Chatty Patty Infomercial - Pirate Version

[@scareware]

As if the stereotype of the misogynistic construction worker wasn't enough, the gnashing plastic maw that follows at 0:58 scared the bejeezus out of me.

[@jadstudiosofficial]

Chatty Patty? You mean P. O. S. Petey?

[@keatontheloyalnarwhal2197]

1:40 Bad pun alert
FREE SHIPPING with a Pirate Ship in the Background

[@pedrocardiga7593]

Paul Heyman is a pirate?

[@loneshewolf74]

The only real reason anyone would buy this is so they can make it say swear words or make bodily noises.

[@misterninetyseven2898]

A voice recorder toy shaped like a parrot is worth $15? -_-

[@saturnfan32x]

If it's a chatty patty then. . . yes.

[@BradenTheBeaverHTF]

I’d rather buy it at big lots

[@nottsk2006]

0:07-0:11 (insert lenny face here)

[@honeyghagat7719]

I like to see other one ...

[@troywright359]

I hear you, I love you.