Elf Bowling: The Movie Review

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  • @TheDeldiz
    @TheDeldiz 9 років тому +261

    I have to say that the idea of Santa starting out as a pirate itself isn't THAT BAD. A character archetype who's about as greedy as they come learning that it's better to give than to take and ultimately becoming the poster-boy for generosity and good will is a staple of Christmas stories. Heck, if done right it has the potential to be the greatest "Santa Claus" origin story of all time, but these people killed it the second they decided to attach, or perhaps cut off its head surgically graft it onto the shoulders of "Elf Bowling"

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 9 років тому +5

      Sage Serendipity Why oh why did it have to be in Elf Bowling?

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 9 років тому +4

      Sage Serendipity I think that maybe someone had that idea for a movie initially, and somehow it got bought up by the people making Elf Bowling and got tacked onto their terrible film because whyyyyyyyyyyy not??

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 9 років тому

      Sage Serendipity See legos?? This is why so many people are buying mega blocks

    • @SitaraAleu
      @SitaraAleu 7 років тому +33

      I have to admit you're right. With enough thought and effort put into it, almost anything could be a good idea. This could've been original and funny if it had been done well. Off the top of my head, Santa starts out as Captain Nicholas Claus, a devil of a seaman and the purge of the seven seas. He leads a crew of societal outcasts consisting of crippled, but agile men and swift, feisty dwarves. Despite his tyranny, he follows a code of honor to never harm children or women, nor will he stand by if someone else is attacking them. One day, during a raid, he sees one of his crew attacking a mother and her child and he finishes his wayward comrade off, berating him for his honorless life. The gratitude shown by the mother causes him to feel guilty for what he'd done to her town, and this is further instated when the little girl gives him a gift in thanks. Long story short, through knowing this pair and realizing that he enjoys giving more than stealing, he resigns from being a pirate and enlists the still loyal dwarves to whom he'd shown kindness and respect to help him make toys to give away instead. The woman he saved later becomes Mrs Claus.
      THAT WAS JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 7 років тому +1

      Making Santa Claus a pirate is like making the Easter Bunny an alien, or making the Tooth Fairy a robber, or making Jesus Christ as someone who lives in Family Guy!

  • @Pancakedoezgaming21
    @Pancakedoezgaming21 8 років тому +209

    The worst part is that Tom Kenny (The voice of Spongebob), His wife Jill Talley (The voice of Karen On Spongebob), and Joe Alaskey (The voice of Grandpa Lou from The Rugrats and Various Looney toon characters) are in this movie

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 років тому +13

      It was probably an easy paycheck at the very least

    • @tonykoslowski5010
      @tonykoslowski5010 8 років тому +9

      +Donnel Waddle Dee Or maybe they were drunk the whole time. It would explain their performances in this movie.

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 8 років тому +11

      And the fact that Tom Kenny and Jill Talley are married in real life. I guess a marriage between two voice artists can mess things up.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 7 років тому +6

      I bet SpongeBob writers wrote this crap.

  • @obscureentertainment8303
    @obscureentertainment8303 9 років тому +241

    Santa's wife looks young enough to be his daughter.

    • @thekungachunga4578
      @thekungachunga4578 9 років тому +25

      Incest! You know, a Christmas movie!

    • @obscureentertainment8303
      @obscureentertainment8303 9 років тому +24

      Ben Nutter Either that, or Santa's one lucky son of a bitch.

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 9 років тому +5

      +Obscure Entertainment And my mom is short enough to look like my sister.

    • @LocoFan09
      @LocoFan09 9 років тому +4

      Why does this remind me of DarkSydePhil and PandaLee?

    • @lavenderplace8591
      @lavenderplace8591 8 років тому +1

      +MegaAnimazing My brother's taller than my mom.

  • @VenoMantis
    @VenoMantis 9 років тому +130

    "Who pooped in the peanut barrel?!"
    Quality writing right there.

  • @SuperCodywebb
    @SuperCodywebb 9 років тому +151

    I agree with you about that movie. It's the "FoodFight" of Christmas specials.

    • @SuperCodywebb
      @SuperCodywebb 9 років тому +5

      Just like "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" isn't spelled with a "?".

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 9 років тому +5

      SuperCodywebb And Life's a Jungle is the worse animated mockbuster version.

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 9 років тому

      +SuperCodywebb *..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @SAMSAM-bs3sl
      @SAMSAM-bs3sl 8 років тому +8

      No, Rapsittie Street Kids: Beleive in Santa is.

    • @lilsingingsensation
      @lilsingingsensation 8 років тому +2

      +SAM SAM shhhhhhhhhhh'
      _we dont talk about that_

  • @carrotsforone
    @carrotsforone 8 років тому +39

    This movie taught me that if I throw something heavy at a group of people they will instantly respect me.

  • @J0566
    @J0566 9 років тому +46

    Funny thing, this movie also ends with a teaser trailer for a Halloween themed sequel! That was obviously never made because they would have had to sell more than two copies and they didn't.

  • @ArcherSlamBAM
    @ArcherSlamBAM 9 років тому +87

    You know that the movie is going to REALLY SUCK when one of their first "jokes" is Santa asking "Who pooped in the peanut barrel." The only way to watch this is to watch others riff the ever living hell out of it. And this riffing was pretty damn hilarious.

    • @cutiepuppy4427
      @cutiepuppy4427 9 років тому +7

      Yet we never figured out who did it...

    • @پویاحسنزاده-د2د
      @پویاحسنزاده-د2د 9 років тому

      Gillian Quigley

    • @SEGASister
      @SEGASister 9 років тому +6

      Actually, we do. The fat pirate said he was sleepwalking when he did it, despite sleepwalkers never remembering what they did when they do sleepwalk. ._. A better question is this, "Why is that the best joke in the movie?"

    • @cutiepuppy4427
      @cutiepuppy4427 9 років тому +2

      SEGASister I'm bluffing the sleepwalker's response because of that logic.

    • @Brainulator9
      @Brainulator9 9 років тому +2

      "Fire on the poop deck!" Ha-ha-ha, his butt's on fire and he poops there. Ha, ha... _sighs_

  • @CvndyClvb
    @CvndyClvb 7 років тому +51

    "How come my underwear's on backwards?"
    Well that escalated quickly.

    • @hypno-scream5652
      @hypno-scream5652 6 років тому +1

      I don't really get it.

    • @alexbarrera4198
      @alexbarrera4198 6 років тому +5

      Hudson Williams you innocent soul

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 роки тому +4

      @@hypno-scream5652 You don’t want to know, trust me.

  • @keshiaanders6452
    @keshiaanders6452 7 років тому +76

    The only thing that Santa & pirates have in common are their laughs.
    Ho ho ho
    Yo ho ho
    (Just replace one letter of the first laugh).

  • @ricimer8517
    @ricimer8517 9 років тому +42

    bro you are underrated as hell. at first i could see why (you were a nostalgia critic rip of at first) but now that you got your own style, i don't see why more people watch you. i mean your better than that mike j guy, and your comedy is better than modern nostalgia critic

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 8 років тому +41

    R.I.P. Joe Alaskey. You deserved better than this.

  • @glmathgrant
    @glmathgrant 8 років тому +46

    The writers of this movie need a magic crystal that creates good movies instantly.

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 9 років тому +64

    More proof that Tom Kenny will literally take up any role as long as there`s a hefty pay check involved.

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 9 років тому +20

      More like he has a family and needs to provide for it.

    • @EagleTimberWolf
      @EagleTimberWolf 6 років тому +22

      Adult Swim: "Hey, Tom, we need you for a Samurai Jack revival."
      Tom Kenny: "Oh yea? What's my role?"
      Adult Swim: "A possibly gay robot assassin that makes penis jokes."
      Tom Kenny: "I have no further questions."

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 6 років тому +7

      Rae Johnson As well as Spyro the Dragon.

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 5 років тому +5

      @@LchanOtakudom Except Tom Kenny DID voice Spyro before the Reignited trilogy. He voiced him in the original Spyro 2 so it makes perfect sense for him to do it again since he was the best VA for the character.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 Рік тому +1

      ​@@EagleTimberWolfto be fair, I would gladly take that role

  • @TBTabby
    @TBTabby 8 років тому +15

    The Isle of Rangoon review mentioned that the historical Saint Nicholas was the patron saint of both thieves and sailors. And since pirates are thieving sailors, they have a natural connection to Saint Nicholas.

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 8 років тому +53

    2:01 The fat pirate unsheathes his sword ...That he was ALREADY holding?

  • @jmantime
    @jmantime 7 років тому +70

    it cost $6,500,000 to make this movie.........., you could make an anime with that money

  • @KH12foreve
    @KH12foreve 8 років тому +101

    Tom Kenny, please, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS

    • @811brian
      @811brian 8 років тому +5

      Spaghetti-Spider, as far as SpongeBob is concerned, Tom Kenny will do anything for a fucking Klondike Bar.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому +1

      Spaghetti-Spider that's harsh. I mean he didn't know this would be bad

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 6 років тому +1

      Carl Bloke Yeah, no one needs to assume the worst all the time. In fact, they shouldn't; it's not healthy.

    • @misttwist5655
      @misttwist5655 5 років тому +3

      @@artbytesia Neither is assuming the best all the time. Which I see you do that... a lot. .-.

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 5 років тому

      @@misttwist5655 I don't do it ALL the time. It just never hurts to see the good in people. If you do that, you're more inclined to show love to them.

  • @homecruz7743
    @homecruz7743 8 років тому +10

    If I wanted to see Tom Kenny as a pirate, I could just watch Spongebob! Thanks for reminding me, movie! Must be a Bowlingsheaux!

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 9 років тому +23

    That lightbulb only turned on when he laughed even though he was holding it. It's a Monsters Inc. lightbulb!

    • @Brainulator9
      @Brainulator9 9 років тому +2

      Creepy mouth...

    • @Isolder74
      @Isolder74 7 років тому +1

      Maybe he stole it from Fester.

  • @zfollowell
    @zfollowell 8 років тому +40

    so if you can fit over 10 billion toys in a bag, what happens when you put 10 billion bags full of toys into another bag?

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 років тому +16

      Bagception!

    • @zfollowell
      @zfollowell 8 років тому +5

      Bobsheaux I'm honestly surprised that you replayed but I must say this:
      The bag universe is slowly collapsing.... with hopefully this movie inside one of the bags....
      I'm not sure if that even made sense... maybe my brain is in one of the bags....

    • @tyhite100
      @tyhite100 8 років тому +4

      Haf ma brin colupsed

    • @darkzombiproductions7756
      @darkzombiproductions7756 7 років тому +2

      Zane Followell bagception

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 5 років тому

      Time lord Science!

  • @SilviaFingerotter
    @SilviaFingerotter 8 років тому +68

    The animation on the hair looks god awful.

    • @coppercross4871
      @coppercross4871 8 років тому +12

      The animation in general looks god-awful

    • @SilviaFingerotter
      @SilviaFingerotter 8 років тому +6

      Copper Cross Yeah but especially the hair. They didn't even bother to make it look like it's made up of strands.

    • @coppercross4871
      @coppercross4871 8 років тому +4

      Yeah, good point. Even Norm of the F***ing North got that right!

    • @KyrosTheWolf
      @KyrosTheWolf 7 років тому +6

      Plot twist: All the characters are bald so they made plastic wigs for their head

    • @SilviaFingerotter
      @SilviaFingerotter 7 років тому +2

      Oliver lol

  • @jonfoy6477
    @jonfoy6477 8 років тому +18

    one question... WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL!?

  • @moopiedoots1487
    @moopiedoots1487 7 років тому +17

    I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

  • @randomboy3m98
    @randomboy3m98 7 років тому +10

    8:26 600 AD apparently 17th century pirates, bowling, snowboarding, and steam power existed at the time. Yes Bobsheaux. Not just the 1600's but the 600's.

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 7 років тому +9

    A writer from Rocko's Modern Life and Phineas And Ferb wrote this movie.
    What?

  • @miffedakko9312
    @miffedakko9312 9 років тому +14

    3:45 YOU GOT THE TOUCH...YOU GOT THE POWAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @Killpop-ls4vb
    @Killpop-ls4vb 8 років тому +19

    I...still think FoodFight is worse. This is bad, but to me it's laughably bad. FoodFight actually made me break my PC

    • @misttwist5655
      @misttwist5655 5 років тому

      Oh jesus, poor PC.

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 3 роки тому

      Food fight made me contemplate bleach to mouth consumption

  • @cherrychocolate1434
    @cherrychocolate1434 9 років тому +13

    Believe it or not, they planned to make a sequel of this movie for Halloween of 2009 (I think. May have been a different year)

    • @barraki92reborn
      @barraki92reborn 9 років тому +4

      Nick Couffer I heard about that actually. The sequel actually never came to be, for obvious reasons. In a way it suffers the same trope as "Doug's First Movie" which was in fact, his *only* movie. With something like Pokemon or Marvel, merchandising rights alone would ensure that more movies would be made after the first film. However with something like Elf Bowling that has absolutely no merchandising rights to follow it (and the fact that there really wasn't anyone shouting for an Elf Bowling movie at any given time) this was a concept destined to fail, no matter how bad or good it ended up looking.

  • @KeybladeMasterVicky
    @KeybladeMasterVicky 9 років тому +35

    A pirate.....
    Santa was a pirate
    Wat the heck????

  • @androidinblack5291
    @androidinblack5291 6 років тому +5

    The sad thing is pirate Santa could have been an interesting origin story. Seeing this symbol of kindness grow from a fucking evil pirate sounds like the best character growth story ever conceived.

  • @meta527II
    @meta527II 2 роки тому +3

    I actually heard that the reason they were stealing toys was to sell them back for their parents' money, and that Santa tried to give them back because he felt bad about it.

  • @ZC-Infinity
    @ZC-Infinity 9 років тому +9

    Well, one thing this movie has over Foodfight! is that the motion capture looks a lot less awkward.

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 7 років тому +8

    R.I.P. Joe Alaskey. You deserved better.

  • @anthonypater8473
    @anthonypater8473 8 років тому +18

    I honestly find this movie hilarious.
    It's so stupid, lazy, and obnoxious it's funny to me.

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 8 років тому +5

    We watched this one as a drinking game and made our own rules. About halfway through I say "just drink everytime something can only be explained by magic" and it made the game much better.
    Also, Tom Kenny made us love it ironically.

  • @T5ComixCartoonz
    @T5ComixCartoonz 7 років тому +7

    Even though I'm not against the Santa as a pirate concept, the only reason I can see it being in this movie is because "Pirates of the Caribbean" was pretty hot shit around the time this came out.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  7 років тому +2

      So were the Transformers with the first movie coming out. Let's turn Santa into a giant robot! lol

    • @T5ComixCartoonz
      @T5ComixCartoonz 7 років тому

      Now THAT would have been silly. I suppose we should be grateful the filmmakers had at least that much restraint.

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 8 років тому +8

    Wow, I just found out that Martin Olson wrote this movie. For those unaware, he wrote for Phineas and Ferb and is the adoptive father of Olivia Olson, who voices Marceline on Adventure Time.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому

      AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) wow unbelievable

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux  9 років тому +34

    +Elleck Laise I call it simply The Box. lol

    • @kingofburgundy6323
      @kingofburgundy6323 9 років тому

      As soon as you here the title you know it sucks

    • @DeathLord1212000
      @DeathLord1212000 9 років тому

      You know, there were only 3 voice actors in this piece of crap.

    • @Xiaolin-Loonatic
      @Xiaolin-Loonatic 9 років тому +2

      Bobsheaux To me, Elf Bowling the movie is so bad, it's good.

    • @shellykemp5868
      @shellykemp5868 9 років тому

      +DeathLord1212000 BTW most of this movie wasn't even about bowling!

    • @whambamshang-a-lang6151
      @whambamshang-a-lang6151 9 років тому

      Did you catch the Detroit joke...? in the end.

  • @DanielChannel57
    @DanielChannel57 9 років тому +65

    Anyone else think that this guy's review is better than Mr.Enter's?

    • @Brainulator9
      @Brainulator9 9 років тому +17

      DanielChannel57 Very much so. Mr. Enter is just so angry that his videos are outright impossible to enjoy, but Bobsheaux is more balanced.

    • @DanielChannel57
      @DanielChannel57 9 років тому +17

      +Danny Stern Yep. And for the most part, Bobsheaux tries to make a joke out of a stupid line or moment.

    • @DanielChannel57
      @DanielChannel57 9 років тому +21

      +Lynn June Don't give me that, because I have autism too, and I don't get that angry often. Condition is never an excuse for bad behavior.

    • @Brainulator9
      @Brainulator9 9 років тому +7

      DanielChannel57 I have autism and suffer from a lot of the same symptoms as Enter does, and yet I have a long-standing contempt for him. Besides, this is the Internet, and as long as it's publicly accessible, anyone can criticize anything they want however they see fit.

    • @DanielChannel57
      @DanielChannel57 9 років тому +12

      +Danny Stern I don't see many critics on the internet that get that angry most of the time. Yes, there's the Nostalgia Critic, who I like, but he does it in a wacky, cartoony fashion and as a made up character. Enter on the other hand does it as himself in a whiny fashion, and that gets old really fast.

  • @MintyCow101
    @MintyCow101 9 років тому +28

    I would use that ball to make the movie
    Implode on itself.
    ....then spawn millions of dollars XD

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 9 років тому +14

    I'm gonna go make a movie about pretzels now...
    I'LL MAKE MILLIONS!!!!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 років тому +4

      +Folan Wolf A movie about pretzels. Pitch it to me! lol

    • @McHeisenburger
      @McHeisenburger 9 років тому +3

      +Bobsheaux
      I hear it's gonna be called "Twister".

    • @davidjohnson6087
      @davidjohnson6087 8 років тому

      +Bobsheaux I got the script!

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 2 роки тому +2

    Something I never noticed until now was that Santa's pirate ship was called the "Filthy Doe" with Doe being a female deer.

  • @nathanielrincon7907
    @nathanielrincon7907 8 років тому +8

    I noticed at 8:26 the calendars read Dec 600 a.d, 700, a.d and so on. One problem. Everything about Santa (while he was a pirate) was from the 1600s-1700s. that's a 1000 year gap there.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому

      Nathaniel Rincon well Santa was always immortal

    • @nathanielrincon7907
      @nathanielrincon7907 7 років тому +3

      Carl Bloke I know, that doesn't explain how he managed to get 17th century gear, during the Migration Era.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому

      Nathaniel Rincon just don't question the stupidity and logic of the movie. I'm just trying to find something that could make sense

    • @nathanielrincon7907
      @nathanielrincon7907 7 років тому

      Carl Bloke And I'm just pointing out things not touched on in the review. We're all here for the same reason anyway. To have fun.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому

      Nathaniel Rincon yeah true

  • @thegoatcarnival
    @thegoatcarnival 7 років тому +1

    I remember going to my Grandma's house on christmas, going onto the computer in her cat Braveheart's room (alias: Batcat), and playing the flash games on her computer.
    Elf bowling was one of them.

  • @SEGASister
    @SEGASister 9 років тому +14

    This is such a weird movie, I want to watch it just to see how messed up it is XD

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 3 роки тому +2

    wouldn't it make more sense if Dingle STOLE the Orb before the Workshop was destroyed?

    • @wetube6513
      @wetube6513 3 роки тому

      You mean the plot device?

  • @deens51
    @deens51 8 років тому +5

    Hey Niko! It's your cousin, Roman, let's go bowling.

  • @AkiraLionPilot
    @AkiraLionPilot 9 років тому +4

    Bagger looks like Dr. Octopus from Spiderman 2.

  • @kathyfreebury5713
    @kathyfreebury5713 2 роки тому +1

    I recently found out tom Kenny also plays dingle in this despite dingle sounding more like squidward

  • @williampulfer-melville8536
    @williampulfer-melville8536 3 роки тому +1

    19:56 I have to say the way Dinkle dies is probably one of the most mean-spirited deaths I've ever seen in a Christmas movie

  • @woodenfloor8563
    @woodenfloor8563 9 років тому +4

    How do you only have 5000 subscribers seriously? You deserve way more your funny af. :D

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 років тому +1

      Ave *shrugs* Got me. But I deserve MORE subs, you say? Be sure to share my videos with all your friends! :D

  • @sangieredwolf
    @sangieredwolf 8 років тому +12

    It is so awful to have a white man trying to do a cliche black voice... just don't

  • @joerogers9413
    @joerogers9413 6 років тому +4

    Saint Nicholas was the patron saint of sailors, so..........

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 8 років тому +11

    Bob, you and Mr. Enter should do a collaboration.

    • @SupaSonicFanboy
      @SupaSonicFanboy 8 років тому +13

      Mr. Enter is a too much of a cynic. He's even grumpier than IHE.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 8 років тому +3

      Yea i watch his videos but i often think Mr Enter is way too sensitive and easily offended and really exaggerates things.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому +1

      CyberLance26 that's stupid to assume

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 7 років тому

      Its how i think hes like.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому +1

      CyberLance26 perhaps you should watch him more often

  • @chanbear2005
    @chanbear2005 6 років тому +1

    Bob: What's The Point In Singing To The Audience?
    Me: Because The Audience Is The Victims!

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 5 років тому +1

    Probably a dozen times that I've watched someone review this movie and only now I remember that, well,
    PENGUINS DON'T LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE!

  • @philipitaliano1329
    @philipitaliano1329 7 років тому +6

    Elf bowling actually got worse reviews than Foodfight

  • @almnd4444
    @almnd4444 4 роки тому +1

    Santa Claus was a pirate....commercialism at its finest! The true spirit of Christmas where corporations steal your money for $#!+ you don't need! Just go drink some adult eggnog!

  • @Toby77c
    @Toby77c 9 років тому +9

    Please review misty island rescue from Thomas and friends

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 9 років тому +2

    "Even parodies need for effort than that..."
    Well, tell that to Seltzerberg.

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 9 років тому +3

    ...I agree with you on everything about this movie, I don't understand a single thing about it and it very much confuses me. The plot makes zero sense, everything makes zero sense in this movie. I don't even understand why this movie was even made.
    The song and video in the credits made up for it, though, mostly.

  • @ReggieKSanshire
    @ReggieKSanshire 6 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact:
    *There WAS gonna be a sequel.*

  • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744
    @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 6 років тому +2

    4 Years before Nostalgia Critic
    ( You Win )🖒

  • @jackgarrison8497
    @jackgarrison8497 4 роки тому +1

    Well The idea of Santa Claus being A Pirate in His past could be An Interesting Idea

  • @baronblackdragon9078
    @baronblackdragon9078 9 років тому +11

    The elf's face at 5:58! O_O

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 років тому +2

      +Baron Black Dragon What the kanoodle was that INDEED.... O_o

    • @lavenderplace8591
      @lavenderplace8591 8 років тому +1

      +Baron Black Dragon Ugh I can't stand her cleavage! 13:01

  • @KyrosTheWolf
    @KyrosTheWolf 7 років тому +2

    This movie fits into the 'So bad it's hilarious' category

  • @2doot
    @2doot 9 років тому +16

    oh god.... Tom Kenny was in this? You mean the dude who voices one of the worlds most iconical and highly known character in animated existence..... is in this piece of garbage?! I mean, Spongebob has turned into garbage too, but surely it can't be this bad, right? And even if it is, it used to be clever, funny, and original. What is he doing here?!

    • @tcostner99
      @tcostner99 9 років тому +1

      Well he also voices ice king

    • @jesusrox4u
      @jesusrox4u 9 років тому

      Tom Kenny was in this because he had too much magic dragon. (Pulls out a blunt) (Smokes it)

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 9 років тому

      Well, on the bright side, at least he was recently in a good Christmas special: "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!"

    • @jesusrox4u
      @jesusrox4u 9 років тому

      +Tesia Blake True.

    • @2doot
      @2doot 9 років тому

      Tesia Blake I was expecting that to be absolute shit, but I had a pleasant surprise.

  • @hypernova_119
    @hypernova_119 8 років тому +4

    Dingle sounds like Patchy the Pirate.

    • @NATE-op9tq
      @NATE-op9tq 8 років тому +3

      Well, they're both voiced by Tom Kenny.

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 6 років тому

      Also waluigi

  • @randomboy3m98
    @randomboy3m98 6 років тому +1

    The elves look like pentecostals when they're hit by the ball.

  • @fearsonia826
    @fearsonia826 7 років тому +6

    Woah! Is dingle voiced by the penguin from "the Batman?" Cuz he has the same laugh

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  7 років тому +1

      Yup... that's him. ;P

    • @fearsonia826
      @fearsonia826 7 років тому

      Bobsheaux oh god. The show I watched the most in my childhood is now in a way associated with this ;-;.

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 Рік тому +1

    We could've gotten a story on how St Nicholas became an immortal semi-human gift-giver...but instead we got this

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 9 років тому +8

    Are you sure Tom Kenny voiced Raffle?
    From the research I was able to gather, it said he voiced Dingle.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 років тому +2

      ***** He voiced both of them.

    • @AmishParadise27
      @AmishParadise27 9 років тому +2

      Bobsheaux Ah, okay. That doesn't surprise me. He's very talented.

    • @cherrychocolate1434
      @cherrychocolate1434 9 років тому +5

      ***** This is the worst thing he's ever been in, though. Don't deny it.

    • @lilsingingsensation
      @lilsingingsensation 9 років тому

      +AmishParadise27 I think he voices half the cast

  • @dankachu4448
    @dankachu4448 9 років тому +7

    I still think its fucking bullshit how you don't have millions of subscribes yet I mean your just so funny dude great work on your videos hope you get more recognition in the future and I am happy to say I am now a subscriber

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 років тому +1

      Electric mouse Thank you for watching and subscribing. :D If not having millions of subscribers is that horrible, I'm counting on YOU and everyone else to change that! Spread my videos far and wide! Share them with all who will see them! I can only MAKE the videos. It's up to my AUDIENCE to make them go viral! ;D

  • @Rainkit
    @Rainkit 9 років тому +4

    What is with that animation? Robot chicken moves smoother!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 років тому

      +AKArainkit The animation isn't as smooth because it's taken directly from life.
      ....wait what?

    • @Rainkit
      @Rainkit 9 років тому

      +Bobsheaux Wait, what?!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 років тому

      +AKArainkit It's all motion-capture, which somehow looks LESS lifelike in too many cases. :S

    • @Rainkit
      @Rainkit 9 років тому

      What? How? How did they... Why... I don't....
      LOGIC ERROR!!! LOGIC ERROR!!! LOGIC ERROR!!!

  • @greenstuff3706
    @greenstuff3706 7 років тому +1

    About your point about why Dingle needed Lex to convince the other elves to go to Fiji, even though he was fired from working in the factory, I can honestly say that that was one of the very, very few things that this movie actually got right. We can see since the start of the movie that Lex is very well liked among the other workers, apparently even being a leader to them, so of course they still follow him as a friend even if he can't officially work with them anymore.

  • @AnimeRocksMyWorld16
    @AnimeRocksMyWorld16 4 роки тому +1

    I keep coming across these videos from years ago it’s awesome!! Also I can’t wait for new ones I seen the recent October ones exsept the one that wascopy righted lol hopefully you can load it ! Love your videos !!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  4 роки тому +1

      Hey, thanks for watching. 😁 And worry not; the copyright strikes never last for long...

  • @Pc_98_Fan
    @Pc_98_Fan 4 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: Elf Bowling got a DS port that ended up being *so bad* that got discontinued one week later

  • @Kirkklan
    @Kirkklan 7 років тому +1

    "YOU'RE AN IDIOTS!!!"
    -Bob, 2014
    :P

  • @hgarr
    @hgarr 4 роки тому +1

    I find it hilarious how the redheaded woman at 13:02 looks almost exactly like the Australian politician Pauline Hanson.
    Its fitting, because her politics are about as good as this movie.
    In some photos she even has the same earrings and necklace!

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 8 років тому +3

    Are you talking about the Matrix of Leadership from the Transformers cartoon, or the Revenge of the Fallen Matrix of Leadership?

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 років тому +1

      There is only ONE Matrix of Leadership, not that "legendary key" bullcrap from RotF. -_-

  • @zfollowell
    @zfollowell 8 років тому +1

    here is something interesting: Diggle has the same voice as the dirty bubble in spongbob.

    • @Killpop-ls4vb
      @Killpop-ls4vb 8 років тому +2

      He also has the same voice as SpongeBob himself

    • @zfollowell
      @zfollowell 8 років тому

      I know.

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 5 років тому +1

    You glossed over "Brother, you keep your hor strudel in your pants"

  • @GJYYNGII
    @GJYYNGII 9 років тому +1

    You really look a lot like my science teacher back in the 7th grade.

  • @sydneyhamilton2575
    @sydneyhamilton2575 Рік тому

    We Also See Santa Claus As A Russian Swashbuckler In Rise of The Guardians

  • @misterninetyseven2898
    @misterninetyseven2898 5 років тому +1

    I only have one question about this movie:
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    WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!

  • @emilymcmahan7630
    @emilymcmahan7630 8 років тому +3

    Let's see how SPA does with its Emoji film. and yes, there is actually an emoji film in production.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 років тому +5

      +Emily McMahan *facepalm*

    • @emilymcmahan7630
      @emilymcmahan7630 8 років тому +1

      Bobsheaux I know.

    • @davidjohnson6087
      @davidjohnson6087 8 років тому

      +Emily McMahan I got the script

    • @IMCR8Z
      @IMCR8Z 8 років тому

      +Emily McMahan The only way I could see that KINDA SORTA working if it was like Toy Story, but with Emojis. Would most likely still suck, though.

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 8 років тому

      +Emily McMahan God has abandoned us.

  • @oianony7098
    @oianony7098 4 роки тому

    maybe the mountains have bagger's special bags that they can fill in all 3 mountains and the orb conjours up the bag and sled at will which takes one of the bags from the mountains? kinda like how a wish can actually give you anything you want but in exchange it takes it away from something or somewhere else -pokemon jirachi movie being an example when max wishes for candy and all of the sudden candy is vanishing from the venders and appearing like rain around max-
    not trying to make excuses but it might be something the writers thought of but never properly explained.

  • @preferablygeneric
    @preferablygeneric 6 років тому +1

    6:58 That elf in the lower right corner reminds me of CDI Link...

  • @avacornthelastponybender8583
    @avacornthelastponybender8583 17 днів тому +1

    Ok Bob, I saw Sabersparks' review on this crap & I know for a fact you owe us at least FIVE Must Be a Bobsheauxs!

  • @modernloverwalking
    @modernloverwalking 9 років тому

    I had that game for nintendo ds! It included 3 mini games I think, and one where you're supposed to throw the elves who were dressed in speedos as far you could...
    And also those easter island heads were a part of the game.

  • @nikerailfanningttm9046
    @nikerailfanningttm9046 2 роки тому

    15:03 someone make this *”WHAT?!?!?”* into a meme! This shit is a classic!

  • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
    @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 8 років тому +3

    I'm going to make a movie called Wii sports, the movie

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 років тому +1

      Go ahead. I can already see something with potential out of that title. Maybe a superior re-imagining of The Wizard?

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 8 років тому

      and once its released? could i send you a link to it so you cold review it?Bobsheaux

    • @TheRich4270
      @TheRich4270 6 років тому

      I'd watch that!

  • @ryanjapan3113
    @ryanjapan3113 4 роки тому +1

    6:34 but their crew didn’t make them walk the plank?

  • @critica77y77
    @critica77y77 7 років тому +1

    7:54 Maybe the orb teleported the sleigh in, and it already existed before.

  • @mahounoahohale-bopp6285
    @mahounoahohale-bopp6285 7 років тому

    Your opening statement gave hope to this aspiring little screenwriter.

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 5 років тому

    Rapple also made Doug Walker have Rapsittie Street Kids flashbacks

  • @SitaraAleu
    @SitaraAleu 8 років тому +1

    Making and stockpiling toys despite no one to deliver them and no one to give them to...now why does that sound familiar? Oh wait, that's because Santa Claus is Coming To Town did it! And their reasoning was that they once were expert toymakers to the king before harsh laws forbade them from working and making toys was literally all they knew. And that movie is a beloved classic.

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 9 років тому

    Merry Christmas, Bob!

  • @sydneyhamilton2575
    @sydneyhamilton2575 Рік тому

    Here's A List Of My Favorite Tom Kenny Characters Going For A Lynch Mob On Killing Dingle:
    Valhallen (Dexter's Laboratory)
    Dog (Catdog)
    Ratbert (Dilbert)
    Spyro The Dragon (Spyro The Video Game)
    Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
    Scaramouche (Samurai Jack)
    Mumbo Jumbo (Teen Titans)
    Fixit (Teen Titains)
    Klofange (Xiaolin Showdown)
    Eduardo (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)
    Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yander)
    Oswald Cobblepot "The Penguin" (The Batman)
    Clayface's Hand (Harley Quinn)
    Simon Petrikov "Ice King" (Adventure Time)
    Rabbit (Winnie The Pooh)

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem Рік тому

      He's the chosen one, not patrick. A man of highs and lows.