Vampire Girlfriend Needs Your Warmth

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  • @gutzie28
    @gutzie28 3 роки тому +109

    “You can either go to the kitchen and where me like a backpack or cuddle with me upstairs”.

    • @potatoking5455
      @potatoking5455 3 роки тому +9

      I would die if a girl said that to me

    • @SNEMAE
      @SNEMAE 3 роки тому +2

      She can be Yoda

  • @George_W_Bush
    @George_W_Bush 3 роки тому +112

    The issue with me having a vampire girlfriend, is that I’d probably say yes every time she’d ask me for blood, I’d probably bleed out within a day

    • @crypticsamich1235
      @crypticsamich1235 3 роки тому +25

      Very inspiring, Mr. President.

    • @DanielA-pq8vv
      @DanielA-pq8vv 3 роки тому +8

      You mean oil, right?

    • @Landmassorussia
      @Landmassorussia 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks Bush, very cool

    • @beastmaster1858
      @beastmaster1858 3 роки тому +3

      Very good Mr. President

    • @lightbulbhoodie3861
      @lightbulbhoodie3861 3 роки тому +2

      personality changes from one to the other
      some might always want blood from exclusively you
      and some might directly avoid even the vague thought of draining you

  • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
    @pifflesomepuffnadder855 3 роки тому +76

    How are you so good at voice acting? I mean, you were able to verbally portray an adorable Vampiress who likes to wear reindeer sweaters and cuddle perfectly!

  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 3 роки тому +49

    I like this character, Ruthie. I wouldn't mind seeing more of her. Maybe cover the incident where she came home covered in blood?

  • @logosomancer6201
    @logosomancer6201 3 роки тому +21

    I do not say this lightly, but this is my favorite fill so far. It took a lot of range, to go from needy and flirty to distraught, and the humor lands so well, I just really couldn't be more tickled. My only regret is that the script has a lot of "logos is still learning" on it, and I'm glad that didn't keep you from making something so wonderful!

    • @calamityhex3729
      @calamityhex3729 3 роки тому +1

      Wow this pretty good honestly there's a lot of details. From her describing the buckles digging into us to the way she describes the city and the foot rub Gold Star Logos and you too, Ren 10/10 honesty.

  • @charlesmtaylor31
    @charlesmtaylor31 3 роки тому +7

    Interesting solution to a common problem when dealing with vampires. Even more interesting that it's being used to maintain the relationship and protect the Listener.

  • @xbl0p0
    @xbl0p0 3 роки тому +35

    Her: I nees a hug.
    Me: If I hug you im gonna fall asleep. Have fun trying to wake me up then.

  • @trullsengar9382
    @trullsengar9382 3 роки тому +6

    Ahh, I love this! The troubles of living with a vampire gf. No matter how icy she is, her hugs are the warmest thing in the world. 😊

  • @soupbowl7345
    @soupbowl7345 3 роки тому +39

    "I need your warmth"
    Me who's heart that
    has been replaced with
    a neutron star: I have plenty.
    About 400,000 years worth of 5000°F heat

    • @anangelnamedcecil4958
      @anangelnamedcecil4958 3 роки тому +1

      "Soup bowl" is the perfect name for that comment. Soup is like lava before it cools down.

    • @anangelnamedcecil4958
      @anangelnamedcecil4958 3 роки тому +1

      "Soup bowl" is the perfect name for this comment.

    • @lemonp3r50n7
      @lemonp3r50n7 3 роки тому

      * burst into flames *
      Looks like she couldn’t handle the neutron style

  • @thesaviourfromheavensunwuk9639
    @thesaviourfromheavensunwuk9639 3 роки тому +10

    Oh I love it when you get in character

  • @Althecor
    @Althecor 3 роки тому +53

    A haiku about vampires. Ahem:
    Your skin pale as snow
    And just as cold to the touch
    Let me thaw you out

    • @DaneTheDane
      @DaneTheDane 3 роки тому +4

      Her skin is like ice
      My warmth negates her coldness
      Equilibrium

    • @thunderring8056
      @thunderring8056 3 роки тому +1

      Dude that was beautiful.

    • @Althecor
      @Althecor 3 роки тому +1

      @@thunderring8056 Thank you my friend

    • @Althecor
      @Althecor 3 роки тому +1

      @@DaneTheDane Beautiful work

    • @anangelnamedcecil4958
      @anangelnamedcecil4958 3 роки тому

      Amazing

  • @CngBng
    @CngBng 3 роки тому +8

    She won't be able to HANDLE all the warmth imma give her

  • @shaekelley6500
    @shaekelley6500 3 роки тому +33

    I’m cold and wet hugs, me who is always warm and never called I know what I have to do

    • @Dinosaurman34
      @Dinosaurman34 3 роки тому +12

      I had a fucking stroke trying to read that.
      Would you like to try again?

    • @servant0017
      @servant0017 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dinosaurman34 😂

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 3 роки тому +4

    Cucumber Ap‎proved ‎‎

  • @mr.vesper5659
    @mr.vesper5659 3 роки тому +4

    Alright then I'll get the blanket too. That should help. Much love 💘

  • @LeIouch.
    @LeIouch. 3 роки тому +10

    My warmth is something you can get completely free.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 3 роки тому +1

      I'm curious if those mirrored contacts would protect against your mind control too?

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 3 роки тому +3

    I love how that no matter what kind of monster it is, you know that if it exists.. there's an entire community devoted to discovering ways of having a safe and happy relationship with it. It's very R34.
    Humans are like: Okay. So. There are some obvious issues. But they're really cute. How can we make this work? Then they and other like-minded individuals brainstorm online and next thing you know.. mirrored contacts. So your vampire SO doesn't have to walk on eggshells so much.

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 3 роки тому +2

    Oh this is lovely. Thank you. Very much appreciated

  • @grandmasterdiaz954
    @grandmasterdiaz954 3 роки тому +2

    Vampire girl are the best lol. Nice audio ren as always love your content

  • @Tate_THG
    @Tate_THG 3 роки тому

    You play these characters so well. So much life and energy. Love it.

  • @Dinosaurman34
    @Dinosaurman34 3 роки тому +6

    We’re like her walking, talking hot water bottle

  • @PrimordialReaper
    @PrimordialReaper 3 роки тому +2

    What an adorable vampire, I think I need to have fireplace built for next winter and a way to allow her access anytime, oh well, thoughts for another time. Another lovely audio, thank you.

  • @TheSonOfTheDragon
    @TheSonOfTheDragon 3 роки тому +9

    Here's hoping for a she-wolf asmr.

  • @masonmancoffey1722
    @masonmancoffey1722 3 роки тому +2

    I love this

  • @gagebishop8578
    @gagebishop8578 3 роки тому +1

    Make part 2 part 3 part 4 and part 5 Series I love you stories man keep making more serious

  • @delta6734
    @delta6734 3 роки тому

    i really like your fantasy audios for some reason

  • @ClockworkMask7
    @ClockworkMask7 3 роки тому

    An impatient immortal... I have to say it's original and clever.

  • @eatingpancakesrightnow2786
    @eatingpancakesrightnow2786 3 роки тому

    This is very very good, I wonder how weirded out my gf would be if I sent her this though? Maybe some vampire role play? The fact I can even consider this shows how good it is

  • @_j325
    @_j325 3 роки тому +2

    You can have my warmth all you want.💕

  • @burningspeed
    @burningspeed 3 роки тому +9

    Well isn't this fangtastic, you were out in the cold for too long and now you've caught a chill. Hold on, I'll go grab the cuddle blanket and warm you up a nice cup of blood.
    Great video, keep up the great work.

  • @tosen69
    @tosen69 3 роки тому +7

    so a high protein diet, a shit load of supplements and a lot of heavy weights. will help with the blood loss and recuperation. so you may have a bite little more often. ;)

  • @funnyvalentine2600
    @funnyvalentine2600 3 роки тому

    I'm glad I found this channel

  • @niseymitchell261
    @niseymitchell261 3 роки тому

    Me: I am not caring you upstairs and that is final!

  • @bwah9481
    @bwah9481 Рік тому

    What in tarnation do you think you're doing, son? Give me 100 PUSHUPS NOW!

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 3 роки тому +10

    Vampire Girlfriend: "Mirrored contact lenses?"
    Me: "Genius, right?"

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 3 роки тому +6

      Props to the script writer for having such a clever idea to counter mind control.

    • @Blindluck92
      @Blindluck92 3 роки тому +4

      Oh, definitely.

  • @fentadryl
    @fentadryl 3 роки тому +2

    I who is not sober approve

  • @randomperson-wp3bt
    @randomperson-wp3bt 3 роки тому +1

    I like this vampire

  • @k.m7350
    @k.m7350 3 роки тому

    ya gotta have the fuzzy socks

  • @timfangrad5173
    @timfangrad5173 3 роки тому

    Yes, I'll warm get up...as long as her idea of warming up isn't draining my blood from my veins.

  • @giraffedragon6110
    @giraffedragon6110 3 роки тому +4

    Vamp gf: babe I’m cold!
    Me: I got this *pulls out stick on warmers*
    Vamp gf:... are you serious?
    Me: like a chill on a lonely night.

  • @auditect950
    @auditect950 3 роки тому +1

    But Vampire gf isn't killing people in her hunts, is she?

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 3 роки тому

    So this is who Santa hooked up with after the divorce.

  • @Holo.Shitter
    @Holo.Shitter 3 роки тому +2

    I have to increase my body heat
    It’s currently 38 degrees Celsius

  • @imcarolean
    @imcarolean 3 роки тому

    im always warm i bet vampires would love me

  • @TimeLords910
    @TimeLords910 3 роки тому

    she's cold but she's also a vampire so she can't be cold

  • @10jimmy
    @10jimmy 3 роки тому

    Omg other people say brownie points? I just thought that was a my family thing cause my dad is a brownie destroyer

  • @noface578
    @noface578 3 роки тому +2

    *ah ah*

  • @him5630
    @him5630 3 роки тому

    This whole comment section could donate you all of their blood

  • @jkdragoneel8792
    @jkdragoneel8792 3 роки тому +1

    Headline, woman cold. Common of men to be human fires, ok vampie come here, but no biting I got a health test tommorow

  • @SladeTheHedgehog
    @SladeTheHedgehog 3 роки тому

    Love it

  • @cosmicsanders4319
    @cosmicsanders4319 3 роки тому

    wait a minute... did she just like... attack people? and then leave them freezing to death with blood loss in the snow? thats a lil messed up

  • @randallstrong9882
    @randallstrong9882 3 роки тому

    Ah yes how nice

  • @shadowraven3253
    @shadowraven3253 3 роки тому +2

    Was...was my ex a Vampire?

    • @Senbest1300_yt
      @Senbest1300_yt 3 роки тому

      Because they sucked you dry of emotion?

  • @sharker49
    @sharker49 3 роки тому

    Can we please get more of vampire gf, it was nice.

  • @7arzival536
    @7arzival536 3 роки тому

    I’d be more than happy having a vampire gf

  • @rexadoodle6262
    @rexadoodle6262 3 роки тому

    I need more pls

  • @danjaiser5082
    @danjaiser5082 3 роки тому

    predator of the night? I thought you were batman ;-;

  • @tmotheinferno
    @tmotheinferno 3 роки тому

    I'm Immortal don't worry I'll just come back seconds after death

  • @gaborvoros7354
    @gaborvoros7354 3 роки тому

    ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @hivas2crazee
    @hivas2crazee 3 роки тому +1

    hi

  • @darkninja2947
    @darkninja2947 3 роки тому

    Bonjour was the time of time to call ya ya know ya ya boy 👦 ya Can was the time of time to call you back and we get to the point that we

  • @anangelnamedcecil4958
    @anangelnamedcecil4958 3 роки тому

    Who else listening to this isn't a guy?