років тому +2

      @@echotrapta OR YOU CAN MAKE BANANAS FLY

    • @itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269
      @itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269 5 років тому

      Dumb dumb all Nooses are home made. Its already a DIY. But using a belt is just as effective but going in fashion just as good

  • @KimyaT
    @KimyaT 5 років тому +662

    2:56 if slazo lives in the uk, you could say this is some pretty good
    pound cake

    • @soildweller
      @soildweller 5 років тому +10

      he doesnt lol

    • @eggeater1384
      @eggeater1384 5 років тому +9

      Woooooosh

    • @silverwolf2505
      @silverwolf2505 5 років тому +12

      @@soildweller r/whooooosh

    • @Creativboi
      @Creativboi 5 років тому +23

      He lives in Australia

    • @wizzy2201
      @wizzy2201 5 років тому +5

      But they aren't pounds
      Being obtuse is my speciality

  • @katiehunt8993
    @katiehunt8993 4 роки тому +9

    Fun Fact: The ancient Greeks and Romans used olive oil for that exact purpose

  • @aQuanaification
    @aQuanaification 5 років тому +114

    5:21 he really said *K N O C K E R S*

    • @h4rrow
      @h4rrow 5 років тому +2

      You mean 5:21 dumbass

    • @aQuanaification
      @aQuanaification 5 років тому +1

      @@h4rrow whoops my bad

    • @h4rrow
      @h4rrow 5 років тому +1

      empty you actually didn’t insult me Oh wow you deserve a like and a subscribe

  • @imogen-mahnihayward4431
    @imogen-mahnihayward4431 5 років тому +106

    Instagram DIYs: *exist*
    Slazo: *its free real estate*

  • @fabulousfries790
    @fabulousfries790 4 роки тому +14

    I missthe old days, before the slazo controversy. Happy that he's still uploading, but I feel for the guy.

  • @quillllly
    @quillllly 5 років тому +16

    "You got a microwave popping machine?" - Slazo 2018

  • @madisongillam5366
    @madisongillam5366 5 років тому +227

    After dry heaving from cleaning my cat’s barf, I come here for a nice distraction. And you show me... you *dare* to show me a hot dog slushie? Thanks slazo. My stomach hurts.

    • @shiftypenguin472
      @shiftypenguin472 5 років тому +2

      which would you rather eat a hot dog smoothie or cat barf

    • @nubblesthenub9643
      @nubblesthenub9643 5 років тому

      @@shiftypenguin472 which is worse, a hot dog slushie or a hot dog smoothie?

    • @stxcxv
      @stxcxv 5 років тому

      who tf says barf 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @walterman3958
    @walterman3958 5 років тому +199

    1:47 *HOW TO BASIC WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

  • @tinyturtwig7944
    @tinyturtwig7944 5 років тому +114

    There's an internal battle in slazo's head on if he should make the videos or get the razor blades and run the bath

    • @thetoolie5917
      @thetoolie5917 5 років тому +3

      Yikes

    • @thetoolie5917
      @thetoolie5917 5 років тому +1

      @Everything Enthusiast ion think Hannah baker was shavin that one time :/

    • @012304560789ish
      @012304560789ish 4 роки тому

      Stan uris who?

    • @alex_is_drawing1562
      @alex_is_drawing1562 4 роки тому +1

      This is a dark joke, but at the same time...me too

    • @moondrop784
      @moondrop784 4 роки тому +1

      i enjoy making stuff when my legs are nice and smooth too

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 5 років тому +3

    1:20 is actually something my grandfather did to my uncle on Christmas when he was little, with the added step of first giving him a huge box containing progressively smaller boxes until the smallest one finally had a piece of paper saying that his gift was in the freezer.
    So congrats. You made a dad joke at 50% effort.

  • @mesientomuchomejor2027
    @mesientomuchomejor2027 5 років тому +136

    The Hot Dog Water Slushie is something I wouldn't even give to my worst enemy, its too much

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 років тому +356

    I heard about this place... Bank, I think it is called, where you can put your money. Sounds crazy but I think it might be a good option for keeping your money too.

    • @zimmy1
      @zimmy1 5 років тому +32

      But then what would you do with your spare cake?

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 5 років тому +8

      Nah, I prefer my good old cake

    • @Ego_Death464
      @Ego_Death464 5 років тому +14

      Ah thanks dude ive been hiding it in cucumber

    • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
      @miniaturelabyrinth7765 5 років тому +6

      Tbh tho going to the bank is like the least fun thing ever.

    • @LizzyThatB
      @LizzyThatB 5 років тому

      Yes cause all of these are supposed to be real was to store money (sarcasm)

  • @MartianMeli
    @MartianMeli 4 роки тому +5

    I actually tried the eyelash curler 'hack' when I was in middle school and it just broke all the blood vessels on and around my nose

  • @kmyamccaster6040
    @kmyamccaster6040 5 років тому +27

    11:51 slazo n o

  • @deathbird6406
    @deathbird6406 5 років тому +140

    I usually hide my money in slaZo's merch store

  • @charlie_mario6292
    @charlie_mario6292 5 років тому +159

    *Literally any video:*
    **exists**
    *justin y has entered the chat*

    • @wingbeacon8760
      @wingbeacon8760 5 років тому

      WalnutTime well played

    • @jacksond4164
      @jacksond4164 5 років тому

      4 months late

    • @edef1244
      @edef1244 5 років тому +1

      Versauce (or whatever his name was) too

    • @boraxkid1097
      @boraxkid1097 5 років тому +2

      I hope he replies to this comment personally.

  • @stephaniemorrissey5114
    @stephaniemorrissey5114 3 роки тому +2

    I have re-watched the part where Slazo is dancing like, a thousand times. I love it.

  • @TheCaptainNick
    @TheCaptainNick 5 років тому +21

    "James Charles, who's that? Me."
    Might not wanna say that right now Slazo.

  • @i-win
    @i-win 5 років тому +339

    Theives hate him!

  • @karentrejo244
    @karentrejo244 5 років тому +818

    2:14 it hurts a bit when it's your name. I felt it a little.

    • @tripleforcium8003
      @tripleforcium8003 5 років тому +24

      Coincidence? I think NOT!

    • @zak9283
      @zak9283 5 років тому +75

      You'd love r/fuckyoukaren

    • @Poopsiesnoodles
      @Poopsiesnoodles 5 років тому +38

      Don't worry karen, we only use Debra's and Sharon's in this household

    • @skeletonzx3667
      @skeletonzx3667 5 років тому +23

      Fucking hell Karen, you took the fucking kids again

    • @soupboyyxl
      @soupboyyxl 5 років тому +18

      Bro why the fuck did you take the kids Karen.

  • @Neonflame
    @Neonflame 4 роки тому +5

    9:15
    pretty sure thats called a shover and it already exists.
    if you take one, your hair will be silky and smooth, nothing new.
    (you dont need the cream)

    • @foopo5004
      @foopo5004 4 роки тому

      Bro isn't that just conditioner

  • @b4c0n_89
    @b4c0n_89 5 років тому +6

    9:24
    she attac
    She protecc
    But most importantly
    Her hair is sticky like all hecc

  • @kl0riiii
    @kl0riiii 5 років тому +1001

    4:32 *_plastic surgeons hate her!_*

    • @bihn
      @bihn 5 років тому

      No

    • @lukatheslav
      @lukatheslav 5 років тому +6

      How do you get the text to be italic

    • @5r6t
      @5r6t 5 років тому +1

      LukaMasterz use * before and after sentence

    • @shatrunjaysingh9435
      @shatrunjaysingh9435 5 років тому +3

      S3AM *OK*

    • @ryanqube9132
      @ryanqube9132 5 років тому +6

      @@lukatheslav *_-HOW TO BASIC-_*

  • @CoolingTool
    @CoolingTool 5 років тому +211

    this isnt clean water.

    • @izzzy1977
      @izzzy1977 5 років тому +8

      About 1 year late

    • @dwarfchicken
      @dwarfchicken 5 років тому +2

      Woah,
      That water looks so hotdog

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому

      It’s not clean water....
      ITS HOTDOG JUICE! 😤😤😤😤

    • @MatureBeauty12
      @MatureBeauty12 5 років тому

      Mmmm, so refreshing!

  • @hannahb9326
    @hannahb9326 5 років тому +1

    I had a horrible day today. And not much makes me laugh. But this video really made me laugh. I don't know what I would do without you here on UA-cam so I truly thank you Slazo. You really help me every day and I am forever grateful.

  • @samyeetz3071
    @samyeetz3071 5 років тому +2

    5:56 introducing the most efficient way the waste tinfoil.

  • @curlyfriesman6088
    @curlyfriesman6088 5 років тому +67

    "I am Michael Macaroni, and I will be your host"

    • @rnx516
      @rnx516 5 років тому

      Gimme pizza

  • @soley5303
    @soley5303 5 років тому +581

    Petition to have every outro a zoom of slazo’s junk
    Edit: jesus i did not expect that many likes

    • @user-pn3lv9uf1d
      @user-pn3lv9uf1d 5 років тому +31

      The comment i was scrolling for. Diwhy is your junk motion tracked Slazo?

    • @mspanda-qq5jw
      @mspanda-qq5jw 5 років тому +4

      Yes please

    • @D0NCH33T0
      @D0NCH33T0 5 років тому +10

      Insta-signed, that shit would be the highlight of my life

    • @syni0505
      @syni0505 5 років тому +4

      nice nirvana pfp

    • @yashpachori1111
      @yashpachori1111 5 років тому +1

      I support this

  • @azucchini649
    @azucchini649 5 років тому +4

    "thicc as fricc" at first I thought I said thicc as a brick

  • @imerror6224
    @imerror6224 5 років тому +7

    2:52 Greek New Year's Eve in a nutshell

    • @sashostorys
      @sashostorys 4 роки тому

      Lmao, same in Bulgaria. Guess it's an orthodox thing

  • @movementman9777
    @movementman9777 5 років тому +160

    Skin dry? Just cover yourself in hot tar and wait a few minutes! Smooth wet skin in no time!

  • @Jack-gg3gg
    @Jack-gg3gg 5 років тому +677

    BrO iF yUo WaNt To HiDe YoUr MoNeY jUsT eAt It

    • @roremkujo875
      @roremkujo875 5 років тому +8

      Jack Wasser ThAnKs 4 ThE lIfE hAcK

    • @badatlosingvideogames1130
      @badatlosingvideogames1130 5 років тому +8

      oH i dRInK iT sO tHaT i CAn PoOP iT LatER

    • @paste8213
      @paste8213 5 років тому +3

      WHAT IS GOINF ON IN THIS COMMENT SECTION

    • @ronin_x_v1721
      @ronin_x_v1721 5 років тому +4

      @@paste8213 what's going on with you these comments are normal.

    • @badatlosingvideogames1130
      @badatlosingvideogames1130 5 років тому +5

      OmG i fOuND aNoTHeR waY tO Do THiS. InJecT a SyrInGE fiLLed WiTh cOInS tO YoUr'e bOdY

  • @ajaxrao6042
    @ajaxrao6042 5 років тому +2

    These DIY are CREATIVE but IMPRACTICAL. Shows that they have too much time in their hands.

  • @az-sy7be
    @az-sy7be 5 років тому +4

    6:38 mate i was eating

    • @carkgg
      @carkgg 4 роки тому

      Advan lol

  • @itzsquishy3712
    @itzsquishy3712 5 років тому +292

    Just give it to your local drug dealer to hide it

    • @memedealer6702
      @memedealer6702 5 років тому

      ItzSquishy I’m the 69th like

    • @grahhbowbow1
      @grahhbowbow1 5 років тому +1

      I just give to my girlfriend she kisses me a bunch after but at least she keeps t safe

  • @avonire
    @avonire 5 років тому +374

    That nose thing with the eye tool was *ew.*

  • @happyhelicopter6764
    @happyhelicopter6764 5 років тому +1

    0:15 this looks like something you would secretly serve your enemies at a party

  • @gossip_gore_
    @gossip_gore_ 4 роки тому

    For the money in the cake one, where the money pulled out of it, it’s actually sort of like a tradition. When the girl turn eighteen or sixteen, they get a cake that they pull money out of. It’s usually about 500 dollars in ones, and it’s all taped together. Also it’s pretty fun to pull out lol

  • @titball1549
    @titball1549 5 років тому +127

    Y’all just don’t immediately spend it on V-bucks and cocaine?

    • @binarycat1237
      @binarycat1237 5 років тому +11

      Basically the same thing.

    • @jds355
      @jds355 5 років тому +5

      @@binarycat1237 both have the same effect of turning you into an absolute fucking nutter.

    • @mduardo
      @mduardo 5 років тому +1

      But you're Colombian and the cocaine is really cheap in that country

    • @titball1549
      @titball1549 5 років тому

      Eduardo Monsalve Ariza im not but ok

    • @mduardo
      @mduardo 5 років тому

      @@titball1549 I can sell you cocaine, parcero
      $100 USD by pound in V-Bucks

  • @seliann
    @seliann 5 років тому +530

    Pale lips? Use frickin lipstick

    • @leowright2251
      @leowright2251 5 років тому +49

      Yeah who tf carries a whole damn eyelash curler around but doesn't have some damn tinted chapstick or something

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon9969
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon9969 5 років тому +41

      Pale lips? Grow new ones!

    • @starrie818
      @starrie818 5 років тому +4

      *wack*

    • @miamiwendigo
      @miamiwendigo 5 років тому +13

      I would rather use the blood of my frist born cjild

    • @thisisdoggy_
      @thisisdoggy_ 5 років тому +4

      Or even coconut oil, only if at home tho

  • @auhona-gohona
    @auhona-gohona 3 роки тому +2

    DIY? More like DIWhy am i watching this during finals week?

  • @maskedfoxx7173
    @maskedfoxx7173 5 років тому

    You got a good laugh out of me when you put out the candle with water instead of blowing it out.

  • @reggie767
    @reggie767 5 років тому +144

    What if he just got a new bed and changed the angle but didn't move anywhere

    • @Music34897
      @Music34897 5 років тому +2

      Illuminati confirmed

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 5 років тому +510

    I like how they tell the person with the dry hair to put cream on it... _then wash it._
    Maybe it isn't the cream that's helping. Maybe it's because you're putting _water_ on something that's _dry._

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 5 років тому +9

      Kra Z Kapin lmao

    • @toads8748
      @toads8748 5 років тому +6

      Ok

    • @Drip-Soup373
      @Drip-Soup373 5 років тому +8

      Kra Z Kapin but water's not wet

    • @jesterjacks3933
      @jesterjacks3933 5 років тому +15

      @@Drip-Soup373 They didn't say water was wet, fuck nugget.

    • @omprakashchoudhary1114
      @omprakashchoudhary1114 5 років тому +25

      Ok I agree that the idea was shit
      But putting only water doesn't help in dry hair
      You have to apply some kind of oil

  • @krystencabbage1032
    @krystencabbage1032 5 років тому

    Hiding money in a block of ice sounds like something I'd have to do in order to save money. I have no self control.

  • @eggman3908
    @eggman3908 4 роки тому +1

    Ah yes. I, too, make popcorn with a *microwave popping machine.*

  • @anon13x81
    @anon13x81 5 років тому +658

    Who puts whip cream in their hair? I use chicken broth.

    • @eggsandwich5728
      @eggsandwich5728 5 років тому +1

      Gorxib Q Ikr

    • @zekchomenko2927
      @zekchomenko2927 5 років тому +19

      @@professionalbiter For even better results, try melted chocolate or molten iron.

    • @_Tundrra_
      @_Tundrra_ 5 років тому +13

      Pfft.
      I use ketchup.

    • @mitskilvr1394
      @mitskilvr1394 5 років тому +10

      FIameIeaf What a n o r m I e.
      I use the real stuff, Acid with a sprinkle of vanilla to improve taste.

    • @rainbowsequinedfannypack
      @rainbowsequinedfannypack 5 років тому +1

      Weird flex but ok

  • @avynlie
    @avynlie 5 років тому +521

    2019 New Year’s Resolution:
    *Get thicc as frick*

    • @Kapin05
      @Kapin05 5 років тому +8

      2019 Resolution:
      remain at the same body density, as I am already at the slightly-above-medium size that could be referred to as "thicc"

    • @noraeisenman597
      @noraeisenman597 5 років тому +5

      Fricc*

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 років тому +1

      I'm already a thick male

    • @JoeL-bg5ys
      @JoeL-bg5ys 5 років тому

      Kra Z Kapin-Exactly

    • @gamertime4949
      @gamertime4949 5 років тому

      Ok

  • @eternalgray
    @eternalgray 5 років тому

    This man has to roast every single thing diy channels do.
    Lvl 100 mafia boss

  • @meiolki
    @meiolki 5 років тому +4

    5:28
    I'm crying 😂
    8:43
    For someone like me who has *natural freckles* all over my face, THOSE LOOK SO FAKE LMAO

    • @momjor8789
      @momjor8789 5 років тому +1

      Sameee those "hacks" are so annoying

  • @bunnykx
    @bunnykx 5 років тому +65

    Cool moves bro that finger dance was slick

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +553

    I love drinking those hot dog water slushies

  • @chocolattemocha8512
    @chocolattemocha8512 5 років тому +1

    If someone handed me a block of ice with money in it, I'd probably throw it at them.

  • @dannycarrillo456
    @dannycarrillo456 5 років тому

    Honestly I think the first one is actually pretty clever as a gift.

  • @heirofsugar
    @heirofsugar 5 років тому +48

    the popcorn hack adds some flavour
    they wont even know the salt they thought they were eating was actually dandruff

  • @CATibal
    @CATibal 5 років тому +96

    I got sick less then an hour ago, and I've gotta say, if I didn't just puke my guts out I would've done it at the start of the video.

  • @inarb
    @inarb 5 років тому +1

    10:23 That dancing was THE SINGLE most beautiful thing I’ve seen in my life

  • @maia71jf
    @maia71jf 3 роки тому

    "This isn't food, okay? This is food"
    My favorite line ever 🤣

  • @LexiH36
    @LexiH36 5 років тому +70

    Also, the olive thing is real. Ik you were joking, but it's a good moisturizer

    • @aezivu
      @aezivu 5 років тому

      Alexus Turner 😂yup and coconut oil

    • @taylor37892
      @taylor37892 5 років тому

      I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

  • @top_kuk_69sket_master45
    @top_kuk_69sket_master45 5 років тому +280

    I hide my money inside condoms because i dont get to use them anyways

    • @katewinterbear1264
      @katewinterbear1264 5 років тому +14

      One day my friend... one day.

    • @ghh93737
      @ghh93737 5 років тому +19

      *your profile pic is you waiting for people to get the joke*

    • @birb_ii2159
      @birb_ii2159 5 років тому +9

      *The money?...* or the condoms?..

    • @top_kuk_69sket_master45
      @top_kuk_69sket_master45 5 років тому +6

      tornike1998 GT *both*

    • @thunderbee
      @thunderbee 5 років тому +6

      My guy goes in raw every time

  • @emmary6822
    @emmary6822 5 років тому

    I love how the whipped cream lady also conveniently got her hair trimmed in between the two shots

  • @TheChilledLiquidSoul
    @TheChilledLiquidSoul 5 років тому

    Props for the Pyrocynical hat on the self during the cake cutting skit.

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 5 років тому +184

    Easy Solution: Just don’t have money to hide 😎😎😎

    • @JoeL-bg5ys
      @JoeL-bg5ys 5 років тому +1

      RidonkulousMG-This is a legend right here 69 likes too

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 5 років тому +2

      Modern problems require modern solutions!

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому

      You okay there financially buddy?

  • @christianz2934
    @christianz2934 5 років тому +597

    11:52 *notices bulge in pants*
    OWO WHAT’s THIS

    • @pointlessviewer
      @pointlessviewer 5 років тому +58

      *He is underage u sick fuck!*

    • @a-goblin
      @a-goblin 5 років тому +44

      @@pointlessviewer his twitter says he's 18

    • @simplypotet5561
      @simplypotet5561 5 років тому +42

      @@a-goblin im pretty sure hes joking

    • @retroplayer8131
      @retroplayer8131 5 років тому +35

      *OWO*

    • @simpburs
      @simpburs 5 років тому +32

      @@pointlessviewer *Oh so 18 is underaged then, huh?* ùwú

  • @sydney82323
    @sydney82323 5 років тому

    You've stepped of your production game & I'm impressed

  • @Poiuy
    @Poiuy 4 роки тому

    The thing that‘s funny about the olive oil joke is that‘s actually how the ancient romans would clean themselves

  • @emilyriesett8086
    @emilyriesett8086 5 років тому +101

    *Yeah ok but why did you look like you were about to cry when you found the coins in the cake*
    *Answer me Slazo*

  • @Tag_the_3RD
    @Tag_the_3RD 5 років тому +74

    This Michael macaroni guy looks familiar

    • @sophiathekitteh
      @sophiathekitteh 5 років тому +9

      yeah, you're right, he looks like that guy Slazo

    • @jayson6222
      @jayson6222 5 років тому +3

      @@sophiathekitteh nah, Michael macaroni looks nothing like Slazo. He looks like troom troom

  • @tchez3058
    @tchez3058 5 років тому

    Nice to see he's finally wearing appropriate attire for Aussie summers

  • @matthewh2503
    @matthewh2503 5 років тому

    I know he was acting, but that little smile he did when he got the cake made me so happy
    2:40-2:43

  • @plaguedoctorravennotscp0496
    @plaguedoctorravennotscp0496 5 років тому +86

    *I threw up a bit when seeing that hot dog one*

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 5 років тому +1

      I started saying Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and my mom was quite confused

  • @venalbius
    @venalbius 5 років тому +389

    wouldn't the popcorn taste like
    *burnt hair?*

    • @sharon-gm3ih
      @sharon-gm3ih 5 років тому +9

      It would, wouldn't it..... 🤔

    • @ocinidolegna
      @ocinidolegna 5 років тому +17

      Yummy, my favorite flavor

    • @venalbius
      @venalbius 5 років тому +16

      @@ocinidolegna mm mm mm just like mom used to make

    • @tiruvaluroo
      @tiruvaluroo 5 років тому +1

      *yum*

    • @arintheseatsesh6242
      @arintheseatsesh6242 5 років тому +1

      @Betsy Mills Jesus H. Christ.

  • @guillermogonzalezmarin7302
    @guillermogonzalezmarin7302 5 років тому

    I had actually seen that cake one before but actually put into action.
    It wasn't to like hide the money from burglers, it was a cake some girl got for her birthday from like her aunt or granny or something, and she gets just an endless stream of bills as a secret surprise gift, and it actually looked cool

  • @meismagiic4779
    @meismagiic4779 5 років тому

    I could see 1:20 being useful in an incredibly specific situation, i'd like to see a robber deadass try to get a 70 pound ice block out of my freezer without me noticing. Put all my gold in there.