After 32 years, I finally returned on the part 2 that nobody asked for, so here you go, enjoy man ranting about monkeys for 11 minutes Petition that I forgot about: chng.it/5fH2QjrM
@@watcher082 the background gameplay, there's a slight blur, not enough that it looks cool but just little enough that it almost seems like an accident
I know I'm like 2 years late but ninja kiwi revealed in a vlog post like 7 years ago that the engineer monkey and the wizard worked together to give the monkeys infinite ammo
Because it wasn't obvious that he was being sarcastic, and it just wasn't funny. Believe me, I watch UA-camrs who make satire, I laugh at jokes about lgbtq characters being "forced," but that's because there's a right way and a wrong way to make jokes like that. Dude just isn't funny, nothing wrong with that. He should learn and improve. Every youtuber starts out with room to grow.
@@bryan3021 It's an opinion to an extent. Like I said, I've seen the joke executed in a way that makes me laugh. meaning it can be done in a way that's appealing to more people. if u find it funny, fine. Im just saying that it wasn't executed very well. If it had been, you wouldn't see so many people complaining.
Not to mention "Gay characters that make sense don't exist." Also the implication that Psi was made nonbinary for advertising even though he literally had to check a trivia page on a fan wiki to find that out.
In Bloons Monkey city, you can make Bloons from Bloontonium, and attack other players. (Also, Bloontonium is something you can also use against the bloons, like wrapping human flesh around bullets)
I know that update 27.0 came out before this video, I'll make a video on beating big bloon Also some other stuff. 1: Since many of you 400 iq gamers don't understand, this video is a joke. I know that a monkey holding a bazooka doesn't make sense because it's a game. 2: About the Psi joke, I do not hate non binary people or condone it, you can do what ever you want as long as you don't hurt anyone, I'm fine with it, so sorry about that and for me saying non binary monkey child is political, it's not, I'm just an idiot.
If you have to explain logic behind this, EXPLAIN WHY THE FRICK DOES THESE MONKIES AND BALLOONS AND BLIMPS EXIST, LIKE COME ON, WHY DID THESE MONKEYS GO TO WAR EXPLAIN THAT jk i like these i just had more questions than answers created
Your wish has been granted. Now every tower has to reload after one shot and cost so much the price of the most expensive car has nothing compared to upgrading a 0-0-0 to 0-1-0. Also it will take five days to complete upgrading it
An update: since magic doesn’t exist and monkeys are not that strong or genius, we are adding a new mode: monkeys only. All monkeys have the same strength of a dart monkey and each non-monkey building will explode in 5 turns. If a monkey is using a machine, they will not shoot anything since they have to learn it
@@taltoskieron actually it did. when i was typing out this comment i used my psychic future powers and rolled around so that you would be wrong. bon appetit.
1:55 wait until you find out that in the real world, people are also gay for no apparent reason, they just are. there doesnt have to be a reason for them to exist.
There's a simple solution to the reloading problem: There's a tube that comes from the ground, into their feet, through their bodies, and into the gun. Therefore, the reloading and bullets storage all happens in the core of the earth. Simple as cheesecake :)
Either that, or there's just and extra free super monkey flying super fast from the ammo factories to the helicopter and back. So fast to the point that we cant actually see him with our mortal eyes.
One of the boss bloons is called "bloonarias the inflator" and after you beat a boss bloon you get a quote from them proving they are sentient somehow and bloonarias does make other bloons as you fight him so its likely that all the non boss bloons come from it the boss bloons still might be new zealand trying to conquer the world
Basically the game tells us a Tsar bomb (which is the largest bomb ever tested that almost blew the testers out of their planes mid flight) can’t bring down some giant rubber with wood around it. BUT A GRAPPLING HOOK CAN
@Mann Person actually, the existence of bases and acids as opposites directly correlates to the relationship between the hypothetical red and blue pill. as such, one cannot simply connect a based concept with a bluepilled one as based implies a progressive understanding of the concept at hand which further implies the opening of one's eyes to see past the quote unquote "popular opinion". this is at direct contrast with the blue pill, which is symbolic of blissful ignorance and willingness to remain in the current scenario. as such, the two are incompatible, and are mutually exclusive. in conclusion, balls.
i must say, a lot of the reloading problems can be fixed by saying the monkeees have a self replicating ammo carrying system that automatically transports ammo directly to the place it needs to be the moment before it is fired slash thrown (its more realistic than machines getting stronger because you threw beer at them)
Let me add some info, in BMC Mobile you get to learn a little about how bloons are created, they are basically rubber filled with bloontonium and ceramics are clay, (there is a building labeled "bloon compression chamber" that probably lets the bloons have so many layers) as for blimps, idk lol Also here's one small fun fact: In BMC mobile black white and zebra bloons are referred to as "thermal bloons" and are supposedly immune to extreme heat/cold, but black bloons can easily be popped by any tower with fire damage, like 4-X tack (also 4-X tack apparently shoots thermite) or X-3 apprentice, and are immune to bombs instead
7:11 It's actually even worse than this. The currency in BTD6 isn't necessarily USD. However, we know that bananas are worth at least 20 cash ingame. 40 pounds of bananas costs about 30 dollars in the real world, and three bananas is 1 pound. That would mean that each banana is worth 25 cents. Let's say there are five bananas in each hand that a monkey farm generates. Therefore, each banana is worth 4 cash. Thus, one USD is equal to 20 cash. Therefore, the Homeland Defense is actually only worth 2000 dollars on Medium difficulty, which is even more ridiculous.
Absolute zero should one shot baloon. They are made of helium and the absolute zero is the digit where gaz are inexistant, so, the gaz within the bloon don't exist anymore: result: bloons have no gaz inside.... they are full
LMAOOO.. the Chinese sweatshop joke took me out, jeez. Can’t believe you referred to Legend of the Night as Captain America. There was so much good humor in this video.
Technically the Missile upgrade straight to the moab eliminator makes sense, it just creates the missiles underground which you see from where the missiles come from Edit: Plus new missiles could come out of it any time
You are 100% correct that he just shoots with every new round magically appearing in his gun, but most snipers irl hold five rounds with a clip. I saw this in most vids about firearms.
@@VibrantEyesOfficial *they. They have they/them pronouns not he or she. Even when it was released people still don't like to hear that they use they/them
According to ninja kiwi, the sniper gun, nail gun, dartling gun (anything that would have ammo) has infinite ammo due to an infinite ammo box made by wizards and engineers.
Idk I think he’s joking bc I completely agree with intersex etc, when he said smart person the communist manifesto appeared on the screen, so he could be a leftist? Idk
9:20 lore wise bloons are inflated and powered by a naturally occurring powerful mildly radioactive chemical called bloontonium used to crystallize into bloonstones. The lore of the bloontonium is that it’s found naturally occurring inside bloons which still doesn’t explain how they are inflated and how regrows work
All of the non-explosive projectiles are enchanted with Loyalty, and the guns are enchanted with Infinity
damn, you solved it
Thats actually is a good point
he hacked the pentagon and worked with Anonymous to find this guys
@@MaxLevelIdotisbad i have the theory of the heli pilot
He just aim down, i saw it from some of the photo of the heli pilot
exactly
Imagine a realistic mod where the monkeys actually have to wait until the airplanes and ships build,oh wait ninja kiwi made BTD city-
and thats how the planes / bulding upgrades work, still dont know how they teleport though
@@watcher082 psi maybe
@@raypit7961 but i dont think psi can do that if its not equipped
@@watcher082 *they're
@@Redrob03 ???
4:33 the devs explained that the engineer and wizard monkey worked together to make a infinite ammunition box, so cool fact :D
How they reloadin doe?
they dont need to reload because once 1 bullet is consumed its replaced by another bullet instantly and for infinite time
So what could both paragons do?
Both have been released
Of course that makes sense but where's the magazine THATS THE PROBLEM
The blur affect in the gameplay is disorienting, I would find it better without it.
I heard some people say that, when ever I use background footage I should just remove blur, thanks for the advice
what blur?
@@watcher082 the background gameplay, there's a slight blur, not enough that it looks cool but just little enough that it almost seems like an accident
@@armaanshahzad2939 i was making a joke
@@armaanshahzad2939 fr thought my screen was fucked up for a second
I think the entity that upgrades the towers is the same as the one who reloads the guns
I know I'm like 2 years late but ninja kiwi revealed in a vlog post like 7 years ago that the engineer monkey and the wizard worked together to give the monkeys infinite ammo
2:05 "Like the 0-5-0 ice monkey (or your chances to get a girlfriend), the Absolute Zero."
What a good roast. Good job.
One of my favorite joke in this video
The great part is that it is accurate
The sniper monkey at max firing speed is like a aimbot hacker with instant reload
the balloons are alive.
that's btd lore.
And this is sarcasm............
How the hell are so many people taking this seriously? It’s unbelievable.
Because it wasn't obvious that he was being sarcastic, and it just wasn't funny. Believe me, I watch UA-camrs who make satire, I laugh at jokes about lgbtq characters being "forced," but that's because there's a right way and a wrong way to make jokes like that. Dude just isn't funny, nothing wrong with that. He should learn and improve. Every youtuber starts out with room to grow.
@@bugjams just your opinion a lot of people found it funny
@@bugjams Not everyone has the same sense of humor you know?
@@bryan3021 It's an opinion to an extent. Like I said, I've seen the joke executed in a way that makes me laugh. meaning it can be done in a way that's appealing to more people.
if u find it funny, fine. Im just saying that it wasn't executed very well. If it had been, you wouldn't see so many people complaining.
@@bugjams humor is subjective, shut up.
“THE ABILITY DOES ONE DAMAGE?!!!!!!” Is said really well for some reason
5:19 the wizard and engineer made a box of infinite ammo
Genius. Had me cracking up the whole time. Well made dude!
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Hi tewtiy, your videos are amazing.
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"but i think instant death should deal more than 1 goddaam layer"
I died on that part lol
You didn’t die a layer of skin got peeled off
Because it isn’t instant death in this
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“Don’t make this game political that’s just sad”
As a non-binary person this makes me feel queezy
Not to mention "Gay characters that make sense don't exist." Also the implication that Psi was made nonbinary for advertising even though he literally had to check a trivia page on a fan wiki to find that out.
nice pfp and uhhh yeah
The video is a joke
Most of his humor is based of satire
@@martyalcan4551when did he imply the monke was made nonbinary for advertising?
Dissapointed that you didnt talk about how the tack shooter can shoot at a normal bloon thats next to a camo bloon and not hit the camo bloon
Bloontonium.
How some paint can make a balloon avoid a nuke
@@nicole-wf4jn The same way paint can make balloons immune to hot burney things.
This actually happened in I think the first and second game.
Crossfire actually did hurt camo bloons in the fourth game, but this was removed bc it made camos too easy to deal with
It’s called Absolute Zero because it’s describing the amount of damage it does.
In Bloons Monkey city, you can make Bloons from Bloontonium, and attack other players. (Also, Bloontonium is something you can also use against the bloons, like wrapping human flesh around bullets)
it is basically like depleted uranium
Bloontonium reactor and hydra rocket pods moment, they're pretty potent as well
@@giganigga3025 depleted bloontonium
I know that update 27.0 came out before this video, I'll make a video on beating big bloon
Also some other stuff.
1: Since many of you 400 iq gamers don't understand, this video is a joke. I know that a monkey holding a bazooka doesn't make sense because it's a game.
2: About the Psi joke, I do not hate non binary people or condone it, you can do what ever you want as long as you don't hurt anyone, I'm fine with it, so sorry about that and for me saying non binary monkey child is political, it's not, I'm just an idiot.
Can't wait. Love these videos
My brain explded
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If you have to explain logic behind this, EXPLAIN WHY THE FRICK DOES THESE MONKIES AND BALLOONS AND BLIMPS EXIST, LIKE COME ON,
WHY DID THESE MONKEYS GO TO WAR EXPLAIN THAT
jk i like these i just had more questions than answers created
@@Cyan_Scug there is no lore. There is only monkey.
7:00 These aren't dollars, they're literal gold coins! ( a building costs that much cos of inflation)
6:07 certified kursgesagt moment
Your wish has been granted. Now every tower has to reload after one shot and cost so much the price of the most expensive car has nothing compared to upgrading a 0-0-0 to 0-1-0. Also it will take five days to complete upgrading it
Thank you, I can finally rest
An update: since magic doesn’t exist and monkeys are not that strong or genius, we are adding a new mode: monkeys only. All monkeys have the same strength of a dart monkey and each non-monkey building will explode in 5 turns. If a monkey is using a machine, they will not shoot anything since they have to learn it
@@dragon_pro69420 what the
@@dragon_pro69420 does that mean i just exist, and all bloon. Has low hp, lead and ceramics cant move, i farded, blimps are even weaker?
@@MaxLevelIdotisbad chances of girl when
"that's enough yelling at a small child for today" had me rolling
no it didn't
@@taltoskieron actually it did. when i was typing out this comment i used my psychic future powers and rolled around so that you would be wrong. bon appetit.
@@malloryfireflies8078 FUCK WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT THAT
@@malloryfireflies8078 ¹
for reAL
What makes it better is in older games, the sniper monkey had a quick reload animation lol.
1:55 wait until you find out that in the real world, people are also gay for no apparent reason, they just are. there doesnt have to be a reason for them to exist.
YES THERE DOES. THEY'RE NOT REAL. YOU ARE INSANE!
Cishet people are also irrational too.. they aren't "default" or anything, that's just who they are. These people man
When lead bloons are slow, but DDTs, which contain properties of leads, move like 10x faster
that's the dumbest thing I read in my entire life.
But they do at least have propellers so they should be able to move at all
DDTs move faster than your pe teacher
ddts just have a lot of compressed helium smh
They actually move faster than my IQ lol.
There's a simple solution to the reloading problem:
There's a tube that comes from the ground, into their feet, through their bodies, and into the gun. Therefore, the reloading and bullets storage all happens in the core of the earth.
Simple as cheesecake :)
You are a genius
Genius
So that's why they're immovable, Except with a Helicopter i guess.
the helicopter has 1000 portable ammo factories in the back of it
Either that, or there's just and extra free super monkey flying super fast from the ammo factories to the helicopter and back. So fast to the point that we cant actually see him with our mortal eyes.
The magic monkey and the monkey with the turets maked an weapon that will have infinity ammo
so true
Psi’s gender is yes
Knowing Psi it would probably be "maybe" "perhaps" "possibly" because that monke as seen things no one else has
One of the boss bloons is called "bloonarias the inflator" and after you beat a boss bloon you get a quote from them proving they are sentient somehow and bloonarias does make other bloons as you fight him so its likely that all the non boss bloons come from it the boss bloons still might be new zealand trying to conquer the world
what
@@literally-nobody242 TI:CR (Too Incomprehensible, Couldn't Read): Boss Bloons are sentient and Bloonarius is likely a non-Boss Bloon generator.
Basically the game tells us a Tsar bomb (which is the largest bomb ever tested that almost blew the testers out of their planes mid flight) can’t bring down some giant rubber with wood around it. BUT A GRAPPLING HOOK CAN
Haha boat go brrrrrrr
You see, the tsar bomba does not have enough piercing while the hook can straight up penetrate a moab’s heart. Don’t ask me, just trust me.
@@somerandomperson4586 it is the strongest bomb ever tested.
@@giganigga3025 IT DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH PIERCE!!!
@@ARandomSpace it demolishes literally everything possible, but in bloons it gets wrecked by a fucking black balloon
Weird thing here, the gameplay footage looks really blurry for some reason, I don’t know why
This was amazing. I was laughing the whole time. Ur so underrated.
ah yes the gender spectrum: male, female and political
True tho
Actually, it’s just two: Based and Political
@@phil8910 I can accept that
@@mihailmilev9909 based and redpilled
@Mann Person actually, the existence of bases and acids as opposites directly correlates to the relationship between the hypothetical red and blue pill. as such, one cannot simply connect a based concept with a bluepilled one as based implies a progressive understanding of the concept at hand which further implies the opening of one's eyes to see past the quote unquote "popular opinion". this is at direct contrast with the blue pill, which is symbolic of blissful ignorance and willingness to remain in the current scenario. as such, the two are incompatible, and are mutually exclusive. in conclusion, balls.
In the words of grouse : "there just fucken polygons dude"
According to BTD Lore the wizard monkey has made a infinite ammo box for the sniper and most likely ever other tower
5:25 the sniper has magic ammo for the others i have no idea
"like Captain america from star wars"
NOOOO, HE IS FROM NARUTO!!!
I thought he was Homer Simpson from Family Guy
I thought it was black panther
why every single one of your vid and comment trying to terminate my brain.exe
I thought he was Heavy Weapons Guy from Terraria
i must say, a lot of the reloading problems can be fixed by saying the monkeees have a self replicating ammo carrying system that automatically transports ammo directly to the place it needs to be the moment before it is fired slash thrown
(its more realistic than machines getting stronger because you threw beer at them)
yes
But that’s not fun
The wizard and engineer monkeys worked on infinite ammo, dart and other weapon boxes.
Let me add some info, in BMC Mobile you get to learn a little about how bloons are created, they are basically rubber filled with bloontonium and ceramics are clay, (there is a building labeled "bloon compression chamber" that probably lets the bloons have so many layers) as for blimps, idk lol
Also here's one small fun fact: In BMC mobile black white and zebra bloons are referred to as "thermal bloons" and are supposedly immune to extreme heat/cold, but black bloons can easily be popped by any tower with fire damage, like 4-X tack (also 4-X tack apparently shoots thermite) or X-3 apprentice, and are immune to bombs instead
I really couldn’t watch with the blurred gameplay, not sure if it’s a copyright thing but made a significant impact
It is causing my eyes to want to exit the skull
I do believe that the btd games a implying a color higherarchy
@William Burkowski wrong subreddit
@@bobshaw3107 no thats the right sun
@@citratune7830 I suppose it's right, it would just fit better somewhere else
7:11 It's actually even worse than this. The currency in BTD6 isn't necessarily USD. However, we know that bananas are worth at least 20 cash ingame. 40 pounds of bananas costs about 30 dollars in the real world, and three bananas is 1 pound. That would mean that each banana is worth 25 cents. Let's say there are five bananas in each hand that a monkey farm generates. Therefore, each banana is worth 4 cash. Thus, one USD is equal to 20 cash. Therefore, the Homeland Defense is actually only worth 2000 dollars on Medium difficulty, which is even more ridiculous.
The ammo problem is that in the lore, the alch and wiz collaborated and made an infinite ammo box
Well, the skill's name makes sense.
"Absolute zero" people will use it.
All video games don't make sense when you snap back to reality
Oh there goes gravity
@@mascamjv mom spageti
Vomit on his sweater already
The engineer and the wizard both came together to make a gun that does not need reloading
Absolute zero should one shot baloon. They are made of helium and the absolute zero is the digit where gaz are inexistant, so, the gaz within the bloon don't exist anymore: result: bloons have no gaz inside.... they are full
adding a nonbinary character was a really cute thing for ninja kiwi to do
LMAOOO.. the Chinese sweatshop joke took me out, jeez. Can’t believe you referred to Legend of the Night as Captain America. There was so much good humor in this video.
5:07 actually, sniper does reload the gun, the 1.5 second in between shots is how and when he reloads
But what about this
@@zhiqiangchen6235 but what about what? Bottom path has an underground belt of ammo for it, so there
Technically the Missile upgrade straight to the moab eliminator makes sense, it just creates the missiles underground which you see from where the missiles come from
Edit: Plus new missiles could come out of it any time
Dude this is hilarious, keep making more
Polish politics group who has most votes is named PIS xD
Przypadek? NIE SĄDZE!
Looks like PSI is actually involved with Polish politics, using the wrong word and somehow I hit another target.
@@MaxLevelIdotisbad *Polish* politics?
THAT'S QUADRUPLE SAD!!!
Dude apparently the wizard and engineer teamed up to give everyone infinite amounts of ammo
The ammo from the sniper disappeared
You are 100% correct that he just shoots with every new round magically appearing in his gun, but most snipers irl hold five rounds with a clip. I saw this in most vids about firearms.
You really didnt think of a really simple explanation to the upgrades-- Monkey God clearly has the reality stone.
5:10 and the bullets won’t make a pile.
6:10 20 times less than gold.
The Engineer and wizard monkey made a bottomless clip for the monkeys the sniper monkey. (and probably the rest of them)
*Psi's Description:* Oh yeah Psi helps out with THEIR psychic powers
*The Internet:* BuT wHaT's ThE gEnDeR???
The way you say this makes me believe you only recently figured it out, they confirmed it when he/she was teased
@@VibrantEyesOfficial *they. They have they/them pronouns not he or she. Even when it was released people still don't like to hear that they use they/them
@@KraylebStudios bro it's a digital monkey
@@memeulous4ft247 so why do you get offended about their gender? It's a digital monkey, after all. How does them being non-binary hurt you?
@@memeulous4ft247 non binary, men and women all exists outside of the game tho. All Equally valid options of gender.
Just wanna say ur humor is totally my style. U deserve more subscribers man keep up the good content
2:45 They call it absolute zero as it does no damage. It doesn’t mean that it freezes stuff to cold temperatures smh
9:23 "they'll just follow a path and die." "unless it's round 63 then they'll get past."
That blurry gameplay is hurting my eyes bro
your video gameplay made me rub my eyes like 4 different times. I thought my eyes were blurry
haha blur strong
The engineer and wizard made infinite ammo boxes
According to ninja kiwi, the sniper gun, nail gun, dartling gun (anything that would have ammo) has infinite ammo due to an infinite ammo box made by wizards and engineers.
How is having a non-gendered character political???
Idk I think he’s joking bc I completely agree with intersex etc, when he said smart person the communist manifesto appeared on the screen, so he could be a leftist? Idk
@@Bilbosh4ggins actually psi is nonbinary, people are intersex because of a birth defect
So country's still dont support the newer gender thingies and you'd be disrespecting certain people's cultures if you say the wrong thing.
9:06 I can’t stop replaying this lmao because
*”cOnGrAtUlaTiOnS yOu JuSt SuMmOnEd GoD”*
...
...And somehow it's weaker than Hindenburg II, defensive measures.
It is canon that the engineers and wizards have created an endless ammo box.
The wizard monkey and enginer makes it inf for the sniper
This video is absolutely hilarious and so well made, you are so underrated
NK when they realised absolute zero kills in 4 to 20 seconds: Mass buff it RFN
Sniper: I have 54 rounds in this 4 round magazine
my guy seraching for gold while looking at dirt
How is being nonbinary political
Who made the bloons?
Bloonarius the inflator:Omae wamu shinderu
NANI?!
apparently the wizard and engineer monkey made the sniper monkey a never-ending sniper rifle of ammo so he didnt have to reload
Ah my favourite film, Captain America and the Goblet of Fire
This is a masterpiece
9:20 lore wise bloons are inflated and powered by a naturally occurring powerful mildly radioactive chemical called bloontonium used to crystallize into bloonstones. The lore of the bloontonium is that it’s found naturally occurring inside bloons which still doesn’t explain how they are inflated and how regrows work
I think when it takes 1.5 seconds to shot he is probably reloading
Sniper monkey does reload the gun but it only reloads when the round has not started for 20 secs...
10:10 welp, we're screwed
Meanwhile this comment section: Wow, I can’t believe you’re taking this game so seriously
for the ammo problem ninja kiwi said the reason they have Infinite ammo is because they are using a never-ending bag of ammo
WE NEED A PART 3
Got me on the TRIPLE SAD lmao
Holy shit, completely underated content. This dude puts so much effort into editing and this is hilarious
Captain America from starw wars and the goblet of fire is a sentence that will live rent free in my brain and I'm fine with it
quadruple sad psi. has their name on their head forever. glowing.
2:21 bruh. Only America uses farrenhite
lmao how is gender political
It was a joke
For the sniper monkey and probably others, the engineer designed a never ending amo box.
How does a 300 helicopter hit bloons, but SPIKES ON THE GROUND DO TOO
This is an acid trip
good
This guy is underrated af
The sniper mag problem could be a hidden mag, like the Scout Elite, but it doesn’t help the fact that the Elite Defender doesn’t reload.
The reason for inf enchant on every tower is bc apparently the wizard and engineer made inf amounts of ammo