I got familiar with your 2nd dilemma when I was young and foolish. My job sometimes involved climbing up antenna towers that serviced 2-way radios for oilfield operations in northern Alberta. Down time on those systems was not only expensive - it really ticked off the customers who were in a tearing hurry. I'd tool up, belt up, check the gear for the 4th time, make sure I had the parts I might need, then start up the darn tower. About 60-70 feet (OK, 21 metres) off the ground, I'd get that sensation along with the grinding in the guts. The decision: keep slogging up to 290-300 feet, or go back down right quick, unbuckle the tools and harness, then get those coveralls unzipped. Hmmmm. Decisions, decisions. What's that song? "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind . . . " Uh. . . Yeah.
I remember the time the voice in my head advised me that if I left the tractor door open when I went through the gate, I could shave off a split second in leaping down to stop the cattle getting out. I spent the rest of the day without a door as it was the gate post shaved...well more snapped off the door. Oh.. and I have reached the age when every Fart is suspect.
I totally knew that gate dilemma was coming. Thanks for the laughs. If people turned off the tv and got back to the land, this casedemic would disappear.
I leave the gate open and get sidetracked. Luckily the cattle know what a grain bucket is. For your other dilema, a good reason not to mix beer and sauerkraut.
I was in my local Canadian Tire Store Saturday sporting my new QDM T Shirt and Hat and a guy says to me what does QDM stand for and I said Quick Dick McDick. He responded .... Isn't that that Rich Bastard Farmer out West . LOL. If you want some special treatment buy QDM Merchandise , the guy let me go ahead of him in the long check out line.
How's she goin'? You nailed it again buddy!!! The struggles are real and we all have a face them and the 'bad' helper is pretty convincing isn't he!!! Love it and great editing too!! REALLY looking forward to your next one!!! It's great to have a chuckle in the midst of this kafuffle!!! Take care!!!
Remote op gate SPRING, and a tall rectangular lidded cooler, lined with TWO HD contractor bags, and a bunch of little grocery bags for each use. Twist up each bag to keep things nice. Just pluck it out to the trash at the end of the day. Love your stuff, and will try to stop by for a hug one day. ; ) Lol!!
The second dilemma is a tricky one, especially in the Fall/Winter. There often is a few layers of clothing to take off/put back on (jacket/coveralls/long shirt/long johns/undershirt and maybe whitie tighties). That can become quite the endeavour, especially if it is only a ‘toot’. Decisions... decisions. Thanks for another entertaining video. True story?
Here I sit broken hearted spent some time but only farted, yesterday I took a chance saved some time and shit my pants. Laughed so hard at this one I think I pooped, gotta go!!!!!!
John Roethel that use to read...”here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted” it’s not a new verse, just revised from when I was young and public toilets were not free but cost a dime to unlock the cubicle door. It is a funny verse.
John Roethel you did a good job of rewording it👍. I have tried to explain the “paid a dime” but younger people have never seen the dime coin lock before. Something else that is hard to describe is the restaurant table side music box tied into a central jukebox, you might remember those, 3 songs for a quarter or a dime a song.
@@lauratetreault1522 well depending on if your turning east or west you might find some hills. Only skiing hills I've seen in Saskatchewan were in valleys
I tend to disagree lol sure it doesn't look like an Alberta ski hill but we do have Table Mountain and some others. God Bless! Have fun! I personally would prefer someone showing up with an ice shack and gear🐟👍🍁
@@hughstephenson2957 I can tell that you are an enlightened man. I always carry TP on my motorcycle. Thankfully Southwestern Ontario is loaded with tall cornfields. Northern Ontario is basically all wilderness so never a problem there either.
@@hughstephenson2957 I've been through Wyoming many times. You have a beautiful state and very wonderful down home people. Best regards to you and yours.
#1: 1:54 Logical QDM attempts to minimize the forthcoming damage. #2: There is no such thing as a shart. If there's a "sh"...there's an "it"...which is most certainly not "art".
Least you are staying warm in the cab of your front end loader.... always carry an extra roll of toilet paper 🧻 in the cabs of your tractors/trucks etc.... coming from a journeyman lineman in Indiana.... fence rows and corn fields are some of my best friends when nature calls
Learned that first one the hard way with a new heffer ended up chasing the whole herd around, why are oh why did I not shut the gate lol, keep up the good work buddy. 😁
Well Quick, Living in a rural community one gets to know just about everyone around and in town and what their up to, but we still read the local rag just to see who got caught at it.
You should have taken the old belt back into Jackass Motors and asked for your money back for the belt since it failed under warranty. And if they refused just tell them you won't leave until they changed their mind. Yes it works. They just want you to go away and they'll give you back the 27 bucks just to make you go away. It worked for me :)
I'm 65 now and I've learned that my body may want to trick me at times ! Get of of the tractor and drop them drawers and let it blast ! If its just a fart your good ! if not you better have brought the roll of TP out of the tractor with you!! LOL
Oh, Honey... that one didn't 'touch' cloth.... it DESTROYED it! Ya gotta stop listening to 'Bad Quick'... or get some industrial strength detergent for the laundry... just sayin'. 😂😂😂 Thanks for the laughs, Quick! You always make my day!🥰❤🍁❤
2 rules of old age, never trust a fart and never pass a urinal.
In Canada for sure
Third rule is never waste a hard on even if your alone.
@@joemills950 😂😬
Or a woman
@@joemills950 🤣😅🤣😂
And Voila, a picture of Trudeau in your shorts.........
Ya that shit for brains has to screw up everything
You misspelt Turdeau :-P
@@tony66au Thinking Turdsquirt would be appropriate.
@@philjohn5337 fidel jr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅
I got familiar with your 2nd dilemma when I was young and foolish. My job sometimes involved climbing up antenna towers that serviced 2-way radios for oilfield operations in northern Alberta. Down time on those systems was not only expensive - it really ticked off the customers who were in a tearing hurry. I'd tool up, belt up, check the gear for the 4th time, make sure I had the parts I might need, then start up the darn tower. About 60-70 feet (OK, 21 metres) off the ground, I'd get that sensation along with the grinding in the guts. The decision: keep slogging up to 290-300 feet, or go back down right quick, unbuckle the tools and harness, then get those coveralls unzipped. Hmmmm. Decisions, decisions. What's that song? "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind . . . " Uh. . . Yeah.
LQDMAO!! The struggle is real!!
Take care,
QDM
The only reason Farts smell is so that deaf people can enjoy them too.
EVERYONE deserves to enjoy a good fart...
Take care friend heh heh,
QDM
Love how you take everyday things and make them hilarious! Thanks for keeping it real!❤ BMA knows!
Thinking about your thinking... QDM has so many levels. All comes back fart jokes. Love it😎
Technically a shit joke, but yeah, good point.
Jesus, other than my kids, this is absolutely worth waking up for🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 thank you Mr. Mcdick you are so fantastic. Made in Canada 🇨🇦❤️❤️❤️❤️
Heh heh thanks my friend!
Hope all is well,
QDM
QDM, you crack me up. 🤣
Thanks for yet again making Mondays easier to face.👍
Glad to hear it my friend!
Take care!
QDM
I remember the time the voice in my head advised me that if I left the tractor door open when I went through the gate, I could shave off a split second in leaping down to stop the cattle getting out. I spent the rest of the day without a door as it was the gate post shaved...well more snapped off the door. Oh.. and I have reached the age when every Fart is suspect.
Heh heh the struggle is real!
Take care my friend!
QDM
I don't care who ya are, ya never get too old for fart jokes..
This is a fact!
Take care,
QDM
My Mom is gigglin in the afterlife I can tell ya that
my mom farts all the time wen she gets up off the lazy boy ,, i tell her every time ,your going to shit your self one of this days
Found QDM through the Off the Husk Pod cast. What a beauty!! Your neighbors in Montana salute you!
Thanks for the smile on a gloomy Monday morning!
Glad to help!
Take care friend,
QDM
Nothing is worse than the “wet wind.”
I totally knew that gate dilemma was coming. Thanks for the laughs. If people turned off the tv and got back to the land, this casedemic would disappear.
A shart is funny when it's someone else doing it. Never trust a fart with dodgy guts.
I love your Saskatchewan horizons that seem to go on forever. Another great Vid.
You and QDM both!
Take care friend,
QDM
The cruel reality of bad decision making 🤣
Brilliant QDM, just brilliant.
I leave the gate open and get sidetracked. Luckily the cattle know what a grain bucket is. For your other dilema, a good reason not to mix beer and sauerkraut.
That bucket comes in mighty handy if you ain’t to sure about that fart too.
I laughed so damn hard almost had to run to the outhouse myself 😂
There are exactly 2 kinds of people in this world, those that made a bad decision and those that lied about it! Now pass me the t.p! 🍻🇨🇦
I was in my local Canadian Tire Store Saturday sporting my new QDM T Shirt and Hat and a guy says to me what does QDM stand for and I said Quick Dick McDick. He responded .... Isn't that that Rich Bastard Farmer out West . LOL. If you want some special treatment buy QDM Merchandise , the guy let me go ahead of him in the long check out line.
Heh heh this just made QDM's day! Take care my friend!
QDM
How's she goin'? You nailed it again buddy!!! The struggles are real and we all have a face them and the 'bad' helper is pretty convincing isn't he!!! Love it and great editing too!! REALLY looking forward to your next one!!! It's great to have a chuckle in the midst of this kafuffle!!! Take care!!!
Thanks again so much for watching Grampie!! Glad you got a chuckle!!
Take care,
QDM
Remote op gate SPRING, and a tall rectangular lidded cooler, lined with TWO HD contractor bags, and a bunch of little grocery bags for each use. Twist up each bag to keep things nice.
Just pluck it out to the trash at the end of the day.
Love your stuff, and will try to stop by for a hug one day. ; ) Lol!!
Lmao...love my Monday morning coffee with QDM❤
Thanks for stopping by my friend!!
QDM
If the back holes winking then it's time to do some thinking. Don't Push the subject to hard.
LQDMAO!!
Great advice!
QDM
"Trust or dont trust".....nearly pulled a muscle laughing...... much love from the uk
Thanks from Nova Scotia
Great words of wisdom for sure
Thanks for watching out east my friend!
QDM
To go or not to go that is the question - ode to the shard!
I really enjoyed the video. Thank you to you and your dad.
By far one of my fav vids of yours, QDM!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Ah thanks my friend!
QDM
So hilarious watched it a few times!
Your absolutely right QD we live in the most beautiful province in the world.
You are a wise man! I can relate to both of those situations.
"What are you laughing at?" ..'because it's funny'🤣🤣 TRUE
Give you all the credit. Wish I had a Copenhagen spit of how good you are.
Farmers, Pipeliners, and Surveyors share the same struggles on the daily
The struggle is real for everyone!!
Take care friend!
QDM
Ahh ... another high-quality QDM production. :)
Thanks friend!
QDM
You are definetly an Agricultural Technician! Forget the Logical and pick the Abstract... Works every time!
The second dilemma is a tricky one, especially in the Fall/Winter. There often is a few layers of clothing to take off/put back on (jacket/coveralls/long shirt/long johns/undershirt and maybe whitie tighties). That can become quite the endeavour, especially if it is only a ‘toot’. Decisions... decisions. Thanks for another entertaining video. True story?
Heh heh - the struggle is real!!
Take care friend,
QDM
Here I sit broken hearted spent some time but only farted, yesterday I took a chance saved some time and shit my pants. Laughed so hard at this one I think I pooped, gotta go!!!!!!
John Roethel that use to read...”here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted” it’s not a new verse, just revised from when I was young and public toilets were not free but cost a dime to unlock the cubicle door. It is a funny verse.
@@TripReviews LOL I'm 60 so I remember as well Just tried to tie in the time theme. Cheers
John Roethel you did a good job of rewording it👍. I have tried to explain the “paid a dime” but younger people have never seen the dime coin lock before. Something else that is hard to describe is the restaurant table side music box tied into a central jukebox, you might remember those, 3 songs for a quarter or a dime a song.
Forget the dime. This rhyme is priceless.
I haven't heard that in 50 years. Takes me back to my childhood with my seriously funny yet totally offensive brother.
💋🥰 your the best old fart in SK.
Sending you love from Regina. Thank you for feeding us.
Thanks for watching my friend!
QDM
the struggle is real! thx QDM
lol! The shart part was the best!
this almost sounds like it could be related to sparkle socks!!! I could be way off!! i had a great laugh!!!
That was probably the funniest thing I'll see all day! We've all been there! Lol
A good laugh with my morning jo tks man
Thanks for watching my friend!
QDM
You know it's Saskatchewan because you can see the few trees way the hell out there, I love this flat place and the oddballs in it
Me too! Except it really isn't flat. Just turn off any highway and you'll see hills, valleys and beautiful meadows. God Bless
@@lauratetreault1522 well depending on if your turning east or west you might find some hills. Only skiing hills I've seen in Saskatchewan were in valleys
I tend to disagree lol sure it doesn't look like an Alberta ski hill but we do have Table Mountain and some others. God Bless! Have fun! I personally would prefer someone showing up with an ice shack and gear🐟👍🍁
Health Canada says you should fart in front of your significant other as a test for covid. If they can smell it they don't have covid.😄. Stay safe QDM
I'm with you 😂
Always be wary of the fake fart. Especially the one that crops up while throwing a piss behind the barn and the house is three hundred yards away.
True story heh heh!!
Take care friend!
QDM
That's why I always carry TP In my pocket !!!
@@hughstephenson2957 I can tell that you are an enlightened man. I always carry TP on my motorcycle. Thankfully Southwestern Ontario is loaded with tall cornfields. Northern Ontario is basically all wilderness so never a problem there either.
@@tpniefer I live in Northeast Wyoming 🇺🇲 in the country where there's plenty of buildings and trees to hide behind!!
@@hughstephenson2957 I've been through Wyoming many times. You have a beautiful state and very wonderful down home people. Best regards to you and yours.
#1: 1:54 Logical QDM attempts to minimize the forthcoming damage.
#2: There is no such thing as a shart. If there's a "sh"...there's an "it"...which is most certainly not "art".
This coming from an old shart
😁😂😂😂
As someone who has made some bad decisions over the years my first thought was close the gate. Just sayin
It is the correct thought heh heh...
Take care friend,
QDM
I can’t get enough.... sooooooo good!
Awesome thank you for the laugh as always!
Glad you enjoyed it my friend!
QDM
Thanks quick 👍👍
Kiddo.... you make me, mom n dad laugh every Monday!! We always knew you had this “bottled up”’inside you.... ( ie GO TO THE SHOP ) 😝
Least you are staying warm in the cab of your front end loader.... always carry an extra roll of toilet paper 🧻 in the cabs of your tractors/trucks etc.... coming from a journeyman lineman in Indiana.... fence rows and corn fields are some of my best friends when nature calls
Thanks for watching down South!!
QDM
As a trucker I learned a long time ago, never trust a fart, rest stops can be few and far between, NEVER trust a fart
just as flying beaver, yes that struggle is real even in the house.
Good one QD!! Been there, done that for sure - on both accounts!!!
Shitty times call for a whole lot of fertilized humor. Thanks for the laughs QDM
Build your gate opening just a little smaller than the gate, then turn around and bump the gate closed with the bale, Tah dah
Ur right....Saskatchewan is beautiful
But ANY couple hundred acres u got to yourself is awesome.... nice tractor...
Learned that first one the hard way with a new heffer ended up chasing the whole herd around, why are oh why did I not shut the gate lol, keep up the good work buddy. 😁
Take care friend!
QDM
Seriously, what are the chances that I just happened to be eating my breakfast during the fart section of this video? LOL
Well Quick, Living in a rural community one gets to know just about everyone around and in town and what their up to, but we still read the local rag just to see who got caught at it.
A Fantastic veiw! Lol appreciate you Bro!
I laughed so hard!! Great way to start out my day!
Glad to hear it my friend!
Take care,
QDM
I feel for you my freind!!! The struggle is real !!! I know from experience 😁😁😁 keep on doing what you do !!
Heh heh thanks my friend and take care!
QDM
I’m with you the struggles are real
You should have taken the old belt back into Jackass Motors and asked for your money back for the belt since it failed under warranty. And if they refused just tell them you won't leave until they changed their mind. Yes it works. They just want you to go away and they'll give you back the 27 bucks just to make you go away. It worked for me :)
Great way to start the week. Never, ever trust a fart.
This ought to be interesting. It was. Also so true.
Been there lol, I never left the gate open though!
At 3:02 I went back because I thought I saw a tarp strap on that tool wall for a second. Yeah that episode made an impression on me.
Heh heh thanks my friend!
Take care,
QDM
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying! There are some days I don't feel like getting off the tractor to close the gate either! The struggle is real!
Gotta love the Canadian coveralls...always have the big ass reflectors...haha
I can relate. Thanks for the laugh.
Damn hot sauce on eggs will get ya every time your way to far from the washroom 😎👍
It just seems to know.... heh heh...
Take care friend,
QDM
Pure poetry.
I'm 65 now and I've learned that my body may want to trick me at times ! Get of of the tractor and drop them drawers and let it blast ! If its just a fart your good ! if not you better have brought the roll of TP out of the tractor with you!! LOL
I can relate on all those dilemas lol. Thanks for the laughs.
Glad you enjoyed it my friend!
QDM
That was an awesome way to start my Monday. I thought I was the only one who had theses sorts of struggles...
The struggles are VERY real heh heh!!
Take care,
QDM
Love it!!!
Oh my sooo funny 😆 I shit me self with laughter!! Lol 😆
WHAT THE F.......!!?? This guys killing it!
Sooooo funny!
OMG
BMA is always good for advice love to see him
Awesome 👍
Solid use of BMA :)
loved it as i always do.
Thanks Martin!
Hope all is well!
QDM
Ntaf: never trust a fart. At my age. Haha good video bud
Oh, Honey... that one didn't 'touch' cloth.... it DESTROYED it! Ya gotta stop listening to 'Bad Quick'... or get some industrial strength detergent for the laundry... just sayin'. 😂😂😂 Thanks for the laughs, Quick! You always make my day!🥰❤🍁❤
Glad to hear it my friend!
QDM
Must be a farmer, hard at work at 5am to put out product... 'Mornin, Quick!
Mornin my friend!
Hope all is well,
QDM
And they call him the streak . I shoulda, I shoulda. 🤣
Heh heh nothing like a good Ray Stevens salute!!
Take care friend,
QDM
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time...omg! Thanks! Still laughing! 👍🤣
Oh man I needed the laugh this gave QDM!!!!!’
Glad to hear my friend!
Take care,
QDM
Another great video QDM.....
Glad you enjoyed it Fred!
Take care,
QDM
Keep it up you're awesome man I'm voting for you for president
HAHHAAH I love it. I was hoping for a weather report LOL keep it up my friend
Take care friend!
QDM
Can't believe any cows weren't injured with that blood curdling yelling when u opened the gate. 😂🤭