Always thought something felt extremely off about her. Then when people came out about how she behaved in her personal life I wasn't surprised whatsoever.
Jaydos my guy. He's done stand up and I thought it was pretty good. Also Killa, corny how? Cause your username seems pretty corny to me so it's hard to take you seriously lol
7:59 _WOOOOOOOOOOW!_ That's the first time Nikki ever got serious & dragged someone for filth, sheesh! **the whole room got quiet** 👀 She's a Scorpio for real! 😂😂😂
Nikki is beautiful! I love how Geo is so supportive of her. Anyway, I looooove David. He is for real funny, skinny or fat. He's just so smart and witty. It's so entertaining to hear his retorts and his stories.
I agree with Smile. They were talking about unfunny female comics and she recently was terrible. Whats funny about that? Hey Yasuno, who do you find funny? And why is David unfunny to you? Serious question
Joe is right about crazy people. I had a dude who was always alone so I felt bad. I used to be super shy and reclusive. I'm still an introvert. Everybody in my class knew him from another school year where I wasn't there. They warned me. I tried to be friends with him. He was so crazy he once said in class one day he shoot the school up and people will pay for their bullying. He said I was his only friend and that I wouldn't have to worry about anything because I was nice to him. His words! I was blown away. I was like "Thanks! Wait, what?" I would call him crazy sometimes for what he said and he would laugh and say I'm funny and act like I'm his best friend. It was super worrying at times. I kept a pen in my pocket after that. I'm ready to be a hero and stab a fool when he starts something. He would be dumb enough to tell me before he did it. But truly he was a genius. He was making apps before that was a thing like nowadays. He was making lots of money repairing PCs and by 21 was legally doing everything to start an online business while we were all still studying computers and networks. This dude excelled in all classes.
@@AshbeeGaming Yeah, I heard a story about someone diagnosing themselves then the doctor actually misdiagnosed with something completely differently then they ended up getting bipolar on the extreme end because of it. Its quite scary and the harmful effects will stay with you. 👌🏽
I have a computer/calculator friend. Very nice, very sweet yet frustratingling ( not sure if that's a word) over analysis everything, especially friendships. Talks to himself (thinking aloud), self aware that he is wired differently and weird but if someone just doesn't like him he stresses over it. He convinces himself that it's all in his head logically but losing people even animals is a hard thing for him. He tries to open up which I do see him struggle with social interaction yet he's the one making a get together group. I love him, one of my dearest friends. I I have a forgetful memory but I don't remember exactly what he has been diagnosed with.
the squad is mistaking having an idiosyncratic/heterodox personality as having asperger's. just because you were weird/didn't fit in/shy/etc. doesn't mean you have an actual medical condition lol
@dantelo88 Asperger is part of the autistic spectrum and one could say that it is on the more mild side. People with this condition have many problems in the social context of communication, so I do not think they have Asperger because, they enjoy aligning their toys, it's not the most important sign of the syndrome, their social skills are the most important. I hope that with this I can understand a little bit of autism and why it is bad that they self-diagnose themselves.
3:37 David: “It’s way funnier when we fall.” Dayummm David be referencing all those fat people falling compilations from early UA-cam. I remember watching those in middle school.
to answer David's question: Aspergers Syndrome is a disability that, like Joe said, they don't understand social context. but in the sense that everything is severely delayed. Example of Aspergers can start from birth: most babies by the time they hit 10 months will know their names, but babies with Aspergers syndrome babies you can call their names but will not respond. to this issue, as well they also lack at this age fine motor skills, and will be severally delayed.
I don't respect Amy Schumer as a comedian at all. She steals jokes. There is a compilation of her saying all the jokes she has ever stolen. She has even told Ellen one of her own jokes from her stand up special.
I believe doing comedy professionally can get into comedians' heads too much. I've been listening to podcasts by Theo Von and Bobby Lee after they cracked me up on this show, but until you listen to comedians discuss their jobs amongst themselves (which is what they often do on their podcasts) you don't realize how serious they can get about it. Maybe David's holding himself back a little more now.
Goby yea maybe but i saw that tigerbelly podcast and i think they are more embraced by comedy than david rn, david is prolly busy with all his business and has to be serious most of the time
I remember seeing a Reddit post about a guy who would wear a trench coat and glasses everyday to high school. He found out a couple years later that the one friend he had only became friends with him at first so that he wouldn't kill him if he ever became a school shooter, so you're not alone Joe lmao
Probably because she got called out for stealing jokes. And not just jokes but the delivery as well. Guess without being able to watch and rehearse to the source material makes it harder to land jokes
YOOO Joe just read my mind. I'm currently working on a research project for school and my topic was the "Unabomber". As I was googling and for information with JKNews playing in the background Joe mentioned the "Unabomber". This shit crazy...
Fat DavidSO or Skinny DavidSO is just an outer shell. Most importantly DavidSO genius comedy timing was what made me got hook on JKNews. Each JKNews segments will be comedy gold if the trio (David+Bart+Joe) are altogether. Support from Penang Island Malaysia. x0x0
*LOL, wtf. I didn't even recognize David until he started talking. Now that he's lost so much weight, it's so much more apparent that he's really tall.*
People with Aspergers can get therapy and otherwise work on learning social cues to where they seem "normal". I think many of them tend to have some genius qualities too. It's very cool imo.
13:49 Jess has never been MORE right about Joe. 😭😭💀
It's an Asian thing 😉
She's perfect for him
just to point it out that david did a halloween costume as the up kid with mariel as i think gogo tamago.
@@richardsantanna5398 but he ain't perfect for her
“I’ve never seen her kill so I don’t know” periodt! 😂😂😂😂
Lele Pons might be a bad example, because she is not funny at all
Always thought something felt extremely off about her. Then when people came out about how she behaved in her personal life I wasn't surprised whatsoever.
It doesn't matter how much lele pons tries to downplay, she's still not funny tbh.
Jimmy Kantstandyourbitz women aren’t funny B
hopefully they dont make her a guest here
I'm glad we all agree
Jasmine Marrie I would probably contemplate an unsubscribe and would definitely miss about a week or two of uploads... lol
why do you think her name is "lele" and not "hehe"????????????????????????????
yeah Amy Schumer isn't funny AT ALL....... with Nikki all the way on this one
And she copies most of her work. Like how unfunny can you be?
Only David can think she's funny because they're both not funny.
Yasuno Chikao oh man i wish david does stand up just so i can laugh at how much he’ll embarrass himself
@@jancheta43? He had stand up clips.... Search it up on UA-cam
Jaydos my guy. He's done stand up and I thought it was pretty good. Also Killa, corny how? Cause your username seems pretty corny to me so it's hard to take you seriously lol
7:20 Because she steals jokes from other comedians. This is probably her first time making her own jokes lol.
Her klepto side is unapologetically hilarious
7:59 _WOOOOOOOOOOW!_ That's the first time Nikki ever got serious & dragged someone for filth, sheesh! **the whole room got quiet** 👀 She's a Scorpio for real! 😂😂😂
She's right though
i mean amy schumer is pretty terrible, and she steals jokes from smaller comedians
We don't play LMFAO
Sun Daze yea girl! Only scorpios wear orange shirts! She’s such a Scorpio forreal.
B Mirror
Hahaha. That’s what I have on, but a little darker
Shout out to James Rodolfo. (Most likely the fan account with cool clips mentioned @1:28)
Amy Schumer is NOT funny at all. Plus she steals other people’s jokes all the time
Totes
Yeah you're a bit late
Joy You and nikki and everyone else with an functional brain agrees with you
I'm learning more and more about Nikki every episode. She's such an interesting character
Lele Pons is known for comedy???? What
Her vine days are...
Shout out to Nikki for speaking the truth on Any Shumer
Nah, she's just being a pick me
@@ayofrtho7014 lmao imagine making this comment 3 years after the video was posted and knowing about Amy Shumer lol
Y'all should get Ali Wong on as a guest
I been thinking this
Nikki: "I've never seen her kill, so I don't know."
Me: 😂
Burnnnnn
“you always tryna have something”
Nikki Limo is definately one of those people that are "all that" very smokyy and such a great attractive personality
I'm a simple man, I see David, I click
You must be some kinda simple if you find his fake ass funny.
@@corywilson2007 why are you watching then
Cory Wilson why are you watching this if you are a hater
If I see David I click too
Oh shit you guys got me boom roasted hell yeah guys apparently he's the only one on this whole channel right?
Yeah, I'm here for Nikki!!!💕💕💕
My favorite stand up comedian is probably Gabriel Iglesias. I can relate alot to him so it makes all his jokes funnier.
I'm not familiar with him, but does his jokes always involve hentai?!? ;-)
@@sayjaibao01188 I don't know what that is. 🤔
Dude Wazap lol
I demand a video where joe screams in Japanese like the angry bike gangs
Nikki is beautiful! I love how Geo is so supportive of her. Anyway, I looooove David. He is for real funny, skinny or fat. He's just so smart and witty. It's so entertaining to hear his retorts and his stories.
David funny? I don't see it
David complaining all day long is funny? Ok....
all i'm wondering is if y'all ate what's in the shake shack bag back there...
I know right. 👊😒
I doubt Joe has Asbergers, like he wouldn’t be laughing if he did for a lot of the jokes.Hahahah Jess is soo right!! 😂😂
There are plenty of people with aspergers that understand jokes.
LOL out of all female Comics to bring up David brings up Amy Schumer, now that is hilarious
Cuz he was amazed how she bombed her own special what is funny about that? I curious ya know
We know why. They're both unfunny af
I agree with Smile. They were talking about unfunny female comics and she recently was terrible. Whats funny about that?
Hey Yasuno, who do you find funny? And why is David unfunny to you? Serious question
Yasuno Chikao I mean you’re not original for shit since you just
Commented that same thing on someone else you Oompa Loompa 😂
I feel like skinny David is more cynical
Yes. Fat David all the way
I don’t care David is david
That’s right! Fat David all the way! David get fat quick..
I fell like David is a classical hater. He hates on everyone and everything he can't have.
Yeah I never actually said which David I preferred. Just said skinny he's more of a cynic.
Schumer's special probably sucked because she didn't steal her material.
Only like the end was good
YOOOOOO that new guy looks like Asian Joker.
Bruh 😂😆💀
Can someone drop that asperger's quiz link lol
Joe is right about crazy people. I had a dude who was always alone so I felt bad. I used to be super shy and reclusive. I'm still an introvert. Everybody in my class knew him from another school year where I wasn't there. They warned me. I tried to be friends with him. He was so crazy he once said in class one day he shoot the school up and people will pay for their bullying. He said I was his only friend and that I wouldn't have to worry about anything because I was nice to him. His words! I was blown away. I was like "Thanks! Wait, what?"
I would call him crazy sometimes for what he said and he would laugh and say I'm funny and act like I'm his best friend. It was super worrying at times. I kept a pen in my pocket after that. I'm ready to be a hero and stab a fool when he starts something. He would be dumb enough to tell me before he did it.
But truly he was a genius. He was making apps before that was a thing like nowadays. He was making lots of money repairing PCs and by 21 was legally doing everything to start an online business while we were all still studying computers and networks. This dude excelled in all classes.
Fat david was funnier. Skin and bones david be givin nutrition advice every second video
Don't self diagnose unless its really clear that you have that. Always get diagnosed even though you can misdiagnosed sometimes and that can harm you.
Very good advice, misdiagnosis' often lead to more harm than good
@@AshbeeGaming Yeah, I heard a story about someone diagnosing themselves then the doctor actually misdiagnosed with something completely differently then they ended up getting bipolar on the extreme end because of it. Its quite scary and the harmful effects will stay with you. 👌🏽
need more episodes of Nikki hosting! she's great!
I have a computer/calculator friend. Very nice, very sweet yet frustratingling ( not sure if that's a word) over analysis everything, especially friendships. Talks to himself (thinking aloud), self aware that he is wired differently and weird but if someone just doesn't like him he stresses over it. He convinces himself that it's all in his head logically but losing people even animals is a hard thing for him. He tries to open up which I do see him struggle with social interaction yet he's the one making a get together group. I love him, one of my dearest friends. I I have a forgetful memory but I don't remember exactly what he has been diagnosed with.
0:50 when Peter tried it on Stewie 😂
I always correct people's grammar and pronunciation. It doesn't make me a genius. It's just one of my biggest pet peeves.
But you're not doing it with Tiff
@@anumeu8549 why would I do it with Tiffany? It's not like she'd see it.
Corect dis bish, could of spend you're tyme awn sum fink productiv insted
@@highfunq2863 Fuck off
Correcting people doesn’t make you seem like a genius, it just makes you seem pretentious.
The way Nikki got flustered was adorable. I love these guys.
Nikki is just such a good host!!
I LOVE OFF THE RECORD 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Question. How come josh has never been part of jk news?
They dont value Josh's opinions.
@mike tf? you dumbass
mike kev, rick or boze is what then?
@mike what if Josh doesn't feel like going on JKNews?
All of you guys getting offended at @Mike comment are dumb... y'all dont get the reference... fake fans
the squad is mistaking having an idiosyncratic/heterodox personality as having asperger's. just because you were weird/didn't fit in/shy/etc. doesn't mean you have an actual medical condition lol
@dantelo88 Asperger is part of the autistic spectrum and one could say that it is on the more mild side. People with this condition have many problems in the social context of communication, so I do not think they have Asperger because, they enjoy aligning their toys, it's not the most important sign of the syndrome, their social skills are the most important. I hope that with this I can understand a little bit of autism and why it is bad that they self-diagnose themselves.
Damn, Nikki coming in hot with throwing the shade!
I always want more joe then I just discovered joe youtube and i still want more
3:37 David: “It’s way funnier when we fall.”
Dayummm David be referencing all those fat people falling compilations from early UA-cam. I remember watching those in middle school.
to answer David's question: Aspergers Syndrome is a disability that, like Joe said, they don't understand social context. but in the sense that everything is severely delayed.
Example of Aspergers can start from birth: most babies by the time they hit 10 months will know their names, but babies with Aspergers syndrome babies you can call their names but will not respond. to this issue, as well they also lack at this age fine motor skills, and will be severally delayed.
This was the best episode in a while! Loved it, So funny!
I think you mean PLUS SIZE David vs socially conforming David.
Lol
At 15:50, but David doesn’t he always call out people when they mess up a word lmao
13:43 I love Geo's sarcasm 😁
Fat David and Skinny David are both hella funny.
Both also hella lame.
Take the good with the bad. :D
Niki is an awesome host! just thought I’d throw that out there.
Nikki is so witty and responsive as the hostess - the best!!!
I think David is just as funny and Im proud of him
David in general is foooooine!
Lol reminds me of that episode in the Simpson's where homer became smart and decided to become dumb again
YES I’m so happy David talked about Amy’s Netflix special because I thought it was trash too!!!!!!
David forgot his fedora
Can’t believe I didn’t know what geo shirt was at first. I need one of those, real fans know what it’s from
What's it from?
GOT
Joe’s face is so cute lol @ 14:03
Title should be Fat David vs skinnier David
I'd like to think that David's conciousness is both David's, the devil is fat David and skinny David is the angel.
Nikki definitely AAAALLLL that
LMAO i agree with Nikki on everything in this clip..
Nikki is great at hosting!!!
18:30 that reminded me of the scene in Joker.
I officially love Nikki...
jones barbeque and foot message is one of a kind
Am I the only one who thinks Terry Crews is a bit scary , but also funny. Like he’s intimidating, but funny.
Seeing him act in Everybody Hates Chris revealed the intimidating side a bit lol
Somewhere around 12:50 the guy he is talking about reminded me of drax gog
Nikki, you are so awesome!!!!!
When geo sees a big somethin u know what 0:11 😂😂😂
I don't respect Amy Schumer as a comedian at all. She steals jokes. There is a compilation of her saying all the jokes she has ever stolen. She has even told Ellen one of her own jokes from her stand up special.
Wasn't Carlos Mencia accused of the same thing??
@@sundaze631 yeap
Never thought she was funny!
Yeah, then we should call out both.
@@sundaze631 not really because Carlos Mencia is so irrelevant he doesn't even matter
I dont think david is that funny but hes hell of a human, good people, and very intelligent
I believe doing comedy professionally can get into comedians' heads too much. I've been listening to podcasts by Theo Von and Bobby Lee after they cracked me up on this show, but until you listen to comedians discuss their jobs amongst themselves (which is what they often do on their podcasts) you don't realize how serious they can get about it. Maybe David's holding himself back a little more now.
Goby yea maybe but i saw that tigerbelly podcast and i think they are more embraced by comedy than david rn, david is prolly busy with all his business and has to be serious most of the time
@@legalcake6125 (David, do not read this) Maybe in the end it's true. He was funny because he was fat :)
Goby damn 😂😂
I remember seeing a Reddit post about a guy who would wear a trench coat and glasses everyday to high school. He found out a couple years later that the one friend he had only became friends with him at first so that he wouldn't kill him if he ever became a school shooter, so you're not alone Joe lmao
As long as David shits on society it’s all good!!!!
lol Geos face at 13:44
Probably because she got called out for stealing jokes. And not just jokes but the delivery as well. Guess without being able to watch and rehearse to the source material makes it harder to land jokes
David came to my school this weekend and I missed it 😭 and Joe came to my cousins school and I missed that too 😭😭😭
LMFAO Bart did what Peter Griffin did to Stewie that shit scarred me for life man 😂😂😩😩
The game of thrones ad on this vid was epic.
I love how you guys go on to describe INTJ personalities which I am. I think what you said about introverted people who can’t connect is relatable.
YOOO Joe just read my mind. I'm currently working on a research project for school and my topic was the "Unabomber". As I was googling and for information with JKNews playing in the background Joe mentioned the "Unabomber". This shit crazy...
just realized Geo’s shirt is so funny 😂😂😂
Hahaha I'm a Joe. I wanna learn how to catch rabbits! 😂
David's face while Joe's making fun of fat comedians 💀💀💀
15:28 david 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Damn joe went from a rolex to a g shock for casual comfy wear. Watch game on point!
Fat DavidSO or Skinny DavidSO is just an outer shell. Most importantly DavidSO genius comedy timing was what made me got hook on JKNews. Each JKNews segments will be comedy gold if the trio (David+Bart+Joe) are altogether. Support from Penang Island Malaysia. x0x0
3:00 LISTEN, I'd take Chris Pratt fat or skinny 😍😍😍
i kinda miss chubby chris pratt
Same 😞 but it's better for his health in the long run but a lil pudge wouldn't hurt lol
Is this a reupload? Or am I experiencing Mandella Effect cuz I could have sworn I saw this video last year 🤔
It happens to me all the time. Seriously it's creepy
Nikki is never host. I think you're just tired.
I'm also 1 point below aspergers
David u r right keep them close & b extra times 3 nice. ❤🤣🤣🤣
Thicc David was great but so is skinny David
*LOL, wtf. I didn't even recognize David until he started talking. Now that he's lost so much weight, it's so much more apparent that he's really tall.*
16.27 *"I didn't know if you were smart enough to get it"* _-Nikki to Geo_ 👀 She is on a roll; no f--ks were given that day! 😂
People with Aspergers can get therapy and otherwise work on learning social cues to where they seem "normal". I think many of them tend to have some genius qualities too. It's very cool imo.
Fat David is funnier. Less hungry
major deja vu from this episode idk why
It’s funny cuz Mensa is kinda the Spanish equivalent of stupid or dumb
Yet to see david be funny in a comedy club.
1:30 Shoutout to *James Rodolfo*