Defeats of My Favorite Youtube/Internet Villains No. 4

Song: Counting Stars by No Resolve
Villain Quotes:
"I will never stop killing you. What, ya gonna cry? You gonna CRY now? Look-a-dis, just caved in ya skull, eh, who's on fire NOW? Your head's a freaking bat magnet! Y'order now, N'I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free, you freakin' cow! Yeah, I dare ya, ragequit! R'ya ever tryin'? How's that feel, wimp? Next time, try not dyin'! Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead! Ha ha... Look at you! My bat's still dry, no clumps'a hair, nothin'! What'd we learn? I ALWAYS WIN! Don't you EVER cross me again! I wasted you! You ain't gonna win... Is somebody keepin' track o' my heads batted in? You are terrible, freakin' unbelievable, un-freakin'-touchable - No, wait, that's ME! If you didn't want me to kill you, YOU SHOULDA SAID SOMETHIN'! Oh, that's a skull fracture, for sure." - Blu Scout
"Poor! Poor! Poor!" - The Loot Bags
"Yes, me. Sorry for the surprise visit. But, you see. We have unfinished business. Do you remember this? Well, do you!?" - The Ninja Spy
"Tholomew, you ruined my life! Spreading false rumors about me! You said I cursed you! And now no one wants to talk to me! My wife and kids left me, everyone avoids me. So I spent years becoming a dark wizard and I’m going to have my revenge!" - Mark Thompson
"Son of a cussing cuss-word!" - The Soldier General
"Boy, let me tell you what. I guess you didn’t know it, but I am a fiddle player too. And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due. I’ll bet a fiddle o’ gold against your soul ‘cause I think I’m better than you." - The Devil
"POW! You are DEAD!" - The BLU Engineer
"It’s over Beast! Taco Bell is MINE!" - Gaston
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" - The BLU Spy
"♫ What's up losers, it's me, Waluigi! What? New opponents? Wah! Too easy! You can't stop my powers, I'll snap you like a twig! I'll be dancing on your grave to this groovy dance jig! You need the force of a million battalions, but the best you have is a dumbass Italian. You think you can beat me? Rejection's perfection! Drop the protection, give in to the infection! ♫" - Waluigi
"TODAY, I AM A GOD!" - The BLU Medic
"Go on, give it to the king! HAHAHAHA!" - The Burger King
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[@darkdemon37]

I like all.

[@cooperrisen]

I like all too.

[@RiggityRoosta]

I like The Lootbags, Mark Thompson, The Soldier General, The Devil, The Engineer, Gaston, and Waluigi

[@its-me-taco]

I like BLU Scout, The Loot Bags, The Ninja Spy, Mark Thompson, The Soldier General, BLU Engineer, Gaston, BLU Spy, Waluigi, BLU Medic, and Burger King too.