@@Tarnishedwarrior1958Sub Zero: Liu Kang made you my adopted son in the next timeline Hanzo: what the F U C K my wife is my adopted mom now Noob: Better that what they did to me only thing they got wrong in the story
Rambo: so they got Sylvester Stallone to voice me but they couldn’t afford Arnold Schwarzenegger? Terminator: Correct. Rambo: goes to show who’s the better man.
@@setsers1 Makes sense. He almost didn't take the job for Terminator at all because he didn't like the idea of playing a nontalkative, unfeeling villain. You can definitely tell he liked playing badass but still heart-felt characters a lot, especially since they pivot his involvement in later Terminator films to "Machine that begins to understand what he's fighting for and why his creator was so pitiful for being terrified of it."
Rambo: So, how about you show me those Arnold pose huh Terminator: I am a robot, not a bodybuilder Rambo: Well, that ain't shit 😐😒 Or Terminator: Wanna go Jim Rambo: You are a robot, how tf can you grow muscles broo Terminator: I am Arnold, human 😐
Adopted mommy at that too 😅😅 Not sure if Liu Kang told him that he’s a kid in his timeline (an orphan, in fact) and that Kuai was the one to train him to be Shirai Ryu. But if he did, I imagine Hanzo fuming with rage
Mk11 Shang Tsung: The hourglass allowed me to see how you died in the previous timelines. No one will take you seriously anymore. Liu kang: Don't you ever dare to tell anyone about this, sorcerer! Shang Tsung: It's too late. I traveled ALL the new timelines. Everyone knows now. Especially Kung Lao. Liu Kang: (in the background) Oh you son of a bitch! Mk1 Geras: Your darkest secret has been leaked in this timeline too Liu Kang: Oh god damnit! i'm going to reset this timeline!
i though they had a deal about keeping it a secret, since liu kang was indeed snapped by shang tsung, and then there were a moment where shang tsung got snapped by kung lao. the secret is kept just to not let kung lao dwelled on it. so would not make sense for tsung to tell everyone since his own ass needed to be covered up its part of one of the ai video for MK11, i just forgot where
Robocop: the future blows, it’s unavoidable. Terminator: the warrior of the next millennium is the machine. Robocop: then I guess it’s time for a death battle…
Hanzo: For the last time, I hate teddy bears! Mileena: Then how do you explain this? *shows footage of Hanzo's friendship of him hugging a giant teddy bear* Hanzo: Uh, that's not me... Mileena: *offscreen* YOU LIAR!
Kitana (34th Timeline): Liu Liu sweetie, can't we just have some fun? Fire God Liu Kang: Do I WANT to ask about your definition of "fun?" Kitana (34th Timeline): But Mommy wanted to have a "family bond" together. Fire God Liu Kang (offscreen): BY THE GODS, JUST STOP!
Idea for MK1 Kenshi: Johnny said he'd give me 500 bucks if i ask you about being a futanari Tanya: By the gods, I will kill both if you Goro: I'm curious, are you one? Tanya: Goro, are you trying to make it worse? Sujinko: ah, finally a word I recognize Kenshi: I'll explain.... wait, what?
Sonya Blade: why the hell do people think my voice actress does a bad job?! Dimitri Vegas: I hAvE nO iDeA, sOnYa BlAdE! Sonya blade: ya see?! THAT’S a bad voice actor!
Fujin: Why did you not add me to your new timeline?!? Liu Kang: Do not worry, you'll be Raiden's sister next game. Fujin: This sin in unforgiveable, you jackass!
Erron Black: alright, pinhead~ your time is up~ Shao Kahn: WHO YA CALLING PINHEAD- *Erron black performs “the Klassic” brutality on Shao kahn* Erron Black: I’m dirty dan~
Cassie: Care to explain yourself? Kitana: I have no clue what you’re on about. Cassie: A video where you decapitated me showed up in my feed. Erron: I never knew you were a sharpshooter, Raiden. Raiden: Those were some tricks I learned during my search for Earthrealm warriors. Erron: That sounds unreal.
Here's some for Liu Kang, Kitana and Mileena in MK11 Liu Kang: You and Mileena are proper sisters in my timeline. Kitana: Please tell me you're joking. Liu Kang: Don't worry, she's on the side of good this time. Mileena: So Kitana and I are truly sisters in your timeline? Liu Kang: Yes, and you're the elder twin. Mileena: FINALLY! I OUTSHINE HER! Mileena: HA HA!! I AM YOUR EMPRESS IN LIU KANG'S TIMELINE! Kitana: What was he THINKING making you heir to the throne? Mileena: It matters NOT! IT TRULY IS MY TURN ON THE THRONE! Mileena: Is Tanya alive in your timeline? Liu Kang: Yes, but she's taken a vow of chastity, despite her love for you. Mileena: CURSE YOU, LIU KANG!!! Liu Kang: *very embarrassed* I may have made a mistake in one of your fatalities. Kitana: Come on, it's not the 34th timeline. It can't be that bad... right? Liu Kang: This is the part where I show you and run away. *shows Kitana doing her kiss fatality on Shao, Sindel and Mileena* Kitana: YOU MOTHER(bleep)ER!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!! *Liu Kang imitates Zoidberg with bicycle kick sounds*
Geras: so you’re a construct of blood, I’m a construct of sand or something, get what I’m putting down?~ Skarlet: what do you mean? I’m an adopted daughter of Shao Kahn! Geras: ugh, damn these retcons…
Smoke: Dude, I gotta ask, why do you always do the fake voice for the 'Get Overe Here!' thing? Scorpion: Look, I really, really like Death Metal, okay?
Here's how I picture the rest of it: Hanzo Scorpion: Oh you listen to Death Metal too? Scorpion: Yeah. Guess all Scorpions like that type of music. Kuai Liang Sub-Zero: I can't believe this is me. Smoke: You're telling me.
Kitana: I'm aiming for at least 10 bounces this time. Cassie: (Wearing the rodeo drive outfit) Not this time, I came prepared. Kitana: I like a challenge. (Performs head slice classic fatality) Johnny Cage: Yo, there's a lady Johnny out there in the multiverse? Fire God Liu Kang: Janet Cage is harder to handle than you Johnny. Johnny Cage: This has GOAT Box Office written all over it. Baraka: Our kind was reduced to a disease in your timeline? Fire God Liu Kang: That was the price for Edenian peace. Baraka: And how many other races did you wipe out for perfection? Cassie: So about your new timeline. Fire God Liu Kang: There is a reason why you're not there yet. Cassie: No, I wanted to ask why everyone wants to CUT MY HEAD OFF? Cassie Cage: Ready for a timeless classic? Kung Lao: Does it involve your head as a slinky? Cassie Cage: sigh Oh Snap! Kung Lao: Double Snap. Hanzo: If you are Scorpion, than who am I? Sub-Zero: Some little pipsqueak raised by Tomas Hanzo: So my family meant nothing to Lui Kang? Frost: Not so funny when you're the butt of the joke huh? Cassie: Elsa honey, you need to lighten up. Frost: Whatever you say Marie-Antoinette Cassie: Oh you B**** Shao Kahn: Fancy a game of golf? Cassie: I swear if this is another decapitation joke I'm gonna ... Shao Kahn: FOUR! (Performs Kahn Croquet brutality)
Baraka: why do you despise the tarkatans, titan? Fire God Liu Kang: I do not despise any tarkatan, baraka! Baraka: then why did you turn my entire species into a FUCKING DISEASE?! Fire God Liu Kang (offscreen): oh shit- *baraka performs his “Rock, Paper, Baraka” fatality on Fire God Liu Kang*
Kotal Kahn: Johnny cage has sent me to find a cop, a sailor, and a cowboy… Robocop: so why have you come to me? Kotal Kahn: I have Erron black, you’re a cop, and you seem rather buoyant.
I have a funny intro dialogue for the next mk1 vid Hanzo : You better stay away from my wife! Kuai Liang (Scorpion) : I don't even know who you're supposed to be. Sub Zero (Kameo) : We better get Quan Chi ready for this. Hanzo : Thanks for the aid, Kuai Liang. Kung Lao : I think you're being overprotective over there. Scorpion (Kuai Liang) : We need to douse his flames before it gets even worse.
Bi han: are you sure you want to call quan chi Hanzo: give me quan chi phone number right now or I'll kill you for the third time Sareena: don't you dare kill my boyfriend for the third time otherwise I will have to give you a painful death in my demon form Bi han: thanks for defending me my love I won't let anyone hurt you deer Sareena: thanks honey and I won't let you get hurt by anyone too Kuai Liang(Kameo): my other self is so dead when we found him hanzo Hanzo: Quan chi is going to repeat the same thing that happened to me once Kuai Liang scorpion offscreen: oh crap I'm so dead when the both of them found me
Kabal: heh, still can’t believe I’m get to kick a god’s ass! Raiden (Christopher Lambert): *do not be so cocky, Kabal…* Kabal: Jesus, raiden! You need this respirator more than i do!
Noob Saibot: Havik told me that you and him could “break the fourth wall”? Kabal: hell yeah! All the time! Noob Saibot: how so? Kabal (offscreen): like this! *Kabal performs his “screamer” brutality on noob saibot* Kabal: some folks just can’t take being on the big screen, eh OddgiantAF?
Kitana: What are we going to do with ten boxes of cereal?! Milleena: Uh...how bout eat it? And this is why Milleena is queen of Edenia in the new timeline
Spawn: the fuck are you doin’ here, Jessica? Jacqui Briggs (in her hellspawn jacqui skin): uh, the name’s Jacqui, Simmons! Spawn: first you kill me and now you talk shit to me?! Jacqui Briggs (offscreen): IM NOT JESSICA, AL!
Jax: ya know, Stryker took kintaro down. Sheeva: is that so? Stryker must have been very powerful. Jax: either that or the Shokan are weak as hell. Sheeva (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
D’vorah: this one is confused on why everyone hates me! Sindel: apparently, once you kill several fan favorite characters, you’re the worst character ever. D’vorah: this one did not ask for your opinion! Sindel (offscreen): yes you did! D’vorah: shut up!
Liu Kang somehow made Tarkatans both better and worse simultaneously in the new timeline You can feel more sympathy for them but they’re also people with a disease that kills them and others
I think is a paradox caused by having mileena be a non-tarkatan princess, the timeline bends tarkat into a disease so she would still be one, canon events and all that sass.
When even becoming a God and rewriting the timeline. Yet some things never truly change. It's kinda one of those things that gets scarier the more you think about it
It's kinda awkward if Liu Kang said that Hanzo in his new timeline is a shota & the new hentai mom-son fanfic begin due incest is one of top hentai genres
Sheeva: what could possibly think you could defeat me?! Kollector: you have four arms, I have six! Sheeva: yet you can’t use two of them because you’re too cheap to buy a backpack! Kollector (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Kung Lao: A milf is an attractive lady who has had at least one child. Sindel: Oh I see, I'm not sure why there's a word specifically for that. Kano: It's a compliment luv, I definitely would. Sindel: You would definitely what Kano? Sektor: According to my database MILF stands for... Kung Lao: Thank you for your input Sektor. General Shao: You will fall quickly ni... Tanya: I will end you you ignorant prick! Jax: I pitty the fool who could be so unenlightened. Tanya: Jax, you're really not helping you know. Darrius: Dude seriously, what is wrong with you? General Shao: Why won't you people let me say nincompoop? Raiden: I'm late for a meeting with Madam Bo, let's make this snappy. Ashra: I HATE ridiculous puns, can we just skip to the necks fight? Kung Lao: Thank you Ashr... Hey wait a minute. Ashra: I'm sorry Kung Lao but Kano's right, the neck puns are funny as shit. Shujinko: I don't get it. Raiden: I'll explain later. Johnny Cage: So you're trying to be J.P. now Aquaman? Rain: You're just annoyed you don't get powers any more. Cyrax: You do indeed bare many similarities to J.P. Rain: Be quite Fulgore. Sektor: According to my database MK3's roster was already finalised at the time of KI's initial release. Johnny Cage: Keep telling yourself that Ketchup. Ashra: I really like your hat Raiden. Raiden: Thank you, I think a big hat would suit you as well. Sub-Zero: Oh no, not again. Raiden: Again, what do you mean? Scorpion: We'll have to explain to all the casuals why Ashra is not female Raiden. Ashra: Why Raiden is not male Ashra you mean, no? Sub-Zero off screen: Sure. Geras: I have repaired the barrier between us and the 34th timeline. Liu Kang: Then why did I see Kitana and Jade making out five minutes ago? Kung Lao: Do NOT tell Johnny, his head will explode! Liu Kang: His penis will explode more like. Shujinko: What is making out? Geras: I'll explain later. Johnny Cage: Why don't I get my cool green powers in this timeline? Liu Kang: Too many zoners, you're pure rushdown now, and you have your own meter. Serena: At least you get to have a full moveset. Liu Kang: You're getting nurfed I'm affraid Serena. Serena off screen: What the fuck! Cyrax: According to my calculations we are both getting nurfed. Johnny Cage: Oh no I'm player 2 aren't I. Liu Kang off screen: I'm player 2 and that's not even a thing any more! Kung Lao: I heard Syzoth is banging Ashra now. Johnny Cage: It's true, I wonder what their kids would look like. Sektor: According to my calculations the results would be adorable. Johnny Cage: Was not expecting that! Shujinko: Damn, our boy straight up be tappin a demon. Kung Lao: I'll explain late...Wait WHAT THE FCUK! Nitara: Cage is insisting I introduce him to Jade while you're with her. Kitana: Oh it's that 34th timeline bullshit. Serena: Apparently I'm with Ashra, don't tell Bi Han. Kitana: Knowing earthrealmers you might find he's actually into it. Frost: I'm with fcuking D'vorah! Nitara: I'm with Skarlet, so predictable. Kitana: My mother told me you think she's a milf, that's really sweet. Johnny Cage: Er, okay, I guess. Kung Lao: Milf just meaning a pretty woman who's had kids of course. Johnny Cage: Right gotcha, it doesn't stand for anything. Shujinko: Do you know any gilfs? Kitana: Awe, no honey it's pronounced MILF. Raiden: I'd like to consult with you about something. Liu Kang: You're the reason Cetrion turned evil, she couldn't take it any more. Shujinko: Who is Cetrion? Liu Kang: I'll explain later. Sub-Zero: She's a bit like Sindel if Sindel were a nature goddess. Raiden: Oh my, that sounds, let's talk about that instead. General Shao: Hello Kenshi, you look good today. Kenshi: I wouldn't know, you feeling okay general? Kano: He's from the 34th timeline, kick his arse! Kenshi: Go back to your own timeline! Scorpion: He's not from my timeline, this one has horns. General Shao: I was just trying to be nicer, fcuk all of you nincompoops, you suck. Johnny Cage: Umdagi, I finally got it. Tanya: For the love of Argus earthrealmer! Goro: Umdagi is close to be f... Tanya: Why do you keep defending him, do you owe him money? Sub-Zero: How long are you planning to keep this joke going? Johnny Cage: For as long as it gets likes and views my man. Liu Kang: It's sadly not as good as it sounds Johnny. Johnny Cage: If there's a nature goddess version of Sindel you HAVE to bring her to this timeline. Kung Lao: There's a nature goddess version of Sindel? Johnny Cage: According to Raiden yes there is. Sub-Zero: I shouldn't have said if Sindel were a nature goddess. Liu Kang: No other timeline Kuai Liang, D'vorah would have been slightly more accurate. Reptile: So do you and Serena er, snuggle when she's in demon form? Sub-Zero: Why lizard, does Ashra want you in reptilian form? Serena: Ooo sweetie, we should try it with me in demon form. Sub-Zero: I told you I'm not into that idea, see what you've done Gecko! Kung Lao: To be fair I'd 'snuggle' with Mileena in tarkatan form, carefully. Reptile: Forget I said anything, don't mention it to Ashra. Part 2... Ashra: You will not believe what Syzoth can do with his tail and tongue. Li Mei: [In oh earthrealmer tone from before] Oh Ashra, I don't want to know. Serena: You won't believe what Bi Han can do with his cold hands and Ice. Li Mei: Oh Serena, keep it between you and Bi Han. Shujinko: I'd like to know what Syzoth and Bi Han can do. Ashra: I will not be the one to explain this to you. Johnny Cage: Bukkake, Unagi, Bugatti, Umdagi. Raiden: I must consult Liu Kang. Kung Lao: This necks fight is going to be snappy. Raiden: There you go, that's called character growth. Shujinko: I don't understand. Johnny Cage: I'll explain later. Prequel interaction: Scorpion: Bi Han, there are people behind each of us that are cosplaying us. Sub-Zero: What? Don't be ridiculous. Sub-Zero: Greetings, I'm Kuai Liang. Sub-Zero: What sorcery is this? Scorpion: Greetings, I'm Hanzo Hasashi. Scorpion: Okay, no more of Madam Bo's tea. Lui Kang: Apparently Johnny cage taught himself basic coding, I'm sorry. Tanya: What even is coding Lui Kang? Cyrax: I shall fight by your side bukakke. Tanya: What the actual fcuk! Sektor: I will aid you in defeating the unagi. Lui Kang: Yea, I did try to warn you. Kung Lao: You don't stand a chance when I'm with this kameo! Sub-Zero: Cyrax? Big deal, I know how to block. Shujinko: What is a kameo? Sub-Zero: You are old man! Kung Lao (with MKX voice): I like this timeline. Kung Lao: Team double hats for the win. Sub-Zero off screen: More like neck and neck for the defea...Kung Laos: Fcuk you snowglobe. Sub-Zero: I will make you extinct dinosaur. Reptile: What's a dinosaur? Sektor: According to my databanks there are no dinosaurs on the roster. Reptile: Hear that Frosty. Sub-Zero: It's called being facetious. Shujinko: Beingfacetious is a funny name for a dinosaur. Sub-Zero: Must I explain everything to you? Sektor off screen: I have been summoned. Tanya: I know about the robots Cage! Johnny Cage: I have no idea what you're talking about. Sektor: I will aid the Supreme Grand Master in defeating the adoggy. Johnny Cage: These robots? What about them? Cyrax: I shall fight by your side sha-wodi against the Supr... Tanya: I'm going to tear you a new arsehole you son of a bitch! Reptile: I wasn't expecting so much attention from the ladies in earthrealm. Sub-Zero: Upset so many bitches want a taste of your scaley schlong, poor you. Shujinko: What is a schlong? Sub-Zero: I want a new kameo partner. Serena: Hey sweetie, is this enough space for you? Reptile: You wanna switch kameos? Sub-Zero: No! Are you stalking me now? Reptile: You're just jealous that I can turn into a sick looking reptile and you can't. Sub-Zero: When we get animalities I'm going to turn into a polar bear. Sub-Zero: Either that or a penguin. Sub-Zero: Argh shit. Serena: Oh sweetie I hope it's a penguin, you'd be a...dooorable. Reptile: Hahaha...Sub-Zero: Shut your slimey lizard mouth Gecko! Kitana: Cage keeps asking me out on a date. Tanya: Do not speak to me of that infurating shitbag! Cyrax: I shall fight by your side pilati. Tanya: Oh fcuk off robot! Sektor: I will aid you in defeating the hitachi. Kitana: Haha, Johnny did this, maybe he's smarter than I thought. Johnny Cage: So remind me, the neverrealm is like never never land? Kenshi: Yes Johnny, exactly like never never land. Kung Lao: You never never age. Kenshi: You even kind of get magical powers. Sektor: According to my databanks you are not being deceived. Johnny Cage: Sounds too good to be true. Johnny Cage: You owe me BIG TIME sorcerer! Shang Tsung: Thank you Mr Cage, you may keep your soul. Cyrax: Shang Tsung's cryptocurrency is always great value for money. Shang Tsung: Yes Mustard, yes it is. Sektor: Shang Tsung's cryptocurrency is of superior quality, its efficacy is guaranteed. Johnny Cage: Ergh, for the first time in my life I actually feel dirty. Scorpion: This is the fight everyone wants to see. Sub-Zero: Ken vs Ryu for grown ups. Scorpion: Get back over here! Sub-Zero: Altered version of the line to a different Scorpion, very meta. Sub-Zero: You don't get this in Street Fighter. Scorpion: No inferior Kuai Liang, you don't. Sub-Zero off screen: Hanzo wannabe. Liu Kang: I've been looking forward to our necks fight. Kung Lao: This is really never going to end is it. Sektor: I'm sure you're asking yourself, can I afford to buy Shang Tsung's cryptocurrency. Kung Lao: What the hell is this shit? Cyrax: But the question you should be asking is, can I afford not to. Liu Kang: Johnny Cage, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!! Johnny Cage: So can I go to never never realm? Liu Kang: For helping Shang Tsung to sell cryptocurrency, absolutely. Sub-Zero: You outdid yourself with that one Cage. Liu Kang: Yes other timeline Kuai Liang, he certainly did. Scorpion: Never never realm is where is was made a spectre. Johnny Cage: So I could actually get to have powers again? Part 3...
Part 3... Nitara: What do you mean Sonya was ruined in the last timeline. Lui Kang: She was basically killed by an MMA fighter. Sonya: Was she a worthy opponent at least? Lui Kang: Er, that's not exactly how she ruined you. Sub-Zero: The less you know the better. Nitara: hAhA, sUCkS FoR yOu, tHAt cOulD nEveR hAPpEn tO mE. Liu Kang: I've been looking forward to this fight Chun Li. Kitana: Me too, I'm eager to test myself against a god. Sonya: Did you know there are other timelines where we all have different names? Kitana: Don't be ridiculous Ethel, that would be really silly. Kung Lao: It's hard to imagine a timeline where you're not Engelbert, god of marshmallows. Liu Kang: But they do exist Mushroom King. Liu Kang: No more earthrealm trips for you Mileena! Mileena: Why do your earthrealm fighting tournaments have so many damn rules? Kano: That was the funniest shit ever. Mileena: I can't believe I got disqualified for 'excessive contact'. Sonya: You tore off the poor girl's arm! Liu Kang: You're lucky that between my powers and that of the paramedics she was able to be healed. Nitara: You need to take me to earthrealm Liu Kang. Liu Kang: I heard you want to kill people, I cannot condone that. Serena: She only wants to kill one person Liu Kang. Liu Kang: That's one person too many Serena! Darruis: Do you mean one particular person? Nitara: Megan fcukin Fox! General Shao: I lost the tournament in the other timeline? HOW? Liu Kang: I fisted you almost to death, my hand came right out of your back. Kano: Hahahahahahaha. General Shao: What the fcuk did you just say? Sonya: Oh my god Liu Kang, say punched! Liu Kang: Why, it means the same thing. Raiden: Hey Liu Kang, do you mind if I ask you something? Liu Kang: Elder gods give me strength! Kung Lao: You're asking for a fisting from Liu Kang. Liu Kang: Oh be quiet Jack Neckolson. Cyrax: You consult more often than my cpu is able to calculate. Raiden: I just think we should meet regularly to chat, maybe every hour or so. Lui Kang off screen: You need help Raiden! Havik: Why the fcuk does Lui Kang get EIGHT intro dialogues in a row and this guy hasn't even written one for us yet? Baraka: I think we're too ugly. Motaro: I feel my character is far too complex for his writing ability. Baraka: Yes I'm sure that must be it. Goro: I don't think Stryker's been i...Havik: This is such bullshit, we deserve more resp[Cut to next dialogues] Reiko (with Smoke): I don't believe it, I finally got in one of this guy's[Cut to next dialogues] Smoke: Why do I feel I don't belong in this fight? General Shao: Because you're a peice of scum sucking fanny juice! Goro: I'm going to rip your centuar head off anus bre... General Shao: Come back here so I can insert your head into your rectum. Motaro: You're lucky we're not on the main roster shokan arsewipe! Smoke: I want to be in one with Johnny next time. Johnny Cage: Have you heard about all the cool shit AI can do now? Smoke: I know right, sometimes I think we'd be better off with AI running things. Sub-Zero: I definitely think AI would do a much better job. Smoke: What do you think Cyrax? Cyrax: According to my calculations everybody would much be better off. Johnny Cage: Then it's settled, our new AI supreme overlords shall be worshipped as the new gods. Screen geos black. Every characeter in the game in unison: All hail our new AI supreme overlords. Johnny Cage: I heard you got fisted by Liu Kang, how was it? General Shao: How far into your rectum do you think your head will go? Kung Lao: I'm not sure I want to partner you without a safe word. General Shao: I'll kill all of you nincompoop motherfcukers! Shujinko: What is fisted? Johnny Cage: Use your imagination! Nitara: I was surprised earthrealm has so many vampires. Johhny Cage: Those aren't real vampires Nitara, they're just fictional. Sonya: People are more into aliens now, they're even having hearings about them. Johhny Cage: Chameleon with a C for DCL confirmed? Serena: Don't be silly, Chameleon with a C isn't an alien. Nitara: Fake fan alert, look it up Serena! Scorpion: In the other timeline you were Noob Saibot. Sub-Zero: In the other timeline you were Sub-Zero. Sonya: In the other timeline I was violated by a MAA fighter. Sub-Zero: In the other timeline Sub-Zero was violated by a fcuking DJ! Darrius: In the other timeline I was never mentioned. Scorpion: And in all timelines I'm Daddy Boon's favourite. Sub-Zero off screen: That wasn't even you before dumbass. Kenshi: I'll try not to cut you too deep with my katana. Kitana: You named your sword after me? Serena: That's more than a little creepy earthrealmer. Kitana: It's downright stalkerish if you ask me. Shujinko: I actually know what a katana is, I'm so happy. Kenshi: Katana is the earthrealm name for this type of sword princess! Kitana: Thank you for showing me that movie, the crow man was truely inspirational. Johnny Cage: That may actually be the greatest movie ever made. Kung Lao: You watched The Crow? Johnny Cage: Gladiator, but The Crow is another classic, and another revenge movie. Serena: Nitara loves the Blade and Underworld movies. Kitana: Oh you've been watching movies with Nitara? Johnny Cage: I lent Nitara the movies, I lent her my whole old setup. Kitana: And how would she watch them Jonathan? Serena: Where would she plug them in Jonathan? Kitana: Where would she plug them in Jonathan? Kung Lao: Someone's in trouble. Johnny Cage: She's renting a place in earthrealm for gold, she wants to take care of a fox, which is oddly wholesome.
Mileena: is it true you can imitate voices?! Mileena: yes it is! In fact, I’m imitating your voice right now! Mileena: PREPARE TO DIE, YOU IMPRESSIONIST HELLSPAWN!!!
Sub-Zero: I heard you can mimic any kind of voices. Frost mimicking Sub-Zero: I am Sub-Zero, Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei. Sub-Zero: Identity Theft is colder than your betrayal, Frost.
MK1 (you can edit if you want) Sindel: Why is every timeline i always ended up dying? Geras: I miss the part where that's my problem CLASH Jax: i hope my arms aren't getting ripped out today Sindel: you'll soon got a metal hands Scorpion: tell me why i suffer alot because of losing my family Geras: It's all canon event Hanzo
For MK1: Johnny Cage: You look like a dingy @$$ Michael Jackson! Havik: Who the f@#k is Michael Jackson!? Stryker: Guess you can say he's no "Smooth Criminal" Johnny Cage: Nah he's just "Dangerous" Darrius: Guess we should "Beat It" Havik: IN THE NAME OF CHAOS I DEMAND ALL OF YOU TO BE SILENT!
For MK1 Shao Kahn: You will not defeat me! Not today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Kitana: (laughs) Is that supposed to be intimidating, wannabe general lookin' ass? Clash Sonya (Bridgette Wilson): "Life's a glitch", ain't that a bitch? Kitana: No wonder he lost to me and chickened out. Goro: This franchise is full of bugs. Shao Kahn: Shut you mouth, Shokan!
Mileena: I wanted to thank you for making me a real edenian in your new timeline! Even giving me my very own chapter in the story! Fire God Liu Kang: aw, you’re very welcome, mileena! For a second, I thought you were mad because I gave you tarkat and killed your mother! Mileena: YOU FUCKING WHAT?! Fire God Liu Kang (offscreen): oh shit- *Mileena performs her “Mount N’ Destroy” brutality on Fire God Liu Kang* Mileena: why must every timeline hate me?…
Robocop: what is it now, baraka? Baraka: I wish to feast on your corpse! Robocop: an unfortunate decision- *baraka used his “food for thought” fatality on robocop* Baraka: AUGH! OIL?! WHERES THE BLOOD?!
Erron Black: so Kano offered ta give tarkatans guns, right? Baraka: they were useless and defective! Why do you ask?! Erron Black: maybe if you actually used one properly, ya might’ve actually killed Johnny cage~ Baraka (offscreen): SHUT UP, ERRON!!!
Kotal Kahn: I come bearing unfortunate news… Ermac is dead… Erron Black: that so? Where’s reptile and those symbiote freaks? Kotal Kahn: well, reptile is playing hide and seek with the krypt guy and ferra and torr… honestly I have no idea. Erron Black (offscreen): damn it, Kotal…
For mk1: Sub-Zero: You will become a revanante after this fight. Scorpion: Only if you don't become Noob Saibot first. Striker: Don't worry my bullets will break his ice. Scorpion: Thank you Striker. Frost: Can I rule the Lin Kuei if you die? Sub-Zero: Shut up Frost.
Hanzo: Hey! That's my wife how to you get the new timeline from Kuai: Yes!.. It appear Liu Kang create new era timeline because I'm Scorpion? Hanzo: I will burn you for this!
0:59 - I can't be sure but I get the distinct feeling Hanzo is freakin' nettled XD 1:50 - Oh shit the AI are becoming self aware O _ o 2:59 - Well that didn't go too well did it? XD 3:47 - Got Milk?
Terminator: can I say it? Just this once? Scorpion: only if you wish to suffer… *the terminator performed his fatal blow on scorpion, including the part where the terminator says “get over here!”*
Shao Kahn: i killed Kung Lao right after he defeated Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, AND Kintaro! Sindel: i killed Kabal, Kurtis Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax Briggs, Smoke, Jade, AND Kitana without breaking a sweat~ Shao Kahn: … okay, you’re worse…
Noob Saibot: I’m not going to murder you because you turned me back into sub zero in your timeline… Fire God Liu Kang: then why do you seek to kill me? Noob Saibot: BECAUSE YOU TURNED MY LITTLE BROTHER INTO THE MAN WHO MURDERED ME! Fire God Liu King (offscreen): oh shi- *Noob Saibot performs his “hooked” brutality on Fire God Liu Kang* Noob Saibot: NOBODY MESSES WITH MY LITTLE BRO!
Idea for an MK1 Intro quote: Scorpion: Yo, Shao. Who lives in Paris? Shao: I don't fear you, Ni- *Clash* Goro: WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY!? Shao: SHUSH! THEY CAN'T CANCEL ME! Cyrax: He was going to say the N-Word Scorpion: Shao, you bastard! We're gonna get cancelled!
![Mortal Kombat 11 Story but with Voice AI [Part 7]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xqMtJlh0F2k/mqdefault.jpg)
"If we have a child i'm calling Quan-Chi"
LMFAO
Sub Zero channeling his inner Bi-Han Lmao
Sub-Zero understands the bro-code and knows that Lui Kang messed up.
Liu Kang: Uhh about that, you and Hanzo well you know,, get along with each other in *sheez* other timelines 😑
Liu Kang: Actually, hanzo is your adopted child.
Quan-Chi: You called, Bi-Han?
Sub Zero: Do I have a child in another timeline?
Quan-Chi: Bitch, who am I Shang Tsung?!?
The one between Kuai and Hanzo is hilarious. 😂
"if we have a child, I'm calling Quan Chi" 😂
Yeah it was hilarious. 😂
@@Tarnishedwarrior1958"I'm calling Quan Chi" not "Calling him Quan Chi"
So is the Geras with Skarlet 😂
@@Tarnishedwarrior1958Sub Zero: Liu Kang made you my adopted son in the next timeline
Hanzo: what the F U C K my wife is my adopted mom now
Noob: Better that what they did to me only thing they got wrong in the story
The part where Geras tries to get a bug off Scarlet was funny AF.
Also, it's kinda funny to see Kung Lao NOT get upset at a Neck joke for once.
He’s used to it by now.
To be fair, he did spread that rumour
@@justsomeguy6336agree
"oops"
Well, he knew he deserved that one 😅
"You are a pathetic excuse for a titan"
Fuck me, that came out good
I-why is it necessary to fuck you?????
Rambo: so they got Sylvester Stallone to voice me but they couldn’t afford Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Terminator: Correct.
Rambo: goes to show who’s the better man.
Goddamn XD
Actually, If I remember correctly...
Arnold...doesn't like violence, so we couldn't get him.
@@setsers1 Makes sense. He almost didn't take the job for Terminator at all because he didn't like the idea of playing a nontalkative, unfeeling villain. You can definitely tell he liked playing badass but still heart-felt characters a lot, especially since they pivot his involvement in later Terminator films to "Machine that begins to understand what he's fighting for and why his creator was so pitiful for being terrified of it."
Rambo: So, how about you show me those Arnold pose huh
Terminator: I am a robot, not a bodybuilder
Rambo: Well, that ain't shit 😐😒
Or
Terminator: Wanna go Jim
Rambo: You are a robot, how tf can you grow muscles broo
Terminator: I am Arnold, human 😐
think he was busy so they got Arnold’s impersonator
MK11 Sub finding out he's Scorpion in Liu Kang's timeline is funny as hell
I am very curious to see what would happen when Sub-Zero complains to Liu Kang about that.
“Yeah. And you’re fucking my wife!”
Poor Hanzo. 😂
0:51
Scorpion:what do mean?
Liu kang:She's now your mommy
Scorpion:FUCKING WHAT-
Japanese ¡Π¢e$† story idea~
Adopted mommy at that too 😅😅
Not sure if Liu Kang told him that he’s a kid in his timeline (an orphan, in fact) and that Kuai was the one to train him to be Shirai Ryu. But if he did, I imagine Hanzo fuming with rage
Not as weird as turning the son into the husband.
Glad to see AI for MK11 again! These were legendary!
Agreed
Imagine if Kung Lao found out that Liu Kang also got his neck snapped, but in Deadly Alliance.
Titan Kung Lao: Hey snappy
Fire God Liu Kang: Oh my god it can't be!
Titan Kung Lao: Hehehe, now it looks like we are even
Mk11
Shang Tsung: The hourglass allowed me to see how you died in the previous timelines. No one will take you seriously anymore.
Liu kang: Don't you ever dare to tell anyone about this, sorcerer!
Shang Tsung: It's too late. I traveled ALL the new timelines. Everyone knows now. Especially Kung Lao.
Liu Kang: (in the background) Oh you son of a bitch!
Mk1
Geras: Your darkest secret has been leaked in this timeline too
Liu Kang: Oh god damnit! i'm going to reset this timeline!
@@berseerk987is luy king a new dlc fighter??
@@berseerk987Liu Kang: Cyrax!
Cyrax: On it. (Proceeds with his fatality)
i though they had a deal about keeping it a secret, since liu kang was indeed snapped by shang tsung, and then there were a moment where shang tsung got snapped by kung lao. the secret is kept just to not let kung lao dwelled on it. so would not make sense for tsung to tell everyone since his own ass needed to be covered up
its part of one of the ai video for MK11, i just forgot where
"If we have a child, I'm calling Quan Chi"
Kuai Liang NO-
Kuai liang yes
How about bi-han?
Robocop: the future blows, it’s unavoidable.
Terminator: the warrior of the next millennium is the machine.
Robocop: then I guess it’s time for a death battle…
Yes!
I understood that refrence.
Hanzo: For the last time, I hate teddy bears!
Mileena: Then how do you explain this? *shows footage of Hanzo's friendship of him hugging a giant teddy bear*
Hanzo: Uh, that's not me...
Mileena: *offscreen* YOU LIAR!
TOASTY TEDDY
Kitana (34th Timeline): Liu Liu sweetie, can't we just have some fun?
Fire God Liu Kang: Do I WANT to ask about your definition of "fun?"
Kitana (34th Timeline): But Mommy wanted to have a "family bond" together.
Fire God Liu Kang (offscreen): BY THE GODS, JUST STOP!
Who keeps oppening the fucking 34th timeline
@@Asweetsomeoneliu kang
Idea for MK1
Kenshi: Johnny said he'd give me 500 bucks if i ask you about being a futanari
Tanya: By the gods, I will kill both if you
Goro: I'm curious, are you one?
Tanya: Goro, are you trying to make it worse?
Sujinko: ah, finally a word I recognize
Kenshi: I'll explain.... wait, what?
This is the best request i've seen so far! Hilarious af! 😂😂 I really hope you make it in the next part!
😆Shujinko NOOO
Why would Shujinko know what the heck a Futanari is?
@@mkdemigodzillawarrior maybe cause its a japanese word and he's japanese?
I didn't think Tanya could get any hotter, but now? 😍😍😍
Kotal Khan: Get off from this fucking throne!
Kitana: If you had money, you’d sit there too.
Kotal: That’s because you stole mine!
But he gave it lol
Cetrion: you know, our voice actors are married.
Baraka: does that mean that we are-
Cetrion: WHAT THE?! EW! NO!
Wasn't this already in one?
No, you’re thinking of another one, possibly the intro with baraka and Kano.
@@noahblair3020nah this was literally the same one
Send me a link to the video that intro was in.
Kitana: “What the fuck are we going to do with 10 boxes of cereal?!”
Mileena: “EPIC MEAL TIME ONLINE COOKING SHOW EVERY TUESDAY-“
Sonya Blade: why the hell do people think my voice actress does a bad job?!
Dimitri Vegas: I hAvE nO iDeA, sOnYa BlAdE!
Sonya blade: ya see?! THAT’S a bad voice actor!
Nitara: Preach it, siste-
Sonya Blade: "SHUT UP, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE!"
Katy Perry > Dimitri Vegas = Megan Fox
I like the detail of Scorpion appearing with the fire tornado to symbolize his anger, when confronting Sub-Zero.🤣 0:55
Fujin: Why did you not add me to your new timeline?!?
Liu Kang: Do not worry, you'll be Raiden's sister next game.
Fujin: This sin in unforgiveable, you jackass!
0:13
"Idk what that
(R E A L I Z E)
Oh God Damn It, Johnny!"
That got me weak bro.
Sheeva: what makes you think you can defeat a Shokan?!
Sub Zero: I defeated Goro and Kintaro in a 1v2 fight!
Sheeva: … okay, you’re good.
And it's true.
Erron Black: alright, pinhead~ your time is up~
Shao Kahn: WHO YA CALLING PINHEAD-
*Erron black performs “the Klassic” brutality on Shao kahn*
Erron Black: I’m dirty dan~
Raiden: why is it we sound similar?
Joker: I must consult with the Epcar god!
Raiden: what the hell is an Epcar god?!
Cassie: Care to explain yourself?
Kitana: I have no clue what you’re on about.
Cassie: A video where you decapitated me showed up in my feed.
Erron: I never knew you were a sharpshooter, Raiden.
Raiden: Those were some tricks I learned during my search for Earthrealm warriors.
Erron: That sounds unreal.
I don't get Raiden being a sharpshooter. Is it referencing the Elder Glocks?
From a Midway game, Unreal Championship 2.
in Unreal Championship 2, the console port of UT2003 done by Midway, Raiden was a secret unlockable character@@dylansharp8471
@@kenrichgumanid9235 Yep and one of his taunts when he gets a kill is "You fight like Johnny Cage"
Here's some for Liu Kang, Kitana and Mileena in MK11
Liu Kang: You and Mileena are proper sisters in my timeline.
Kitana: Please tell me you're joking.
Liu Kang: Don't worry, she's on the side of good this time.
Mileena: So Kitana and I are truly sisters in your timeline?
Liu Kang: Yes, and you're the elder twin.
Mileena: FINALLY! I OUTSHINE HER!
Mileena: HA HA!! I AM YOUR EMPRESS IN LIU KANG'S TIMELINE!
Kitana: What was he THINKING making you heir to the throne?
Mileena: It matters NOT! IT TRULY IS MY TURN ON THE THRONE!
Mileena: Is Tanya alive in your timeline?
Liu Kang: Yes, but she's taken a vow of chastity, despite her love for you.
Mileena: CURSE YOU, LIU KANG!!!
Liu Kang: *very embarrassed* I may have made a mistake in one of your fatalities.
Kitana: Come on, it's not the 34th timeline. It can't be that bad... right?
Liu Kang: This is the part where I show you and run away.
*shows Kitana doing her kiss fatality on Shao, Sindel and Mileena*
Kitana: YOU MOTHER(bleep)ER!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!! *Liu Kang imitates Zoidberg with bicycle kick sounds*
Geras: so you’re a construct of blood, I’m a construct of sand or something, get what I’m putting down?~
Skarlet: what do you mean? I’m an adopted daughter of Shao Kahn!
Geras: ugh, damn these retcons…
Smoke: Dude, I gotta ask, why do you always do the fake voice for the 'Get Overe Here!' thing?
Scorpion: Look, I really, really like Death Metal, okay?
Here's how I picture the rest of it:
Hanzo Scorpion: Oh you listen to Death Metal too?
Scorpion: Yeah. Guess all Scorpions like that type of music.
Kuai Liang Sub-Zero: I can't believe this is me.
Smoke: You're telling me.
The quiver in Geras’ voice “I do not fear a bunch of thin-skinned Earthrealmers” 💀💀💀
Cassie Cage: remember when you did that “Here’s Johnny” thing back in MKX?
Johnny Cage: yeah, why ya ask?-
*Cassie does her “I
Kitana: I'm aiming for at least 10 bounces this time.
Cassie: (Wearing the rodeo drive outfit) Not this time, I came prepared.
Kitana: I like a challenge.
(Performs head slice classic fatality)
Johnny Cage: Yo, there's a lady Johnny out there in the multiverse?
Fire God Liu Kang: Janet Cage is harder to handle than you Johnny.
Johnny Cage: This has GOAT Box Office written all over it.
Baraka: Our kind was reduced to a disease in your timeline?
Fire God Liu Kang: That was the price for Edenian peace.
Baraka: And how many other races did you wipe out for perfection?
Cassie: So about your new timeline.
Fire God Liu Kang: There is a reason why you're not there yet.
Cassie: No, I wanted to ask why everyone wants to CUT MY HEAD OFF?
Cassie Cage: Ready for a timeless classic?
Kung Lao: Does it involve your head as a slinky?
Cassie Cage: sigh Oh Snap!
Kung Lao: Double Snap.
Hanzo: If you are Scorpion, than who am I?
Sub-Zero: Some little pipsqueak raised by Tomas
Hanzo: So my family meant nothing to Lui Kang?
Frost: Not so funny when you're the butt of the joke huh?
Cassie: Elsa honey, you need to lighten up.
Frost: Whatever you say Marie-Antoinette
Cassie: Oh you B****
Shao Kahn: Fancy a game of golf?
Cassie: I swear if this is another decapitation joke I'm gonna ...
Shao Kahn: FOUR! (Performs Kahn Croquet brutality)
Hanzo and kaui’s friendship is under the risk after such information from Liu Kang
Baraka: why do you despise the tarkatans, titan?
Fire God Liu Kang: I do not despise any tarkatan, baraka!
Baraka: then why did you turn my entire species into a FUCKING DISEASE?!
Fire God Liu Kang (offscreen): oh shit-
*baraka performs his “Rock, Paper, Baraka” fatality on Fire God Liu Kang*
Kotal Kahn: Johnny cage has sent me to find a cop, a sailor, and a cowboy…
Robocop: so why have you come to me?
Kotal Kahn: I have Erron black, you’re a cop, and you seem rather buoyant.
That joke works better with Nightwolf.
1:00 Love Triangle With Harumi, Kuai Liang And Hanzo, and Hanzo Is the Third Wheel 😂
I have a funny intro dialogue for the next mk1 vid
Hanzo : You better stay away from my wife!
Kuai Liang (Scorpion) : I don't even know who you're supposed to be.
Sub Zero (Kameo) : We better get Quan Chi ready for this.
Hanzo : Thanks for the aid, Kuai Liang.
Kung Lao : I think you're being overprotective over there.
Scorpion (Kuai Liang) : We need to douse his flames before it gets even worse.
Bi han: are you sure you want to call quan chi
Hanzo: give me quan chi phone number right now or I'll kill you for the third time
Sareena: don't you dare kill my boyfriend for the third time otherwise I will have to give you a painful death in my demon form
Bi han: thanks for defending me my love I won't let anyone hurt you deer
Sareena: thanks honey and I won't let you get hurt by anyone too
Kuai Liang(Kameo): my other self is so dead when we found him hanzo
Hanzo: Quan chi is going to repeat the same thing that happened to me once
Kuai Liang scorpion offscreen: oh crap I'm so dead when the both of them found me
@@SapnaD-rq9ml can't wait for quan chi release on 12th december tho, it'll be hilarious if he does this
Kabal: heh, still can’t believe I’m get to kick a god’s ass!
Raiden (Christopher Lambert): *do not be so cocky, Kabal…*
Kabal: Jesus, raiden! You need this respirator more than i do!
Kabal 1: Black Dragon or Red Dragon?
Kabal 2: I'm NYPD, scumbag.
Kabal 1: Catch me if you can, then, pig.
I find it super creative the fact that the previous and liu kang's current timeline coexist
You know Hanzo if it makes you feel any better, there's is a timeline where your wife becomes scorpion.
Noob Saibot: Havik told me that you and him could “break the fourth wall”?
Kabal: hell yeah! All the time!
Noob Saibot: how so?
Kabal (offscreen): like this!
*Kabal performs his “screamer” brutality on noob saibot*
Kabal: some folks just can’t take being on the big screen, eh OddgiantAF?
That liu kang-shang tsung one is just...amazing
Kitana: What are we going to do with ten boxes of cereal?!
Milleena: Uh...how bout eat it?
And this is why Milleena is queen of Edenia in the new timeline
Honestly 10 boxes isn't really a lot if they just share with other people.
Spawn: the fuck are you doin’ here, Jessica?
Jacqui Briggs (in her hellspawn jacqui skin): uh, the name’s Jacqui, Simmons!
Spawn: first you kill me and now you talk shit to me?!
Jacqui Briggs (offscreen): IM NOT JESSICA, AL!
Jax: ya know, Stryker took kintaro down.
Sheeva: is that so? Stryker must have been very powerful.
Jax: either that or the Shokan are weak as hell.
Sheeva (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Sheeva: English please, cage?
Johnny cage: is sheeva the diva not a believa’?~
Sheeva: sheeva will cleave-a you in half before you can leave-a…
D’vorah: this one is confused on why everyone hates me!
Sindel: apparently, once you kill several fan favorite characters, you’re the worst character ever.
D’vorah: this one did not ask for your opinion!
Sindel (offscreen): yes you did!
D’vorah: shut up!
HAHAHAHA!!! NOW THIS IS COMEDY GOLD! XD
@@NoelJohnCarlo
Thank you very much!
D'vorah: So did you in mk9
Jade: why tf were you sleeping with Devorah?!
Kotal: You wouldn't let me hit it as a revenant.
Jade:Yeah, but still Devorah and not anyone else?😢
0:41 how MK1’s invasion mode REALLY started 😂💀😂
Sub Zero: i have defeated both goro and kintaro.
Kung Lao: yeah? So have I!
Sub Zero: in a 1v2 fight?
Kung Lao (offscreen): DAMNIT THAT’S COOLER!
Never let Geras help you getting rid of an insect laying on your back.
Never let any mk fighter help you getting rid of an insect laying on your back
Oops
@@Man_Of_Logic you silly boy
Liu Kang somehow made Tarkatans both better and worse simultaneously in the new timeline
You can feel more sympathy for them but they’re also people with a disease that kills them and others
He literally pulled Eric Cartman on them
You know making up that race is a disease
Better written, but a worse condition
By making it a contagion it opens the possibility of a cure, or at least some kind of suppressant.
I think is a paradox caused by having mileena be a non-tarkatan princess, the timeline bends tarkat into a disease so she would still be one, canon events and all that sass.
When even becoming a God and rewriting the timeline. Yet some things never truly change. It's kinda one of those things that gets scarier the more you think about it
Dang liu kang he didn’t tell scorpion about harumi
It's kinda awkward if Liu Kang said that Hanzo in his new timeline is a shota & the new hentai mom-son fanfic begin due incest is one of top hentai genres
@@FatinChibiI'm interested on reading that doujinshi
@@FatinChibiAh hell naw
@@FatinChibi "It was time to go. Thomas has seen everything."
Seriously. WTF
@@FatinChibi 💀💀💀💀 bruh.....
Sheeva: what could possibly think you could defeat me?!
Kollector: you have four arms, I have six!
Sheeva: yet you can’t use two of them because you’re too cheap to buy a backpack!
Kollector (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Kung Lao: A milf is an attractive lady who has had at least one child.
Sindel: Oh I see, I'm not sure why there's a word specifically for that.
Kano: It's a compliment luv, I definitely would.
Sindel: You would definitely what Kano?
Sektor: According to my database MILF stands for...
Kung Lao: Thank you for your input Sektor.
General Shao: You will fall quickly ni...
Tanya: I will end you you ignorant prick!
Jax: I pitty the fool who could be so unenlightened.
Tanya: Jax, you're really not helping you know.
Darrius: Dude seriously, what is wrong with you?
General Shao: Why won't you people let me say nincompoop?
Raiden: I'm late for a meeting with Madam Bo, let's make this snappy.
Ashra: I HATE ridiculous puns, can we just skip to the necks fight?
Kung Lao: Thank you Ashr... Hey wait a minute.
Ashra: I'm sorry Kung Lao but Kano's right, the neck puns are funny as shit.
Shujinko: I don't get it.
Raiden: I'll explain later.
Johnny Cage: So you're trying to be J.P. now Aquaman?
Rain: You're just annoyed you don't get powers any more.
Cyrax: You do indeed bare many similarities to J.P.
Rain: Be quite Fulgore.
Sektor: According to my database MK3's roster was already finalised at the time of KI's initial release.
Johnny Cage: Keep telling yourself that Ketchup.
Ashra: I really like your hat Raiden.
Raiden: Thank you, I think a big hat would suit you as well.
Sub-Zero: Oh no, not again.
Raiden: Again, what do you mean?
Scorpion: We'll have to explain to all the casuals why Ashra is not female Raiden.
Ashra: Why Raiden is not male Ashra you mean, no?
Sub-Zero off screen: Sure.
Geras: I have repaired the barrier between us and the 34th timeline.
Liu Kang: Then why did I see Kitana and Jade making out five minutes ago?
Kung Lao: Do NOT tell Johnny, his head will explode!
Liu Kang: His penis will explode more like.
Shujinko: What is making out?
Geras: I'll explain later.
Johnny Cage: Why don't I get my cool green powers in this timeline?
Liu Kang: Too many zoners, you're pure rushdown now, and you have your own meter.
Serena: At least you get to have a full moveset.
Liu Kang: You're getting nurfed I'm affraid Serena.
Serena off screen: What the fuck!
Cyrax: According to my calculations we are both getting nurfed.
Johnny Cage: Oh no I'm player 2 aren't I.
Liu Kang off screen: I'm player 2 and that's not even a thing any more!
Kung Lao: I heard Syzoth is banging Ashra now.
Johnny Cage: It's true, I wonder what their kids would look like.
Sektor: According to my calculations the results would be adorable.
Johnny Cage: Was not expecting that!
Shujinko: Damn, our boy straight up be tappin a demon.
Kung Lao: I'll explain late...Wait WHAT THE FCUK!
Nitara: Cage is insisting I introduce him to Jade while you're with her.
Kitana: Oh it's that 34th timeline bullshit.
Serena: Apparently I'm with Ashra, don't tell Bi Han.
Kitana: Knowing earthrealmers you might find he's actually into it.
Frost: I'm with fcuking D'vorah!
Nitara: I'm with Skarlet, so predictable.
Kitana: My mother told me you think she's a milf, that's really sweet.
Johnny Cage: Er, okay, I guess.
Kung Lao: Milf just meaning a pretty woman who's had kids of course.
Johnny Cage: Right gotcha, it doesn't stand for anything.
Shujinko: Do you know any gilfs?
Kitana: Awe, no honey it's pronounced MILF.
Raiden: I'd like to consult with you about something.
Liu Kang: You're the reason Cetrion turned evil, she couldn't take it any more.
Shujinko: Who is Cetrion?
Liu Kang: I'll explain later.
Sub-Zero: She's a bit like Sindel if Sindel were a nature goddess.
Raiden: Oh my, that sounds, let's talk about that instead.
General Shao: Hello Kenshi, you look good today.
Kenshi: I wouldn't know, you feeling okay general?
Kano: He's from the 34th timeline, kick his arse!
Kenshi: Go back to your own timeline!
Scorpion: He's not from my timeline, this one has horns.
General Shao: I was just trying to be nicer, fcuk all of you nincompoops, you suck.
Johnny Cage: Umdagi, I finally got it.
Tanya: For the love of Argus earthrealmer!
Goro: Umdagi is close to be f...
Tanya: Why do you keep defending him, do you owe him money?
Sub-Zero: How long are you planning to keep this joke going?
Johnny Cage: For as long as it gets likes and views my man.
Liu Kang: It's sadly not as good as it sounds Johnny.
Johnny Cage: If there's a nature goddess version of Sindel you HAVE to bring her to this timeline.
Kung Lao: There's a nature goddess version of Sindel?
Johnny Cage: According to Raiden yes there is.
Sub-Zero: I shouldn't have said if Sindel were a nature goddess.
Liu Kang: No other timeline Kuai Liang, D'vorah would have been slightly more accurate.
Reptile: So do you and Serena er, snuggle when she's in demon form?
Sub-Zero: Why lizard, does Ashra want you in reptilian form?
Serena: Ooo sweetie, we should try it with me in demon form.
Sub-Zero: I told you I'm not into that idea, see what you've done Gecko!
Kung Lao: To be fair I'd 'snuggle' with Mileena in tarkatan form, carefully.
Reptile: Forget I said anything, don't mention it to Ashra.
Part 2...
Ashra: You will not believe what Syzoth can do with his tail and tongue.
Li Mei: [In oh earthrealmer tone from before] Oh Ashra, I don't want to know.
Serena: You won't believe what Bi Han can do with his cold hands and Ice.
Li Mei: Oh Serena, keep it between you and Bi Han.
Shujinko: I'd like to know what Syzoth and Bi Han can do.
Ashra: I will not be the one to explain this to you.
Johnny Cage: Bukkake, Unagi, Bugatti, Umdagi.
Raiden: I must consult Liu Kang.
Kung Lao: This necks fight is going to be snappy.
Raiden: There you go, that's called character growth.
Shujinko: I don't understand.
Johnny Cage: I'll explain later.
Prequel interaction:
Scorpion: Bi Han, there are people behind each of us that are cosplaying us.
Sub-Zero: What? Don't be ridiculous.
Sub-Zero: Greetings, I'm Kuai Liang.
Sub-Zero: What sorcery is this?
Scorpion: Greetings, I'm Hanzo Hasashi.
Scorpion: Okay, no more of Madam Bo's tea.
Lui Kang: Apparently Johnny cage taught himself basic coding, I'm sorry.
Tanya: What even is coding Lui Kang?
Cyrax: I shall fight by your side bukakke.
Tanya: What the actual fcuk!
Sektor: I will aid you in defeating the unagi.
Lui Kang: Yea, I did try to warn you.
Kung Lao: You don't stand a chance when I'm with this kameo!
Sub-Zero: Cyrax? Big deal, I know how to block.
Shujinko: What is a kameo?
Sub-Zero: You are old man!
Kung Lao (with MKX voice): I like this timeline.
Kung Lao: Team double hats for the win.
Sub-Zero off screen: More like neck and neck for the defea...Kung Laos: Fcuk you snowglobe.
Sub-Zero: I will make you extinct dinosaur.
Reptile: What's a dinosaur?
Sektor: According to my databanks there are no dinosaurs on the roster.
Reptile: Hear that Frosty. Sub-Zero: It's called being facetious.
Shujinko: Beingfacetious is a funny name for a dinosaur.
Sub-Zero: Must I explain everything to you?
Sektor off screen: I have been summoned.
Tanya: I know about the robots Cage!
Johnny Cage: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Sektor: I will aid the Supreme Grand Master in defeating the adoggy.
Johnny Cage: These robots? What about them?
Cyrax: I shall fight by your side sha-wodi against the Supr...
Tanya: I'm going to tear you a new arsehole you son of a bitch!
Reptile: I wasn't expecting so much attention from the ladies in earthrealm.
Sub-Zero: Upset so many bitches want a taste of your scaley schlong, poor you.
Shujinko: What is a schlong?
Sub-Zero: I want a new kameo partner.
Serena: Hey sweetie, is this enough space for you?
Reptile: You wanna switch kameos? Sub-Zero: No! Are you stalking me now?
Reptile: You're just jealous that I can turn into a sick looking reptile and you can't.
Sub-Zero: When we get animalities I'm going to turn into a polar bear.
Sub-Zero: Either that or a penguin.
Sub-Zero: Argh shit.
Serena: Oh sweetie I hope it's a penguin, you'd be a...dooorable.
Reptile: Hahaha...Sub-Zero: Shut your slimey lizard mouth Gecko!
Kitana: Cage keeps asking me out on a date.
Tanya: Do not speak to me of that infurating shitbag!
Cyrax: I shall fight by your side pilati.
Tanya: Oh fcuk off robot!
Sektor: I will aid you in defeating the hitachi.
Kitana: Haha, Johnny did this, maybe he's smarter than I thought.
Johnny Cage: So remind me, the neverrealm is like never never land?
Kenshi: Yes Johnny, exactly like never never land.
Kung Lao: You never never age.
Kenshi: You even kind of get magical powers.
Sektor: According to my databanks you are not being deceived.
Johnny Cage: Sounds too good to be true.
Johnny Cage: You owe me BIG TIME sorcerer!
Shang Tsung: Thank you Mr Cage, you may keep your soul.
Cyrax: Shang Tsung's cryptocurrency is always great value for money.
Shang Tsung: Yes Mustard, yes it is.
Sektor: Shang Tsung's cryptocurrency is of superior quality, its efficacy is guaranteed.
Johnny Cage: Ergh, for the first time in my life I actually feel dirty.
Scorpion: This is the fight everyone wants to see.
Sub-Zero: Ken vs Ryu for grown ups.
Scorpion: Get back over here!
Sub-Zero: Altered version of the line to a different Scorpion, very meta.
Sub-Zero: You don't get this in Street Fighter.
Scorpion: No inferior Kuai Liang, you don't.
Sub-Zero off screen: Hanzo wannabe.
Liu Kang: I've been looking forward to our necks fight.
Kung Lao: This is really never going to end is it.
Sektor: I'm sure you're asking yourself, can I afford to buy Shang Tsung's cryptocurrency.
Kung Lao: What the hell is this shit?
Cyrax: But the question you should be asking is, can I afford not to.
Liu Kang: Johnny Cage, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!!
Johnny Cage: So can I go to never never realm?
Liu Kang: For helping Shang Tsung to sell cryptocurrency, absolutely.
Sub-Zero: You outdid yourself with that one Cage.
Liu Kang: Yes other timeline Kuai Liang, he certainly did.
Scorpion: Never never realm is where is was made a spectre.
Johnny Cage: So I could actually get to have powers again?
Part 3...
Part 3...
Nitara: What do you mean Sonya was ruined in the last timeline.
Lui Kang: She was basically killed by an MMA fighter.
Sonya: Was she a worthy opponent at least?
Lui Kang: Er, that's not exactly how she ruined you.
Sub-Zero: The less you know the better.
Nitara: hAhA, sUCkS FoR yOu, tHAt cOulD nEveR hAPpEn tO mE.
Liu Kang: I've been looking forward to this fight Chun Li.
Kitana: Me too, I'm eager to test myself against a god.
Sonya: Did you know there are other timelines where we all have different names?
Kitana: Don't be ridiculous Ethel, that would be really silly.
Kung Lao: It's hard to imagine a timeline where you're not Engelbert, god of marshmallows.
Liu Kang: But they do exist Mushroom King.
Liu Kang: No more earthrealm trips for you Mileena!
Mileena: Why do your earthrealm fighting tournaments have so many damn rules?
Kano: That was the funniest shit ever.
Mileena: I can't believe I got disqualified for 'excessive contact'.
Sonya: You tore off the poor girl's arm!
Liu Kang: You're lucky that between my powers and that of the paramedics she was able to be healed.
Nitara: You need to take me to earthrealm Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: I heard you want to kill people, I cannot condone that.
Serena: She only wants to kill one person Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: That's one person too many Serena!
Darruis: Do you mean one particular person?
Nitara: Megan fcukin Fox!
General Shao: I lost the tournament in the other timeline? HOW?
Liu Kang: I fisted you almost to death, my hand came right out of your back.
Kano: Hahahahahahaha.
General Shao: What the fcuk did you just say?
Sonya: Oh my god Liu Kang, say punched!
Liu Kang: Why, it means the same thing.
Raiden: Hey Liu Kang, do you mind if I ask you something?
Liu Kang: Elder gods give me strength!
Kung Lao: You're asking for a fisting from Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Oh be quiet Jack Neckolson.
Cyrax: You consult more often than my cpu is able to calculate.
Raiden: I just think we should meet regularly to chat, maybe every hour or so.
Lui Kang off screen: You need help Raiden!
Havik: Why the fcuk does Lui Kang get EIGHT intro dialogues in a row and this guy hasn't even written one for us yet?
Baraka: I think we're too ugly.
Motaro: I feel my character is far too complex for his writing ability.
Baraka: Yes I'm sure that must be it.
Goro: I don't think Stryker's been i...Havik: This is such bullshit, we deserve more resp[Cut to next dialogues]
Reiko (with Smoke): I don't believe it, I finally got in one of this guy's[Cut to next dialogues]
Smoke: Why do I feel I don't belong in this fight?
General Shao: Because you're a peice of scum sucking fanny juice!
Goro: I'm going to rip your centuar head off anus bre...
General Shao: Come back here so I can insert your head into your rectum.
Motaro: You're lucky we're not on the main roster shokan arsewipe!
Smoke: I want to be in one with Johnny next time.
Johnny Cage: Have you heard about all the cool shit AI can do now?
Smoke: I know right, sometimes I think we'd be better off with AI running things.
Sub-Zero: I definitely think AI would do a much better job.
Smoke: What do you think Cyrax?
Cyrax: According to my calculations everybody would much be better off.
Johnny Cage: Then it's settled, our new AI supreme overlords shall be worshipped as the new gods.
Screen geos black. Every characeter in the game in unison: All hail our new AI supreme overlords.
Johnny Cage: I heard you got fisted by Liu Kang, how was it?
General Shao: How far into your rectum do you think your head will go?
Kung Lao: I'm not sure I want to partner you without a safe word.
General Shao: I'll kill all of you nincompoop motherfcukers!
Shujinko: What is fisted?
Johnny Cage: Use your imagination!
Nitara: I was surprised earthrealm has so many vampires.
Johhny Cage: Those aren't real vampires Nitara, they're just fictional.
Sonya: People are more into aliens now, they're even having hearings about them.
Johhny Cage: Chameleon with a C for DCL confirmed?
Serena: Don't be silly, Chameleon with a C isn't an alien.
Nitara: Fake fan alert, look it up Serena!
Scorpion: In the other timeline you were Noob Saibot.
Sub-Zero: In the other timeline you were Sub-Zero.
Sonya: In the other timeline I was violated by a MAA fighter.
Sub-Zero: In the other timeline Sub-Zero was violated by a fcuking DJ!
Darrius: In the other timeline I was never mentioned.
Scorpion: And in all timelines I'm Daddy Boon's favourite.
Sub-Zero off screen: That wasn't even you before dumbass.
Kenshi: I'll try not to cut you too deep with my katana.
Kitana: You named your sword after me?
Serena: That's more than a little creepy earthrealmer.
Kitana: It's downright stalkerish if you ask me.
Shujinko: I actually know what a katana is, I'm so happy.
Kenshi: Katana is the earthrealm name for this type of sword princess!
Kitana: Thank you for showing me that movie, the crow man was truely inspirational.
Johnny Cage: That may actually be the greatest movie ever made.
Kung Lao: You watched The Crow?
Johnny Cage: Gladiator, but The Crow is another classic, and another revenge movie.
Serena: Nitara loves the Blade and Underworld movies.
Kitana: Oh you've been watching movies with Nitara?
Johnny Cage: I lent Nitara the movies, I lent her my whole old setup.
Kitana: And how would she watch them Jonathan?
Serena: Where would she plug them in Jonathan?
Kitana: Where would she plug them in Jonathan?
Kung Lao: Someone's in trouble.
Johnny Cage: She's renting a place in earthrealm for gold, she wants to take care of a fox, which is oddly wholesome.
Shao Kahn: fight wife? Life good!
Shao Kahn: wife fight back? KILL WIFE!
Shao Kahn: wife gone… think about wife… fatality…
Well shit Kitana ain’t wrong about the simulation
Kitana broke the 4th wall 😂😂😂
Kollector: repulsive human…
Johnny Cage: sleeping with Shao Kahn’s repulsive~
Kollector: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!
W Reference to kx
Mkx*
Mileena: is it true you can imitate voices?!
Mileena: yes it is! In fact, I’m imitating your voice right now!
Mileena: PREPARE TO DIE, YOU IMPRESSIONIST HELLSPAWN!!!
Sub-Zero: I heard you can mimic any kind of voices.
Frost mimicking Sub-Zero: I am Sub-Zero, Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei.
Sub-Zero: Identity Theft is colder than your betrayal, Frost.
@@NoelJohnCarloeven better: identity theft is colder than your betrayal, Frost
@@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb I should edit that.
@@NoelJohnCarlo LMFAO
MK1 (you can edit if you want)
Sindel: Why is every timeline i always ended up dying?
Geras: I miss the part where that's my problem
CLASH
Jax: i hope my arms aren't getting ripped out today
Sindel: you'll soon got a metal hands
Scorpion: tell me why i suffer alot because of losing my family
Geras: It's all canon event Hanzo
For MK1:
Johnny Cage: You look like a dingy @$$ Michael Jackson!
Havik: Who the f@#k is Michael Jackson!?
Stryker: Guess you can say he's no "Smooth Criminal"
Johnny Cage: Nah he's just "Dangerous"
Darrius: Guess we should "Beat It"
Havik: IN THE NAME OF CHAOS I DEMAND ALL OF YOU TO BE SILENT!
This should definitely be in the next one.
Geras: I do not fear thin skinned Earthrealmers
Shao Khan: I DON'T FEAR YOU N-
Hanzo Is a child in Liu Kang’s new timeline…will Kuai and Harumi adopt hanzo!
Raiden: what do you have that I don’t have?!
Fujin: interesting power? A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?
Raiden: jerk!
Johnny: Now you know how I feel.
I love the idea of the previous timeline still getting visits from Liu Kang
The cereal one and the Sub-Zero/Kung Lao one kills me!
Also they always talk about Liu Kang and Kung Lao flirting..I want to actually see it 😂😂😭
For MK1
Shao Kahn: You will not defeat me! Not today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
Kitana: (laughs) Is that supposed to be intimidating, wannabe general lookin' ass?
Clash
Sonya (Bridgette Wilson): "Life's a glitch", ain't that a bitch?
Kitana: No wonder he lost to me and chickened out.
Goro: This franchise is full of bugs.
Shao Kahn: Shut you mouth, Shokan!
2:29 Saw that one coming sooner or later! lol
Me too lmao 😂😂
Mileena: I wanted to thank you for making me a real edenian in your new timeline! Even giving me my very own chapter in the story!
Fire God Liu Kang: aw, you’re very welcome, mileena! For a second, I thought you were mad because I gave you tarkat and killed your mother!
Mileena: YOU FUCKING WHAT?!
Fire God Liu Kang (offscreen): oh shit-
*Mileena performs her “Mount N’ Destroy” brutality on Fire God Liu Kang*
Mileena: why must every timeline hate me?…
Kitana: What the f*ck are we suppose to do with 10 boxes of cereal?
Mileena: Uhhh how about eat it.
Best comeback in an argument!
Robocop: what is it now, baraka?
Baraka: I wish to feast on your corpse!
Robocop: an unfortunate decision-
*baraka used his “food for thought” fatality on robocop*
Baraka: AUGH! OIL?! WHERES THE BLOOD?!
I'm almost disappointed that no one asked about Frost's robobreasts being able to dispense soft serve.
... can it do that? Hypothetically?
@@observerf-03p.d39 I mean...her body is purely robotic, at least for the most part, so I can see it doing that.
@@mkdemigodzillawarrior Imagine the horny freaks, craving a taste of that "ice cream".
Erron Black: so Kano offered ta give tarkatans guns, right?
Baraka: they were useless and defective! Why do you ask?!
Erron Black: maybe if you actually used one properly, ya might’ve actually killed Johnny cage~
Baraka (offscreen): SHUT UP, ERRON!!!
I mean, Hanzo is right to deduce that he and Harumi will be happy together... though with her, Smoke and Kuai Liang being his adopted parents/mentors.
Kotal Kahn: I come bearing unfortunate news… Ermac is dead…
Erron Black: that so? Where’s reptile and those symbiote freaks?
Kotal Kahn: well, reptile is playing hide and seek with the krypt guy and ferra and torr… honestly I have no idea.
Erron Black (offscreen): damn it, Kotal…
sub zero:no one beats sub zero
Sub zero:but I am sub zero, nobody beats me
Sub zero:then the universe is destroyed
Damn, Sub-Zero's rage is as rare as Vergil paying child support
1:55 she knows..she knows and I know she knows
This isn't ChaiThea Timeline
She'e going out of our screen next
“If we have a child in calling quan chi” 😭😭😭
For mk1:
Sub-Zero: You will become a revanante after this fight.
Scorpion: Only if you don't become Noob Saibot first.
Striker: Don't worry my bullets will break his ice.
Scorpion: Thank you Striker.
Frost: Can I rule the Lin Kuei if you die?
Sub-Zero: Shut up Frost.
I prefer with "who tf are you" from bihan to Frost
So she would gotten 0 fu**s
@@hywasnt That would make more sense.
Noob Saibot: I know how you shall die, Kano…
Kano: lemme guess… you’ll be the one ta kill me, mate?
Noob Saibot: if not me… then your liver…
As soon as I saw sub-zero pop up after the one between Liu Kang and Hanzo, I went, “oh fuck”
Tundra is just trying to make ice cream but the internet is ruining him even though he doesn’t deserve it
Cassie Cage: Welcome to the Internet.
I see what you did there 😂
These are phenomenal, great job mate
baraka: how are the tarkatans in your timeline living?
liu kang: i had to them turn into a disease sadly.
baraka: WHAT! WHY!!??
Damn, Kitana really had a mouthful am I right? 😂
Liu Kang: Wanna hear a joke, Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: Sigh... Okay, let's hear it.
Liu Kang: Your neck.
Kung Lao: FOR FUCK SAKE, WILL YOU STOP THAT!?
Hanzo: Hey! That's my wife how to you get the new timeline from
Kuai: Yes!.. It appear Liu Kang create new era timeline because I'm Scorpion?
Hanzo: I will burn you for this!
"NECKLACE"
Kung lao: "AWW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN!"
0:59 - I can't be sure but I get the distinct feeling Hanzo is freakin' nettled XD
1:50 - Oh shit the AI are becoming self aware O _ o
2:59 - Well that didn't go too well did it? XD
3:47 - Got Milk?
3:19 oops
3:19 oops indeed
Kronika: God Damn It Gera 🤦♀️
3:10 Dang he cannot get that bug
Terminator: can I say it? Just this once?
Scorpion: only if you wish to suffer…
*the terminator performed his fatal blow on scorpion, including the part where the terminator says “get over here!”*
Shao Kahn: i killed Kung Lao right after he defeated Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, AND Kintaro!
Sindel: i killed Kabal, Kurtis Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax Briggs, Smoke, Jade, AND Kitana without breaking a sweat~
Shao Kahn: … okay, you’re worse…
😂The Kuai Liang and Scorpion one was funny as fuck man great job
Noob Saibot: I’m not going to murder you because you turned me back into sub zero in your timeline…
Fire God Liu Kang: then why do you seek to kill me?
Noob Saibot: BECAUSE YOU TURNED MY LITTLE BROTHER INTO THE MAN WHO MURDERED ME!
Fire God Liu King (offscreen): oh shi-
*Noob Saibot performs his “hooked” brutality on Fire God Liu Kang*
Noob Saibot: NOBODY MESSES WITH MY LITTLE BRO!
0:08 Ayo pause 😳
I can’t preform good when it’s cold 💀
Idea for an MK1 Intro quote:
Scorpion: Yo, Shao. Who lives in Paris?
Shao: I don't fear you, Ni- *Clash*
Goro: WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY!?
Shao: SHUSH! THEY CAN'T CANCEL ME!
Cyrax: He was going to say the N-Word
Scorpion: Shao, you bastard! We're gonna get cancelled!