My Nan would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Christa? Do you think you’ll be next?” - We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to her at funerals : D
my joke is: My teacher said "you cant see god, you cant hear god and you cant feel god, so there is nno god" So I replied "you cant see rights, you cant hear rights and you cant feel rights, so YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!
A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too." " :)
Joke: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: - "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" - "I am not Master Ayumu."
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross? - The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
I brought a Corsair one the other day, what an incredible machine! But it’s one problem was it said it was hungry, so I gave it some microchips! Love the vids btw
3 blokes on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with. So they decide to throw one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter
“I wanted something people wouldnt look at” Goes and does burnouts in lincoln city... nonce move marzbar. Keep the fun away from pedestrians mate, the power of the m2 comp doesnt allow you correct yourself in a small amount of time.
Please don't mix up my words for the sake of it. You know exactly what I meant...pedestrians coming up to me in the video with nothing but love. As for power, yes, I know. I drive it every day; but thanks, dad.
HOLD UP.. did I just see a cyclist compliment a motorist 😧
"I don't want people to turn their heads at my car"
**proceeds to do burnouts in the town centre**
Doing a rolling burnout out of the way somewhere, fair enough, but on a street like that there's just no need
3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
The funniest joke I know? Alex's upload schedule.
I don’t want to bring attention 5seconds later being a nob through town .
i like the tech vidz but acting a tool, driving like that does not impress - anyone - at - all - sad to see this alex
Joke:
You finishing a project
Prob wouldn’t be driving like a knob in the middle of the town
What is your name?
Normal person- My name is ALEX
Marzbar - My name is off course ALEX.
😂😂
Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
😂😂
My Nan would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Christa? Do you think you’ll be next?”
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to her at funerals : D
What’s slick and wrapped in black ...
a Marzbar of course!
🤦🏻♀️🤣😉
my joke is:
My teacher said "you cant see god, you cant hear god and you cant feel god, so there is nno god"
So I replied "you cant see rights, you cant hear rights and you cant feel rights, so YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!
Glad the vlogs are coming back Alex! Difficult finding the time to do everything! I know exactly where your coming from!
What a car pal, work hard play hard xD, keep it up mate
Difference between snowmen and snow women.
Snowballs 😂😂
Enjoying life to the fullest! Congratz on that sick wrap!! It looks just like my dreamcar!
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their NUTS dry!!!!! 😂😂
i just want to be stealthy, wheel spins and drives like a tit attracting attention, theres the joke!
Dont think he knows how else to do it. He's just a massive bellend
My joke : what do computers eat
Micro chips
What time does Andy Murray got to bed?
Around Tennish. Love the vids man keep up the good work.👍🏻👍🏻
A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too." " :)
My joke
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Love the vlogs, keep it up mate
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised XD
4:08 for anyone wondering what the music is, its Sweaters by Ivan B
Alex: I wanted something not many people will look at
Also Alex: **Does burnout**
Awesome Vlog Alex 😎👍😲
why is the quality 720p
1:02 When Papi gets home early
If he keeps posting like that 2020 will be his year of comeback🔥
Fantastic video alex.i really like your car 😁👍
Working in a mirror factory is something I can see myself doing 😂😂
This is my joke,
And the lord said unto John,
“come forth and you will receive eternal life”
But John came fifth, and won a toaster
Big up KM Vinyl Studios 👌🏼sick wrap
2 videos back to back nice one Alex
man get some actual carbon part and trust me you're not gonna regret it
The next video I do! Not sure if you saw.
@@marzbarvlogs i'll check it out thanks (:
Good to see you back Alex, The burnout was amazing😍😍
I got my girlfriend a fridge for Christmas.
Just so I can see her face light up when she opens it 😂
funniest joke.... Alex's upload schedule.
Great to have you have you back Alex. Love the M2 wrap!
There the type of videos I like Alex good content bro
I threw a boomerand about a year ago.
Now I live in constant fear.
I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised 👀
Joke:
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
‘Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty bodies’
My absolute fav joke 😂 love you X
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”...
because every play has a cast:)
Hahah. Love your content Alex. Nice car.
This last Christmas I had a card through the post, just full of rice, thanks uncle ben
Sick video. Been loving the vlogs
FOR FUN I UPLOAD CHICKEN EVERYDAY WITH MUSIC ITS SO LITTTT
Subbed
Lovely
You’re awesome
Subbed
Peopel:How often do you wrap your bmw?
MarzBar:Yes
A sad joke :- Those headphones went on sale yesterday and I still can’t afford them 😂🤷🏼♂️
Haters be screeching louder than those tyres ;) (this is my giveaway entry)
-Knock knock.
-How's there?
-It's not Alex's m2 pistons.
Two balloons were walking down the sahara, one said, watchout CACTUSSSSSSSSHHH!😂
Hope you see this.
The pull down system, you go use long pull down blinds?
Thumbs up if you preferred the old wrap 👍🏽
Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive.
The car looks beautiful
11:31 what's the name of font in "work" on your tv screen display?
the car looks so nice 😍
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!
Hahaha haha
Ahah ahah
Hahah
My joke:
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo
A grasshopper walked into a bar and the barman said, ‘oh I have a drink named after you!!!’ And the grasshopper said, ‘what, Kevin?!’
Car looks so nice would like to see a full driving video and carry on with the garage room! Keep up the constant uploads!
Did not watched you for 2-3 years. You grow up!
Life happened
MarzBarVlogs yea!
Smashing it dude 🤙
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they I’ll never meet.
Do you know what is faster than your car? Logan Paul’s boxing career
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand am ok 👍😂
Are you going to daily vlogging again??
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man:
-
"Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?"
-
"I am not Master Ayumu."
Knock knock
Whos there
Atch who
Atch who
Bless you
😂
I'm glad your uploading again. Keep up the good work!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? ....Because he was outstanding in his filed !!
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
My funniest joke would be my bank account which is why I would appreciate the headphones lol
Great to have you back man. You're an inspiration to me
What are the buttons and sensors called ?
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
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The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
Ody245 nt23 yeah u ain’t getting the sony’s mate, why you begging so much by posting so many jokes
A man went to the zoo. All they had to offer was a dog, it was a shihtzu
Hope I'm not too late with that for the giveaway
DAILY VLOGS
YEAH !!!
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
I brought a Corsair one the other day, what an incredible machine! But it’s one problem was it said it was hungry, so I gave it some microchips!
Love the vids btw
What’s the fastest cake in the world?
Scone!
A long time a go we had Bob hope, johnny cash and Steve jobs.....Now there is no hope, no cash and no jobs
Love the car alex!
Damn! The M2 looks clean 🔥 Love it
Have you heard the joke about butter.
Na I shouldnt spread it 😂dead ik
Umair Mohammed 😂
tutube great banter 😂😂😭
Why 720p?
3 blokes on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with. So they decide to throw one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter
Mans try Harding cuz I just broke my headphones now .
I farted a reeeally long fart and Alex said 8:51
“I wanted something people wouldnt look at”
Goes and does burnouts in lincoln city... nonce move marzbar. Keep the fun away from pedestrians mate, the power of the m2 comp doesnt allow you correct yourself in a small amount of time.
Please don't mix up my words for the sake of it. You know exactly what I meant...pedestrians coming up to me in the video with nothing but love. As for power, yes, I know. I drive it every day; but thanks, dad.
How does Moses make tea???
He brews.
Nice car wrap!
Your car is super nice! The new wrap is awesome
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
You wanna know the worst thing about eggs.
They only get laid once 😂😂