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  • @MrsPHoel
    @MrsPHoel 2 дні тому +1512

    This country continues to baffle me.

    • @Barbara-u5h
      @Barbara-u5h 2 дні тому +24

      No 💩

    • @woundedcrow4606
      @woundedcrow4606 2 дні тому +46

      Personally, I feel that our country has stumbled upon French Existentialism. It's difficult emotionally to care about everything all of the time so Americans elected a guy who doesn't really care about anything. The seemingly absurd nature of Trump is cathartic for people. He doesn't ask people to think or care about much. Even the persona he projects is French existentialist. The actor, the conqueror, the womanizer. People love it.

    • @jordanwolff5243
      @jordanwolff5243 2 дні тому

      ​@@woundedcrow4606 insightful

    • @ИванКожухов-щ3г
      @ИванКожухов-щ3г 2 дні тому

      Poor you

    • @TheDuravida
      @TheDuravida 2 дні тому +4

      That's only because you are lost

  • @wellingtoncrescent2480
    @wellingtoncrescent2480 2 дні тому +640

    "It was the best of Time, it was the worst of Time". With apologies to Charles Dickens.

    • @TheSlickmicks
      @TheSlickmicks 2 дні тому +17

      1938 Man of the Year = 2024 Man of the Year

    • @CrypticCocktails
      @CrypticCocktails 2 дні тому

      @@TheSlickmicks Seriously? TDS

    • @MWorsa
      @MWorsa 2 дні тому +8

      Took me a second read to get the joke, I almost corrected the quote lol

    • @catherineroche791
      @catherineroche791 2 дні тому +6

      The drones over NJ finally found out, it's Santa. That's the best I have heard for a while ...

    • @nerdvaniadotnet
      @nerdvaniadotnet 2 дні тому +5

      dont apologize, Dickens would had approved.....maybe..idk...

  • @ms51675
    @ms51675 2 дні тому +1878

    Trump shouldn't be on the cover of Time, he should be doing time!

    • @danielrasmussen2167
      @danielrasmussen2167 2 дні тому +17

      got 'im!

    • @danfrische3801
      @danfrische3801 2 дні тому +22

      Your puns are sublime,
      But your politics are grime

    • @3souris
      @3souris 2 дні тому +6

      LOOK him up!
      ...another late print great, along with LIFE.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 2 дні тому +12

      TRUEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 2 дні тому

      …for dropped charges brought on by the corrupt TaliBiden Administration (with Barack Hussein pulling the strings)?

  • @kellymikeyhall
    @kellymikeyhall 2 дні тому +180

    Thank you for the laughs. When Trump said she put the apple back in the refrigerator, I was thinking he's never grocery shopped in his life. 😂

    • @kennyb8834
      @kennyb8834 День тому +10

      She only put the apple back because she realized she didn't have the ID she needed for the checkout stand.

    • @ednanacar4330
      @ednanacar4330 День тому +10

      he made up the story....lol

    • @ronicasmith3956
      @ronicasmith3956 День тому +8

      We are in for some gold these next four years

    • @janetpattison8474
      @janetpattison8474 23 години тому +1

      Maybe it’s a Florida story, where just about everything goes in the refrigerator if it’s not in a can.

    • @lexa_power
      @lexa_power 14 годин тому +2

      He’s wild

  • @auslandermercury972
    @auslandermercury972 2 дні тому +184

    “Not like cable. We’re doing great!” As I watch on UA-cam 😂

    • @krook5158
      @krook5158 День тому +3

      Owned and produced by the same people and companies that make cable TV though...

    • @ronicasmith3956
      @ronicasmith3956 День тому +2

      Cable is the walking dead

  • @D.E.X
    @D.E.X 2 дні тому +1182

    It wasn't the Person of the Year. It was "The Person of Interest" in multiple crimes including seditious conspiracy.

    • @rriddick8571
      @rriddick8571 2 дні тому

      😂😂😂

    • @radinazamian1807
      @radinazamian1807 2 дні тому +24

      Yo we’re responsible, not because of not voting but because some of us ultimately believed his lies

    • @ramblingbill9101
      @ramblingbill9101 2 дні тому +3

      Nah, that’s bull.

    • @Jlin0012
      @Jlin0012 2 дні тому

      More like 80% of the population would rather go against their morale than seeing a women as president

    • @paxdriver
      @paxdriver 2 дні тому +21

      Has any citizen been convicted of more than 34 convictions this year? If so, I bet they at least paid something in taxes despite their crimes.. #justsaying

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 дні тому +760

    Just months ago, we all still had hope he'd do time. Remember then? Wasn't that nice? Yeah?
    Yeah.

    • @michaelnicholson297
      @michaelnicholson297 2 дні тому +44

      Pepperidge Farms Remembers

    • @stodo1337
      @stodo1337 2 дні тому +5

      Yeah...

    • @user-rw2em7kv7n
      @user-rw2em7kv7n 2 дні тому +7

      As usual, you guys are wrong😂

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 2 дні тому +17

      If you think about it, he did end up doing time, _just not the... Time we... wanted him to... do..._

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 2 дні тому

      ​@@user-rw2em7kv7nNo, we knew that Trump would get away with crimes yet again. It's literally all he does. That and lying.

  • @carlilelance
    @carlilelance 2 дні тому +290

    thank you, Daily Show, for keeping some of us sane

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому

      If you need the daily show to keep you sane then I truly pity your messed up brain.

    • @AmeliaRobinson-bq1hj
      @AmeliaRobinson-bq1hj 2 дні тому +3

      And your small group of sane will be reduce to nothing im very optimistic about future but let's see what happens 😂

    • @lenniBn
      @lenniBn 2 дні тому

      @@AmeliaRobinson-bq1hj “Reduced to nothing” means NO ONE will be sane??? In trump’s America you are probably right!

    • @newfiesig
      @newfiesig 2 дні тому +5

      Just the opposite, unfortunately.

    • @krook5158
      @krook5158 День тому +1

      'My daily dose of opinion shaping through... 'humor'.'

  • @artsiemama
    @artsiemama 2 дні тому +99

    That announcer for the Times clearly lost the coin toss to do this cover reveal 😅

    • @lexa_power
      @lexa_power 14 годин тому +5

      That was wild i kept thinking he was exaggerating but no he really looked actually depressed lol

  • @msjamesesq
    @msjamesesq 2 дні тому +196

    Troy Iwata has been a wonderful addition to the Daily Show correspondent cast.

    • @gnarly_charley
      @gnarly_charley 2 дні тому +3

      He's the standout

    • @aznboi023
      @aznboi023 2 дні тому +2

      cannot say the same about grace

    • @SebastianDingleswitch
      @SebastianDingleswitch 2 дні тому +4

      Troy's spectacular on this show but Josh Johnson's stand-up is so much more impressive than what he does on this show.

    • @bennywarroll5320
      @bennywarroll5320 День тому

      More left wing crazy people who only represents only a small portion of the population comes to find out

    • @rickalan4059
      @rickalan4059 День тому +4

      @@aznboi023 She’s finding her groove. Give her a little more time. ;)

  • @Rocketfist-g7o
    @Rocketfist-g7o 2 дні тому +448

    Criminal of the century

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому +1

      Nah that would go to Jordan Neely.

    • @abramschwarz3142
      @abramschwarz3142 2 дні тому

      Legendary, actually!?! Juuust wait until people see and hear what will be referenced by a plethora of media and mediums throughout the rest of the 21st century.. srsly. 😌🙌

    • @shaneconlon5116
      @shaneconlon5116 2 дні тому

      ​@@abramschwarz3142ua-cam.com/video/8R_s-HWxyuU/v-deo.htmlsi=CJtAmOIVmp9ChCTG

    • @dujematosic4051
      @dujematosic4051 2 дні тому +3

      KEEP CRYING

    • @lougar9003
      @lougar9003 2 дні тому +4

      What crimes? Did he get an 11yr pardon?

  • @gloriaterry333
    @gloriaterry333 2 дні тому +302

    Felon of the year!

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому +2

      Nah Jordan Neely and Luigi win that one.

    • @Bob-q7j4h
      @Bob-q7j4h 2 дні тому +6

      It should be on mad magazine

    • @bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g
      @bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g 2 дні тому

      i'm so glad to see where the low IQ science deniers are forming their opinions. 🤣🤣🤣 whats a women fellas? lol. how does it feel to know you tried to bankrupt, assassinate, and imprison somebody and you ARE STILL SO BLIND TO THINK YOU ARE NOT THE BAD GUY IN THIS STORY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is why american republicans will continue to win. better ideology, and just more intelligent. men can't get pregnant. i can't believe i have to tell you people that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g
      @bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g 2 дні тому

      i'm so glad to see where the low IQ science deniers are forming their opinions. 🤣🤣🤣 whats a women fellas? lol. how does it feel to know you tried to bankrupt, assassinate, and imprison somebody and you ARE STILL SO BLIND TO THINK YOU ARE NOT THE BAD GUY IN THIS STORY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is why american republicans will continue to win. better ideology, and just more intelligent. men can't get pregnant. i can't believe i have to tell you people that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 2 дні тому +2

      ...of the century

  • @ltho5616
    @ltho5616 2 дні тому +269

    If Trps story of the old lady were true, it would mean he stood there and never thought to actually help her.

    • @lisabishop6266
      @lisabishop6266 2 дні тому +35

      Just like he watched the old lady being only able to buy 2 out of 3 apples. Why didn't he buy her a bag full?? Are the groceries too expensive for him?? 😂😂😂

    • @into.the.wood.chipper.
      @into.the.wood.chipper. 2 дні тому +29

      @@lisabishop6266 I like how he just learned the word "grocery" and said he was one of the first to use the word. 🤣
      What a reject!

    • @waltergiles86
      @waltergiles86 2 дні тому +11

      Apples and 🍊 oranges? In a GROCERY STORE??? There's a joke
      in there somewhere 😊

    • @into.the.wood.chipper.
      @into.the.wood.chipper. 2 дні тому +14

      @waltergiles86 "Appeals and origins".

    • @coltekr
      @coltekr 2 дні тому +37

      Trump just standing inside a grocery store, staring at a random old lady buying apples and shaking his head solemnly, like he cares. 🤣🤣🤣 Even AI could come up with a more convincing story.

  • @Limubi1
    @Limubi1 2 дні тому +35

    Troy Iwata brings me so much joy

  • @Bakamoichigei
    @Bakamoichigei 2 дні тому +35

    As someone born in New Jersey, I can say that Troy is 100% correct; *No one in that state deserves joy.*

    • @caljn1
      @caljn1 2 дні тому +4

      Get some therapy for that pathetic self hatred.

    • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
      @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 8 годин тому +2

      I live in NJ and I think some of us need it :)
      We don’t all act like the sopranos

    • @Bakamoichigei
      @Bakamoichigei 8 годин тому +1

      @PremierCCGuyMMXVI Then maybe every set of Jersey plates I see up in VT need to stop driving like they're trying to _whack somebody._ 😜

  • @Br0nto5aurus
    @Br0nto5aurus 2 дні тому +371

    Sounds like the CEO of Time is looking for favor with Dear Leader.

    • @mattwtf49
      @mattwtf49 2 дні тому +30

      Along with Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos who just give Trumps inauguration fund 1 million dollars each.

    • @nolongerblocked6210
      @nolongerblocked6210 2 дні тому +31

      ​@@mattwtf49 billionaires giving other billionaires the old rub & tug isn't surprising

    • @leslieholm9542
      @leslieholm9542 2 дні тому

      Trump is not a leader he is a blackmailer.

    • @JosephWallace-xo8sg
      @JosephWallace-xo8sg 2 дні тому +27

      That editor looks miserable. Like telling a family their loved one passed.

    • @davidguelette7036
      @davidguelette7036 2 дні тому

      Zuckerberg, Bezos etc . all crawling in on their knees.

  • @edwardhamm5535
    @edwardhamm5535 2 дні тому +90

    Thank you Daily Show for clearing this all up. WHEW

  • @moshe_nativ
    @moshe_nativ 2 дні тому +150

    Poor old Granny Smith. Such a touching story. 😢

  • @sherrierodelander7907
    @sherrierodelander7907 2 дні тому +8

    The “shut up!!” Had me in stitches. This should be a reoccurring part where is just yells at ppl to shut up 😂

  • @keelahrose
    @keelahrose 2 дні тому +8

    How did I not see the Granny Smith joke coming!?

  • @xtuffcookiex
    @xtuffcookiex 2 дні тому +406

    TIME magazine forgot the word “Worst” in-front of person of the year

    • @elisekrentzelauthor
      @elisekrentzelauthor 2 дні тому +12

      Criminal of the year how dare they what a disgrace

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker 2 дні тому +21

      Because it isn't an award. It's supposed to be anyone who did the most that year for better or worse.
      Osama was supposed to win but TIME knew americans won't get the meaning of the title so they gave it to Giuliani.

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis 2 дні тому +6

      Fair, but I can think of 70+ million worse people.

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому

      @@gladtravis Welcome to the minority. Maybe you need another nose ring or tattoo. That might cheer ya up.

    • @soysaucefool
      @soysaucefool 2 дні тому +5

      People don't understand what this title is about, and it shows. And it's not an AWARD.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 2 дні тому +610

    2:44 I guarantee you not a soul in that room has ever set foot in a grocery store.

    • @Artemis_x98
      @Artemis_x98 2 дні тому +15

      Melania did for sure though. (Growing up in communist Slovenia) The rest yeah...

    • @stevechance150
      @stevechance150 2 дні тому +24

      Donald Trump has never been grocery shopping. NEVER.

    • @anthonygracey5528
      @anthonygracey5528 2 дні тому +26

      Or know any seniors who are financially struggling.

    • @alexyoungberg5232
      @alexyoungberg5232 2 дні тому +28

      I guarantee you there weren't any souls in that room

    • @alexyoungberg5232
      @alexyoungberg5232 2 дні тому +2

      I guarantee you there weren't any souls in that room

  • @MrGruffteddybear
    @MrGruffteddybear 2 дні тому +165

    Trump should be on the cover of Doing Time magazine.

    • @rriddick8571
      @rriddick8571 2 дні тому

      😂😂😂

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому +1

      For sure doing time in the white house for 4 years, with control of the senate and the house. LOL

    • @dujematosic4051
      @dujematosic4051 2 дні тому

      Cope

    • @bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g
      @bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g 2 дні тому

      i'm so glad to see where the low IQ science deniers are forming their opinions. 🤣🤣🤣 whats a women fellas? lol. how does it feel to know you tried to bankrupt, assassinate, and imprison somebody and you ARE STILL SO BLIND TO THINK YOU ARE NOT THE BAD GUY IN THIS STORY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is why american republicans will continue to win. better ideology, and just more intelligent. men can't get pregnant. i can't believe i have to tell you people that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @roswithahoffmann6279
      @roswithahoffmann6279 2 дні тому

      @@scottyheav give him the key to your bedroom😢oh,wait, I think he would prefer the code of your bank account.

  • @Grayves_X
    @Grayves_X 2 дні тому +20

    People forget that Time's Person of the Year isn't about the best person of the year, it's not an accolade. It's just the most notable people of the year and you can't say that Trump wasn't the most spoken about and featured person of the year

  • @robertsander-caceres5986
    @robertsander-caceres5986 2 дні тому +13

    Person of the year is Luigi.

  • @fvvfvbbbb
    @fvvfvbbbb 2 дні тому +180

    Thank you for the laughs we so need some right now 😅

    • @TulipIris7244
      @TulipIris7244 2 дні тому +3

      “Granny Smith” actually made me lol 🍏🍎🍏😂

    • @NickMayweather
      @NickMayweather День тому

      Trump is a piece of garbage

  • @wpl8275
    @wpl8275 2 дні тому +243

    Reminds me of Time's Person of the Year in 1938. 😉

    • @titichartay7216
      @titichartay7216 2 дні тому +35

      Oh yes, that is what I immediately thought too !

    • @pamlewis1183
      @pamlewis1183 2 дні тому +13

      Whoa!?!?! I'm thinking the same thing....

    • @dmp1962
      @dmp1962 2 дні тому +1

      Get real

    • @titichartay7216
      @titichartay7216 2 дні тому +1

      @dmp1962 are you implying there is no parallel to 1938 ? Because there can be no other reason that a felon is on the cover. Not the first time Time has used evil people.

    • @tokul76
      @tokul76 2 дні тому +1

      Minor figure from era of Time's person of 1939 and 1942.

  • @VictoriaKing-ui8mx
    @VictoriaKing-ui8mx 2 дні тому +121

    And it p’d me off and makes me sick. My blood pressure went through the roof. Money and power is put before morals! Putting trash on their cover is just disgusting! I bet they’re gonna have so many people unsubscribe to their magazine.

    • @virginiaconner3340
      @virginiaconner3340 2 дні тому +17

      Once anything or anyone becomes associated with Trump, decline in value or importance begins shortly thereafter.

    • @VictoriaKing-ui8mx
      @VictoriaKing-ui8mx 2 дні тому +8

      @ right! I’m serious I got a headache from my blood pressure going up so quick! This sheet with trump is literally making me physically sick!

    • @vixen0347
      @vixen0347 2 дні тому +7

      I won’t pick up that rag again!

    • @r34ct4
      @r34ct4 2 дні тому

      Breathe.

    • @MorshuGayming
      @MorshuGayming 2 дні тому +6

      Imagine how you'd react to person of the year 1938

  • @al0saif
    @al0saif 2 дні тому +13

    I'm Muslim and I found that hilarious 😅😅😅

  • @edwardrichardson7076
    @edwardrichardson7076 2 дні тому +9

    Time named Trump "Felon of the Year".

  • @TaxTheChurches.
    @TaxTheChurches. 2 дні тому +169

    They let Google decide person of the year. Count up the searches. The person of the year should be "what is a tariff? "

    • @barth9580
      @barth9580 2 дні тому

      If that true the person of the year should be Hot Milfs

    • @l.dfultz7129
      @l.dfultz7129 2 дні тому +2

      Marc Benioff loves Trump.

    • @Alexis-u9k
      @Alexis-u9k 2 дні тому +12

      Or " Can I change my vote ?"

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc 2 дні тому +2

      "Who's the tariff Sheriff to beware of takin' care of bizness?"

  • @brucerasbold2771
    @brucerasbold2771 2 дні тому +311

    You mean criminal of the year!

  • @theoriginalpandanon
    @theoriginalpandanon 2 дні тому +308

    Don’t forget that Time once named that German dictator with a funny mustache to be person of the year. It doesn’t mean much when you remember that.

    • @deny.defend.depose.2
      @deny.defend.depose.2 2 дні тому +35

      Oh, it means _everything_

    • @kittybluett8887
      @kittybluett8887 2 дні тому +16

      It means something to Donny

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 2 дні тому +9

      Yeah! My husband shared this information with me and I cried 😢

    • @rjd3wine
      @rjd3wine 2 дні тому +17

      Putin is a former "Person of the Year".

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 2 дні тому +62

      Time's Person of the Year *is not an award, nor an honor.* Is just the acknowledgment of the most influential person or thing in the past year. You bet the Austrian painter, Stalin, Putin, Khomeini, and others like them who made the cover, *did influence* the news in their times, isn't it? Please notice, another contender this year was Netanyahu...

  • @zach4463
    @zach4463 2 дні тому +4

    Once there was a man who went to buy a pack of Raman he didn't have enough money and the cashier just said take it. True story.

  • @connywolfram8305
    @connywolfram8305 2 дні тому +5

    Troy Iwata (and the current team of 'reporters' & hosts; minus Klepper) ----> is PRICELESS.
    ❤ it

  • @elianadosreis3025
    @elianadosreis3025 2 дні тому +58

    TIME SHAME ON YOU
    Put felony in front your MAGAZINE
    SMH

  • @SKuLKZ
    @SKuLKZ 2 дні тому +79

    Honestly this has been my favorite Michael Kosta episode.

    • @blakeseverson8003
      @blakeseverson8003 2 дні тому +6

      When he delivers his dry sarcasm correctly it’s gold.

  • @pradeepbasnet5815
    @pradeepbasnet5815 2 дні тому +82

    What an embarrassment and insult to USA. Seriously laughing from Mexico

    • @fvvfvbbbb
      @fvvfvbbbb 2 дні тому +11

      You better secure your border...I think a lot of us here in the US are going to sneak across and get out of here..😅

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому

      @@fvvfvbbbb You will be missed. LOL

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 2 дні тому

      You can only laugh.

    • @Neilleeds
      @Neilleeds 2 дні тому +3

      Everyone is laughing . Merica continues to be the dumbest country on the planet

    • @Tight_Conduct
      @Tight_Conduct День тому

      'cause you can't get back in LOL

  • @coreyzek
    @coreyzek 2 дні тому +3

    Finally Michael gets to host! 😊🎉🎉🎉

  • @patrickmaline4258
    @patrickmaline4258 День тому +7

    i couldn’t care less about time’s person of the year award.
    anything that distracts from reporting on global warming is equally disappointing. every news report about the economy should include the associated carbon footprint. after every commercial, the carbon footprint of the advertised products should be reported. the people need to know what’s happening, and corporate media isn’t telling them.

  • @Mekanik4u
    @Mekanik4u 2 дні тому +242

    Never been a better time to stop Time from another yr in magazines they just completwly shamed the last remnants of a failing rag

    • @Mapes2023
      @Mapes2023 2 дні тому +15

      🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯Incredible! Just smh in disgust.

    • @krishnamohan9477
      @krishnamohan9477 2 дні тому +11

      How many cons on times magazine cover till now?

    • @ramblingbill9101
      @ramblingbill9101 2 дні тому +1

      It’s all the Democrats fault. They falsely persecuted him and made him a hero.

    • @theguerrera9868
      @theguerrera9868 2 дні тому +12

      Person of the year does not mean best person of the year it means the most influential person of the year. H*tler and Putin have also both been person of the year.

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 2 дні тому +7

      Person of the Year is not an endorsement. It's simply the person who had the most impact on news and events for the year.

  • @Kelz_X
    @Kelz_X 2 дні тому +157

    Shame on you Time Magazine.

    • @arupguhathakurta1460
      @arupguhathakurta1460 2 дні тому

      Shame on the majority. Shame on women, shame on Latinos, shame on whites, shame on democracy itself 😅. Shame on everything but the actual loser😅😅

    • @RazorRamonElJefe
      @RazorRamonElJefe 2 дні тому +23

      Adolph was person of the year. Person of the year doesn't mean best person of the year.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 2 дні тому +12

      Its most influential. Hes a terrible person but you cant deny he was on the news constantly this year.

    • @BasicYTHandle
      @BasicYTHandle 2 дні тому +8

      @@2MeterLP Unfortunately, this just feeds his narcissism.

    • @bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g
      @bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g 2 дні тому

      i'm so glad to see where the low IQ science deniers are forming their opinions. 🤣🤣🤣 whats a women fellas? lol. how does it feel to know you tried to bankrupt, assassinate, and imprison somebody and you ARE STILL SO BLIND TO THINK YOU ARE NOT THE BAD GUY IN THIS STORY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is why american republicans will continue to win. better ideology, and just more intelligent. men can't get pregnant. i can't believe i have to tell you people that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @combabus
    @combabus 2 дні тому +145

    Free Brianna Boston! The 42 Year old mother of 3 was arrested for saying "Delay Deny Depose, you people are next" to her health insurance adjuster on the phone. No weapon or prior record, $100000 bail set in Lakeland, FL and a potential 15yr sentence. This is where we are now, people.

    • @Seilolo
      @Seilolo 2 дні тому +15

      😮😮

    • @lennythai5584
      @lennythai5584 2 дні тому +4

      There’s conflicting info I’ve been noticing. Was the one of the words “Delay” or “Defend?”

    • @kated3165
      @kated3165 2 дні тому +37

      Jesus. Parents who torture their kids to death don't even get 15 years...

    • @The_sinner_Jim_Whitney
      @The_sinner_Jim_Whitney 2 дні тому +14

      @@kated3165That’s because kids don’t run our nation.

    • @treelight1707
      @treelight1707 2 дні тому +13

      @@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney tell that to ''Man of the Year"

  • @SandDunesGuy
    @SandDunesGuy День тому +1

    Who knew my snarky level was low, thanks for the boost!

  • @MultiTrebleClef
    @MultiTrebleClef 2 дні тому +3

    The drone sightings remind me of the Chinese Balloon incident. First, it was a balloon. Now, there are multiple drones. Who knows?

    • @AtropineTT-00
      @AtropineTT-00 7 годин тому

      Well, everyone should have tighter control over their own balloons and drones, so they won’t scare off other people seeing them as threats. 😂

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 2 дні тому +93

    I guess being an actual person isn't a prerequisite.

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 2 дні тому +5

      Fun fact, in French "personne" also means NOBODY.

    • @feronanthus9756
      @feronanthus9756 2 дні тому +5

      the computer won in 82 so no, being a person isnt actually a prerequisite

    • @colorbugoriginals4457
      @colorbugoriginals4457 2 дні тому +1

      @@lorenzoblum868 nice 😂

  • @ignaciomingo8049
    @ignaciomingo8049 2 дні тому +52

    Granny Smith 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidgrein6294
    @davidgrein6294 2 дні тому +86

    I haven't read Time Magazine in years!

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 2 дні тому +8

      Not since US History in high school in 1965.

    • @kittybluett8887
      @kittybluett8887 2 дні тому +4

      Me too

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 дні тому +4

      I haven't read Time Magazine since 1938!

    • @mohar1513
      @mohar1513 2 дні тому +2

      Probably three decades

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 2 дні тому +6

      Soon, Time will be as influential as Life Magazine.

  • @dain6492
    @dain6492 2 дні тому +3

    4:16 as some who had dozens of drones flying over their house last night, whats happening in jersey isnt a joke, our air space is being invaded by someone we dont know

    • @mecha-sheep7674
      @mecha-sheep7674 5 годин тому

      Well, I think there are drones in many, many american houses. And how many of those drone owners would be happy to join such a joke ?

    • @dain6492
      @dain6492 14 хвилин тому

      @mecha-sheep7674 the size of cars?

  • @joyliz3852
    @joyliz3852 2 дні тому +4

    Anytime i hear the word "mothership", im all in 🤪

  • @Fleezblarp
    @Fleezblarp 2 дні тому +140

    Nobody has ever tried to overthrow the government quite like trump. 10/10 coup!

    • @Deiseldoit
      @Deiseldoit 2 дні тому +3

      Took him 4 years and somehow has achieved that Coupe he started.

    • @kevinmiller5467
      @kevinmiller5467 2 дні тому +3

      He didn't quite overthrow the government.

    • @splitprune
      @splitprune 2 дні тому

      ​@@kevinmiller5467 yet

    • @Fleezblarp
      @Fleezblarp 2 дні тому

      Not yet. But when he does, it will be the world's slowest moving, and most publically telegraphed overthrowing of democracy in history. Great for the ratings though 📈👍

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 2 дні тому

      Well except of course the time Bush did the same thing and _suceeded_

  • @williehornung
    @williehornung 2 дні тому +94

    the federal government “doesn’t know” the source of the drones bc they ARE the source of the drones. the same thing happened in colorado a few years ago, and it was for surveillance to basically guard a bunch of high powered missiles. i’m assuming that there’s something even more delicate being stored in NJ right now, and the more people are looking up and pointing, the less they’re looking anywhere they shouldn’t be.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 2 дні тому +12

      Or they're moving it.
      When we hosted CHOGM (Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting) we had helicopters flying over doing ultra low passes in the middle of the city at all sorts of hours in the leadup and during.
      Willing to bet if they did something like it today, it'd be a small fleet of drones just darting around.
      Basically this might be about the UN meeting over Syria.

    • @subjekt5577
      @subjekt5577 2 дні тому

      Google "project replica", seems to fit the bill

    • @High_Alpha
      @High_Alpha 2 дні тому

      I dunno what they are smoking in Jersey... They are AIRPLANES! Mystery drones don't have FAA compliant lighting. Heck in the ABC graphic at 4:41 you can see it's an airliner. If I had to guess from where the landing lights are lighting up the fuselage it's an Airbus A320. I'm gunna guess that they are "lights off" when there is cloud in the way and they probably can't be heard because at altitude jets prefer to do idle descents which makes them rather quiet.

    • @bedkeepstrying
      @bedkeepstrying 2 дні тому +3

      @@smalltime0 They're showing up in way more places than NJ

    • @bladerunner7146
      @bladerunner7146 2 дні тому

      Boy, you're gullible.

  • @MenaEspinola
    @MenaEspinola 2 дні тому +35

    How can Trump win at anything, other than being the most selfish person of the year.

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 2 дні тому +1

      Well ... he did manage to win a national election. Or so I've heard.

  • @dirtydingo250
    @dirtydingo250 2 дні тому +2

    I gotta say. Kosta's fashion sense here is top shelf

  • @gameindustryinsider6450
    @gameindustryinsider6450 День тому +2

    Kosta and Iwata ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @dninjaman
    @dninjaman 2 дні тому +102

    You know, folks, I’ve got to tell you about this woman. Unbelievable story. Tremendous story. She lived in a shoe. Can you believe it? A shoe! Let me tell you, folks, this wasn’t just any shoe. It was a huge shoe. Some say the biggest shoe you’ve ever seen. Frankly, some of my people have said it was almost as iconic as Trump Tower. But, of course, nothing beats Trump Tower.She had a lot of kids, okay? Many kids. Some say too many, but who am I to judge? We love kids. The best kids. But here’s the thing-this shoe, folks, it wasn’t working for her. It was falling apart. The sole was cracking, the laces? A disaster. Probably made overseas. Not American-made, let me tell you. So I called her up. I said, ‘Listen, ma’am, we’re going to build you the greatest, most incredible house. It’s going to be huge, bigger than that shoe. We’ll make it so great that you’ll never have to worry about laces again. And you know what? We’ll make the elves pay for it. Now, some people-those folks in the fake news media-they’ll say, ‘Oh, Trump’s just exaggerating. There’s no shoe lady.’ But folks, I’ve met her. Tremendous lady. She told me, ‘Mr. Trump, nobody cares about us little people.’ And I said, ‘Wrong! I care. We’re going to make shoes great again. The greatest success story, folks. I’ve done more for shoe people than anyone. Believe me.

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee 2 дні тому +19

      What a beautiful , perfect story. It's a unbelievable story which nobody has ever heard before . That's probably the first time in history it's been told. Perfect.

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 2 дні тому +4

      Sad but true. If there really were an old woman in a shoe.

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 2 дні тому +13

      Very touching story. Frump has a great sole.

    • @scottjones5455
      @scottjones5455 2 дні тому +8

      5 Stars, Are you a professional writer? You need to be.

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 2 дні тому +12

      Brilliant...but too coherent for the buffoon you were lampooning. 😉✌🖖

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 дні тому +56

    Person. Woman. Man of the year. Camera. TV?

    • @Alexis-u9k
      @Alexis-u9k 2 дні тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Alexis-u9k
      @Alexis-u9k 2 дні тому

      I don't think people remember that!

    • @rvds2040
      @rvds2040 День тому +1

      @@Alexis-u9k thats fine, neither does trump

    • @chadthemanold
      @chadthemanold День тому

      ​@@Alexis-u9k It's in the ERB for the 2020 election

  • @MariaMartinez-researcher
    @MariaMartinez-researcher 2 дні тому +95

    For the ones angry at the cover thing: Time's Person of the Year *is not an award, nor an honor.* Is just the acknowledgment of the most influential person or thing in the past year. You bet the Austrian painter, Stalin, Putin, Khomeini, and others like them who made the cover, *did influence* the news in their times, isn't it? Please notice, another contender this year was Netanyahu.
    Also, not supporting a magazine that has provided reliable information for decades is counterproductive. You could end up with no other options but Fox and the National Enquirer.

    • @wendycolflesh
      @wendycolflesh 2 дні тому

      Time magazine, like Newsweek were once a respectable magazinee, and valuable sources of information along with many city newspapers. However, with the rise of the internet, Time and Newsweek are both low quality clickbait cesspools. Remember Trump’s fake Time covers at Maralago? Well now he thinks he has made it. Just another delusion for the most pathetic person of the year.

    • @Ursicus-td8zt
      @Ursicus-td8zt 2 дні тому

      We get it. You work for them. Shut up.

    • @vgorski7545
      @vgorski7545 2 дні тому

      Agree 101% with Maria Martinez entire statement. He fits in well with Stalin, Putin, David Duke, Richard Nixon, Pinochet, Perot, S. Husain, Khomeini, etc, etc, etc. His Republican cult should be ashamed of themselves; they forever changed their history by siding with convicted felon. I need to locate anti-nausea medication asap.

    • @zelgadis55tmnt35
      @zelgadis55tmnt35 2 дні тому +5

      You do have a point about the so called 'Person of the Year' thing. Doesn't change the fact it's disgusting.
      I won't be unsubscribing to them but then again, I never subscribed in the first place.

    • @connywolfram8305
      @connywolfram8305 2 дні тому +1

      ....and TIME should NOT have "acknowledged" a CONVICTED FELON as person of the YEAR. (They could have done a monthly title post-election OR pre-inauguration. Just not.... year!! 😡 🤬 🤮

  • @ChannelPony
    @ChannelPony 2 дні тому +2

    Kosta and Troy killing it. But what are these 'drones'? Are they UAPs?

  • @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
    @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 2 дні тому +2

    Pertaining to the drones- One leader said - _We don’t know why they’re there, but we don’t feel that people should be worried._ Sure. Makes sense.

  • @marymcdermed3680
    @marymcdermed3680 2 дні тому +102

    Give me a break, SHAME on Time.😢💔

    • @theguerrera9868
      @theguerrera9868 2 дні тому +9

      The title of person of the year does not mean best person of the year it means the most influential person of the year. Some previous people who have been named include H*tler, Stalin and Putin.

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker 2 дні тому +1

      @@theguerrera9868 ever since 9-11 the meaning of the title has changed. TIME knew how big the firestorm would've been if the actual guy they wanted was given the title.

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 2 дні тому +4

      @@targetseeker Time's editor-in-chief literally just said "for better or for worse" when announcing him. Time's Person of the Year is not an endorsement. And the meaning of the title hasn't changed since 9/11. Putin was named Person of the Year in 2007.

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker 2 дні тому +1

      @@thetramp123 I know (pointed it out on another comment), saying because of their decision to make Giuliani POTY instead of Bin Laden, it made the title look like an award

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn 2 дні тому +1

      Money Money.

  • @jasonmcelroy1938
    @jasonmcelroy1938 2 дні тому +40

    2:51 RFK Jr's face during that speech is fukn PRICELESS 😂

  • @susantharaldson529
    @susantharaldson529 2 дні тому +28

    In what way should a comment be banned for pointing out that the old woman will be homeless and starving when her SSRI will be terminated. TWICE!

    • @Deiseldoit
      @Deiseldoit 2 дні тому +3

      That's happening more than ever now.Ive put out a comment, and saw it come up in the comment section, looked at it and within 20 seconds disappeared.

    • @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC
      @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC 2 дні тому

      From your computer you can view a list of allllllll your comments. I would cross reference. There are a lot of issues with YT and they’re not always gone forever.
      Like one day, a guy in Hassan piker’s comments was complaining that they were deleting his comments. But I could see every one of his comments that he had left, that he was claiming had been deleted again. As if they have time to moderate like that.

    • @Kataquan
      @Kataquan 2 дні тому

      UA-cam has a aggresive content moderation. Dont take it personally

  • @chrisr4023
    @chrisr4023 2 дні тому +2

    The grocery story is very similar to my mom. She used to take us with her to the store. She always bought 3 apples (for me, my sister and my brother). She never bought one for herself.
    We always thought she did not like apples. While in fact it was her favourite. I miss her. 😢

  • @sonjafritsch8804
    @sonjafritsch8804 2 дні тому +1

    I am crying about the apple story 😂😂

  • @IAmTheSpruceMoose
    @IAmTheSpruceMoose 2 дні тому +16

    "It's One Banana, Michael. What Could It Cost, $10?"

  • @AviationJeremy
    @AviationJeremy 2 дні тому +34

    “It looks like a spaceship!”
    No, lady, it looks like an airliner. Engines, strobes, beacon, nav lights, and all.

  • @tonystark341
    @tonystark341 2 дні тому +28

    Guess who was the 1938 Time Magazine person of the year... 😉

    • @pravlok
      @pravlok 2 дні тому

      That guy committed suicide, just saying.

  • @BasicYTHandle
    @BasicYTHandle 2 дні тому

    I'm 73 y.o. & have lived in NJ since age 3. You're right: "This is New Jersey. No one deserves to have joy here." LOL (with a grimace).

  • @mma171
    @mma171 День тому +2

    "Time has not been kind to Joe Biden." --- Best pun of 2024!!

  • @michaeldeats328
    @michaeldeats328 2 дні тому +26

    Wow, person of the year is just who had the most influence on the news can we say pay to win without saying pay to win?

    • @gmx7424
      @gmx7424 2 дні тому

      He's like jail-z, but in politics instead of music. The Oligarchy is in full effect.

  • @virgoviper5
    @virgoviper5 2 дні тому +44

    A bag of apples is usually cheaper than 3 apples. 😂

    • @rriddick8571
      @rriddick8571 2 дні тому

      😂😂😂

    • @berneyvonk1
      @berneyvonk1 2 дні тому +10

      Trump would not know that a bag of apples is cheaper than three separate apples. Nor does he know that apples are not kept in the refrigerator at the store. I don’t think he’s ever been in a grocery store.

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому +1

      So a bag of apples is cheaper than three apples? Dude get an education.

    • @elliotronics
      @elliotronics 2 дні тому

      @@scottyheavGo to a store, then come back

  • @BW-fi4fd
    @BW-fi4fd 2 дні тому +75

    Stinky is the person of the year?! Come on Time. 🤮

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 2 дні тому +2

      Luigi missed the cut.

    • @EdmondDantes_64
      @EdmondDantes_64 2 дні тому +1

      Your tears are flowing

    • @NoMudNoLotusGRL
      @NoMudNoLotusGRL 2 дні тому

      @@EdmondDantes_64 Yeah, because diaper donnie is rank.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 2 дні тому

      @@EdmondDantes_64 Because Donald's olid diapers are leaking?

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 2 дні тому +1

      @@EdmondDantes_64 Russia is so happy you voted that way.

  • @kevinconn
    @kevinconn 2 дні тому +1

    We’re in the Bad Place 😢

  • @bryancronbaugh4265
    @bryancronbaugh4265 День тому

    I also remember that time I got a pair of socks for Christmas. Not Christmas socks, just socks

  • @navarrewolf
    @navarrewolf 2 дні тому +16

    Well they just took a huge dump all over the cover.

  • @celinehosea
    @celinehosea 2 дні тому +30

    thank you for making these videos ❤ they always make me happy

  • @terrycohen4448
    @terrycohen4448 2 дні тому +31

    One of Troy's best, without a doubt!

    • @-htl-
      @-htl- 2 дні тому +2

      Agree that all was really funny! Although I do not believe that santa is a muslim joke was an original still very funny

    • @martiendejong8857
      @martiendejong8857 2 дні тому

      He even starts to sound like Jon

  • @billgabrielsonjr7259
    @billgabrielsonjr7259 2 дні тому +1

    I think Jeff Van Drew is still playing StarCraft and having nightmares.

  • @ilagupta563
    @ilagupta563 23 години тому

    Troy Wata was just awesome! This was a great segment of The Daily Show.

  • @veragreene218
    @veragreene218 2 дні тому +59

    Really! COVICTED Felon gets elected President. Guess the award applies.

    • @arupguhathakurta1460
      @arupguhathakurta1460 2 дні тому

      Convicted of zero crimes😂. The judge is yet to announce exactly what crimes he did by paying hush money🤑

    • @MichelleStrickland-t1n
      @MichelleStrickland-t1n 2 дні тому

      You magas are dense a jury convicted him 34 times but he hasn't been sentenced yet​@@arupguhathakurta1460

    • @boomzilla86
      @boomzilla86 2 дні тому

      Biden is an uncunvicted felon.

    • @solsticeyugen
      @solsticeyugen 2 дні тому +4

      @@arupguhathakurta1460literally convicted of 34, but keep drowning yourself in the Trump echo chamber

    • @veragreene218
      @veragreene218 2 дні тому

      @arupguhathakurta1460 New York? Did that go away? I missed that.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 2 дні тому +31

    1:01 That'll probably be the last cover of TIME magazine. How sad is that?

  • @bobshea6523
    @bobshea6523 2 дні тому +74

    Luigi Mangione would be a better choice.

    • @pango-y8j
      @pango-y8j 2 дні тому

      So you support murderers 😢

    • @susangirardi3655
      @susangirardi3655 2 дні тому +4

      I would have approved of that.

    • @AfternoonDaydream8809
      @AfternoonDaydream8809 2 дні тому +2

      He’s certainly the most memorable

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 дні тому +1

      ​@@AfternoonDaydream8809 More memorable than the felon prez? Objectively incorrect.

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому

      Nah Jordan Neely. Best moment of the year.

  • @etiopisk4life
    @etiopisk4life 2 дні тому +1

    If they are auditioning for a permanent host, I think Michael Costa would make a great host!!

  • @5150cappie
    @5150cappie 2 дні тому +1

    Time magazine’s cover is an Onion Parody, right?

  • @giggitygooquag
    @giggitygooquag 2 дні тому +27

    Hello to daily show, clearly while watching from "cable" 😂

    • @deny.defend.depose.2
      @deny.defend.depose.2 2 дні тому +3

      YT watcher here, clearly as well

    • @dmp1962
      @dmp1962 2 дні тому

      Are you 80? Who the heck is still wasting money on cable

  • @dejeauxwilliams3300
    @dejeauxwilliams3300 2 дні тому +22

    They need to have separate.
    Person of the year magazines period he is definitely the one that had the most NEGATIVE influence on this entire country and the world.

    • @MelissaBrazier-wh4jg
      @MelissaBrazier-wh4jg 2 дні тому +1

      Yes, a negative and a positive person of the year !! And Trump's photo..... what a laugh.... He "NEVER" looks like that !?!?🤮..... He normally looks like Slumpy Trumpy 😂🤣🤣😂

    • @dmp1962
      @dmp1962 2 дні тому

      Bot

  • @crystalparker100
    @crystalparker100 2 дні тому +22

    Shameful that Time feels they need to include the most reprehensible people of the year in the news, rather than those who had a positive influence on humanity, like Julian Assange (whistle-blower hero who was finally set free) or Caitlin Clark (young woman who set new standards for women's professional basketball).

    • @nolongerblocked6210
      @nolongerblocked6210 2 дні тому

      Netanyahu, a war criminal, was one of the options... that's one sad list

    • @uhorne
      @uhorne 2 дні тому +1

      Assange isn't a hero as such. He's often been criticized by other whistleblowers because he's sometimes been very biased about the information he released and he's released info where innocent private peoples sensitive data weren't redacted. That's really bad practice

    • @crystalparker100
      @crystalparker100 2 дні тому

      @@uhorne Which other whistle-blowers have criticized Assange? Perhaps, they get their information from the same mainstream news as you. Assange's releases have never been proven to put anyone in danger. Careful what you fall for without checking your sources.

  • @OsirisIxchel
    @OsirisIxchel 2 дні тому +2

    Times up for Time.

  • @PamelaBowsArt
    @PamelaBowsArt 2 дні тому +1

    Costa really shining this episode!!!

  • @snowleopard1831
    @snowleopard1831 2 дні тому +43

    I hope Time magazine loses everything for making that abomination man of the year.

    • @scottyheav
      @scottyheav 2 дні тому

      You sound like you need another tattoo or new nose ring, Maybe that will cheer ya up.

    • @uhorne
      @uhorne 2 дні тому

      Person of the year doesn't mean the best person that year. Just means the most influential on the news, for better or worse.

  • @mauricioangulos.2830
    @mauricioangulos.2830 2 дні тому +16

    It's like they said that Colesterol is person of the year

  • @MsUppie
    @MsUppie 2 дні тому +20

    TIME. When was the last time anyone read TIME? I thought they ‘died’ ages ago.

    • @barth9580
      @barth9580 2 дні тому +2

      When was the last time you were at the dentist office?

    • @MsUppie
      @MsUppie День тому

      @ oh! Thanks for the reminder!

  • @DodgeTazer
    @DodgeTazer 2 дні тому +1

    GIVE KOSTA THE GIG!

  • @hhunstad2011
    @hhunstad2011 2 дні тому +1

    It's Santa 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @beccafitz22
    @beccafitz22 2 дні тому +27

    😂😂😂…the apple story!!!

    • @giovanahc
      @giovanahc 2 дні тому +1

      I said the same thing 😂😂😂 it was the strangest story. The lady next time had to fix her clothes lol

    • @v.besson6808
      @v.besson6808 2 дні тому +3

      Refrigerator apples 😂😂

    • @giovanahc
      @giovanahc 2 дні тому +1

      @v.besson6808 😂😂😂 those are rich apples 🍎

  • @joeymbrown10
    @joeymbrown10 2 дні тому +16

    The old lady could only afford to buy two apples after she spent $100,000 ordering Trump’s gold watch

    • @NoMudNoLotusGRL
      @NoMudNoLotusGRL 2 дні тому +1

      And sending him her Social Security check and rent money.

    • @TH-hy9kr
      @TH-hy9kr 2 дні тому

      "gold"

  • @grugotube
    @grugotube 2 дні тому +19

    They wimped out on making a Netanyahu joke

  • @elcalich33sehead
    @elcalich33sehead 2 дні тому

    This was a perfect opportunity to roll the clip from The Phantom Menace where Nute Gunray says "This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them."

  • @jackbyron2149
    @jackbyron2149 23 години тому +1

    Comedy Central in the UK cut the Kate/Hamas joke 😅

    • @gregpendrey6711
      @gregpendrey6711 18 годин тому

      Jack Byron. Sensorship equates with lying and propoganda.