5:10 charlie is legit an npc just follows the same animation cycle and when you go within 5 feet of her she just gonna ask if you want to play barbies or hopscotch.
Father in darm man: im well fake the kidnap and my oldest child learn a lessen of responsible After oldest is learn RL we'll happen Oldest child is scart voor ever Father we'll have problems white the cops
If he makes $3k monthly like that Google search said, he makes $36k a year. Im guessing he either runs a kidnapping business on the side or a drug dealing business.
I love how the little sister was like "u just told him we were home alone!!!!" The older sister "no I didnt" (10 seconds before) Older sister "Just me and my sister"
I am actually a certified CPR person and I have already taken babysitting classes so I can actually be a babysitter! yay! I love kids but just--taking care of them is hard. Babysitters are freelance but some might have agencies.
You know as the oldest sibling it's easy to babysit my siblings just lock the door/gates. It will make your life easy unless neighbor is a karen and never known you existed and she calls the cops on you because you locked up your siblings and everything goes wrong.
Bruh, the Karen part made me laugh but it could happen. Also, yes, being the babysitter of your younger sibling is kinda easy. I never did babysat my sibling, but i technically do when my parents are busy.
19:28 if you look at the top left corner of her phone they use mint mobile probably and this may seem like a mint mobile add but it’s only 15 bucks and the owner is Ryan Reynolds the movie actor
It hurts me physically and mentally watching the darr man video and seeing how the older girl acts. As I am the oldest brother, I had to take care of my siblings a lot, on my own. So seeing this just.. Hurts
I guess one reason why he might have such a nice house is because of the roles on a construction site - some might be a little more well-paid than others (btw if he does end up revealing his job then ye i should have waited to see) at the time of posting the comment im at 7:15 in the vid
6:32 You should never take the batteries out of the smoke detector because what if once you take out the batteries then if there is an issue you will not get notified and it’s better to be safe than sorry so if your smoke detector is beeping just try and figure out what’s wrong with it and if the smoke detector is giving you a chirp every now and then and you know it’s not a fire or a smoke related issue then it means that the detector either needs New battery or it will chirp after 10 years it to indicate the end of its lifespan. (The lifespan of a smoke alarm can vary depending on the manufacturer)
I'm 19:03 in da video what if the dad asked the guy to show her a lesson abt her places on where she goes or how important life and safety is- btw I K this came out 2 yrs ago
5:10 charlie is legit an npc just follows the same animation cycle and when you go within 5 feet of her she just gonna ask if you want to play barbies or hopscotch.
hampter
True😂😂
Moral lessons happening in front of him. Socks - "I don't like that clock." He makes me laugh every time
Yea you are right
the Father: you have to be responsible
Socks: that's a big clock, that's a really big clock
Blaza: bro put that on my wrist
Father in darm man: im well fake the kidnap and my oldest child learn a lessen of responsible
After oldest is learn
RL we'll happen
Oldest child is scart voor ever
Father we'll have problems white the cops
Okay but like what scart voor
Yea thats funny but i thought he was gonna say smth else 🫣
when I saw that I thought it said "that is a really big... you know"
Lol its a Rolex on walls so i would understand if Blaza would want it on his wrist
When Britney said she grew up playing outdoors it was only during the time that the" strange man" wasn't there 😂😂
True
Socks watches dhar mann and starts clowning on the video, he instantly regrets it.
@Julius Madrid YES
Dhar Mann wants to know your location
so True
When is this vid dropping? Its been 2 months!
He instantly regrets it by getting samurai chopped by dhar man
11:15 She just broke the most important rule of staying home alone! Don't say you're home alone!
@@RecklessOtter *Insert trap building montage*
@@matthewbest5421 *Inserts turrets for defense*
Dad and Kid : *having a conversation*
Socks and Blaza : That's a one big clock
Yup, that was big
I saw this comment and I just saw the thing where they said it
Yup
@@cherylannhernandez9336 that just happended to me right now
Blaza pov: Shut up, we know the clock is big
👇Socks mega fan team
like beggar
@@KodiWizard he only has 8 likes
@@HarlequinStormhe still begging for likes
nah I'm a true fan
@@dylanestrella-co8yhfr
The parent: giving a important lecture. Socks: THAT’S A BIG CLOCK-
I read “clock” as “glock”
Remove the L...
@@bobjoebo8933 The parent: giving aN important ecture.
Socks: THAT'S A BIG CLOCK-
done.
@@ivann_z Uh... remove the other L...
@@bobjoebo8933 Uh... remove the other ...
done. again.
Ah yes every babysitter in movies when they lose the child.
@Dream Guys it's actually the real dream guys he's real and he's dream guys click the video guys it's totally not a scam (he's real btw)
@@whatscapslockh9635 who?
Lol
the usual ofcourse
AAA
That Dad was so based when he said: "Like everyone else does, get a job."
BASED
UNDERRATED
Makes an onlyfan account
Finally, more Dhar Mann videos after days of no Dhar Mann
But it's only been 4 days
Its only good if socks reacts to it
@@AA.aep5 that's still awhile XD
@@AA.aep5 before these videos there has been a HUGE gap.
I hate these videos
As someone who came from a long line of construction workers and electricians, both make more money than most teachers
And is equally dangerous
sadly, I mean like teachers should get payed way more because they're the ones giving other people the knowledge for their jobs.
My dad owns a construction bissienus
@@fyhvgijty wth is bissienus
@@fyhvgijty my dad too owns a bissienus
Kids: *opens mouth*
Dhar Mann: LIVES TO REGRET IT
He later gets a disease from breathing
They inhale a toxin
and also i liked everyone’s comment
Nah because a fly enters his mouth and begins eating his lungs from the inside and his eyes become pale as he collapses onto the ground@@TheGamer707.
accurate 😂
22:18 this has to be socksfor1's biggest laugh in his life
Agreed he sounds like he was choking.
@@donnapappas8183 yes he also sounded like a tea boiler i don't remember the name of it i think its a tea boiler
@@ricardoalejandrogarzasoto283 Kettle
Indeed
"You should be grateful for whatever you have." - Socks
Woah never heard that one
I think he might of hurt his head he wastes money alot
Watch your mouth boy
I'm grateful my mom doesn't hit me.
I heard it when I saw this
Socks destroys clock, lives to regret it.
What happens next is SHOCKING
Lol
Socks does not know that a broken clock is right at least once a day
factsssssssssssssssss
lol
because he cant tell time anymore
When is socks going to realise that people hardly
Ever beat their kids anymore
... thats not true...
Well abusive parents still do
Eh? That depends on where you're based
Asian parentsssss
@@liviekumori beating doesn't always mean abusive. Hitting hard, traumatising and leaving marks is abusive.
MORE DHAR MANN REACTIONS PLEASE
The construction worker still makes more than the teacher that tells you not to be him
@Filsi______💫 the first reply a bot
If he makes $3k monthly like that Google search said, he makes $36k a year. Im guessing he either runs a kidnapping business on the side or a drug dealing business.
I mean look at that house!
Wait but they never said he actually was
I mean some teachers give tuitions so they earn a lot more. I have a teacher who earn over $20,000 a month with just tuitions.
"did you order food?"
"no, did you?"
IF I ORDERED FOOD I WOULDNT HAVE ASKED
Dhar Mann: continues story
Socks: that is a big clock
Why is there a huge clock?
He hates that clock
@@geraldskinner9114 I think he's just saying it is a big clock
Nah, he wants all the clocks to be destroied
ikr
18:56 "She's just taking a nap right now"
YEAH A KIDNAP!💀
😂😂😂😂 w commente
😂😂😂😂
12:55 like something I always say ‘just because there is a sale/discount on something, doesn’t mean you have to buy it, you’re losing money anyway’
9:50 I think it's pretty funny how they both just went "Auuuugggh GOD!"
Lol
Socks: I’ll do anything for 2k a month
The scissors: are u sure about that?
Oh no oh no oh nonononono
i dont get it pls tell
pprivileges
ha yeah thinking about socks he would do that for a vid
What do you mean!
10:30 HES THE KIDNAP DELIVARY GUY MATE
He delivers kidnaps😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the little sister was like "u just told him we were home alone!!!!"
The older sister "no I didnt"
(10 seconds before)
Older sister "Just me and my sister"
Socks telling us the story of how he became the alpha male of his house at 6:26, no smoke detector can beat him
I love how they spent like 3 minutes analyzing the big clock🤣🤣
Bro if my sister said she would rather eat a crayon than do something with me I would already have a crayon out
😂
lol 😂
XD
I love how socks litterly guesses what it's gonna say next and is like always right like he study these videos
I am actually a certified CPR person and I have already taken babysitting classes so I can actually be a babysitter! yay! I love kids but just--taking care of them is hard. Babysitters are freelance but some might have agencies.
well becarefull with th ppl with r/choosingbeggars syndrome
i like to pitstomp kids im a great babysiter
My aunt is my babysitter for the summer and when my mom and dad has work so she drops me off at my aunts house
Stop the talking
"Carla? Yeah she's just taking a nap right now"
Yeah she's taking a nap, a dirt nap
A forceful nap...
a kid nap
5:26 this is the pinnacle of humor now
“That’s a big clock.”
"You know I think the milks gone bad"
That was the last thing I heard from my dad
Fun fact : when the girls go in the car they forgot to lock the door of the car
Fun fact: 99% of the early viewers watched this without getting the notification and lucky enough to find the video
True
That’s me lol
Indeed you are right sir.
I was 11th vewier once btw fourth respobce
i was the 69 like fr
I love how in 5:27 he is interested more in the clock than anything else 9:08 blaza says " she's going to burn down the house"
Asian parents: 'slaps as hard as possible with steel shoes'
Nah they use a bamboo stick to beat the as hard as possible
@@user-co6sw3fj2v ah yes the infamous rattan stick. Every Asian parents' best friend.
Every child’s answer: “ But I didn’t have to go before.”
bro socks really having a screaming contest against a smoke detector💀💀💀
5:37 "You will not regret this" 2 seconds later "I will regret this"
8:54 what a great idea for when a child kidnapper is in the same neighborhood!
das ist dumm
Kid
Getting kidnapped?
Total Dhar Mann moment.
20:44 just give him Monopoly money lol
Like that other Dhar Mann video.
True he will probably think it is real
She can’t buy Monopoly money
0:02
Ty for screaming at the top of your lungs, I really appreciate it.
Bruh, there was literally a cop car right next to the car of the kidnapper
I love how Carla is like 13 or so and she's playing with barbies and tea cups
Hi I'm thirteen and I don't have phone
Ikr
@@Obirma ipad, PC, TV.
And ? What wrong with that
@@monkeykittystar5073 I do when I was 12 😂
Socks: Oh no I’m panicking here
Also Socks: putting his hands on the back of his head and leaning back like he’s just chill
What happens next is **SCREAMS IN PURE AGONY** ✨S H O C K I N G✨
You know as the oldest sibling it's easy to babysit my siblings just lock the door/gates. It will make your life easy unless neighbor is a karen and never known you existed and she calls the cops on you because you locked up your siblings and everything goes wrong.
Bruh, the Karen part made me laugh but it could happen.
Also, yes, being the babysitter of your younger sibling is kinda easy. I never did babysat my sibling, but i technically do when my parents are busy.
At 23:09 they were wondering how to get the cops and the kidnappers drove right past a police car 👌
I thought they called the cops
i was thinking i was the only one who noticed that lol
LOL COINCIDENCE
Btw construction workers actually can get paid a lot depending on the experience
*important talk going on*
Socks and Blaza:BIG CLOCK
I swear if this dhar man video hadve turned into an ad for a new taken movie I would’ve busted out laughing
I became a bit of a UA-camr cause of you and I'll like to say thank you for making me smile
When socks said "I'd do anything for 2,000 dollars a month I kinda got scared for a second
love it
So he would spend 4000 dollars for 2k a month
7:34 "MEMEGOD GET OUT OF TH E AREA" Got me dying XD
You know who would be the perfect soulmate for her? The kid who stole his mom's card.
She's 18 and that kid was like 9-10 😳😳😳
@@SamMahmud16 True. Very true. But I'm just saying they were both so irresponsible that if they weren't dating they would be best friends
17:31 grandma saves the day!
Wait... no.... grandma kidnapped her!
Yes
3:03 crayons are fire though
Broooo pens are tastier
Nah rubber is golden
Nice Vans
Frfr
I might be late agreed blue ones number 1 tho crayons all crayons are fire but mostly blue ones
9:30 my brain at 9pm remembering a scary story I heard
19:28 if you look at the top left corner of her phone they use mint mobile probably and this may seem like a mint mobile add but it’s only 15 bucks and the owner is Ryan Reynolds the movie actor
i like how socks acts like its a real story
That is one smart dad having one of his mates pretend to be a kidnapper to keep her safe
genius
Um what the sigma
A year ago man get a grip
I love how at 9:51 blaza and socks said oh auuauh god at the same time
It hurts me physically and mentally watching the darr man video and seeing how the older girl acts.
As I am the oldest brother, I had to take care of my siblings a lot, on my own. So seeing this just..
Hurts
The best tea party ever
2:45 if you want trigger - watch Turning Red- - IT IS THE MOST TRIGGERING THING IN THE UNIVERSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The FACT that the little sister is more responsible than than the big sister
the video: makes funny joke or mistake
socks: *misses the joke by a mile and laughs about something else*
Dad:GET A JOB! Girl:EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
I guess one reason why he might have such a nice house is because of the roles on a construction site - some might be a little more well-paid than others (btw if he does end up revealing his job then ye i should have waited to see)
at the time of posting the comment im at 7:15 in the vid
Who’s watching this in 2030
Me
3:02 Lol
Me
No win
@@cf2014lfc you spelled no win wrong it’s no one
Come claim your “Whew I’m not late..” ticket! 🎫 😅
🎫
Dang it I think I’m too late
6:32 You should never take the batteries out of the smoke detector because what if once you take out the batteries then if there is an issue you will not get notified and it’s better to be safe than sorry so if your smoke detector is beeping just try and figure out what’s wrong with it and if the smoke detector is giving you a chirp every now and then and you know it’s not a fire or a smoke related issue then it means that the detector either needs New battery or it will chirp after 10 years it to indicate the end of its lifespan. (The lifespan of a smoke alarm can vary depending on the manufacturer)
Also if the smoke detector is beeping after you replace the batteries than the smoke detector might have dust in it
When she said Carla was taking a nap, I think she meant a permanent one
Da boss making our days what happens next is SHOCKING! 🧦
2:52 "Woomun" - Blaza 2024
Chesse borgor _ jimbo 1 sec ago
@@Duckdemon uh
This made my day way better
I love this play😂 18:27
22:15 i cant stop laughing ahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:29 GET THE BELT
it feels like dharr man is slowly making slightly darker and depressing stories every time.
Me:*watching the video*
Socks:*complaining about the clock*
Blaze:ITS JUST A NORMAL CLOCK
Blaza*
socks never fails to surprise us
@Kalna Haa🍇 .... at least i have a vpn
No way, the man behind the slaughter took that child!
William Afton
purple guy
PURPLE GUY!?!?!?!
Purple guy!
16:49 It's like amogus!
True!!
It’s funny that socks doesn’t know you wash your shoes with a toothbrush lol
Thanks you sock for uploading it makes my day 🥰
Shut up
Such a good comment yet the two replies are a bot and a loser
Me before watching: hmmm this should be a good one
Me after watching: 0:03
My eardrums exploded imagine someone with full valuem
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Literally just made my day 😊
When a dhar Mann socks react come it’s just “finally something good on tv”
Brooo she turned into an npc 2:00
Im so lucky to watch you, otherwise i would be a pretty sad person
It’s so funny how she is just like it’s a balloon!
EXPLODE IT.
NOW.
I'm 19:03 in da video what if the dad asked the guy to show her a lesson abt her places on where she goes or how important life and safety is- btw I K this came out 2 yrs ago
Brittney is 2 inches taller then Brittney yet about 10 years older
What
@@JoshWynnerexactly what im thinking… what ??
14:08 this is the Russia kid her shirt is LITTERALY the Russia flag without pink
She's a Russian spy
I noticed that too
*Привет*