Imagine him stopping you out in the public and trying to ask if you got the time, but sounding like this. I would just instantly start crying in confusion, throw my wallet at him, apologize and run home in terror.
His condition is actually both known and curable. I had it too - its called tachylalia - essentially your mouth is out of sync with your brain, and it takes about 1 to 2 years to synchronize it by doing a bunch of exercises with a metronone where you try to speak much slower and more clear... If he ever goes to a logotherapists he can sort this out. And I am not kidding, this thing ruined my childhood man, I couldn't speak at all and therefore I had no friends. If anyone else has this, you can fix this.
0:53 When I first heard English it was on television and it sounded EXACTLY LIKE THIS. I thought the person speaking was pretending to speak elegantly to appear intelligent, and I thought the guy translating the English was making fun of this person.
2:33 we see xqc's other persona take over
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0:03 the Chinese Brain Chip in my head activating after hearing the code word ‘Sup’
Imagine him stopping you out in the public and trying to ask if you got the time, but sounding like this.
I would just instantly start crying in confusion, throw my wallet at him, apologize and run home in terror.
you wouldn't do shit buddy
I would take him for a schizo crazy homeless dude and just run.
Why
Throw ur wallet at him and apologize? That makes less sense than xqc in this video
@@alexaender1992 Tell me you've never ran into a crazy hobo without telling me you've never ran into a crazy hobo.
His condition is actually both known and curable. I had it too - its called tachylalia - essentially your mouth is out of sync with your brain, and it takes about 1 to 2 years to synchronize it by doing a bunch of exercises with a metronone where you try to speak much slower and more clear... If he ever goes to a logotherapists he can sort this out.
And I am not kidding, this thing ruined my childhood man, I couldn't speak at all and therefore I had no friends. If anyone else has this, you can fix this.
i bet its good for ratings though he wouldnt be clipped nearly as much without it
Man his condition makes him so much money
Wait so he actually got a condition?
@@JVCS-b6z I believe that yes, he definately has
Omg the pickaxe is too fucking funny. My co workers just asked what i am laughing at.
Bluds the only person on Earth who speaks ancient Egyptian
That and Yugi from yugioh
1:38 Goats be like:
as someone who speaks fast i could only understand a little of what xqc is saying
Think hes speaking french really fast
1:54 when he snapped back to say shut up after speaking in tongue
0:20 bro turned into a pvz zombie
2:33 i do that sometimes randomly
This live action adaption of Boomhauer from King Of The Hill is great
This dude is cracked out beyond belief
YESSSS!!!! TURRRKEY 0:32
Turks when inflation decreases by 0.1%
this is the language of the gods
Wtf😂
"They can't understand me I'm talkin hieroglyphics" - Playboi Carti
xqc speaks dyslexia
0:41 if if you if you if if if FUCKING STUTTERED
1:43 lalo salamanca
Imagine your high asf juat cruising I gta and this 00:03 happens lmfao
0:53 When I first heard English it was on television and it sounded EXACTLY LIKE THIS. I thought the person speaking was pretending to speak elegantly to appear intelligent, and I thought the guy translating the English was making fun of this person.
The concerning “oh my god” @1:13 was a little added spice to the comedy
its like hes trying to communicate with us
POV: you have a stroke
0:59
*_TURKEY!_*
bro speaking crafting table
Bro is the sims character
matt damon duuuuuuuud
Have nice night😢
Bro is Canada's Eminem.
he needs a little bit of bom swing in the left right there.
Bro really said " ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓𝙹⊣ ╎ᓭ ᓵ𝙹ᒲ╎リ⊣"
Me speaking to my crush. 1:00
here after watching the meat canyon episode on xQc. How is this less coherent than papa meat's caricature
bro is fluent in ancient egyptian
Bro talks like the micro machines guy and Blurr from transformers
1:00 sounded like he was speaking with Japanese accent
XQc is scared of him
on some of them he is speaking french because he is french canadian
That’s not French
@@person8546 on some o fthem he is speaking french
im french and trust me he's not speaking french
@@efferael 🧢
@@Renro87 I'm also french canadian and i can confirm that i have no idea what the hell he is saying.
this man is not a human, he's an alien
So will that be a big mac eith a large soda and fries
and this guy makes millions every year
0:49 I really don't know how I understanded It
Don't watch in 2x speed
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Bro speaks in simlish 💀
have nice night.
Definitely adderall and energy drinks with minimal sleep
YESSS TÜRKIYE!! 💥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷📢📢
bro have sharpness V to his pc
That awkward moment when you realize you talk like this this too cuz ur also from Quebec :skull:
The subtitles💀
repricicatating
I cant understand him at 0.5 speed💀🪑
0:58 not a single correct info
I kinda feel bad becouse i stutter too, he just need to speak slower and i known the struggle
The combination of the stutter and the really thick Quebec accent is what makes it perfect
This dude can do so much more if he actually try to speak slower
YESSSSS TURKEY!
How is this man famous
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Resapatation?
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😂
What's actually wrong with him?
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Does he really have trouble speaking English?
Yhea
Diarrhea?
Autism lord
LMFAO 1:07
mafakthafoafafacitics-bluraw 1:24
Stroke language
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