1/2 Bill Maher on Millionaire (comedy edition)

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  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 13 років тому +1

    I'm a 9/11 truther and I'm really starting to like Bill Maher started watching his show real time recently its hard to put away my personal feeling about some of the stuff he says about truthers but i agree with him on everything else and do respect him

  • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
    @CzolgoszWorkinMan 17 років тому +1

    Thanks so much for posting this, I've been looking all over for a clip of him on WWTBAM

  • @Sonnera
    @Sonnera 16 років тому +1

    I think charities to help families in Africa battle child starvation are important too actually. And I would even go so far to say those people need more help than dogs and should be prioritized over dogs, but that's just me. I think we needed at least one person on there to do an animal charity.

  • @deutschland08fn
    @deutschland08fn 13 років тому +3

    Kathy Griffin: "I enjoy myself so much."
    That may be, but nobody else does.

  • @GAYPRIDE1985
    @GAYPRIDE1985 13 років тому +3

    Bill really is very intelligent. I just love him and have been watching his show Realtime on HBO for 8 years!!

    • @rckblzr
      @rckblzr 2 роки тому

      You still watching him?

    • @hblanche
      @hblanche Рік тому

      @@rckblzr I am!

  • @DeVi0uS23
    @DeVi0uS23 12 років тому +2

    "I'm finally here I'm in your torture chamber.", "and frankly you're on fire'
    haha that was great.

  • @RyJ
    @RyJ 15 років тому +1

    Direct quote from Bill Maher:
    "I'm not an Atheist, because it mirrors the certainty which is the hallmark of religion. I always tell people that I DON'T KNOW. To be frank, NO ONE knows if there is a God, or numeous Gods."
    (this means Bill Mahe is AGNOSTIC)
    So, UnluckGambler, you say you know...but it's apparent that you don't know much...

  • @dazebhen1
    @dazebhen1 12 років тому +3

    thanks for sharing with us that you are an atheist now we can all sleep well

  • @chawk111
    @chawk111 15 років тому +2

    You know they could probably bring this show back to prime time hosted by Regis and it wold be a ratings success. It's been long enough.

    • @lapislazuli5035
      @lapislazuli5035 2 роки тому

      I wish this had happened before Regis died m :(

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie Рік тому +1

      Well,Regis is dead so it would be kind of hard!

    • @Unvaccinated69
      @Unvaccinated69 Рік тому

      @Rosebud you're replying to a comment that's 13 years old dude

  • @chevriley
    @chevriley 14 років тому +1

    i love how "drew barrymore flashes david letterman" is in the suggestions to the right. obviously lots of people went straight to searching for it. :P

  • @AdamHimself69
    @AdamHimself69 13 років тому

    im an atheist, and i still say OH MY GOD and THANK GOD.. twas implanted in my head in my adolescence and EVERYONE says it..! i try not saying it, and when i realize i said it, im like, GOD DAMMIT!

  • @BritishInvasion91
    @BritishInvasion91 12 років тому +1

    Regis: And what do you want to do?
    Bill: I wanna get on with this.
    That's exactly what I'd be thinking if I was on this show haha. Talk about nerves!

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому +1

    a big reason why i love him ;]

  • @itsian44
    @itsian44 12 років тому +1

    i knew bill maher was going to get to the hot seat

  • @itzamia
    @itzamia 3 роки тому +1

    Kathy Griffin has no problem with being narcissistic.

  • @ohnoher
    @ohnoher 16 років тому +1

    That was my first reaction too!
    Thank you so much for uploading this clip.

  • @mattjvlogs3157
    @mattjvlogs3157 6 років тому +1

    Lmao this was posted on my 11th birthday. Sweet lol

  • @jfcool10
    @jfcool10 12 років тому +3

    Just like you can say "Great Scott!" or "The force is strong in this one" Without thinking that Back to the Future and Star Wars are real events.

  • @trplm06
    @trplm06 15 років тому +1

    bill said "thank you god" lol

  • @dakotareeves3939
    @dakotareeves3939 2 роки тому +1

    Bill Maher is the next player competing on the Comedy Edition of Millionaire (the U.S. version) and he's playing for the Amanda Foundation.

  • @mbakerphotography
    @mbakerphotography 16 років тому +1

    I love how the 500 dollar question is in the related videos haha.

  • @cda345
    @cda345 11 років тому +6

    "Of Course I Believe in God" Bill Maher on his Politically Incorrect Show. UA-cam it. The guy has changed a lot over the past 15 years.

  • @CharmedCosmicGem78
    @CharmedCosmicGem78 16 років тому

    I absolutely agree. If I were rich, I would ONLY donate to animal charities, I'm not a big fan of humans, and figure that people can help themselves. I've always dreamed of having a place like DogTown, where any unwanted dogs and animals can live happily and be taken care of and loved. Bill Maher is a great person who doesn't waste his money on bullshit like cars, homes, or "bling" like other famous assholes do. There should be more people like Bill Maher out there. Animal abusers should die.!!!

  • @jadedjimmy
    @jadedjimmy 11 років тому +4

    BILL MAHER IS SO FUNNY I'M SPLITTING MY SIDES LAUGHING AT HIS RAPIDFIRE JOKES OH MY GOSH STOP MAKING ME LAUGH BILL MAHER!

  • @Leonar12345
    @Leonar12345 12 років тому +1

    beautifully written haha

  • @MTread545
    @MTread545 12 років тому +2

    lol draft dodging!! avoid bunkers!!! hahaha

  • @flylike1
    @flylike1 15 років тому +1

    yes, that's the point i was getting at. even though he identifies himself as "agnostic" as long as he doesn't have a personal belief, by definition he's still an atheist.
    people often avoid the term "atheist" due to its negative connotation in the media, and society (in america especially) but by definition all it means is just what i said, no personal belief in a god. it's a very simple thing, but people try to tag on other beliefs and dogmas to it, or even call it a religion. sad indeed

  • @ninjaturtletyke55555
    @ninjaturtletyke55555 11 років тому +1

    religion I feel is just a way to organize your beliefs. But some people feel they need to use it as a shield to push away doubts and thoughts they don't believe in. Well you don't need religion to shield you from new ideas just conformity. sadly that's why many religions including my own don't succeed in what they set out to do. one of the ideas of Christianity is to preach unconditional love and yet we are doing the opposite and leave shitty comments on you tube. Happy anniversary again!

  • @dynamoehummm
    @dynamoehummm 16 років тому

    Wow. I got nuthin'. Give you a thumb up for stating the obvious.. painfully obvious.

  • @chibicat13
    @chibicat13 14 років тому +1

    I am a graphic designer too. The documents where scanned and made into a PDF for easy online viewing. You can request the documents by contacting Virginia's department of Agriculture and consumer services division of animal and food industry services. Their contact info is on their letterhead on the file.

  • @lulugabyalexa
    @lulugabyalexa 11 років тому +1

    after seeing this being the bill maher fan that i am he contradicted himself as an atheist by saying thank you god not once but twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zzyzx0788
    @zzyzx0788 15 років тому

    Kathy Griffin.. *shutters*

  • @ShinyEvergreens
    @ShinyEvergreens 15 років тому

    haha you're right! xD

  • @RyJ
    @RyJ 15 років тому

    He's not an Atheist. He's more Agnostic, as he says "I don't know if there is a God (or numerous Gods), and neither does ANYONE else"

  • @gahbunga
    @gahbunga 14 років тому +1

    When I was 10 I saw a video of a PETA member skinning a beaver alive as some kind of message, yeah these are people to look up to right here.

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому

    yes, yes he is.

  • @barbedwirebat111
    @barbedwirebat111 15 років тому

    he's not an atheist. he's an apatheist, and before that, he was agnostic. He was never an atheist.

  • @tonoolvera
    @tonoolvera 13 років тому

    @trplm06 It's a saying, doesn't mean he absolutely believes in anything. Blame it on being raised on religion. Even after you stop believing it, some aspects of it are so ingrained in your being that you can't just shake them off.

  • @ninjaturtletyke55555
    @ninjaturtletyke55555 12 років тому

    Wow you said that like a year ago. You still get responses?

  • @CharmedCosmicGem78
    @CharmedCosmicGem78 16 років тому +2

    I absolutely love the fact that he's playing for an animal charity. dogs need more help than humans do.

  • @SuperDrRockzo
    @SuperDrRockzo 12 років тому

    @AdamHimself69 Yep, and we're not doing anything wrong when we say it either. =P

  • @Stellra52
    @Stellra52 11 років тому +2

    What year is this? Everybody looks so... young.

  • @jimbutler1189
    @jimbutler1189 6 років тому

    He must be SUPER uncomfortable. He’s not even trying to find a joke.

  • @BrendanBeckett
    @BrendanBeckett 14 років тому

    @RyanR3volution He is not a Zionist. Yes, he is a little more buddy buddy with Israel than I would like, but he is not a Zionist since you have to be a religious Jew to be. Also, he does criticize Israel sometimes as well and supports a free Palestine.

  • @mattram88
    @mattram88 3 роки тому +1

    Why are Quivers, Griffin and Nealon on anything comedy themed? Ugh

  • @justoneofmany
    @justoneofmany 14 років тому

    A pdf can be created by anyone with Acrobat, which is easily pirated. I was in graphic arts for years, it's very easy to create such things. I wish I could agree with you, I'm not trying to be a downer or anything, but that's not solid proof.
    If that document, the pdf is real, how do you know? It's easy to copy a logo & letterhead digitally. I'm empirical & need the solid proof. If there was a News article from a reputable source that linked the pdf, or a leak into the media I'd support you.

  • @brownnoice
    @brownnoice 15 років тому

    Every Atheist believes something different but in the eyes of most religions all rectangles are squares.

  • @Textra1
    @Textra1 16 років тому

    Word

  • @siiruz13
    @siiruz13 15 років тому

    is it not ironic that bill maher got fired for being not "PC" (AKA he offended some one or some people) on his show called "Politically Incorrect"?

  • @dannyboyz7061
    @dannyboyz7061 6 років тому +4

    Kathy Griffin actually wasn't kidding in the beginning, which is why it wasn't funny. Normal for her though, not being funny.

  • @ninjaturtletyke55555
    @ninjaturtletyke55555 12 років тому

    lol. Well happy anniversary I guess

  • @TheOneWithTheAccent
    @TheOneWithTheAccent 11 років тому +2

    I am an Atheist, and I am not against a religion. I just don't care for them.

  • @shakaama
    @shakaama 14 років тому

    @DrinkSkateSleep actually it is. apparently witty humor escapes you.

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому

    kid, ive been arguing against religion for nearly half of my life. i remember bill saying that. he simply made the simple mistake that so many other ppl make too, such as urself. the mistake is that agnostics are not atheists. in fact, agnostics ARE atheists. call them a special type of atheists if u will, but they are atheists. think of them as square in the family of rectangles.

  • @peepsrock21
    @peepsrock21 15 років тому

    maybe thats because there are so many more male comedians then female!

  • @BrendanBeckett
    @BrendanBeckett 15 років тому

    ESPECIALLY when it comes to religion. He is not PRE-JUDGING any religion, he is judging it. And he finds it to be ridiculous and dangerous. From an objective analytical perspective.
    Nothing bigoted about it.

  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 13 років тому

    @VexonCross 1. a building cannot collapse at freefall speed while following the path of greatest resistance without explosives and 2. fire cannot melt steal true it can lost loads of its strength from fire but that does not explain the moltan steel found at the base of the towers. 3.what about building 7 was not hit by a plane but still fell at freefall speed following the path of greatest resistance (i study physics among other things at college right now) but even common sense dictates

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 6 років тому

      ugh fuc, i forgot what i like back then.....cringe

  • @atltallone907
    @atltallone907 15 років тому

    he goes back and forth between atheist and agnostic (prob spelled that wrong lol)

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому

    hah. comp sci major here, so u know im the former ;]

  • @AdamHimself69
    @AdamHimself69 12 років тому

    I don't wnat to go out of my way to un-learn a word that I've been saying for years lol. Like, I don't believe there is some devine chunk of fecal matter out there but I still say 'holy shit'.

  • @Kleinfurkon
    @Kleinfurkon 12 років тому

    @chevriley all I got was 'Drew Carey flashes David Letterman.

  • @colBoh
    @colBoh 12 років тому

    *sigh* Game shows just aren't this fun anymore...

  • @manuelturcios
    @manuelturcios 13 років тому

    @trplm06 Well, in his movie he mentions that well into his 40's he was still making "deals" with God... so, I don't know if that's the case here but he wasn't always an atheist.

  • @manictiger
    @manictiger 11 років тому

    I think they meant they help them out of that situation, i.e. adopted instead of injected.
    I doubt they go in and feed the dog a lobster and a fine glass of wine.

  • @AdamHimself69
    @AdamHimself69 13 років тому

    @Hectom8 lol it's hard not to notice when we do

  • @legacy917
    @legacy917 13 років тому

    @trplm06 i noticed that too!! bwahahahaha it must be before his eyes were opened..

  • @teamwounder
    @teamwounder 16 років тому

    i hate stepping in dog shit

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea 17 років тому

    Thank god Cathy Griffin didnt get it phew

  • @jpiccion
    @jpiccion 15 років тому

    I think that goes under "smart", Melekhmin

  • @CharmedCosmicGem78
    @CharmedCosmicGem78 16 років тому

    there are things to help humans, it's called welfare and there's too much of it being abused by lazy people who don't want to work.

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому

    did u read what i said about the definition of atheist?
    here, ill repeat it:
    atheist = a + theist, a = not, ergo, atheist = not theist.
    theist = a religious person, atheist = not a religious person.
    if u arent religious, (if u arent a theist), u r not religious (not a theist, atheist).

  • @Coolquip43
    @Coolquip43 9 років тому

    Ray Allen was on Bill Maher's show? Ok...

  • @BrendanBeckett
    @BrendanBeckett 13 років тому

    @thesearewarningsigns Exactly. It's like when liberals show tolerance towards Islam, even to the point of tolerating intolerance. Makes me sick.

  • @gigobait
    @gigobait 12 років тому

    Jesus Christ is a common one for me....

  • @dullidddd
    @dullidddd 8 років тому

    at 2:30 he prays

    • @LiveLXStudios
      @LiveLXStudios 8 років тому

      Its a greeting gesture in some cultures

  • @420simpson
    @420simpson 12 років тому

    i laugh when people say...oh hes says hes an atheist but he says oh my god. I am an atheist and I say holy shit, and holy cow. but it doesnt mean I actually believe in holy fecal matter, or sacred cattle.

  • @VexonCross
    @VexonCross 13 років тому

    @jimmy2k4o He's right about the truthers, though.

  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 13 років тому

    @VexonCross actually he doesn't he mocks us because we don't believe that the planes took down the towers and were right because it is scientifically impossible for it to have been as simple as that, before this become a debate where you call me a parranoid freak i'm just looking at the science i have no bias views that would sway me, it makes no difference to me if it was terrorists or not, still hurt for the victims and family and i'm not american so it isn't a political thing either

  • @w1104717
    @w1104717 17 років тому

    robin quivers was on millionare? Big black cans!

  • @SSaavedra52
    @SSaavedra52 14 років тому

    @trplm06 Bill said many time ge believes in god he just dont like the religion and gives god more credit !

  • @GamerFreak186
    @GamerFreak186 15 років тому

    But all religions include a God....
    Right?

  • @BrendanBeckett
    @BrendanBeckett 15 років тому

    Rude and cruel, yes.... ridiculous... depends on your opinion.
    Bigoted? No way... give one example. All the mean things he says are not based on prejudice, because he's not pre-judging anything, he is judging.

  • @RealRaynedance
    @RealRaynedance 15 років тому

    I find religion dangerous and a LITTLE ridiculous.... From that same perspective.

  • @melekhmin
    @melekhmin 15 років тому

    And Atheist :D

  • @allblue88
    @allblue88 13 років тому

    @AdamHimself69 i have had great succes replacing some of it with stuff i've read in fantasy books. stuff like "merlins beard", "hoods breath", and other stuff.

  • @AdamHimself69
    @AdamHimself69 12 років тому

    It's pretty fucking rediculous lol. But yes.

  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 13 років тому

    @VexonCross explosives were involved and thats just for starters there is plenty more evidence that i wont bore you with

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому

    do agnostics worship a god? no. they are not theists, ergo, they are atheists.

  • @emfan457
    @emfan457 11 років тому

    I'm an atheist, and I also say both those phrases...but I don't put my hands together and look up to the sky while saying them. That's a little weird I think. Maybe he's become "more of an atheist" (I'm sorry but I'm having a hard time thinking of a better way of phrasing that) since then?

  • @1hanzus
    @1hanzus 11 років тому

    2001

  • @ninjaturtletyke55555
    @ninjaturtletyke55555 12 років тому

    its ok because your not supposed to use gods name in vein.

  • @flylike1
    @flylike1 15 років тому

    does bill maher believe in a god or supernatural being?

  • @shakaama
    @shakaama 14 років тому

    i was on politically incorrect, i mean i was there. i hated it. it was not funny at all.

  • @Wickerbasket
    @Wickerbasket 13 років тому

    Robin Quivers and comedy, what?

  • @GemTeu
    @GemTeu 15 років тому

    Quite of bit of Bill Mahar's material is bigotist, rude, ridiculous, and cruel. Other bits of his material makes good sense.

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому

    really, thats how he got fired from that show?
    fucking politics... such bullshit ;/

  • @notimportant8806
    @notimportant8806 9 років тому +9

    Comedy edition? why is Bill Maher here?

    • @Tiger_III
      @Tiger_III 6 років тому

      may be u need to check ur sense of humor fuse.

    • @farerse
      @farerse 6 років тому +1

      kevin nealon is definately funny.

    • @dutchtreat9
      @dutchtreat9 6 років тому

      😅

    • @alextownsend5933
      @alextownsend5933 6 років тому

      @RE1SPECT1WALK Hey dumbass.. how do you not know that's Howard Stern's sidekick Robin?????

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому

    ... squares ARE rectangles... what grade are u in? ;/
    and agnostics ARE atheists. ive been arguing religion for nearly 8 nears since i was 14, believe me i know this.
    atheist = a+theist, a = not, atheist = not theist, so basically, there are 2 kinds of ppl in this world, those who believe, and those who simply dont believe. agnostics dont believe, so theyre part of atheists. a special kind of atheist, but an atheist nonetheless.

  • @Zellean
    @Zellean 13 років тому

    @AdamHimself69 lol yeah i hate it...

  • @UnluckyGambler
    @UnluckyGambler 15 років тому

    hes an atheist. i KNOW this.