The vampire girl is gonna have one of those nights when she gets older where you just can’t sleep and your brain just keeps throwing old memories at you, and remember this phase and cringe herself inside out
I saw someone say it's probably a kin thing and that makes a lot of sense. They're going to cringe so hard when they get older and remember their 'vampire' days lmao.
@@Boxesofbirds The saddest thing is that she posts on Tiktok where everyone can see it, people would make a video about it and it will be on UA-cam for YEARS or even forever. Some people in the streets going to say to her the “crazy vampire lady” and laugh at her and be embarrassed for the rest of her life.
@@maria_.2165 Damn I didn't think of that. I hope they're okay and get help. They do look like they use a lot of filters though (I doubt their eyes are naturally that big lol) so hopefully people don't recognise them.
First time I heard maladaptive daydreaming somewhere that isn't talking specifically about it. And I just realized that this disorder is pretty easy to fake
As a vampire myself, I see a lot of my fellow vampire friends hating on mortals. I personally support all mortals myself. I even made a flag for them: 🏁
Tetanus can be contracted from (principally) dirt, dirtness, etc. It doesn't come from the cut itself, it just tend to be in places like those; the mith tetanus is contracted by only cutting yourself with rusty metal is actually not totally true. Rusty metal jsut also tends to be dirty.
5:16. Honestly, that’s not too unlikely. The kid probably heard it on a show, or the internet. I used to pull stuff like that on my parents to the point where they wouldn’t sugarcoat anything.
Ok, you can contract tetanus from anything that pierces the skin, it’s just tetanus is most likely to be found on rusted metal like nails. Hope I cleared some stuff up!
@@EnglandRemoval yeah, the rust functions like mini hooks and traps bacteria. When you cut yourself on rust you're essentially injecting yourself with said bacteria
Tetanus is an anaerobic bacteria and rust makes for a very good home as the process of rusting consumes atmospheric oxygen. Which is why rust is often associated with tetanus, however the bacteria can really be acquired anywhere the bacteria is living, soil being another common place. It's a very interesting bacterium 😊
3:40 Did he- But like- They put a black and white filter on a screen that is mostly black and white- that's some commitment if I've ever seen it, and I'm single
The rust itself doesn't couse tetanus but the holes it creates in the metal can be filled with nasty stuff and that nasty stuff can have the bacteria that causes tetanus and in rare conditions you can contract it from a bite
Whatever, I would say it on repeat while watching that "vampire" girl burn in the sun 😂😂 stupid phases which are cringe do not have a respected place in society and should be cussed out of this world so people can regain their sanity #cusscringephasestohelpepeoplegetsanity
4:06 i Wonder if she walks with an umbrella during the day because, well, sun. Or maybe she has some excuse about not burning in the sunlight while being a vampire.
0:36 Rusted nail alone doesn’t cause tetanus, but the pathogen in the soil where it might be exposed does. I think it’s possible, theoretically but not in practice.
@@sujalpatel3696 Oh I did. But I didn't talk about it. This comment seems to tell me that the "error" was intentional. Regardless, whether or not you correct it is up to you at the end of the day.
True Story: So when I was 3 years old, I ran for class president in high school cause I’m a prodigy, and I was sOoOoo good the entire country elected me president!
1:37 I'm not sure if they put it inside you but when I was little(around 8 years ago?) , I was scared of blood so my dad took me to the country and made me kill a chicken. We ate it for dinner after that. and no it did not get better, I still pass out from too much blood
You know not all Gen Zs are bad. Generalizations and stereotypes taint the good ones of any type of group. This includes fandoms, generations, and many more.
The 3rd one is kinda cultural, my familys from mexico and we have a lot of similar beliefs, like how if you rub an egg over someones body who has a cold, and then crack the egg in a glass of vodka, you'll never get a cold again
according to CDC "Tetanus is an infection caused by a bacterium called clostridium tetani. Spores of tetanus bacteria are everywhere in the environment, including soil, dust, and manure. The spores develop into bacteria when they enter the body." so apparently it isn't just rusty metal.
oh btw tetanus survives in only 0% oxygen environments. so its not the rust (iron oxide) on metal its the spaces in-between layers of rust where the bacteria can thrive.
I found it funny. Even if it didn't likely happen. And if it was real (probably not tho) than that Karen needs a life, she took some earrings from an 8yr old because he wasn't a girl.
Common Ways Tetanus Gets Into Your Body: Wounds contaminated with dirt, poop (feces), or spit (saliva) Wounds caused by an object puncturing the skin (puncture wounds), like a nail or needle. Burns. Crush injuries. Injuries with dead tissue. Hope this helps :)
@@froggygalaxy You're a real smart-ass aren't you? Well, next time you have the need to correct someone on the internet at least double check if you haven't made a dumb mistake yourself. I'm not big into statistics but I can with utmost certainty tell you that a solid 0% of the people born in 1999 are now 23.
thats cool all but here's the definition of satire "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."
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The vampire girl is gonna have one of those nights when she gets older where you just can’t sleep and your brain just keeps throwing old memories at you, and remember this phase and cringe herself inside out
Thats relatable even without being a vampire
@Suddenly Shut up
yes
yup and when it happens they’re gonna be cringing at themselves
She said that shes sick of mortals so shes believing that shes immortal
Imagine her ded
That “vampire” women has the worst case of Maladaptive Daydreaming ever
I saw someone say it's probably a kin thing and that makes a lot of sense. They're going to cringe so hard when they get older and remember their 'vampire' days lmao.
@@Boxesofbirds The saddest thing is that she posts on Tiktok where everyone can see it, people would make a video about it and it will be on UA-cam for YEARS or even forever. Some people in the streets going to say to her the “crazy vampire lady” and laugh at her and be embarrassed for the rest of her life.
@@maria_.2165 Damn I didn't think of that. I hope they're okay and get help. They do look like they use a lot of filters though (I doubt their eyes are naturally that big lol) so hopefully people don't recognise them.
@@Boxesofbirds I really hope that won’t be the case. It was a bad move anyway to post on social media
First time I heard maladaptive daydreaming somewhere that isn't talking specifically about it. And I just realized that this disorder is pretty easy to fake
Wow vampires these days being mortalphobic yikes 😬
Damn... I give up with all of this wanna be monsters... Like please read some mythology...
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As a vampire myself, I see a lot of my fellow vampire friends hating on mortals. I personally support all mortals myself. I even made a flag for them: 🏁
Dracula is the only based vampire
@@bvdf84 Yes and on the finish line we're gonna make it red because stepping on a flag is vEry oFfEnSiVe
The vampire girl just feels like she watched twilight for the first time and just decided she was a vampire
Definitely a case of chunibyo.
@@PKSuperStar256 wrong the account was a joke
“Gen Z is completely insane.”
To be honest, that's like saying that bees create honey.
And water is wet
I’m so sad that I’m in this generation.
@@Pineapple69 agreed
@@Pineapple69 We all are
I don't want to be a Gen Z anymore
If she's a vampire what is she doing being out in the daylight?!
_Selective vampirism_
shes a *cool* vampire
She put stuff on her skin like in chica vampirooo duh that's obvious 🙄
Sunscreen, duh...😂
Trust me, she probably never leaves her moms basement
"I'll have a... Pegasus Gen Z video"
"Ah, how original"
"I want it without iq please"
"Daring today aren't we?"
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Those “vampires” probably couldn’t even get the mansion because they spent all their money on dark eyeliner.
I googled if you can get tetanus from a human bite. Any bite deeper than a centimetre needs a tetanus shot.
Human bites are surprisingly more prone to infection than most other bites, our mouths are really fucking filled with bacteria for some reason
@@vbgvbg1133 especially British people
@@vbgvbg1133 probably because of the shit we eat
@@Nate-vn8xx
You get bit and the effect *colonized* pops up
@@vbgvbg1133 Humans probably have the most diverse diet out there, not surprised.
Tetanus can be contracted from (principally) dirt, dirtness, etc. It doesn't come from the cut itself, it just tend to be in places like those; the mith tetanus is contracted by only cutting yourself with rusty metal is actually not totally true. Rusty metal jsut also tends to be dirty.
“Gen Z is completely insane”
As a gen z myself I just wanna say that even this is still an understatement. I swear we are EVEN WORSE than insane.
would the suitable answer be the victims in the boiling hot part of hell where they become the coal for the fire in hekk
We are downright demented
Especially SJWs
@Dan Evans never before i have been so offended by something i one hundred percent agree with
Not all Gen Z are the same though :/
The vampire teen: *gets period*
Also vampire teen: *im-imposibble*
Please stop. I don't want to picture that scenario.
*All the women on their menopause rn* "Guess we are all vampires then"
"Gen Z is actually insane"
"The Stars is fueled by hydrogen"
@Suddenly nobody wants to watch your video stop posting links everywhere
also helium oxygen carbon and silicon
Ah yes, *the floor is floor*
Water makes everyone wet.
Wait they are?, Oh my god I actually didn't know that
Edit: thank you all, I learnt about the galaxy in my school but never learnt about this.
5:16. Honestly, that’s not too unlikely. The kid probably heard it on a show, or the internet. I used to pull stuff like that on my parents to the point where they wouldn’t sugarcoat anything.
That's what I thought
I want to hear Pegasus say, "Welcome back people to another episode of Gen Z disappointing humanity"
"Gen Z is actually insane"
In Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes
When fire touches wood, it burns.
When I stand, I'm not sitting
When I breathe, I live
Together we can stop this
Ooohhhh my goooodddd... This joke is fucking _OLD!_
Bro people act like America is the country of jesus, despite him coming from the middle east
I saw someone in chat say "Don't say vigger it's vampphobic" bruh i died
bruh what next, "beephobic"?
@@MX51997 planktonphobic
@@Banana-ot8eq karenphobic
Amogphobic
@@MX51997 im personally scared if they do it but i think they will since they are all dumbass
Ok, you can contract tetanus from anything that pierces the skin, it’s just tetanus is most likely to be found on rusted metal like nails. Hope I cleared some stuff up!
u can get tetnus from anything. its just quite likely from rusting metals
@Dan Evans yea ,i learnt this the last time i got my tetnus vaccine
Id say the reason for it being more common for rusted metal is the bacteria on it, that pretty goes without saying though
Thank you :D
@@EnglandRemoval yeah, the rust functions like mini hooks and traps bacteria. When you cut yourself on rust you're essentially injecting yourself with said bacteria
Tetanus is an anaerobic bacteria and rust makes for a very good home as the process of rusting consumes atmospheric oxygen. Which is why rust is often associated with tetanus, however the bacteria can really be acquired anywhere the bacteria is living, soil being another common place.
It's a very interesting bacterium 😊
3:40
Did he-
But like-
They put a black and white filter on a screen that is mostly black and white- that's some commitment if I've ever seen it, and I'm single
That vampire girl is proof that as a whole species, gen z needs to get a life, myself included
Take a life? Or get a life
@Dan Evans murder is illegal you cant do that!1
Sameeee e
:3...
@@vbgvbg1133 murder is morally wrong
The rust itself doesn't couse tetanus but the holes it creates in the metal can be filled with nasty stuff and that nasty stuff can have the bacteria that causes tetanus and in rare conditions you can contract it from a bite
"Gen Z is insane"
It's like saying
"Pegasus is pog"
Both statements are very factual
Pogasus
4:35
Sounds like “My Babysitters a Vampire.” Haven’t watched that show in a while.
1:28 that’s actually a real thing they do. My parents are Mexican and they confirmed it. It works, but I don’t know exactly why it works?
"Bloodthirsty-"
"HEY THATS A SLUR FOR VAMPIRES!"
"So what, Pale sucker, what you Gon' do? Suck my blood or scratch me with your nails."
Whatever, I would say it on repeat while watching that "vampire" girl burn in the sun 😂😂 stupid phases which are cringe do not have a respected place in society and should be cussed out of this world so people can regain their sanity #cusscringephasestohelpepeoplegetsanity
@@astrielle446 #cusscringephasestohelppeoplegetsanity
2:46 sounds like a Dhar mann vid. "Bf breaks up w gf, lives 2 regret it"
True, *Cardi A*
6:41 actually this is a known story but it is the human on the other side of the world map not jesus on the otherside of america
5:45 he was also covered in second degree burns and maple syrup
4:06 i Wonder if she walks with an umbrella during the day because, well, sun. Or maybe she has some excuse about not burning in the sunlight while being a vampire.
That’s a awful bright house for vampire
“Gen Z is completely insane”
“Only Fans Girls are lucky”
"Gen Z is completely insane."
Pizza is made with tomato sauce.
Dude, these kind of people literally making my brain lost it's functioning just like Twitter.
Genderbent Ryuko looks COOL
0:36 Rusted nail alone doesn’t cause tetanus, but the pathogen in the soil where it might be exposed does. I think it’s possible, theoretically but not in practice.
This is how I imagine Brazil.
Don't go to Brazil, worst mistake of my life
Come to Brazil 😍😍
You are going to BRAZIL
Indeed
@@Aymelia-colon3 lol
These are where my story animated videos originate lmao
Imagine what actual vampires would think if they were real and saw these posts.
They just gonna cut her arm and ask the girl to regen
@@ana74674 Teme. Dio!
@@ana74674 well this is awfully convenient
"I've decided I dont wanna live on this planet anymore"
Its funny how he doesn’t really realize its satire most of the time.
its preety much impossible to tell what is what so I dont really blame him
5:55 i cant even make toast without burning it damn
if she’s a vampire, how did she get to school without turning into sand
Very true
She thinks that the vampires look like Edward from Twilight
The 2 year old kid:
*THE TOAST IS RAW MOM, YOU NEED TO PUT IT BACK IN THE TOASTER! God dang frick...*
7:21 even though it wasn’t a coincidence that’s still an amazing piece of art.
2:19
Dhar Mann: *i can milk you*
Drinking blood is very very unhealthy and is making me concerned about the girls who think they are vampires
Gen Z is completely insane:
As a Gen Z in Highschool I who heartedly agree with you.
Error in your spelling. Also as an older Gen Z, I'm constantly fighting my own insanity.
@@robensmonteau161 error in you're spelling, it's "as an older "
@@sujalpatel3696 Thanks for catching that for me. God Bless you.
@@robensmonteau161 thanks.... But I thought you will catch my error...
@@sujalpatel3696 Oh I did. But I didn't talk about it. This comment seems to tell me that the "error" was intentional.
Regardless, whether or not you correct it is up to you at the end of the day.
Only one path to peace…
Their extinction.
That vampire girl has to be a meme on PegaSUS at thime point, she's everywhere.
@Suddenly 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
Soon, people are gonna start saying “eating sushi is cultural appropriation”
My classmate said that and she recently committed suicide and when they learned about it it became an inside joke
I showed this video to my friends and they all applauded my Video selecting skills and clapped for me.
Trust me guys, it really happened.
1:11 you’d have to end up in Camp Pendleton, Miramar, or Coronado for that to happen
"I feel like when you open an item, doesn't the alarm bell go off?"
~ Pegasus, 2021 A.D. (Colourized)
Is it even wotth reading those vampire posts over and over again? They're bloody everywhere
True Story: So when I was 3 years old, I ran for class president in high school cause I’m a prodigy, and I was sOoOoo good the entire country elected me president!
no one:
gen z: **is apparently loony tunes**
I almost collapsed because of truth
um hapi dat i waz burn in generatchon alpe!!!!!!
1:37
I'm not sure if they put it inside you but when I was little(around 8 years ago?) , I was scared of blood so my dad took me to the country and made me kill a chicken. We ate it for dinner after that. and no it did not get better, I still pass out from too much blood
2:31 Dhar Mann: Write that down! Write that down!
The vampire image has shown up so many times it should be a copypasta
Gen z makes me believe that humanity should have never happened
You know not all Gen Zs are bad. Generalizations and stereotypes taint the good ones of any type of group. This includes fandoms, generations, and many more.
Is that sunlight in her room? Fake Vampire, also the room isn't dark enough
2:14 their living in a dhar mann video
1:45 The most unrealistic part is how he makes 54 DOLLARS AN HOUR?!? WHAT IS HE DOING?!?
The 3rd one is kinda cultural, my familys from mexico and we have a lot of similar beliefs, like how if you rub an egg over someones body who has a cold, and then crack the egg in a glass of vodka, you'll never get a cold again
how do u obtain some brain cells according to this I wanna know now after I watch this video lol awesome medicine tho
according to CDC "Tetanus is an infection caused by a bacterium called clostridium tetani. Spores of tetanus bacteria are everywhere in the environment, including soil, dust, and manure. The spores develop into bacteria when they enter the body."
so apparently it isn't just rusty metal.
Huh interesting
The story about the nerd and the lawyer stuff seems a lot like DHAR Mann
5:40 this has to be a shitpost
"Our Young Generation Is clearly Lost"
-George Floyd
yeah indeed
Kanye K*lled him lol
i cant breathe im waiting for the exhale...
Not that Criminal
sir wtf he’s not a criminal-
the vampire girl is litterally a troll account. she clearly does satire wtf
Wait really Gen Z is insane? Never knew that *sarcastic noises*
"genz is actually insane"
Living things are alive
I honestly hate my generation…
Same
At this point, who doesn't?
Well there always gotta be insane ones in each gen but I agree.
@@unknownmoonchild9970 probably the next gen's gonna be worse than this
@@unknownmoonchild9970 yeah just think of them as the crazy ones, everyone knows all Gen Z isn't like those nutjobs dw
2:57 grudges destroy women and ruin them. Don't hold grudges ladies.
It's funny that the "they all cheered at the end" one was actually kinda believable
oh btw tetanus survives in only 0% oxygen environments. so its not the rust (iron oxide) on metal its the spaces in-between layers of rust where the bacteria can thrive.
The last story with the glue was kinda funny but ruined when Pegasus took it WAAAYY too serious and picked apart almost every aspect
PegaSUS
That's why its on r/that happened
I found it funny. Even if it didn't likely happen. And if it was real (probably not tho) than that Karen needs a life, she took some earrings from an 8yr old because he wasn't a girl.
6:52 when jesus christ was actually the answer.
0:10 this has to be the new rickroll bruh
"And then all the goats clapped" really got me 😭
"Gen Z Is Completely Insane"
**shows millennials and boomers**
*I wouldn’t even call them loony, it’s a straight disrespect to loony toons*
You can get tetanus from wounds that are contaminated with dirt, feces, or saliva. So yes she could have done so (at least from what I found)
6:15 jesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!
4:30 Did your mom not drop you on your head enough?
"Gen z is actually insane"
Ah yes the floor here is made out of floor
Vampire girl needs to start getting paid for so many appearances
4:13 Wow it must be so nice “not” having periods while us other girls have to suffer for several days while blood come out.
0:41 she probably gave her rabies
4:00 jokes aside, if vampires were real and didn’t get periods i would wanna be one cause like 🧍
Smooth like butter
Common Ways Tetanus Gets Into Your Body:
Wounds contaminated with dirt, poop (feces), or spit (saliva)
Wounds caused by an object puncturing the skin (puncture wounds), like a nail or needle.
Burns.
Crush injuries.
Injuries with dead tissue.
Hope this helps :)
Kids born in 1999-2003:
🎶Bitchin' to the left of me, cringe to the right, here i am; stuck in de the middle with you🎶
I dont think a 23 year old man is a kid
@@froggygalaxy You're a real smart-ass aren't you? Well, next time you have the need to correct someone on the internet at least double check if you haven't made a dumb mistake yourself.
I'm not big into statistics but I can with utmost certainty tell you that a solid 0% of the people born in 1999 are now 23.
1997 to 2012*
Actually you are very able to contract tetanus from getting cut in general but rusty metal brings the chances up very much.
Day 227 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.
thats cool all but here's the definition of satire
"the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."
I love the Pegasus Gen Z series. It makes me feel like I'm big brain.
Ditto
Me after seeing the first one
**dramatic deep breath**
REBUFF OVERDRIVE HAMON!!
We know Pegasus. We know. Lol
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The only vampires I believe exist are ones that throw knives and drop road rollers on people