Powerwolf - Resurrection By Erection
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2009
- LYRICS:
When purgatory's waiting
And the girl immaculate
The highest of commandments dictates to copulate
No grave is animated, you're buried all alone
So let her work a wonder
And wake your flesh and bone
Resurrection by erection
Raise you phallus to the sky and you never die
It's resurrection by erection
Raise your bone up to the sky and you never gonna die
Hallelujah, resurrection
The funeral is calling
The mortuary blow
Between my legs I'm waking
I rise from down below
Why do you think believer
God gave you carnal lust
So pray to get a hard on
Before we turn to dust
The devil and the maiden
Prepare for going wild
The new messiah calling
The purgatory child
Before my flesh is fading
The virgin has a turn
The third of days we're climbing the point of no return
Resurrection by erection
When you wake up from the dead and the angels give a head
Hallelujah, resurrection
If your resurrection takes longer than 4 hours call a necromancer
Isn't that a good thing?
This deserves more likes omg
Call 'em up at 1-800-ineedmyfuckingresurrectionnowyoufuckingbitchessohurrythefuckupyoustupidassnecromancer on port c=3
@@raphaeltremblay5380 that's probably your gayest comment so far
It you're suffering from resurrectile-dysfunction or premature resurractulation contact your physician
Alternate title: Rebirth via Girth
ok you win the best comment award, now get outta here
Revive by pie
@@arielfernandez8196 r/angryupvote
@@iloooveBOMBS r/waitthisisntreddit
Rejuvenation by Ejaculation
girls in the morning: "omg its too early.... lemme sleep more"
guys in the morning:
this is the case
That’s brilliant.
@@renzoV33333 deja vu
@@wombatgirl997 will tell her when i get a girl ffor a change
@@wombatgirl997 What the fuck is this *H E R E S Y*
"The virgin has a turn" Powerwolf caring and supporting those in need, such great people.
Lmao
True kings.
Ha I got you to 666 likes lol
@@gmananimations heritic
As a virgin, I agree.
luckly, my parents don't know english
Xddd Funniest song I ever met xD
@@asedecraft Well, his luck that his parents do not know french, mate
@@BekitnyWilkczyliPBVolf Erección is erection in spanish
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia yeah, pretty much the same
lol też to puszczałem w aucie, nawet na koncert w gdańsku idę a moi rodzice nie kumają
This is the dumbest and most amazing song title ever
Silviu Mihai check out dethklok's titles :D
I Ejaculate Fire might have this song beat
Man, it's not dumb... It's really one of old way to check, is man alive or not.
I dont know I cum blood is pretty out there lmao
Look up a band called Gloryhammer.
As far as ridiculous song titles go, well... 😂
Don't remember this part in the bible..
"Be fruitful and multiply" - Genesis 1:28
Ezekiel 23:20
Cuz they went incognito making it
I think its in there, its perfect.
Pretty sure if you looked hard enough
For the kinky people, Reincarnation by Asphyxiation
I am rolling rn
interesting
Hahahahaha😂😂😂
Ayoooo :flushed:
I don't think that's how it works. I think you've got it backwards. Asphyxiation does quite the opposite of resurrection 😂
When you make it through No Nut November
RESSURECTION BY ERECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
You, sir, just made my day
Damn right!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥
nobody touch that like button and noone get hurt.
The day is upon us once again...
Normies: “metal heads are always full of anger”
Attila Dorn: “haha wolf man sing penis song”
*broke* lycanthrope
*woke* wolf man
@@SIGNOR-G wolf person. Man is so bigoted and misogynistic.
@@Raiden6277 Canine person. What are you, a lupus supremacist?
😂😂😂
@A Megalodon With Internet Connection now this...this i dig it.
When your team's bard just won't die.
wait did he multiclass to monk or is he a half orc?
Can confirm, currently DMing a campaign with a horny bard
@@1bucketcrusader834 both
Про какую игру вы говорите?
@@Full_Cringe_Alchemist dungeons and dragons
Gloryhammer: We make the dumbest songs!
Alestorm: No, we do!
Powerwolf: *Hold my bible*
You mean the GREATEST song
Dethklok: Hold my fiery ejaclations.
Rumahoy would like a word with these bands
The lonely island: AMATEURS
grailknights
When you revived for the 514th time in monster girl quest
Edit: why do alot of you know monster girl quest in a powerwolf video? Y'all need god
This is more like the unexpected hard counter to the setting.
I just realized my own pun...
username check
*_whatinthenameofgod_*
"Hora hora"
We are supposed to headbang to metal, it's instinct! However, I'm feeling a bit confused as to which head though...
Both
The answer is yes
All three heads
@@kennethford3550 what is the third one?
@@Cheeseboiga yes
BOTH
This is the song that must sound in my funeral
Hopefully someone resurrects me.
Dude you've got 666 likes
spooky
Nobody like this comment.
would've liked this but saw 666likes
Not Avalible Same
I am so not mature enough to listen to this without a huge grin on my face. My supervisor was not happy when she heard me singing this.
Hahahaha
Then your supervisor is either humorless, or doesn't know kickass music when she hears it!
Your supervisor clearly hasn't tried to resurrect recently
Reikokuna heretic!
@@deadiggy7920 >she
Necromancer in bed: I’m raising something alright
Wife: Leave
Their stillborn child: Da Da
Raise eternal boner?
This song is about a penis granting immortality. Powerwolf is amazing.
Best band EVER.
True story. ;)
I know, this song is awesome
This guy
This one guy
This one guy right here
H5, bro
This song got PW yet another fanatical lover
DawnOfRebellion I'm fairly certain that this cock belongs to a Necromancer... as Necrophilia is what love feels like to a Necromancer.
gonna play this at a kindergarten with a ukulele
Don't
Do it, just dont blame me when cps steps in man
@@isaaccrandall7734 it was a joke
@Gustavo Octavio deCampos *heya kids, y'know who it is*
You should accruals do this but do it at a Christian school
This would make such an amazing choir song.
laughing my ass out right now mate
i will propose this to my school choir:))))
+Andreea Addams with Coleus Sanctus as a backup choice.
How to get expelled: propose Powerwolf in catholic school ;)
There must be a catholic school that would sing it, every rule has an exception.
This song gave me the idea of how being brought back from the dead will work in my dnd homebrew. The goddess of life really is as merciful as they say...
Wtf
Glorious
When the cleric is out of spell slots and only the bard knows Raise Dead
YES!
I want to know how that went
Damn, Powerwolf really looked at this whole "Sex" thing and was like: "Yeah, that's cool, but what if it was METAL AS FUCK."
Oh I thought this was a meme, but it’s actually this, it still sounds good.
weeboss
I thought someone edited this song YTP style to be about boners but was pleasantly surprised.
You should search for coleus sanctus (holy balls from latin), it's a very good song
So... is this Bonermetal...?
Phallodic metal actually.
*****
M8 U w0t?
Cant tell if quoting lyrics or advertising viagra...
it's not your head you're supposed to bang
its a metal boner actually
it is HARDcore get it.?
What a beautiful, DEEP song!
With such an Erection, it's DEEP, indeed.
+Maxime Gilles Exactly! *cough* okay, I've never seen an erection, but I can only imagine how big is the one needed for magical powers!
Man it's so deeeeep the people all over the world need to Know this secret, now I knew what happend to Jesus that little genius 3 days bonner shiit he work so hard man
In all seriousness, I'm pretty sure this song have a deep meaning.
So HARD rocking
in that case i'm immortal!
You should really get that checked.
Kerel ;3 xD
I too
Me too
Márk Blahó same
Me: How can i be immortal?
Powerwolf:
This is my favorite interpretation of the bible
There is other?
Is it heretical?
Yes
*does it slap harder than an alcoholic mom halfway through a bottle of whiskey?*
*Also yes*
Make that a fuck yes
Mommy's gonna need the right kinda buzz to get down with these beats.
"catholic alcoholic mum"
Wine
Fuck yeah man but she uses a coat hanger but whatevs
53 people may think Powerwolf are a serious band. About as serious as Gloryhammer or Alestorm.
+micmac274 Seriously fun
They are....
On purpose. They always come up in the suggestion lists for them because of also being a parody band and also being power metal.
btw all these 3 bands are awesome :D
The good thing about Power Metal is that it can be funny in theme and serious musically at the same time. It's not parody, just the basic principle of Power Metal.
Who wrote these lyrics and how may I personally thank them for this masterpiece?
Oh, you know how to thank them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Attila Dorn wrote them. He just had his friends like Falk translate it into English.
You can thank him by resurrecting him
Not trying to sound like a nerd, but Matthew is the one who writes them. He literally came up with Sanctified with Dynamite lyrics whilst taking a shit he once said.
@@noobsaibot6482 don't worry about being a metal band nerd lol
and that's a hell of an anecdote, i must say
This song gave me resurrection
Remilia Scarlet *res-erection
(Assuming you're in character.)
Otherwise, ;p
Really? I just got hard >w
by erection ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?
Wut
This song brought to you by James Hetfield.
RESURRECTIOOOONAAHHHH.
BY ERECTIOOOOONAAHHHH.
Akhamesh What if this is much more than a simple Hetfield honorification, and instead, each added noise refers to the thrust one of those mentioned in the song delivers to your 'own' special angel. ;)
Now I'm seeing Attila fucking his girl while he recorded the lyrics. @_@
YEAH YEAH
Akhamesh *RRRRRRRRESURRECTIOONNAAH*
Akhamesh also by Kirk Hammett
@Sentinel Scourge *Heavily disagrees in Master of Puppets and Ride The Lightning*
I was at the powerwolf concert yesterday. And it was realy avesome when thousand poeple were singing resurection by erection. :D And coleus sanctus.
lord Avergran I jealous
The next time I raise my phallus to the sky, it won't be near an elementary school. Huge mistake. Well, I'm off to have my picture taken for the Megan's law website.
Godspeed
For real?!?
definitely *DON'T* do it in a kindergarden, trust me it won't end well.
o no
Then stop watching loli hentai.
-Attila , are you a heretic ? Eat snickers because you're not you when you're heretic.
-Better ?
*-DEUS VULT.*
Girls: *Guess i'll die*
@@artursuchecki892username checks out
@Strange Lad oh no oh god
The story of Lazarus finally makes sense.
Man thats why we woke up like this, I wonder why, now I knew the unser
So Jesus is gay?
No no no. You all have it wrong. Jesus isn't gay, there was just lazarus' side bitch that walked in to mourn. She had just walked into his grave a while before Jesus came so she could see what happened to him. The smell of her woke him up. They story just ends before she has a chance to walk out revealing how she suspiciously became slightly more white in just a few spots. ;)
Remy Willard the story of krillin
I can't stop laughing, somebody help me.
Why is this song so serious and so hilarious at the same time.
This is like Psychostick except it's a legit metal band singing.
So this is what they meant by “He Is Risen”
this comment me spit my water on my monitor
Fun fact: If someone with a penis dies upright (such as by hanging or even crucifixion), the blood goes down to your lower body and results in an erection. I think it happens about 10 minutes after death.
I don't know how long Jesus was hanging there but assuming he was there 3 day prior to his epic necromantic return, he definitely had a death boner.
I hate how it's so good that I debate adding it to my playlist everytime I think of it
Just do it
@@FoxBro2005 You know what? Fuck it. I just added it.
Nice
"When you wake up from the dead and the angels give a head" OMG x)
Maxime Gilles the rhythm of your comment is very wholesome
An angellic blowjob is simply divine
I am going to hell from laughing at this
"So what's your religion?"
Me:
I played this at my grandfather's funeral and the coffin lid flew off
If the lit was done properly it would've a hole
projectile dysfunction
Nun: You can't die! You must reclaim the holy land!
Crusader: ...
Nun: ...I'll show you my ankles
Crusader: 1:01
eew
Super-LOL
3:23*
That's heresy. I would never
@@PresidentAaronKimball Then what were you doing with sister Elis-
song that got me into Powerwolf
same mate
Song that got me into metal
I swear this is by far the best comment section on youtube
Raise you phallus to the sky and you never die
Hallelujah!
Playing this while playing Dante's Inferno in the Circle of Lust is a spiritual experience...
I never knew a song about erections could be so God damn epic.
I'd like to hear this song at my own funeral :D
Umm
@@xkingdeus6019 Shh, let's see if he figures it out
Yeah, me too
So i can cum back to life
Same
@@g.araujo1043 😂😂😂😂😂😂
''I don't know, the performance sounds a bit stiff to me''
~Jasonparadise
this is my new go-to "So this is what I listen to" song.
Not even in top 10... Top 12 maybe...
I have found the perfect song to induce an awkward car ride.
Why do you think believer,
God gave you carnal lust
That is the truest fucking line ever
slaanesh is pleased ....for now
Durelus you can never satisfy the lust of slaanesh
You can try at least ^^
@@Filiana_
And for that you shall suffer, heretic.
[Doesn't even- *BLAM* -you, well nevermind then.]
Why do people with 40k profiles profiles only show up under 40k comments 🤔
question... can this be considered their themesong?
Yesterday I have been to my first Metal concert ever.
It was Powerwolf.
Greatest day of my life!
When the bard of the group cast: "Power word heal"
The R roll at 3:22 always has me awestruck. I can’t roll Rs for shit since I never had to learn how to until I started learning German
Supposedly it's possible to get an erection after death. So in a sense, this song holds truth.
Where's your citation? Throwing in the term, "Supposedly," fails to cover your ass from scrutiny when you throw around such post-mortem biological claims.
@@mexicansage The only thing I can think of that he might be referring to is that, at least I've heard, that after a man has died you can... well basicly stick a taser up his ass and shock him which will cause him to ejaculate, but I don't know if that's even true so look it up yourself.
Rigor mortis isn't a proper erection, but can be used for a woman/gay guy to pleasure themselves if they don't mind taking dead lovers. I don't know how medical science knows this, but we know what medical students are like with dead bodies.
@@minrominro9986 ok now that's epic
mexicansage what crawled up your 4$$?
I swear, this is why Powerwolf is the funniest metal band of all time. Lyrics like this and these guys can STILL make it sound both serious AND awesome.
Splendid.
Why do you think believer
God gave you carnal lust
So pray to get a hard on
Before we turn to dust
Pure wisdom...!
Raise your phallus to the sky and you never die. Can't argue with that.
...It brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it? Beautiful.
2:58 define Powerwolf in one sentence.
Yeah, sounds about right
“When you wake up from the dead and the angels give a head, Hallelujah” I love it! 😂 Great song and band!
The fact that this song exist alone is amazing
The other fact that its an absolute banger is even better
gonna be a legend and have this played at my wedding
And at yoru funnerla too?
When you accidentally enter women toilets 0:05
And then offer them Resurrection by your Erection!
🤣
Almost had this happen a few more times then I want to admit after leaving my job
Muscle Memory from being a Janitor who cleaned both Men and Women toilets is the cause
Me: Fucked with an Anchor by Alestorm has the most ridiculous lyrics to a metal song ever.
Powerwolf: Hold my phallus...
and you still not had listen to coelus sanctus.
I'm sure they would get along if they met
You need to listen to The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee - Gloryhammer
@@patriciofloresdifilipo3713 Darn. Late to the comment section by a week.
This one is older than Fucked by an Anchor
I spent hours looking for the original version of this song, turns out this is the original version.
John Snow's theme song season six.
And Catelyn Stark`s in 3rd book
And season 7! ;-)
Yes that is completly that
Maverick Siragusa XD
When it’s 3am and you get that “you up?” Text
What fanfiction writers think SCP-049's "cure" is:
Link
I had to make a presentation of a christian band for my religion class, and as i hate religion class i chose powerwolf. My teacher asked me to play one of their song and i put this one... she was not happy...
And then everybody clapped
King
I would've played "Christ and Combat", but this is a nice choice too.
Totally happened
If you decide to become a king, I`ll vote for you
If this isn't played on my funeral day, I won't go.
When the cleric revives the bard
I'm going to fake my death and have this song play at my funeral, as I climb from my casket
With a boner, of course
"Rise"
I am the Angel of Lust and this is the song that shall play when I ride into battle.
Define "ride" please 😂
When the enemy army approaches and they carry two swords
When I first heard this on spotify, I wasn't paying attention to what was being said...came here and looked at the lyrics... couldn't stop laughing for a good five minutes...
men are immortal!
seltaeb 59 Only if they don't have erectile dysfunction!
Jacob Caffee so Michael Jackson have a erectile dysfunction
Don't let the Feminists hear you
@@dave9020 let them hear it loud and proud
@@SIGNOR-G Actually, yeah, they especially should hear it.
Когда слушал чужие плейлисты с музыкой, то услышал эту песню. И я не понимал перевода, но мелодия показалась дико классной. Как же я ржал когда нашёл её на ютубе и узнал её перевод.
If this does not play at my funeral, I'm not coming
Haha, coming. Get it?
Please stand for the teenage boy national anthem...
Amen.
I first listen to this as a joke but now I somehow kept on replaying it
the best song i have ever listened to
I’m not mature enough to listen to this without a massive goofy grin on my face. And I don’t care.
i love you jasonparadise for letting me know of this
Lol
I just found out that I resurrect before showing to the rest of the class my presentation
Sounds like my daily routine.
Danny sexbang called, he wants his lyrics back
*me realizing what my dad played in the car when I was 5-6 years old.
This song feels like a boss theme for a Castlevania H-Game that for some reason still has boss battles.
Phallelujah!
Oh my fucking god... This song... If you think about it... It's just talking about a morning boner... You sleeping dead... Then you sudently wake up, for any reasons, and what makes you feel alive at this moment ? A fucking boner ! THIS SONG IS AWESOME !
I played this song at my grandpa's funeral, and it brought him back. *Then it brought him back.*
One of the best song of the best band ever
In collaboration with Tenacious D
Now I wanna hear a tenacious d cover of this.
Dang it I just snorted my coffee laughing at this
"The mortuary blow"
This one got me by surprise when I first heard it.
This song’s a real banger.