Christian Sonic Memes (BONUS DEVIANTART CRINGE)

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  • @FaiDro
    @FaiDro 6 років тому +7794

    "Tails is very pregnant and has breasts"
    Kinda glad i missed that one

  • @katiemartin6991
    @katiemartin6991 6 років тому +3696

    He should have decided to change his name to Max E. Pad instead of just "Pad".

    • @gooble2761
      @gooble2761 5 років тому +183

      Katie Martin is one of the greatest minds of our time

    • @steviecopeland
      @steviecopeland 5 років тому +47

      Are we sure she isn't speaking from experience

    • @TheOnePrinceMeatball
      @TheOnePrinceMeatball 5 років тому +11

      He needs help

    • @montylovessteak
      @montylovessteak 4 роки тому +33

      As someone named Max, this comment brought down my self worth; and I totally deserve it, I'm an asshole.

    • @lain7758
      @lain7758 4 роки тому +22

      @@montylovessteak all's well, Maxwell

  • @coroner2141
    @coroner2141 6 років тому +3874

    "Let's talk about Sonic's hairy arms". Well, judging by the new movie poster, looks like THAT'S CANON NOW.

    • @wariothemilkman
      @wariothemilkman 5 років тому +16

      well the last movie wasn't cannon so I wouldn't expect this new one to be cannon

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому +10

      Coroner nothing about that monstrosity is canon

    • @SlavTiger
      @SlavTiger 5 років тому +2

      Heavy Flo Vs Maxi Patty

    • @sausageman4086
      @sausageman4086 5 років тому +11

      Sonic boom already made that cannon.

    • @getfucked196
      @getfucked196 5 років тому +1

      You thought he was always smooth

  • @SaltySnip
    @SaltySnip 5 років тому +1094

    "Some of us bronies just have very sharp katanas lying around"
    Right mate you might want to be careful there, ya might hurt yerself

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 4 роки тому +37

      Most cant run 100 metres.... we are very safe

    • @victoriabrown6561
      @victoriabrown6561 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah he could cut himself on that edge

    • @milkbeforecereal7064
      @milkbeforecereal7064 4 роки тому +18

      @@wheeliebin18 dude I'd be surprised if they make it 10 meters, man.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +11

      Just watch out for the ones who are actually in the military. I’m sure there are a few Marine bronies. And I would not be surprised if there was an F-22 pilot who tried to paint Rainbow Dash on the nose of the nose of their aircraft. (Especially since the F-22 can literally do a sonic rainboom...actually when it goes mach, the shockwave blasts any accumulated ice off the surface where it catches the sunlight and makes the rainbow.)

    • @greenreversecard2612
      @greenreversecard2612 4 роки тому +7

      I love how many of them actually have katanas and try to threaten people who insult them. If they could even catch up(they can’t), I happen to have a couple katanas myself for show

  • @spooky2382
    @spooky2382 6 років тому +2047

    "Don't do it if you're under 18"
    The last words before he was swatted by the police.

    • @UmbraNumberOne
      @UmbraNumberOne 6 років тому +26

      *_MOVE UP, TEAM_*

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 6 років тому +29

      "No, you've got it all wrong, see? I said they SHOULDN'T send nudes if they're under 18! It's right here in the video, see?"
      "All the child porn dates before his video came out...."
      "............. But I told them not to....."

    • @jakewitton6237
      @jakewitton6237 6 років тому +9

      KGB open up!!!!! *massive explosion* *multiple bursts of gunfire* *mic cuts out*

    • @infernum6079
      @infernum6079 6 років тому +1

      Kiira PotatOS SKSSNNDNC

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 6 років тому

      Smosh... Fuckin weird tho

  • @smughatkid9981
    @smughatkid9981 6 років тому +1745

    What You’ve Got Here
    Is A Classic Case Of
    “Sonic Says ‘Go Away’
    To Dog”

  • @bramnemeth565
    @bramnemeth565 6 років тому +4771

    Ironically, all of these people need Jesus.

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 роки тому +658

    In an alternative universe, “Sonic Says ‘Go Away’ to Dog” is a recurring skit in Family Guy.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 4 роки тому +18

      I don't watch family guy but I would if that was in it

    • @m25632
      @m25632 3 роки тому +14

      It's the sort of joke it'd have

    • @makeitthrough_
      @makeitthrough_ Рік тому +2

      If they hired a bunch of deranged people and maybe a broken ai to write the show instead of lazy hacks but kept the same format, it would be top tier television

  • @AnUnusedPoolTable
    @AnUnusedPoolTable 6 років тому +3901

    The pad guy terrifies me

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 6 років тому +156

      He's not that bad, but needs to further develop those disturbing skills.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +192

      his legal name is now pad

    • @Steampunkfox143
      @Steampunkfox143 6 років тому +192

      He just annoys me- he's hording all the pads! Bastard! women needs them more then you're record!

    • @baobamarcopolo726
      @baobamarcopolo726 6 років тому +123

      Honestly, if he actually became a pink disposable feminine pad I would let him be pressed against my soft vulva any day.
      If I was a women, of course.

    • @MoonlightMirage
      @MoonlightMirage 5 років тому +124

      It's...actually real. This is one article that discussed about him: www.miaminewtimes.com/news/meet-the-florida-man-who-wants-to-become-a-disposable-maxi-pad-6549218
      His accounts were terminated though.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 6 років тому +528

    deviantart is the one place on the internet that has remained true to its name throughout the years.

    • @pizza9798
      @pizza9798 6 років тому +38

      I never thought I'd see a grown man with a katana threatening people who find bronies weird.

    • @pizza9798
      @pizza9798 6 років тому +13

      Yeah, I use it every now and then, it is an alright platform if you avoid stuff like this.

    • @Bokobling
      @Bokobling 2 роки тому

      UA-cam
      Facebook

    • @undrsk0re
      @undrsk0re 2 роки тому

      It's my home and i love it there

    • @BradynNewcomer
      @BradynNewcomer Рік тому

      Dude, no matter where you go on the Internet, you'll always find weird/disturbing shit.

  • @Chunkboi
    @Chunkboi 5 років тому +785

    These memes were the concept art for the Sonic movie.

    • @oleksiyalkhazov9201
      @oleksiyalkhazov9201 4 роки тому +16

      I guess we'll see that in a sequel

    • @officialtoddhoward69
      @officialtoddhoward69 4 роки тому +1

      Another dated joke

    • @sunne7064
      @sunne7064 3 роки тому +7

      @@officialtoddhoward69 hey todd, when am i gonna be able to buy Skyrim On ps5 and xbox series x?

  • @neondemonir
    @neondemonir 6 років тому +643

    The pads one actually made me very uncomfortable

    • @codafett
      @codafett 4 роки тому +52

      That guy is definitely psychotic

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 роки тому +19

      "It lays the pad in the bucket or it gets the hose again"

    • @memeurr--dreemurr8530
      @memeurr--dreemurr8530 3 роки тому +10

      Like seriously though!! I don't understand why anyone would want to be a literal diaper.

    • @freddykrueger1699
      @freddykrueger1699 3 роки тому +1

      @@memeurr--dreemurr8530 Dude, people can like/want to be anything. I'd know, I'm a weird person.

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 3 роки тому +14

      hey at least they'll donate all the pads for women in need once they... become one

  • @quasimodokiwi1500
    @quasimodokiwi1500 6 років тому +287

    Kids there's nothing more cooler than praising jesus with someone you like. But if someone tries to crucify you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's a sin.

    • @scrappei2288
      @scrappei2288 6 років тому +28

      *daddy crucified my no no spot*

    • @zelbo5
      @zelbo5 6 років тому +8

      My uncle told me that god forgives everybody! Even rapists.

    • @nickclark1815
      @nickclark1815 6 років тому +6

      Sinning is no good!

    • @Chimera_VA
      @Chimera_VA 6 років тому

      XD

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 6 років тому +3

      I wonder if god enjoys Sonic I'll ask him in my prayers until he responds.

  • @zsofiszakacs3876
    @zsofiszakacs3876 6 років тому +2879

    My fav part about soot house videos is that you dont get to laugh at the meme you just. Laugh at the guys laughing. This is the concept, nothing else just hearing 4-5 people laugh and wheeze into the mics. I love it

  • @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld
    @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld 5 років тому +2097

    "tails is very pregnant and has breasts"
    *_gotta go fast to church_*

  • @crunchygrunchy5741
    @crunchygrunchy5741 4 роки тому +244

    4:25 a crossover between warrior cats, sonic, and the legend of Zelda.
    My eyes feel like they've been dipped in hellfire.

    • @1degabyte238
      @1degabyte238 4 роки тому +3

      honse

    • @justsomewendigowithinterne7062
      @justsomewendigowithinterne7062 4 роки тому +9

      There is only one this I like in this and that's warriors.

    • @christfa66
      @christfa66 3 роки тому +3

      @@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 same, and it’s Zelda haha

    • @gamertim4189
      @gamertim4189 3 роки тому +7

      I want to know what the op was thinking when drawing that, or why did he decided to curse us by posting it.

    • @audreydimmel6674
      @audreydimmel6674 3 роки тому

      Oh crap, it IS!!!! *cue panicked screaming*

  • @swahi2702
    @swahi2702 6 років тому +346

    *1:40** First pictures of the protestant reformation*

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 6 років тому +20

      Colorized

    • @Dennis-E92
      @Dennis-E92 6 років тому +5

      Nick Crumpet Martin Luther publishes his 95 Theses (1517)

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 5 років тому +979

    DeviantArt was a mistake, the Internet was a mistake.

    • @oleksiyalkhazov9201
      @oleksiyalkhazov9201 4 роки тому +30

      A mistake was a mistake too

    • @TheUnspeakeable
      @TheUnspeakeable 4 роки тому +5

      Welp its too late to take back

    • @d.krahenbuhl9738
      @d.krahenbuhl9738 4 роки тому +31

      Humanity was a mistake

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 4 роки тому +15

      Some believe it was a mistake to leave the oceans, develope lungs and live on land.

    • @XxxNuggetKingxxX
      @XxxNuggetKingxxX 4 роки тому +2

      Annnnnd that's why I left deviantART.

  • @discatded
    @discatded 5 років тому +2786

    Honestly, I'm fine with adults watching my little pony. My latin teacher does and she's amazing. It's just... some people are very weird about it. Like, really weird. It's got one of the weirdest fan bases I've ever seen...

    • @jaseph_1989
      @jaseph_1989 4 роки тому +316

      What's weird is that pedophiles and creeps watch it and post it on the internet proudly. Idk im tired, but yeah.

    • @discatded
      @discatded 4 роки тому +82

      @@jaseph_1989 exactly! It just weird me out

    • @mickytherat8020
      @mickytherat8020 4 роки тому +169

      It's a good show with good morals. It's a shame it has, THOSE, people

    • @jaseph_1989
      @jaseph_1989 4 роки тому +168

      In a more detailed explanation, what I mean is that yes, adults can watch kids shows without the concept being creepy, but it's only when those same "mature" adults start posting fetish art online about some cartoon ponies that it starts to be weird. What's worse is that they do it on sites where children can read/watch them. And I'm not saying "hey if u like ponies you should be in jail", I'm just saying that maybe they should just keep it to themselves?

    • @jamclone
      @jamclone 4 роки тому +19

      Being that public about anything that sensitive is a recipe for disaster. The are so many people who could take it a different way...

  • @LewisBowels
    @LewisBowels 6 років тому +838

    Even God is cringing at these pictures.

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 5 років тому +27

      He’s probably like; Oh me, what have my creations wrought

    • @andrewchurch452
      @andrewchurch452 5 років тому +40

      As a Christian I can say you’re probably not wrong. 😅

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 5 років тому +12

      Andrew Church Christian here too :)

    • @birbman5186
      @birbman5186 5 років тому +5

      @Darth Revan eyyyy, nice reference

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 років тому +18

      _"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"_
      -Steve Buscemi

  • @crewposter6726
    @crewposter6726 6 років тому +717

    We can make a religion out of this.

    • @Nosh69696
      @Nosh69696 6 років тому +26

      5h4d0w Ultra sonic the hedgegod

    • @doobi6343
      @doobi6343 6 років тому +3

      Neither do you

    • @tOSdude
      @tOSdude 6 років тому +42

      "Hey we could make a- *no don't* "

    • @tOSdude
      @tOSdude 6 років тому +2

      This feels like something for r/whoosh. Anybody gonna screen cap this?

    • @cinnamcnspider
      @cinnamcnspider 6 років тому +13

      Was that a bill wurtz reference

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 6 років тому +534

    You can keep running but you can't escape God's almighty love.

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 5 років тому +475

    7:24
    *While you mocked the ponies. I studied the blade.*

  • @pesticide271
    @pesticide271 6 років тому +540

    i just looked him up and apparently the pad man is from florida..

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 5 років тому +79

      Of course

    • @nopenottoday4190
      @nopenottoday4190 5 років тому +45

      Of course he is

    • @LewisBowels
      @LewisBowels 5 років тому +17

      Surprised not California but Florida makes more sense.

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 5 років тому +10

      nil tuna not even surprised

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому +40

      So he’s really just Florida Man

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 6 років тому +267

    Book Of Genesis does what Nintendon't

  • @kamala475
    @kamala475 6 років тому +518

    b i b l e t i m e s

  • @buurbagturd3539
    @buurbagturd3539 4 роки тому +169

    I'm drunk right now and going through soothouse and this is some serious nostalgia, like reliving the good old days when you were just on the couch having a good time with the mates. This is a thing of beauty that needs to be preserved. I understand if they don't want to keep continuing, but just remember we will always stay by your side and support you in whatever you choose to do in the future.

  • @PicotheSpicyWarlord
    @PicotheSpicyWarlord 6 років тому +123

    GOTTA GO FAST...for forty days and nights in the Judaean Desert.

    • @juanpablorobayo3437
      @juanpablorobayo3437 6 років тому +1

      Gotta go fast to get to the savior on time. Follow that North Star, Bartholomew

  • @bearyboy9088
    @bearyboy9088 6 років тому +1294

    The christian sonic community is probably the least creepy
    Btw: 6:18 they cut out the rest of loss

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 6 років тому +49

      Beary Boy it's better than the rest of the community. If it's really made from Christian's.

    • @telluride3577
      @telluride3577 6 років тому +29

      Wait...was that loss?

    • @mmender1590
      @mmender1590 6 років тому +19

      iS tHiS lOsS?!?!? XDDDddDdDDdd

    • @Scruffy39
      @Scruffy39 6 років тому +31

      Holy shit that could actually be a lost meme.

    • @eevee2962
      @eevee2962 6 років тому +5

      Is that ss

  • @homestuckdubs
    @homestuckdubs 6 років тому +150

    2:51
    Patrick: Is he dead?
    Spongebob: Nah, he’s just asleep.
    Patrick: Won’t he starve when he wakes up because he’s nailed to the cross?
    Spongebob: You see, that’s what the spaghetti-os are for.

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 роки тому +1

      i dont fucking know what i see

  • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
    @xjunkxyrdxdog89 6 років тому +515

    Wonder if the pad guy has achieved his goals.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +116

      Dunno, but he probably got that job at Apple decades ago.
      Pad Guy: “Today I write my memoirs. I’ll call it ‘I, Pad.’”
      Steve Jobs: “That gives me an idea...”

    • @Miguel-jm2cq
      @Miguel-jm2cq 4 роки тому +7

      @@Chunkboi lmao

    • @emanuelelandolfa3069
      @emanuelelandolfa3069 4 роки тому +10

      @@Chunkboi this is f*cking hilarious

    • @En-cw7cl
      @En-cw7cl 3 роки тому +3

      That's what I choose to believe

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere 2 роки тому +17

      I like to believe that he woke up in his bed as a pad but found that he couldn't move. Nobody would discover him and he would be forced to lie in his bed for eternity. Never to be pressed against a vulva.
      He had become a pink disposable feminine pad, but at what cost?

  • @rkkwc
    @rkkwc 6 років тому +126

    “This sword is ready” sounds like a euphemism used by he guys from r/whiteknighting

  • @fbi9711
    @fbi9711 6 років тому +325

    and god said... GOTTA GO FAST!!

    • @Bicholover5487
      @Bicholover5487 6 років тому +19

      FBI hi boss

    • @fbi9711
      @fbi9711 6 років тому +19

      fbi agent sup lad keep the memes fresh

    • @thecoffeebean9277
      @thecoffeebean9277 6 років тому +4

      I visited the Flying Spaghetti monster website can you take me off the watchlist?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому

      i have a gun that....
      lets just say its what god would use to shoot somebody

    • @theblacknexus9604
      @theblacknexus9604 6 років тому +1

      Aren't you going to look into the whole snapchat debacle

  • @mackinleybroussard3422
    @mackinleybroussard3422 6 років тому +413

    “Light Years gone by”

    • @MarkusBrod
      @MarkusBrod 6 років тому +16

      Dark Star I think it’s lyrics from a Dragonforce song

    • @frugallul
      @frugallul 6 років тому +7

      I am so close to saying how light years work

    • @zoltanwolfe1260
      @zoltanwolfe1260 6 років тому +1

      I swear it's a DragonForce song

    • @Genericname
      @Genericname 6 років тому

      Hard times gone by

    • @dannyfitzgerald6523
      @dannyfitzgerald6523 6 років тому +1

      Uhhh, A light year doesn't mean what they think it means...

  • @yortoldacct5817
    @yortoldacct5817 5 років тому +276

    Why do people exist in general

    • @f.powell8724
      @f.powell8724 4 роки тому +2

      Idk

    • @jamclone
      @jamclone 4 роки тому +21

      Natural selection really messed up this time.

    • @ar.71944
      @ar.71944 4 роки тому +7

      I bet god and his angel mates are hanging around in heaven seeing what dumb shit humans can do

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 4 роки тому

      because #memes is dead

    • @HentaiTrapLord
      @HentaiTrapLord 4 роки тому

      @@ar.71944 Yes.

  • @lemonletsplays5271
    @lemonletsplays5271 6 років тому +607

    This has convinced me that the internet has to be burned NOW

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 6 років тому +3

      I agree.

    • @bruhtha04
      @bruhtha04 5 років тому +12

      It's time for a crusade

    • @Krone0k
      @Krone0k 5 років тому +6

      @@bruhtha04 DEUS VULT BROTHER!

    • @Krone0k
      @Krone0k 5 років тому

      @D. Including you filth

    • @roadrollerda9113
      @roadrollerda9113 5 років тому +1

      Lemon Letsplays Burn the ceo of racism and the internet is gone *crab rave plays*

  • @VazzyCow
    @VazzyCow 6 років тому +975

    *Our silver who art thou in heaven, hallowed be thy GREAT GREAT GREAT From kingdom come, thy will TAKE THIS in heaven as IT'S NO USE!*

    • @selfloathinggivesmelife7810
      @selfloathinggivesmelife7810 6 років тому +15

      VazzyCow This comment is underrated.

    • @blusterkong1996
      @blusterkong1996 6 років тому +4

      Thy Kingdom Valley come

    • @BunnySenpai
      @BunnySenpai 6 років тому +5

      Ahh yes, my search for the best comment. *THIS WILL END IT!*

    • @MidnightmoonRR
      @MidnightmoonRR 6 років тому +3

      VazzyCow ITS NO FUCKING USE!! AHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @rikyford
      @rikyford 6 років тому +3

      VazzyCow Take This!!!!

  • @andrewchurch452
    @andrewchurch452 5 років тому +186

    “GO FAST FOR JESUS!!”
    Christians: “Calm down son, it’s just a drawing.”

  • @thingymuhbob_jr.
    @thingymuhbob_jr. 6 років тому +240

    1:40 the dog isn't a pope but "sinterklaas" a Dutch celebration.... it's a Dutch version of santa....

    • @dryd943
      @dryd943 5 років тому +45

      Well that clears everything up

    • @rafabyrd
      @rafabyrd 5 років тому +7

      Wait isn’t it called saint nic?

    • @trollbreeder2534
      @trollbreeder2534 5 років тому +11

      sinterklaas is basically the reason why Europe gets christmas twice.

    • @trollbreeder2534
      @trollbreeder2534 5 років тому +1

      One's for the classic santa that's internationally known on the 25th and a few days before that is saint nic/sinterklaas.

    • @itisyarb
      @itisyarb 5 років тому +4

      No, Santa is American St. Nicolas.

  • @lucashoepfinger
    @lucashoepfinger 6 років тому +160

    Woah black Betty, slam poam

  • @RemovingTheWingus
    @RemovingTheWingus 6 років тому +879

    I just realised my religion is now a meme
    Edit: Not my religion anymore.

    • @Halphinian
      @Halphinian 6 років тому +271

      You worship Sonic too?

    • @poignantkraft39
      @poignantkraft39 6 років тому +142

      Everything can be a meme if you laugh at it hard enough.

    • @gigiemma3192
      @gigiemma3192 6 років тому +6

      Bronyism?

    • @lukes.854
      @lukes.854 6 років тому +39

      @@japejuice ouchie wowchie that's not very christian of you

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 6 років тому +8

      It always was.

  • @chemoemo3926
    @chemoemo3926 6 років тому +599

    Sonic fanart. Good times, good times . . .
    Wait, no. Not really.

    • @chipsqueek
      @chipsqueek 6 років тому +24

      HELLO I AM CONNER I AM THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE

    • @thedrewberry
      @thedrewberry 6 років тому +22

      Jacoby Kastler stupid ass burger king foot lettuce memeboy

    • @glove2734
      @glove2734 6 років тому +5

      qweqweqwe woah

    • @nocooldudes7614
      @nocooldudes7614 6 років тому +7

      Jacoby Kastler MEME BUSTED

    • @chemoemo3926
      @chemoemo3926 6 років тому +10

      What amazing interactions, everybody.
      I can tell you all go to church and praise the lord, such as Sonic does.

  • @CarlytheWolf23
    @CarlytheWolf23 5 років тому +165

    When it said "not only are bronies artistic..."
    *I legitimately thought it said autistic for a second, I about lost my shit lmao*

    • @_Pike
      @_Pike 4 роки тому +7

      They are!

    • @_Pike
      @_Pike 4 роки тому +6

      Furries, too.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 4 роки тому +2

      Weebs, Furries, and Bronies all have at least one thing in common, being autistic.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 4 роки тому +7

      @_*T E S S E R A C T!*_ you're right. Weebs, Furries, and Bronies are worse.

    • @CarlytheWolf23
      @CarlytheWolf23 4 роки тому +14

      @Tess oh nothing, I don't have any issues with them, I have relatives who are autistic, it's just I thought the video said that and I was just more immature when I typed it, I'm sorry if I offended you, I don't mean to.

  • @smughatkid9981
    @smughatkid9981 6 років тому +627

    Sorry, this is a Buddhist UA-cam Channel

  • @applescruffs537
    @applescruffs537 6 років тому +218

    “Yeah I like how it’s got different colours, and brown”

    • @milkhoney3620
      @milkhoney3620 6 років тому +13

      different colors of brown* lol

    • @wildcatjs1570
      @wildcatjs1570 6 років тому

      That’s Green Hill for you. Lol that bothered me so much

  • @morgand820
    @morgand820 6 років тому +120

    _Blessed_ Speed Mouse

  • @asderiner2468
    @asderiner2468 5 років тому +110

    Christian Sonic Memes, but every picture stray us further from God

  • @catburger8451
    @catburger8451 6 років тому +221

    No matter how fast i run, i cant run from the pain....

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 6 років тому +4

      Of being a Cat Burger
      I can sorta relate to that..

    • @urspeciesfeces1823
      @urspeciesfeces1823 6 років тому +5

      Lmao just _run to jesus_

    • @beep0378
      @beep0378 6 років тому

      Value meal cat sucks

    • @catburger8451
      @catburger8451 6 років тому

      Jonny1202 my name is cat burger not value meal cat

    • @beep0378
      @beep0378 6 років тому

      Cat Burger ik just saying tho, cat burger is a better meatshield ;)

  • @Yeen66
    @Yeen66 6 років тому +146

    im glad im not the only person who knew about this shit, im just surprised they didnt find that one dude that commissions artists to draw pics of women buying bread

    • @joeyberg5765
      @joeyberg5765 6 років тому +38

      I knew about the Christian sonic art
      Did not know about bread guy, but now I'm curious

    • @Yeen66
      @Yeen66 6 років тому +21

      MacEleven they're one of those specific weird people that almost everyone on Tumblr or DeviantArt knows about, I forgotten their name but literally all they do is just commission people to draw middle aged women just grabbing some bread off a shelf and putting it into a shopping cart. Wtf

    • @Yeen66
      @Yeen66 6 років тому +7

      MacEleven I appreciate that, it's not every day you hear a joke from a gun

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 6 років тому +2

      What?! Normal art…on Deviantart?

    • @joeyberg5765
      @joeyberg5765 6 років тому +2

      Sven Last Name wtf indeed
      I feel like I'm gonna have nightmares revolving around this theme now

  • @nathanchung27
    @nathanchung27 6 років тому +105

    *"whAT The fOOk Am I reAdInG?"*

    • @waffle344
      @waffle344 6 років тому

      *wAt the fOOk am I waTching*

    • @jakewitton6237
      @jakewitton6237 6 років тому

      @Tony Stark i think it means nude

    • @Bicholover5487
      @Bicholover5487 6 років тому

      *"WAT THE FOOK AM I READING"*

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 4 роки тому +62

    It’s been 7 years, wonder if the pad guy achieved his dreams

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 років тому +175

    1:33 funniest thing on this channel since EAT PANT

  • @CookieCruncha95
    @CookieCruncha95 5 років тому +230

    Do not watch this video if your faith in Humanity is in dire need of regeneration. Just trust me on this one.

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 4 роки тому +2

      Too late

    • @jamclone
      @jamclone 4 роки тому

      Too late

    • @paddlesaddlelad1881
      @paddlesaddlelad1881 4 роки тому

      Too late

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 4 роки тому +5

      My faith in humanity died a long time ago.
      Unfortunately, as I am unable to gain superpowers and become a supervillain I am stuck in the limbo which is watching people laugh at cringey stuff.

    • @noonbeam17
      @noonbeam17 4 роки тому

      too late, your comment is no longer the first comment and people will watch it

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 6 років тому +232

    Sonic colors was the best modern christian book

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 6 років тому

      Dank Matter Nah

    • @thisismyname5657
      @thisismyname5657 6 років тому

      The Sonichu manga offers way more to the Christian fandom, imo.

  • @lavendergotgame
    @lavendergotgame 5 років тому +36

    7:50 interesting to know that the Prince of Wales has a DeviantArt account.

  • @ZeldaHyrulian
    @ZeldaHyrulian 6 років тому +442

    *everyone send n00dz to jack*

    • @wildman63
      @wildman63 6 років тому +27

      Send Jack Noodles Just lying on a table without bowls

    • @joelmartin1985
      @joelmartin1985 6 років тому +49

      NOT IF YOUR UNDER 18!!

    • @LilacStarvix
      @LilacStarvix 6 років тому +24

      dylxn grxce NOT IF YOUR UNDER 18!!!!
      BUT DO IT IF YOU'RE OVER 18!!!

    • @that1lemon80
      @that1lemon80 6 років тому +16

      Jack Goodwin especially if you’re under 18

    • @elliotthemonster7574
      @elliotthemonster7574 6 років тому +7

      *DON’T DO IT IF YOU’RE UNDER 18*

  • @CertiBen
    @CertiBen 6 років тому +16

    Person 1: “I have a religion I thought you might want to join”
    Person 2: “What does your religion consist of?”
    Person 1: “Sends Video”
    Person 2: *i m i n t e r e s t e d*

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 6 років тому +276

    Deviantart is becoming almost as weird as a modern art exhibit.

    • @lambozillasawers6668
      @lambozillasawers6668 6 років тому +3

      What about Furaffinity?

    • @cringe_bread6531
      @cringe_bread6531 6 років тому

      What's that?

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 6 років тому +12

      +Soldier Boi We don't talk about that.

    • @loakal3557
      @loakal3557 6 років тому +3

      argument: it's even weirder

    • @asrieldreemurr9968
      @asrieldreemurr9968 6 років тому

      @@lambozillasawers6668 Or worse than that: e621
      the place where god is dead and they literally have tags for things that shouldn't exist...
      I found the place bc I'm dating a furry... granted not a CRINGY one, but still a furry

  • @keananhong
    @keananhong 6 років тому +75

    3:40 is Heroes of our time by Dragonforce

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому +2

      Keanan Hong I guess Nixon was the singer for Dragonforce?
      Y-yikes

    • @oleksiyalkhazov9201
      @oleksiyalkhazov9201 4 роки тому +1

      Dragonforce is a very little pony band :]

    • @oleksiyalkhazov9201
      @oleksiyalkhazov9201 4 роки тому +1

      Actually, I thought that quote was by Jason Statham

  • @whatyoulookinfor
    @whatyoulookinfor 6 років тому +24

    Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history
    Me: 2:38

  • @bestwest80
    @bestwest80 6 років тому +45

    3:26 THAT'S LITERALLY DRAGONFORCE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
    context: Dragonforce did Through the Fire and the Flames, that one hard guitar hero song
    Lyrics are from the song Heroes of our Time

    • @scabbardo5926
      @scabbardo5926 6 років тому

      It took me a moment to realize it, but I eventually did once I remembered the tune. LOL

    • @f1n4l3x4
      @f1n4l3x4 6 років тому

      bestwest80 YES FINALLY SOMEONE POINTS THAT OUT

    • @RegiRuler
      @RegiRuler 6 років тому

      I knew it was off an Ultra Beatdown song. I was (incorrectly) thinking "Last Journey Home" though.

    • @banestntheknight
      @banestntheknight 6 років тому

      bestwest80 As soon as I read it out, I saw it, knew someone else would notice, Dragonforce Rules.

  • @SubparPanda
    @SubparPanda 6 років тому +263

    I wonder what Pads up to these days

  • @lucasjutras640
    @lucasjutras640 5 років тому +63

    I wonder if the last guy achieved his lifegoal in the last 6 years

  • @avanda.7070
    @avanda.7070 6 років тому +182

    gotta go fast for Jesus

    • @ltsme_You
      @ltsme_You 6 років тому

      Use speed to get to jesus!

  • @leonidis171
    @leonidis171 6 років тому +62

    Former US President Richard Nixon = DragonForce
    Oof

    • @antoinerodier
      @antoinerodier 6 років тому +2

      This makes it even better thank you for noticing.

  • @nasir6r996
    @nasir6r996 6 років тому +246

    3:36
    That's...
    ...
    ARE THOSE DRAGONFORCE LYRICS!?!?!

    • @vidgamepro1
      @vidgamepro1 6 років тому +7

      Yes they are.

    • @nasir6r996
      @nasir6r996 6 років тому +24

      That hurts me
      That hurts my whole family
      Just me knowing this is making my mom scream in physical pain despite being miles away.

    • @electrocast
      @electrocast 6 років тому +11

      they are and i feel slightly embarrassed for having recognised them immediately

    • @lightningspirit5695
      @lightningspirit5695 5 років тому +8

      The song is Heroes of Our Time...

    • @Crisperz
      @Crisperz 5 років тому +9

      I didn't even have to know the song, the lyrics just screech dragonforce because Herman and Sam can only write one type of song

  • @spleakerphone
    @spleakerphone 5 років тому +87

    the universe where sonic was a nazi was my favourite in the Archie Comics

  • @Volosous
    @Volosous 6 років тому +192

    Even though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for my sonic oc is with me; his rod and his staff, they comfort me. Psalm 23:4

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 6 років тому +14

      **A biblical huge cloud shaped as Chris Chan appears in the horizon**

    • @Scruffy39
      @Scruffy39 6 років тому +2

      *Que video of Sonichu necklace thing being cut into pieces and burned*

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 6 років тому +5

      "His rod and his staff"

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 5 років тому +1

      @@alephkasai9384 Heh and double heh.

    • @PolythenePam0451
      @PolythenePam0451 5 років тому +5

      AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALISE THERES NOTHING LEFT

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 6 років тому +326

    David is my bible owo

    • @onion6412
      @onion6412 6 років тому

      as fictional as your belief in jesus

    • @onion6412
      @onion6412 6 років тому +1

      I was joking as well

    • @onion6412
      @onion6412 6 років тому +1

      It's fine

    • @mattbrabham6351
      @mattbrabham6351 6 років тому +1

      You're like the good version of Justin Y.

    • @ehyzen
      @ehyzen 6 років тому

      owowo *nuzzles*

  • @Genderanarchy
    @Genderanarchy 6 років тому +162

    Honestly donating 1,407+ pads might make a shelter very happy. On the other side of the coin, also donating (one) human roughly the size and shape of a pad might make people uncomfortable. This is like one of those “do you press the button” situations.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 10 місяців тому +1

      I mean I think you could make it work. Have the pad guy bronzed. Set him up as like a commemoration of the donation.

  • @kiraaaaqueen
    @kiraaaaqueen 6 років тому +183

    gOttA gO fASt... FoR JeSUS chRIst

    • @PleaseHoldy
      @PleaseHoldy 6 років тому +4

      Gotta go christian.

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 6 років тому +2

      gotta go murder minorities, DEUS VULT

    • @franciscoandrada412
      @franciscoandrada412 6 років тому +1

      Julio Jacob unexpected inquisition

    • @reckyt6367
      @reckyt6367 6 років тому +2

      Skruby aka the plot of steel ball run

  • @svengali990
    @svengali990 5 років тому +70

    Ironic, people following god creating a new sin.

  • @mrskitkats
    @mrskitkats 6 років тому +73

    “He can also bring 1407 pads to the company”

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 6 років тому +45

    1:40 So Sonic is telling the dog-pope to go away?
    ...is there any reason he had to be in blackface while he did it?

    • @davidbrener2538
      @davidbrener2538 6 років тому

      smol bean the kkk are christian, aren't they?

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 6 років тому +6

      Well, the Klan is historically anti-Catholic, so...huh. I guess that actually kinda works.

    • @davidbrener2538
      @davidbrener2538 6 років тому

      conchudo12345 yeah, certain denominations of christianity don't accept the pope as god's representative on earth.

    • @sr_ocb
      @sr_ocb 6 років тому +4

      electricbayonet2 hey man, that image is actually from an online game called drawception, where you have to draw a caption in 10 minutes, is hard to draw with the mouse so thats why is so weird.

    • @terminianhistorian7185
      @terminianhistorian7185 6 років тому

      I have a theory:
      The drawing is secretly a reference to Europeans questioning the Catholic Church when they couldn't help those who were dying of the Black Death.

  • @arisenleaf
    @arisenleaf 5 років тому +37

    Some where, in the back of my mind I subconsciously wanted a channel with British people reviewing the internet.

  • @the_phantom_cat7912
    @the_phantom_cat7912 5 років тому +38

    Never seen such a large concentration of sin in one place

  • @champagnecocaine9888
    @champagnecocaine9888 6 років тому +186

    y’all heard of cerebral palsy the hedgehog?

    • @zenikui
      @zenikui 6 років тому +1

      Krxst ew uncanny valley

    • @champagnecocaine9888
      @champagnecocaine9888 6 років тому

      Xenoku ew indeed. i don’t play it i think it’s disgusting.

    • @champagnecocaine9888
      @champagnecocaine9888 6 років тому

      BTS MEME LORD I actually don't have autism.

    • @champagnecocaine9888
      @champagnecocaine9888 6 років тому

      BTS MEME LORD I quit roblox last year.

    • @champagnecocaine9888
      @champagnecocaine9888 6 років тому

      BTS MEME LORD it's because I thought it was a good meme. it's a crop off of a roblox version of the incredibles which I found heavily disturbing

  • @VazzyCow
    @VazzyCow 6 років тому +676

    *R.I.P Willy Wonka*

    • @AwFiddleStickss
      @AwFiddleStickss 6 років тому +14

      Stop trying to be the next “you’re everywhere” guy.

    • @vinegar...
      @vinegar... 6 років тому +9

      Agent Washington i know, im sick of seeing Justin Y. everywhere.

    • @SockyP
      @SockyP 6 років тому +4

      F

    • @lebro4401
      @lebro4401 6 років тому

      VazzyCow is this loss

    • @CatFluteCovers
      @CatFluteCovers 6 років тому

      *And his P U R E I M A G I N A T I O N*

  • @gluk8838
    @gluk8838 6 років тому +50

    3:45 those are the lyrics to dragonforce’s song, “Heroes of Our Time”

    • @phoenixidkwhyareyoudointhi9665
      @phoenixidkwhyareyoudointhi9665 6 років тому +1

      Oh i thought it was ashes of the dawn... Wrong song xD

    • @theageofunknown7358
      @theageofunknown7358 6 років тому

      I LOVE THAT SONG AND CRINGED WHEN THEY SAID IT HAHAHAHAHSH

    • @CodyP2000
      @CodyP2000 6 років тому

      Yep.

    • @TheKeeperofChaos
      @TheKeeperofChaos 6 років тому

      Heyooooo my man.
      Memes galore, I know, but Dragonforce is awesome power metal. For real, I love the song. Seeing it amidst this cringefest... Feelsbadman

  • @sobek6735
    @sobek6735 5 років тому +36

    Title: Christian sonic memes
    Later in video: I always wanted to be a pad

  • @dbl5661
    @dbl5661 6 років тому +127

    Those realistic hands scar me for life

    • @sunnythedumb
      @sunnythedumb 5 років тому

      its a stock photo lmaoo

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v 5 років тому +3

      @@sunnythedumb I wonder what his reaction was when he saw the movie trailer

  • @Shrek-nm8or
    @Shrek-nm8or 6 років тому +103

    The sun was setting and the night was growing near. Lord Farquaad, standing above the defeated and humiliated Shrek, pulls out his blade and throws it on the ground in front of him."You have been bested by the mighty Lord Farquaad, there's only one thing you can do to spare yourself from future humiliation".
    Shrek, on his knees nods his head and picks up the sword Lord Farquaad has tossed on the ground. Then, holds the sword out and slowly puts the tip of the blade toward the left side if his abdomen. Shrek, with a slight smile, plunges the blade deep into himself. Pulls it from left to right toward the center of his stomach. Then twists the blade facing upward as blood begins for flood out of his massive body.
    The strong and luxurious sent of pure onions begin to fill the air, as he slowly pulls the blade to his chest. His eyes flooding with tears, but curiously the smile only grows on his face, as he remains to retain full eye contact with the victorious Lord Farquaad.
    "Yessss.... Yessssss" the triumphant Lord Farquaad cries in joy while his mouth over flows with saliva, and the ever growing bulge begins to tear threw his super tight and revealing pants.
    Shrek continues to pull the blade up towards his chest picking up the speed untill the deed is done. Shrek's guts spill out, all over Lord Fardquaad's feet, as if it were a water ballon bursting at the seems. The tattered and broken Shrek, defeated and utterly out matched by the sheer power and charisma of the Incredible Lord Farquaad, says with his final breath.
    "Better... Out then...in. I always....... Say......". Shrek falls dead before the feet of the powerful Lord Farquaad, as Lord Farquaad begins to have his way with the blood and guts soaked corpse laying before him.
    Today, it ends, today it was.... Ogre.
    *rock star by smash mouth begins to play in slow motion in the background as the scene fades to black*

    • @sarahd3422
      @sarahd3422 5 років тому +3

      It’s beautiful!!!

    • @AP-0
      @AP-0 5 років тому +3

      Thank you

    • @bluestwhale5876
      @bluestwhale5876 5 років тому +11

      No tragedy had ever brought a tear to my eye as this beautiful masterpiece has done,
      Thank you

    • @WingItMan217
      @WingItMan217 5 років тому +12

      The best thing about this is that it’s not too far from how most fanfics are written

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 5 років тому +11

      Dude, you literally just spoiled the Shrek remake ending for me

  • @childeater7327
    @childeater7327 6 років тому +203

    Ever since he got ligma sonic haven’t been the same

    • @Nine-Oh-Five
      @Nine-Oh-Five 6 років тому +15

      A terrible affliction, truly

    • @user-xj2sp1wu2w
      @user-xj2sp1wu2w 6 років тому +12

      The Man he seems very sugondese

    • @franciscoandrada412
      @franciscoandrada412 6 років тому +36

      Ligma is not a joke. You can't joke around with ligma so lightly. Have some respect for ligma survivors

    • @Bicholover5487
      @Bicholover5487 6 років тому +3

      Kebab Remover the dieses isnt real and you know wats ligma its ligma balls

    • @franciscoandrada412
      @franciscoandrada412 6 років тому +17

      fbi agent you didn't get the joke. Also, stop looking through my browser history, I haven't been to shadbase in weeks

  • @TheLalacream
    @TheLalacream 6 років тому +34

    7:37
    *actually has that rainbow dash*

  • @robertoalce4759
    @robertoalce4759 6 років тому +10

    This video makes a lot of sense when you remember that Wilbur's childhood dream, was to become the archbishop of Canterbury and work to end the schism between the English church and the Roman church.

  • @joshuathejosh_knutcase4165
    @joshuathejosh_knutcase4165 6 років тому +22

    GOTTA GO FAST...
    for it is the season of lent, in preparation for Easter Sunday

  • @perspectivelee
    @perspectivelee 6 років тому +32

    Loving the bonus deviantart, consider making it a segment for every video

    • @MrGlerb
      @MrGlerb 6 років тому +1

      Sevina Lee Neckbeard things 3 deviant art... Oooooooh my goooood

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin 5 років тому +10

    5:07
    "If I didn't have this, I would surely go insane."
    *Too late for that, buddy.*

  • @ebin4516
    @ebin4516 6 років тому +109

    1:36 sonic says go away to the pope
    The pope is catholic
    This is a sonic Christian video,
    Therefore all evidence points towards:
    SONIC IS OF EASTERN ORTHODOXY THE ONLY TRUE CHRISTIANITY

    • @swahi2702
      @swahi2702 6 років тому +18

      No it is the protestant reformation. Sonic is Martin Luther.

    • @allseeingaids9734
      @allseeingaids9734 6 років тому +14

      The Eastern Orthodoxy traditionally has its seat of power in Moscow, with huge followings in Belarus and Ukraine, as well as the Crimean States...
      *Sonic is True Slav*

    • @leysont
      @leysont 6 років тому

      No, my friends. Sonic is a Baptist.

    • @L013-r9y
      @L013-r9y 6 років тому +2

      I refuse for a repeat of the Great Schism to be caused by fucking Sonic fanart

    • @sulphuric_glue4468
      @sulphuric_glue4468 6 років тому

      @@allseeingaids9734 Orthodoxy is big in Slavic countries but was created by the Greeks and Assyrians. The traditional seats of power of Orthodoxy are Constantinople and Antioch (and Jerusalem).

  • @monmonstartv5159
    @monmonstartv5159 6 років тому +60

    "Eat Pad"

  • @digitallytransmitteddiseas4686
    @digitallytransmitteddiseas4686 6 років тому +53

    ah yes, the lance of sponginus, the very spear an infamous Roman soldier used to pierce jesus in the side.

  • @raphses6871
    @raphses6871 5 років тому +12

    8:52 Okay, this guy has got some EXTREME mental issues if he’s really serious about this. A fucking disposable human pad?!

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 6 років тому +32

    This is why the Church burned witches.

  • @upsidedownbagofflour697
    @upsidedownbagofflour697 5 років тому +6

    0:49 Sonic does not swear, take drugs, or harm the environment. He likes to vape and to praise the Lord.
    This has to be the single most eclectic comment I have ever seen. I would never expect these things to be together. The diversity of people amazes me sometimes

  • @kizzywashere
    @kizzywashere 4 роки тому +21

    6:16 they predicted the tiktok willy wonka thirst trap account

  • @isaiah9666
    @isaiah9666 4 роки тому +30

    Never thought I'd ever hear of a person that wants to be a period pad...never in a million years would it have occurred to me that someone like that exists

  • @thetarr2
    @thetarr2 4 роки тому +14

    "Son, you know when I said you could be anything?"
    " *I didnt mean a pad.* "

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 роки тому

      @A Random Weeb :I you mean furry?

  • @3mma1212
    @3mma1212 6 років тому +111

    You have sinned

  • @lobstercat
    @lobstercat 4 роки тому +10

    "What are your strengths and weaknesses?"
    "WELL I HOPE TO BE PLACED NEAR THE VULVA IN THE FUTURE"

  • @thesleepiestkitty
    @thesleepiestkitty 4 роки тому +16

    4:33 it's sad when even your pretend girlfriend dislikes you 🤷‍♀️