It's terrifying It happened once I literally met some one and he told me about somebody and he new his number and like five seconds later after he leaves Hey babe'' me.....OMG WHO ARE YOU!?!?!? Him'' oop wrong number....
"Into every quality relationship, a toaster must combust. If the guy yells like a 5-year old girl but still manages to throw it in a snow bank, he was meant to be. If not, you weren't meant to have that toaster anyway. The guy, either. Whatever." Aristotle, 2021
Lauren, I followed your dating advice, and now I'm happily married to a hornet within the span of a day (after stabbing it with a fork, then kissing it). Thank you so much!
Lauren: **pours water clumsy** **girlfriend gets mad** Lauren again: **needs perfection if u need me to be perfect** the title: **I AM CALLED PERFECT DATE 3D FOR NON CLUMSY PEOPLE
POV: when your so early and don’t know what to say but I LOVE YOU LAUREN Edit: OMG thx for the likes this is so much more then I have ever got And I hope you are really successful
Literally any opportunity to be creepy:
Lauren: *”It’s go time”*
@@DVFT really?
I just that same message in another video
*wheeze*
@SHAYLA CHEN same I also get a notification
@@DVFT Done
I can just imagine Bobby being like: “Wth is Lauren doing...” while she’s filming these videos XD
He also edits them so
@@Katy-wh1vn Emily also edits
Hahah
He’s probably used to it
😂
“I should’ve kissed the wasp- I wanna kiss the wasp.”
“Yes, my one true love. The hornet 🐝 ”
@Sheila Fankhauser thank you
Omg I'm dead lmao 😂
Haha the girl got so jealous 😂😂
The wasp-net
@Sheila Fankhauser same
I'm just imagining the face that Bobby has every time you play these dating games and he can hear you
Bobby’s probably like yeah my wife is weird
Me: Uses Lauren's dating tips
Crush: **Runs away screaming**
Me: 🤔🤔🤔
Lol
😆
😂
Lol😂😂😂
Lol
lauren: “you know what else is red”
*intense pause*
lauren: blood 😈
POP POP POP POP POP
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
I thought she was gonna say: the knife in my pocket 😵💫😵
Me thinking then Lauren would say”and the bloody knife that I used for the other person I dated”.
Me when I saw this comment: 😖😖
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Lauren: "This flower is red...you know what else is red? *blood.* Still wanna go out with me?!"
The girl: "Think i left the oven on-"
I would
BAH-
WHY R U EVERYWHERE!!
blood is very salty
REFERENCE FROM BARBIE LIFE IN DA DWEEMHOWSE
Thanks to Lauren, I’ve had several guys run away from me in fear on dates... gotta love Lauren’s dating advice! 🥴👍🏻
O god
@@MagicPeachies you should try it
They're intimidated by your amazing skills lmao
😁🥴😊
Yes very true I now have six million girlfriends
"You're jealous of a hornet!"
*Bee Movie flashbacks*
My dude
Loooooool😂😂😂
Ya like jazz?
@@grooglyboogly 👁️👄👁️
If u follow formula 1 like me u get f1 flashbacks from 2020
Lauren’s FBI agent probably thinks she is a 7 year old that is obsessed with app games.
LOL 🤣 E
What about the selfies
Ahh yes the glory full time when the creator likes your comment U-UwU
I am you 361st like btw
Why do you have my husband as your profile picture????😡😡😡
Quote of the year: “All my other girls love eyeball kisses!”
yesyes
Lol 👄
"IT'S ON YOUR STEAK AARON! why are you giving me a death stare IT'S ON YOUR STEAK AARON!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
i can totally imagine myself yelling at whoever’s having dinner with me
"SCREW YOU AARON" - lauren, probably
hahhahahahah
@CutiePop Donut Donut no
“Hmmmm... This is difficult”
The motto of quarantine
Good one
introverts: *sweating* uhh yeeeeaaa hahaha i agreeeee
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
I love that he had already named her “girlfriend” before he even said “hi” XD
Ikr
Sorry hornet I can’t make out with you agen 😂😂😂😂😂😂
IKR LMAO
I love you too sorry😍🥰 ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah!!!
No i am a hacker.....
These games say basically: „Some call it stalking, we call it walking *just extremely close behind*“ and Lauren embraces its creepiness
I'm sure if I went up and asked you, you really wouldn't mind
Lowkey I've never seen anyone else know that song so whooooo
You've got those eyes that drive me crazy, and I've got eyes to watch you sleep.
“This flower is red, you know what else is red? BLOOD- Do you still wanna go home with me...? 😊”
Hecker
Lauren: “I am amazing at going on dates”
Me: “you sure are...”
@@mikesetrr huh?
Yeah Lauren
True
@@notas1mp033 stfu gacha kid
@@notas1mp033 she’s making a joke.
Lauren: “This flower is red do you know what else is red?”
Me: *expecting a long pause*
Lauren straight away: “B L O O D”
Me: Deep
😂
Yeah
*Y.e.s.*
Lol 😂
Me, a swiftie: baby now we got bad blood hey!
*L.M.A.O*
Lauren: *Tell your date to go to a new spot by themselves*
All her fans: *YES CHEF* 😅
they do be like dat doe
Lauren: * Stabs Hornet
Her: OMG you stabbed a hornet!!! I find that oddly attractive 😍❤️❤️❤️
Lol
Lol
this deserves more clout-
“You know what else is red?”
“Blood.”
Y e s
Yep.
Yesss
so is red stuff
Yeah...
Lauren: stabs bee with fork
Game: YOU UNLOCKED PiZzA!
PIZZAA
I love how her contact name is girlfriend and he doesn’t even know her 😿😿🖐
Yeah so true 😹
Ikr, i was likeeee
lmao-
@CLARA MIRANDA DEL MUNDO SAN PEDRO bruh you dotn get it bc it was funny she was laughing so hard she was crying
123
That’s creepy lol they just got each other’s contacts AND she’s called GirlFriend LOL
It's terrifying It happened once I literally met some one and he told me about somebody and he new his number and like five seconds later after he leaves
Hey babe'' me.....OMG WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?
Him'' oop wrong number....
“Why are we stabbing hornets?”
Lauren 2021
@@DVFT.
@@DVFT shush
@@DVFT u haven’t subbed to anyone even tho they subbed to u XD
@@DVFT Bot 👁👄👁🖕
@@DVFT hah, nice try dude
No one:
Laurezside: give a rose to a fictional character, you know what else is red your blood
Yandere chan talking to her rivals before killing them:
Lauren: I’m amazing at dates
My mind: “Sharon”
When the hornet just gets pushed back from the fork 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bobby after this video:
"And I took that personally"
Lauren: “take my dating advise."
Me: *starts writing down how not to get a date."
Lol
Lol chain
Lol
Lol
XD
"Stabbing the bees? 👁👄👁"
"Why are we stabbing the bees-"
"Sorry t-Hornets"
"WHy ArE We StAbBinG the hornets"
Honestly lauren your such a mood 😂😂
XD
LMAOOOOO
LaurenZside's humor is so me, she always brings a smile and laughter to my day, Love youu laurennnn!!💜💜💜
Lauren: i am “AMAZING” at going on dates
Me Has A Flashback to that time when Lauren hit a llama on her date with bobby
Lol I remember that
o.o
Why did I read this and think she was hitting the llama with Bobby instead of the stick-
Oh i remember tjat and when that wasa new video haha
@XxPlayful_StudiosxX sorry
I love how it says "girlfriend" as her contact name when he just met her
Lol ya😂😂😂😂😂
Your name is girl girlfriendLol
@@samhudsonmusic1 I don’t get it😑
I love how he randomly gets her number and says hi for the first time and suddenly her name in his contacts is GirlFriend
Bot: “it’s a little dark can you light the candle?” Lauren: *drops and whole mess happens* Me: eh normal
Lauren: *im master at dating*
Also Lauren: *Do you know what else Is red beside roses: BLOOD* 😮😆👺😹
*Date Has left the chat*
I know right!!
why do people think this is funny
@asht0n._ idk ask them
@@asht0nkai
Okay mikan pfp 🥱
I would like this
Lauren: This rose is red, you know what else is red?
Me: Her lips?
Lauren: Blood 😈
Not in danganronpa
@@cupidre1 ye but what does danganronpa
Have to do with any of this
Lol
Why did I also think it was blood? Man I'm weird
Edit am I weird???
@@PeanutbutterHobgoblin No
When Lauren said ahh it’s a freaking wasp I couldn’t stop laughing
Are we not going to talk about how he put her contact as “GirlFriend” before they even talked to each other? 😀
Lol
@SparkyNotFound_ nope. Not at all 😀
@@-sonnenblumen- nope! Not whatsoever
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you again aaaaaaaaaaaa
@@haerinslover ayyyyyyyyy
Lauren: *Sayin that how is she is amazing at goin on dates*
Previous lauren's dates: *.........If u just don't date*
Lauren’s baby: *sees videos*
Baby: what the hell is this, mom?
Amazing. And that is gonna happen.
Ya yup so true
Omg!!,,,,,,,,,
Lauren: "Trump?"
Lauren, in demonic whisper: *_No._*
I love her even more more that. 😂❤
UA-cam:
"No Views"
"466 Likes"
Me: Wait, that's illegal
or is it?
SSSniperwolf!?
ikr
@@ushajagessar808 Sssniperwolf also just posted.......
Thats SSSniperwolf
Lauren: Stabs a hornet in a restaurant.
The staff: This is fine.
(Edit: fixing grammar.)
LOL TRUEE
actually it's *hornet >:(
@@kingkittykat7975 Thanks.
@@kingkittykat7975 isn't that what they they said your majesty ( lol sorry I just had to make fun of your username)
@@dontquestionit8027 the comment was edited lol
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even the bootiful lady:
Lauren: YEAH MY HORNET STABBING SKILLS
lol
Me laughing so many times that I kept on re-winding the back to my hornet stabbing
Wait i thought Lauren is the bootiful lady-
Hehe
Lauren: Oh! We got a green drink now! Enjoy your slime!
Meanwhile me: Enjoy your poison!
Lol
me: i wonder how lauren and bobby’s first date went-
lauren: hearts! and..
blood.
Lauren’s dating tips helped me get a girlfriend
Good for you😁
Realy! Cool
Hai Mina! Congrats
Wait really
@@allenagaming1462 yeah! And we’re still together
"Into every quality relationship, a toaster must combust. If the guy yells like a 5-year old girl but still manages to throw it in a snow bank, he was meant to be. If not, you weren't meant to have that toaster anyway. The guy, either. Whatever." Aristotle, 2021
Lol
Lauren: My dating tips are awesome
The phone: failed date
me: are you sure about that?
Lauren, I followed your dating advice, and now I'm happily married to a hornet within the span of a day (after stabbing it with a fork, then kissing it). Thank you so much!
EHHHH
I still need Advice
lol
Same!
Beautiful what love can do
Others: oh this is my girlfriend
Lauren: oh this is my LAdy fRIenD
That'll be when I am no longer a single pringle
Lol 🤣
If only there was a “retry” button when I made a mistake in real life.. :,)
Fr tho
Love the sneaky friends reference of Joey’s classic “How you doin?”
When Lauren said "Do you know what else is red?" I thought she was gonna say "period blood"
Ikr 😝
Oh god
thats more of a dirty brown- then it goes to red.
Lauren: finds creepy or weird game
Also Lauren: *Igt, that’s my cue*
Lauren: WHY ARE WE STABBING HORNETS!!!
Me: because they are murders
UNLEASH THE MURDER HORNETS
“You should go alone” *5 seconds later* “Make sure to take my advice on dates! Since i am amazing at dates!” Ily Lauren x3
"She's so cute and he's just... a very creepy individual..."
Honestly, this does accurately describe some couples that I've known before.
Lauren: “I Thought you would like eyeball kissing”
Now consider the video she did with this exact topic a while ago...
“I’m good at going on dates”
Me who got rejected by my anime body pillows: *im not welcome here.*
Hello Micheal. Didn't expect to see u here
My body pillow reject me..
Lol
mood
Lauren: **pours water clumsy**
**girlfriend gets mad**
Lauren again: **needs perfection if u need me to be perfect**
the title: **I AM CALLED PERFECT DATE 3D FOR NON CLUMSY PEOPLE
i want to see lauren do all the things she did in the first game to bobby
lauren has to make everything either weird or scary and im here for it
Same
Totally
*listening to LaurenZsides advice*
someone comes here a day later
"so, we broke up"
4:21 The cafe:I’m not like other cafes I SERVE
PIZZA!!!!
POV: when your so early and don’t know what to say but I LOVE YOU LAUREN
Edit: OMG thx for the likes this is so much more then I have ever got
And I hope you are really successful
i havent watched the video i just am early so im commenting alot
Bruh samee
@@Ilovefurin thanks
Enjoy your day
Her: How do you know her number?!?
Me: It's the Sims...
The 8 people that disliked this are just jealous that lauren had a better dating life than them 😂
I like this comment
Lauren can literally turn any normal opportunity ever into something unexpectedly creepy 🤣
Lauren: I am great at going on dates
Her boyfriend in real life: what about me?
Lol poor Bobby He’s her husband btw
Bobby’s her husband
Hes her husband-
U mean not bobby cus hes her hsband lmfoa
@@k3nmakozum360 ... young people youtube?
Lauren: the boy looks like a serial killer and the girl well..she’s been through some stuffs../ me:cLaRa AfTon WiLlIaM aFtOn
Same!
*only fnaf fans will understand*
@@makayla_702 I can't call myself a fnaf fan since i never played it or watch it, but only the gacha ones, since i am a gacha kid 😌
@@yakultdrink same though-
@*-Sømê bøđý-* yes 🙌
Lauren- lower their expectations, always kiss the eyeball first.
THIS WAS SO FUNNY I WAS LEGIT DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME
“Must...resist...kissing...eyeball...”
Great dating advice Lauren 😂😂😂
Imma say that as I'm going to go kiss someone🤣🤣🤣
Nobody:
Lauren: her eyeball! Get her eyeball!
Lol
Disclaimer: Do not accept date invites of random strangers who passed by you.
Wasn’t going to, but lol XD
@@tm_pookie n
@@tm_pookie hi there. How are you from phillip wilson
*”you know what else is red?*
*BLOOD”*
ah, yes, the start to a great video
1:45 This was so “Perfect Stalker 3D” Her contact was “Girlfriend” before he asked her out!!!
Lauren: posts
Me: CLICKS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I make vidz 💖
Im subscribed to u♡
Lauren: feel free to take my dating advice
Me:this is why I’m single
Bobby: LAUREN COME FEED THE DOG
Lauren: JUST WAIT
Bobby: what is taken her so long? LAUREN
Lauren: SHEESH WAIT WHILE I CHEAT ON YOU
In the beginning when she said “i don’t mean to brag” why did I think she was gonna say “I don’t mean to brag but I’m PREGNANT”
7:17 “must resist kissing eyeball-“ 😂😂😂 Lauren 2021
Lauren: *Pretending she doesn't know where her girlfriend is
Me: LOL
Lauren: “we are staying bees?!”
Me: “haha..wait-my name is Bee!”
Describe your life in 1 sentence
Me: this title. This. Title.
Im so single and alone
Same
Game: Kiss her
Also game: YOU ARE FRIENDSSSSSSS
‘Aww this is red you know what else it red BLOOD.’ Lauren’s normal, so normal😂
Yes she is
This took me down memory lane with Lauren I love it.I remember all those videos and the days they were uploaded ;-;
Bruh this was eleven minutes ago and already this many views and comments, this shows how many fans support lauren
Lauren: the flower’s red. Do you know what else is red?
Me: uh- “kEtcHuP” 🩸
Lauren: "uncle sam, invited. Grandma, invited."
Lauren: "Trump......
Nooo"
12:16
I have so much respect for her 😌
I was looking for someone commenting that oml 😂
"Oh yeah im a creppy person"
Ahh, yes i always used to be creppy
2:56
They all are waiting for their mom so they can cross the street lol.
I suck at making jokes
I was like: I’m not clicking on that notification
Then realised it was Lauren’s video
And went
*I AM SPEED*
I love ur pfp
Lauren: I’m amazing at dates
Me: Of course you are, you’re married
Laruen: gives dating advice
Bobby: *Yeets out the window*
Every on else: 👁️👄👁️
I think Lauren truly loves the hornet more than the girl 😂😂