In the middle of the monologue before the “stretching” comment I was legitimately going to comment that you’d have to stretch that shit like a drum skin for it to work/not sterilize you. 😅😂
It would definitely be uncomfortable, at the very least. All the vibration going on around there would be like putting test¡cles on a metal baking tray and dropping a bunch of coins at the other end.
i remember that video of that woman that's a senior citizen testing with both Coke and Pepsi whether they react to Mentos; full 2 liters, yes they did react, full face blast both times
Its 5AM, so silent you can hear the electricity, and the only thing echoing through the empty is Kruz trying to figure out ball tats. 😂 I'm crying. lmao
I can picture Kruz after this video just going to Taylor and telling him to drop them so she can try and get a better picture of how they would tattoo it lmao. The monologue had me gone and is peak ADHD XD
Hey thanks kruz for making those try not to laugh they have been helping me go thru life when i wanted to take it away myself and i have been going thru a break up and i’ll always make sure i get back when i feel down and i’m glad that you have helped by making those try not to laughs and those warzone and 2019 mw vids😂, they have helped alot and i just wanted to say thank you for the smiles and laughter(:
20:24 “The ice cream song?” Does nobody know “Turkey in the Straw” anymore? Most ice cream trucks play a version of “Turkey in the Straw” or “The Entertainer.” If you didn’t know, and you’re here in the Yuotube comments, congratulations. You have unlocked the ability to find two classic bangers with a long history.
0:066:48 Been loving all the Lethal Company content lately. I didn't expect to get so addicted to that game but I love seeing as much of it as possible lol. 12:28 I'd love to see Kruz try some simple mods next time she plays & see if they improve the game, i.e.: → *Helmet Cameras* by RickArg → *HealthStation* by Thorlar → *Excuse me* by Hexnet111 → *LC Better Teleport* by JT → *3rdPerson* by Verity → *Always Hear Active Walkies* by Suskitech → *Reserved Walkie Slot* by Flipmods → *ReservedFlashlightSlot* by Flipmods → *Extra Inventory Slots* by Daltonyx → *HD Lethal Company* by Sligili → *Flashlight Toggle* by Renegades → *WalkieUse* by Renegades → *Pinger* by MoreLethal → *More Suits* by x753 → *Late Company* by anormaltwig → *ItemQuickSwitch* by vasanex → *ScrapCalculator* by Granny → *JetpackMod* by Daisuu → *MikesTweaks* by MikeMediaStudios, etc
Welcome to TedTalks with Kruz, today we are discussing what it takes and how it feels to tattoo your scrotum... Our highlighted question today: does it take two tattoo artists, or do you have to hold your own sack stretched out for the artist?
18:39 I don't even care if he broke his glasses. That was a *10 out of 10* sliding faceplant! 😂😂😂 Thank god it was on snow tho. That would be soooooo much worse on a harder surface.
The Christmas lights clip is an SNL reference from the celebrity Jeopardy skits. Those are some of the best skits ever. It is supposed to be 'let it snow' 😂
That wind absolutely cuts through you. No windbreaker can block Midwest wind. It has the sharpness of a guillotine and the unyielding force of a tsunami.
I love all the death note memes on tiktok. Especially the ones where L is always trying to catch Light in some mundane shit to prove he is Kira like if McDonald’s has the Big Mac and bk has the whopper, what does Wendy’s have
Ngl, I too always deeply thought about how such a procedure would go down in getting a full-blown tattoo done on your ballsack. Kruz really does make you ponder such deep, unhinged thoughts when you least expect it. 😂😅
On this episode of Try Not to Laugh with Kruz, we ask the questions that matter. Now I'm thinking about it, and I am very uncomfortable XD Thanks for always dropping such great content Kruz :)
Kruz: (calling out loud from the basement to upstairs) "Tay?" (briefly pauses) Taylor: (no response) Kruz: (another louder call out) "Taylor?" (briefly pauses again) Taylor: (still no response) Kruz: (calls out again ready to head upstairs) "Hey, babe?" Taylor: (upstairs stream sniping) "Yeah?" (trying to play it cool?) Kruz: "I'm curious, would you....(abruptly interrupted by response from upstairs) Taylor: (boisterously outbursts laughing) "He'll to the phuq no I ain't getting 'THAT TATTOO' find some other dude to be your guinea pig." Kruz: (flabbergasted and stammers) "Wha..the..?" Taylor: "Yeah Madi I'm stream sniping ya, Jackie gave me the heads up. I gotta keep the family jewels safe."😂😂😂😂
The testicles and scrotum are very different. The testicles are the spherical organs held within the scrotum. The testicles have the same pain receptors as the liver. Fun fact if a woman wants to know what its like to be hit in the testicles just take a hit to the liver, its sucks just as bad and you will vom. The scrotum, the skin holding the testicles, is just skin. A tattoo on the scrotum would feel like a tattoo on any other sensitive part of the body such as the armpit, neck or head. :]
tattooing balls question. i have not had it done and yes it wouldnt be as painful as being kicked probably, but its also like comparing being punched in the ribs or stabbed in the side. just two entirely diffrent feelings. short answer yes it would be painful.
I miss having absurd conversations with people. The “Scrotum Tattoo” problem intrigued me. It reminded me of a conversation I had regarding the correct positioning of a “Reverse Blumpkin”. Good times, good times.
That whole "how to tattoo your ballsack" monologue with the serious face actually thinking about this had me rolling.
I was literally dying lmfao
Me the whole time: Kruz..... Kruz...... Kruz......
You would probobly get paralyzed or something or make you do something else… probobly would be painful?
In the middle of the monologue before the “stretching” comment I was legitimately going to comment that you’d have to stretch that shit like a drum skin for it to work/not sterilize you. 😅😂
It would definitely be uncomfortable, at the very least. All the vibration going on around there would be like putting test¡cles on a metal baking tray and dropping a bunch of coins at the other end.
Kruz having an existential crisis trying to imagine how a ballsack is tattooed had me rolling lmao
It's like she was taking an SAT exam or somethin'.
My balls hurts 😣
Imagine nicking your roast beef while shaving. Now imagine that constantly for hours. That’s how painful a sack tattoo is.
I was so curious on if there was anyone with there sack tattooed because same😅
yup been there done that. it suuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkssss.
@@theplourde I only have one question: why, in the name of God. Why.
@@panther-nk2hnGucci
@@panther-nk2hn I’m with you
Came for the memes
Stayed for the commentary on ballsack tattooing
i always c*m for memes
Came during the ballsack tattooing commentary.
Y'all nasty....
The thought of Kruz pumping out content when she's 60+ is an added motivation in my life
Right?! That and her thanking resubbers for their 360+ months of subscribing
i remember that video of that woman that's a senior citizen testing with both Coke and Pepsi whether they react to Mentos; full 2 liters, yes they did react, full face blast both times
No one talking about Kruz calling a moth a laser? 😂😭
Also, the ball sack talk with such a serious face 😭💀
Wasnt expecting a long talk about tattoos on balls but here we are
Its 5AM, so silent you can hear the electricity, and the only thing echoing through the empty is Kruz trying to figure out ball tats. 😂 I'm crying. lmao
I can picture Kruz after this video just going to Taylor and telling him to drop them so she can try and get a better picture of how they would tattoo it lmao. The monologue had me gone and is peak ADHD XD
That is PEAK adhd. I can confirm as I suffer from it as bad as kruz lmao
8:17 Kruz, what have done to my brain. You have me posted up like The Thinker trying to figure this out 😂
She's asking the real questions 😂😂😂
@@davecrupel2817 I swear that everytime Kruz goes on these tangents I have a literal dissociative episode
damnit kruz you really good at talking the most out of mind topic with straight face
"Blanket Statement" dad joke earns that girl an honorary beer belly.
Thank you for reacting to my clip! 6:48 Glad I could bring some joy with the ladder
Hey thanks kruz for making those try not to laugh they have been helping me go thru life when i wanted to take it away myself and i have been going thru a break up and i’ll always make sure i get back when i feel down and i’m glad that you have helped by making those try not to laughs and those warzone and 2019 mw vids😂, they have helped alot and i just wanted to say thank you for the smiles and laughter(:
Ahh yes the lauch challenge
Lauch? 🤔🤦🏼♂️…. How’d that slip past autocorrect lol
Maybe he is german and it was autocorrect?
Same 🤣
ayyy you saw it too! 🤣
20:24 “The ice cream song?” Does nobody know “Turkey in the Straw” anymore? Most ice cream trucks play a version of “Turkey in the Straw” or “The Entertainer.” If you didn’t know, and you’re here in the Yuotube comments, congratulations. You have unlocked the ability to find two classic bangers with a long history.
The nutsack tattoo questioning had me laughing until I got a headache 😂 oh man that might’ve been the funniest thing I’ve seen all year honestly lol
0:06 6:48 Been loving all the Lethal Company content lately. I didn't expect to get so addicted to that game but I love seeing as much of it as possible lol.
12:28 I'd love to see Kruz try some simple mods next time she plays & see if they improve the game, i.e.:
→ *Helmet Cameras* by RickArg
→ *HealthStation* by Thorlar
→ *Excuse me* by Hexnet111
→ *LC Better Teleport* by JT
→ *3rdPerson* by Verity
→ *Always Hear Active Walkies* by Suskitech
→ *Reserved Walkie Slot* by Flipmods
→ *ReservedFlashlightSlot* by Flipmods
→ *Extra Inventory Slots* by Daltonyx
→ *HD Lethal Company* by Sligili
→ *Flashlight Toggle* by Renegades
→ *WalkieUse* by Renegades
→ *Pinger* by MoreLethal
→ *More Suits* by x753
→ *Late Company* by anormaltwig
→ *ItemQuickSwitch* by vasanex
→ *ScrapCalculator* by Granny
→ *JetpackMod* by Daisuu
→ *MikesTweaks* by MikeMediaStudios, etc
Uncounted laugh at 14:26 from her laughing at her own comment LMAO I love these videos
Not Kruz talking about tattooing your no no sqaure for a whole minute and a half lol lol
I about lost it over Kruz's ballsaxk tattooing musings lol! My guess is staples, seems totally logical to me ;)
Lethal company is one of my favorite series on here😂 I’m glad you’re loving it too!
9:50 that’s why I buy at least three theater style boxes of rainbow nerds at a time, it curbs the need to cronch on aquarium gravel for a bit
Welcome to TedTalks with Kruz, today we are discussing what it takes and how it feels to tattoo your scrotum... Our highlighted question today: does it take two tattoo artists, or do you have to hold your own sack stretched out for the artist?
Just when my food is ready
me trying to eat my chipotle while watching this video:
Kruz talking about tattooing balls for 2:30....
Thanks Kruz LMAO
18:39
I don't even care if he broke his glasses.
That was a *10 out of 10* sliding faceplant! 😂😂😂
Thank god it was on snow tho. That would be soooooo much worse on a harder surface.
Tape it to the table had me absolutely losing it XD
9:00 THEY PIN IT DOWN. Like a butterfly on a canvas all pretty like n schiency
8:30 Kruz's life crumbling hlin her mind over a balls tattoo make me cackle. Lmao
8:56 "or do they just tape it to the table" You were so serious but I fucking lost it lmfaooooo
Taylor just dying silently upstairs hearing her nutsack monologue 😂😂😂
14:19 the cat: "no more of this heresy, TAKE ME GOD"
dammit the texts sounds got me twice wtf maddie just out here making us think we got people texting us
The mini tangent on the nut sack tattoo was hysterical 😂
14.21 insert lord Shaxx from Destiny 2's quote "I've seen enough, I'm calling this one"
The stair at the screen at around 2:30 where kruz's eyes just face completely different directions has me howling
The Christmas lights clip is an SNL reference from the celebrity Jeopardy skits. Those are some of the best skits ever. It is supposed to be 'let it snow' 😂
That lethal company clip 😂
witnessing that dance exhausted all nine of that cats lives.
"I'm gonna be a menace when I'm in my 80's." Ummm...who's telling her she's a menace now?
7:47 i love how her train of thought runs off track like this
That wind absolutely cuts through you. No windbreaker can block Midwest wind. It has the sharpness of a guillotine and the unyielding force of a tsunami.
For nutsack tattoos, you pull the skin and lay it flat. You don't want to tattoo the actual gonad.
If I knew you outro was such a banger, I'd start watching your vids sooner 😭!!
Lauch?! I’ve been spelling it wrong all my life
i agree with the whole mid-west wind comment bout the wind cutting through ya. it does indeed suck.
Thousands of guys simultaneously experiencing sympathetic nut pain. Then there is the pain of the tattoo artist questioning his life choices.
The camera at Starbucks is for when they have people who need to communicate with sign language
I didn’t crack up once until “get the crease out”
I need to stop watching these when I'm drunk. Not sure the neighbours love the wheezing cackling 😂
19:32 - insert Pasta's laugh here to keep her goingvlol. 😅
8:31 you could always just batwing it for the artist while they work on it
“Do you have to flatten the crease ?”😭😭😭
Kruz is definitely going to find the person who submitted the blanket vid and ban them lmao
I love the little animated cartoony thumbnails :O
@6:24 I'd say he looks more like Logan from Dark Angel, old ass show I loved as a kid
8:50...thay just stretch and nail to a board to get a good canvas...I'm going to hell ...but atleast the joke was holey ..lol
I love the Lethal Company land mine in the door short
Kruz asking the exact same questions coming to my head as she goes through the tattoo moment 😂
I love all the death note memes on tiktok. Especially the ones where L is always trying to catch Light in some mundane shit to prove he is Kira like if McDonald’s has the Big Mac and bk has the whopper, what does Wendy’s have
so early nobody will notice if I say I enjoy bathing in A1 sauce
we noticed
bathing in A1 sauce sounds fun
Midwest wind is more fierce than a tweaker looking for a rock
8:07 Kruz i got one there and the pain is really NUTS...........
Some might even say you had a lot of BALLS to do that.........
11:27 That's a joke refference on Family Guy, when Peter wanted to listen to classical music ! ... 😊👍
Not me thinking Kruz is about to cry, only for her to seconds later go "I'm not gonna laugh" at the baby with cancer...
A new TNTL vid? Finally Kruz has blessed us with much needed nutrients.
Definitely requires three hands for mine. 😂
That laugh counter really be broken though, huh... :P
Ngl, I too always deeply thought about how such a procedure would go down in getting a full-blown tattoo done on your ballsack. Kruz really does make you ponder such deep, unhinged thoughts when you least expect it. 😂😅
On this episode of Try Not to Laugh with Kruz, we ask the questions that matter. Now I'm thinking about it, and I am very uncomfortable XD
Thanks for always dropping such great content Kruz :)
You made me cackle when you said aneurysms I shouldn’t laugh at that that’s terrible this is where my humor goes it’s so dark
19:24 those jean shoes are straight gas 🔥💯
Kruz: (calling out loud from the basement to upstairs) "Tay?" (briefly pauses)
Taylor: (no response)
Kruz: (another louder call out) "Taylor?" (briefly pauses again)
Taylor: (still no response)
Kruz: (calls out again ready to head upstairs) "Hey, babe?"
Taylor: (upstairs stream sniping) "Yeah?" (trying to play it cool?)
Kruz: "I'm curious, would you....(abruptly interrupted by response from upstairs)
Taylor: (boisterously outbursts laughing) "He'll to the phuq no I ain't getting 'THAT
TATTOO' find some other dude to be your guinea pig."
Kruz: (flabbergasted and stammers) "Wha..the..?"
Taylor: "Yeah Madi I'm stream sniping ya, Jackie gave me the heads up. I gotta keep the family jewels safe."😂😂😂😂
Damn. That guy with the Spotify Wrapped is dying on my Birthday…
Donkey was the original Bard who Seduced a Dragon!
The dog shake off made me loose it
The testicles and scrotum are very different. The testicles are the spherical organs held within the scrotum. The testicles have the same pain receptors as the liver. Fun fact if a woman wants to know what its like to be hit in the testicles just take a hit to the liver, its sucks just as bad and you will vom. The scrotum, the skin holding the testicles, is just skin. A tattoo on the scrotum would feel like a tattoo on any other sensitive part of the body such as the armpit, neck or head. :]
tattooing balls question. i have not had it done and yes it wouldnt be as painful as being kicked probably, but its also like comparing being punched in the ribs or stabbed in the side. just two entirely diffrent feelings. short answer yes it would be painful.
Ah yes another video to find out how broken my humor is XD
THE WIND MAKES EVRYTHING COLDER THAN NECCASRY
18:06 yeah.. and there's cameras on the menu board so they can see you too haha
Batwing lmao😂😂
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Kruz you really came in with the Animal Crossing 5PM music. Based music choice
I miss having absurd conversations with people. The “Scrotum Tattoo” problem intrigued me. It reminded me of a conversation I had regarding the correct positioning of a “Reverse Blumpkin”. Good times, good times.
The jews got me😂
4:24 that might actually be a SNL Celebrity Jeopardy reference
Kruz, and I literally are the same! Swear my mind started racing when tattooing your balls came up💀🤣
My work boots would eventually wear down the same way and mine would get very edged out
i imagine getting a nut tattoo looks like the hedgehog getting an x-ray meme
The shoe thing......I said burn them and didn't expect the rest to play out like this
I use the same term Kruz uses for the viewers at 0:33 for my Saint Bernard
I held it together until you asked if the taped your balls to the table lol
as a 34 year old man- you can never get the crease out.
6:12 hey, it’s my guys from Desk Pop!
"Lauch"
I say the wind thing ironicly and for real, because that shit's real some days
the in depth ballsack tattoo has me ROLLING
The lights in the background are mesmerizing 😵💫
It's called batwinging and it would require at least 3 hands