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@café Spain be like: you are but a baby watch this... 5 civil wars, 1 coup attempt per year from 1816 to 1878 (which resulted in a name change to simplify accounting of them) 7 kings, 7 presidents, and 4 dictatorships from 1800 to 1939
Werent almolst all our wars against the thieves/Portugal/Cristiano Ronaldo? Mas as nossas guerrar não eram a maioria contra os ladrões/Portugal/Cristiano Ronaldo?
Cara, nós tivemos poucas guerras. Com certeza isso iria acontecer. Se for ver outros países o Brasil tá na média. Agora Inglaterra é Estados Unidos já lutaram com o planeta inteiro e tiveram bem mais guerras internas do que o meme mostra.
Sully: So no giant Picanha? Nate: Once again, no. Sully: And you're sure of that? Nate: Just a metaphor I'm afraid. Sully: A metaphor aint gonna pay your bills, kid!
and to think these ideas are still being practiced today, mainly in places like Saudi and Turkey. I can't think of many things more terrible than trying people as witches and sorcerers, things that's don't even exist or a bad to begin with if they did. We are centuries from truly being a civilized species.
The war of 1812 is considered a defeat for the Americans because their intention was to anex Canada away from Britain, while Britain was simply trying to maintain the status quo while they were fighting Napoleon and expanding in India As a result, Britain treated the war of 1812 like that side quest you wouldn't really do otherwise, but you happened to be in the area so decided to do it anyway
@@lancejac6250 Securing sole access to the great lakes was the latter intention, which failed. Stopping impressions on US sailors was technically a success, but only achieved because of Napolean's defeat and not because they succeed in taking Canada.
@@pakman184 trying to take land from canada is still debated. But its widely excepted that the U.S. wanted more secure shipping Lanes to include securing the great lakes
@@lancejac6250 I don't think there's any debate about annexing part/all of Canada. The number 1 reason was to stop "the press" on US sailors and the method of achieving that was taking Canada while the British were occupied with France. They stopped naval impression but it wasn't because the US succeeded, they failed their primary goal but got the desired outcome because Britain couldn't give a shit about war after beating Napoleon and signed a white peace. As for securing shipping lanes, I'm pretty sure that they desired sole access to the lakes but I'd need to go research that again.
A major event of this war (the seven years war where the "french and indian war" is only a small part of it) is that the british completely destroy the french navy . At these time , maintaining a navy cost a lot , and since the french lost it , they still have to rebuild one but also didn't have to paid the huge expense of it for the duration of the 7 years war . So it help the french to maintain a good economy paradoxaly when it was a huge deficit in the short run for the brits (and since they also do all that to maintain their american colony , which they lost some years after during the american revolution , it wasn't that good )
And then the Brits came back in 1812, gave the yanks a good hiding, then defeated Napoleon and sat around for a century drinking tea until ze Germans had a go… and lost too.
Russia: monarchy ---> communism ---> democracy ---> authoritarian kleptocracy ---> freaking militaristic dictatorship. And all of this in just one century.
@@Specoups I was born and still live in Moscow, but it's more like I live on the Moon. I don't feel any connection with anyone. I take the position of an alienated observer.
Well large groups of Loyalist and American patriots fought against each other. A significant amount of Americans were loyal British subjects. It does seem like it should be considered a civil war.
Clarification on that last one. The reason why the Brits considered it a victory, is because America’s original objective, conquer and annex Canada while England was occupied with Napoleon, had failed. Don’t let my fellow Americans fool you, we started the War of 1812, and Canada beat our asses, England just rubbed salt in the wound.
The objective of the war was to get Britain to stop attacking our merchant ships pressing our sailors into the British navy, and we successfully did so. Canada, as always, was a side quest.
@@a_channel2545 if you think America isn’t a bloodthirsty expansionist imperial power first above all other things, you clearly weren’t paying attention to American history too much.
@@a_channel2545 And the means to achieve this goal was invading Canada. Ergo, task successfully failed on your end, victory and every goal achieved for everyone other than you.
Meanwhile *India* with: 500+ Rulers, 20+ Dynasties, 200 years of Colonial Rule, 14 Prime Ministers and 15 Presidents. 350+ Wars, 76 Major Wars and the most invaded country in the world.
Much like the Falklands war. Argentina: It was a rigteous cause led by bastards, it was a national humiliation, we will have revenge! Britain: It's this thing that happened once.
As far as i know, it's the same in the States. It's just a pointless blip between the Revolutionary War and the Civil War. Many people forget it even happened.
Actually it was Washington's native American guide that killed a french diplomats brother, who was an officer at a French military fort somewhere in south Canada. The French responded as if this were a plot between the English and Indians so they attacked the expedition as the guides scattered leaving the English for slaughter. This started the French indian war
Not to be that guy, but I believe the incident took place in modern day Pennsylvania. In fact the fort that the British would capture from the French in that region was renamed to Pittsburgh.
So we forget the Seven Years War? The F&I "war" was just the American campaign. US, Natives, GW, French... none of them started a war... it was already going and theae actions only inflamed it locally.
Portugal: "well, let's stop existing and let's just be all one thing called Brazil" Portuguese Royal Family: moves to Brazil to make a living and leaves their people behind to be ruled by Napoleon
@@averagejoe8358 Especially if you go back before 1066. It’s kinda strange realising the English monarchy is nearly a millennium old starting at William I
@@stormychaser3015 They are very different things. One is to despise the country and the nation themselves, the other, to acknowledge the harsh situation they were put into because of some political group.
It wasn’t George Washington who killed a French officer, it was a Native American, and when George surrendered to the French they had to sign a contract, which was written in French, George had a translator who wasn’t the best at reading french and because of that George had signed off on the contract stating something like I will never come here to capture the fort and that I, George Washington, killed the french officer.
@Waddle Dee analista L take, every coutry's history is interesting, even if the country is 🤢England🤢 (idk how to stress enough thag the vomit emojis are a joke)
He never did, after the surrender, he signed a contract stating that he killed the officer. This wasn’t known to him because of poor translation, as the contract was written in French. The most common belief is that it was a Native American troop.
with how young the US was and its military being significantly smaller than the British, managing to invade Canada and successfully destroying York should be considered extremely impressive
The US was next door while Britain was on the other side of the ocean, and simultaneously fighting Napoleon. Meanwhile the only US attack on English soil was defeated by a pub :)
The reason the war of 1812 is seen as a British victory pretty much everywhere outside the US is because the Americans were the aggressors in this war and the British/canadians were the defenders ... The british/Canadians successfully defended Canada and the US failed all of its war objectives whereas the British/Canadians atleast achieved some .. the only reason the British accepted the peace treaty which the Americans sued for was because this was only considered an unwanted distraction for the British, the Americans were not a big threat ... the British wanted all of their attention on napoleon . Basically the British did their job and the Americans couldn't.
'Failed all of their objectives' Not really. They managed to stop Britain from supporting the Indians against the US and thus were now free to expand westward without outside interference. The impressment issue was also stopped although that is more because of the end of the war in Europe. Seems like the view that the British "won" pretty much everywhere outside the US is born out of ignorance.
Greece between 1821 and 1830: One war for independence, 2 civil wars. Greece during WW1: Let's have a civil war to decide what we will do! Greece after WW2: It has been a long time since our last civil war... Greece about the post: Amateurs
It depends on what you think the US wanted. US basically got what its declared objectives were which was the British to stop taking their sailors. Its somewhat unclear if taking Canada was a primary goal as it was actually kind of a point of contention for alot of people given that it would mean alot of french catholics and would complicate the slavery question.
Britain’s objective behind the war of 1812 was to defend Canada as the yanks attempted to invade it that same year. The Americans didn’t even penetrate 5km into Canada before being repulsed. A counter offensive was organised by the British but they also got repulsed roughly 33km into the US. So by logic Britain actually won because they succeeded in their main objective.
And it wasn’t even the proper British Army that beat the Americans. They were all busy with Napoleon and couldn’t be bothered. It were some Canadian militias probably mostly of farmers, lumberjacks and fur hunters.
Funny how farmers and hunters always seem to destroy invading armies no matter what part of the world it is. It's almost like life *ISN'T* just like call of duty. Strange.
Biden has to go for 8 years straight + one puppet president to get in our level. They have too much to steal to get into our Worker's Party level. And they are about to steal way more.
@@joaojunior3823 Lula is not the best AT ALL he is a thief and he just stated that when he gets power he is going to freeze all the banks in Brazil "restructure" the economy but the economy is doing very well. Wen he does this he is going to make the Brazilian Real worst than it already is. Its an excuse to steal money from the people. He did this before. You do not know Brazilian politics like I do.
1812 was a British victory, if only for the fact that every American aim of the war failed; no territory changed hands, and American sailors hadn't been conscripted into the British navy for literally years (it was one of the main arguments). It was an American victory in the fact that it built an American identity, and that is a very powerful thing of its own. P.s. slavery would have been outlawed much earlier if the British had any more success, as it had already been outlawed at this point and many slaves joined the British to win their freedom.
I'm a brazilian an i confirm this statement to be TOTALLY true except that you forgot some others dictators from the maias, aztec and inca that are not noted down in history
Bro i'm a brazilian, Maias and Aztec happened in Mexico and central america, and the Aztec lived in columbia , Chile and Argentina. I could say you are not a brazilian... But be so stupid is one of ours qualities.
@@Aron-ru5zk the invasion was a result of the British taking US ships and people off boats to fight the French and to stop trade with France the Brits were aggressor the American retaliated the war is a stalemate
Britain actually got all the way to New Orleans before losing a battle there that was only really important because it delayed the end of the war. They then defeated Napoleon and withdrew since they wanted to keep the US as a trading partner. They could have won, but they chose not even to try. Not like Vietnam.
One day to your life will be past history. How do you get to hell? Very simple: claim that you're innocent. How do you get to heaven? Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy. How to know if you're guilty or not? Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible. Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police. Do not lie. Do not steal. Do not commit adultery. Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word. There are six more but let's just leave it at that. How many lies have you told in your life? Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you? Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman. How many times a day do you do that? Do you use God's name as a cuss word? Would you do that with your own mother's name? If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty. God can justly punish you and send you to hell. Ask him for mercy. His name is Jesus. It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine. The fine is death. Ezekiel 18:20 - "The soul who sins shall die. That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy. Option A. You die for your own sins. Option B. Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you
God does not owe us more evidence for his power other than the gigantic Planet full of amazing creatures on which He has placed us. He does not owe us more instructions than those that he wrote in the Bible. He does not owe us more warning than that which is provided by everyone's conscience before they take any action. Surrender while you can.
@Your friendly neighborhood internet evangelist. I'm a catholic, so I'm not personally in need of proofs of God's existence. My problem is really that you come across as a rambling lunatic, and you could present your message in a much more intellectual manner.
Now imagine on the post-credit of Captain America: Brave New World, Nick Furry coming to Sam and saying: We need to reunite the Avengers. The whole cinema would go on chaos.
US and UK with their ruling history
Brazil be like: "Hand me my beer"🍺
@café Spain be like: you are but a baby watch this... 5 civil wars, 1 coup attempt per year from 1816 to 1878 (which resulted in a name change to simplify accounting of them) 7 kings, 7 presidents, and 4 dictatorships from 1800 to 1939
@café
I am Greek, we even had 2(!) civil wars during our independence war... . There is always someone worse...
If you then Look at the German History...
Italy changing government 76 times in 77 years: amateurs
Spain has left the chat
France ruling History : hold my beer
-85 Kings
-2 emperors
-25 presidents
-4 revolutions
-2 coups
-1 civil war
Tries to count actual number of civil wars that happened under the 62 kings.
Gives up with the Wars of the Roses.
3 emperors
@@johansjoquist7115 who was the 3rd?
@@guil7290 Napoleon’s son was briefly an emperor
@@mr.snaplles5964 doesn't count
I love living in Brazil, it's like being in a GTA server every day
Eu sempre deixo uma aba aberta com o rap do CJ
@@joaopedrohomem2987 Kk
"All you had to do was follow the damn train, Kitsu!!!"
Do you get to respawn?
@@frederickoftheartic2209 Yes, do you never see Rio de Janeiro?
Brazil is not for amateurs.
- Sun Tzu
(The art of war)
have you seen Italy history? is way worse 😂
Brazil is a nightmare. split into at least 3 more countries.
@@enriquegarcia2790 agree
I should just stay in Singapore
- Sun Tzu
Now we know why the "go to brazil" meme was so famous 💀
Here we have: Go to Cuba
It was even used in protests
@@ericklvf1025 that’s true
We are kinda... Fucked up.
@@RafaelSantos-ky2ye You are being modest lol.
Witch trials be like: if she survives, shes a witch! If she drowns, god be praised.
Accurate
religion in a nutshell
We believe in our god.jpg
🤦♂️😶
Yeah, except most witches were men.
That Brazilian presidential meme. Yep. ALL true. What a Ride we're on. Dreadfuly.
As a brazillian i have to agree. why am i saying this in english?
@@TheValWhoDraws no clue, maybe because they wouldn't understand our suffering in portuguese lol
@@FlamesTheCyndaquil true
@@FlamesTheCyndaquil well,that makes sense.
And we just elected a """former""" criminal on presidency.
We deserve what we get
As a brazilian, i can confirm that Vargas (the dictator mentioned) getting back in office through democratic means was such a chad moment.
What about lula?
E o Lula?
@@yes57373lula não foi um ditador, mas ele foi o principal individuo a fuder o pais com a corrupção.
@@mamabu_games6352 tá certo
@@mamabu_games6352 e o pessoal ainda vota nele, não porque ele vai fazer um país melhor, mas porque P I C A N H A
@@yes57373 eu ouvi falar que eles estão dizendo agora que picanha era só um simbolo de amor kkkkkkk
Bringing a little boy to japan🙂
Bringing a little boy to japan🌚
Bringing a fat man to japan 😀
Bringing a fat man to japan 🌚
Oh the first nuclear bombs was confused for a second
Bringing a little boy to japan 🌚
Bringing a little boy to japan ☀️🔥💥
Impressive, looks like you invoked THE BRAZILIANS 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Yes he did
ave gloria
Aaaaeeeeee
They have woke me up from my slumber at exactly 10:13 AM
@@Roma-invicta eu li ave gorila 💀
Not only did Brazil go through that, but holy fck Batman, we probably fought more wars against ourselves than we did against other countries!
Werent almolst all our wars against the thieves/Portugal/Cristiano Ronaldo?
Mas as nossas guerrar não eram a maioria contra os ladrões/Portugal/Cristiano Ronaldo?
Eu pensei a mesma coisa kkk
Cara, nós tivemos poucas guerras. Com certeza isso iria acontecer. Se for ver outros países o Brasil tá na média. Agora Inglaterra é Estados Unidos já lutaram com o planeta inteiro e tiveram bem mais guerras internas do que o meme mostra.
o que Cristiano Ronaldo tem haver?
@@MrLuigge portugal
Also brazilians: we don't want honesty, we want the best meat fillet.
Sully: So no giant Picanha?
Nate: Once again, no.
Sully: And you're sure of that?
Nate: Just a metaphor I'm afraid.
Sully: A metaphor aint gonna pay your bills, kid!
Literally, Brazilian farmers are burning down the ancient Amazon forests to farm meat.
You should go to Argentina or Uruguay then 😂
@@rayfarron6268 picanha de soja
Im brazilian and to correct the info on your meme brazil has never had any kings, but 2 emperors
Edit: holy sh*t thats alot of comments
That's why it's based
The two true Emperors of Braziliankind
Wait aren't emperors kings?
We also almost had a coup... or may have it.
so the meme may be outdate.... in the next 72 hours,
Na vdd teve 2 principes regentes (joao vi e isabel), 1 rei (joao vi), dois imperadores + a regencia
Impressive. Very nice. Now, let's see if you float.
Let's see if you are fire proof
Only if she's made of wood. If she's made of wood, she'll weigh the same as a duck, thus she can float. Therefore, a witch
Correction: Let's see how you float while being weighed down in a dirty af river
Lets see if you weigh as much as a Duck
and to think these ideas are still being practiced today, mainly in places like Saudi and Turkey. I can't think of many things more terrible than trying people as witches and sorcerers, things that's don't even exist or a bad to begin with if they did. We are centuries from truly being a civilized species.
And then there’s Canada, who wrote a letter.
They have a dictator now.
@@dontbothertoreply9755 I assume your parents are brother and sister and that explains your exceptional smooth brain.
@@dontbothertoreply9755 Let’s just say Justin shows true Fidel-ity to his dad
"You are going to Brazil" makes way more sense to me now
The war of 1812 is considered a defeat for the Americans because their intention was to anex Canada away from Britain, while Britain was simply trying to maintain the status quo while they were fighting Napoleon and expanding in India
As a result, Britain treated the war of 1812 like that side quest you wouldn't really do otherwise, but you happened to be in the area so decided to do it anyway
those weren't the U.S. intentions
the reason for the war was the kidnapping of U.S. sailers and the securment of access to the great lakes.
Yeah I see that, because I done that on some game.
@@lancejac6250 Securing sole access to the great lakes was the latter intention, which failed. Stopping impressions on US sailors was technically a success, but only achieved because of Napolean's defeat and not because they succeed in taking Canada.
@@pakman184 trying to take land from canada is still debated. But its widely excepted that the U.S. wanted more secure shipping Lanes to include securing the great lakes
@@lancejac6250 I don't think there's any debate about annexing part/all of Canada. The number 1 reason was to stop "the press" on US sailors and the method of achieving that was taking Canada while the British were occupied with France. They stopped naval impression but it wasn't because the US succeeded, they failed their primary goal but got the desired outcome because Britain couldn't give a shit about war after beating Napoleon and signed a white peace.
As for securing shipping lanes, I'm pretty sure that they desired sole access to the lakes but I'd need to go research that again.
And then the French came back to help him kick out the Brits because he was on OG BMF.
A major event of this war (the seven years war where the "french and indian war" is only a small part of it) is that the british completely destroy the french navy .
At these time , maintaining a navy cost a lot , and since the french lost it , they still have to rebuild one but also didn't have to paid the huge expense of it for the duration of the 7 years war .
So it help the french to maintain a good economy paradoxaly when it was a huge deficit in the short run for the brits (and since they also do all that to maintain their american colony , which they lost some years after during the american revolution , it wasn't that good )
The taxes that the 13 colonies rebelled over were to pay for the cost of the french Indian war/ 7 year war
Er..no, it was because the French hated Britain and was literally a giving a giant 'fk you' to their greatest enemy.
And then the Brits came back in 1812, gave the yanks a good hiding, then defeated Napoleon and sat around for a century drinking tea until ze Germans had a go… and lost too.
@@tomben6180 And now they're a junior partner in an alliance with America. So sad how the tables turn.
Russia: monarchy ---> communism ---> democracy ---> authoritarian kleptocracy ---> freaking militaristic dictatorship. And all of this in just one century.
Democracy? What? When?
@@Specoups Yeltsin. Nineties. It was a democracy in its fetus state, but this fetus turned out to be a miscarriage.
@@XcooldereX Are you Russian or in any way familiar with Russia?
@@Specoups I was born and still live in Moscow, but it's more like I live on the Moon. I don't feel any connection with anyone. I take the position of an alienated observer.
@@XcooldereX I see. I was always told Yeltsin was a kleptocrat so I'm surprised to read someone stating he was a first step to democracy.
The revolutionary war was technically also the civil war
Please tell me you're not talking about America...
Lol, in most cases, I'd say this is probably true
Well large groups of Loyalist and American patriots fought against each other. A significant amount of Americans were loyal British subjects. It does seem like it should be considered a civil war.
Clarification on that last one. The reason why the Brits considered it a victory, is because America’s original objective, conquer and annex Canada while England was occupied with Napoleon, had failed. Don’t let my fellow Americans fool you, we started the War of 1812, and Canada beat our asses, England just rubbed salt in the wound.
The objective of the war was to get Britain to stop attacking our merchant ships pressing our sailors into the British navy, and we successfully did so. Canada, as always, was a side quest.
@@a_channel2545 if you think America isn’t a bloodthirsty expansionist imperial power first above all other things, you clearly weren’t paying attention to American history too much.
@@a_channel2545 furthermore, the conquest of Canada was pushed by the worthless bloodthirsty war hawks that wanted the war in the first place.
@@riokollivierIf that’s your response to my comment, then you obviously realize that you were incorrect in your assertions regarding the War of 1812.
@@a_channel2545 And the means to achieve this goal was invading Canada. Ergo, task successfully failed on your end, victory and every goal achieved for everyone other than you.
Meanwhile *India* with:
500+ Rulers, 20+ Dynasties, 200 years of Colonial Rule, 14 Prime Ministers and 15 Presidents.
350+ Wars, 76 Major Wars and the most invaded country in the world.
Ummmm.... Yep, being about a quarter of a giant of a continent with extremely fertile environment would do that.
Sadly.
Imagine living in Switzerland and missing the events happening in Brazil...
To be fair, virtually nobody in Britain considers the War of 1812 to be a victory, or a defeat, or well, anything.
Much like the Falklands war.
Argentina: It was a rigteous cause led by bastards, it was a national humiliation, we will have revenge!
Britain: It's this thing that happened once.
As far as i know, it's the same in the States. It's just a pointless blip between the Revolutionary War and the Civil War. Many people forget it even happened.
I consider that the USA lost
Me after watching the video: I should write this down
First time i saw an Brazilian history meme
🗿👍
Why is that an easter island rock emoji
thats not brazilian
Wait wot?
@@Historywithmaps1939 wdym?
@@Historywithmaps1939Mo fio, é uma piada, para parecer um rosto engraçado, nem falou que era brasileira
Since Brazil is mentioned in the meme, I've been summoned.
Alegria
Actually it was Washington's native American guide that killed a french diplomats brother, who was an officer at a French military fort somewhere in south Canada. The French responded as if this were a plot between the English and Indians so they attacked the expedition as the guides scattered leaving the English for slaughter. This started the French indian war
Not to be that guy, but I believe the incident took place in modern day Pennsylvania. In fact the fort that the British would capture from the French in that region was renamed to Pittsburgh.
@@glassychap1141 probably lol, im a little fuzzy on the specifics cause i took that colonial history class almost 10 years ago now
Ameritard propaganda. According to several accounts Washington fired the first shot, despite the fact their two countries were not at war
So we forget the Seven Years War? The F&I "war" was just the American campaign. US, Natives, GW, French... none of them started a war... it was already going and theae actions only inflamed it locally.
also washington ended up in french prison for the rest of the war after being defeated by the french
When you born in the U.S or in UK, you are playing the game in the easy mode, when you born in Brazil, you are playing in the hard mode...
That's not playing on easy... that's using an aimbot while mocking others about "getting good," and then being obliviously self-satisfied over it.
Don't worry, our brave democrat leaders are working hard to make sure the U.S. becomes just as hard to live in as Brazil.
@@NixonsHead The U.S will never get our level of Difficulty, we have just elected a fomer president that was arrested for corruption.
@@JonatasRafael38 wouldn't electing a dictator cause a civil war?
@@NixonsHead don't underestimate our capacity to self sabotage
*Brazil:* i don't want to be Portugal, i'mma make my own empire. *Portugal:* ok
Portugal: "well, let's stop existing and let's just be all one thing called Brazil"
Portuguese Royal Family: moves to Brazil to make a living and leaves their people behind to be ruled by Napoleon
the birds are like me and my brain during testing- 💀
The war on drugs joke killed me 😂
Also with United Kingdom, about 5 Revolutionary Wars, and 6 independent movements, and one hunger strike.
All of which we don't get taught because there's only so much time to teach such a vast amount of history in school.
@@averagejoe8358 Especially if you go back before 1066. It’s kinda strange realising the English monarchy is nearly a millennium old starting at William I
@@kieranwalsh2058 and of course older if you consider the anglo-saxons
The USA: install a dictatorship in Brazil that would last for 21 years
Americans: make jokes about Brazil having many dictators
Jeez Brazil
It's called corrupt republicanism
I an brasilian and i an not proud of that
@@felippemelodiogenes3436 Of being Brazilian or of the nation being taken hostage of coup plotters explorers?
@@GuilhermeOliveira-mi4xw The second option leads to the first, so I think it's both
@@stormychaser3015 They are very different things. One is to despise the country and the nation themselves, the other, to acknowledge the harsh situation they were put into because of some political group.
As a Brazillian i can safely say that here is like Ohio + Garry's Mod every single fking day.
Come to Brazil
Hope there will still be 3 Kings in Brazil
They weren't kings, they were emperors
It wasn’t George Washington who killed a French officer, it was a Native American, and when George surrendered to the French they had to sign a contract, which was written in French, George had a translator who wasn’t the best at reading french and because of that George had signed off on the contract stating something like I will never come here to capture the fort and that I, George Washington, killed the french officer.
'RUNETH THY POCKETS!'
'I THINK NOT YA SCALLY WAG'
Brazil is the best country when the subject matter is history
True,it has so much content that they almost forgot to put other countries and do not teach all the history in history class
The story of João Pessoa and Paraiba's state flag is probably my favorite. Crazy story leading to the single most badass flag on Earth.
Olha, eu diria q a da China tmb é mto interessante, por causa das dezenas de guerras de unificação
@Waddle Dee analista L take, every coutry's history is interesting, even if the country is 🤢England🤢
(idk how to stress enough thag the vomit emojis are a joke)
As a Brazilian, yeah our history is awesome but can't ignore US' history, it's also awesome
Brazil in the video with his ruling history
Russia and Spain at the end of the class: 😈😈
As a Brazilian i say It's true
Brazil on the 5 world cups: SOMEONE THAT’LL MAKE YOU PROUD AND I’M WINNING
I was taught that it was a just a miscommunication between him and his Indian troops. I wasn't told that he deliberately did that.
Nobody really knows. It's still a contested topic.
He never did, after the surrender, he signed a contract stating that he killed the officer. This wasn’t known to him because of poor translation, as the contract was written in French. The most common belief is that it was a Native American troop.
Spain with 4 civil wars and 11 coups 🤣
with how young the US was and its military being significantly smaller than the British, managing to invade Canada and successfully destroying York should be considered extremely impressive
The US was next door while Britain was on the other side of the ocean, and simultaneously fighting Napoleon. Meanwhile the only US attack on English soil was defeated by a pub :)
The reason the war of 1812 is seen as a British victory pretty much everywhere outside the US is because the Americans were the aggressors in this war and the British/canadians were the defenders ...
The british/Canadians successfully defended Canada and the US failed all of its war objectives whereas the British/Canadians atleast achieved some .. the only reason the British accepted the peace treaty which the Americans sued for was because this was only considered an unwanted distraction for the British, the Americans were not a big threat ... the British wanted all of their attention on napoleon .
Basically the British did their job and the Americans couldn't.
'Failed all of their objectives'
Not really. They managed to stop Britain from supporting the Indians against the US and thus were now free to expand westward without outside interference. The impressment issue was also stopped although that is more because of the end of the war in Europe. Seems like the view that the British "won" pretty much everywhere outside the US is born out of ignorance.
@@ragingsage3973 defensive war for the British and canadians. The Americans failed to take anything .
Greece between 1821 and 1830:
One war for independence, 2 civil wars.
Greece during WW1: Let's have a civil war to decide what we will do!
Greece after WW2: It has been a long time since our last civil war...
Greece about the post: Amateurs
Hellas being invaded by the romans and having their named changed to "Greece"😐😑😐
UK: Your invasion failed. I kept my land. My objective was accomplished. Thus my victory.
It depends on what you think the US wanted. US basically got what its declared objectives were which was the British to stop taking their sailors. Its somewhat unclear if taking Canada was a primary goal as it was actually kind of a point of contention for alot of people given that it would mean alot of french catholics and would complicate the slavery question.
Bringing fatman in japan on 1945 August 8: 😁
Bringing fatman in japan on 1945
August 9: 💀
Britain’s objective behind the war of 1812 was to defend Canada as the yanks attempted to invade it that same year. The Americans didn’t even penetrate 5km into Canada before being repulsed. A counter offensive was organised by the British but they also got repulsed roughly 33km into the US. So by logic Britain actually won because they succeeded in their main objective.
As a brazilian I can assure you that it is true except that there is a lot of corruption here but we can live peacefully
"Peacefully" hahahaja
Yes I have a great life in here and I never had a gun pointed to my head
Italy be like: "1 monarchy, 1 dictatorship, 1 Republic, 31 prime ministers, 68 GOVERNMENTS" 🗿🗿🗿
Como brasileiro posso dizer: verídico hehehe
Huehuehue*
@@vieilatome2257 nobody in Brazil uses it.
@@Dillon12 yes but meme
@@vieilatome2257 I know that, just wanted to make it clear, that's just a meme and no Brazilian have really used it.
@@Dillon12in the early 2000 we used, rarer than the classical "haha" but it was used, but it is no more.
How about us ? 5 presidents in 5 days.
well boys just know the brazilians are always watching...just like me
watching you too 👁️👁️
That bird has got some real bars
Cadê os BR? kkkkkkkkkkk
tava na minha aba dos shorts kakakka
olha eu aqui
Eu aqui.
Nós sempre estaremos aqui, reunidos, na aba dos comentários...
Aqui
This is why Brazil never have any civil wars.
The great democracy from my beloved country...
46 presidents and one civil war. I take that as a dub
In the usa x uk x brazil meme just forgot the 3 greatest brazilian civil wars 👍
They forgot many things
And it wasn’t even the proper British Army that beat the Americans. They were all busy with Napoleon and couldn’t be bothered. It were some Canadian militias probably mostly of farmers, lumberjacks and fur hunters.
Funny how farmers and hunters always seem to destroy invading armies no matter what part of the world it is.
It's almost like life *ISN'T* just like call of duty. Strange.
As a brazilian, this is why I hate history class
Tell me the story of chicken port again!
@@WinterRaven25 I literally just said that I hate history, I don’t even know what the hell you talking about
Porto de galinhas!
@@WinterRaven25 I do not care about it
@@WinterRaven25 💀💀💀💀
In Britain we don’t consider it a victory
America is about to take the biggest corruption scandal award form Brazil.
America wants to win in everything lmao.
Biden?
Biden has to go for 8 years straight + one puppet president to get in our level. They have too much to steal to get into our Worker's Party level. And they are about to steal way more.
46 presidents and 1 Emperor Norton
America started it, hence a simple rebalancing was a victory as it frustrated America's attempt at expansionist annexation.
I mean, at least Brazil isn't suffering the hiper inflation
Wait is the Brazil one talking about Lula? Because that is so true
Can you imagine how sad the situation is that Lula was the best between all the candidates?...
@@joaojunior3823 Lula is not the best AT ALL he is a thief and he just stated that when he gets power he is going to freeze all the banks in Brazil "restructure" the economy but the economy is doing very well. Wen he does this he is going to make the Brazilian Real worst than it already is. Its an excuse to steal money from the people. He did this before. You do not know Brazilian politics like I do.
He can not even be considered an candidate, the only person that that would make me vote for him would be Hittler
@@joaojunior3823 se tu acha que o lula era o melhor candidato, tu é louco
E não to nem falando do bolsonaro
Yep
George also kinda started the French Revolution
He inspires people to rise up, and also he didn’t pay the French back so the French were broke as hell
1812 was a British victory, if only for the fact that every American aim of the war failed; no territory changed hands, and American sailors hadn't been conscripted into the British navy for literally years (it was one of the main arguments). It was an American victory in the fact that it built an American identity, and that is a very powerful thing of its own. P.s. slavery would have been outlawed much earlier if the British had any more success, as it had already been outlawed at this point and many slaves joined the British to win their freedom.
As a Brazilian I can say that we dont have a slightly ideia how we never had a civil war.
I'm a brazilian an i confirm this statement to be TOTALLY true except that you forgot some others dictators from the maias, aztec and inca that are not noted down in history
if its totally true then theres no "except" there and he didnt forget anything, just didnt include because unrelated
Bro i'm a brazilian, Maias and Aztec happened in Mexico and central america, and the Aztec lived in columbia , Chile and Argentina. I could say you are not a brazilian... But be so stupid is one of ours qualities.
*15 Kings, 2 emperors, 8 dictators, 31 presidents, 5 coups, 1 former dictator elected and MANY revolts.
1812 is an American victory and a British loss, using the Vietnam standard of the bigger nation just got tired and left
The war was originally an invasion of Canada. So based on the intentions of why the war was started Britain won and USA lost.
@@Aron-ru5zk the invasion was a result of the British taking US ships and people off boats to fight the French and to stop trade with France the Brits were aggressor the American retaliated the war is a stalemate
@@bt-7justclowning not really a stalemate when the British had defeated Napoleon so the USA capitulated.
Britain actually got all the way to New Orleans before losing a battle there that was only really important because it delayed the end of the war. They then defeated Napoleon and withdrew since they wanted to keep the US as a trading partner. They could have won, but they chose not even to try. Not like Vietnam.
Vietnam: Afghanistan of the east.
We've had three civil wars?!
One day to your life will be past history.
How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 -
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you
Why are there always schizo prots in these comment sections
@@throngarastora7569
Well, we could always resign ourselves to decompose into dirt.
God does not owe us more evidence for his power other than the gigantic Planet full of amazing creatures on which He has placed us.
He does not owe us more instructions than those that he wrote in the Bible.
He does not owe us more warning than that which is provided by everyone's conscience before they take any action.
Surrender while you can.
@Your friendly neighborhood internet evangelist. I'm a catholic, so I'm not personally in need of proofs of God's existence. My problem is really that you come across as a rambling lunatic, and you could present your message in a much more intellectual manner.
@@throngarastora7569
I thought catholics were supposed to practice charity.
Why are you saying cruel things to strangers?
Forgot about Queen Lizzie for UK rip
Lol
Africa: Brazil how you doing over there?
Ha funny
Spain: hold my beer
Yeah, because the British Canadian troops only left because we ran out of beer...
And we elect some of the guys responsible for that corruption scandal again
Phillipines: no kings, a lot of battles.
Nobody:
South Asia/India: Hundreds of monarchs, tens of dictators, several religions, many dynasties, 200 times invaded and thousands of wars
The opium wars one was absolute fucking magic.
46 presidents, 1 civil war...so far
UK has had 62 monarchs, not kings. We've had 8 Queens.
England actualy had a Commonwealth for some decades
In Defence of Britain, China refused to sell us their tea. Never get between a man and his brew!
The people in the first one just couldn't handle math and plants back then 🤷🏼♀️
Brazil has two emperor's, not two king's.
Canadians say stalemate, U.S. says victory. Isn't fair.
Now imagine on the post-credit of Captain America: Brave New World, Nick Furry coming to Sam and saying: We need to reunite the Avengers. The whole cinema would go on chaos.
Brit here only aware of one civil war.
Brazil: won a world cup 5 times
I'm no historian, but THREE civil wars in the UK?