Don't let this Guy audio distract you from the fact that bungee gum holds the properties of both rubber and gum and the fact that it has been a whole year since we've had a Caelum audio.
My partner (KilarthMac) is on vacation so I’ll be doing the timestamps until they’re back (and of course the first video would be a fucking *Guy* video I’m sobbing why this is literally just live footage of them being a shit) *Timestamps:* 0:02 - *Honeybaby jdisjoiajfje* 0:36 - _"Sextuple_ word score! Sextuple- *[Laugh]”* 1:11 - *Literally the beginning of Honey’s villain arc* 1:28 - “What’re you up to? Just uhh- standing there being all _sexy-like?_*[Laugh]* *[Kisses]* Bet it’s very hard work. *[Kisses]* Cause it’s work that gets me very…” *GUY GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF* 2:25 - Just so many kisses oh my goodness 2:40 - Guy’s totally real evidence that proves that he could die without a steady supply of kisses 3:19 - “A supply for which I am now both incredibly grateful and woefully dependent upon.” Fuck this is literally just me listening to Mac rn 3:48 - *They’re in the bargaining stage.* - 4:20 - *Honey wants Guy to pay attention when they teach him the card game.* 5:05 - Guy asks Honey if they’re hungry, because he’s not starving but he’s getting there 5:20 - 6:08 *Guy’s Canasta Incident* - 5:20 - “Alright, alright. Canasta first, and then food. Canasta. That’s fun. _Canasta._ Nasty, nasty canasty- *[Hit]* *[Laugh]* Ow! What’s that for?!” - 5:42 - Just Guy engaging with the “source material” 6:38 - Guy’s rant about cards and how many are in a deck and if it includes Jokers 7:25 - _GUY PLEASE GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF SKJDALJ_ 7:34 - THE WAY HE SAYS CANASTY AND THEN LAUGHS I CAN'T SKJDLASD 7:55 - Good callback to their past videos 8:20 - “Everybody always tells us how cute we are together! They usually then would follow it up with a comment about how they don’t know how you do it without going insane- but hey, that’s their problem, not mine. Jealousy’s a disease, get well soon to those bitches.” HELP ME 8:41 - 10:00 Honey teaching Guy about Canasta - 8:52 - Omg they were roommates - 9:45 - “Do they have to match suite? _Kiss me."_ - 9:51 - *“No, no, no- I asked do they have to match suite- **_kiss me_**- like- like- does the whole canasta- **_kiss me_**- have to be the same suite? **_Please kiss me._** [Snort] I- I don’t- I don’t know what you mean- **_kiss me."_* - 10:10 - Wait fuck he’s actually genius Honey you should kiss him for that 11:07 - “Honey are you a vowel repetition schema because you really out here putting the _ass_ in _assonance_ *[Laugh]"* 11:43 - “Gives good mouthfeel. Speaking of mouthfeel- *[Hit]* *[Laugh]* Hey- hey! I didn’t even say it yet, that’s not fair!” 12:18 - Guy saying it reminds him of Rummy, which is something he played with his family 14:35 - WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CANASTA PLEASE SKJDKSDJ 15:10 - Honey interrupting Guy with a kiss ksjfnsdj 15:51 - I kinda want Guy to win now frick
i have an unhealthy need for a david x angel and honey x guy meet up- i feel it would be like.. david: …it’s so quiet honey: …it’s lovely david: …hold on AUG- *guy and angel jumping them and laughing maniacally*
Guy starts talking about there being 52 cards in a deck and I, having actually researchered this, am fully prepared to explain that it's because there are 52 weeks in the year and if you add the face value of all the cards they equal 365, the number of days in the year, and the four suits represent the four seasons aaaaaaand here's where I realize I've definitely lost him. I feel Honey's pain, he's lucky he's adorable 😂
It's easy to forget that he records this by himself. The feigned interaction is so natural that it stays true to the core values of audios like this, that for the listener, it is a soft escape and comfort. That seems to be a constant undercurrent to his content that I really enjoy. These aren't just narratives and I don't think he gets enough credit for how much his content holds this undercurrent no matter what story he's weaving. This was fun.
I love Guy, I do, but I swear, with every new audio, he makes wanna drive either my or his head through a wall (affectionate) 💕 Also, with my inability to be a stoic as Honey, I'd probably just make him worse/better by playing off of his ridiculous one-liners and causing more chaos. No one would be safe.
guy has gotta be erik’s second favorite character lol we see this adhd embodiment so often 😂😂 his lil kiss me messages were so cute 🥰 i need a stan to edit a david and guy convo together cause i know somehow it would work
I have never be more confused about anything in my life. My English self has never heard of any of the games referenced. So he was asking my questions and I was like “I DONT KNOW EITHER GUY I DONT KNOWWW!!!”
@@Thatgirl385 Did you hear they did a reboot of it on Paramount? It's Frasier's son all grown up moving in with Frasier. Niles, Daphne and most of the original characters are not in it I think, but I'm definitely going to check it out
@@miangairie I did hear about a reboot but I wasn’t sure if it was true! I’ll definitely check it out! Thank you 💗 Fraiser is one of my absolute favorites lol I am super excited 😆
I love how his laugh is so infectious 😭😭😭, makes me smile and laugh everytime I hear it, it sounds so genuine and real, and sweet and Omagawd I’m kinikilig- (I’m blushing I mean) AND PLUS THE FACT THAT HE’S SIMPLY SOUNDS SO KYUT SJDBJD, okay anyways- back to the begrudging supply of kisses-
Any time I’m having a crap day I come back to this video. It is literally impossible for me to not smile and melt a little bit while listening to Guy be an absolute dumbass. I love him so much. I was in the verge of tears about ten minutes ago and now I’m smiling like an idiot.
I know we have gotten other Video Games Audios. But I would sell my Core to Vega for the chance to hear Guy playing FNAF.. 😅😂 Do it for the Meme potential.. He's THE pizza guy!! 💗
I thought it was already funny when Guy would say Canasty but I absolutely burst out laughing at 7:36 omfgs I love guy so much, He's literally like my bf
oh my god Guy reminds me so much of my sister. like literally this morning i was trying to teach her how to make pumpkin pancakes (she’s obsessed with gilmore girls and was BEGGING me to teach her) and she clocked out 3 minutes in to go annoy my brother. i cant win. i feel for honey they’ve gotta be dying 😭
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He is literally the embodiment of David’s old line, “I don’t know if I should kill them or marry them.”
Yessssss so true
Which video was that from I can’t remember
@@simivalleydaveYour Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend Won’t Shift For You
@@ishouldreallychangemyname948 thank you
he's the type of dude to laugh in the middle of an argument for no reason
LMAO yeah
I feared that eventually there'd be an angst audio with this 😭
please no I don't want any angst😢
I crave angst
@evelina5981 no bad don't encourage him
the return of “light of my life, apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee” had me screaming 😭😭
I heard poor Roger Rabbit 😭
That is my favorite old movie. My favorite part was at the end, when Eddie had to act ridiculous to make the weasels die laughing
Guy is the bf you could never get mad at or tired of no matter what
Honey is😭
My husband is almost a clone of guy
@@bridgetmadden5716errmm..can I steal him :3 (mine too)
7:36 was probably the most genuine laugh I’ve ever heard out of Erik and I will be replaying this one part forever
it sounded so cute how does he do it 😭
SAME Guys laughs in general just so 💖💖💖 but that one specifically just sounds so REAL
You can even hear the way he moved away from the mic, I love it
I feel like guy is the most similar to Erik and I love it
@@Idk_why_im_even_here_lolzhe has said before that Guy is basically just him 😂 he described it better but basically. you’re right
I like to imagine Guy playing an entire game of canasta using the “honey, you got a big storm coming” lady’s voice the whole time 😂
He’s made that joke in a prior video acctually
@@Iamnotrealgacha09 yup, when he walked in the door from work 🤣 it’s why I thought of it lol
Guy and Honey are literally the golden retriever and black cat energy couple
Guy gives me more of an orange cat vibe. Just like a golden retriever but wayyyy more chaotic and silly
YESSS👹
"I pay lots of attention, to lots of things, all the time, all at once," we stan our chaotic switch adhd king
Don't let this Guy audio distract you from the fact that bungee gum holds the properties of both rubber and gum and the fact that it has been a whole year since we've had a Caelum audio.
My partner (KilarthMac) is on vacation so I’ll be doing the timestamps until they’re back (and of course the first video would be a fucking *Guy* video I’m sobbing why this is literally just live footage of them being a shit)
*Timestamps:*
0:02 - *Honeybaby jdisjoiajfje*
0:36 - _"Sextuple_ word score! Sextuple- *[Laugh]”*
1:11 - *Literally the beginning of Honey’s villain arc*
1:28 - “What’re you up to? Just uhh- standing there being all _sexy-like?_*[Laugh]* *[Kisses]* Bet it’s very hard work. *[Kisses]* Cause it’s work that gets me very…” *GUY GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF*
2:25 - Just so many kisses oh my goodness
2:40 - Guy’s totally real evidence that proves that he could die without a steady supply of kisses
3:19 - “A supply for which I am now both incredibly grateful and woefully dependent upon.” Fuck this is literally just me listening to Mac rn
3:48 - *They’re in the bargaining stage.*
- 4:20 - *Honey wants Guy to pay attention when they teach him the card game.*
5:05 - Guy asks Honey if they’re hungry, because he’s not starving but he’s getting there
5:20 - 6:08 *Guy’s Canasta Incident*
- 5:20 - “Alright, alright. Canasta first, and then food. Canasta. That’s fun. _Canasta._ Nasty, nasty canasty- *[Hit]* *[Laugh]* Ow! What’s that for?!”
- 5:42 - Just Guy engaging with the “source material”
6:38 - Guy’s rant about cards and how many are in a deck and if it includes Jokers
7:25 - _GUY PLEASE GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF SKJDALJ_
7:34 - THE WAY HE SAYS CANASTY AND THEN LAUGHS I CAN'T SKJDLASD
7:55 - Good callback to their past videos
8:20 - “Everybody always tells us how cute we are together! They usually then would follow it up with a comment about how they don’t know how you do it without going insane- but hey, that’s their problem, not mine. Jealousy’s a disease, get well soon to those bitches.” HELP ME
8:41 - 10:00 Honey teaching Guy about Canasta
- 8:52 - Omg they were roommates
- 9:45 - “Do they have to match suite? _Kiss me."_
- 9:51 - *“No, no, no- I asked do they have to match suite- **_kiss me_**- like- like- does the whole canasta- **_kiss me_**- have to be the same suite? **_Please kiss me._** [Snort] I- I don’t- I don’t know what you mean- **_kiss me."_*
- 10:10 - Wait fuck he’s actually genius Honey you should kiss him for that
11:07 - “Honey are you a vowel repetition schema because you really out here putting the _ass_ in _assonance_ *[Laugh]"*
11:43 - “Gives good mouthfeel. Speaking of mouthfeel- *[Hit]* *[Laugh]* Hey- hey! I didn’t even say it yet, that’s not fair!”
12:18 - Guy saying it reminds him of Rummy, which is something he played with his family
14:35 - WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CANASTA PLEASE SKJDKSDJ
15:10 - Honey interrupting Guy with a kiss ksjfnsdj
15:51 - I kinda want Guy to win now frick
U GUYS R DATING???? why is this such a shocker
also nice stand in 👌🏾
@@ishouldreallychangemyname948 PFFT I suppose it's not very obvious. Apparently I'm super mean to them all the time so it makes sense.
Thank you Archid! I Hope macs having the best vacay 💞
10/10 for both u
YESSS GUY. I LOVE HIS CHAOTIC SUNSHINE ENERGY SO MUCH AND HIS ENDLESS SUPPLY OF KISSES. Never change Guy ❤🧡💛
i have an unhealthy need for a david x angel and honey x guy meet up- i feel it would be like..
david: …it’s so quiet
honey: …it’s lovely
david: …hold on AUG-
*guy and angel jumping them and laughing maniacally*
Yes
Fr i swear that David, honey and baabe are all counterparts of eachother and angel, ash and guy are all counterparts
I love that ideaaa
Yes
Guy starts talking about there being 52 cards in a deck and I, having actually researchered this, am fully prepared to explain that it's because there are 52 weeks in the year and if you add the face value of all the cards they equal 365, the number of days in the year, and the four suits represent the four seasons aaaaaaand here's where I realize I've definitely lost him. I feel Honey's pain, he's lucky he's adorable 😂
Thats cool thanks for the info
oh wow that's a super cool info to know! /gen thank you for sharing that 😊
It's easy to forget that he records this by himself. The feigned interaction is so natural that it stays true to the core values of audios like this, that for the listener, it is a soft escape and comfort. That seems to be a constant undercurrent to his content that I really enjoy. These aren't just narratives and I don't think he gets enough credit for how much his content holds this undercurrent no matter what story he's weaving. This was fun.
Guy is literally my at 3 am, drinking a monster and starting a new hyperfixation. He is the embodiment of ✨chaos gremlin✨
7:08 That was German :) As a German person I had to smile when I heard the "interessant".
and dutch
Words cannot express how much I absolutely adore Guy
Aight the german “interessant” caught me off guard
I love Guy so much he's such an amazing caracther 😭❤
THAT'S MY ICONNN
@@hearts4Alastor OMG HIIIIII
The "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" reference gave me a real giggle 😂
Guy reminds me of my younger self, everything is an irreverent funny.
Ready when you are Raoul!
8:07 Roger Rabbit reference was noticed and appreciated
He’s my everything, I love him sm-
Honey is far stronger than I. The first little “kissme” would've been all I needed
7:08 had me kicking my feet. Was not expecting to hear my mother tounge from guy 😅❤
I feel like the entire premise for this video came from Erik saying Canasty to himself and giggling.
He is ken and ken is him
guy is kenough
loving the german at 7:08 🤗
We need more of him . . . Genuinely giving me joy
7:33 literally my favorite part in this whole audio like his laugh is so fucking cuteeeeee AAAGGHHHHH
Dios mío, nunca me cansaría de este hombre.
Porfin alguien habla español aquí 😅
Right??!!
the distortion crackles my brain
I love Guy, I do, but I swear, with every new audio, he makes wanna drive either my or his head through a wall (affectionate) 💕
Also, with my inability to be a stoic as Honey, I'd probably just make him worse/better by playing off of his ridiculous one-liners and causing more chaos. No one would be safe.
this is the most real comment ive ever seen. (i constantly feel the same way abt my bf ((if u see this ily))
Guy is so cute 🥰 Him whispering "kiss me" is just like... idk it's attractive when he whispers, idk maybe that's weird to say? 😮
knowing me, i would follow him on every rant until i forget what we were even doing in the first place. i could listen to his rants all day
9:46 I love this part the little kiss me😭😭💗💗💗💗 I Want a guy
We appreciate your audios. Keep working hard as always.
guy has gotta be erik’s second favorite character lol we see this adhd embodiment so often 😂😂 his lil kiss me messages were so cute 🥰 i need a stan to edit a david and guy convo together cause i know somehow it would work
Guy with his vocab rizz is something else😷✨
I’d love to hear Guy meet Honey’s parents. He’d fuck it up so bad😭
THIS COULD BE SOOOO FUNNY
guy: why your dad kinda fineee
honey: get out😐
guy: didn’t even answer the question😔
I have never be more confused about anything in my life. My English self has never heard of any of the games referenced. So he was asking my questions and I was like
“I DONT KNOW EITHER GUY I DONT KNOWWW!!!”
BRUH, TOTALLY ME
Damn you for reminding me of the "take off your clothes" gag in twisted, im gonna have to go watch the whole thing again now lmao
i love their dynamic but it simply couldn’t be me. the second he says the little “hi honey” i am GONE
11:59 the Frasier shoutout! I love watching Frasier reruns, it's one of my comfort shows. My mom introduced me to it
I LOVED THE FRAISER SHOUTOUT, I’m glad someone else noticed it 😂
@@Thatgirl385 Did you hear they did a reboot of it on Paramount? It's Frasier's son all grown up moving in with Frasier. Niles, Daphne and most of the original characters are not in it I think, but I'm definitely going to check it out
@@miangairie I did hear about a reboot but I wasn’t sure if it was true! I’ll definitely check it out! Thank you 💗 Fraiser is one of my absolute favorites lol I am super excited 😆
0:56 James has entered the chat
When guy did became serious is so hot😭 16:14
Guy reminds me of that one meme of the "theyre out of my adhd medication for five days~"
i am so down bad for how he rolled his R’s 😩😩
I feel like Erik has the most fun being guy cus he acts like him the most
CANASTY👹👹” LMFAO😭😭😭
But on a lighter note guy is adorable and I luv him 🖤🖤🖤
Being with him would be kind of a headache..but I'd love that headache.
I love how his laugh is so infectious 😭😭😭, makes me smile and laugh everytime I hear it, it sounds so genuine and real, and sweet and Omagawd I’m kinikilig- (I’m blushing I mean)
AND PLUS THE FACT THAT HE’S SIMPLY SOUNDS SO KYUT SJDBJD, okay anyways- back to the begrudging supply of kisses-
WHY when he started whispering
my brain was like "iT's FrEe ReAl EsTaTe"😂
This is probably my favourite video from the redacted audio channel.
9:45 guys idk i think he said something and honey should kiss him for that idk tho 🤷
WE DID IT BOYS, GUY HAS APPEARED ONCE AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
RAHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅
IM IN LOVE WITH THIS VIDEO
It's always a good day when Guy pops up
These two totally dress up as Beast Boy and Raven for halloween
Any time I’m having a crap day I come back to this video. It is literally impossible for me to not smile and melt a little bit while listening to Guy be an absolute dumbass. I love him so much. I was in the verge of tears about ten minutes ago and now I’m smiling like an idiot.
guy is our chaotic gremlin
Did he just say something in German. 7:09
Das ist ja nice.
This is what's going on in my head all the time.
i now have canastayyy as vocal stim thank you
fr😭
Guy has returned!!! Wahoo 🎉🎉
i love this man so much and he doesn’t even exist
Good pronunciation of "interessant" btw😊
I love everything about this😭💛💛
I'm starting to like the pizza guy more than any of the vamps and werewolves haha
He stresses me out so much but I adore him PLEASE
Guy makes me want to bang my head against the wall. but he also has me cackling
omg Guy has THE KENENERGY
Did he just say: ,, Interessant"
like the Germans say
I know we have gotten other Video Games Audios. But I would sell my Core to Vega for the chance to hear Guy playing FNAF.. 😅😂
Do it for the Meme potential.. He's THE pizza guy!! 💗
PLEASE I SECOND THIS
Good job, Erik. I will never not call it CaNasty now
I was so incredibly in shock when he mentioned canasta because that was actually the card game I thought of when i heard card game 😭
Once again the voice acting is on point Erik! I’ve been craving so Guy for the past few days so I think you! ❤
I LOVE GUY SMM IM SO HAPPY HE HAS ANOTHER EP
Hold on did guy just say interessant 😂 he said it in German 😂😂 thats soo cool 7:06
The Frasier reference makes me smile so much
7:08 did he just speak... dutch? 😨
German! 😋
@@little_something_ its dutch toooo
Gotta love that subtle Roger Rabbit mention 😅
I thought it was already funny when Guy would say Canasty but I absolutely burst out laughing at 7:36 omfgs
I love guy so much, He's literally like my bf
THOSE VIDEOS ARE LITERALLY MY COMFORT BUT I WOULD WANT SO BAD A VIDEO WHERE HONEY IS SAD AND BEING COMFORTED BY GUY!! THIS WOULD BE SO CUTEE
i love guy and honeys relationship its just like me and my stinkerbutt
4:26 reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence on Hot Ones
i love guy so so much i NEED him irl 😭❤❤❤
Bro I laughed during a funeral, I can relate 😂
WAKE UPPP OUR SWEET BOY POSTEDDDDD🎉
Ykw, I’d like to hear this guy get mad
Why was guy doing that quick math in his head kinda…
YOU MADE A FRASER REFERENCE OMG OMG MY NERD BRAIN IS SO HAPPY RN
oh i missed guy so much
Do Guy’s videos even have a script? Or is it just Erik letting loose?
The “they were roommates” line returning made me giggle like a crazy person.
That was so wholesome 😭😭🤌🏻the things i would do to have a boyfriend/husband like that i would die a happy women
Never felt like David so much but i don't mind it
( also just reminds me of how needy my partner is )
oh my god Guy reminds me so much of my sister. like literally this morning i was trying to teach her how to make pumpkin pancakes (she’s obsessed with gilmore girls and was BEGGING me to teach her) and she clocked out 3 minutes in to go annoy my brother. i cant win. i feel for honey they’ve gotta be dying 😭
EEEE ADHD BOYFRIEND IS BACKKK❤️❤️❤️
I LUV HIMMMM
idk why but i’m getting heavy cal kestis vibes from this audio and tbh. here for it. also we stan an adhd king
I CANT SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MAN 😭🥰