How Bad Is MOANA 2? (@RebelTaxi)

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

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  • @Vile_Oreo
    @Vile_Oreo Місяць тому +358

    The 22 characters singing Let it Go physically hurt. Well done.

    • @dayzsaclark7543
      @dayzsaclark7543 Місяць тому +23

      Rather watch the entirety of that video than Moana 2 though. 😂

    • @BebieHachi
      @BebieHachi 6 днів тому +1

      I said buoi, let it gO--!

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Місяць тому +1822

    This film really makes me feel like the spirit of Michael Eisner and his constant need to make direct to dvd sequels to classic Disney films truly never left the company.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Місяць тому +1

      It just was lying Dormant waiting for the chance to return..

    • @xelang_1
      @xelang_1 Місяць тому +38

      I saw that EXACT comment on another Moana 2 video... did u actually write this???
      Just curious...

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 Місяць тому +12

      Oh so when Disney does it it's bad when when DreamWorks does it y'all applaud?
      Give be a break.

    • @JuanGomez-ke5py
      @JuanGomez-ke5py Місяць тому +3

      Did a good reason for that I really did the supposed to be a TV show on Disney Plus

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga Місяць тому +46

      @@DarkOverlord96I literally never mentioned Dreamworks, chill dude

  • @franciscobosque6184
    @franciscobosque6184 Місяць тому +535

    dont say "coconut people" the name is "hawaiian shy-guys"

  • @nafinapkin5439
    @nafinapkin5439 Місяць тому +1783

    3:42 honestly I associate that crab with schaffrillas more than Moana at this point

  • @Drendermen78
    @Drendermen78 Місяць тому +636

    Post credits is absolutely ridiculous but I'm assuming this was originally setup for a 2nd season??

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Місяць тому +66

      You're probably right.

    • @devonwilliams5738
      @devonwilliams5738 Місяць тому +37

      Maybe the villain alliance would also have worked better for a second season, since there probably were several one off villains that got scrapped for time.

    • @TheAuzman466
      @TheAuzman466 Місяць тому +7

      Either a 2nd season or 2nd movie with the tv show being the in-between.

  • @senorapples1115
    @senorapples1115 Місяць тому +1164

    Close enough welcome back disney vhs sequels

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort Місяць тому +7

      Someone's gotta rip this and put it on a vhs tape

    • @makeitthrough_
      @makeitthrough_ Місяць тому +2

      I wish I had the right stuff to make VHS cases and logos, just for the nostalgia. I still have a working VCR just for the pre-special ed Star Wars Trilogy

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo Місяць тому +1

      There's no Frozen 2??

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Місяць тому +2

      'You know who else likes Disney VHS sequels? MY MOOOOOOM! WOOOOOOOOOOOH!'

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Місяць тому

      @@makeitthrough_ I'd rather welcome back the Disney did quality movies, and TV shows that are still loved by generations than the Disney that just puts out product, and cringe that'll be dated in A few years.

  • @StardianArts
    @StardianArts Місяць тому +319

    Friendly reminder that The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie, a new fully 2D animated film in what feels like forever, is coming out February 28, 2025. Ya'll gotta see it when it does. I don't expect much in the way of marketing, hence why I'm trying to get word of mouth out there.

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 Місяць тому

      I always knew that was coming for a year now, but thank you very much for telling us when it will premiere. November 29, 2024, 8:20pm

    • @meyadin5844
      @meyadin5844 Місяць тому +3

      if they dont can it for tax reasons

    • @StardianArts
      @StardianArts Місяць тому

      @@meyadin5844 Fortunately, the film rights have been bought by another studio, so we're good.

    • @danielmendiola
      @danielmendiola Місяць тому +9

      @@meyadin5844 that won't happen since WB are not the one releasing it

    • @meyadin5844
      @meyadin5844 Місяць тому +1

      @@danielmendiola thank god

  • @AverageInternetButterfly
    @AverageInternetButterfly Місяць тому +502

    Lin Manuel Miranda returning for the remake and not the sequel, Auli'i Cravalho finishing her recording two months ahead of release and the fact that this wasn't even supposed to happen to begin with shows that Disney really did just shit this one out with minimal marketing and it's sadly gonna make a fuckton of money.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Місяць тому +33

      Yep and possibly revive the Direct to Video movieline.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Місяць тому +24

      They really needed something to soothe that burn from last year, releasing two box office bombs for the holiday months, so they hastily slapped together a “sequel” to a film gaining lots of traction as of late, and they are gonna take away the worst things about its success….

    • @geministrial950
      @geministrial950 Місяць тому

      And it's all thanks to the Disney dickriders who will guzzle any piece of garbage they push out their backside. They have no standards

    • @NJ_Dsneybuf
      @NJ_Dsneybuf Місяць тому +5

      Relatively speaking, _Moana 2_ received more marketing in my area than _Wish_ did:
      I didn't see a _Wish_ trailer precede _Mario_ , _Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3_ , _Across the Spider-Verse_ , or _Barbie_ , but I did see a _Moana 2_ trailer precede _The Wild Robot_ .

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 Місяць тому

      Not if Sonic the Hedgehog 3 can compete with Moana 2! Trust me, that film's marketing definitely has stronger pulling power to pull just enough box office sales away from Moana 2 and Mufasa: The Lion King, desperate uninspired Disney cash-grabs that are not worth the cash they want to grab. November 29, 2024, 6:54am

  • @gulorful8488
    @gulorful8488 Місяць тому +370

    Apparently the Vancouver animators aren’t unionized which means Disney gets to underpay them like it’s 1941 so 😬

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Місяць тому +152

      Damn.... Yeah forgot they're payed TV wages and not movie wages which are different.

    • @thispersonwriting1889
      @thispersonwriting1889 Місяць тому +60

      @@RebelTaxi In 1941, the animators were paid far more than median salary. For the record, their starting pay was better than an enlisted man (Animation was a prestige artform at the time, rather than a "cheap" medium). They went on strike over working hours and working conditions, not over pay, which they'd negotiated in the late twenties and early thirties. What made the 1940-1941 strike as significant as it was is the fact that, for (arguably) the first time, the studio couldn't simply throw money at the problem to make it go away, because the point of diminishing returns had been passed and workers aren't machines that take wages as fuel and output work.
      Heck, if you adjust for inflation and actual purchasing power, the Disney animators of 1940-1941 were, on the whole, paid more then than most workers are now. Japanese animators have never had an industry wage standard that good, ever. It'd be more accurate to say "underpay them like they're Studio Ghibli and it's 1997".
      Sorry, animation history enthusiast here, had to nerd out a bit.

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 Місяць тому

      @@thispersonwriting1889 Your nerding out is greatly appreciated by me. We need to be more informed about past history to know what union power can do again today. November 29, 2024, 6:50am

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Місяць тому +2

      Because Bob Iger wants to pocket as much money as possible before another disaster comes out.

    • @gulorful8488
      @gulorful8488 Місяць тому +5

      @@thispersonwriting1889 thank you. Sorry I couldn’t think of a better comparison lol.

  • @CountOfMonteCristo_
    @CountOfMonteCristo_ Місяць тому +319

    Those let it go covers in between points had me literally dying of laughter, never change your editing style Pan, never change.

    • @dyrr836
      @dyrr836 Місяць тому +20

      I'm convinced he only brought up Frozen to justify having those there and I'm glad he did.

  • @tank1319
    @tank1319 Місяць тому +679

    I asked Pan for the video of the characters singing Let it Go, he told me the video is long gone and he has it saved on his computer. Once again another video lost to time.

    • @dfx5886
      @dfx5886 Місяць тому +83

      DAMMIT I was so excited to try n find it. I'll be quoting "Like, I don't care!" all week

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 Місяць тому +76

      Pan asked me to fetch him 5 bucks at momocon once I was just a fan trying to help out. I was super excited and he said he’d pay me back.
      That was 7 YEARS AGO. Anytime I tried to reach out to bring this up to him, he’d block him. Ik it’s only 5 bucks but it’s the principle man
      This comment and yours just goes to show that no matter what; you can’t put faith on your heroes
      You can’t rely on anyone to get the job done these days

    • @bambanmangaka8034
      @bambanmangaka8034 Місяць тому +3

      :(

    • @deparinge
      @deparinge Місяць тому +8

      @@theradionicrevival8068 Damn, bro, you should get him to fight robots that look like black ball BOTW Guardians on an island.

    • @AstralAva
      @AstralAva Місяць тому +35

      Pan please, preserve this for the future generations and upload it in full. We deserve thjs peak fiction.

  • @gregvs.theworld451
    @gregvs.theworld451 Місяць тому +44

    I'm not entirely convinced Pan didn't make that bad cartoon characters singing Let It Go snippets himself and he's trying to pass it off like he found the video on UA-cam.

  • @samster248
    @samster248 Місяць тому +303

    We went through a 80’s nostalgia phase, a 90’s nostalgia phase, welcome to the 2000’s nostalgia phase complete with Disney sequels. Hopefully there won’t be a 9/11 sequel too

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 Місяць тому +47

      That was supposed to be in Turning Red

    • @d.m.c1106
      @d.m.c1106 Місяць тому +6

      So what will a 2010s nostalgia erra or a 2020s erra look like considering this is their down time.

    • @3three3three3three
      @3three3three3three Місяць тому +9

      ​@@d.m.c1106think of a dog eating its own poop, shitting it out, then eating it again.

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 Місяць тому +26

      its not nostalgia, its cultural stagnation.

    • @debbieganger
      @debbieganger Місяць тому

      ​@@j.2512Am I not allowed to be nostalgic?

  • @oswald-kp1bm
    @oswald-kp1bm Місяць тому +15

    I love how Tamatoa is either "the crab from Moana" or "Schaffrillas"

  • @TheMistaMan
    @TheMistaMan Місяць тому +167

    Pan only made this review so he can show off that 22 cartoon characters sing let it go video

    • @oswald-kp1bm
      @oswald-kp1bm Місяць тому +7

      I think you might be right, he almost never talks about Disney movies

  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple Місяць тому +366

    Welcome back, direct to video movies released into theaters.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Місяць тому +13

      Now if those movies were Sequels/Midquels/Spinoffs of their most popular/iconic Disney TVA series. I'd be on board with Disney doing this.

    • @Max25670
      @Max25670 Місяць тому +5

      still missing video game adaptation shovelware tho, hopefully we'll get back there.

    • @kiricappuchin
      @kiricappuchin Місяць тому +3

      @@Max25670The licensed Gollum game wasn't too long ago, I think. And that janky King Kong game

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 Місяць тому

      @@Max25670wanna play Moana... ON THE DREAMCAST!? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🌀🌀

  • @psychonaut1502
    @psychonaut1502 Місяць тому +584

    Wait, Moana came out in 2016 and the sequel came out now. That means when a new Moana film comes out Trump wins the election.

    • @NeonStarStudios02
      @NeonStarStudios02 Місяць тому +52

      Holy Sh*t.. 2016!? 2024!? 😳

    • @godhimself1128
      @godhimself1128 Місяць тому +1

      Sonic Origins releasing ONE DAY before Roe v Wade being overturned. I sure do wish that game was aborted......

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun Місяць тому +145

      The constants for Trump's victory:
      1. Out-of-touch woman opponent
      2. Internet getting outraged by an animal dying
      3. A new Moana film

    • @NeonStarStudios02
      @NeonStarStudios02 Місяць тому +11

      @FrahdChikun For what Next?! 2028? 2032?!

    • @kamikazoo6599
      @kamikazoo6599 Місяць тому +7

      As it was written.

  • @VampyKitsune
    @VampyKitsune Місяць тому +105

    Truth is, they saw what happened to Megamind two/show and tried to avoid the same fate.

  • @tacticaljunk1608
    @tacticaljunk1608 Місяць тому +124

    Pan is being way too harsh. Everyone knows the best movies are made by hastily sewing together 3 inconsequential TV episode stories into a last minute feature film.
    Everyone loved the Star Wars Clone Wars movie.

    • @TAGanimation
      @TAGanimation Місяць тому +34

      Don't forget "Atlantis: Milo's Return" and "belle's magical world"

    • @tny1757
      @tny1757 Місяць тому +4

      @@TAGanimation Cinderella 2, Tarzan and Jane, Hercules: Zero to Hero (has 4 Episodes)

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 Місяць тому +6

      4 episodes, actually. And to be fair they do have consequences throughout the series, like setting up why Jabba decides to become the overlord of the entire Hutt crime syndicates, introduces Ahsoka, etc...

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 Місяць тому +2

      consume sloppa and get excited for more sloppa

    • @TheVnator
      @TheVnator Місяць тому +4

      Just like Kronk's New Groove!
      I mean, they made Emperor's New School after, so what was going on with that?

  • @riadm2959
    @riadm2959 Місяць тому +99

    I still can't believe there was a butt dial joke. This movie really shows the drop of quality to be expected from modern Disney.

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Місяць тому +72

      I was kinda okay with it since Genie in Aladdin did do modern references. Also there was a "tweeting" joke in the 1st.

    • @sufnskanne469
      @sufnskanne469 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@RebelTaxialot of people got wierd perceptions about the movie

    • @ShippSheroo
      @ShippSheroo Місяць тому +5

      @@RebelTaxiThat joke sadly isn’t even relevant anymore. Now we are Xing

  • @WaterDrinker666
    @WaterDrinker666 Місяць тому +25

    This kind of just seemed like an excuse to show us “Let it Go Sung by 22 Cartoon Characters…”

  • @zakkaz2995
    @zakkaz2995 Місяць тому +94

    The useless Moana crew reminded me of the useless Lightyear crew and that’s clearly NOT a compliment

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Місяць тому +40

      That's basically what was going through my head and forgot to mention

    • @HebiHouse
      @HebiHouse Місяць тому +4

      Yes! Thank you! Exactly what I said!

    • @BrakCartmanLIKES
      @BrakCartmanLIKES Місяць тому +4

      It felt less like a salvaged TV show and more like they used the framework for Lightyear.

    • @dayzsaclark7543
      @dayzsaclark7543 Місяць тому +3

      So THAT’S who they also reminded me of!

    • @m0ckyzo185
      @m0ckyzo185 Місяць тому +2

      Also remind of that chick and her "friends" from Wish

  • @pridefulmaster1390
    @pridefulmaster1390 Місяць тому +67

    The inevitable Kingdom Hearts IV world based on Moana will clear this movie solely by virtue of having Yoko Shimomura do a rendition of Shiny

  • @nicholas7965
    @nicholas7965 Місяць тому +35

    That frozen joke was repeated way too much in this video. I think you should just let it go.

  • @FineFictMen
    @FineFictMen Місяць тому +181

    What can Pan say, except "You're welcome."
    Disney should have turned this into a tv series and have the live-action movie get canceled.

    • @horaciomilo4113
      @horaciomilo4113 Місяць тому +20

      Blame both Bob Iger and The Rock

    • @joshiethepoketeen6357
      @joshiethepoketeen6357 Місяць тому

      @@horaciomilo4113 Chapek is to blame since he was the one who had the idea of making Moana 2 into a TV series

  • @Levitz9
    @Levitz9 Місяць тому +13

    "The Rock has still got it!" And by "it", we mean that pansy-ass contract clause where he can't lose a fight in a movie! Call him The Paper, because his ego is so thin.

  • @retromixel
    @retromixel Місяць тому +351

    THE FUCKING LET IT GO GAG LMFAOOOO

  • @washingmachine1987
    @washingmachine1987 Місяць тому +124

    It really sucks that this movie is performing well, it's going to set the standard to a new low

    • @wrequiem1727
      @wrequiem1727 Місяць тому +10

      You guys are trying way too hard. This is a solid 6/10, I don't way why you guys are doing this considering all of the trash live action reboots we are getting

    • @BainesMkII
      @BainesMkII Місяць тому +62

      @@wrequiem1727 Your counter is that Disney had already set the standard even lower.

    • @wrequiem1727
      @wrequiem1727 Місяць тому +2

      @BainesMkII Yes it is... you got me? I would rather take a sequel that lacks ambition than a soulless cash grab that doesn't even bother to any ambition from the very start. It doesn't make any sense to act like Moana 2 is setting a new low

    • @vuivraalbastra
      @vuivraalbastra Місяць тому +30

      @@wrequiem1727 They're both soulless cash grabs, what are you talking about? Also the difference "lacks ambition" and "doesn't even bother to have any ambition from the very start" is not as big as you think. Disney can afford making great movies again if they still cared about the craft and they need a wake up call, not to be excused because their mid regurgitated movies are not actively harmful.

    • @wrequiem1727
      @wrequiem1727 Місяць тому +1

      @vuivraalbastra Have you seen Moana 2 or are you just basing this off of everyone else's opinion? There was nothing awful about Moana 2 it was just a run of the mill sequel. I'm not going to go back and forth defending a 6/10 movie but if you think Moana 2 is on the level of The Lion King (live action) then there's nothing more to say

  • @draphking
    @draphking Місяць тому +53

    The echoes of the Rugrats Movie are still felt to this day. A wound in the force

  • @BunstoppableForce
    @BunstoppableForce Місяць тому +23

    22 Loki IRL characters singing Let It Go

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Місяць тому +13

      Found out a few VAs also sing thankfully

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword Місяць тому +174

    "You're not even trying anymore, are you?"
    Perfect summation of Disney's output since 2020

    • @invaderpez12
      @invaderpez12 Місяць тому +5

      Hey encanto was good...
      Yeah thats it lol

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash Місяць тому +4

      That part where Pan complained the villains wouldn’t make good boss fights in a future Kingdom Hearts game really drives home how little Disney seems to care about their output these days. For the longest time, it seemed like Disney at least had a bare minimum standard quality for their major theatrical releases-it had to be at least barely enough to guarantee Disney would win an Oscar at the Disney-biased Academy Awards, or make for a great new attraction at Disney Land, or even just make for a cool world in a future Kingdom Hearts game. Now they don’t seem to care at all if their latest sequel or remake fails to make any cultural impact at all or will not be fondly remembered when today’s children grow older, so long as they make a profit before the general public figures out the movie isn’t worth going to the theaters for.
      I would argue Disney’s slide to irrelevance started before the 2020s with Ralph Breaks the Internet, though.

  • @TheFormidibleDan
    @TheFormidibleDan Місяць тому +41

    Part of me still believes that Disney fast-tracking Moana 2 as well as a live-action Moana and Lilo & Stitch is due in part to a branding push to pump more value into their Hawaiian resort. Nostalgia works for the adults but what better way to get kids begging their parents for a Disney vacation than to shove characters in their faces?

    • @aledandrian
      @aledandrian Місяць тому +12

      I hate that Auli’i Cravalho took part in promotional videos for that resort, she should know better than to co-sign another American company taking advantage of her people’s land and culture (unless she’s contractually obligated to do so)

    • @hammedburger9861
      @hammedburger9861 Місяць тому +2

      I honestly hope they fail, Hawaii has enough issues with their rising prices and inflation

  • @ScottPillgram20
    @ScottPillgram20 Місяць тому +37

    The new cast tagging alongside Moana in this remind me a lot of the nobodies they had tagging alongside Buzz in Lightyear. I imagine it was a case of them struggling to figure out how to spice up her journey, but I don't know why they felt shoving in a trio of one-note comic relief sidekicks again was the way to go.

  • @Spiderman-wt8hb
    @Spiderman-wt8hb Місяць тому +58

    Disney is probably never going to make a great movie again unless on accident. Focused more on squeezing as much out of their brands as possible as cheaply as possible.

    • @geministrial950
      @geministrial950 Місяць тому +3

      Nah because for that they'd need to actually pay competent writers instead of using AI

    • @carucath97
      @carucath97 Місяць тому

      Honestly Encanto feels like such a fluke ngl

  • @bullmonty764
    @bullmonty764 Місяць тому +43

    So, story time.
    When they put out that kinda sorta final trailer and revealed Matangi last month, I wasn’t fooled by the way she was hyped (read: a proper villain) for a second. My brain just immediately went to “There’s no way this girl is what they’re claiming she is. After the Magnifico Fiasco, Disney can’t possibly expect audiences to be stupid enough to assume she’ll be anything but misunderstood.”
    And that, my friends, is why I deserve a spot in the stock market, let alone the discourse table.
    But for the record I understand she’s more complex than *only* being misunderstood, which does add some variety to these lack-of-villains and I appreciate a bit of variety to a trope whenever possible, but since the actual mythical character of the same name was also misunderstood, I think it’s best to let me have this one. Cool?

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 Місяць тому +59

    Not having Lin Manuel Miranda was the first warning of its quality.

    • @jeremybaker5452
      @jeremybaker5452 Місяць тому +1

      Ehh. He hasn't really made anything good in my opinion besides Hamilton. He is so highly overrated. That new warrior s musical he is making with an all female cast give me such 2016 Ghostbusters vibes.

  • @neilhannan5112
    @neilhannan5112 Місяць тому +401

    ( Insert movie) 2 the Quest for more Money 😂

    • @DoxxBoxx
      @DoxxBoxx Місяць тому +19

      kneeslapper, bro! take my chungus gold 😂 😂 😂

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Місяць тому +2

      😂

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 Місяць тому +3

      Y'know, like Shrek 5?

    • @Anarcho_Ingsoc
      @Anarcho_Ingsoc Місяць тому +3

      Merchandising, Merchandising!

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 Місяць тому +2

      I'm now finding it funny how whenever a movie has a sequel, they usually just take the title of the first film and slap a number on it

  • @aaronborok8398
    @aaronborok8398 Місяць тому +131

    Ngl I consistently kept forgetting that this movie was even in production let alone released

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo Місяць тому +16

      At this point it's a good thing that we (start) forget(ting) Disney's latest cash grabs as much as possible.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@MustraOrdoAgreed. Unless it's that Doug Sequel Jim Jinkins is looking to pitch or if they do a Sequel series to Pepper Ann.

    • @gabriel.b9036
      @gabriel.b9036 Місяць тому +6

      Seriously. It feels like now a days these movies are just popping into existence without any warning. Was the marketing that terrible?

    • @luk2441
      @luk2441 Місяць тому

      Same😭

    • @PlasmaStickMan
      @PlasmaStickMan Місяць тому +2

      I also forgot until "WHAT ARE NEXT???" reminded me of it and the other Disney sequels' existence.

  • @poncho9587
    @poncho9587 Місяць тому +86

    I think that the reason that Mike Myers did the redubbing for free was because of the passing of Chris Farley, who was going to be Shrek originally.

  • @LooneyTuneLegendYT
    @LooneyTuneLegendYT Місяць тому +34

    13:22 Say what you want about Dwayne Johnson but the fact that he did that Promotional video with his kids is very wholesome, Cute and Endering.

    • @YaboyAJ_NG
      @YaboyAJ_NG Місяць тому +8

      Man Dwayne's marketing team are really good at their job

  • @MichaelEdwardsVA
    @MichaelEdwardsVA Місяць тому +26

    The thing that confuses me so much about the original actors reprising so late into production is that Auli'i Cravahlo was already working as the lead voice on a show at Disney (Hailey's On It), so could she just....not record for the film for some reason?

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 Місяць тому +39

    Moana is another “Lightning in a bottle” case. The sequel can’t capture the same magic twice.

    • @Unowdvalco
      @Unowdvalco Місяць тому +5

      I really do feel as if they could've made a really good sequel that held its own ground well but due to outside circumstances (This film pretty much being multiple episodes of a tv show stitched together) Moana 2 ended up kind of doomed from the start

  • @Xen8008
    @Xen8008 Місяць тому +125

    Genuinely associate this film with Schaffrillas more than anything else at this point

  • @JeffreyThrash
    @JeffreyThrash Місяць тому +18

    This is actually frustrating. Is Disney really struggling to find truly-competent writers these days? What is going on? How is the company that used to set the standard for fun, easy-to-digest animated kid’s movie fare struggling so hard for almost the past decade to write a simple “Hero’s Journey”-like plot? Even Illumination has this formula all figured out with their Minions and Despicable Me movies!

    • @gabbyhaynes5394
      @gabbyhaynes5394 Місяць тому +5

      I think the blame isn't on the writers in this case, it's on the executives who pushed what was supposed to be a paced out TV series into a 100 minute film... Which means that a lot of material was probably cut out, despite being completed or nearly completed. Based on the small positive comments on the film it sounds like the writers had a perfect idea of what they wanted to do, that idea just had the unfortunate fate of being squandered by last-second revisions.

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash Місяць тому

      @@gabbyhaynes5394 Yeah, I'm sure the writers are suffering enough undue blame for this from the higher-ups at Disney as it is (assuming they're suffering any blame at all, the movie from what I've heard is doing quite well financially simply by virtue of being a sequel to a popular recent-ish Disney movie). I'm sorry, writers.
      In that case, though, what exactly is happening at Disney in general that is making it impossible for recent movies, original, sequel or otherwise, to at least have a competent, coherent 3-Act story? Wish also had some incredibly promising plot points that were cut entirely by executive meddling and last-minute changes forcing the animators and writers to rush.
      Is this just Hollywood nepotism at its worst, and Disney for the past decade or so is run by people who don't even understand the general workflow of the animation pipeline or why major changes to the story or even who voices the characters are next to impossible once all the 3D assets are created and the animation of like half of the entire movie/show is already completed? I'm hearing way too much about these rookie managerial mistakes from a company that had set the standard of the typical Hollywood animation pipeline for over 100 years now, lately...

  • @spencersketches
    @spencersketches Місяць тому +25

    The Brak and Zorack impressions were SPOT ON THO!

  • @generalcheese6783
    @generalcheese6783 Місяць тому +118

    That's right! We're going back in to make Iron Man bomb at the box office to get the MCU influence off the menu!

  • @jewelmillian3719
    @jewelmillian3719 Місяць тому +51

    Bro really hit us with the Bionicle reference 1:37 lol

    • @BeyondBaito
      @BeyondBaito Місяць тому +8

      A true man of culture

    • @HaonProductions
      @HaonProductions Місяць тому

      I had the biggest smile on my face when I heard that

  • @silvercheetah92
    @silvercheetah92 Місяць тому +20

    Damn Moana 2 got the Atlantis 2 treatment it's like those water Disney movies are cursed

  • @CMYKITSUNE
    @CMYKITSUNE Місяць тому +73

    the only thing that'll determine how good the movie is if schaffrillas can get new screenshots as stills

  • @punkysnarks
    @punkysnarks Місяць тому +34

    Love how every single comment about this movie is just "welcome back Disney sequels".
    Goes to show, those who fail to learn from their crappy money-making techniques are doomed to repeat them.

  • @adamcammack3534
    @adamcammack3534 Місяць тому +53

    Dwayne must be stopped, The failure of Black Adam made him freakout and need a quick win thats why he pushed for this to go theatrical to not diminishing returns like a tv series now hes doing a live action Moana, the announcement line up perfectly.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Місяць тому +5

      Sooner than doing a “Frozen” Live-Action remake by comparison, which would have made more sense to do first. And let’s not forget him dragging his tongue to get a brief cameo for the most recent film to that franchise that stars a “Candy Ass” and he broke away to do a spin-off for.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Місяць тому +5

      The Rock will get the last laugh.

    • @BloodRedFox2008
      @BloodRedFox2008 Місяць тому +10

      I wonder where Red One fits in to The Rock’s post Black Adam crisis.

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 Місяць тому +1

      a pedra, deos meo

    • @theamavoid
      @theamavoid Місяць тому

      ​@@BloodRedFox2008perfectly, because of how awful it is

  • @GuyontheInternet525
    @GuyontheInternet525 Місяць тому +29

    Rebeltaxi fans are eating this month

  • @Ranookswierdstuffs
    @Ranookswierdstuffs Місяць тому +8

    Is pan really the first person ive heard make a bionicle joke involving the islands name in moana? Crazy

  • @teacookieYT
    @teacookieYT Місяць тому +6

    The “keep them separated” enunciation made it all worth it

  • @natey_TV
    @natey_TV Місяць тому +62

    Moana 2: Moana's Kong Quest

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 Місяць тому +1

      Oh hey a Donkey Kong Country reference!

    • @jackmcmorrow9397
      @jackmcmorrow9397 Місяць тому +13

      Terrible comparison, Dkc2 is actually good

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Місяць тому +3

      Moana 2: The Search for More Money

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun Місяць тому +5

      Moana 3: Maui's Double Trouble!

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 Місяць тому +2

      @FrahdChikun lol another Donkey Kong Country reference!

  • @iivvrryy
    @iivvrryy Місяць тому +103

    Do “I hate Mars bars”

    • @bigspaghettio
      @bigspaghettio Місяць тому +30

      durr plant

    • @LimeGamer99
      @LimeGamer99 Місяць тому +12

      I hate dust!

    • @nicholas7965
      @nicholas7965 Місяць тому

      Holy shit we are still making ancient IHE references... Yall are assoholic bitches

    • @abanana2561
      @abanana2561 Місяць тому +4

      I dont know why i was remembering that bloke at work yesterday either

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 Місяць тому +1

      wrassling

  • @N8Dawgg314
    @N8Dawgg314 Місяць тому +1

    I fucking called that this felt like a series. No overarching theme at all, no character arcs, everything felt rushed, and every remotely dramatic moment was undercut by a wacky joke. Started out trying to give it the benefit of the doubt like "oh ok maybe they're rushing the village and setting up the goal just to get us out on the adventure. A little sloppy, but whatever." Then they get to the giant clam. It starts out amazing. Cool design and premise, feels so much like a monster you'd see on a grand adventure and there's a moment where everyone seems genuinely unnerved by it. They even agree to temporarily side with former enemies just to tackle it and they take up a dramatic action pose and get ready. That must have been the cliffhanger end of one episode because then the tone IMMEDIATELY changes to wacky action. Not wacky characters in serious action, wacky action. Pulling extra spears out of mallet space, everyone stays useless except for Moana and the Coconut, pretty much only showing up for comedy, and the goal is just a Resident Evil glowing weak spot in an unclear location. That's it. And it ends up being hit by the guy who joined the crew literally 30 seconds beforehand. Once the wasted the fucking coolest thing in the movie up to that point I knew there was nothing that was going to save the rest of the movie. And there wasn't. The first Moana was a definite A+. Moana 2 started out looking like it could maybe eke out a B- up until then but it tanked. It's a barely passable D just because at least SOME of the humor was pretty decent and it looked fine.

  • @jturner2577
    @jturner2577 Місяць тому +37

    Disney Direct to Video movies are back, that wasn't on my 2024 Bingo Card.

    • @tny1757
      @tny1757 Місяць тому

      Right when I thought the Live Action Remakes took their place...

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Місяць тому +18

    the Rhino from James & the Giant Peach is a more threatening cloud based foe and 2's enemy

  • @alexanderthomsen4227
    @alexanderthomsen4227 Місяць тому +46

    Dam i got here way too early, pizza is not even out of the oven yet.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 Місяць тому

      I thought you were Parallel Pipes because of your profile picture

  • @SirLightsOut99
    @SirLightsOut99 Місяць тому +9

    Honestly, Schaffrillas calling one of the songs in this movie "fun adjacent" is the biggest blow you could give something. Like it's close to fun, but actively avoids the mark.

  • @TastyCornSnack
    @TastyCornSnack Місяць тому +3

    Thank you for including SO MANY clips of the let it go cartoon character covers lmao

  • @COSun25
    @COSun25 Місяць тому +8

    Watch as the 'Princess & the Frog' TV series get remade as a theatrical sequel.

  • @saltyspitt00n
    @saltyspitt00n Місяць тому +14

    close enough, welcome back belle's magical world n atlantis: milo returns

  • @TECH097
    @TECH097 Місяць тому +24

    Moana 2, Moana May Need Glasses.

  • @wesleyhunt7599
    @wesleyhunt7599 Місяць тому +24

    Pan referenced BIONICLE. My Life is complete.

  • @TAGanimation
    @TAGanimation Місяць тому +9

    First the 70's/80's dark ages, then the 2000s, and now this. We're entering another one of Disney's slumps.

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 Місяць тому +1

      Don’t forget the mid-late 40s!

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 Місяць тому +1

      Weve been in a slump. I feel like late 2017/start of 2018 was the start of the decline

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 Місяць тому +1

      @
      I do think this slump feels like a combination of all three prior slumps (Mid-late 40s, late 70s-late 80s, 2000s), but mostly like the Mid late 40s.

    • @TAGanimation
      @TAGanimation Місяць тому

      @@alchemistofsteel8099 true, true

  • @PuppetMasterIX
    @PuppetMasterIX Місяць тому +17

    The Bionicle reference is appreciated, because I can never hear "Motunui" without thinking for a split-second they're saying "Mata Nui".

  • @lakegroce685
    @lakegroce685 Місяць тому +7

    When the world needed it most, direct to VHS/DVD Disney sequels returned.

  • @Ignoto88
    @Ignoto88 Місяць тому +14

    These side characters remind me so much of the ones from Buzz Lightyear. Seriously, Disney? Didn’t you learn anything from Pixar’s biggest flop?

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan Місяць тому +7

    Based on how you're describing the plot (as I don't care enough to watch the movie) I can almost guarantee that the rushed/glossed over plot points are the result of cutting out multiple episodes of tv, especially that end credits scene. Absolutely intended for a Season 2 tease. Whether it was an attempt to have one movie successful film this year or a response to the result of the Megamind show, this was a rushed idea that is reminiscent of dvd-sequels from the 2000s that were TV show pilots or combined episodes from scrapped shows. This will probably be more successful but I doubt it'll make as much as Disney is hoping for.
    In regards to the late VA replacements, since the original VAs would've been sound-alikes, the characters were likely animated to feel similar to the performances in the first movie so besides lip-syncing they probably didn't have to overhaul the movements like you're thinking. Unless the tone of voice or emotion was changed during the re-dubbing process, the body language should still match up well enough & just needs a couple of tweaks to blend with the new mouth movement better. Depending on how good the impressions were, some scenes might've even been unedited because the new recordings had the same mannerisms as the old ones.
    There's also the possibility that bringing back the original VAs was treated as a dubbing project where they're shown the animation & have to match the performances to reduce how much needs to be re-animated.

  • @hawkwilliams6533
    @hawkwilliams6533 Місяць тому +47

    What the hell is wrong with you Disney

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Місяць тому +7

      Greed.

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 Місяць тому +2

      When John Lasetter got MeToo'd there was no one at Disney who could challenge or say no to Bob Iger and his underlings. There are rumors that Lasetter's metooing and outing was a ploy engineered by Iger to get rid of Lasetter because their relationship had totally fallen apart, with Olaf's Frozen Adventure being slapped in front of Coco because Iger didn't think a movie about Mexicans would do well at the box office being the straw that broke the camel's back. The fact that a lot of Disney and Pixar's big talents jumped ship afterwards does lend it some credibility. I really want to know the full story, the rumors and leaks about how badly Lucasfilm alone is being run would make for a great tell-all book.

    • @COSun25
      @COSun25 Місяць тому

      ​@trustno173 Like working for Skydance Animation is anyone better. It has a new animated film that most folks hardly know about on Apple+. It's another bomb already on the studio's resume after 'Luck'. Funko wasted its funds on POP figures on both films that are available at Five Below. John Lasseter isn't doing much to help that studio. Shoot, even with Rachel Zegler in the lead of 'Spellbound' isn't enough. I guess folks are still mad at her being Snow White next March, huh? Even Alan Menken writing the music for it isn't helping.

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 Місяць тому +1

      checks executives early life sections*

    • @Thrackerzod8
      @Thrackerzod8 Місяць тому

      Money!

  • @Roiditron
    @Roiditron Місяць тому +8

    I like how no one refers to tema toa by his actual name, hell I think I didn't even remotely spell it right

  • @Chocolatepain
    @Chocolatepain Місяць тому +11

    Damn, Maui is indeed my favorite character

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Місяць тому +6

    The fact that it was made in Canada instead of the main Disney studio was already a bad sign.

  • @cherriegetison6093
    @cherriegetison6093 Місяць тому +3

    It was wild watching all the families confused on the theater stairs when the mid-credits Thanos scene popped up.

  • @DarthLego46
    @DarthLego46 Місяць тому +7

    I did not know it was a retooled TV series. Thanks for saving me the price of a ticket.

  • @BenScrannage
    @BenScrannage Місяць тому +2

    Why does Disney keep introducing "Elderly, physically useless grumpy old person who doesn't even want to be there" as characters in their recent adventure films? Lightyear did this too

  • @adriannaranjo4397
    @adriannaranjo4397 Місяць тому +9

    Last minute splicing the first three episodes of a TV series into a "movie" thats less than the sum of its parts? Welcome back Disney direct to DVD

  • @tavvyprods1275
    @tavvyprods1275 Місяць тому +6

    The news of the sequel not being animated in house and originally being planned for a series was a red flag for the film not being worth my time or money.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie Місяць тому +2

    It's nice that we live in a time where Disney make low-effort sequels for many cultures and disrespect them equally.

  • @tazelwurm4968
    @tazelwurm4968 Місяць тому +7

    What especially sucks to me is that Inside Out 2 also came out this year and was really really good, but I saw a lot of people talking about how they weren't going to see it because it was an animated sequel with Disney's name attached, which made them assume it would be bad. Disney putting out low quality sequels like this isn't just them making a bad movie, a bad movie is whatever, there are millions of those, but their pattern of doing this lowers the reputation of the genre as a whole, and it sucks. Animated sequels can be good, Disney just doesn't try!!

    • @jadebeor
      @jadebeor Місяць тому +1

      Disney just got too much luck this year.

  • @fyrewatermelons
    @fyrewatermelons Місяць тому +2

    If "this meeting could have been an email" was a movie.

  • @cusinian
    @cusinian Місяць тому +5

    If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time Schafrillas has officially been name dropped in a RebelTaxi vid.

    • @oswald-kp1bm
      @oswald-kp1bm Місяць тому

      I know this technically doesn’t count, but wasn’t he on the Pizza Party podcast?

  • @Strix24000
    @Strix24000 Місяць тому +17

    We really got Moana 2 before GTA VI (I hate this meme)

  • @btafbm
    @btafbm Місяць тому +4

    I'm shocked how good this was. Top 15 best disney animated film of all time

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten Місяць тому +3

    0:54; 2:43; 4:20; 8:19; 10:50 I have a feeling that RebelTaxi got so bored watching this movie that he started to wish he was rewatching "Frozen" instead.

  • @youngkhronic2243
    @youngkhronic2243 Місяць тому +1

    “No body wants to fight these guys in kingdom hearts” is a fantastic way to gauge the creativity of a Disney villain

  • @MadCatNobody
    @MadCatNobody Місяць тому +4

    i need a link to that "22 cartoon characters sing let it go" video immediately

  • @Oshywatt
    @Oshywatt Місяць тому +4

    A series of episodes rehashed to a direct to video "movie", this really is a return to that horrible era

  • @spyroclone152
    @spyroclone152 Місяць тому +1

    Ah, so this movie is just a modern-day Atlantis 2: Milo's Return.

  • @Flip-a-dip-dip
    @Flip-a-dip-dip Місяць тому +9

    This movie was garbage until the scene where Maui tries In-N-Out burger for the first time. Then it became an 11/10 movie.

  • @mikeuniturtle3722
    @mikeuniturtle3722 Місяць тому +5

    why does it feel like you made an entire channel dedicated to Frozen covers by various animated characters just for that bit.

  • @garrtoons4303
    @garrtoons4303 Місяць тому +4

    I have a feeling that this is only the beginning of Disney's legit downfall......

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather Місяць тому +6

    Nobody cared about this movie so hard I didn't even see trailers lmfao

  • @callanfox9870
    @callanfox9870 Місяць тому +3

    This video uses that “Cartoon characters sing let it go” video more than Red Letter Media’s Star Wars Holiday Special review uses the trailer to Ishtar

  • @ch3rri
    @ch3rri Місяць тому +8

    11:48 i mean some films have used scratch voices. for coco, anthony gonzalez was hired doing scratch for miguel but then became the final voice. thought this film is a whole paperclips and rubberbands situation.
    get the let it go guy to do scratch for all of frozen 3

    • @gabbyhaynes5394
      @gabbyhaynes5394 Місяць тому

      Scratch Voices are usually only used during the storyboarding phase though to help give the filmmakers something to time their sequences to and get a runtime estimate for the film as a whole. It's highly unorthodox to rerecord this late into production.

  • @raptorskilltor4554
    @raptorskilltor4554 Місяць тому +5

    I didn’t know Moana was a jrpg protagonist

  • @thebrokenmicrowave9304
    @thebrokenmicrowave9304 Місяць тому +7

    “Why won’t that girl message me first”

  • @firefist330
    @firefist330 Місяць тому +2

    ….Whoever sang Let it Go for Zorak clearly forgot that he has an amazing singing voice. Painful Acres is goated