Brewstew - Middle School
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
- I don't want to hear anybody complain about their middle school experiences. Snap into a Slim Jim.
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“Alright” sounds so good every time
Never hasn't
Yes
Alright
Its like graystillplays
It's literally one of the many reasons I watch these videos lol.
when the world needed him he returned for 5 minutes
Should’ve been 6
Yes
fIRSt rEpLy xD
@@jamesdizon5133 your the 3rd one
Yup
Okay guys, let’s be honest, this guy has never failed to make me laugh
Yes
Considering I don't know you, then I would have no idea
This makes me wanna give highlights of some of my most notable middle school teachers
1. Mrs. Smith, 8th grade pre algebra: I was fortunate enough to have Mrs. Smith in her last year before retirement which was good for a few reasons. The first being that she had done this for so long that all of her lessons were pretty streamlined and she could explain everything easily so we got through everything quickly. The second being that she absolutely did not care about shit. We had this know it all kid named Louren, who was a boy. Yep, a boy named Louren, and he would try to answer no less than five questions in class per day with about a 40-60% hit rate and Mrs. Smith would outright laugh at him when he got one wrong because she had no reason to care if he was offended.
2. Mrs. Johnston, 7th grade AP English: Everyone remembers Mrs. Johnston's name because Mrs. Johnston only ever talked in the third person and taught using rhymes and singalongs...in an advanced placement class. She was also friends with my mom so if I fucked up, there was a solid shot that my mom would know about it before I would. It also just made parent-teacher conferences a fucking blast.
3. Mrs. Williams, 7th grade math: I don't know at what point in her career Mrs. Williams was at or if there's just something about being a math teacher that makes you not give a fuck but Mrs. Williams did not give a fuck, and she was loud about it. Our school was fairly spread out and there were only five minutes between classes so it was common practice to start gathering your shit up in the last few minutes of a class so you were ready to haul ass to your next one but Mrs. Williams didn't give two shits. If the bell didn't ring, you were still in her class and if you started gathering your shit up early and she caught you, she'd hold you until one minute before the tardy bell.
4. Mr. Daniels, 8th grade science: Still to this day the driest person I've ever met. He delivered lessons, praises, and scoldings in the same monotone voice. Oh, and he also just had a mason jar full of mercury so that's fun. It was really fun when a kid accidentally dropped it while it was being passed around the room and got a week of detention.
5. Ms. Beshier, 7th grade science: Top three bitchiest teacher I had through all of my years in school. Only beaten by a computer professor I had in college who made attendance 60% of the grade just so people wouldn't do everything at home and maybe by another American history professor I had. It seemed like Ms. Beshier's mission was to make sure her students learned everything they were supposed to and had zero fun doing it. We never did any labs or special projects, we just took notes and tests, and of course she taught our sex ed course with her morbidly obese self. Another fun thing is that she wouldn't let kids leave class to use the bathroom so a dude straight up pissed himself in class one day. It was the class before mine so we're all walking in and the janitor's in there with a mop and bleach spray and Ms. Beshier is somehow acting bitchier than normal. We walk in like "What happened here?" and she just says "Don't worry about it. Sit down and be quiet."
wtf is 7th grade ap english
Jesus, write a novel
ok
@@nickdiaz3329 Advanced placement
@@redyoshi3696 I might
"it's the type of panic that gives you nightmares later on in life" Why is this so fucking relatable.
I fucking laughed so hard
I’m still looking for room 208🤣
You don’t know how many nightmares I had of never finding my class. My school was shape shifting and shit. It had like a casino and shit and I don’t even know how my brain got the images of a casino fused with my school.
@@estellaruiz3125 my high schools grade 10 math class was hidden down this weird tiny hidden hallway that most people couldn’t find. I bet money those who dropped that class still have nightmares about it.
@@niamhgreatdane that shit gives me shivers man.
I wasn’t as cool as you brew. My heart is an ocean of sadness because I had a bowl cut in middle school.
Alex Clark was never not cool what do you mean?
Hi
Bye
Yo
@@Infamousgiraffe i wa going to say 50 second reply but you beat me
That dream thing is so accurate. I'm 35 years old and still dream I can't find my room and bus lol
I'm 38 and I still dream about showing up to the end of year Physics exam having never even opened the book or attended any of the classes all though the year... Thing is, I was never that bad in Physics, I never got As but I was a comfortable C student... Chemistry on the other hand...
0:19 is that Rick Grimes?😂
I want to believe it is
"Why are you putting letters in mathematics"
Good question, practically ruined my childhood!
Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing
I second this.
When they tell you that IMAGINARY numbers are real. That's when shit comes crashing down.
So the devil said "you know what would fuck with peoples heads more, heh...heh lets put letters in mathmatics" bitch please as if snakes talking in the bible wasnt bad enough, this is why im agnostic as a mf
for me when we started learning about them I was more like ok that makes sense
somehow
I can't be the only one that thought mr Watson was a woman before we knew his name
Same😂
Same lol
Same🤣
I still sometimes have nightmare about leaving the exam answer sheet blank.. final seconds, teacher collecting the papers and I have written nothing! 😂
Same
Mr delato had me gasping for air🤣😂🤣
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had a "spiky/messy hair" phase in middle school.
The world is becoming a better place with every “alright”
69th like I’ve been blessed by the gods
I wanted to make a better comment to seize the day but you steal the likes with the truth
God bless everyone..,
selamun aleykum
Highly Agreed 👏
Brewstew: *uploads video entitled “middle school”
Me: *has Vietnam flashbacks to cringy shit I did during my Middle school years
You too huh? Where was you stationed? Me, I was in the Firebird province from '02-'06. Damn awkward times, they were.
@@comettamer
West Middle. Class of 2014. I do not look back fondly on those years.
Some folks are born... Made to wear the flag..
Flashbacks to going through legitimate messed up shit in middle school
I think I saw room 208 in aisle 12B
Can we just give a moment and praise him that he survived middle school…
This is one of the only channels i have to be careful of what i'm doing when I watch. Dude has me dieing laughing. Keep it up bro.
It’s a good day when you hear “alright”
Yes 😂
Amen
Indeed
Ikr
I swear wtf I was just about to comment this
“Eat me!”
“LOUDER!”
“EAT MEEEE,”
I died
That's unfortunate.
@@kikokiko8115 stfu
Yes
Same
7
wish I discovered this channel years ago! great material 👏
i'm going into middle school and I looked up "middle school" for advice and saw this episode, watched and now i am obsessed with this. i am so thankful I found these
Brewstew is a basic adult version of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
very true
Kinda yeah
Ive always thought that
But without the narcissism and creepy middle schoolers
Yrah
This is the one guy who has stories everyone can relate to.
**stories**
@@TBustah bruh
You can relate to the slim Jim guy? Wow, I'm sorry to hear about that 😂
(I'm jk don't come at me I break easily like the lid on a taco bell drink)
@@essasto lol
@@essasto bruh
I binge watch all of your episodes, and every episode is as good as every single one
I am now going into my second year of middle school, and right before my first I was looking at UA-cam videos on this topic. This was one of them. I found it so funny and relatable and now I am watching it again.
Good luck to you
as soon as I hear that “alright” my day gets 100x better
Vanossgaming
Yes
Sameeeeeeeeeeee
Same
Agree
This brought back a whole lot of embarrassing memories that I had completely erased from my brain until now. Thanks for the trip in awkward, embarrassing nostalgia
I pissed myself wish i could forget
Eh
@@i_like_cats_more5093 ?/#8/
“Alright”
*every illness cured*
No matter how many times i re-watch the slim jim bit I laugh my ass off every time.🤣
I'm almost 30 fcking years old and I still have nightmares being late for class and having no clue which class it is or how behind i am in that class! And it all in one dream!
I have that dream too sometimes I'm like why am I still in high school
That’s called PTSD
Same but I’m in 7th
Imagine standing up in the middle of class yelling “Eat Me, Imma Slim Jim” lol
I woulda done it
@@cjjackson8309 same. Class clown is a decent look.
@@comettamer lol
I have a slim jim. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hey girl...
Praise God! God Bless!🎄
My middle school was only 7-8th grade. During my summer of 7th grade I to 8th I went through all of puberty. Growth spurt, acne, and the biggest was my voice dropped completely with no more cracks. Came back as a king being one of the tallest and sounding like a man. Now decades later I haven't grown a single inch since. However still love the fact I never had the voice issue in school
There’s something satisfying about how he says aright in the beginning
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Alright
Thats because you know its good video when he says alright
Ikr but I don't know why
It makes me backfip
La looks gel, Pokemon cards, wrestling in the backyard, and sock'em boppers, at this point I'm pretty sure he's just telling my childhood story.
Micheal...?
@@lilwonder1053 I may as well be
@@lilwonder1053 nah Michael didn't have real toys like wicked 39
@@wicked396 yeah but you had real toys to play with, not a hanger
This is the best video that ive seen all day😂
Your videos are helping me through depression
Middle school: where all the quiet kids are born
True
Yes
Facts i'm the quit kid
I was the quiet kid i still am but I talk now lol
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Kodiak Brown Bear: *exists*
Mr Watson: *So you have chosen... Death.*
That's our school's mascot 😔
Yes look up a Kodiak it’s like a grizzly bear on stairoids
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I relate to this way to much
Love the way you start off the video with alright
this is like theodd1isout but in cheaper and funnier
And way less kid friendly
Like without sanding and have bits metal in the furniture
And better
Its hard to argue with his assessment
@@Prince_plug theodd1sout isn’t kid friendly
Middle school hair:
Option 1: spikey as hell
Option 2: bowl cut
Option 3: grow it out
Ya gotta look cool somehow
Option 4: normal hair cut
Option 5 grow a mullet because you thought it looked cool then get bullied
When I was in 6th grade for the first half of the year my hair looked like it belonged to a hobo then the second half of the year ny hair looked like I joined thr army
ive had choice 3 ever since 4th grade
@@bbloodgd1143 lol exactly me 2
Just discovered this channel today. Watched the Pokémon one first. I’m hooked. Great stuff.
Love the “Washington, Washington” reference. By far the best piece of music ever produced and there’s no close second.
Every white boy had a spiky hair phase in elementary to early middle school
Glad to say I didnt
Ive not.. yet
I still do 🤷♂️
When I was six i guess
I most definitely did not. Lol I had a skater shag for most of my school days.
Who agrees that he should have his child hood friends show us their voice if he’s friends with them
Yessss
He says in one of his videos that he hasn’t seen Michael since they were small
He should have a podcast with all of them and they can tell stories
@@andrewkratsa7147 probably can’t because he does not know michal anymore and dear got what happend to tommy and David
Ko_ wandward yes that would be amazing
I love this so mixh
I love these videos
Give that hairstyle to Michael’s dad and he turns into Guy Fieri but for Miller Lite.
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@@kikokiko8115 shut up bot
@@POPGOESTHEDIESEL yeah shut up
Natty light *
The worst part for me was puberty, braces and a small mustache didn’t hit until high school...
I got my dirt mustache at 11
I have a mustache but people make fun of me for it
@@FailureInSociety2007 I shave mine
@@Mr.Reloaded lucky
The sad reality of middle school. I was unfortunately a dick who learned curse words that time and figured it was common language
Omg! I love the Washington reference!! I just learned a out this channel and been watching videos.
This is what I binged in quarantine
"Second degree man slaughter"
- Had me "Dead"
Lmao
69th like heheh
@Oskar Tunkkari are you mad?
123 like before me
Literally lmao 😂
Legend still has it he still doesn’t truely know where room 208 is
Lol
I'm Kevin
@@imissedthejoke2678 hi kevin
Brew stew makes me feel so god dam nostalgic I don't know what to do but just watch all of it
Its been 9 years and the animation hasent gotten better even a single bit lovin' it
Always brings a smile to my face when brewstew comes crashing into my notifications.
Alright gang
Yea
Same
Whenever I here “Alright” The week instantly gets better
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how is that related kiko
This is fact. I binged watched all his videos a week ago. God I was tired.
Alright
I think you meant "hear"
I love watching this channel!
I love this video!
Finally we got stories from elementary, highschool, college, and your adult life, now we’re finally getting middle school stories
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yah
Yeh
My P.E. teacher would throw shit at kids that were talking while he was talking. Out of nowhere, tryin' to catch 'em off guard. Pens, papers, whatever he was holding. He was really cool though. I swear he would wax his bald head. Shout out to you Mr. O. you shiny headed SOB.
Mr clean 2.0
Your p.e. teacher just wants to get paid when he complained how he's not making any money when he is making money
My high school gym teacher used to randomly scream this one kid names specifically because he would jump every time. The kid never once got mad, just jumps out of his skin and starts laughing lol
“Or maybe you were the lucky cool kids that could grow a tiny dirt mustache” ha, that was like half the kids in my high school
I’m just gonna watch all your videos in a row
Who remembers Mr. Roberson, his 6th grade psychotic math teacher?
Mr Roberson does the percent sign go before or after a number
@@Christian_Martinez_yt lmaoo
Who else was waiting for this? Everyday they logged into YT
Ikr
Me
Same
Who tf logs in to youtube everyday
Middle school was the worst time of my life hands down. I’m glad it only goes up from there.
Middle school was the best days of my life. If anything in high school was what you described in the intro.
This acutely resembles my first year of middle school.
“It’s pizza day, can I have $2?” That just brought back some memories.
It's free now lol well for wms
Wednesday!!! I liked spaghetti day and turkey day. In hs we had chimmichongas (no idea how to spell) for $2. Then we went to lapidary and got sodas.
What was your favorite lunches?
I was literally there for this!
I remember that fucking class and that’s how I met Tyler; literally when he yelled “eat me” in class
LMAO 😆
Brewstew get over here and confirm this
Tyler can confirm based on the following phrase;
“Esprit De Corps”
Lmao
*UnGa BuNgA m3 N0 🅱️🍁 U*
Love the nod to the Washington song!
When he posts its a good day
Only og’s remember when Michael had a green shirt
Lol
Tru
Yup
Lol
Tru
I thought middleschool was gonna be like the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books.
*_I was wrong_*
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lmao yes you were.
@@kikokiko8115 shut up
Same
Well I’m still in elementary and I was thinking the same thing to but now you told me I’m really sad 😢
Brewstew will never get old
This is my favorite one so far. Being a 90s kid I can relate to this. I had the LA looks hair gel myself and walked around like a damn porcupine 😆 🤣 thought I was the coolest shit in the hall
I’d like to call it the “Johnny test” faze
comedy gold!!
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLL
Johnny test phase lol
Comedy gold Swofts
When the world needed him he said eat me
u ever scroll past a comment talking ab that part while it happens ?
Keep rollin’
😂2 yrs later this guy still puts the laughter in manslaugther
"My finest Limp Bizkit t-shirt."
Previouslt unsaid sentences in human history.
I took my school photo one year with my nwo t-shirt on lmao
This man’s videos always bring me back to 2008 😂
i was born in 2008 lmao
@@leilanilol612 me too
@@Supersonicfan-zq1tw me three
What do you mean? Brewstew didn’t start his UA-cam channel til 2013.
@@leilanilol612 jesus i feel old 89
2020 was awesome
Love your videos
The trick to middle school: Act normal, no one else will be
I was that weird kid in the back room that was crushing on a video game character
Lmaooo 🤣
@@lunattt4274 sure
Ah yes. The era of hell in everyone's life.
lmao I’m still going through that.
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@@Stormthesaintsfan ua-cam.com/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/v-deo.html
@@kikokiko8115 Nobody likes you
@Vincenzo Siesto nah that's highschool.
Best channel I came across
I love the school pizza thing cus it's true man that pizza was good
Too much nostalgia for me. I forgot about the slim Jim “eat me” guy until today. 😑
Looks like you didn't forgot about any other foods though. Chubby chub chub
@@finnanutyo1153 hell yeah, I like food! 😂
Every boys hair was crispy in middle school
ua-cam.com/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/v-deo.html.
Ya that was me
@@kikokiko8115 shut up
*yes and ok*
😬 mine didn’t end until freshmen year
Love you vids
I shouldn't be surprised, but seeing a reference to my other fav "shitty cartoon" creator just made my day!
Thank god I wasn’t in middle school in the 2000’s
I want a hic
Ok.
Now just hold on, its 2007 you come home from middle school and you turn on your 360 that you bought at a pawn shop. The dashboard gives you the feeling that everything's gonna be okay. The girl you met in woodshop is clearly in to you, but your too much of a loser to notice. She moves away halfway through the school year. You think about her randomly 14 years later while writing a youtube comment. You wonder how shes doing in a global pandemic, you try to look her up on social media but she has the same name as a marvel character so finding her has become impossible. You get a little sad.
Hey at least I got to meet a living holocaust survivor
My friend had a mustache that looks like the mustache on Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. I used to say, "****** you have a Pedro stache." And started laughing. He gets so mad😂
2:53 bro really said: 🕺🍑 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
i love brewstew
Middle school: where that one kid hits you for no reason.
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Haha right? I remember a kid pulled a chair out from under me and I kinda blacked out next thing you know he was on a desk with my hands around his throat pretty crazy haha
@@CoryCDS did that really happen tho
Anyone else look at the thumbnail on the homepage and already here him say “Alright” lmao 😂
Every damn time!
I remember this like it was yesterday
David you probably do remember this
Never laughed this much 😂