Gordon Ramsay Shows How To Catch & Cook Crayfish

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  • @jmnori
    @jmnori 8 років тому +1852

    I love how Ramsay just shakes that little bastard around like it is no one's fucking deal.

    • @poopsiepop4179
      @poopsiepop4179 8 років тому +32

      because it ain't

    • @zebbofrags494
      @zebbofrags494 8 років тому +6

      Vape Naysh Y'all

    • @raywcksn
      @raywcksn 8 років тому +6

      for fuck sake

    • @bitnah3179
      @bitnah3179 8 років тому +32

      Jakes_Tornado I can only imagine the creature being like "WTF OH GOD" while being swing around by a huge fleshy beast.

    • @itsyaboijp8272
      @itsyaboijp8272 8 років тому +1

      Lamo

  • @milku3637
    @milku3637 6 років тому +8582

    Gordon Ramsay : we got to fight back
    Me : How?
    Gordon Ramsay : by eating as much as we can
    Me : sign me up for that

    • @gabiskat1
      @gabiskat1 5 років тому +142

      Wish I could fight all my battles like that 😅

    • @geraldinebaraquio1168
      @geraldinebaraquio1168 5 років тому +51

      Sign me up too! I'll bring meh friends and meh fam I'm turning ten!

    • @HungryHelpings
      @HungryHelpings 5 років тому +24

      Gabis you can tbh..
      If you have beef with someone just eat them out ;)

    • @hilariomendoza1784
      @hilariomendoza1784 5 років тому +3

      I wanna try it but the first time I saw this crestacion cooked was when I was a baby. I've looked everywhere and cant find it anywhere except for tiny ones with barely any meat

    • @floatingf8783
      @floatingf8783 5 років тому +5

      @@HungryHelpings if Gabis is not bisexual then that's only going to work if he's fighting a woman.

  • @kyletoucher
    @kyletoucher 5 років тому +5415

    0:04 crawfish: jumps off and dies. music: DA DIKI DOO DAAAAAA

  • @xzlamazx1234
    @xzlamazx1234 4 роки тому +2868

    “If you can’t beat em, eat them”
    -someone very wise

    • @shobanraj6174
      @shobanraj6174 4 роки тому +20

      Hannibal Lecter vibesz

    • @Darklegend_royal-metamorphosis
      @Darklegend_royal-metamorphosis 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/EXNm3sYgtZM/v-deo.html

    • @danguy6591
      @danguy6591 4 роки тому +5

      Funny thing. There is a manga which followed this way

    • @supercalifragilistic5010
      @supercalifragilistic5010 4 роки тому

      @@danguy6591 tokyo ghoul? Or is it promised neverland? * Oh oh I know AOT 😌

    • @danguy6591
      @danguy6591 4 роки тому

      @@supercalifragilistic5010 *manga ending spoilers alert*
      ua-cam.com/video/_ORFQxPMB_0/v-deo.html

  • @RKH991
    @RKH991 5 років тому +2452

    i swear gordon ramsays superpower is the ability to summon a bottle of olive oil out of nowhere

    • @valeria262
      @valeria262 5 років тому +75

      Pretty sure it’s his stand, but it costs him a bottles worth of lamb sauce in return

    • @Rami-bi9xj
      @Rami-bi9xj 5 років тому +5

      True 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lovely8524
      @lovely8524 5 років тому +3

      Haha yeah

    • @N0TE587
      @N0TE587 4 роки тому +9

      Olivol*

    • @Snarfal
      @Snarfal 4 роки тому +7

      I swear Ronald Hmangte’s superpower is the ability to steal comments out of nowhere

  • @stealthasf6903
    @stealthasf6903 6 років тому +2779

    3:12 Scaring children with crayfish - Gordon has clearly reached the peak of his career XD

    • @Adrian-gk6lq
      @Adrian-gk6lq 6 років тому +17

      Lmao

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 6 років тому +89

      gordon is terrifying when he is talking calmly even though you know he is furious.

    • @toebeans31
      @toebeans31 6 років тому +54

      Aw but that's fun to do, Especially when it's a light hearted scare for the little ones XD

    • @lakedobson4430
      @lakedobson4430 5 років тому +7

      I knew this would show up in the comments 😂

    • @markschannel3769
      @markschannel3769 5 років тому +20

      Stealth ASF I like how the crayfishes claws lunged at the little girl too as if it was in on the joke

  • @jayvee175
    @jayvee175 8 років тому +3417

    "there you go. A Crayfish salad that cost you fuck all" LMAOOO

    • @dannypham8032
      @dannypham8032 8 років тому +6

      Jack Viana is crayfish a shellfish because I am allergic to them

    • @dianec5382
      @dianec5382 8 років тому +104

      Really? It has a shell. It's obviously shellfish, and you know it. Jesus Christ. Some people will do ANYTHING to bring attention to themselves and/or their allergies/medical disorders. NOBODY FUCKING CARES, truly.

    • @kayman7818
      @kayman7818 8 років тому +23

      Diane C Or they could be just dumb.

    • @maceinmyeyes6915
      @maceinmyeyes6915 8 років тому +23

      Diane C oh so just like this comment?

    • @vxsperyt3455
      @vxsperyt3455 8 років тому +75

      Diane C You talk about attention but you had to type a paragraph when you could have just said yes

  • @MistycznyKrupier
    @MistycznyKrupier 4 роки тому +992

    Gordon's daughter: absolutely terrified of the crayfish
    Gordon: shoves it in her face *BWAHAHAAA*

  • @exiarules6712
    @exiarules6712 8 років тому +15339

    Some people carry guns wherever they go, whilst Gordon Ramsey carries an olive oil bottle wherever he goes

    • @expectedlime_8076
      @expectedlime_8076 8 років тому +38

      exiarules lol

    • @vincents.6310
      @vincents.6310 8 років тому +383

      exiarules
      Me: Gordon why are you bringing olive oil for toasts?
      Gordon: So they're crispy you mindless fucker
      Me: But they'll become soggy won't they
      Gordon: That's why we'll b frying it using the stove I bring everywhere you donut

    • @exiarules6712
      @exiarules6712 8 років тому +10

      lol!

    • @exiarules6712
      @exiarules6712 8 років тому +7

      wherever*

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 8 років тому +76

      the oil is fucking rawwwww

  • @IoOLOoOfficial
    @IoOLOoOfficial 5 років тому +2552

    0:00 My mind during a math test

  • @neptunium2378
    @neptunium2378 5 років тому +6714

    That intro was beautiful I am crying rn

  • @AskAir
    @AskAir 4 роки тому +432

    3:12 Gordon terrorizing kids with the crayfish is the most gordon thing I've ever seen

    • @zaithehedgewolf4587
      @zaithehedgewolf4587 3 роки тому +2

      Let’s not forget he has children and was a judge for master chef junior

    • @Houfaaa
      @Houfaaa 2 роки тому +15

      @@zaithehedgewolf4587 ... those are his children...

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 Рік тому

      See kids, you’ll be cooking this one day.

  • @aguyusinggoogle5426
    @aguyusinggoogle5426 4 роки тому +6283

    PETA: preserve the crayfish
    Fishermen: catch the crayfish
    Gordon: EAT THE CRAYFISH

    • @estebann2007
      @estebann2007 4 роки тому +280

      *PETA; dump lobsters in water that kills them

    • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
      @MoskusMoskiferus1611 4 роки тому +7

      @@estebann2007. Unfunny Old Joke

    • @Sajasta
      @Sajasta 4 роки тому +15

      *Da dikidida dikidida dikidooda

    • @aguyusinggoogle5426
      @aguyusinggoogle5426 4 роки тому +163

      @@estebann2007 Peta also puts down (kills) any animal that isn't adopted in a month

    • @Taylor-kd9ld
      @Taylor-kd9ld 4 роки тому +15

      i agree with gordon
      MORE FOOD

  • @yourprince2433
    @yourprince2433 6 років тому +2530

    The best way to fish a crayfish
    1.get a fishing rod
    2.just poke the crayfish using the fishing rod.

    • @Ungovernable_Schizo
      @Ungovernable_Schizo 6 років тому +2

      i LikeKawaii no

    • @helianthus5381
      @helianthus5381 6 років тому +83

      @@Ungovernable_Schizo yes

    • @Ungovernable_Schizo
      @Ungovernable_Schizo 6 років тому +39

      nop, be a man, get in the river, catch em by hand

    • @helianthus5381
      @helianthus5381 6 років тому +59

      @@Ungovernable_Schizo it was more of a joke but catching by hand isn't the best way, just get a cage like here

    • @Sasquatch-fx6gw
      @Sasquatch-fx6gw 6 років тому +10

      That boi be savage

  • @dmwrobinson
    @dmwrobinson 8 років тому +5208

    he almost made it through an entire video without swearing

    • @BeefBroccol1
      @BeefBroccol1 8 років тому +126

      dmwrobinson little kid was with him

    • @DEADtoRISE08
      @DEADtoRISE08 8 років тому +138

      there was a kid he never swears near his kids...one f bomb is there though

    • @kellygail3081
      @kellygail3081 8 років тому +226

      When you have Scottish heritage, swearing is used as punctuation.

    • @elisavandingenen5841
      @elisavandingenen5841 8 років тому +1

      dmwrobinson XD

    • @mouse-inaround5185
      @mouse-inaround5185 7 років тому +13

      dmwrobinson ALMOST

  • @aldrinmilespartosa1578
    @aldrinmilespartosa1578 4 роки тому +415

    Its weird if theres no context
    "Gordon Ramsay is defeating the American invasion of Britain by eating them"

  • @JGILB
    @JGILB 6 років тому +2535

    "How can we convey to the viewers that these are american crayfish?" *puts AR15 next to it*

    • @stanmnews
      @stanmnews 6 років тому +58

      MICHAELASSBENDER Murica

    • @pickle7433
      @pickle7433 6 років тому +43

      MICHAELASSBENDER m4 dumbass not every assault rifle is an AR15

    • @yupyuppers6792
      @yupyuppers6792 6 років тому +1

      To be fair, it worked pretty well.

    • @refugiorico5606
      @refugiorico5606 6 років тому +9

      Curtis Johnson lmao you got shut xown

    • @refugiorico5606
      @refugiorico5606 6 років тому +4

      Down

  • @blackmamba3862
    @blackmamba3862 6 років тому +3347

    Ha ha you brits! Our master plan is almost complete! First our crayfish took over your rivers, next they will start drilling for oil in the streams! Hahahaha!

  • @HMan12345
    @HMan12345 5 років тому +4573

    Brits: America, your crayfish are hurting our ecosystem
    America: DA DIKI DEE DA DIKI DO DA

    • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 4 роки тому +33

      XD

    • @carna-9501
      @carna-9501 4 роки тому +113

      You're welcome, eat as good as we do down here in the south

    • @corruptedcyanreaddescforpo8934
      @corruptedcyanreaddescforpo8934 4 роки тому +35

      Well I’m an American and my family stopped crayfish Friday and I keep on asking when we can do it agian I’m tryin

    • @SpudEater
      @SpudEater 4 роки тому +9

      corrupted cyan [] read desc for powers and info [] They are seriously the best and the little bastards are free.

    • @MichaelPhillips-cz2es
      @MichaelPhillips-cz2es 4 роки тому +5

      Omg this killed me XD

  • @Jaimecortez17
    @Jaimecortez17 3 роки тому +101

    2:00
    Crayfish: Alright you caught me put me back
    Gordon: Just look at that there tho on terms of meat
    Crayfish: WAIT WHAT?
    R.I.P

  • @spoofdaddy2965
    @spoofdaddy2965 7 років тому +588

    This is the fight of humanity , ' we fight by eating as many as we can ' greatest line man has ever said

    • @burhannaveed1911
      @burhannaveed1911 6 років тому +12

      These things are wiping out native species by the minute. If they dont eat it it will corrupt the ecosystem.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 6 років тому +5

      Gordon Ramsay conscripts people all around the world, gives this speech at the inauguration
      Me: I WILL FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE SIR!!

    • @boneflamen7608
      @boneflamen7608 6 років тому +3

      To dominate a country, we must eat their people XD lol

    • @bhavplayzz1739
      @bhavplayzz1739 6 років тому +1

      @@boneflamen7608 that'd be the case if you were a lion

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 6 років тому

      what about "healthy doesnt equal good"?

  • @lt4801
    @lt4801 6 років тому +756

    0:36 *STOP SHAKING ME HUMAN*

  • @realestryebread
    @realestryebread 5 років тому +1106

    Child: *is afraid of crayfish
    Gordon: *BAA*

  • @MTtheBiased
    @MTtheBiased 2 роки тому +148

    I love seeing Gordon working and using ingredients like crayfish, ostrich eggs and other things like that especially when they're locally sourced from the area he visits. It shows the level of skill that he has when he can take a single simple ingredient and make it the star of a dish.

    • @beck204
      @beck204 Рік тому +2

      It’s just like cooking any crustacean.

  • @Colebelew
    @Colebelew 4 роки тому +4717

    I notice a severe vocabulary decrease when Gordon’s kids are around

    • @EduardoGonzalez-du4yv
      @EduardoGonzalez-du4yv 3 роки тому +356

      A good dad doesn’t swear in front of his kids

    • @just_cubes6101
      @just_cubes6101 3 роки тому +155

      @@EduardoGonzalez-du4yv at least not when they‘re that young😂

    • @RaldoBot
      @RaldoBot 3 роки тому +101

      @@just_cubes6101 yeah when they turn 13 to 14 then it’s fine

    • @TalksOfLife1
      @TalksOfLife1 3 роки тому +164

      @@RaldoBot bruh for real. My dad didn’t swear too much all my life but around my 12th birthday he realized, “these kids will learn the words sooner or later, might as well make it sooner”

    • @jacquelineliu2641
      @jacquelineliu2641 3 роки тому +28

      @@TalksOfLife1 Now that's a good parent!

  • @ryanh4148
    @ryanh4148 5 років тому +528

    Last brain cell during math test:
    *DAH DIGA DEE DA DIGA DOO DA*

  • @osu5inarow
    @osu5inarow 5 років тому +1500

    "The Americans took over"
    Yeah we tend to do that from time to time

  • @GurrasGarage
    @GurrasGarage 3 роки тому +60

    Same thing happened here in Sweden, the american crayfish killed off most of our native crayfish (flodkräfta) but now I breed our native crayfish in my backyard pond. It works great!

    • @forexed8948
      @forexed8948 Рік тому +1

      was it the same mistake as England? breeding them for the meat? or was it just an exotic thing gone horribly wrong?

    • @robert-larix
      @robert-larix Рік тому

      @@forexed8948 Same mistake basically. The native crayfish were declining due to a version of "crayfish plague" so some genius thought it would be smart to plant american crayfish since they are immune. They brought a new even worse version of the plague so almost all native crayfish were wiped out.

    • @kylegilmore3810
      @kylegilmore3810 10 місяців тому

      @@forexed8948 I'd bet it was similar. Brought over for and bred for their size and then some get released (on purpose or accident) and then they just go crazy.
      You can go to almost any stream/river in the US and find one by just picking up a rock

    • @meriotheart
      @meriotheart 7 місяців тому

      Netherlands too

  • @JayXIsSad
    @JayXIsSad 8 років тому +2046

    That Intro was American as fuck, carbs, guns, and flags.

  • @caperlamb1930
    @caperlamb1930 5 років тому +540

    3:15 the Ramsay hologram device fails for the first time - engineers baffled

    • @spikehopewell2614
      @spikehopewell2614 5 років тому +14

      Gordon Mysterio

    • @fake_azrael7163
      @fake_azrael7163 5 років тому +14

      Theory: Gordon died a long time ago and now his hologram has taken over the role

    • @fake_azrael7163
      @fake_azrael7163 5 років тому +9

      Nvm Gordon can’t die he would cuss death out

    • @TheKatera4a
      @TheKatera4a 4 роки тому +9

      @@fake_azrael7163 Death: Your time has comeeee!!!
      Gordon: cHeEkY liTtLe fUcKeR! fUcKiNg dOnKeY!
      Death: ...nevermind......

    • @discodragons3
      @discodragons3 4 роки тому +1

      If he's a hologram,then how is he able to go outside and touch and move things???

  • @darren_cx3
    @darren_cx3 7 років тому +1881

    Government: Crayfish are taking over or rivers!
    Gordon: *slurrrp*

    • @amazonwarehouse7302
      @amazonwarehouse7302 6 років тому +1

      icey beats ?

    • @Snowball-qr6xx
      @Snowball-qr6xx 6 років тому +1

      FirstName LastName that’s because you need to tell difference between native and invader

    • @AshleyLoDMoM
      @AshleyLoDMoM 6 років тому +3

      You are aware that the millionaire Cheeto is only the president in america, right? The crayfish stuff is happening in britain.

    • @remembervinnie4258
      @remembervinnie4258 6 років тому

      Omg💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @AssaultRider555
      @AssaultRider555 6 років тому

      DARREN _CX3 vegans: Oh fuck

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday 4 роки тому +74

    I'm an American who grew up camping and catching crayfish in rivers and streams. They are EVERYWHERE. They're very good at hiding and they're very fast, so as kids it always presented a fun challenge to try and catch them by hand or with nets. The trick is that they swim backwards, so if you are using a net instead of a trapper you just put it behind them and then startle them. They swim right into your net.

    • @kiwidiesel
      @kiwidiesel 2 роки тому +5

      So they walk forwards but swim backwards?

    • @Neloish
      @Neloish Рік тому

      My grandpa always used a peace of beacon tied to a string. Fun times.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday Рік тому

      @@kiwidiesel I'm not sure how they walk, but yes, they do swim backwards, I'm not kidding. At the end of this comment I'm gonna post a link to a video that shows a crawdad swimming backwards, it's only like a minute long. It's weird, they're fast as hell
      Here's the link:
      ua-cam.com/video/JJmOpiH9GVI/v-deo.html

  • @Herobrine-dl1wo
    @Herobrine-dl1wo 6 років тому +557

    Gordon Ramsey: *menacingly shakes crayfish while yelling at me*
    Me:*Crying* I will eat as many crayfish as I can just leave my family alone

    • @dragonking_lance4442
      @dragonking_lance4442 5 років тому +10

      Gordon: LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CRAYFISH, YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT YOU TWAT!!
      Me: ....................ok.

  • @akame545
    @akame545 4 роки тому +721

    Gordon : *talking*
    The Crayfish being brutally shaken : AAAAAHHSHSKAKSJAAKAKEJSJAHAHGSAAAAAAAAAA
    0:08

    • @amirhaikal8304
      @amirhaikal8304 4 роки тому +12

      That's what you get when you're where you don't belong

    • @Random-wo6xq
      @Random-wo6xq 4 роки тому +11

      @@amirhaikal8304 i feel like this comment isn’t just about the crayfish...

    • @spectrickx1678
      @spectrickx1678 4 роки тому +2

      @@amirhaikal8304 another reason to never stick out 🙃

  • @WSB1469
    @WSB1469 5 років тому +4316

    Merica.
    Even our animals invade other countries 😂

    • @kylelerie7325
      @kylelerie7325 5 років тому +39

      Maribor Forest clever one...

    • @tsundude4320
      @tsundude4320 5 років тому +8

      Our?

    • @Divert486
      @Divert486 5 років тому +101

      Idk american rivers and lakes are invaded by asian fish..

    • @joeblow1091
      @joeblow1091 5 років тому +65

      @@Divert486 so is most the west coast of California but by asians not their fish lol

    • @MaxMikescrool1
      @MaxMikescrool1 5 років тому +17

      @@Divert486
      Pearl Harbor

  • @unstoppable_0nyx
    @unstoppable_0nyx 3 роки тому +6

    00:10
    Gordon: *gestured with crayfish*
    Crayfish: *-screams silently-*

  • @Abc123______
    @Abc123______ 5 років тому +2335

    The crayfish heard that they had oil in those native waters.

    • @ulmer831
      @ulmer831 4 роки тому +95

      OIL!??!?! YOU SAID OIL?!?!?!! WHERE? WHERE??!?! GIVE ME THAT MOTHERFUCKING *O I L* !!!!

    • @longyu9336
      @longyu9336 4 роки тому +128

      They were tricked, it was the olive oil in Chef Ramsay's bottle.

    • @Vishal-nx1ic
      @Vishal-nx1ic 4 роки тому +14

      Sir I respect your humor. I think many people don't understand the joke.

    • @whxtewxlf152
      @whxtewxlf152 4 роки тому +9

      OiL , dId SoMeOnE sAiD , OIL ?!!?!

    • @Abc123______
      @Abc123______ 4 роки тому +6

      @@Vishal-nx1ic lmao! I think it went over some heads.

  • @myteaissugarfree2436
    @myteaissugarfree2436 5 років тому +975

    The crayfish in Gordon’s hand: 😳 ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️

    • @BlkApollo
      @BlkApollo 5 років тому +5

      I felt that

    • @thefricking5407
      @thefricking5407 4 роки тому +15

      When the song said Da diki Di da diki do da I also felt that

    • @pennieschirz6054
      @pennieschirz6054 4 роки тому +9

      “Fight back, by eating as many as you can”
      “The supreme art of war is to subdue your enemy by eating them.”
      -Sun Tzu

    • @WailingFriend
      @WailingFriend 4 роки тому +2

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      @21B_RPG 4 роки тому +1

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  • @___2458
    @___2458 5 років тому +795

    3:09
    Gordon: *shows crayfish to kid
    Kid: *plays violin*

  • @dhavalshah1886
    @dhavalshah1886 3 роки тому +8

    "We've got to fight back, fight back by eating as many as we can"
    Most motivational thing I've heard.

  • @HIKARUAUSTIN
    @HIKARUAUSTIN 6 років тому +443

    Gordan: “Oh jack! Look at that a crayfish!”
    Jack: “nice.”

    • @stopdropandroll
      @stopdropandroll 5 років тому +3

      Megan: I love it!

    • @Knee-Lew
      @Knee-Lew 5 років тому +3

      Tilly: "Aaahhh!!!" * scared away *

  • @TomH999111
    @TomH999111 8 років тому +454

    getting to the end thinking 'did I just watch an entire Gordon Ramsay video without him saying the 'f' word?' Then 4:04 happened :')

    • @SolomonKincheloe
      @SolomonKincheloe 8 років тому +3

      i was dying.

    • @angusbrown5338
      @angusbrown5338 8 років тому +43

      i think he tried to stop himself cause of the kid

    • @uwu7595
      @uwu7595 7 років тому +6

      Gordon stop saying the fuck word!

  • @robisoftstudio2522
    @robisoftstudio2522 8 років тому +942

    I'm amazed Gordon finds amazing recipes for every thing , like give him worms and dirt he would make a amazing dirt salad

    • @rafthethinker4948
      @rafthethinker4948 8 років тому +61

      kritan bhurtyal and it would probably taste amazing 😂

    • @Tarmorman
      @Tarmorman 8 років тому +49

      It'd take a shitload of lemon juice and olive oil but he'd pull it off, that's for damned sure.

    • @dribb1e
      @dribb1e 8 років тому +17

      Tarmorman BUT IT IS FUCKING RAW

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 8 років тому +2

      Meow Dude, it's laughably easy for a non-chef to burn sliced bread, what are you talking about?

    • @huckthatdish
      @huckthatdish 7 років тому +8

      crawfish are a pretty popular food. its not crazy to make a recipe for them.

  • @scp--un6pg
    @scp--un6pg 3 роки тому +22

    Fishing instructions: use the hook with bait to catch fish
    Gordon: *POKE* hey got one
    1:51

  • @NotoriousB3
    @NotoriousB3 8 років тому +536

    Legends say that he is still shaking that crayfish to this day...

  • @CristiNeagu
    @CristiNeagu 9 років тому +2097

    I'm disappointed. I came here to see how to catch a crayfish salad, and instead it's a do it yourself recipe.

  • @yeahyes8430
    @yeahyes8430 6 років тому +367

    3:12 *Shoves Crayfish in kids face*

    • @alexanderhuang1447
      @alexanderhuang1447 6 років тому +3

      *Crayfish pinches kids nose*

    • @skullstompn
      @skullstompn 5 років тому +9

      Gordon’s gone cray-cray
      ...fish
      ...no?
      ...end me

    • @tenyth4039
      @tenyth4039 5 років тому +2

      @Maribor Forest weirdo

    • @archieb3057
      @archieb3057 5 років тому +2

      Maribor Forest wtf lmao

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 5 років тому

      @Maribor Forest He didnt deny it sooo...

  • @hellbusterdragon
    @hellbusterdragon 4 роки тому +13

    Gordon Ramsay being fun with children is so delightful

  • @qanh96
    @qanh96 8 років тому +112

    "A delicious crayfish salad that costs f***all" xD well said Ramsay

  • @proteiinshakee
    @proteiinshakee 8 років тому +2282

    This is cray cray

    • @baayala45
      @baayala45 8 років тому +4

      you sir earned yourself either a donut or slice of cake. choose wisely

    • @proteiinshakee
      @proteiinshakee 8 років тому +4

      baayala45 Hmm, this is a hard decision. Donut and a slice of cake sounds good. hmm, may i ask you 1 question? Are both of them well cooked or raw?

    • @nanodaz
      @nanodaz 8 років тому +13

      +Cloud ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWWW!!!!

    • @baayala45
      @baayala45 8 років тому +1

      Cloud both are cooked good sir

    • @proteiinshakee
      @proteiinshakee 8 років тому +3

      +baayala45 in that case, I would like the donut please ^^

  • @squeegeemcgee
    @squeegeemcgee 8 років тому +158

    i can't help but feel as though Gordon Ramsay is underrated.
    he seems like one of the most genuinely passionate, and interesting celebrities I've been introduced to. there's a lot of positive qualities you can learn from his videos, simply through the way he acts.

    • @shierocshieroc3735
      @shierocshieroc3735 7 років тому +1

      YaBoyBillson i really like him.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 7 років тому +21

      underrated? You think he is worth over a hundred million dollars and has multiple tv shows and restaurants and is "underrated"? just because you're clueless doesn't mean the rest of us are.

    • @Rachel.Greene
      @Rachel.Greene 7 років тому +3

      Underrated? Lol hes clearly the BIGGEST CELEBRITY CHEF in the world. Come on man u living under a rock or somthin?!

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 7 років тому +1

      YaBoyBillson Gordon Ramsay is amazing, but he's faaaaar from underrated, his expertise is highly regarded around the world.

  • @linewater2690
    @linewater2690 4 роки тому +32

    “Fight back, by eating as many as you can”
    “The supreme art of war is to subdue your enemy by *eating* them.”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @gonfreecs7347
    @gonfreecs7347 6 років тому +89

    “We’ve got to fight back by eating as many crayfish as we can!”I laughed so hard!

  • @raydebourgh4514
    @raydebourgh4514 5 років тому +253

    Gordon Ramsay: *grabs a live crayfish And takes a bite out of it*
    Also Gordon Ramsay: *RAW*

  • @Richard3rd665
    @Richard3rd665 6 років тому +415

    As a American, I approve of the imagery at the beginning of this video.

    • @mariobros7078
      @mariobros7078 5 років тому +14

      "As a American".. Yea, you're not helping us out very much there, bud

    • @ongnarukami4451
      @ongnarukami4451 5 років тому +13

      I like how the crayfish was carrying guns like americans

    • @micahsabol3141
      @micahsabol3141 5 років тому

      Ong Narukami that, my friend, is a stereotype

    • @ongnarukami4451
      @ongnarukami4451 5 років тому +1

      Little Boyeee True, a very small line between racism and funny stereotype

    • @micahsabol3141
      @micahsabol3141 5 років тому +1

      Ong Narukami just wait for someone to take that as offensive.

  • @Gobletofgyore
    @Gobletofgyore 4 місяці тому +2

    I love how the "American" crawdads are surrounded by mini artillery in the intro lmao

  • @KowitaG
    @KowitaG 9 років тому +2156

    Bro, crayfish are only 10 exp when fished, go to monkfish or something

    • @sopro671
      @sopro671 9 років тому +58

      there's too much bots, why not do runecrafting

    • @Ayolem1
      @Ayolem1 9 років тому +11

      fuck rc

    • @sopro671
      @sopro671 9 років тому +33

      No u 1v1 me whip 50m

    • @Ayolem1
      @Ayolem1 9 років тому

      fuck that too

    • @sopro671
      @sopro671 9 років тому +1

      +Kiohmo fuk u

  • @izouji2153
    @izouji2153 8 років тому +756

    That family is so lucky to have a god in their kitchen

    • @hamzaomar6276
      @hamzaomar6276 8 років тому +14

      Human Interaction true i want to see him

    • @deebo1186
      @deebo1186 7 років тому

      Jakob Louka *Gunshot

    • @deebo1186
      @deebo1186 7 років тому

      Jakob Louka I saw the grammar police.

    • @MrColeemon
      @MrColeemon 7 років тому

      Gordon Ramsey actually said in an interview that his wife controls the kitchen at home...

    • @hihowareya3165
      @hihowareya3165 7 років тому

      "Their"

  • @kylejaynes2949
    @kylejaynes2949 8 років тому +142

    "Fuck all".
    -Gordon Ramsay, 1966-Current year.

  • @jamesbanner6622
    @jamesbanner6622 4 роки тому +70

    “Considered too small”
    Heard that before

  • @_ystixneightmayre_6568
    @_ystixneightmayre_6568 8 років тому +377

    I don't know why...but I read the title and thought they actually caught a crayfish salad..

    • @IamPinhead
      @IamPinhead 8 років тому +55

      It's well known that Crayfish Salad can only be found in riverbeds in 'Straya.

    • @KingKanami
      @KingKanami 7 років тому +2

      lmao

    • @Abliskarian
      @Abliskarian 7 років тому +8

      Θ_Μystix Neightmayre_Θ OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS??? OMG ITS A WILD PLATE OF SALAD

    • @anth2344
      @anth2344 7 років тому

      Θ_Μystix Neightmayre_Θ only merica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥👌😫🍆💦 xD

  • @Jesse-nl7zv
    @Jesse-nl7zv 8 років тому +46

    "we got to fight back, fight back by eating as many as we can" that sounds like a good battle plan Ramsay

    • @abibasodidos6551
      @abibasodidos6551 7 років тому

      Jesus That's how real wars should-No..... Never mind...... Never mind.... Now that I out that image in my mind.... Never mind

  • @Lolo-be7wc
    @Lolo-be7wc 4 роки тому +86

    0:09 “STOP SHAKING ME!!!”

  • @cheeese5184
    @cheeese5184 4 роки тому +25

    Gordon: Oh , that’s invasive?
    *E A T I T*

  • @Aesthetic._Hub
    @Aesthetic._Hub 5 років тому +783

    Ya'll just gonna ignore the crayfish holding a gun at 0:02

    • @DrRosenPihnoos
      @DrRosenPihnoos 5 років тому +58

      °saluting intensifies°

    • @adamg6520
      @adamg6520 5 років тому +132

      That’s the way you know it’s American

    • @motomadman3300
      @motomadman3300 5 років тому +3

      This is Americq

    • @fluttershyfan5694
      @fluttershyfan5694 5 років тому +8

      Its not very suprising its holding a gun, its american.

    • @egg6838
      @egg6838 5 років тому +2

      @Joel Banning *Americq

  • @kylelussier7323
    @kylelussier7323 8 років тому +269

    Give poor people one of those catchers and a dead fish and you give them a food supply plus you get rid of the invasive species.

    • @eli6797
      @eli6797 8 років тому +54

      a good way to feed lots of hungry people

    • @coolkid7177
      @coolkid7177 8 років тому +29

      Or you can teach them how to fish and they can eat forever

    • @matthewnguyen1132
      @matthewnguyen1132 8 років тому +2

      +Cool Kid how they cook them

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic 8 років тому +2

      +Paul Hitchings
      not unless you do it commercially or are actually fishing with tackle in GFC controlled waters then it's $10 for a year where I'm from for personal and something like $75 for commercial purposes.

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic 8 років тому +1

      +Paul Hitchings
      but if you're on your own property or allow someone to fish for them on your property then it's all up to however many pounds you are allowed without a license...I think it's 3-5 pounds a week?

  • @AlgoCurioso2.0
    @AlgoCurioso2.0 5 років тому +289

    PETA have leave the chat.

  • @stxrenegade
    @stxrenegade 2 роки тому +1

    the cray fish crawling over the flags with some bombastic music playing really just tickled me. love this video

  • @johnzucc5005
    @johnzucc5005 5 років тому +48

    3:48
    "Look at that"
    "That is delicious
    *Omn'

  • @Bignickfromtheh
    @Bignickfromtheh 7 років тому +440

    Bruh if they're that much of an issue over there Ima go over there and start a boiled crawfish business Louisiana style and make a god damn killing

    • @jrno93
      @jrno93 6 років тому +22

      not gonna get far saying "bruh" in Britain

    • @glhf8756
      @glhf8756 6 років тому +22

      Shit would sell like hotcakes.

    • @lct8954
      @lct8954 6 років тому +16

      Nicholas Besson let me know. Ill go in on it with you shit

    • @thekillerkid7863
      @thekillerkid7863 6 років тому +8

      Hell yea Louisiana style

    • @randomthingz6417
      @randomthingz6417 6 років тому +13

      I’m from Louisiana and I KNOW how to make ‘em real good hmu fr fr if u wanna get together

  • @nawaazayube1735
    @nawaazayube1735 7 років тому +513

    1:55 i love how there just ingnoring the kid lol😂😂😂

  • @hruaiteasathing7277
    @hruaiteasathing7277 2 роки тому +3

    Gordon : "We got to fight back"
    Crayfishes : "How?"
    Gordon : "By putting you on my menu"

  • @ZachBail
    @ZachBail 5 років тому +170

    "And there is beautiful crayfish salad that costs fuckall"

  • @buttstain116
    @buttstain116 6 років тому +103

    ‘Their over fed, over sexed and their over here’
    Me: *WHEEZE*

    • @snowy8926
      @snowy8926 6 років тому +1

      BoiImLivingTrash 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊

    • @tinan4759
      @tinan4759 6 років тому

      buzzfeed unsolved

  • @danielknorr357
    @danielknorr357 8 років тому +64

    0:08 starts shaking the crayfish violently...

    • @ubermorph1000
      @ubermorph1000 7 років тому +9

      Daniel Knorr
      *SHAKING INTENSIFIES*

    • @jackjackal9121
      @jackjackal9121 7 років тому

      Daniel Knorr THAT CRAYFISH IS SHOOKT

  • @badidiotlol4603
    @badidiotlol4603 4 роки тому +10

    I like how to first catch the kid was screaming and they just ignore him

  • @Yomamasleftnut1
    @Yomamasleftnut1 4 роки тому +868

    "The Americans took over"
    Yeah...sorry. We have a tendency to do that.

    • @psycho_banana6665
      @psycho_banana6665 4 роки тому +9

      Way too true tbh

    • @nothorizon9613
      @nothorizon9613 4 роки тому +72

      You've never taken history it was always british that took over

    • @LoopShoop
      @LoopShoop 4 роки тому +14

      @@nothorizon9613 so what happened in the American revolution hmm?

    • @nothorizon9613
      @nothorizon9613 4 роки тому +3

      @@LoopShoop the big fight

    • @kysike666
      @kysike666 4 роки тому +1

      Ur stupid

  • @WaterConsumer78
    @WaterConsumer78 8 років тому +100

    gordan already killed one by ranting and shaking

  • @ChaddMellow
    @ChaddMellow 8 років тому +37

    "They cost Fuck all" - Gordon Ramsay

  • @liiam7302
    @liiam7302 4 місяці тому +1

    "We got to fight back by eating as much as we can"
    That's all you got to say, sign me up

  • @bradksmail
    @bradksmail 7 років тому +186

    Grabs the dead fish then runs his fingers through his hair.

  • @leikwilliams873
    @leikwilliams873 5 років тому +188

    "Over fed, over sexed, and they're over here"
    Good one Gordon😂

    • @saiku9081
      @saiku9081 3 роки тому

      Woah, he realli sai dat? Lul

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 роки тому +1

      a cat did you even watch the video

    • @chrismac1507
      @chrismac1507 3 роки тому

      @@saiku9081 bruh did you watch past the intro?

    • @amargen
      @amargen 3 роки тому +4

      it's a reference to what the Brits said about American soldiers in WW2; "the problem with the Americans is they're overpaid, oversexed, and over here." the reply was "the problem with the Brits is they're underpaid, undersexed, and under Eisenhower!"

  • @usernotSID
    @usernotSID 5 років тому +155

    0:02 , This is how they invaded England...

  • @aquasphere4390
    @aquasphere4390 4 роки тому +2

    Something about the American crawfish taking over Uk rivers makes me proud to be an American

  • @alfredrnstrand2415
    @alfredrnstrand2415 5 років тому +135

    Producer: how do you want to show people that they’re American?
    GR: Yes

  • @alvishunter7403
    @alvishunter7403 4 роки тому +202

    Gordon, if you place the live Crayfish in a heavy salt brine, for 30-45 mins, it will purge their intestines and give them a cleaner nicer flavor.

    • @SirMcLoin
      @SirMcLoin 4 роки тому +12

      Jesus

    • @engagingbus7991
      @engagingbus7991 4 роки тому +23

      Sounds tasty

    • @alerzaalex4974
      @alerzaalex4974 4 роки тому +27

      @Krokodil Krokodil agressive

    • @ActivelyVacant
      @ActivelyVacant 4 роки тому +58

      @Krokodil Krokodil They're about to be boiled to death, but it's the idea of putting them in salt water first that bothers you?

    • @toothytoad7075
      @toothytoad7075 4 роки тому +24

      @Krokodil Krokodil you hurt my feelings say sorry

  • @Myliesha_Wilson
    @Myliesha_Wilson 7 років тому +647

    I only came here cause the crayfish in the thumbnail looks like it's saying *do u wanna heckin gO?!*

    • @adamrules01
      @adamrules01 7 років тому +4

      U wanna go m8

    • @goofybruh3204
      @goofybruh3204 6 років тому +10

      Berome Jerome *nO sWeaRinG iN mY 12 yEaR oLd cRisTiaN mInecRaFt sErvEr*

    • @roboticbeaver5873
      @roboticbeaver5873 6 років тому +1

      Garlic Bread *FrIcK*

    • @goofybruh3204
      @goofybruh3204 6 років тому +2

      Desprate for Subs *yOu hAve sHameD oUr gOd,jeSus **cHriSt.yOu** wiLl gEt a sPankIng aNd gEt kIckEd oUt*

    • @goofybruh3204
      @goofybruh3204 6 років тому +1

      Desprate for Subs *bAd bOy*

  • @AJR-zg2py
    @AJR-zg2py 4 роки тому +44

    "We've got to fight back by eating as much as we can."
    *Louisiana has entered the chat*

  • @AZNCallOfDuty
    @AZNCallOfDuty 8 років тому +396

    My god I'm hungry as fuck

    • @HolyShadow
      @HolyShadow 8 років тому +20

      Marshall Eriksen it's 2 am and I'm torturing myself watching this

    • @Oc_2j
      @Oc_2j 8 років тому +1

      +HolyShadow LP 3:18 and i cant stop watching

    • @CloroxBleach-tp1mv
      @CloroxBleach-tp1mv 8 років тому

      Marshall Eriksen Barney is better lmao

    • @vongolaboii
      @vongolaboii 7 років тому

      Damn it Marshall!

    • @alifizharulhaq3370
      @alifizharulhaq3370 7 років тому +1

      God damn it Clorox Bleach, you are everywhere

  • @piggy5838
    @piggy5838 5 років тому +88

    *catches 20 kilos of crayfish*
    "Well boys we did it, the American crayfish is no more"

  • @phoenix9892
    @phoenix9892 5 років тому +3469

    I’ll edit this so the replies don’t make sense.

  • @sammy7419
    @sammy7419 4 роки тому +6

    Gordon: * flopping around the crayfish while talking *
    The Crayfish: Stop. STOP. STOP! bleurgh... * crayfish dies *
    ThatVeganTeacher is typing...

  • @nemisiesaidSTARS
    @nemisiesaidSTARS 5 років тому +74

    I bet the British crayfish were like,
    "Oy those bloody Americans took over, they did. Do you have any ideas for a solution?"
    "Well how about we call that lad Gordon. He ought to know what to do."
    "Gordon? Have you gone bonkers? What if he traps us instead?"
    "That's a risk I'm willing to take."
    They look over at two American crayfish clawing at each other, while others cheer on.

    • @woollyandwelly123
      @woollyandwelly123 5 років тому +1

      I really can’t tell if you’re from the states but that is not the way English people talk

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 5 років тому

      Woolly and Welly It’s exaggerated time be funny

    • @woollyandwelly123
      @woollyandwelly123 5 років тому

      Hairoun yeah sorry mate didn’t take the joke at the time and tbh I have no idea why lol

    • @SaintMeeksDontevERgetup
      @SaintMeeksDontevERgetup 4 роки тому

      "we're the British army and here to take your land "
      Some Irish song calling Brits gay

  • @MrSamyboy234
    @MrSamyboy234 7 років тому +794

    Dat shit *cray*

  • @xcylorx
    @xcylorx 9 років тому +52

    "That costs fuck all." Well then... I'll order one sir!

    • @Zarrakon
      @Zarrakon 9 років тому

      Edgy teen spoted

    • @QuadraticBajeena
      @QuadraticBajeena 9 років тому +1

      +Kyla Anderson It'd probably cost like $30 or something in a fancy restaurant lol

    • @xcylorx
      @xcylorx 9 років тому +1

      Probably lol

  • @purplemicrodot58
    @purplemicrodot58 3 місяці тому +1

    Crayfish and fresh jumbo shrimp are the only things I miss after leaving Louisiana.

  • @xFlared
    @xFlared 9 років тому +42

    Jesus Christ how many children does Gordon have. He breeds more than the crayfish.

    • @kaputasri
      @kaputasri 9 років тому +17

      +Admiral Ackbar Just look at his wife can any sane man resist that? If I'd had a girl like that she wont be getting any sleep and we'd be popping babies out the wahzoo.

    • @deka360
      @deka360 8 років тому

      he's creating a new Israel

    • @mapache7317
      @mapache7317 8 років тому

      +YoungD3mon314 yeah demonic spawns that dont persecute arabs they way arabs do in middle eastern countries to kurds syrians and other minority populations.

    • @xFlared
      @xFlared 8 років тому

      YoungD3mon314
      I have no idea how this conversation got this far from my initial comment.

    • @booster_740
      @booster_740 8 років тому

      +YoungD3mon314 yup and he tried to fight back as well

  • @187BURNZY
    @187BURNZY 9 років тому +45

    0:36 The crayfish is like .. ahhhhhhhh shit plz put me down Gordon

    • @PinkPearlVoice7
      @PinkPearlVoice7 8 років тому +1

      Or saying "ahhh god damn it im dizy out me down!!"

  • @EricCole69
    @EricCole69 8 років тому +51

    "A delicious crayfish salad, that costs fuck all" -Gordan Ramsay

  • @brandonspinner7027
    @brandonspinner7027 3 роки тому +2

    Gordon: we need to fight back by eating them!
    craw king: hold my beer.