I love how when Andy guesses a player he strings the opponent along with absolute waffle making them think they're safe when in reality he is just building up to let them down. It's becoming a habit. And it's commendable. Some people out here killing people. Nope. Not Andy. Andy gets joy by causing minor inconveniences to other people's lives. Beautiful. Big up Andy
I just love the balance of all the guests. You get pie and zwe who just don’t really know what they are doing and then jack who build propper fun teams. Keep it up
Dad jokes: Why did the man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing they fast Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
I feel like these dad jokes would be the perfect opportunity to tell my joke about a herb and a fish. But then again now I think about it, it’s probably not the thyme or the plaice.
I was at beach the other day and I kid you not there was a bunch of raisins fighting on the beach with swords! I was absolutely bewildered, but then I saw a sign that read ‘Beware of dangerous currants’
Andy Ive got some here, hope you enjoy them: My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the supermarket. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up. What makes a “dad joke” ? When it’s apparent. There was a kidnapping in my class… don’t worry he woke up after 10 minutes
A man walks into a fishmonger with a salmon under his arm and asks do you do fishcakes. The fishmonger replys, yes we do. And the man says excellent its his birthday.
Don’t know if it’s been said already but Bear walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a…………. Beer please”, to which the bartender says “what’s with the big pause?” And the bear says “I was born with them mate”.
"Have you heard of Murphy's law?" "Yeah." "What is it?" "If something can go wrong, it will go wrong” Correct Have you heard of Cole's Law?" "No, what is it?" "Thinly sliced cabbage."
A guy goes in to a bakery and sees two identical cakes next to each other, ones £1 and the other is £2, the man asks the Baker, whys the one on the tight more expensive? The baker says, that's medera cake😂
Idk why so many ppl don’t like Ronaldo this year. I bought him at 1.5 mil and had him since the beginning. I’m an elite player and he’s great to this day for me
Good to see he hasn’t got two completely different RBs confused this episode 😂😂
Yh
I love how when Andy guesses a player he strings the opponent along with absolute waffle making them think they're safe when in reality he is just building up to let them down. It's becoming a habit. And it's commendable. Some people out here killing people. Nope. Not Andy. Andy gets joy by causing minor inconveniences to other people's lives. Beautiful. Big up Andy
🤣😂🤣
I just love the balance of all the guests. You get pie and zwe who just don’t really know what they are doing and then jack who build propper fun teams. Keep it up
Andy: what do you call a fast pastry
Jack: idk mate
Andy SCHONE
@@aaronflatt3525 also Jack: Shut Up
@@aaronflatt3525 ? It's something Jack says all the time
@@aaronflatt3525 don't stress brother no harm done
Dad jokes:
Why did the man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing they fast
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired
It’s meant to be Christmas themed m8
@@adamhailey761 not really :’)
@@adamhailey761 no it’s not
@@adamhailey761 he legit said epi 1 that it doesn't matter
I'm not always the biggest fan of Jack, but he was great, his guesses were very logical and he was funny and more expressive that usual
Maybe at the end he has to put every focus player into a team including bench and reserves and Zwe gets 3 picks for discards.
Maybe not 😂
@@AJ3 you owe him 1 atleast
@@AJ3 😂😂
Andy we need an episode with AA9Skillz. He said he’s open to do it if you wanted to.
Just started my lunch break perfect timing
Oh I’m about to sleep it’s night time lol
At 7
@@Lewis0945 time zones are a thing 😱
@@doihavetohaveausername8425 sorry😐
@@evanterreri5162 oh🙄
Big up to Jack- he took it like a champ. I would have raged if I had to lose my Ginola .
I really need to stop reading the comments before I finish the video lmao
@@cartbagger808 same😂 way to go spoil it for myself🙂
U ever heard of the discard recovery
@@stozmeister8157 he didn't discard it. The rules are to put the player into a sbc.
Jack: youve propably written down Bellerin
Also Jack im picking Bellerin
Nice to see Jack is enjoying Christmas in Spain without the S this year
MATE WE NEED W2S IN THIS CALENDER.
I feel like these dad jokes would be the perfect opportunity to tell my joke about a herb and a fish. But then again now I think about it, it’s probably not the thyme or the plaice.
My dad joke: “I just got attacked with a milk and cheese! How DAIR-Y!” 🤣
Really hope we get a Campos at striker video. Play it on Max chem mode and just use Hernandez as the base card for links instead of Campos.
Andy you cheated against Zwe. Saying you guessed his Mukiele when you had Mbabu written down! Itani was right smh
Tbf, he still lost the game lol
Yep, didn’t even realise either 🤣 the brain transplant didn’t go well
Would absolutely love to see you do a episode with mark GoldBridge 😂
The consistency he uploads on we all should be thankful.
It’s literally an advent calendar series..
Every AJ3 upload is quality
@AJ3 Andy, I’ve just watched a film about a truck driver who customises his truck. There’s not much of a plot, but the trailer looks fantastic 😂
Ok I’m using this one
Love these timelines, keep up the great work! And keep on GETTING HUM THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
I was at beach the other day and I kid you not there was a bunch of raisins fighting on the beach with swords! I was absolutely bewildered, but then I saw a sign that read ‘Beware of dangerous currants’
Love your vids bro always looks forward to them u legend 🔥🔥
Did you see about the man who lost his entire left hand side. His alright now
My brother-in-laws addicted to the hokey pokey. It’s been a tough couple of years but he’s turned himself around
I was driving in my car I saw some crisps having a walk I said do you wanna lift they said no there walkers
Andy Ive got some here, hope you enjoy them: My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the supermarket. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
What makes a “dad joke” ? When it’s apparent.
There was a kidnapping in my class… don’t worry he woke up after 10 minutes
When does a joke become a dad joke
When it becomes apparent
That was my dad joke😂😂
since this is advent calendar ill make a calendar dad joke
‘I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days arenumbered”
while revising for my MOK examinations in budapest, im watching andy risking nearly 2 mil
Aj3 use this joke “ a man threw a bottle or milk at me how dairy “ 😂
Did you hear about the two cheese trucks that crashed into each other.
De brie was everywhere
I dont understand why they haven't done [ST] and [RM] together and then the two [CAM]s and [CM] for the 4-5-1.
A man walks into a fishmonger with a salmon under his arm and asks do you do fishcakes. The fishmonger replys, yes we do. And the man says excellent its his birthday.
These edits make the Christmas feel so much better
I slept like a log last night. And I woke up in the fire place
Jack’s jokes were actually good😂
David Ginola is a legend on I'm a celebrity
I love Christmas then I remember this series and I love Christmas more
I love that you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his head goes hahaha
Watching his trial on I’m a celeb while watching this
Christmas joke time:
What is the difference between snowmen and snow women
...
Snowballs
ever single vid is always top quality good job andy
Was waiting for this
Anybody noticed the fact Andy has his vlog channel in the description despite not uploading for 4 years?
10/10 time stamps there Andy mate
40:01 loved the angels with filthy souls line 😂
The discovery that Santa could jump was ground breaking
Don’t know if it’s been said already but
Bear walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a…………. Beer please”, to which the bartender says “what’s with the big pause?” And the bear says “I was born with them mate”.
Just got back from Mexico and got SBSD calendar to catch up on 😍
I don't always watch sbsd, but at Christmas it is always a tradition 😅
Loving the advent calendar keep up the good stuff
Do day 25 on Dempsey, because of the meme with Dembele back on FIFA 17
There’s no 25 is there
@@Lewis0945 yes, day 25 will be posted on Andy's channel on the 25th December
Most people would think damage limitation when being 1 man down, and 4-1 down. That cant be said about Jack 🤣
Wouldn't have mattered as say he holds that L at 4/1 Andy still guessed lb 3rd
"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"
"Yeah."
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong”
Correct
Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
Good vid good guest
It’s been out 1 minute, how have you watched already
@@roccochraniuk1235 dang, no need to expose him like that LOL
Andy should say a dad joke that makes absolutely no sense and see how the other person reacts.😂
Dad joke: Why does dads bring an extra pair of socks to the golf corse? Awnser: Incase the Get a Hole in one
Just back home hopes it’s a good episode. I don’t why I not confident I know it’s going to be a banger
Did you hear about the guy who invented the windowsill.
What a ledge
Love the calendar every year can't belive aj is the new itani thou lol
Genuinely died when jack said the goalie and Andy reacted the way he did😂😂😂😂
Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed on the m25 last night,
De brie was everywhere
A guy goes in to a bakery and sees two identical cakes next to each other, ones £1 and the other is £2, the man asks the Baker, whys the one on the tight more expensive? The baker says, that's medera cake😂
Convenient you don’t actually see Jack click submit 👀
everybody facing andy from this point on should just make up right guesses and wipe that smile from hes face :D:D:D
AJ, Pie, Danny Aaron's, James. Best fifa streamers. Nick is alright too
Gg but he never sent that SBC lol 😆 the snake 🐍
Love how the Timestamp says the game starts in the 88th minute or so 🤣🤣🤣
My bad! Fixed it 😅
Shocked that Andy didnt say that he guessed Bernat after his 'big brain' move
9:01 I thought you would say "invest, I bought every single Ginola from the market"
I looked on the weather app to see there was a snow blizzard and high gales: the news blew me away
Dad joke: What is red and smells like blue paint ?
Red paint
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I finished my food and your still talking at the start bit 😂
Jack's first joke had me creasing and I'm embarrassed by that
Love this series
Banging episode mate but hear me out. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney?
Claustrophobia
A little dad joke here:
Why do santa clause have huge balls?
He only comes one time a year.
Jack deserves that, the amount of dirty challenges he does on SBSD and gets away with it 😄 🤣
Pie made you discard Morata Andy I think! On his channel!
On break at McDonald’s watching SBSD advent calender
Good vid Andy love the cintent
Andy doin one with oakley for eusebio? 🤔😳
"I went to Mc. Donalds the other day, i orded 2 large fries. ... They gave me around 75 Tiny ones instead".
Should do a poll for which guest did the best dad joke
What did the elf say to the toy who he was fighting against: let’s wrap this up
Idk why so many ppl don’t like Ronaldo this year. I bought him at 1.5 mil and had him since the beginning. I’m an elite player and he’s great to this day for me
I mean if you’re an elite player every high rated card will perform well as you’re really good at fifa
But honestly try Mbappe and he’s so much better
@@AJ3 since when were the cars in the game??
It’s James has become the jack54 of this fifa
Love Ginola's card, packed him twice tradeable and once in the repeatable hero pack
What do you call a row of rabbits moving backwards??
A receding hairline 😂😂 there's a dad joke for you
Yes, another episode already!
What is every parents favourite christmas carol?
Silent night
10:10 Jack flexing the Rolex, we see you bro
Love the hot fuzz reference there Andy
cant wait to see if Andy adresses his scandal in future video
I look forward to sbsd more than Christmas Day
Dad joke: Why is it that when two vegans get into a fight they call it a “beef”?? 😂
Dad joke:
A man walks into a bar. There’s a line of people waiting to punch him in the face. That’s the punchline.
Can someone explain the difference between these and the member exclusive ones? They’re literally the same length and everything