That's the best sus I've ever seen. Is this were your kid that got got by the Kraken came from? Maybe that's why the Kraken dislikes you so much. Got a nice touch of madness to you in this one Matt.
Me: [under my breath in public] “Bind her hands, and chain her tail.” Stranger: [who heard every word I said] What?😳 Me:[embrassed as 🦆] Oh, it’s a line from a video I was watching. Them: What kinda 💩 do you listen to?😥
![Yandere Pirate Punishes You! [M4F][Dominant][Pirate ASMR][Mermaid Listener][P2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HQMjrloktVw/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Staying in your Sweet Yandere Witch's Pocket Dimension [ASMR] [M4A] [somewhat willing listener]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qDoypTi9vLc/mqdefault.jpg)
![Your Pirate Captain Suffers Torture with You! [M4F][Pirate Listener][Pirate ASMR][Dominant][Comfort]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/voaHmLrQ4jE/mqdefault.jpg)
Whoa! This is both exciting and scary. I hope there's a part 2 to this. Well done!
Ahoy there! Thank ya for the kind words and welcome aboard! There may indeed be more on the horizon. Keep a weather eye! 🏴☠️
Fear me pirate I will summon all the power of sea to down your ship!
Ahhh Queen I have missed you! I don’t understand why you would do that, love?! I’m only trying to HELP you! 😉🏴☠️
U sound like adrian's agreste dub in my native country 🤣🤣
Loved the audio btw
Ahoy there! I’ll be sure to give them a listen! Thank ya for the kind words and welcome aboard matey! 🏴☠️
Matt: I hear you sing
Me: you know my talent?
Matt: you have a beautiful singing voice.
Me: thanks
Ah welcome back Lauren! I always enjoy your comments 😂 You have such an enchanting singing voice, what can I say? 😉🏴☠
You sound like my parents when it was karaoke night at a diner years ago. Thanks.
That's the best sus I've ever seen. Is this were your kid that got got by the Kraken came from? Maybe that's why the Kraken dislikes you so much. Got a nice touch of madness to you in this one Matt.
You leave that monster out of this Kaze!😡 If I wasn't a tad mad this would not be nearly as fun my friend. Hahahaha cheers! 🏴☠
I really hope there"s going to be a part 2! :)
Ahoy friend! Thank you so much for listening! Keep a weather eye on the horizon for a part 2😉
Imagine someone loving you so much they will kidnap you 😂😂
Kidnapping?? Just a matter of perspective! I’m saving her! I’m *helping* her! Trust me, this is what she wants, she just doesn’t know it yet! 😁🏴☠️
woah :o
Ahoy Zo! Thank ya for joining me. I promise you won't be...disappointed 🏴☠😏
@@captainmatt-asmr Sus Matt 👀
The fuck did this pop up in my algorithm...
Come to join me crew mate? Welcome aboard! 🏴☠️
Why do you sound slightly like chat noir? lol. great audio, by the way! Well done!
Ahoy there Ashfox! Haha that’s very kind of you to say 😅 I’m glad you enjoyed! Have a safe sail today 🏴☠️
Creepy pirate!
Ahh I prefer devilishly handsome my friend 😜 Won't you join me?
Excuse me sir- I have to tend to Ariel’s lobster-
Ahh you don't seem to understand. You belong to ME now, my dear. Ariel's lobster will need to fend for himself! 😏
@@captainmatt-asmr Sorry, Ariel, you’re gonna have to deal with your crazy lobster yourself- I’m a bit, tied up- 😅
And Sebastion is a crab, not a lobster.
But everything what he love in her is just her voice and beauty.. Not her personally.. 😒
Ah no no no, trust me! We are in LOVE and I’m going to HELP! 😉
Love your work. But I’m a stubborn little mermaid and I won’t be so easy to convince. (Struggles hard)
Ah thank ya for listenin’ dearie! 🏴☠️ And believe me, you’ll realize the truth soon enough 😏
@@captainmatt-asmrI hope you do lots more pirate x mermaid audios. 🧜🏻♀️ I’ll get my chance. I know it. You can’t keep me chained up forever.
Me: [under my breath in public] “Bind her hands, and chain her tail.”
Stranger: [who heard every word I said] What?😳
Me:[embrassed as 🦆] Oh, it’s a line from a video I was watching.
Them: What kinda 💩 do you listen to?😥
Bahaha don’t let anyone make ya feel uneasy about enjoyin’ me tales Foxy Girl! 😏I’m glad they satisfy ya! 🏴☠️
permission to come aboard, flops onto the deck, flapping about and coughing💋
Permission granted dearie 😏 Happy to have ya aboard ! Take care of yourself today! 🏴☠️
Oh dear…I’d take the sword tho
Allow me to teach you how to wield it…🏴☠️
Yes please. Also I'm possibly first.
Ahoy Randall! Thank ya for joinin' me so early! Glad you enjoyed! 🏴☠
this is why you never trust a ginger XD [BTW THIS IS A JOKE NO HATE HEAR]
Pfffft 🤣 Words of wisdom! Bahahah 🏴☠️
Some of this vídeo disturbad me i don't know if it was made of sounds or acting but not in a good way but in a bad way 😱
Oh no matey! I’m so sorry to hear that! Please make sure you’re taking care of yourself! Me tales can certainly be scary sometimes! 😲🏴☠️