You never hold a bird under its wings, you gently grasp it over their wings with light pressure. He had a death grip on that poor thing then chucked it like the first pitch of the baseball season.
I have a feeling he knew it was dead and launched it like that on purpose. He literally is squeezing the life out of him. The funerals I’ve been at they don’t throw it like a baseball they literally open the cage or gently just open their hand till they fly away. I’m not an obsessed animal lover but this gets me so sad 😢
Bc he wanted the direct the attracted attention away from the dove so he emphasized the word Amen to get them to snap outta it and take the funeral seriously, just my opinion.
the more u watch this...the more u see and hear something that makes u crack up even more...including the lil boy pushing through to have a look and the lady right after saying "he on the floor"....
+Cell Jr. + my eyes fill up with tears every time I think... about this video. Lord, have mercy when I actually watch it again. My God!!! this thing is too funny. LMAO... Pahahaha Whew!
Cell Jr. I saw your comment and was rolling again! I gotta get out of here and go to the store. Lord please help me. I'm gonna be laughing for nothing and people gonna think I'm crazy... Peace! Your comment cracked me up!
I'm currently in tears because of this video. I thought of it while I was watching a wedding video and started laughing as I typed in the description to find it
Celestial Being That had me laughing w/tears in my eyes!😂 I guess bruh was trying to stay in the moment and be dignified, so he hit em w/that "Amen, Amen." 😂😂 RIP Lil Dove
+Kaine 3 I think he was making a joke about over sensitivity and hypocrisy within the comedic realm. My people (black) do indeed find comedy in the most unusual places lol
Feathers were coming off of the bird while being choked to death before the space shuttle launch. Poor bird. I laughed at this for hours. "Fo den will I ...". Why did folks respond by saying Amen? Rhetorical question. ;~}
I know it's rhetorical, but it's a church thing :P I'm black, and we usually reply with 'amen' when we agree it believe in something the pastor has said. No, it's not said after every sentence lmao...
Y’all don’t understand how hard I am in tears over here. After reading the comments & having something new to watch & listen every time. Priceless. Poor Dove. 😂😂😂😂
This is funny, yet embarrassing at the same time. This happened here in my hometown of Tallulah, LA. I always wanted us on the map. But not like this...
This is my all time favorite og video. I laugh harder every time I watch it 😭 why was he squeezing it so hard & why did he throw it like that 💀💀 then the girl in the background before he threw it... “alright na” 😭😭
My go to pick up Everything about this was so ironic and fitting. Down to “be at rest” and the dove hitting the ground. Don’t even get me started on how he chucked the poor thing so hard the feathers came off Crying real tears
That dove went in a coma on the way up he threw it so hard. Got hit with g force. Had no chance.. smdh. I'm wrong but I literally am crying in tears laughing. Comedy.. smh
yeah i know i feel like i'm watching a deleted scene of Fiddler on the roof. Fiddler on the Roof (1971) Tevye: As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick. Mendel: Where does the book say that? Tevye: Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken.
that dude pump faked and bombed that shit right to the in zone. fuck a 3rd down conversion he said go the gold and launched that fucking dove thinking it would come back to life. that bird hit the fucking ground like a bag of laundry. RIP to his football career with 0% completion. the funeral was actually for the bird.
The way the crowd goes "oohh" always gets me
LMAO
Lowkey funniest part
Same
I've been crying for like two years now at that part
I knowwwww !!!! That's what makes me laugh, the crowd
Homie launched that dove like if he was playing angry birds.
LMAO!!!!!!
OMG !!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
***** Best comment ever!
Dude thought he was holding a football
+Jeffrey Aristy Zero stars, he didn't knock over a single tombstone or kill any hungry attendees.
He said fly and be at rest. The dove took that quite literally.
lol nigga ya comments got me dead
XD
Oh fuck Lmaooo I'm dead
I READ THIS THEN CRIED LAUGHING MY GOSH
Lol
The Dove didn't exactly fly, but still went to heaven.
LOL! He knew dang well that that bird wasn't gonna fly after he launched it into the sky like a football player
No, the dove went down the fucking ground.
Zodiac woooosh
😂😂😂😭💀
@@ackdolfphitlervonburnellis851 Exactly
This is why doves cry
Ahahahaha!!!
+Derick C - you got me on that one! Pahahaha!
Derick C 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO!!!
Yup. There's one called a "mourning dove."
You never hold a bird under its wings, you gently grasp it over their wings with light pressure. He had a death grip on that poor thing then chucked it like the first pitch of the baseball season.
@@iknowmewhoareyou2615 lmao i always said why tf he threw it like that 😭😂😂😂
I wonder if the velocity of his pitch snapped the birds neck
@oh yeah yeah, the bringer of oh yeah yeah yt
I have a feeling he knew it was dead and launched it like that on purpose. He literally is squeezing the life out of him. The funerals I’ve been at they don’t throw it like a baseball they literally open the cage or gently just open their hand till they fly away. I’m not an obsessed animal lover but this gets me so sad 😢
@@xEEEa7iu231 ew cringy
And be at rest *THUD*
+Nightmare Batsy i did 2 the way he throws the bird omg i lost it i still cant stop laughing
+Nightcloud Dreamer me too
OOOH.
Coincedence?
I think not
Well, he resting now
Best part is the guy at the end: "well he didn't fly today hehehe" LMFAOOOO
😂
Death grip wasn’t doing too well for it
@@cocobob6025 It's the way he threw the bird, lol.
The "wooooo" gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alexandra Mercedes Guggisberg now THAT'S THE FUNNY PART 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO!!!
He probably rehearsed that all week like, "I'm bout to kill'em wit dis one"!😂😂😂😂
Bigg Howw nigga bought an expensive ass bird too like "damn I can't wait to show them this"
LMBO!!!!!! I caaaaaant 😂😂😂
😂😂
Bigg Howw 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bigg Howw 💀😂😭
I can't believe they said amen after that depressing ass moment
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bc he wanted the direct the attracted attention away from the dove so he emphasized the word Amen to get them to snap outta it and take the funeral seriously, just my opinion.
😂😂😂
@@jamesvancamhow are you supposed to take it seriously when someone does this shit 😂😂😂
"fly away and be at rest" literally
IM DYING LOL YOUR COMMENT
Wooooo
The old woman made me laugh harder than the rest of the video "he ain't flying today."
That was a man
that's not what he said and that was a man. god, if you think that was a woman, then you need to get your ears checked
@@jeffpenus9201 I’m talking about at the end...
Same I was dead🤣🤣
@@Zzzk23 Exactly
He was trying to send express mail to Jesus
bruh lol.
presidentdiddy dying
presidentdiddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
presidentdiddy 😂😂😂 lmao
O boi
the more u watch this...the more u see and hear something that makes u crack up even more...including the lil boy pushing through to have a look and the lady right after saying "he on the floor"....
Lmao sounds like he said "And be a Rat" towards the end but he says "Rest" lol.
Lmaoo he didn't fly... amen amen lmaoo
LIKE THIS dOve!
black lady sings Campbell soup
I heard one say "he dead." at the exact end. Cracks me up! 😂😂😂
0:11 The guy saying "Alright nahh" HAS ME DEEAD
Right? Alright nah....ooh! Amen, amen. 😂
@@blackluna7021 😂😂😂
😹
I swear i been lokong for this 😂😆😂😆
Lol that's my favorite part 😂
I think the best part is the reaction, the immediate "ooohhh" is just hysterical
😂😂
That dove had no chance to recover his flight after being launched like that😂😂😂
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
I've been crying at this shit laughing uncontrollably for days....
+Cell Jr. + my eyes fill up with tears every time I think... about this video. Lord, have mercy when I actually watch it again. My God!!! this thing is too funny. LMAO... Pahahaha Whew!
SuperBlackthang Ah man dude. lmao don't remind me about this video. I might bust a gut again... x'D
Cell Jr. I saw your comment and was rolling again! I gotta get out of here and go to the store. Lord please help me. I'm gonna be laughing for nothing and people gonna think I'm crazy... Peace! Your comment cracked me up!
SuperBlackthang lol take it easy! haha
I'm currently in tears because of this video. I thought of it while I was watching a wedding video and started laughing as I typed in the description to find it
That dove is resting alright.
"I heard dabid said jus da oda day, oooo if i have wings like dis dub. fo den will fly away And be a rat " lol 😂😂😂
Yarelis Acosta 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would like to meet you and shake your hand I'm rotfl
Jeremiah of Black Nation 😂😂😂👋🏽👋🏽
Yarelis Acosta omg y did you reply I had forgotten about this video 😂😂😂😊😂😊😊
Yarelis Acosta love it
At first read, I said to myself, "Here they go with the racism.". But as I listened closely, that's exactly what he said.
I laughed so hard that I started crying for two reasons the way he launched that bird and the person in the background saying " oooh" lmfao.
jaiya williams and the "amen, amen"
Someone said "Amen" when the dove hit the ground! 😂
so this is what sounds like, when doves die.
💀💀💀 i tip my hat off to you
classic!##!
Amen,oooo,he didn't fly today,he on the floor,
That's what it sound like
He threw that bird so hard feathers were flying off!!! I dont want to laugh but my Lawd!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been laughing at this videos for two days
Now he has a pet up in heaven.
lol
agizzy23 "I heard dabid said jus da oda day, oooo if i have wings like dis dub. fo den will i fly away and be a rat" lol 😂
Yarelis Acosta 😱💀😂😂😂
He was probably preachin some fire and he got a little to excited. The bird is lucky he didn't spike it down hahaha
lol "fly away"
*flies in air
"now be at rest"
*plumits face first into the ground
That man in the background still saying "Amen, Amen" Lmao a dove just died! Why are you saying Amen?
+Jadiee lord, I was thinking the same thing. Was he paying attention? Could he see the dove just died? LOL!
SuperBlackthang
Lmao, Amen Amen!
Maybe he said a prayer in his mind lmao
amen for the dove. RIP
Celestial Being That had me laughing w/tears in my eyes!😂 I guess bruh was trying to stay in the moment and be dignified, so he hit em w/that "Amen, Amen." 😂😂 RIP Lil Dove
the dove part is funny but damn, I know that I KNOW!! David DID NOT SAY, "if i had wiiiiiiinnnnggggs like this dove For daaayywaaayyy I fly away!!!!"
Marquis Berry psalm 55:6
@@chrischucklesboii he’s not talking about the quote but the way the pastor said it before he chucked that poor bird 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I heard "for dayyywayyy I fly away" too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a bird not a football LOL.
that dove at 0:11 broke the sound barrier and left its feathers behind LMAO!!!! i cant breathe!!!!
By the way he threw that dove, he knew it was already dead. He ain’t think they was gonna see it fall 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:15 "Oooo"...black people man, they crack me up! 😂
that racist
Halloween Michael Myers 2 is it? explain how.
+Kaine 3 I think he was making a joke about over sensitivity and hypocrisy within the comedic realm. My people (black) do indeed find comedy in the most unusual places lol
Kaine 3 he saying black people crack me up what if a black person is holding a gun to ur head then is going to be funny
Halloween Michael Myers 2 come back when you make sense.
it’s the “alright nah” followed by the collective “oooh!” in the background that gets me every time omg 💀💀💀💀
You just messed up the whole service that bird was supposed to fly away representing his soul LOL he choked that bird out ...
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
I mean the soul went to heaven, so did the bird?
Feathers were coming off of the bird while being choked to death before the space shuttle launch. Poor bird. I laughed at this for hours. "Fo den will I ...". Why did folks respond by saying Amen? Rhetorical question. ;~}
ghostbear200123 😂😂😂😂😂
I know it's rhetorical, but it's a church thing :P
I'm black, and we usually reply with 'amen' when we agree it believe in something the pastor has said. No, it's not said after every sentence lmao...
Pansexual+Trash Me ._. Bruh, the comment is 2 years old
Crown Admirer
And I'm nkt the only one who replied late. You, me, and the other comment. Chill, it's legit a bunch of pixels.
ghostbear200123 same
*IF I HAVE WINGS LIKE DIS DOVE... FOR DEN WILL I FLY* *THUMP*
Y’all don’t understand how hard I am in tears over here. After reading the comments & having something new to watch & listen every time. Priceless. Poor Dove. 😂😂😂😂
Have been laughing at this for 6 years. never gets old
*”He ain’t flyin today”😂*
The "ooo" at the end is hilarious 😂
*"Ohhh if I had wingz...like this dub...4 der where I fly away and be a rat."*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he throws the dove and those feathers go flying off, lol, then you know you sent it flying too hard
This is funny, yet embarrassing at the same time. This happened here in my hometown of Tallulah, LA. I always wanted us on the map. But not like this...
not like this 😂😂😂😂
Man I was enjoying my laugh until I read this lol. I'm from Louisiana too. Shit!!
I’m so glad you shared that... lol we wanted to know so bad where this event happened with that lingo
That's wild cuz I def was thinking it's either Louisiana or South Carolina
He put that dove to rest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That dove need some milk 😫
💀💀💀💀💀😭
+Yung Cutiepie OMG LMAO
The person who had the audacity to say “amen, amen” still at the end 😂😂😂😂
goddammit alright make another hole
Optic Dildo lol
"George, why did the little birdie die, George?" -Lenny lol
I think he was excited it was NFL sunday!:)
I think he was excited it was NFL sunday
Everyone said. Ooooooooooo lmao
Yooo the guy that said "well he aint flying today" got me weakkkk
a bird that takes orders
"fly away then be at rest"
I've never cracked up so hard in my fucking life
Bro he literally LAUNCHED that bird. The initial feathers even burnt off at takeoff. He was definitely trying to make a pass.
I like how he just throws the damn bird like a football
This is my all time favorite og video. I laugh harder every time I watch it 😭 why was he squeezing it so hard & why did he throw it like that 💀💀 then the girl in the background before he threw it... “alright na” 😭😭
My go to pick up
Everything about this was so ironic and fitting. Down to “be at rest” and the dove hitting the ground.
Don’t even get me started on how he chucked the poor thing so hard the feathers came off
Crying real tears
Person in the background talking bout... Amen! Amen!
He threw that dove like he was playing angry birds...wtf!
+davidinpgh1 - Ahahahaha... Your whole comment is so funny, but the "wtf!" made me drop to my knees laughing!!!!
I've been watching this for 2 days just crying of laughter. This is the funniest thing. Especially the crowd:
OOOO
he didn't fly hehe
😂😂
He squeezed the life out of it..😂
@0:13
Nobody : ...
Somebody : “OOOOO... He Didn’t Fly” 😂💀
This is the funniest videos I have ever seen, he is choking the hell out of that bird and then wonders why it wouldn't fly lol!!
He chunked the shit out dat bird!!! Bird wasn't ready at all!! shit!!
This is the funniest 19 seconds on the Internet.
😂
Prolly the only video that has me laughing every time i remember it - one of my homies used to do the "ooo" so perfect lol
“For then I fly away”
Dove: ok I’ll do it
“And be at rest”
Dove: I’ll do that to
who else wishes that they added the "yeet" sound?
The “he didn’t fly” gets me every time 😂😂😂
The timing of “and be at rest” and when the bird fell is impeccable 😭😂
I haven't laughed like this in a long time X,D
"Then I heard David say just d udda day,. o if I had wings like this duh" also he throws the dove behind the hearst....
He ascended... into heaven.
this video never gets old....its never a dull moment when watch this video over and over again
Here I am again, five years later 🤦🏾♂️
Dont feel bad, ME TOO! I have been watching it for 2 days straight!😂
That dove went in a coma on the way up he threw it so hard. Got hit with g force. Had no chance.. smdh. I'm wrong but I literally am crying in tears laughing. Comedy.. smh
Funny how they all stood there too, no one decided to check on the bird.
Someone said “well he didn’t fly” 😩🤣 then another guy goes amen amen trying to keep his dignity 😂
Yo! The sound that bird made when it hit the dirt was priceless!!!
I'm pretty sure David didn't say that😂
yeah i know i feel like i'm watching a deleted scene of Fiddler on the roof.
Fiddler on the Roof (1971)
Tevye: As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
Mendel: Where does the book say that?
Tevye: Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken.
Erica Y Psalm 55:6
I cant stop rewatching
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Here again lol
He wanted the drove to leave the atmosphere. ..
I cant help but watch this video 60x lmao
Don't worry, in a parallel universe there's a dove that threw a human straight up to heaven as well
My man was reliving his glory days as a All American quarter back. Looked like he was trying to hit a wide receiver with that dove 😂
Preacher must have been a quarterback in his younger days🤣🤣🤣
Pastor pocketed the Dove money and sprayed a pigeon.
I can't stop laughing
That Dove landed like war machine from captain America Civil War at the airport
Dude this video kills me every single time. The way he says "oh if i had wiings like this dove!" Then launches it into the sky like an evil toddler 😂😂
he sent that bird to heaven
My man on the cam! Caught the drop to the ground. He knew “this dove” wasn’t going anywhere.
this dude chucked the bird like aaron rodgers throwing a game-winning hail mary
I like he says “I heard David said just the other day” like he was talking to David a few days ago at the barber shop or something😂😂😂.
that dude pump faked and bombed that shit right to the in zone. fuck a 3rd down conversion he said go the gold and launched that fucking dove thinking it would come back to life. that bird hit the fucking ground like a bag of laundry. RIP to his football career with 0% completion. the funeral was actually for the bird.
Wow. Birds don't need to be launched, pastor dove. He threw that poor thing so damn hard.
Threw it so hard the feathers exploded off of it like a cartoon holy shit I can't breathe it's so fucking legendary
HOW DID THE PERSON RECORDING BRING IT BACK INTO THE SHOT PAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The dead pan “he didn’t fly” 🤣