FINALLY! I Did something Crazy to my CAR... *REVEAL*
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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HOLD UP.. did I just see a cyclist compliment a motorist 😧
"I don't want people to turn their heads at my car"
**proceeds to do burnouts in the town centre**
my joke is:
My teacher said "you cant see god, you cant hear god and you cant feel god, so there is nno god"
So I replied "you cant see rights, you cant hear rights and you cant feel rights, so YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!
Joke:
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
Love the new wrap and love the videos too. Been watching for over 5 years. Think you need to tone it down driving like Lincoln like that tho, the roads are bad enough as it is. Plus, there's pig banks everywhere so wouldn't be surprised if you get caught out one of these days
A sad joke :- Those headphones went on sale yesterday and I still can’t afford them 😂🤷🏼♂️
Thumbs up if you preferred the old wrap 👍🏽
BUY A VAN AND DO A FULL BUILD ON IT FOR YOUR BUSINESS
How's the sony headphone sound ?
Alex : gooooooooooodddd
My joke is : what is the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
Nothing they both like sticking meat in 10 year old buns
What do you call a deer with no eye ?
No eye deer !!! Hahaha
Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
What is a diffrence between snow man and a snow woman? -Snow balls.
Probably not funniest joke, but it’s season related (even there is no snow unfortunately)
A man went to the zoo. All they had to offer was a dog, it was a shihtzu
Hope I'm not too late with that for the giveaway
Bro the car is looking sick in black I prefer it tbh (batmobile spotted :P ). I saw you're getting the gainer on last vlog btw, might need it with the gym ofc cause I dropped in kg a lot. Need to put some back on for sure. Keep vlogging my dude also cannot wait to see the new tech around the house when is that coming up? What's that button you used?
Your car is super nice! The new wrap is awesome
Best vlogs on YT
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This thing looks unreal officially the bat mobile wonder who coded all the cool features on it 😂👀
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus
U can use a green screen and then change colour while editing
Whats the best thing about Switzerland? I dont know, but the flag is a big plus.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life."
But John came fith, and won a toaster.
Joke: Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
An alcoholic got so drunk that he told himself that he would never drink again. The next night he thought to himself that him not drinking would be listening to an alcoholic.
Man walked into a bar . Ouch stupid who put that bar there !!!!! Hehe . Another great video Alex love headset knowledge is power use it wisely
That hooning was sick hahaha
Thanks!
MarzBarVlogs youre welcome!
The intro sing made the video itself
720p??????????
How do the clicky buttons work?
Last time I watched a video of yours I didn't even have a licence. Now I'm driving my dream Car 💥
Nice one brother!
JOKE TIME:
You have to be Pacific about which ocean you're talking about in geography class. . . . . . . . . .
Help me
Also I like the black and while bmw logo!
Early ayeeeee
Joke...your upload schedule
8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
Looks amazing. Who cares if people think of you might be “boring”.
Edit: carbon mirror caps and spoiler doesn’t cost that much aftermarket .
Doing a rolling burnout out of the way somewhere, fair enough, but on a street like that there's just no need
I don’t want to bring attention 5seconds later being a nob through town .
i like the tech vidz but acting a tool, driving like that does not impress - anyone - at - all - sad to see this alex
3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
Prob wouldn’t be driving like a knob in the middle of the town
Joke:
You finishing a project
The funniest joke I know? Alex's upload schedule.
i just want to be stealthy, wheel spins and drives like a tit attracting attention, theres the joke!
Dont think he knows how else to do it. He's just a massive bellend
My joke
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Love the vlogs, keep it up mate
What is your name?
Normal person- My name is ALEX
Marzbar - My name is off course ALEX.
😂😂
Difference between snowmen and snow women.
Snowballs 😂😂
why is the quality 720p
Ive liked, hope I win 🤞
My girlfriend pointed a stick at me and made me disappear.
It said, “positive.”
Hope you enjoyed Al! :)
What’s slick and wrapped in black ...
a Marzbar of course!
🤦🏻♀️🤣😉
My joke : what do computers eat
Micro chips
Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
😂😂
A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too." " :)
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their NUTS dry!!!!! 😂😂
This is my joke,
And the lord said unto John,
“come forth and you will receive eternal life”
But John came fifth, and won a toaster
man get some actual carbon part and trust me you're not gonna regret it
The next video I do! Not sure if you saw.
@@marzbarvlogs i'll check it out thanks (:
My joke:
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo
Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive.
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand am ok 👍😂
Loved the vlog Alex! As per!
How much space will brexit free up in the European Union?
1 GB.
I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised 👀
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised XD
Haters be screeching louder than those tyres ;) (this is my giveaway entry)
MY JOKE
A MAN WALKS INTO A ZOO
THE ONLY ANIMAL IN THE ENTIRE ZOO IS A DOG
ITS A SHITZU
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What time does Andy Murray got to bed?
Around Tennish. Love the vids man keep up the good work.👍🏻👍🏻
My Nan would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Christa? Do you think you’ll be next?”
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to her at funerals : D
“I wanted something people wouldnt look at”
Goes and does burnouts in lincoln city... nonce move marzbar. Keep the fun away from pedestrians mate, the power of the m2 comp doesnt allow you correct yourself in a small amount of time.
Please don't mix up my words for the sake of it. You know exactly what I meant...pedestrians coming up to me in the video with nothing but love. As for power, yes, I know. I drive it every day; but thanks, dad.
What a car pal, work hard play hard xD, keep it up mate
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
Enjoying life to the fullest! Congratz on that sick wrap!! It looks just like my dreamcar!
funniest joke.... Alex's upload schedule.
I threw a boomerand about a year ago.
Now I live in constant fear.
I got my girlfriend a fridge for Christmas.
Just so I can see her face light up when she opens it 😂
8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
Are you going to daily vlogging again??
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head
It’s shite I know Ahahaha
There the type of videos I like Alex good content bro
Why did hitler commit suicide, because he got a gas bill
This last Christmas I had a card through the post, just full of rice, thanks uncle ben
FOR FUN I UPLOAD CHICKEN EVERYDAY WITH MUSIC ITS SO LITTTT
Subbed
Lovely
You’re awesome
Subbed
Mans try Harding cuz I just broke my headphones now .
You wanna know the worst thing about eggs.
They only get laid once 😂😂
Why did the geek add body { padding-top: 1000px; } to his Facebook profile?
He wanted to keep a low profile.
I farted a reeeally long fart and Alex said 8:51
4:08 for anyone wondering what the music is, its Sweaters by Ivan B
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
A long time a go we had Bob hope, johnny cash and Steve jobs.....Now there is no hope, no cash and no jobs
Why is the ocean blue?
Because the fishes in the ocean go blueblueblueblueblue 😬
Glad the vlogs are coming back Alex! Difficult finding the time to do everything! I know exactly where your coming from!
Hi Marzbar could you please give us a link on your motion sensor and button that you use as i really would like ot buy them thanks
I am making a techflow video on this soon.
Here is my joke “I don’t have one cause I’m not funny”
Do you know what is faster than your car? Logan Paul’s boxing career
What do you get Donald Trump for his birthday
A brick to help him build his wall
Hope you see this.
The pull down system, you go use long pull down blinds?
Have you heard the joke about butter.
Na I shouldnt spread it 😂dead ik
Umair Mohammed 😂
tutube great banter 😂😂😭
He started vlogging more lately
... doesn't vlog for 2 weeks
My joke
Sometimes I pause the songs of Eminem's so that he can breathe
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balence
So i pushed her over.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BT!
Phoned them this morning about a problem we have with our system. Woman said: "How can I help?" I said:" I'm having trouble with my Router." She said: "What lights do you have on?" I said: "The hallway and the kitchen." Anyway, they're sending a technician round!
How does Moses make tea???
He brews.