The Most Secure Prison In The World
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Prisons are a problem in every country. But you need me to make the best prison ever. You need a guide to make the perfect prison .No prison is perfectly secure until now.
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Kilian is best UA-camr in the world
Always reliable information.
Agree. However his channel is underrated. He deserves more subs tbh
Mythic Kyle yeah
Ace too underrated. I've been trying to tell popular streamers about it, but to no avail.
I know i escaped prison thanks to him, im off to go vandalize shoes again while eating candy #noelectricchairtoday
Mythic Kyle yes but have you ever heard him say he is not a canabal? No? Have you ever seen a picture of him standing next to Hitler? No? Then why are you a big fan of canabal Hitler? ;)
Kilian is the vanguard of the revolution.
Workers of the world unite!
Got mitt uns!
Anon-Chan #toxic get out you racist!............
Kilian is the new Vladmir Lenin
+Bolshevik Leninist
Found a comrade
The starved killer whales part had me ded...
French Doge like Jarid
what part of the plan benefitted from feeding the whales he didn't even take the moat
@@rorynator7567 It benefited the plan because someone died. Why? Because it was the Kilian experience.
That Danganronpa music made your explaining 10x better, but hawt dog was this still good.
Who are you and why am I just now finding you
*Best montage ever*
AWW YEAH THAT DANGANRONPA MUSIC BABYYY
To escape from prison make friends make sure friend die while distracting the guards and then you make your escape
1:17 necrophilia is when a person wants to have inter course with a dead thing...
no shit
Jared Kushner...we got him boys!
"He's gonna kill me tonight after I brush my teeth"
Then don't brush 'em, works for me
Genius
ua-cam.com/video/hB07EJhMBRs/v-deo.html
Eh...
Most prisons have scheduled showering and teeth brushing time and if you refused you get tasered which just makes murder easier
@@jamnjosh2907 tell me please you're joking about being tased for refusing to clean yourself.
@@jamnjosh2907 yeah that's definitely bs
NOBODY IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT THE ENDING WAS. KILIAN THAT WAS GREAT THANK YOU
slime_finder He's smarter than we all thought .
I HEARD DANGANRONPA MUSIC
@@zerogravity3441 He also used Let's Kill Each Other in his Rimworld video, and even though it was for 1.5 seconds, I got so fricking happy.
THIS MAN DESERVES MORE SUBS
With the Danganronpa music too
THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE
3:09 “I’ve seen every escape movie ever made”
Shows chicken run
but it is
But not Toy Story 3
ctrl shift X They didn’t even show The Great Escape!
The PC game!
*Chicken Run theme immediately plays*
That movie is just a concentration camp metaphor ok then
lets make a little distraction
( punches someone )
225 PrİsOnErS ArE RiOtİnG
This is GULAG
Vladimir rajeev cccp1945 you meant a typical chinese jail
@@yoyoyeah9083 a russian concentration camp or chinese or german or north korean
Vladimir rajeev cccp1945 a russian concentration camp= a normal jail in china
Well you know what happens when you punch people when they are drinking their slightly chilled 1968 Chateau le Blanc.
"ive seen every escape movie ever made"
*shows tiny frame of chicken run*
3:09
I mean, he's not WRONG.
Chicken Run is literally all one big homage to The Great Escape, after all.
This video is fake. After all, everyone knows blood is pink in such explaining montages.
randomff randombff hahahaha
Yeah and Kilian should be a gray naked man with rock hard abs.
FudgyWaffles
In my world he already is ;)
randomff randombff its also done in comic book style.
IS DAT A DANGANRONPA REFERENCE
Who the idiot that put a prison owner... in his own prison
Gangster Frankzter u
Not just the owner, the god damn architect
A person who plays minecraft and puts a minecraft picaxe as their profile picture
I AM FUCKING DYING!
ObnoxiousAlec LMAO
“I know what necrophilia is so I new all the doctors would be busy trying to pull him away.” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He tried to turn them into minions because he is a necromancer
necrophilia is an attraction to dead bodies, primarily sexual intercourse with a dead bodies
im glad most the people here dont know that necrophilia isnt the same thing as necromancy...
dont look it up kids
How come you can spell "know" but not "knew"?
Can you not
1:52 "What are you gonna do? Put a prison owner in prison? That's literally against the laws of physics!" this is the content I subscribed for
and there's a movie about that actually lol
@@N0noy1989 Pablo Escobar also served time in the prison he owned and built. he even hired his own guards.
'my lawyers expected me to get 3 to 5 years, but I'm on death row!' Kilian, you are amazing xD
Matthew Gilligan his lawyers are not tho
I imagine it went like this-
“Your Honor-League of Legends.”
“DEATH!”
I am not sure if the game is so advanced or you faked half of story
And that is the killian experience.
Prison Architect is surprisingly deep. Other than building and managing your own prison, the game has an actual escape mode so you can try to escape your own prison. If too many people die the CEO will fire you and then the "state" will throw you into your own prison.
Bit of both i think
With about 100h into this game, I can tell that he faked at least half of the story
Yes.
That escape plan was actually brilliant. You should make a movie script or something.
Edit: Wtf? When did this blow up?
The best part is when you escaped
That is actually such a good movie idea with such betrayal.
Yeah and then the part 2 Will be about the yakuza and his freinds that suvived Will Hunt him down because the yakuza helped the freinds to escape (they Are angry about the leder get ting killed)
@@threefour5684 no the best part was the sleepy whales
@@Apollo-684 tru
I swear, every video this guy puts out is “They has us in the first half, not gonna lie.”
and everytime he does that its great
had*
What a legendary plot twist, worthy of Metal Gear.
a plot twist to surpass metal gear
plot twist?
You know a plan's good when it gets the Danganronpa music
Icefox425 hell yeah-
Totally not the flash :3 ahh some more members
HIYOKO IS BEA
Hiyoko is absolute garbage and Chris Hansen would like a word with you
Wait just a second...
KILIAN YOU SNEAKY SALMON.
DANGANRONPA MUSIC IS BEST MUSIC!
If only the show and games were as good
@@plaidhatter1674 Show? What show? There is no show, especially not one in which a main character *SPOLIERS
allows the entire apocalypse to happen because he doesn't want to be ousted as gay.
@@alexread6767 There is a show. I don't watch it, but it exists
I watched the danganronpa anime. I'd say its not as bad as some people say it is but its still not great. Trying to fit 25 hours of material into 13 episodes (despair arc) is gonna be tough. If you didn't play the games you probably won't care about the characters. If you did play the games, you would be disappointed of how flat the anime is. I still enjoyed it because my standards are pretty low.
@@plaidhatter1674 the games ARE good you plebeian with no taste
"VIDEO GAME PIRACY?!"
"I did not know we had such SICK FUCKS, we need armed guards!"
Yep, that's in the video
Danganronpa music. Perfect.
Wormy, No Monokuma as warden.
5/10, Disbear inducing.
True though... The 5 cubs could've been wardens as well.
I laughed my ass off when I caught on
Whats the song called? I have played the game but idk what the songs called
Closing Explanation.
This should be the ad for the game
izeekio What's it called?
Chief Ray its called sims prison
Chief Ray Prison Architect
Chief Ray Escapists but not
Yep
"Why are we speaking english?"
Uh?
@@geniscladellas6165 Kilian lives in Sweden, why would a police squadron talk english and not swedish?
i ca nt sea k london
Anarchy... yo hablo español porque sí...
No i widzisz kurwa po co ten angielski
Throw a prison owner in prison? That is literally against the laws of physics XD
IT'S JUST MEDICINAL
0x77f2a universe.exe has stopped working, carlsagan.dll has attempted an illegal operation, neuron collapse imminent
Armed robbery in 20000000bc
0
Armed robbery in 2016ad
Like a billion
Best joke so far
On a side note, eye for an eye was an improvement. What punishment actually used to be like was blood feuds a.k.a. you kill one of mine so I kill one of yours so you kill one of mine so I kill one of yours and so on and so forth. Some backwards countries still have that. An eye for an eye actually put a stop to the spiral of violence (or at least tried to).
BrewBrewBrewTheDeck blood feuds are like primary school punching.
GIMME YOUR FOOD OR I HIT YOU WITH THIS STICK
Alternatively, it meant handing it over to the local noble, who would be like "well, I was the one who put out your eye, so I choose to exempt myself from the crime."
@@berkepaksoy7028 *villager noises*
Aaahhh how wonderful, Timmy's despair was but a stepstone towards Kilian's ultimate hope.
*chokes*
Please don’t bring nagito into this
*eyy*
That's honestly sounds like the a plot of a Danganronpa chapter!🤔
"Explaining montage"
*Danganronpa OST*
YES SOMEONE ALSO NOTICED!!
This isn't the most secure prison.. you ever played roblox prison escape
Holy yeah
Have you ever played (Insert 4th dimension noises here)
Not that obby of hell again-
The fact that you incorporated all of your seeming jokes into a flashbang ending was one of the most clever things I've witnessed in any game-based comedic presentation . BRAVO . Honestly . BRAVO .
Closing Arguments will now forever be known as Explaining Montages and no one can change this.
YES
Same profile pic
1:58 Did the law enforcement raid you with breaching charges and about 30 SWAT operatives for tax evasion?
Yes, and they were speaking english, presumably in sweden...
He was also saying “It’s only game”
Fiskmaster sweden has american cops take down prison wardens
It just makes more sense this way
It's a very extreme crime in sweden
“I don’t speak english”
*said in English* 😂👌
"PFFTT ...I spit out my coffee.. it may have been a better visual gag" Ok, that was funny.
My lawyer expected me to get 3-5 years but..
*IM ON DEATH ROW*
Charisma
He rolled a nat 1 on that charisma/persuasion check.
Fucking hell my fave youtubers are uploading and I've got school to do.
It's literally a 6-minute video.
im watching at school lol
Good that im in Europe :D its 7pm
Danganronpa explanation!
School isn't a place for smart people, get over it yo!
So if I eat someone's children they have to eat my children?
Yeah.
Not if you eat your own first
Frost Richtofen that would mean you will have to eat your children every time you get a new one.
No, their children have to eat you
Yup
5:32
D-Danganronpa music-
o h s h i t
Oh my god...Rewatching this it only just clicked that when he talks about Necrophilia and asks if that's a necromancer...You could say its a nec-romancer
danganronpa but its a prision montage
Danganronpa v4:Killian harmony
Killian is in prison, dude. He can't hear you.
Kilian escaped tho
Let me correct you: Danganronpa v4: Kilian Harmony
+Bubblebat No, that's the plot twist.
He got teleported to another world???
Fackin' Danganronpa music
Bluepaw Doesn't Understand A Thing ikr? I came my pants when I heard it
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THIS CASE
NO THAT'S WRONG!!
I fucking knew it
good choice considering it's an explaining montage :v
Bluepaw Doesn't Understand A Thing danganronpa is the best thing that happened
I bet you're not even a real racoon.
The Wise Wombat shut up
The Wise Wombat how dare you
The Wise Wombat i bet you arent even a real wombat
Thats right, he is a red panda.
Lmao, I can't tell if these replies are serious or not
The way he said "prison" at 0:09 killed me XD
B A M B O O Z L E D
B E A N E D
Cooby Booby holy meatballs
We've been tricked we've been deceived and possibly bamboozled
You've been tricked by a tricky trickster
B A Z I N G A !
“I never knew we had such sick FUCKS in our prison”
That did it in for me
"Hey man, what're you in for?"
"Video game piracy."
*He backs up*
"W-w-whoa man, I don't want any trouble!
The one who orchestrated this crime...It was YOU, KILIAN EXPERIENCE, YOU'RE THE KILLER *screen shatters* Complete!
*THATS MEDICINAL! THATS MEDICINAL!*
TheFirstOneOut -.-
I heard “THATS PEPOBISMAL THATS PEPOBISMAL”
The laundry riot was probably a riot over tide pods.
Ded mem
“THAT’S MY TIDE POD!!!”
“YOU ATE THE LAST ONE!!!”
“I THOUGHT IT WAS A SNACK.”
“STEVE YOU LITERALLY POURED A BUCKET OF OBVIOUS TIDE PODS DOWN YOUR THROAT.”
“I CAN’T READ BOB!!”
Yeah, the first boss in Ridorana Lighthouse kept hitting people with them. XD
TIDE POD CHALLENGE prison edition (just why was this challenge created)
NO! I DON'T WANT THE OFF BRAND ONES!
I heard a faint Danganronpa theme in the background towards the end.
Killian is cocaine for me
haleme it is spelled kilian with one l.
so very true
Cocaine is kilian me.
No, really. Send help. I'm dying
*haleme* *Kilian
Montage with Danganronpa music? Oh god, I love you ^^
A perfect fit.
...so...can we get a garbage review of Danganronpa?
Already asked for it, we need more people asking.
Arisa Uehara yeah we need a danganronpa garbage review
Yeeess
Kilian please respond. At least tell us no, so we can fall into DESPAIR. You would not give us false HOPE, would you? Oh my Kilian, what have I done?!
Music from Shawshank Redemption AND Danganronpa? Not only are your videos hilariously entertaining, you also have fantastic musical choices. And that editing in the explaining montage. Just perfect.
pretty sure that was from American Beauty, but with thomas newman you can never really tell
SUPER PANCAKES!!! What are you talking about danganronpa music is best music
D A N G A N R O N P A
I somehow learnt the lesson backwards after watching this video. I now automatically spell Killian with two l's where before I used to spell it with 1. Then I think "wait a minute..."
wait a minute...
@@ezman-vn8zy wait a minute....
2:04 "That's medicinal, it's medicinal!"
Ali omg thanks for pointing that out 😂😂
😂 great catch!
Why are they speaking English?
In the opening tutorial, you're allowed to spruce up the doomed inmate's cell with books, seats, and fixtures. I add a window...
Facing the execution chamber! I kall it the killy-r experience!
That's medicinal - Killian
I made a spelling mistake that turned out to be a plot twist. Noice.
“Your prison your rules”
“Call from the CEO”
“The rules of your prison is inhuman, you are fired.”
You lied to me Introversion Software
I FOUND THIS VIDEO AFTER SO MANY YEARS
Yay another killian vid
Alex Lake Kilian*
Why are you advertising a Killian vid on Kilian's channel? I'm not sure Kilian appreciates that.
another Kilian speaking here: DON'T CALL KILIANS KILLIANS! LIKE WE ARE ALL KILLERS?
Die Wacht am Rhein
Meet Kilian he measures weight in Kilograms and Kilograms can also be used to measure mass. Be like Kilian.
Meet Killian he measures weight in pounds. He's America so he uses pounds to know how much his inches of Diet Coke weighs. Don't be like Killian.
*THAT'S KILLIAN WITH 2 L's*
But if you killed their nephew, does that mean that the other uncle/aunt of that killed nephew can kill your other nephew?
correct, its how justice works
Then you can kill their nephew again.
Christian Penguin nope
and that is where blood feuds come from.
Im so hype for the danganronpa reference
I was having a shitty evening and I decided to watch a killian videos to make me feel better. I don’t feel better, but you’ve made me feel better for not being trapped within your prison. Thanks killian ❤️
"With three people, we can still do it though."
A second later:
"Timmy just ran for it! WHAT THE SHIT!"
I lost it at this part.
Dat danganronpa refrence tho
YES I'm not the only one then
FeelsGoodMan I'm so glad I bought and played the first two recently
Man, I love the Prisoner Architect/The Escapists crossover. I've wanted to see that for years.
Trygve Plaustrum hey, it's just escape mode
Trygve Plaustrum That's not the escapists
Escapists crossover?
It's all just Prison Architect lol
Trygve Plaustrum Like someone will a prison level and you have to escape in there?
Like Super Mario Maker?
*Governments should be watching this*
4:10
Punch one guy.
Starts a riot of over 200 people.
What a legend
I love how at 3:07 when he says I’ve seen every escape movie ever made it cuts to chicken rush
Prison Architect combined with Danganronpa
Genius
unban me lol
Grinki i
Nah.
woah
The discord is for cute little boys only, otherwise Sodra will take no interest in you.
Lol xD
amazing, seen this like 15 times over the years, never gets old
Hard to believe I’ve been subbed for almost 3 years
The danganrompa climax return ending made me remember why I subscribed to you
"Several died in riots, it was about 10 before I bought the first washing machine." Last time I checked, 7 doesn't equal 10 Kilian... what happened to those other three prisoners.... Kilian...?
I googled it. This is what came out:
more than two but not many.
"the author of several books"
synonyms: some, a number of, a few, not very many, a handful of, a small group of, various, a variety of, assorted, sundry, diverse;
Adrian Ftw in Dank's original comment he meant it's not necessarily 7
the necrophile got them
or that filthy jaywalker
He ate them
Sock go back to middle school, kid.
Killian, what are you doing my dude? Some people come here to watch once every month, keep uploading this frequently, and you'll actually get more views and subscribers, and that's just stupid.
quality over quantity, jesus do we need to start teaching kids in class this shit or you're too dumb to figure it out yourself?
Mayilan Thanigai and that is the kilian experience
The "killian" you are talking to is still in prison and maybe he will not read your comment. I'm sorry bro.
Jesus, I thought we taught kids in class comprehensive reading but you apparently skipped that class because you just totally misinterpreted the original comment.
slime_finder I think you need to read the comment again
I thought the most secure prison in the world was my heart
Kilian is probably the most underrated content creator i know
Oh my god the Closing Argument soundtrack when you're explaining the plan made me so fucking happy for some reason. Very good!
Oh my god is that Danganronpa in the back
Legend Gaming TR Yes, yes it is, and it is glorious.
2:05 "NO THAT'S MEDICINAL" LAMO
3:47
Can't kill you after you brush your teeth if you dont brush your teeth.
*nitendo invented video games*
what is nitendo
no it was the dad of that one kid i met on runescape
Many believe this to be true, but in fact a caveman invented them by accident while playing with fire. Many does not however know this, as we all know, playing with fire eventually brings death. Nintendo however is known for the invention because they made video games good.
Exactly, but this is of course the very basics. Famous examples of this production would be E.T. on the atari
Yeah the first video games ran on a primative log-combustion system, and they were very bad games, and painful to the penis.
love the danganronpa backgroundmusic at the end. 10/10 genius!
Wait, there's Danganronpa music in the background?
When Kilian got arrested, did anyone else hear him saying "that's medicinal"?
I mean, one _can_ get legally high if the doc gives it to you to help with your psychotic illness...
No he didn't your making things up your a idiot reporter
@@starkiller1248 he did 2:04
@@starkiller1248 it’s in the subtitles
3:17 When your parents ask how your getting on with your essay
I will get my revenge. J walking is a serous offence. You'll play.
when kilian was getting arrested did anyone hear him say "It's just medicinal?"
drugs
"Why are we speaking english?"
I heard that. Maybe it was
It's in the subs too now haha
0:09 P W R W I S I O W N
I have never died
And here I was thinking you were posting comments from beyond the grave.
nah fam i'm quoting jaguar
fabien francken That'll be your downfall. Not being open to new experiences.
Kilian: there's nothing better than executing a well thought out plan
Five seconds later
Kilian: GODDAMNIT
"I know what necrophilia is so I knew that all the doctors would be busy trying to pull him away."
Lmaoooooo
Modern society...
Can't anymore relax from your job and watch executions! I miss the spanish inquisition...
*JUMP OUT FROM OFF SCREEN, TRUMPET BLARES*
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!
Everyone knows Chicken Run is best prison escape movie!