What if the someone who just happened to be in the room had an allergic reaction? Like a child or senior that had nothing to do with the crime? Hope they included an epi pen just in case.
One of the best stories I've heard was about a couple who has cats and every time they clean out the litter box they just put it in a 5-gallon bucket and then I just feel bags and vacuum seal them and then they stick them inside Amazon boxes and take them up like they're brand new and they said it's surprising how many helpful individuals have removed their cats waste for them 😂😂😂
My Ma got a porch pirate on camera and could see they live down the hall from us. Ma went and knocked on the door. When they opened. Ma said " thank you so much for holding my package for me I'm here to pick it up." 😂 Shocked that she asked they complied .
I wore a bee keeper's suit at 3 o'clock in the morning and gently placed a hornet's nest in an Amazon box. I then placed the Amazon box on my porch and went back to sleep. Hours later after my morning coffee. I noticed that the box was missing off of my porch. 😬😳🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣
We had someone keep knocking our bin over making a huge mess. My father rigged the bin with 5000volts and next night we wake up to some guy screaming in pain. It was the neighbour 2door down who was knocking our bin over. 😂 surprise!
@@whutzat You're a real tough guy, try it then have fun in jail. Two wrongs don't make a right. Premeditated assault with the intent to do harm, the judge would have a field day with that, then who would be crying.
@@cecildawg-w2pyou must be a Harris voter since you love the criminals so much. In Texas we can use deadly force to defend self AND PROPERTY. You just troll through these and whine. I bet you've grabbed a package or two yourself.
It wasn’t “all the sign thefts.” It was all the thefts that were shown and if the channel supports Trump, of course that’s all that was shown. The lack of thought, the total acceptance of the first explanation, shows superficial thinking.
Depending on what state the theives live in some states if the value is under 900 it is only a misdemeanor. Making home owners at a loss and needing to do other measures to protect their property.
For anybody interested in making a trap that explodes harmlessly, I suggest making the packet blow out a dye called methylene blue. It cannot be washed off, it is used to dye microscopic creatures to look at under a microscope. That stuff was on the table for WEEKS in Jr. High and that was after the janitor scrubbing it every single night
This video may be very good for UA-camrs to make money, but it does nothing to catch these bastards - perhaps they should try rigging up something to catch these people in order to hand them over to the cops.
Videos showing that are pushed down by YT because they threaten to reduce the revenue stream. why does this keep dissapearing how many more times do I have to repost
I like the shock treatment and the paint ball gun, however I don't think I'd be so kind. On the other hand if your not kind then the homeowner is suddenly becomes the criminal. We live in a upside down world.
HINT: you forgot the BEST one! the EXPLODING POOP BOX!! guy fills a box with his dogs poop; wires it to explode 40 seconds after its moved (so its in the robbers car) then KABOOM! and a lot of SWEARING, and the box is HURLED out of the car, but the damage is already done, piles of poop all over the inside of their CAR!! and its WET POOP!!
You should be giving the UA-cam creators credit for porch pirating their videos. Mark Rober created the glitter bomb package. That's directly from his UA-cam page.
Get to know your retired neighbors. My neighbor on-line shops a lot & her alarm let's her know if something's been delivered. She rings one of us & we go over -bring it to our front porch behind a glass door- so she can open the glass door when she gets home.
Should have put a dye in the water so that they are stained and are easily found if you have a chemical reaction that makes the staining work more when you try to remove it
I had a crazy woman who kept trying to vandalize my boat pulling off the ropes that held the mooring tarp on letting it fly in the wind, repeatedly. I took straight pins stuck into the rope every inch or so. They were also tipped with dog feces. She would arrive at night to pull off the rope. One night was her last. Another neighbor told me she was treated at hospital for severe infections of both hands. Imagine, having both hands bandaged for two weeks!
I wonder why they leave the package when no one is at home.... In my country, the courier doesn't leave those packages unattended. If the recipient wasn't home, the courier comes back for the second or third time.
Because the delivery drivers don't work in the evening when most people are at home, so even if they came back several times during the day the people will never be at home. And unless the package is being sent through the US mail where they can hold the package, or to a pick-up lock-box like Amazon offers in some areas, the delivery companies don't have a place for people to go and pick up their packages.
@@DennisMoore664 Maybe they should start delivering at night. They could ask for a schedule as to when they are at home. Also night delivery would be beneficial to avoid the heat of the days of summer.
@@erichanastacio9695 It's an idea, but I'm not sure how many people like working in the evenings. There's also a much shorter delivery window in the evenings than during the daytime. I think it would be easier if the shipping companies had some sort of facility that is open in the evenings and on the weekends where the companies could hold the parcels so people can go to and pick them up like the post office does.
@@mollymm1 It's actually worse if it happens on your property. It opens you up to more damages in a law suit than if it happened in public. Trespassing is irrelevant.
Oh man! They should watch how Rambo and Kevin (Home Alone) make boobytraps! =========== Optimus Prime: Oh what do you know? These boobytraps do actually trap boobies. 😂😂😂😂
In my community, you can have packages delivered to a holding location. However, we haven't ever had a theft from our front porch, which is covered and not really visible from the road. However, some lazy delivery guys drop boxes in the driveway instead of walking up the short sidewalk to the porch where anyone can see and access them.
You'd be surprised to know how many people don't know about the Amazon lockers that they can have their packages sent too or do know about it but don't know how to order it right. I'm a flex driver, some people will put in their instructions under their address to put it in a locker, we physically cannot put it in a locker unless it is ordered right, we have to have a code from the app for the kiosk to scan in order to even be able to use the kiosk to put the package there, if you have your address as the destination that's where it's going to go. Just putting it on the instructions to the driver does nothing. There's been so many time's that Ive wanted to put a post it note on their package explaining this but we're not allowed too smh 🤷🏼♀️ Edit to add that I always try to put their package on their porch, hidden from the street if possible, depending on the situation. I've had some houses where I wasn't able to access the porch, will still put it as close as possible and if I see another package just haphazardly left in the yard I'll bring it up with the one I'm delivering and put it on the porch also.
I left a package at the front of my house and it was full of my cats pooh, i have no idea what happened after it was taken but i bet they did not like what they have found.
I loved the electric shock and the bicycle one so much i am lmao. The dog poo, the glitter ❤also funny. The underpants guy omg smelling his finger disgusting and off limping away 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It just depends on whether people want to live in a civilized nation or not. Being soft on crime, and making it a cute joke turns your civilization into this.
I over heard a fella tired of these thefts set up package with a captured hornets nest! That hurts even thinking about it!
Oh, yes!
That's brilliant!
Now THAT I would love to watch!!
What if the someone who just happened to be in the room had an allergic reaction? Like a child or senior that had nothing to do with the crime? Hope they included an epi pen just in case.
Love it. I have a huge one in the tree in my front yard. Those buggers are nas-tee!
give credit where credit is due, the glitter bomb was designed by Mark Rober for his own you tube channel
Loved watching his squirrel obstacle courses too.
@@ladyhawkmbheyer5377 I remember that episode!
Mark Rober! 😉
Instead of glitter, why not use black pepper? Painfull, but no permanent injury.
@@lawrencerolls3643He used fart spray that lasted for weeks!😂
One of the best stories I've heard was about a couple who has cats and every time they clean out the litter box they just put it in a 5-gallon bucket and then I just feel bags and vacuum seal them and then they stick them inside Amazon boxes and take them up like they're brand new and they said it's surprising how many helpful individuals have removed their cats waste for them 😂😂😂
My Ma got a porch pirate on camera and could see they live down the hall from us. Ma went and knocked on the door. When they opened. Ma said " thank you so much for holding my package for me I'm here to pick it up." 😂 Shocked that she asked they complied .
I love your mom ❤😊
Love it! Ma so smart.
I wore a bee keeper's suit at 3 o'clock in the morning and gently placed a hornet's nest in an Amazon box. I then placed the Amazon box on my porch and went back to sleep. Hours later after my morning coffee. I noticed that the box was missing off of my porch. 😬😳🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really, it was that easy for you to get a hornet’s nest
@mariamdjama2698 They are not as active at night. But, believe me. Even with the protective gear, I was 💩ing myself!
That’s outstanding!!! To bad we couldn’t see the joyous moment the package was opened 😅
I have 9 dogs. I do the dog crap box at least once a week. Hilarious...
Can you make it explode?😅
Love it!
Gift wrapping an inner box would be a thoughtful gesture!
Asbestos box is great too - and you dont have to pay disposal.
❤❤❤
The way 13 checks to see if he messed his pants.
😂😂😂
We had someone keep knocking our bin over making a huge mess. My father rigged the bin with 5000volts and next night we wake up to some guy screaming in pain. It was the neighbour 2door down who was knocking our bin over. 😂 surprise!
Barefoot and shirtless in the snow with no experience or fear. That is some neighbor. Made me smile big time.
He looked like he had experience.
That was epic.
If criminals come onto your property without permission they should lose all rights
Too right!!...In my house they do!!
Come onto my property, you lose more than your rights!
i agree, meanwhile in canada ... totally ridiculous laws
@@husher5142 Get Pierre in office
The one where the red car tried to run him over went from theft to attempted murder real fast
So curious as to how that was charged.
@@flenzy Yes, we need more long term results.
@@judil3294 great comment💗
I believe their license plate lead to their arrest
The shirtless neighbor in the snow was a badass😅
A box full of stinging bees or wasps would be nice.
A snake
@@LedaVining I saw a video where a guy in Texas put a rattle snake in one
@@davep6977 Sadly, the way things are now, the rattlesnake guy would probably get charged with something.
@@davep6977holy smokes. Someone made him mad.
@@lizardog Write Caution-Do Not Open. Can't say they weren't warned
The U-Haul capture is great. Guy got rag dolled.
Would have been nicet to know the drop off destination of the U-Haul truck.
@@johncampos1780 I know I would have taken him to the middle of nowhere
@@joycespecht3038 That would have been epic.
@@johncampos1780 Drop off at the police station? 🤪
I can promise you this: If you make it into my home, you aren't going to make it out.
Exactly.
Wow. You are so cool and tough.
@@blabby102 Are you jealous? Sounds that way.
@@kygal I'm very jealous. I wish I was a tough guy.
@@blabby102 Thought so. 🧚🏻♂️
About the water trap - I think you can buy bear urine at stores where they sell hunting gear.... 8->
You can get skunk urine too 😢😂
I'd think it would be just as fragrant if you put your own urine in there. Cheaper.
Bleach
@@islandgal500 Exactly. Why bother paying money for what you can collect free. Let it mellow and then fill up that sprayer tank.
@@Chris_at_Home You might get a charge for that.
so the criminal breaks your car window before getting frightened off
not really a deterrant
The downside is that the owner will have to replace the vehicle window.
Was thinking the same thing...
a lousy deterrent at best.
Amusing, but unless the crook goes to prison not much is changed by scaring them.
Considering it's the left coast, that's not gonna happen which is why they had to resort to this creativity.
EXACTLY, therefore GPS stuff and spraying indelible color fluid on skin are pretty valid.
You wont see videos showing that as that reduces the platform revenue stream
The best trick I ever saw was, someone put a copperhead in a Amazon package.
Wow!
That could get you charged with attempted murder.
My friend got a porch pirate with a box of crappy diapers
I love the electrified campaign signs
Too bad they are illegal.
@@Plasmastorm73_n5evv Cry more
@@Plasmastorm73_n5evv so is trespassing!
@@whutzat You're a real tough guy, try it then have fun in jail. Two wrongs don't make a right. Premeditated assault with the intent to do harm, the judge would have a field day with that, then who would be crying.
@@ericpl7227So you think that justifies assault, I'm sure the law thinks different.
I filled a box with hornets, the results were awesome
The homeowner with the hose in the pickup truck should have put paint in it not water😅
That is a great idea!😂
Half water, half vinigar, would be even better..!!
Paint is expensive, how about used oil from jeffy lube
@@rociocausing8598 And you will have to clean up the splatter all over your driveway.
Great idea!
dodged the attack? he was literally hit by the car and rode on the hood...
He could have been badly injured.
that's what happens when yer videos are written by Ai - utter shyte
What’s up with the guy sticking his hands down his pants and then sniffing his hand 😂😂😂 @7:30
He was checking to see if he crapped himself from the scare.
Lower order primate.
He claims (later in the video) that he shyt his pants, and BEGS the home owner to let him come in and use his bathroom to get cleaned up!
He s#@t himself
In the original video he did crap his pants @@cherylpemberton1676
The problem I see in every video is that the porch pirates get away scott free. NOT AT MY HOUSE!! THEY WONT BE LEAVING
yeah yeah big talk
@@cecildawg-w2pyou must be a Harris voter since you love the criminals so much. In Texas we can use deadly force to defend self AND PROPERTY. You just troll through these and whine. I bet you've grabbed a package or two yourself.
Leaving on a gurney.
The guy @the 7:40 mark actually shat his pants! See him smell his hand? I saw it before, it’s still funny! 👏🏽😎
He had to be double sure!
Funny how all the sign thefts were for Trump signs. 😂
@colinwood7020 what, that they don't tolerate fascist rapists? Cool. 🙄🙄🙄🤡
@@colinwood7020 oh come on…. We are not all like that….. something tells me they are Trumpers
@@theresaterry164 Right....
It wasn’t “all the sign thefts.” It was all the thefts that were shown and if the channel supports Trump, of course that’s all that was shown. The lack of thought, the total acceptance of the first explanation, shows superficial thinking.
@@colinwood7020 Yes, they're more intelligent that Trump supporters.
I would rather see them in jail.
Depending on what state the theives live in some states if the value is under 900 it is only a misdemeanor. Making home owners at a loss and needing to do other measures to protect their property.
Put those paint balls in the freezer, they hurt like hell!!
Also turn up the power setting (feet per second) on the paintball gun... MAX!
@@kevinhorne9643 Nice tip!
Godbless these good citizens power to the people
You really need to give credit to Mark Robert, the genius who designed the Porch Pirate Glitter Bomb, don't you think? I mean, you did use his video.
Mark Rober
@@SolitaryCanid oopsie. 😆
@@gregobrix No offense, just in case people looked for him. For the people that don't know him, he makes great videos.
@@SolitaryCanid He does!
For anybody interested in making a trap that explodes harmlessly, I suggest making the packet blow out a dye called methylene blue. It cannot be washed off, it is used to dye microscopic creatures to look at under a microscope. That stuff was on the table for WEEKS in Jr. High and that was after the janitor scrubbing it every single night
Good to know thanks
They should have used chlorine in the sprinkler instead of water.
The UHaul trap was classic.
They should have filmed when they opened the door to let him out,,,,,,,, 200 miles from home.
Now days the uhaul guy would be charged with kidnapping and assault.
😈skunk scent!
ABSOLUTELY !!!! Just have to imagine what went thru that guys mind!!!
You are a Monday morning quarterback. do it yourself hot shot.
When they get caught I can watch these videos all day love it
This video may be very good for UA-camrs to make money, but it does nothing to catch these bastards - perhaps they should try rigging up something to catch these people in order to hand them over to the cops.
With our criminal system the way it is theses days, I can see the home owner getting charged for "assaulting" the porch pirates.
Videos showing that are pushed down by YT because they threaten to reduce the revenue stream.
Videos showing that are pushed down by YT because they threaten to reduce the revenue stream.
Videos showing that are pushed down by YT because they threaten to reduce the revenue stream. why does this keep dissapearing how many more times do I have to repost
bear trap
FRONT FACE TOWARD ENEMY...if ya know,ya know...
I was thinking these packages need more clay and ball bearings.
👍
Sounds like Mr Claymore!
why don't they get arrested? What's the REAL problem here?
Cops may not get to a location in time after a theft attempt is reported.
Because police is ineffective.
Late stage capitalism and the ennui of materialism.
I like the shock treatment and the paint ball gun, however I don't think I'd be so kind. On the other hand if your not kind then the homeowner is suddenly becomes the criminal. We live in a upside down world.
Black woman here. I won't even get mad about #19. The "angry black woman" stereotype is for real.
my best friend explained that when you grow up black, you learn to stand up for yourself early on.
In my experience, angry women in general are terrifying
#13 broke his foot and crapped his pants at the same time!
Mark Rober and his fart spray.
Or his glitter bombs.
HINT: you forgot the BEST one! the EXPLODING POOP BOX!! guy fills a box with his dogs poop; wires it to explode 40 seconds after its moved (so its in the robbers car) then KABOOM! and a lot of SWEARING, and the box is HURLED out of the car, but the damage is already done, piles of poop all over the inside of their CAR!! and its WET POOP!!
My German Shepherd keeps me safe and isn't fussy who he challenges.
I miss the one with the hole in ground
and six feet of dirt.
You should be giving the UA-cam creators credit for porch pirating their videos. Mark Rober created the glitter bomb package. That's directly from his UA-cam page.
@16:09, It would be cool to have played a recording, "this is the police, you are surrounded! Come out with your hands UP!"😂
Mark Roper needs credit for the items he created.
I can’t believe the ones that pull up in the driveway! I like the spray.
Get to know your retired neighbors. My neighbor on-line shops a lot & her alarm let's her know if something's been delivered. She rings one of us & we go over -bring it to our front porch behind a glass door- so she can open the glass door when she gets home.
What does a dog's face have to do with an empty package?
Feces.
Everything
@@M5guitar1 Like?
@eldajackson1 but then the narrator said the box was empty, so which was it
Should have put a dye in the water so that they are stained and are easily found if you have a chemical reaction that makes the staining work more when you try to remove it
Same as the smart water people use
And glow in the dark dye. 😀
Silver nitrate would turn skin black
Why water?
How about ...
Vinegar? ...
Bleach? ...
@@Gems-of-Hope-Rocks That makes it an illegal chemical weapon.
7:40 😆😆😆😆did this guy poop his pants? Dude! He went flying, omg I'm rollin😆😆😆
Ok, lovin the paintball guy!
The dude that sh*t his pants 🤣🤣🤣
Angry Black woman ? Seriously?
Usual suspect? Seriously? Oh, please not again.
Yo should show some of the outcomes, like the guy snuck upon by the homeowner, who was built like a brick outhouse.
@10:53 ... I would have called the cops on that chick. Opening someone's mail is federal crime.
I think it's Mark Rober that sets up a stinky skunk spray with a glitter bomb with an apple airtag and a camera to record it all. Its ingenius.
Guy who grabbed porch pirate’s purse from car should not give it back. Use the charge cards and leave everything is a shady part of town.
Stay in your trailer park please
Or better yet, find their ID, and call the cops.
They u would go to jail. Rethink
That is a felony in itself.
I'd use ammonia instead of water.
He should’ve taken him to a whole different state.
Yeah. The state of unconciousness.
I had a crazy woman who kept trying to vandalize my boat pulling off the ropes that held the mooring tarp on letting it fly in the wind, repeatedly. I took straight pins stuck into the rope every inch or so. They were also tipped with dog feces. She would arrive at night to pull off the rope. One night was her last. Another neighbor told me she was treated at hospital for severe infections of both hands. Imagine, having both hands bandaged for two weeks!
WARNING: The thumbnail is not in the video.
I needed a good laugh today, thanks 😅
That guy at 7:29 must of crapped himself and he was checking to make sure by putting his hand down pants and sniffing. 🤣🤣
He was afraid he was melting. Poop matters.💩
Glitter, permanent color, and ghost pepper sauce....yeehaw
I wonder why they leave the package when no one is at home....
In my country, the courier doesn't leave those packages unattended.
If the recipient wasn't home, the courier comes back for the second or third time.
Because the delivery drivers don't work in the evening when most people are at home, so even if they came back several times during the day the people will never be at home. And unless the package is being sent through the US mail where they can hold the package, or to a pick-up lock-box like Amazon offers in some areas, the delivery companies don't have a place for people to go and pick up their packages.
@@DennisMoore664
Maybe they should start delivering at night. They could ask for a schedule as to when they are at home.
Also night delivery would be beneficial to avoid the heat of the days of summer.
@@erichanastacio9695 It's an idea, but I'm not sure how many people like working in the evenings. There's also a much shorter delivery window in the evenings than during the daytime. I think it would be easier if the shipping companies had some sort of facility that is open in the evenings and on the weekends where the companies could hold the parcels so people can go to and pick them up like the post office does.
I agree with booby traps,, but if the robber gets hurt you're in trouble,, I know that's messed up but that's the law
Not if it happens on your property. They're trespassing.
And if he gets killed without witnesses?
@@mollymm1 It's actually worse if it happens on your property. It opens you up to more damages in a law suit than if it happened in public. Trespassing is irrelevant.
Then don't write your address on the box.
Post that "Posted" sign on the corners of your property. Cheap at the hardware store. Holds up in court.
Oh man! They should watch how Rambo and Kevin (Home Alone) make boobytraps!
===========
Optimus Prime: Oh what do you know? These boobytraps do actually trap boobies.
😂😂😂😂
Kentucky is stand you ground state you step in my land your unlived
Don't have packages delivered to your home unless you are there. You can also have it delivered to an Amazon depot or the Post Office.
In my community, you can have packages delivered to a holding location. However, we haven't ever had a theft from our front porch, which is covered and not really visible from the road. However, some lazy delivery guys drop boxes in the driveway instead of walking up the short sidewalk to the porch where anyone can see and access them.
Really!? Omigosh! I had NO idea! Thank you so much for mansplaining this to us all!
You'd be surprised to know how many people don't know about the Amazon lockers that they can have their packages sent too or do know about it but don't know how to order it right. I'm a flex driver, some people will put in their instructions under their address to put it in a locker, we physically cannot put it in a locker unless it is ordered right, we have to have a code from the app for the kiosk to scan in order to even be able to use the kiosk to put the package there, if you have your address as the destination that's where it's going to go. Just putting it on the instructions to the driver does nothing. There's been so many time's that Ive wanted to put a post it note on their package explaining this but we're not allowed too smh 🤷🏼♀️
Edit to add that I always try to put their package on their porch, hidden from the street if possible, depending on the situation. I've had some houses where I wasn't able to access the porch, will still put it as close as possible and if I see another package just haphazardly left in the yard I'll bring it up with the one I'm delivering and put it on the porch also.
$180 a year just to own a po box address.
I left a package at the front of my house and it was full of my cats pooh, i have no idea what happened after it was taken but i bet they did not like what they have found.
That even more stinky 😅
Ah its our old friend, AI voice from every other AI video, his voice was in harry potter Mr Richard Harris
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ thank you this is awesome
2:47 Truck becomes a car.
I loved them and made my day as they say surprise surprise never know what gift you'll get at anytime
You can buy washable florescent paint it cleans up with a hose and water but is hard to get off your clothes 😅
6:00, should be a mixture of Bank dye fart spray and bear mace
Loved the video
7:48 started doing the crip walk
That thumbnail is hilarious
7:43 THIS ONE WILL FOREVER ♾️ BE FUNNY...AND HE SHITd on himself 😅😅
7:17 The real story was about how the dude crapped his pants and begged for help. U missed the best part.
Why say angry "black" woman?
Who gives a sh** ? Grow up already and move out of your mommy's house
Silver nitrate sprayed on skin will turn skin black
Ok, so silver nitrate will only work in a limited number of cases.
Anti-Climb Paint works wonders.
#13 came back to yell at the homeowner. The entitlement was strong with that one.
Instead of a water sprayer, it should have been urine. Or even worse, highly concentrated hydrochloric acid.
That’s because nobody puts Harris signs in their yard.
That's because Harris signs will attract harassment, attacks, assaults and bodily harm from the other side!
🤣👍
The Trump signs just indicate where the dumber people live.
No it's because the orange felon sells his signs
That's funny!!
I loved the electric shock and the bicycle one so much i am lmao. The dog poo, the glitter ❤also funny. The underpants guy omg smelling his finger disgusting and off limping away 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wouldn't do it myself but I'm thinking a live grenade would make an interesting video
5:42 sending the what flying?? Also for anyone curious, the thumb nail never appears in this video!
Same videos as every other channel.
Same comment on every single channel !...
Man, that thumbnails wild
If it's not a trap rigged to injure or kill, it's not done right.
Dam bro got kidnapped. For kids it’s candy, for porch pirates it’s boxes. Got it 2:32
FYI. Most paintball guns can fire marbles just as well. Just saying.............
...and Pepperballs as well ;-)
Locking the urban american in the moving truck was a slick move.
It just depends on whether people want to live in a civilized nation or not. Being soft on crime, and making it a cute joke turns your civilization into this.
First guy conveniently left fingerprints too.