I made a joke in my d&d session about getting a magic set of coconuts that made us travel faster and my dm loved it so much he just gave it to me for free with the caveat that I have to clap 2 coconut halves together when I use them. They are called the coconuts of expeditious retreat
Enn Reitel was only 24 when it came out. They had to wait until he'd aged enough and gained enough life experience to plausibly take on the role of Mr. Johnson.
I remember seeing this on my "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" DVD, but I never tried to make my own pair of coconut halves. By the way, if you ever try to do this, don't use a cleaver to cut the coconut in half. It's probably best to use a saw.
Excellent I wasn’t sure how to utilize all these coconut shells I had laying around
How many ya got?
The real question is of the airspeed velocity of the coconut after it was released from the bird's grasp.
Which bird?
Yes
@@pegmay7209 a swallow
@@pegmay7209 a swallow
Depends, European or African?
Where did he get those coconuts? And what is he doing in England?
mcaddicts the cocknuts were carried by swallows
@@imre8623 what, A swallow carrying a coconut?
@@rogermaris1961 He could grip it by the husk!
Mind your own business.
It could be carried by an African swallow!
Brilliantly done, my wife wants a horse. I like this idea better. This will save me a lot of money. Thank you
So that´s why they gave to the first 100 people a coconut at the Holy Grail movie premiere
are you suggesting that a 5 oz. bird can carry a 1 pound coconut?
Not at all, it could grip it by the husk.
@@rogermaris1961 it's not about where it grips it, it's about weight ratios!
@odindobres4673 How do you know so much about swallows?🧐
hey guys this movies going to be a lot more expensive and complicated if we use real horse
fuck it, get some coconuts. funnier anyway
So you see, Monty Python invented Gangnam Style all those years ago!
I made a joke in my d&d session about getting a magic set of coconuts that made us travel faster and my dm loved it so much he just gave it to me for free with the caveat that I have to clap 2 coconut halves together when I use them. They are called the coconuts of expeditious retreat
its not a question of where it grips it it's a questions of weight ratio a 1 pound bird could not carry a 5 pound coconut!
A 5 ounce bird and 1 pound coconut
Well it doesn't matter! Can you go and tell your master if he wants to join me and my Court of Camelot?
It could be carried by an African swallow!
Enn Reitel was only 24 when it came out. They had to wait until he'd aged enough and gained enough life experience to plausibly take on the role of Mr. Johnson.
Why wasn't this in the movie?
ReneeMontoya12 it is in the DVD as an outtake
That's where this is from. This is an extra feature in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
ok so do i just cut coconuts in half, take out the insides, and bang the shells together?
Don't just throw out the coconut water! Drink it!
Suprisingly harder than it looks.
Stop this. It’s Silly!
It's!
I agree this is getting way too silly
No
I'm not sure when this was filmed but Michael's still pretty spry. :-)
"Thank you"
:D
Anyone notice that at 00:34 it's a woman's hand?? XD :P
Don't you mean 0:34 ?
truly educational...
When was this made? It's just Palin and not Python.
I thought it was swallows.
I like the part where he cuts his hand.
i nearly died. this is too funny!
lol. He butchered his hand.
Yeah, Silly British using coconuts :D
He cut him self
I remember seeing this on my "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" DVD, but I never tried to make my own pair of coconut halves. By the way, if you ever try to do this, don't use a cleaver to cut the coconut in half. It's probably best to use a saw.
Swallows!
Really?
I thought they Migrated...
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
@@YumeDream39 *nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-*
"You've got to empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together"
You can also use food storage containers in place of coconuts.
Delvin Mallory at the end.
Excellent tutorial
And subsequently of the velocity of the unladen swallow.
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE COCONUTS?!?!?!
We found them!
Thumbs up if you correctly guessed right from the start where this was going.
lol thats funny . . . pointless and funny. . . . something i want to do :D
The gorilla hand caught me so off guard. 🤣🤣🤣
I remember doing this With plastic Ramikins In a restaurant dishpit on a slow day.
I think you mean swallows.
1:35 How to properly utilize a coconut.
Supreme executive power comes from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
I can also use food storage containers in place of coconuts as well.
Candle holders.
🤣🤣🤣 I have the Special edition DVD!
This looks like Palin was home alone and bored
Did this air before Holy Grail?
Enn Reitel there as "Miss Johnson".
Who played Mr Johnnson? I've definitely seen him, but can't quite place the face.
Enn Reitel
Check it out at :35 its a woman's hand not his.
Hmmm, I suppose so. Still, it would've been nice.
lol best comedy group ever
One of these days I have to do this with a friend in public!
why am i watching this?
Cool video
2:09 🐎
Hickok45?
Well for some reason now I know how to use a coconut.
OMG IT'S ENN REITEL!!!
The joke is in the continutiy 'errors' yuck yuck yuck
1 person doesn't know how to use his coconut.
@NerOxFiLms swallows.. but still funny xD
And now for something completely different...
@KingsField418 never mind i didnt realize it was on purpose
Lol... 0:35 is a chicks hand instead of the guys.
@toskoramone
To empty the milk.
These are the more common uses xP
@NerOxFiLms Don't you mean swallows?
But I don't think they're migratory
this is a great video
Proffesional
@toskoramone haha FAIL!!
Michael Palin ?
Does this actually work? Please say yes
Yeah, it works. They used to actually clack coconut shells together in the radio days to simulator horse movement.
*Swallows
0:35 he got his finger nails painted, its a SHEMALE! (never could had guessed that)
Actually its a woman's hand (just like how at the part where they put away the flesh his hand is replaced with a gorilla/ape hand)