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  • @wilson.5420
    @wilson.5420 6 років тому +8434

    At first, "you right" was a funny thing Mark said a few times, recorded on his sound pad and played back, it made for some pretty comedic scenes. But, those words started playing in my head, eventually hearing it any time I agreed with something or had no other response, and it almost felt like mark was inside my head, pressing that button to say, "you right". It's now gotten to the point where I'm vocally saying "you right" to almost anything anyone says to me. Over and over again, I hear those words. You right. You right..

    • @codywalker4956
      @codywalker4956 6 років тому +277

      William Fello You right

    • @queen_gilgamesh
      @queen_gilgamesh 5 років тому +136

      honestly same, my friends are sting to hate me for it

    • @royalmaniac5774
      @royalmaniac5774 5 років тому +114

      William Fello you right, you right, you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right

    • @baby._.seavey8730
      @baby._.seavey8730 5 років тому +79

      You right

    • @jooniperlynn
      @jooniperlynn 5 років тому +64

      You right!

  • @CucumberSadness
    @CucumberSadness 5 років тому +5343

    Wade; "I trust him, he's taken so long he had to have counted to four." He both defended the man and burnt the man alive.

    • @JA-vz1nl
      @JA-vz1nl 4 роки тому +50

      I barely heard him say that lol. Good ear, hilarious.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 4 роки тому +82

      Brilliant line. I'll have to use something like it on my friends :)
      It's at 43:14 for anyone curious.

    • @hellottyl1607
      @hellottyl1607 4 роки тому +9

      He said that as I read the comment

    • @DarkJak337
      @DarkJak337 3 роки тому +27

      That's what I love about Bob. He did that in their Among Us play as well. "It can't be 'I don't remember who', because he was doing Simon Says for an EMBARRASSINGLY long time."

    • @Madame_Brock
      @Madame_Brock 2 роки тому +3

      @@DarkJak337 they said wade, not bob

  • @JackAaron11
    @JackAaron11 6 років тому +6341

    Mark: Anyone want brick?
    Ethan: I want brick
    Mark: What do you want for it?
    Ethan: I w a n t b r i c k

  • @littlebugguy
    @littlebugguy 5 років тому +3199

    *_"Not even if I was made of SOAP. LEAVE me alone sir."_*

    • @lilsoup7816
      @lilsoup7816 4 роки тому +41

      woah, I read that quote exactly as I heard it. Let's just say, I wasn't prepared.

    • @sophiarichardson3760
      @sophiarichardson3760 4 роки тому +9

      So out of context

    • @williamshakespeare987
      @williamshakespeare987 4 роки тому +18

      And here i thought my English was art

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 3 роки тому +9

      I wonder if that line would make an interesting ringtone

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 3 роки тому +8

      @@williamshakespeare987 it's okay dude, we're all still learning! I'm sure you can come close to his greatness someday :)

  • @BubbleBAss-fi8jl
    @BubbleBAss-fi8jl 4 роки тому +3839

    Apparently Wade’s philosophy is to make an enemy with everyone, but not a threatening enemy, and not at anyone specifically

    • @annsh.6487
      @annsh.6487 4 роки тому +90

      I mean, he's the one teamiplier always antagonize for shits and giggles

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 4 роки тому +69

      you mean a nuisance?

    • @BubbleBAss-fi8jl
      @BubbleBAss-fi8jl 4 роки тому +27

      @@payton_bagel8317 yeah pretty much

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 3 роки тому +20

      "Come on guys, we know I just *am* a bad person" - Wade
      Uno, maybe?

    • @galdento2808
      @galdento2808 3 роки тому +6

      I'm sorry I just really love your name

  • @ComradeCheeze
    @ComradeCheeze 6 років тому +6694

    The percentage of what happens in this episode
    10% gameplay, 80% screwing around, 130% Ethan taking his turn.

  • @izzywizzy2673
    @izzywizzy2673 6 років тому +14520

    After watching a video of people playing it for almost 1 and a half hours, I can safely say that I still don’t really understand the rules

    • @Plaegu
      @Plaegu 5 років тому +136

      IzzyWizzy same

    • @seraphilight
      @seraphilight 5 років тому +1511

      Game is about gathering different types of resources to spend. You will not have everything you need, so you'll have to trade. You are trying to be the first to ten points, or more with expansions.
      Where you place your settlements is where you get resources if the numbers of the biomes around get rolled.
      First person places down a free settlement and road, then it goes down until last person who gets to place two of each. Location is very important. Second location gives you all resources around it for free.
      Every turn someone rolls the dice. EVERYONE who has a biome by a settlement with the number shown gets a resource of THEIR biome (a four may give someone wool and another wood)They then commence trading, once done they can build as many things as they can afford. Or buy a development card.
      You cannot build within two spaces of another settlement. You can bisect someones road, and this ruins their "longest road" reward. Longest road needs 5 roads, and largest army needs 3 knights. You can steal both of these by having more, each card giving two points. Settlements give 1 point, and once you run out you HAVE to build cities to return your settlement pieces in order to build more. CIties give 2 points (but overlap the settlement point so you just get another point when you build them.)
      Development cards do things like just give you an extra point, give you a knight to move the robber and build your army for the largest army card, just build two extra roads, declare a monopoly on one resource type, etc.
      Game also has ports, which lets you trade either any 3 resources for 1 thing, instead of the normal 4, or 2 of ONE type for one resource. So it's good to have a monopoly on something like bricks then have a brick port.
      RObber gets moved on a 7. You block off someone collecting resources by placing it on one of their biomes, and then you get to steal a random resource from their hand. Only one person even if you block two. You also discard half your hand ONLY WHEN ROBBER I ROLLED if you have over... 7 cards??? or was it 10...

    • @benem807
      @benem807 5 років тому +251

      @@seraphilight Damn

    • @QuTon_Ya
      @QuTon_Ya 5 років тому +177

      goal is to get the most points, you get points from specific cards and longest road. goal is normly 8 or 12 points. you make roads and houses with suplys, you gain suplies when you have a house on one of em and when the number is rolled

    • @chaosfountain9550
      @chaosfountain9550 5 років тому +82

      @@seraphilight its over 7 cards, nice explanation i love that game

  • @jooniperlynn
    @jooniperlynn 5 років тому +2262

    Ethan: I want brick
    Mark: what do you want for it?
    Ethan: .. I want brick
    Can't lie, I played that over and over and giggled for a good 10 minutes

  • @lymphaticjeopardy
    @lymphaticjeopardy 4 роки тому +735

    Ethan's "Are you scheming against me?" is so adorable while managing to be vaguely threatening

  • @natesmomma76
    @natesmomma76 6 років тому +554

    "Im gonna turn these two sheep into a wood" ah yes.. the power of alchemy

  • @christahale7462
    @christahale7462 6 років тому +300

    "Go ahead, place it anywhere" *Places it in the middle of the tile*

  • @sentinelvortex8433
    @sentinelvortex8433 5 років тому +2181

    Meanwhile in Ethan’s chat:
    Lithium
    Krypton
    Potassium
    Depression
    Germanium

  • @oscarrickyh02
    @oscarrickyh02 4 роки тому +463

    Ethan's strategy throughout the whole game: "idk, i just like trading and giving stuff"

  • @cheyennedemapan
    @cheyennedemapan 4 роки тому +358

    50:29 Wade: "Ethan's so sweet and nice, and I just feel like I should 𝙬𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚."

  • @-tee-
    @-tee- 4 роки тому +531

    I like how you can randomly see Ethan's mouse whizzing around the screen because he has a 0.3 second attention span

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 3 роки тому +33

      I feel very called out because I kept getting distracted from the actual game to watch his mouse lmao

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +18

      My ADHD brother

    • @DrxftKxller213
      @DrxftKxller213 3 роки тому +12

      Man, ethan’s ADHD is kinda adorable yet hella relatable.

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 2 роки тому +4

      I do that too. It's the physical unrest part (H), not the lacking attention part (AD).

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 роки тому +5

      I mean so does everyone else when it wasn’t their turns. It’s just preparing for what to do next

  • @alyxburton3245
    @alyxburton3245 5 років тому +1581

    Ethan: *puts house in middle of tile*
    Everyone else: *laughs hysterically*

  • @haleylampley1056
    @haleylampley1056 6 років тому +290

    lmao, ethan at the end "I think overall, I did pretty dope."
    "Yeah, 24 victory points."

  • @Gabby-so1je
    @Gabby-so1je 6 років тому +646

    here are the rules so no one has to go digging for them:
    Each terrain hex is marked with a die roll number. Each player who owns a settlement adjacent to a terrain hex marked with the number rolled receives a resource produced by this hex. Hills produce brick, forests produce lumber, mountains produce ore, fields produce grain, and pastures produce wool.
    We use these resources to expand across Catan: we build roads and new settlements, or we upgrade our existing settlements to cities. For example, a road costs 1 brick and 1 lumber. If we do not have the necessary resources, we can acquire them by trading with our opponents.
    Each settlement is worth 1 victory point and each city is worth 2 victory points. If you expand cleverly, you may be the first player to reach 10 victory points and thus win the game!
    Edit: i’m glad i could help everyone :)

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 років тому +575

    _IN THE THUMBNAIL, ETHAN _*_STILL_*_ DOESNT GET A BEARD_

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 6 років тому +437

    So the moral of the story is: You Right.

  • @zachhartman1045
    @zachhartman1045 5 років тому +396

    Ethan: helps everyone
    Wade: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career.

  • @nurfskrma5748
    @nurfskrma5748 6 років тому +856

    Mark's reaction to Ethan everytime he wants to trade with him is simply hilarious.
    *B E G O N E !!!*

    • @altoidman4300
      @altoidman4300 6 років тому +5

      BEGONE LIBERAL

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 6 років тому +17

      He's every NPC in Civilization when you want to do a trade.

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 4 роки тому +4

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla The NPC in Civ when you offer them 2 luxuries they don't have in exchange for a luxury that they have 2 of...

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +9

      @@AlyssMa7rin not even if I was made of SOAP good sir

  • @marvelman3164
    @marvelman3164 4 роки тому +2138

    Mark: “Ethan I’m never going to help you again”
    Then came Unus Annus

  • @drawingtr6300
    @drawingtr6300 6 років тому +1430

    Now you have to play DnD and I will be able to sleep soundly.

    • @gryffinpuff4343
      @gryffinpuff4343 6 років тому +28

      Drawingtr all of the yes

    • @shawnathon54
      @shawnathon54 6 років тому +44

      YOU RIGHT

    • @Lillith_10
      @Lillith_10 6 років тому +20

      THANK GOD THERE'S SOMEONE ELS WHO HAD THE SAME IDEA.

    • @flaredragoon8922
      @flaredragoon8922 6 років тому +46

      Is anyone else already picturing how epic it would be to have mark as a barbarian flying into a rage and just screaming on a show like crit roll or DCA?

    • @evynfallon2875
      @evynfallon2875 6 років тому +4

      YES PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEEE

  • @dreamonmc
    @dreamonmc 4 роки тому +478

    Them simultaneously being mean to Ethan while calling him bud and bub is very cute

    • @quibblemellow
      @quibblemellow 4 роки тому +1

      Aw i love that pfp :]

    • @intalent
      @intalent 3 роки тому +6

      I think it's super condescending... but Ethan was being annoying

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous 2 роки тому +2

      The Bob Classic

  • @TheMangaanimefreak
    @TheMangaanimefreak 6 років тому +1018

    Ethan: “My chat for some reason is just listing the periodic table...and I don’t know why.”
    I love how Ethan (and the others) talk about their chat like I talk about my pets.
    Me on the phone, notices my dog: “Mika is licking her private parts on my carpet, just why?”

    • @nickywallington9166
      @nickywallington9166 6 років тому +84

      This is particularly interesting considering Ethan’s girlfriend is also named Mika

    • @TheMangaanimefreak
      @TheMangaanimefreak 6 років тому +27

      How did I not know he had a girlfriend named Mika?!? Seriously? You’re not pulling my leg are you?

    • @jaymowis
      @jaymowis 6 років тому +14

      ZaphiraRider it is the truth

    • @mightyborges9473
      @mightyborges9473 5 років тому +20

      Why were they posting the periodic table btw?

    • @thinkingofaname4342
      @thinkingofaname4342 5 років тому +6

      @@mightyborges9473 idk

  • @pupcakeninja
    @pupcakeninja 5 років тому +1633

    I feel such a kinship with Ethan right now. This is exactly like me when friends try to teach me new board games.

    • @aegis5131
      @aegis5131 4 роки тому +8

      That's so me with card games. Till this day I still don't understand Rook ☠️

    • @mallowfly7655
      @mallowfly7655 4 роки тому +20

      Pupcake Ninja especially with that _”What?”_ at 1:33

    • @sherylw4599
      @sherylw4599 4 роки тому +20

      Ditto. Every time they tell Ethan "you can't do that" I remember why I haven't played Catan in years.

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer 4 роки тому +14

      especially since they don't even explain it fully or in a good, understandable way, because they don't realize you have no idea what's going on. And my favourite, "you'll learn as we go along" like no sis, teach me now, don't be lazy. Then you can't be angry at me when I'm taking too long or do something wrong.
      Also, this game seems complicated as fuck, whoever came up with it must have been really bored...

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +9

      @@DeeFightingDreamer this feels like the kind of game that makes sense if you already know it, but is impossible to explain to someone who doesn't

  • @thieux2442
    @thieux2442 6 років тому +282

    There’s part of me that loves the saga of Mark using the same exact pic of him for his thumbnails.

  • @ViserraTargaryen220
    @ViserraTargaryen220 6 років тому +494

    1:00:53 “I want brick.”
    1:08:48 The rare BobScreech.

  • @rubyjackson6861
    @rubyjackson6861 4 роки тому +212

    Within the first two minutes, we see another example of Ethan’s Law in action

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +7

      what's Ethan's Law?

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer 3 роки тому +41

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Because Ethan can't function when being on camera, there's time added to the timer for what Ethan wanted to do but couldn't because of who he is as a person. Ethan's law was coined by Mark E. Fishbach in a -REDACTED- video on a -REDACTED- channel, where it first came into play.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +2

      @@DeeFightingDreamer so with the personal extension of the let's play curse

    • @AliawooYT
      @AliawooYT Рік тому +2

      Nah Ethan's just stupid- XD
      All of them are incomprehensibly stupid at completely random points in random videos for absolutely no reason-
      And that's why I love them. They remind me of me every day of my life- XD

  • @ppbandit8832
    @ppbandit8832 4 роки тому +137

    42:23 *not even if I was made of SOAP! leave me alone sir*

  • @fbi9711
    @fbi9711 6 років тому +613

    Mark's beard in the thumbnail makes him look like a civil war general

    • @andrewbergin9084
      @andrewbergin9084 6 років тому +12

      FBI he looks more like he’s about to tell people of the good old days of making cave paintings

    • @thatbandnerd4887
      @thatbandnerd4887 6 років тому +8

      Dude your username just makes your comment even more funny 😭

    • @re6n
      @re6n 6 років тому +3

      Can you please stop spying on me

    • @minigreek9515
      @minigreek9515 6 років тому +1

      FBI yup

    • @fbiinvestigator4825
      @fbiinvestigator4825 6 років тому +2

      This is alpha 173isfuck, i'm requesting more reinforcements, maybe the national guard should be called

  • @sm1tty.
    @sm1tty. 6 років тому +646

    Literally no one: "The desert!"
    Ethan: "I CRAVE THAT MINERAL"

  • @ianfairfield8373
    @ianfairfield8373 4 роки тому +61

    I keep coming back to this video for the humor and tactics. The longer I watch, the more I imagine Bob as a tired farmer, Mark the grudged ore master, Wade the sly peasant, and Eef as a novice lumber man.

  • @virtzrl
    @virtzrl 2 роки тому +28

    56:35
    Mark: "You guys just make life so fun!"
    Ethan: " Alright, *I think my life is over* "

  • @T3ctonicPlays
    @T3ctonicPlays 6 років тому +283

    You know you are early when the max resolution is still 360p

    • @konkedo-z4s
      @konkedo-z4s 6 років тому +3

      for me the only resolution is 360p

    • @bobbyxu7704
      @bobbyxu7704 6 років тому +1

      The same thing happened to me

    • @hayleyscarberry
      @hayleyscarberry 6 років тому +1

      @znushu Not really. You can still see good enough at 360p.

    • @Ice-en4sc
      @Ice-en4sc 6 років тому +2

      I have 144 and 360 that's it

    • @wolfiekohaku3702
      @wolfiekohaku3702 6 років тому +1

      Mine is maxed out at 480p

  • @ctb5758
    @ctb5758 6 років тому +310

    anyone else extremely confused but enjoying it anyway

  • @h3ro0fhyrule40
    @h3ro0fhyrule40 5 років тому +91

    Someone's probably already done this, but I'm gonna say it regardless.
    "What I do with my sheep is my business." -Wade, 2019

  • @danieloceansmith3156
    @danieloceansmith3156 4 роки тому +328

    Wade trying to mob someone in mideval times:
    SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!!
    Mark:..... a newt?
    Wade:......... I got better.

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 роки тому +14

      This comment spawned from Ethan saying wade would be great in mideval times

    • @-tee-
      @-tee- 4 роки тому +22

      I love Monty Python! My family quotes it all the time!
      "She's a witch!"
      "BURN HERRR!!!"

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +3

      @@-tee- which is your favorite part of the movie

    • @-tee-
      @-tee- 4 роки тому +10

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I really like the part where he's trying to recruit the French and he says "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" or the The Rabbit of Caerbannog

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +4

      @@-tee- ah, classics

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 6 років тому +397

    *10 min in and they have yet to even start. This is what i subbed for*

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 5 років тому +1

      2 minutes in and they've already started. What are you on about?

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 5 років тому +4

      @@ownthevoid The first part is the "setup" basically they place their houses and all that but it's not the actual game itself.

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 5 років тому +1

      @@mothcatcher893 well yeah I know how it works, I've played it. But the setup is still playing.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 років тому +1037

    Settlers of Catan but the game doesn’t have any settlements.

    • @Ana-kr5jp
      @Ana-kr5jp 6 років тому +3

      How to properly clean your metal computer W-what?

    • @Woolyyymammoth
      @Woolyyymammoth 6 років тому +25

      You right

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 6 років тому +25

      *A Settlement Needs Your Help, I'll Mark It On Your Map*

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 6 років тому +12

      @@brycevo The settlement of Catan needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.

    • @kray7920
      @kray7920 6 років тому +8

      Don't worry I'll mark one on your map

  • @Braxden3190
    @Braxden3190 4 роки тому +92

    12:00
    Everyone: talking
    Wade: "I'm dying right now"
    Everyone: keeps talking

  • @Biggertoe28
    @Biggertoe28 4 роки тому +492

    I’m desperate for any Ethan and mark content after unus annus by this point

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 5 років тому +105

    44:50 "I can't get wheat, it's my one weakness"
    Would you say it's your one... Wheat-ness?

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 4 роки тому +102

    Wade: I'm going to play this knight.
    Bob: You just got it, you can't play it.
    Wade: Alright I'm going to play this knight.
    Bob: You just got it, you can't play it.
    Wade: *I'm going to play one of these three knights, not all of which I just got!*

  • @gbjsyzftbcacjyfubjygkgcjae3182
    @gbjsyzftbcacjyfubjygkgcjae3182 4 роки тому +37

    11:06 IT MAKES YOUR NECK STAND UP? HOW F A S C I N A T I N G

  • @ashtrash1375
    @ashtrash1375 6 років тому +80

    19:25 ad for Catan casually pops up
    Me: excuse me wtf?
    Me:
    Me: maybe it can actually explain wtf is going on

  • @charlieriback
    @charlieriback 6 років тому +74

    41:57, 47:21, and 1:18:19 are all of Mark's "trades" with Ethan

    • @xX123Dorian123Xx
      @xX123Dorian123Xx 6 років тому +9

      Well Mark is a man of his words, he said he won't help him ever aagain, and he didn't XD

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 6 років тому +3

      You know what I came back to the video for.

    • @Amixan0402
      @Amixan0402 5 років тому +2

      You have to love ethans enthusiasm

  • @freckledcracker1481
    @freckledcracker1481 5 років тому +3076

    I just realized Bob's full first name is Robert and that was a surreal experience, let me just say.
    I don't think my body was ready for being that level of woke.

    • @Mewz123
      @Mewz123 5 років тому +178

      *insert cat transcendence meme*

    • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
      @captincrisspantssayshi3221 5 років тому +39

      Wahhhh how’d you find that out?

    • @freckledcracker1481
      @freckledcracker1481 5 років тому +218

      @@captincrisspantssayshi3221 Robert is how you get Rob, and Rob is how you get Bob. Every Bob's real name is Robert.

    • @xxthisisyournamexx5073
      @xxthisisyournamexx5073 5 років тому +250

      robert ross

    • @atlas7592
      @atlas7592 5 років тому +124

      @@xxthisisyournamexx5073 I'm up at 1:41 am and I laughed so hard at that and I have no fucking idea why

  • @OrangeAceGaming
    @OrangeAceGaming 3 роки тому +30

    11:02 I cannot stop laughing at this! Wow that was PERFECT line delivery with that vocal effect!!

  • @toyjam2
    @toyjam2 6 років тому +125

    I love how Mark was so humbled when Amy gave him a drink. It just warms my heart how humble he is with his big ego. It shows that the small thing matter.😊😎😁

    • @violetmerkaba147
      @violetmerkaba147 6 років тому +1

      Who's Amy though?

    • @ioladear14
      @ioladear14 6 років тому +2

      @@violetmerkaba147 his girlfriend!

    • @violetmerkaba147
      @violetmerkaba147 6 років тому +1

      @@ioladear14 Oh wow :)

    • @TheNithal
      @TheNithal 6 років тому +4

      That’s not humble (humility) it’s gratitude.

  • @maevemilless4561
    @maevemilless4561 4 роки тому +121

    Mark: Does anyone want brick, I have a sh*tload of it
    Eef: yes, I would like brick
    Mark: Whadya want for it?
    Eef: ... i wan bric

  • @wilsonmartinez5149
    @wilsonmartinez5149 6 років тому +166

    Wade: I have no brick and an awful sheep
    Mark: what’s wrong with your sheep
    Me: it only has one leg!

    • @anhedonicauthor
      @anhedonicauthor 6 років тому +3

      Lilly Baker Wilson Martinez was making a reference to Markiplier’s play through of The Killing Floor, where he loses a leg, and is then given high heels, which prevent sprinting, but are obviously redundant because he can’t sprint with one leg. This is all in the animation by Freyjin, which I would recommend as it is hilarious.

    • @felix815
      @felix815 6 років тому +2

      What if we're overthinking it and it wasnt a reference and the commentor thought saying 'one leg' would make someone laugh? *i laughed*

    • @wilsonmartinez5149
      @wilsonmartinez5149 6 років тому +2

      Aero it’s both a reference and I figured someone would get a laugh out of it.

    • @kondor6222
      @kondor6222 6 років тому +1

      @@anhedonicauthor I'm pretty sure it was The Killing Room bacause The Killing Floor is that game where you have 6 classes, waves of monsters, and shopping between the waves.

  • @floofybunnyz
    @floofybunnyz 5 років тому +241

    Wade got three sevens in a row..... LordMinion777....
    C O I N C I D E N C E?

    • @goodmorning4498
      @goodmorning4498 4 роки тому +5

      Jebus! I never realised that.

    • @pianoholic1727
      @pianoholic1727 4 роки тому

      @@goodmorning4498 it's spelled jesus

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +13

      There was also a moment in a Monopoly video where he ended up with exactly $777. There's some sort of conspiracy here...

    • @trottinboots
      @trottinboots 3 роки тому +8

      I THINK NOT!

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id 3 роки тому +4

      @@trottinboots finally someone said it

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 6 років тому +196

    “Wade, i love you but you’re one of the laziest people i know.”
    Me @ myself

  • @twistedblast5253
    @twistedblast5253 6 років тому +42

    This is now a board game channel and I love it

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 років тому +618

    I love the Thumbnail. Everyone has a Beard... Except little Ethan

  • @aurathedoof3037
    @aurathedoof3037 5 років тому +40

    "What are the odds that I'll roll a seven?"
    As an avid DnD player, a 7 is literally the most statistically probably roll on 2D6 (two six-sided dice)

  • @acecola8295
    @acecola8295 6 років тому +505

    You know what would make these games better?
    BARBERA!

  • @DecafInvidia
    @DecafInvidia 6 років тому +52

    Oh god Catan.... It's the board game version of the simulation strategy of Civilizations combined with the ruthlessness of screwing over your friends in horriffic tabletop games.

  • @smleeish
    @smleeish 6 років тому +233

    Ethan: What would you like for-
    Mark: NO I WANT NOTHING FROM YOU BEGONE.
    Ethan, you sweet, sweet innocent child 😂

  • @2cgaming808
    @2cgaming808 5 років тому +228

    _Not even if I was made of _*_SOAP._*

  • @reginahockert7659
    @reginahockert7659 6 років тому +116

    When Ethan first said "Disguise the penis" I swear I heard "The skys the penis"... slightly different game

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 6 років тому +5

      i died when they just dropped a bowl on it

    • @jooniperlynn
      @jooniperlynn 5 років тому

      I DID TOO!

  • @ryansalmon6411
    @ryansalmon6411 5 років тому +283

    Wade: "rhino-oreassasauruses"
    Mark: "That's a thing, I've heard of that, yeah."
    😂😂😂
    (1:03:49)

  • @WeebleLZ20
    @WeebleLZ20 4 роки тому +46

    Mark: *helps Ethan*
    Ethan: *argues with Mark*

  • @marksmanof117b
    @marksmanof117b 4 роки тому +43

    I played this with my friends that actual physical game. One of them ended up monopolizing the sheep. At first we treated it as a joke. Then when we ran out of sheep, none of us could win because he held ALL the sheep. He became the sheep god. The rest of the game was him extorting us, because we needed sheep to do anything. He ended up wining. To this day, I fucking hate him.
    Catan: The game that kills your friendships.

    • @feralmagick7177
      @feralmagick7177 Рік тому +4

      Bro, how did you not roll a 7 at all. The robber forced everyone who has more than 7 cards to halve their cards and return the lesser half to the resource bank.

  • @audiorandoyt1281
    @audiorandoyt1281 4 роки тому +14

    2:35 "AMY... I'M MARK! AMY" ~ Bob 2019

  • @cthulhuwua5354
    @cthulhuwua5354 3 роки тому +25

    "Not even if I was made of soap," is the best thing I have ever heard. I use that like all the time now

  • @EdenWoofWoof
    @EdenWoofWoof 4 роки тому +41

    1:32
    Ethan's WHAT killed me

  • @boyrios8813
    @boyrios8813 3 роки тому +15

    21:20 wade's burst of laughter 😂
    25:40 "This'll be fascinating to watch"
    33:43 Build up to another

  • @wally4golly
    @wally4golly 6 років тому +78

    You think I have time to watch an hour damn long episode?
    (Proceeds to watch) You are really something else.

  • @nara-ue4iu
    @nara-ue4iu 6 років тому +528

    I love Mark and Ethan so much:
    Ethan: being a dork and basically calling himself dumb while Mark tried to help him
    Angry Mark: WhY ArE YOu ARguIng whiT me, Am on yOur siDe!
    My two little beans❤️

    • @wobblybeefus8885
      @wobblybeefus8885 5 років тому +39

      And now they have their own channel.
      UNUS ANNUS!

    • @Lonely_bin420
      @Lonely_bin420 4 роки тому +9

      @@wobblybeefus8885 AND ITS THE BEST
      anyone who doesnt love unus annus is going to die with the channel hahah jk

    • @mr.awesome7552
      @mr.awesome7552 4 роки тому +5

      @Wobbly Beefus *cult

    • @mooganthebruno8073
      @mooganthebruno8073 4 роки тому

      @@mr.awesome7552 no

    • @andyo3637
      @andyo3637 4 роки тому

      @@mooganthebruno8073 yes

  • @dilllweed_mcgee
    @dilllweed_mcgee 6 років тому +396

    I wish people would stop complaining about Sean not being here, because OF COURSE he's not here, he lives in a completely different time zone, he's like 8 hours ahead of everyone in this group. That crazy time difference makes it hard for them to livestream together for a long time. Peens in a Podcast is live for like 6 hours a day, if Sean did livestream with them at the time they went live every Tuesday he would literally not get any sleep that night. So please just let it go. Jesus.

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 6 років тому +54

      Rachel Thank you for saying this! It’s so annoying to me when I’m reading funny comments in the comments section, I just see some fan girl screaming her head off about where the hell jack is!

    • @keiarahsantos8647
      @keiarahsantos8647 6 років тому +20

      @@suned3128 I agree but I guess people enjoyed when they all played together lol. They must not understand the time zone difference or maybe just don't care 🤔

    • @altoidman4300
      @altoidman4300 6 років тому +21

      Thank you for actually realizing that there are different time zones so I am not alone in the comments, being the one person who knows why Jack isn't there.

    • @aussie_beef527
      @aussie_beef527 6 років тому +4

      i havent seen anyone bring this up negatively, why beat a dead horse smh

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 6 років тому +18

      @@aussie_beef527 Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not there. This comment was obviously made at a time where the comments complained about were annoyingly common.

  • @orpheusswanson2349
    @orpheusswanson2349 6 років тому +463

    *so we're just not gonna talk about how Bob said: "WHEAT ME DADDY!" ?*

  • @jeycrolla
    @jeycrolla 5 років тому +42

    just from watching them (and my low effort levels) i can't figure out how this game works, WHICH MEANS i have finally found a good background noise series!!!

    • @Arzon527
      @Arzon527 3 роки тому +7

      I love that other people just use streams for background noise. Especially Marks near constant giggly laughter is just a piece of tape holding down the dopamine button in my brain.

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 6 років тому +131

    Watching them play Settlers of Catan is just the best thing ever.

  • @Julia-kw1hu
    @Julia-kw1hu 6 років тому +151

    Get Jack to play uno with you guy so wade doesn’t have to endure Barbara

  • @erinsisk4109
    @erinsisk4109 3 роки тому +22

    7:47 “there’s something happening to the bowl”
    *bowl god incoming*

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 6 років тому +58

    Who wants to start a betting pool until they start playing D&D or something.
    I say a month.

    • @brennend.8629
      @brennend.8629 6 років тому +6

      I would love that, i would love even more for them to get utterly confused about casting rules. lmao

    • @luxwitch4200
      @luxwitch4200 6 років тому +6

      I'm on board, I'm really eager to see them play, since the first time Mark mentioned a possible D&D session and we are not alone, I've seen other comments about it... IT'S TIME!

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 6 років тому +1

      I'm game. How much we betting?

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 6 років тому

      cant wait for that stream

    • @songbird515
      @songbird515 6 років тому +1

      I need these guys playing D&D right now

  • @Skullatone
    @Skullatone 5 років тому +55

    42:09 i feel like this made me crack up too much

    • @Amixan0402
      @Amixan0402 4 роки тому +11

      47:37 and 1:18:37 as well

    • @Skullatone
      @Skullatone 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my god you're right!

    • @Amixan0402
      @Amixan0402 Рік тому +2

      Mark is the embodiment of I will die on my hill and u can't do anything about it

  • @scapularrhyme
    @scapularrhyme 6 років тому +361

    Is anyone else COMPLETELY confused about this game?

    • @karokostrzewska2837
      @karokostrzewska2837 6 років тому +7

      Yes

    • @yujinnn1505
      @yujinnn1505 6 років тому +6

      Yep :/

    • @madengineerkyouma
      @madengineerkyouma 6 років тому +7

      No, because I played it a few times

    • @emmaw.8212
      @emmaw.8212 6 років тому +5

      Ya...

    • @PhoenixNL72-DEGA-
      @PhoenixNL72-DEGA- 6 років тому +9

      I've just posted a comment with the rules. (I've been doing that for all the Catan video's that where already posted on Bob's channel (Muyskerm))

  • @saschalevi6486
    @saschalevi6486 4 роки тому +11

    This is my go-to whenever I need to shut my brain off for a while but still want noise. Whether I'm in pain or just tired, I can turn this on, shut my eyes and everything else just washes away.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 років тому +195

    Catan is a society and we live in it

    • @schizophrenicspider4639
      @schizophrenicspider4639 6 років тому

      How the heck do you live in a board game?

    • @T-Jex
      @T-Jex 6 років тому +3

      Text placed in the bottom of the screen

  • @Natalie-sq4nf
    @Natalie-sq4nf 6 років тому +81

    yesterday marked 4 years since 6 million, damn. been around along time. watching this channel grow has been incredible, and i will continue to support you. :)

    • @Tyrean65
      @Tyrean65 6 років тому +4

      i've been watching since about the same milestone. the channel has grown so much over the years, and i wish him the best.

    • @toxicpoi3on
      @toxicpoi3on 6 років тому +4

      Been watching since around 4,000,000

    • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
      @captincrisspantssayshi3221 5 років тому +1

      Woah am I late to the party. I joined the community at like 16million

  • @vampyrmagpie
    @vampyrmagpie 4 роки тому +79

    comfort content seekers after unus annus ends welcome

  • @kizme6698
    @kizme6698 4 роки тому +85

    11:03 Ethan sounds like the Hitachiin twins from Ouran HS Host Club :0

    • @Ben-ut3hf
      @Ben-ut3hf 4 роки тому +3

      You right

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure that's actually Bob. it does sound a lot like Ethan though

  • @valariedean8737
    @valariedean8737 6 років тому +237

    An hour and a half of them playing, I still don't understand this game lmao
    Edit: Thank you for the likes ❤️

  • @Lex-dw7ng
    @Lex-dw7ng 6 років тому +46

    We just not gonna talk about 25:00? Okay that's cool too, I guess

  • @mycroft3322
    @mycroft3322 5 років тому +12

    54:47 “Have I been screwed?” *NO*
    😂😂

  • @iamannpc
    @iamannpc 4 роки тому +20

    I love how Bob mentioned in one video that he hated someone calling him daddy. And now.............
    Bob 2019: W H E A T M E D A D D Y!!!!

  • @joshonyoutube5711
    @joshonyoutube5711 6 років тому +105

    Omg it’s been sooooo long since Ethan has been featured in a video not a livestream

    • @fromthecherryvine
      @fromthecherryvine 6 років тому +4

      I mean-- this was a livestream, but yeah

    • @erc6943
      @erc6943 6 років тому +4

      He doesn’t work for mark anymore

    • @quannino0461
      @quannino0461 6 років тому +2

      @@erc6943 ikr..he barely talk in this gameplay..only when his turn he talks..i think mark should replace him with barbara that way we get to hear wade explodes

    • @mojavecourier6987
      @mojavecourier6987 6 років тому +2

      They stream their podcast every Tuesday on Twitch

    • @ShaOryDow
      @ShaOryDow 6 років тому +1

      Ethan wasn't featured in a video not too long ago where they were trying to make food.

  • @SuspiciousKoala
    @SuspiciousKoala 6 років тому +171

    The lack of understanding the rules hurts...

    • @ocean6067
      @ocean6067 6 років тому +12

      Jff007 Settlements go in any corner, but have to be two spaces from each other. The logs are roads which you can expand your settlements on. The red numbers have the highest chance of getting you more resources. If someone roles an 8, for example, anyone with a settlement on one of the 8’s gets a resource. :D

    • @SuspiciousKoala
      @SuspiciousKoala 6 років тому +7

      @@ocean6067 Yep, haha! I was referring to the players in this case ;) Especially with the robber stuff

    • @wolfsgames1849
      @wolfsgames1849 6 років тому +8

      @@SuspiciousKoala tbh i have no idea how to play it either

    • @addyd6222
      @addyd6222 6 років тому

      Cogitare I tried playing it but got so frustrated I quit

    • @addyd6222
      @addyd6222 6 років тому +1

      NoisyCricket42 omg I am going to screenshot this thanks a lot!

  • @itzlia2478
    @itzlia2478 6 років тому +15

    I like how Amy comes in to bring him food in every other videos, its so sweet😃😄

  • @hannachiakari4308
    @hannachiakari4308 4 роки тому +21

    wade: "that's hella cup size"
    me: choking* ....
    i'm sorry that's illegal.

  • @LlamaKingGaming
    @LlamaKingGaming 6 років тому +177

    FRAMES!

  • @Sunnybias
    @Sunnybias 6 років тому +61

    I do not understand this game at all(!!) but will watch it all.

  • @sagesmith3222
    @sagesmith3222 6 років тому +37

    15 mins in
    Mark " This is the slowest game."
    Notices the video is over an hour..
    Getting slower I guess....

  • @XhanAnimations
    @XhanAnimations 4 роки тому +17

    "I don't have anywhere I could've built this city-"
    Easy, Bob, on rock and roll

  • @quietlysilent
    @quietlysilent 5 років тому +20

    honestly I love all the streams Mark has been doing and how much he posts them. I love seeing him have fun with his friends

  • @jackdamon9960
    @jackdamon9960 6 років тому +21

    I’ve played this game with friends and we’ve gotten sooo heated, someone even flipped the board once