*Second Degree Euthanasia* ENGLISH SUBS/TRANSLATIONS Narrator: According to Norwegian law; punishable by law to help dying people end their lives. No matter what the patients themselves want. On both sides of this controversy, we find strong voices. One of these strong voices is Lars-Jahn Svendsen. Lars-Jahn: One of my closest relatives, Ronny, had a serious decease for a number of years. And when I visited him at the hospital, I could see this incredible wish for death to come. I sat on his oxygen-tube, accidentally. And he was then free from his anguished hell, he was 14 years old. Narrator: Based on this experience, and a loophole in the law, Lars-Jahn has come up with his own business idea. Lars-Jahn: So long as it is an accident, and you only indirectly kill somebody, it is not punishable by law . In this room lies Marite Svendsen, she has had incurable cancer going on two years now. It’s high time to relieve her of her pain. She now rests in peace. *Marite Svendsen* *1945-2012* Narrator: We followed Lars-Jahn over a period of one year, where he was involved in a number of accidental merciful killings. *Anders Svendsen* *1957-2012* *Laila Svendsen* *1950-2012* Lars-Jahn: "Excuse me, could you just hold this for me for a little while?" *Pernille Svendsen* *1975-2012* Narrator: It isn’t until we are finishing up in the final cut, that we realize all the patients are named Svendsen. The same last name as Lars-Jahn himself. Lars-Jahn: This is Eigil Svendsen, he is 14 years old, and has contracted lung-inflammation on both sides. Horrible pain all the time, so it’s high time to time to relieve him of his pain. Camera-man: Relieve him of his pain? But, it isn’t a deadly decease. He’ll be just fine in a little while. Lars-Jahn: Oh, no,no,no,no, there is no such guarantee. Breath in. Him having lung-inflammation on both sides, in both his lungs! You know he’s had it rough, just lost his mother very recently, in a very unfortunate treadmill-accident, having fallen on a pair of scissors. Of course that’s hard on the young boy. Now it’s just a matter of time, the accident will soon be upon us. And Eigil will never have to suffer again. That’s that. *Eigil Svendsen* *1998-2012* Lars-Jahn: My crusade is finally over and I can retreat. Camera-man: Retreat? Lars-Jahn: Yes, to the Svendsen Family-cabin, which suddenly stands there empty after my entire family perished under extremely unfortunate circumstances. Not going to be quite the same at the cabin, without them. Kind of. For more hilarious Kollektivet translations: *rouxharbour.blogspot.com* or click on my Google+ profile! Enjoy! ^^
*Second Degree Euthanasia*
ENGLISH SUBS/TRANSLATIONS
Narrator:
According to Norwegian law; punishable by law to help dying people end their lives. No matter what the patients themselves want.
On both sides of this controversy, we find strong voices. One of these strong voices is Lars-Jahn Svendsen.
Lars-Jahn: One of my closest relatives, Ronny, had a serious decease for a number of years. And when I visited him at the hospital, I could see this incredible wish for death to come.
I sat on his oxygen-tube, accidentally. And he was then free from his anguished hell, he was 14 years old.
Narrator:
Based on this experience, and a loophole in the law, Lars-Jahn has come up with his own business idea.
Lars-Jahn:
So long as it is an accident, and you only indirectly kill somebody, it is not punishable by law
.
In this room lies Marite Svendsen, she has had incurable cancer going on two years now. It’s high time to relieve her of her pain.
She now rests in peace.
*Marite Svendsen*
*1945-2012*
Narrator:
We followed Lars-Jahn over a period of one year, where he was involved in a number of accidental merciful killings.
*Anders Svendsen*
*1957-2012*
*Laila Svendsen*
*1950-2012*
Lars-Jahn:
"Excuse me, could you just hold this for me for a little while?"
*Pernille Svendsen*
*1975-2012*
Narrator:
It isn’t until we are finishing up in the final cut, that we realize all the patients are named Svendsen. The same last name as Lars-Jahn himself.
Lars-Jahn:
This is Eigil Svendsen, he is 14 years old, and has contracted lung-inflammation on both sides. Horrible pain all the time, so it’s high time to time to relieve him of his pain.
Camera-man:
Relieve him of his pain? But, it isn’t a deadly decease. He’ll be just fine in a little while.
Lars-Jahn:
Oh, no,no,no,no, there is no such guarantee. Breath in. Him having lung-inflammation on both sides, in both his lungs! You know he’s had it rough, just lost his mother very recently, in a very unfortunate treadmill-accident, having fallen on a pair of scissors. Of course that’s hard on the young boy.
Now it’s just a matter of time, the accident will soon be upon us. And Eigil will never have to suffer again.
That’s that.
*Eigil Svendsen*
*1998-2012*
Lars-Jahn:
My crusade is finally over and I can retreat.
Camera-man:
Retreat?
Lars-Jahn:
Yes, to the Svendsen Family-cabin, which suddenly stands there empty after my entire family perished under extremely unfortunate circumstances.
Not going to be quite the same at the cabin, without them.
Kind of.
For more hilarious Kollektivet translations: *rouxharbour.blogspot.com*
or click on my Google+ profile! Enjoy! ^^
bli'kke helt det samme på hytta uten dem....på en måte!
Ikke si at set bare er meg som ser på i 2021 ...
Galgen humor kaller familien min detta.
Denne videoen var grov men morsom da
Klarte du å se at han løy? Bra jobba!
Hjelp jeg har vondt i halsen!
Jeg er glad dette bare er kødd
2:15 London calling :D
Jeg heter svendsen til etternavn
CrazyJesus 36 dann dann daaaa
Du er neste.
Lås dørene dine nå!
Jeg og
K
Jeg liker kollektivet
løpe med saks, lol xD
Supert konsept! drit gøy
Alt dette for en hytte noice vid. Da👍
Hvil i fred alle i Lars Jahn s familie
Um....er denne lagd i 2012!da var eg 3 år!!
Hvor gammel er du? Å ja jeg gidder ikke ta matta har 4 matt timer i uka det for værra nok
Åsmund Lunde 7 eller 8 år d dær tar man på fingran
kan ikkje folk holde kjeft om den der "først" tingen for faen i helvete!!!
Omg, heter Svendsen til etternavn
Uforsiktig!
Serr😔😭😭
Dette er helt usannsynlig! På ekte hadde folk helt klart stilt spørsmål til hvorfor han alltid er involvert i dødsulykker!
Dette er skjønnlitteratur.
Hva var galt damen på trenings maskinen
Se hele videon da smarting
Chopin! 😍
2021?
2022
OMG dette var slemt
He looks like Gollum xD
he does not.
hahaha, beste på 01:29
3:16 (i Lied!!!)
Scary!
Lag flere videoer
herre gud
Dum video
dette er slemt
Det er det som gjør det braXD
i know maybe c:
Lui dette er ikke sant
Det er kødd
Jeg hetter Benjamin Svendsen
Tonje Stenerud Svendsen ææææ noob du bruker Mordi sin bruker
No shit
press FIRE!!! XD
3:12 hahahahaha!
Don't kill me
Scob I don't know how to make a new song
I don't think that I can get a job at a news report on a Saturday morning in a row and I don't
Hvorfor stopper ikke film selskapet stoppet ham før det andre drapet
Onkelen min het Ronny.. han tok selvmord. Hva faen.
FOURTEENTH!!
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Jeg er litt forkjølet,du skal vel ikke drepe meg?😷
Se hele videon smarting
Asny
Huff... );
hahaha XD
Skumnelt
Mangel på respekt
First!!!
Dette er ikke bra
Faen så bra !
hold on egil født 1998 døde 2012 han var ikke 14 han var 10 år
🤦♂️
1st
Først!!
Jeg hetter Benjamin Svendsen