Instagram Reels Were A Mistake

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  • @user-rd9cv7nw8p
    @user-rd9cv7nw8p 8 місяців тому +3448

    slay away the path to god

  • @Strawberry.shortcakessssss
    @Strawberry.shortcakessssss 8 місяців тому +2964

    Being a queer woc on reels who uses pronouns is one of the most horrifying experiences ever

    • @beti5618
      @beti5618 8 місяців тому +295

      Literally!! Cue the ‘she/her in your bio says enough😂’

    • @iyzqx
      @iyzqx 8 місяців тому +301

      FRRR half my notifs are just "okay pronoun warrior" like WHA 😭T

    • @ianisblue
      @ianisblue 8 місяців тому +311

      “pronouns detected opinion rejected” EXCUSE ME??

    • @dinkey321
      @dinkey321 8 місяців тому +159

      @@ianisblue cant believe someone would use pronouns /j

    • @ianisblue
      @ianisblue 8 місяців тому +98

      @@dinkey321smh my head definetely not me 🤢 /j

  • @Polypancake
    @Polypancake 8 місяців тому +5001

    The girl complaining about people not dressing up for college classes is so silly to me. If she wants to dress up for classes and stuff, there's nothing stopping her.

    • @KairiMorin
      @KairiMorin 8 місяців тому +317

      It's dumber when you go to a collage and see most people don't only wear hoodies and sweats. It's probably just the week before, during, or after exams.

    • @fluffyfish2607
      @fluffyfish2607 8 місяців тому +193

      And like oh what changed from people "dressed up more" for school? Well I mean you have to work 17 hours a day minimum wage to afford like Yale, instead of 5 hours lmao

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 8 місяців тому +148

      It definitely depends on what school you go to as well. People dressed up for class pretty often at my college. I definitely did but I didn’t think anything of the people dressed more comfortably. Honestly, I was jealous of some of their abilities to look cute in sweatpants and a cardigan when I just look homeless

    • @lisahoshowsky4251
      @lisahoshowsky4251 8 місяців тому +89

      My mindset is you have the rest of your working life to dress up, you don’t need to look “cute” or overly “nice” while learning *if you don’t want to*. If you do, great🙂
      With the amount of all nighters my cohort and I pulled we were lucky if we showed up in a new outfit😂 we did dress up really well for important presentations though which was always a nice change of pace, but being more casual otherwise made those times stand out. Unless your degree/major has a specific dress requirement it’s weird to put your expectations on others😒

    • @fluffyfish2607
      @fluffyfish2607 8 місяців тому

      @@lisahoshowsky4251 I'm not in college, but that's also been how I think about what I wear to school lol

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan 8 місяців тому +1873

    College education shouldn't be a privilege, it should be a right

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  8 місяців тому +332

      based

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 8 місяців тому +94

      @@AnnamarieForcino thankfully I live in a country where college is free (so is healthcare, even if ours isn't that good)

    • @bellathesuperpoms
      @bellathesuperpoms 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Ratciclefanare u europpean too?

    • @CarlytheQueenofChaos
      @CarlytheQueenofChaos 8 місяців тому +6

      Facts.

    • @sarahbarabe4990
      @sarahbarabe4990 8 місяців тому +22

      Agreed. I wonder why we (in America at least) don't already consider it a right. Why should education be a privilege? Are not all people deserving of the opportunity to learn and enrich themselves? How does one prove that they do deserve opportunity and success? Are we not inherently valuable enough as human lives to have earned it?

  • @embracingvoids
    @embracingvoids 8 місяців тому +853

    "decades ago people dressed up for class" my mother talks about how everyone wore sweats and a hoodie to class, and she's in her 60's

    • @user-zk9pe2ed6w
      @user-zk9pe2ed6w 8 місяців тому +124

      also like… up until the late 60s/early 70s, schools literally required students to dress in formalwear. as soon as that ended, kids started dressing more casually to school lol

    • @Happytravellerkimmy
      @Happytravellerkimmy 8 місяців тому +21

      I was in college in the late 90s, early 00s - I can confirm there were many raggedy pj wearing students back then. The only people who dressed up were business majors.

    • @nineten-eu4ig
      @nineten-eu4ig 4 місяці тому +4

      Some professors in my uni forbid hoodies, shorts and even colored hair .... like what...????

  • @xpouii-3992
    @xpouii-3992 8 місяців тому +665

    As a bi woman I never understand how people can shame someone‘s vagina for smelling/tasting like vagina. Like… yeah bro that’s the good part wtf are you saying??

    • @Flufferz626
      @Flufferz626 8 місяців тому +184

      Also shaming for panty stains. Like that white stain that eventually takes over. That is a sign of a healthy pH in your vagina. Also making it smell like flowers and perfume is really bad for a person's health.

    • @sauntering6952
      @sauntering6952 7 місяців тому +88

      @@Flufferz626as someone who has a lot of discharge and therefore has panty stains, thank you 🙏 literally been getting shamed for it by the few people who know for like, years.

    • @fruitymcfruitcake9674
      @fruitymcfruitcake9674 7 місяців тому +52

      @@Flufferz626 Omg thank you for mentioning it!!! I've seriously endured so much internal shame because I never knew that shit's completely normal! Daily! Not just when you have a yeast infection! I'm still in the process of getting through that and I really think it needs to enter the conversation. Discharge is /normal/. I got some of the best sex ed in the US and they couldn't fking mention that.

    • @digimonalvatrax2738
      @digimonalvatrax2738 7 місяців тому +20

      How to tell you are gay as a man without straight up saying it.

    • @updated_autopsy_report1
      @updated_autopsy_report1 7 місяців тому

      @@Flufferz626exactly! Discharges happen. And don’t even get me started with bleached panties!

  • @azukiroh
    @azukiroh 8 місяців тому +878

    The "Korean daddy" one had me actually shriveling up in fear

    • @assas1nscreed
      @assas1nscreed 8 місяців тому +85

      I could have sworn it was satire... and then it just kept going

    • @aspillust
      @aspillust 8 місяців тому +32

      that poor cat...

    • @azukiroh
      @azukiroh 8 місяців тому +22

      @@assas1nscreed my fight or flight response kicked in so I didn't have time to analyze whether or not it was satire

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 8 місяців тому +14

      The Jay Park and Blink hashtags sent me.

    • @uncannyvalley2113
      @uncannyvalley2113 8 місяців тому +4

      i had to close my eyes and focus on my breathing to get through it

  • @yuno784
    @yuno784 8 місяців тому +659

    IG reels are either funny or straight up bigoted 😭 there is like no in between

    • @cino9283
      @cino9283 8 місяців тому +13

      AND THE COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS CRAZY

  • @moistlydripping8416
    @moistlydripping8416 8 місяців тому +1265

    As someone who also grew up Catholic, our masses are so fucking boring. The only reason that I joined my schools Choir, was so that I didn't have to sit in the pews with everyone else when I would have an IBS flare up, and leaving pews is harder than leaving the choir section without anyone noticing. The amount of unholy shits I took in that Church is astounding.

    • @waewae
      @waewae 8 місяців тому +273

      unholy shits in church
      thats really metal 😭😭

    • @elan825
      @elan825 8 місяців тому +151

      If god had had any hand in designing church, they would congregate outside, in the sun, with cool animals and non-judgemental folks and you can leave to take a shit whenever. Not in freezing, empty domes where you can hear every fart reverberating through the halls.

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 8 місяців тому +35

      @@elan825We do have outdoor masses in the summertime…but that’s only at some churches. Our biggest problems are the wooden pews and the uncomfy kneelers. Sometimes, I don’t kneel down when I’m supposed to due to my bad knees.

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  8 місяців тому +285

      there's truly nothing like taking a shit break mid-mass

    • @Digital_is_silly
      @Digital_is_silly 8 місяців тому +10

      i only joined choir cuz it made me feel better than others

  • @WildLmaoplane
    @WildLmaoplane 8 місяців тому +682

    The phrase "slurped down" will never leave my mind

  • @reaganh.2902
    @reaganh.2902 8 місяців тому +2002

    my mom is always watching instagram reels and the things i hear are crazy

    • @aFreakingSpongebobReference
      @aFreakingSpongebobReference 8 місяців тому +79

      do you worry about her? I would worry she'd be influenced

    • @Grapesoda-fg7vt
      @Grapesoda-fg7vt 8 місяців тому +92

      🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

    • @Goma-ns1gd
      @Goma-ns1gd 8 місяців тому +88

      @@Grapesoda-fg7vtFREE PALESTINE TRUEEE 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

    • @mochii_draws
      @mochii_draws 8 місяців тому +4

      FOR REAL

    • @SimsyHazel
      @SimsyHazel 8 місяців тому

      @@Grapesoda-fg7vt 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

  • @daisysevens8180
    @daisysevens8180 8 місяців тому +1615

    I swear every time I open Instagram I have to go sit in a corner for at least an hour to think about my life decisions, especially when I some how end up on the transphobic and homophobic side (considering I'm a non binary lesbian this is weird).

    • @emmie297
      @emmie297 8 місяців тому +148

      the worst part is even if your on the gay side of Instagram, the comments are even worse 🥲

    • @lesbianslipknotfan
      @lesbianslipknotfan 8 місяців тому +90

      as a non binary lesbian, god i feel that. its why im off all social media 😭 i refuse to see that shit online when i hear it all day

    • @paytreonsuhks
      @paytreonsuhks 8 місяців тому

      You are, in fact, binary. Brain dead, but binary.

    • @daisysevens8180
      @daisysevens8180 8 місяців тому +62

      @@emmie297 Stop yeah, I always feel so bad because they never reach the right target audience and they always get so much hate :(

    • @despressso
      @despressso 8 місяців тому +70

      im on the gay side and the comments r still homophobic

  • @eggzuki
    @eggzuki 8 місяців тому +290

    i saw someone say “smash” on a video of a baby.
    and “bring back slavery” to a video of two black women just wearing cute outfits

    • @luna10617
      @luna10617 8 місяців тому +1

      "they're gonna be fine when they're older😍" 🤢🤢🤢🤮people are repulsive

    • @angelcake7077
      @angelcake7077 7 місяців тому +48

      I HATE WHEN INSTAGRAM D3GENERATES BE COMMENTING “SMASH” ON THE MOST HORRENDOUS THINGS TO COMMENT THAT WORD ON IT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL 😀

    • @eggzuki
      @eggzuki 7 місяців тому

      @@angelcake7077 or saying like “oil up i’ll be there in 10”

    • @allyallyaly
      @allyallyaly 7 місяців тому +23

      i am so glad i deleted instagram, this is horrible

    • @Kuneho_08
      @Kuneho_08 7 місяців тому +3

      ☠️

  • @prettyimq
    @prettyimq 8 місяців тому +363

    That "peaches and cream" comment urks me so much, it's an fing organ, not a shower gel.
    Most men are so uneducated on how the female body works that I feel kind of bad for them.

    • @hanahayashi6374
      @hanahayashi6374 8 місяців тому +48

      Seriously. Like a muscle filled with (healthy) bacteria is gonna be perfume worthy 🙄

    • @Happytravellerkimmy
      @Happytravellerkimmy 8 місяців тому +23

      I was actually confused because - how? Is that actually what he's talking about? And then they're talking about feet and I'm wondering maybe he meant feet? In any case, this is why I didn't accept drinks from randos back in the day. I brought my own money and drank my own cheap beer, thx.

    • @madfisch473
      @madfisch473 8 місяців тому

      also like that’s foul-if i’m getting into scent range and that pussy aint smelling like pussy, this tells my brain that something is wrong!! i want things normal!!

    • @Tay_hugsxkisses
      @Tay_hugsxkisses 7 місяців тому +13

      I don’t feel bad for them… it’s their own fault as grown adults for not educating themselves, one internet search is all it would take

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ 7 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Tay_hugsxkisses
      Literally, in todays modern age the only way to be that ignorant about women's anatomy is to purposely ignore it when explained.

  • @josiea.3855
    @josiea.3855 8 місяців тому +171

    I actually love the "whimper audio" guy, he satirizes the pick-me boy type guys and his videos are SO funny 😭

  • @ZoeNycole
    @ZoeNycole 8 місяців тому +238

    Using the word peasant in a non-ironic way tells me all I need to know about a person

  • @JoshuaR.Collins
    @JoshuaR.Collins 8 місяців тому +691

    i love how the one girl was complaining about how people dress in sweats and a hoodie in collage, while dressed in sweats and hoodie.

    • @hourofberries
      @hourofberries 8 місяців тому +47

      im pretty sure she intentionally dressed like that for the video in order to prove her point

    • @luna10617
      @luna10617 8 місяців тому +52

      classic "not like other girls" hypocrisy😩

    • @haileybalmer9722
      @haileybalmer9722 8 місяців тому +9

      An incredibly suspicious hoodie, too. "Red Dragons?" Really?

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 8 місяців тому +4

      @@haileybalmer9722 hows that suspicious?

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 8 місяців тому

      @@haileybalmer9722What’s red dragons? Am I missing something? 😭

  • @Tobithepurpleducc
    @Tobithepurpleducc 8 місяців тому +664

    Instagram reels are wild. My parents walk around the house watching their reels on full volume and some of the stuff on there is straight nightmare fuel

    • @mjewrites
      @mjewrites 8 місяців тому +41

      god i can relate so hard to the listening at full volume thing. if I had done that as a teenager or even now, my parents would accuse me of being inconsiderate or immature but yet they can watch their reels on full blast at 8am while I'm asleep.

    • @thebusinesswoman23
      @thebusinesswoman23 8 місяців тому +8

      Lmao same with my dad. He is completely addicted to his phone , which is sad. I am proud of the lack of screentime I have for myself and my kids. We stay under 2 hours a day but it's actually a lot harder than it sounds nowadays.

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 8 місяців тому +8

      And then they watch the same short/reel/tiktok on repeat for like 2 or 3 times. Like God damn, get some earbuds!

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 8 місяців тому +4

      The fact that your parents do this is nightmare fuel enough.

    • @Tobithepurpleducc
      @Tobithepurpleducc 8 місяців тому

      @@sunnyandthechlo Fr 🥲

  • @emmie297
    @emmie297 8 місяців тому +456

    Instagram reels have ruined my mental health. the comments are absolutely disgusting. I haven't been on Instagram more than twenty minutes in 48 hours and it's a good start. I already feel better

    • @yellowgreen.
      @yellowgreen. 8 місяців тому +51

      fr😭😭i put a timer on in my ig settings because the comments r genuinely just so mind numbing..

    • @wannabedrewafualo
      @wannabedrewafualo 8 місяців тому +62

      I always knew the internet could be toxic af but I have no idea what causes the level of malice within Instagram reel comment sections

    • @iimuffinsaur
      @iimuffinsaur 8 місяців тому

      Instagram was the first social media i had to quit lol. Atp I only really use UA-cam. I have the insta app but just to check random people sometimes.

    • @doid4354
      @doid4354 8 місяців тому +28

      I deleted tiktok like 6 months ago because of the toxic environment and now Im thinking I need to delete my instagram too because it is somehow worse

    • @Link-dx1lx
      @Link-dx1lx 8 місяців тому +12

      I deleted instagram in 2016 and I never looked back

  • @Moon-hg9je
    @Moon-hg9je 8 місяців тому +271

    As an avid instagram reels user, I literally am strictly in the cat side of instagram, every other scroll is “CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA DUBI DUBI DABA DABA MÁGICO MI DUBI DUBU BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM” I have never ran into the horrors you did, like this is so new to me 😭???

    • @1eyed_songbird
      @1eyed_songbird 8 місяців тому +15

      I liked two dog videos once, now that all I get

    • @ianisblue
      @ianisblue 8 місяців тому +2

      but every other comment is “magic pony*” so the comments are still annoying

    • @bellathesuperpoms
      @bellathesuperpoms 8 місяців тому +3

      My sister only watches makeup on there BUT MY MUM
      OMG I ONCE LOOKED AT IT SO MUCH ABDREW TATE TRANSPHOBIC (sorry i was too lazy to make the letters small) and also monks telling u the spartans weren’t depressed its so weitd

    • @Leilataraxia
      @Leilataraxia 8 місяців тому

      SAME

    • @aylaanyad
      @aylaanyad 8 місяців тому +6

      Me too thank god (apart from being on the cat side I’m also on the cow and horses side of instagram)

  • @brownbear112
    @brownbear112 8 місяців тому +382

    To answer that college girl’s question: I ain’t dressin up for people I don’t care about and I’m also paying to go to that college so I will wear whatever I want to class (within reason of course). Lol

    • @SweetlyDarkArt
      @SweetlyDarkArt 8 місяців тому +23

      I'm only ever dressed up for college classes because I have work after class. 😂

    • @keelinmacken9552
      @keelinmacken9552 8 місяців тому +31

      I only get dressed up on test days cause I’ve heard a theory that if you dress up nice it boosts your confidence so you’ll do better on exams. Other days I’m in sweats though 100%. So far it seems to have worked lol

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 8 місяців тому +8

      Was she expecting people to show up in full three piece tuxedos and ball gowns? It's college.

    • @Hiiiiiiiiieeee
      @Hiiiiiiiiieeee 8 місяців тому +3

      @@keelinmacken9552 it’s not a theory, it’s true. People that don’t put as much effort into what they wear, or their basic hygiene and appearance tend to be more depressed and not feel as confident about themselves. There are many studies saying as much.

    • @TheCottonCandyQueen
      @TheCottonCandyQueen 8 місяців тому

      As you do

  • @crowdedcar
    @crowdedcar 8 місяців тому +119

    “It’s not from God, it’s from slobbing on that knob.” BRB going to the tattoo shop now

  • @lesbianslipknotfan
    @lesbianslipknotfan 8 місяців тому +83

    the whimper audio dude and the person playing the scream sound was so unironically funny i giggled like a silly goose

  • @Vic-223
    @Vic-223 8 місяців тому +81

    The amount of slurs i have read in ig reals comments literally made me delete insta and sit there in silence

  • @TheSunflowerSniper
    @TheSunflowerSniper 8 місяців тому +29

    Ngl, "suck down" sounds like some kind of cursed WWE cagematch.

  • @bidishah
    @bidishah 8 місяців тому +48

    You know what else is weird? The algorithm for some reason pushes all the negative, hateful and disgusting comments to the top, and only after scrolling down them will you see the nice, normal comments. Wonder what that's about.

  • @koolaidman_
    @koolaidman_ 8 місяців тому +226

    I will say one thing for the baby steak, the long strips are the way to go when feeding a baby steak, they just gnaw out all the juices. They could choke on smaller pieces because they can't actually eat steak yet. The issue there is the parents being pretentious about cake

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 8 місяців тому +8

      I was honestly also worried about the other stuff i saw on the platter. I don't know what they were, maybe sugar rabbits or something i didn't look close, but those were smaller than toys that say "not intended for children under 3, chocking hazard"

    • @Yorokobi224
      @Yorokobi224 8 місяців тому +30

      True. My kid didn't like cake at 1 and still not a fan of sweet. We made her a cake shaped like Boots cause she was a Dora fan. Everyone wanted me to feed her the first piece and I was like. Oh she doesn't like cake. They kept encouraging me to give her a piece. So I gave into pressure. She gave me the meanest side eye when that spoon left her mouth and spit it out. I gave her a small cup of olives and cheddar cheese to make her happy. I tell you story cause it's always been funny in my head but I won't take a video about it

    • @grace-4072
      @grace-4072 8 місяців тому +22

      @@Yorokobi224this is the funniest shit i ever heard sorry but imagining a baby side eyeing because they want olives😭😭😭

    • @Yorokobi224
      @Yorokobi224 8 місяців тому +8

      @@grace-4072 used to make snack packs for travelling, "cheese, olives, gherkins, crackers, apples, oranges, onigiri"
      She still wants olives as a snack at 11

    • @Yorokobi224
      @Yorokobi224 8 місяців тому +2

      @@grace-4072 used to make snack packs for travelling, "cheese, olives, gherkins, crackers, apples, oranges, onigiri"
      She still wants olives as a snack at 11

  • @mallarieluvsgirls
    @mallarieluvsgirls 8 місяців тому +87

    instagram reel comments made me feel suicidal at one point with how evil the comments are. literally wishing assault on random women and the most racist things i’ve ever read. it was sooo painful to see the comments directed at people like me. deleted all my social media apart from youtube (which still sucks). i swear all the nasty twitter users flooded instagram.

    • @joelamburn
      @joelamburn 8 місяців тому

      Just don’t read them

    • @11more40
      @11more40 7 місяців тому +7

      Every single time there's anything about a couple there's always a bunch of comments about how the woman will definitely cheat on her husband, it's so pathetic

    • @NZND
      @NZND 7 місяців тому +2

      I've got the same experience. We must preserve our mental sanity at all cost. Wish you luck!

  • @OtakuPrincess
    @OtakuPrincess 8 місяців тому +112

    The college girl ranting goes to the university I finished my degree at. That town that college is in is so underdeveloped and under the poverty line it's ridiculous to be criticizing the clothing people opt to wear to class. Comfort while getting your education should be prioritized vs fashion, that being said she really has 0 place to talk, that town and college are a shitshow.

  • @WakkoHat
    @WakkoHat 8 місяців тому +280

    I had no idea there were so many odd posts on Insta reels considering I just use mine to post my speed paints and watch art-related memes on there. 😭

    • @catroe
      @catroe 8 місяців тому +17

      Exactly lol, tho if you look at any queer related things so many bad comments are on them

    • @user-kt3bi6os3j
      @user-kt3bi6os3j 8 місяців тому +5

      my reels are mostly art on my art account but on my personal I see a lot of posts that aren't too bad but the comments are almost always horrible

    • @Unhappytimeaper
      @Unhappytimeaper 8 місяців тому +9

      if you look at any comments it can be of kittens and people will be wildly horrific for any reason they can imagine @@catroe

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  8 місяців тому +33

      that sounds like a much more pleasant algorithm!

    • @catroe
      @catroe 8 місяців тому +3

      @@AnnamarieForcino it really is!

  • @PinkBerryMoose
    @PinkBerryMoose 8 місяців тому +110

    I grew up in a mega church and yes it is EXTREMELY overstimulating

  • @Ilovedeviledeggs4
    @Ilovedeviledeggs4 8 місяців тому +129

    I got diagnosed with Gastroparesis today and the 12 days of Sinmas with my favorite lesbian have been a nice way to get my mind off things. Thank you girl 🖤

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  8 місяців тому +46

      oh goodness, i'm so sorry! wishing you all the best

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 8 місяців тому +6

      My mom had that it went away for a long time, even though it’s not technically supposed to (she prayed a LOT and by a miracle it got better) but she’s got it mildly again, and it has been a nightmare for her sometimes so blessings and healing wished upon and sent towards you because I know that that struggle is real af and I’ve seen the pain that it causes my mom when she has a flareup. It’s debilitating for her. Stay strong! You got this!

  • @randomrat3150
    @randomrat3150 8 місяців тому +105

    the amount of bigotry and hatred that I see on a daily basis in those comment sections is actually insane

  • @YURIMASTER666
    @YURIMASTER666 8 місяців тому +23

    12:12 "youre a peasant" okay lord farquad 😭

  • @sytmor
    @sytmor 8 місяців тому +59

    I feel like it’s more meaningful to have (broke) friends willing to give me a couple bucks or $200 dollars if I desperately needed it than for some millionaire to give me what to them is pocket change. I’ve had friends offer something more meaningful than money; housing if I was homeless, a ride if I needed to go to work, food if I was starving, advice and a hug if I was struggling with the weight of it all. Love all of the people who have supported me when they had no obligation to, and shout out to anyone else who has been able to do anything to help others in their time of need. What may seem like no big deal to you could be huge for them. So much love to you all ❤

  • @zamknijcholernabrame
    @zamknijcholernabrame 8 місяців тому +259

    Well let's see what's going on on the dark side of Instagram, thank you, Anna, for doing the dirty work for us

  • @CurveTheRain
    @CurveTheRain 8 місяців тому +23

    “How has this uni merch, sold on campus, covered in my school’s logo, become THE college uniform?” 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @LetsGaurr424
    @LetsGaurr424 8 місяців тому +111

    Glad we're finally speaking about this tiktok comments are actually funny sometimes instagram reels are just a bunch of assholes who dont realize digital footprints are real

    • @taza257
      @taza257 7 місяців тому +2

      they know, they just don't care

  • @PugSempai
    @PugSempai 8 місяців тому +60

    My least favorite part of Reels is seeing a perfectly normal reel of a woman existing and then opening the comments and finding the most rancid energy
    Sure that's just the entire internet but it feels particularly rancid on reels

    • @belovedobserver
      @belovedobserver 7 місяців тому +4

      Yes the comments no matter what the reel is about is dudes hating women.

  • @tiredrabbit6776
    @tiredrabbit6776 8 місяців тому +105

    you need a burner account you can use to find content so your actual instagram isn’t blinding you

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  8 місяців тому +30

      what's the fun in that?!

    • @Liz-Jen.
      @Liz-Jen. 5 місяців тому

      Coward.. (this is a joke don't take it seriously)

  • @PotatoLord77
    @PotatoLord77 8 місяців тому +31

    Instagram reels is a mess, every couple days Instagram shows me, a trans woman, a video of some guy saying that he would happily kill a trans woman if she didn’t disclose that she was trans as soon as the guy started flirting. Tens of thousands of likes usually and the comments are always filled with gifs implying that they would also murder trans women for something like that. I get that it’s probably just a bunch of 13 yo edgelords but it still isn’t very cool that Instagram likes to remind me on a regular basis that there are people who would want to kill me over something so trivial

  • @MKMonsterr
    @MKMonsterr 8 місяців тому +32

    Honestly, the first year I went back to school I was like "I'm gonna dress beautifully and be the cool older student." and now I just go to class in some slightly scuffed up leather boots, jeans, and a nice shirt/sweater. I'm in class for 5+ hours, and on campus for 8+, I'm dressing comfortably.

  • @leebobeebo
    @leebobeebo 8 місяців тому +34

    omg i love uniquely jeanie she's so funny her outros are always different too 💅 middle aged women on instagram are my favorite they understand the internet in a way i never could at my young teen age

  • @abbyb3582
    @abbyb3582 8 місяців тому +48

    Eyebleach is a worthy gift, but a new Annamarie Forcino video is the greatest gift of all!

  • @lilliputianhitcher3808
    @lilliputianhitcher3808 8 місяців тому +27

    the college girl sounds like my rheumatologist who always roasts me over watching my lectures at home and not in person. sir, i have a chronic illness, you treat me for it, it’s not a competition

  • @JennaEmbers
    @JennaEmbers 8 місяців тому +36

    putting in a request to the DJ for more Instagram reels, these were so out of pocket and I’m here for it

  • @AJ-hm5qe
    @AJ-hm5qe 8 місяців тому +124

    She can dress up for university running on an hour of sleep because you have had assignments all week and two tests in one day. I'm showing up in bordeline pyjamas, thanks.

  • @croissantates
    @croissantates 8 місяців тому +95

    tiktok was better than reels honestly. fb shorts is another breed.

    • @Mayonnaisefish113
      @Mayonnaisefish113 8 місяців тому +13

      Aggred

    • @Shaytan.666
      @Shaytan.666 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah but UA-cam shorts are also unhinged like I just watched some shorts of food and cats but then it changes into redpill, religious, right wing bullsh;t

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  8 місяців тому +38

      there's shorts on fb?!?!?! 😩

    • @croissantates
      @croissantates 8 місяців тому

      @@AnnamarieForcino you'd be surprised to know the content on fb. my mum is obsessed with those shorts.

    • @Mayonnaisefish113
      @Mayonnaisefish113 8 місяців тому +3

      @@AnnamarieForcino ya my grandma has FB and I overhear the stuff on the shorts occasionally, and that shit is crazy

  • @mordonach
    @mordonach 8 місяців тому +39

    I wish they had an option to turn off reels and shorts ☹️

    • @nekesa6429
      @nekesa6429 8 місяців тому +2

      literally

    • @heatherofhyrule9050
      @heatherofhyrule9050 6 місяців тому +1

      Yess it’s so annoying 😭 they’re all over my feed

  • @guad4241
    @guad4241 8 місяців тому +34

    something tells me the girl complaining about sweats and hoodies for college class would be very much upset about the outfits me and my fashion design peers wear (especially the fit ones😭😭)

  • @NhojisJohn
    @NhojisJohn 8 місяців тому +40

    shoutout to annamarie for making a holiday series that is CONSISTENTLY entertaining every episode 🔥 i’m excited for next year!

  • @rosesigner
    @rosesigner 8 місяців тому +73

    As a human named Rebecca, I feel offened on behalf of my womb.

  • @RowleyFan2
    @RowleyFan2 8 місяців тому +67

    The "suck down" dudes definitely are proof that we don't choose our sexuality, there are SO many women I know (including me) who wish we were not heterosexual women, sigh....

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 8 місяців тому +5

      believe it or not you can fix that if you try hard enough... probably

    • @j00j00_bee
      @j00j00_bee 8 місяців тому +4

      Bi and plan people are with ya, friend 😔✊🏻

  • @ms.borzynski2195
    @ms.borzynski2195 8 місяців тому +66

    I didn’t think my boyfriend was attractive from his profile on hinge but he was so funny I decided I’d go out with him and see how it went. Turns out he’s much more attractive in person so it was a win win for me because he’s so kind and funny and really being attractive was a nice bonus

    • @Yorokobi224
      @Yorokobi224 8 місяців тому +4

      My ex wife had to ask her male friend if he thought I was cute cause she couldn't tell from my Myspace profile pic that was me on Halloween as a vampire. She was like. I didn't know if you always wore collars and fangs... She learned I did and our kid wants to be "scene" 😂😂😂

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 8 місяців тому +6

      I had a similar experience. My boyfriend wasn't the most attractive guy I knew at the time, but his personality WAS attractive! He was kind, funny, SO SMART, I definitely fell head over heels for him FAST. After knowing him for a year, I found him to be the most attractive man I'd ever met. Meeting in person for the first time also pretty much sealed the deal. I also found out a year or two ago that I might be ace, so that probably affected my initial attraction as well 😂

  • @inbou4531
    @inbou4531 8 місяців тому +7

    men unintentionally ratting themselves out about never being with a woman while being so confident with what they’re saying will give me joy every single time

  • @lizroszel265
    @lizroszel265 8 місяців тому +19

    i keep getting stuck in the hellscape of instagram reels, it truly is a trap

  • @mjewrites
    @mjewrites 8 місяців тому +14

    even though i wasn't raised catholic i can relate to the 'catholic goes to mega church' reel bc the first time I went to a mega church it definitely felt theatrical and a little overwhelming lol. it was basically a concert with a sermon in the middle and the church made so much money they had the budget to film weekly video announcements and even skits occasionally.

  • @pigeonsata173
    @pigeonsata173 8 місяців тому +10

    I am also neurodivergent roman catholic turned agnostic and the most interesting thing that happened during church was a mouse making it's way in

  • @adrianna5886
    @adrianna5886 8 місяців тому +17

    Thanks for getting old Catholic hymns from my childhood stuck in my head Annamarie, I’m gonna be signing “this is the day the lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad” the whole week

  • @ellkeesler
    @ellkeesler 8 місяців тому +15

    I used to work at a Mega-Church and yes, they did in fact spend millions on really stupid stuff while also paying 9$ an hour...

  • @Baubette
    @Baubette 8 місяців тому +17

    As a college professor I feel obligated to point out that I go to work wearing sweatshirts and I really much don't care about what students and colleagues wear.

  • @gemini1005
    @gemini1005 8 місяців тому +20

    21:47 lol i think the W is "wet" 😂😂

  • @Unhappytimeaper
    @Unhappytimeaper 8 місяців тому +9

    I forget that people don't actively look at stuff enough for reels to pick up on their own tastes. All my reels tend to be are art videos, cats, and information about Gaza/Sudan/Congo. In all honestly a lot of reels feels closer to the weird side of tiktok from 2019/2020, but I genuinely don't know what instagram users are drinking that make them comment half the stuff they do. It can literally be the more innocent, non-hurtful animal video you've seen and people will be saying some of the worst things you can imagine.

  • @MissTwisted_
    @MissTwisted_ 8 місяців тому +34

    Instagram reels is just my version of Tiktok since I just dont want to get it and honestly? Its pretty damn entertaining sometimes lmao

  • @spitandcoffee
    @spitandcoffee 8 місяців тому +27

    i laughed out loud at the baby getting surf and turf cause on my first birthday my parents went to a restaurant with me and apparently i kept harassing her for more bites of her lobster and by the time they brought me a slice of chocolate cake i was so full of “grownup food” that i could hardly eat any of it

  • @xdani_thethinkingneko
    @xdani_thethinkingneko 8 місяців тому +20

    19:37
    LMAO !! If she is that worried about it, why isn’t she wearing something more dressy? She clearly has those clothes, because she wears them. It’s just ridiculous to think that fashion doesn’t change over time.

  • @kyungraeist
    @kyungraeist 8 місяців тому +7

    19:20 as someone who DOES dress up (bcus i like it) i hate hearing ppl say we have to dress certain ways to get people to like us. i hear it from my mom all the time and honestly its so degrading and i feel bad for people who think this. dress for yourself, not others. if you love what youre wearing, whether it makes you comfortable or happy or boosts your pride etc. then i see no problem with people wearing what they want. we shouldn't feel controlled by others to wear what they like. people who believe they need people to look at their appearance to like them are deeply insecure and have an unhealthy relationship with their own body and ego. my mother is this same way and it makes me feel bad for her
    also, the way she says "people used to dress up for college, it was a privilege" without thinking deeper about WHY college is a privilege is so???? like yeah it was a privilege bcus the only people who went were rich, it was very hard to get into university if you were raised by a working class family. therefore, most people who attended college had the ability to dress up

  • @ValerieTheBat
    @ValerieTheBat 8 місяців тому +39

    I think your title was a massive understatement. It should've been, "Instagram Reels Should've Been Aborted."

  • @annlikesmusic1216
    @annlikesmusic1216 8 місяців тому +10

    21:11 IM DEADD😭😭😭😭

  • @rootintootincowboyc
    @rootintootincowboyc 8 місяців тому +12

    i’m going to be honest the 12 days until sinmas is the only way i can tell how close christmas is 😭

  • @idrinkchocolatemilk2213
    @idrinkchocolatemilk2213 8 місяців тому +27

    Instagram reel comments are some of the most VILE things I've seen in my 15 years of being on the internet.

  • @e_intelligence2487
    @e_intelligence2487 8 місяців тому +8

    20:56 as a former Christian this made me realize just how weird the type of wording Christians use all the time is😭 I’ve just been desensitized to it bc I’ve heard it a lot

  • @lilypad9965
    @lilypad9965 8 місяців тому +6

    19:45 girl has never looked at the arts building, i mean yeah most people are in comfy cute clothes but all my art major friends dress UP for their 6:30am sketch class like HELLO

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 8 місяців тому +6

    Jeanie is bringing that 90s sitcom vibe and I love her.

  • @bimboeyes
    @bimboeyes 8 місяців тому +34

    my biggest question is how long does the bedazzled glizzy last? i’d personally want the bedazzled speculum to hang on my wall

  • @nilladrawsstuff
    @nilladrawsstuff 8 місяців тому +4

    I love how you start with saying stuff like "this video made me physically uncomfortable" and then show the video to make all of us uncomfortable too 🥰

  • @sauntering6952
    @sauntering6952 7 місяців тому +4

    18:41 IM CRYINGG THESE ARE THE *EXACT* BONES MY BIG DOG GETS ☠️ THIS POOR BABY YALL

  • @yazzycos
    @yazzycos 8 місяців тому +11

    growing up as a mormon, that mega church video made me stare at the wall for a good five minutes.
    we just sit in pews and listen to really boring talks and then go to classes

    • @lorisreality8681
      @lorisreality8681 8 місяців тому +1

      Guarantee most goofy megachurch videos are Baptists. I'm a Baptist who is currently dating a Mormon man. He finds us Baptist folks interesting lol I had to explain, we get a little...dramatic lol.

  • @benjulesrun9057
    @benjulesrun9057 8 місяців тому +6

    everything anyone says in a street interview is a joke. if some guy is like "I don't expect anything, I just like to be nice" they don't post it

  • @rosegoldpeach
    @rosegoldpeach 8 місяців тому +6

    A much better way to word the “when you didn’t find your partner attractive” reel is “when you ignore ‘love at first sight’ and fall in love with your soulmate”

  • @tresleches452
    @tresleches452 8 місяців тому +9

    Lmaoo that girl complaining about dressing up for college is so funny like dress up if you want… why everybody else gotta do it? 😭

  • @StonedChiliDAWG
    @StonedChiliDAWG 8 місяців тому +4

    Blow job, get sucked, slob job, knob job, sloppy toppy. I’ve heard these more than a few times but i swear I’ve NEVER heard it call a suck down 😂😂😂

  • @PurpleAmharicCoffee
    @PurpleAmharicCoffee 8 місяців тому +9

    Only just started browsing Instagram reels and they’re mostly art. Glad they mostly reflect the kind of content I follow.

  • @renaissancewoman3770
    @renaissancewoman3770 8 місяців тому +5

    That bedazzled clamp is called a speculum. I know this because my mum was a sexual health nurse and when she left her job her colleagues gave her a bedazzled speculum and it was always kicking around the house growing up.

  • @Cafelee12
    @Cafelee12 8 місяців тому +7

    I started posting my cosplays videos from my tik tok on to my Instagram reel like two months ago and forever regretted it after all death threats and racial slurs I received for no reason

  • @italis41
    @italis41 8 місяців тому +13

    are we not going to talk about the white robes with the pointed top 💀14:05

  • @nicicole5174
    @nicicole5174 8 місяців тому +15

    Honestly the comments are the worse part of it. I genuinely have a funny fyp on my insta reels, but the comments are always terrible. Like it could be a video of a woman having fun or a child getting hurt and ppl in the comments will have the worse thing to say about it😭
    Edit: 3:07 she literally started talking about this I'm dead🙃

  • @weepingtreeze
    @weepingtreeze 8 місяців тому +13

    once again we’ve been blessed by sinmas 🙏🙏

  • @annoyed_bimbo8104
    @annoyed_bimbo8104 8 місяців тому +11

    Anyone get shown every 3 reels a sick cat that needs a like/follow/share? I had enough of them last night that i broke down yelling at my phone "why does instagram think this is mentally well for people?" I just immediately started blocking any reels with sick animals/animals in general

    • @need4sneed_
      @need4sneed_ 8 місяців тому +6

      literally i keep getting shown reels with like dying disabled babies suffering from down syndrome and comments are like "is he restarted" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 we need an earth reset.

  • @meganwall4405
    @meganwall4405 8 місяців тому +18

    I found my long distance girlfriend in the comment section of a lesbian Instagram reel. So it's not all bad lol

  • @britg6615
    @britg6615 8 місяців тому +7

    I'm a PhD student in a prestigious program and I show up to classes 100% dressed much worse than most of the undergraduates. Like straight up sweat shorts + crocs + giant hoodie + greasy depression hair. Yet i still go to school and work and do research and somehow get by fine

  • @aurorusart
    @aurorusart 8 місяців тому +8

    as an instagram user i didnt realize how insane instagram reels were until i created a new account and the app didnt know any of my interests yet. that place is awful (never open the comments section)

  • @apickle4835
    @apickle4835 8 місяців тому +5

    21:19 was wild as a Jewish agnostic girl named Rebecca with tokophobia lmao-

  • @Vinniely_
    @Vinniely_ 3 місяці тому +5

    2:02 HELP IS THAT GIBSON

  • @PurpleToast413
    @PurpleToast413 8 місяців тому +10

    Jeannie is the main character and we’re all living in her world

  • @user-vf1wy9pu6t
    @user-vf1wy9pu6t 8 місяців тому +5

    6:13 this cut off before the worst part, the next one literally sounded like a fucking horse whinnying I was crying

  • @abigailkatestewart7395
    @abigailkatestewart7395 8 місяців тому +6

    growing up mormon our church had all of the mega church vibes but NONE of the fun…fell asleep every sunday.

  • @Ratleen
    @Ratleen 8 місяців тому +5

    18:56 I attended a college near hers (assuming she’s wearing merch from her own school), and this segment is so ironic because that college is known for being the “jock school”. Maybe she’s just salty she didn’t get to go to Cornell 💀

  • @rookierookieboi4671
    @rookierookieboi4671 8 місяців тому +3

    "it wasn't from god, it was from slobbing on that knob" BARS

  • @grumbledingle
    @grumbledingle 8 місяців тому +7

    18:54 Tbh I really don’t think anyone nobody cares if you show up in pajamas or have a complete outfit. I’d ask her if she could remember what any one of her classmates was wearing and am sure she couldn’t tell me. It really doesn’t matter; we’re all just trying to pass English girl.

    • @mikey-wl2jt
      @mikey-wl2jt 8 місяців тому

      and it's been that way for a loooooong time