Espurr's Pokedex entries from X/Y: X:The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out. Y:It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power. So if it lifts up its ears, i'm guessing it'll kill almost everything within 300 feet of it.Must be really reassuring for trainers.
There should be a Klefki-exclusive move called "Jingle" in which Klefki jingles its keys. The effect is the target's defense drops and it becomes confused.
Actually, the Klefki description makes sense in a weird kind of way. A wild Pokémon without any contact with humans won't have a clue what this disturbing jangling is. Who knows what else this fierce little floating thing can do? And it's frightening for a human who can't see where the Klefki is, and just hears jingling keys coming from nowhere. So yes, Klefki has a perfectly SOUND defence mechanism. Couldn't resist.
DON'T DARE EVER AGAIN TO SAY THESE DESRESPECTFUL THINGS FOR A KLEFKI! There are people who hear the jingle jingle of a Klefki and pray to Arceus for a quick, instant death.
Oh god that was a fear I had while playing my Y Nuzlocke... then again I was also thankful that I managed to get a Klefki on my team XD I was so happy to get one that I named him Keyking... because he's the king of keys... lol
I think that Gourgiest's entry for X is creepy too. It doesn't beat Y's in my opinion, but here it goes: Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of a full moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed. So every time I send my Gourgiest in to battle... I get cursed. Neat.
Don't forget Phantump's evolution, Trevenant, who's X pokedex entry says: "It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave." Does this mean it creates even more Phantump?
Gothorita: (I know it's not 6th gen but it's still weird) According to many old tales, it creates friends for itself by controlling sleeping children on starry nights. 0.0
I notice that Malamar says it finishes its prey off with digestive fluids, but never specifies that it actually EATS them. So... it projectile vomits on them?
It would make sense for Y to have the creepier dex entries since it has the destructive pokemon. When X has that other one...the Long live or whatever.
You know, as I thought about it a day later, I realized that Gourgeist is Gardenia's perfect Pokemon. Gourgeist can torture her all it wants. Gardenia would not only not mind, but she would actively encourage such behavior. Gardenia's too kinky to torture, at least by Grass-types.
I hope in the seventh generation they at LEAST make normal entries: Example: Phantumps are spirits possessing stumps that guide the lost in the forest. When happy Gourgeist grabs anything and sings happily Dragalge defend their territory by spitting a toxic acid that can burn objects
Time for a little clarification: Yveltal's death does *_NOT_* mean the death of all life. In Yveltal's Pokedex entry, it says that he absorbs the life of all living things *if*: 1. Its wings glow. 2. It dies and turns into a cocoon. Think of it this way: if Yveltal kills everything by making its wings glow, where does it get the energy to turn back into a cocoon when it dies? Everything is already dead, so there's no life to absorb energy from. Also in Pokemon Y, you first see him as a cocoon before it hatches, meaning it had to have died beforehand. And yet, life was still around long enough for the events of the Kalos region to happen at all. I don't think that Yveltal kills everything under either condition. I think it steals life energy to make itself stronger in battle, and to provide energy for its resurrection. But it does not take enough energy to actually kill anyone unless they were very weak at the time. If it did kill everything, Yveltal would essentially be killing itself, too, because there's nothing to resurrect it once it reaches the end of its life.
In Phantump's defense, the Pokedex says "according to old tales". According to old Mexican tales, axolotl's tend to swim and get inside women's vaginas and never leave. Old tales are always MUCH creepier than real life. Often to impress tourists. Kalos being the most extravagant of regions, makes sense having the most extravagant Pokedex entries. Even if that makes them downright silly or unnecessarily creepy.
How's this for the Gen 7: make it based on Australia. 1: It's hot so that leaves Gamefreak much potential for great snake/crocodile/lizard concepts of Pokemon 2: The Great Barrier in Queensland will also leave them many concepts for sea pokemon (but seriously we need more shark Pokemon) 3: Huge bushes in the hills (cause forests are something every Pokemon game features) 4: The Australian Zoo (do I have to explain?) 5: In Perth (where I live), not that big of a city but there are about 6 different railway lines on the ground floor and under so there's a great setup for a fine train station. 6: They will have to do Koala, Kangaroo and Tasmaian Devil Pokemon. What do you guys think?
You know... with each generation of Pokemon getting creepier and creepier, makes you wonder why the fuck they let their kids run off into the forest to capture them. Am I right? Beware the tall grass...
Pokemon Y : Vibrava It generates ultrasonic waves by violently flapping its wings. After making its prey faint, it melts the prey with acid. This is just disgusting.
You mean I am not the only one that thought Espurr's eyes were creepy? And its big eyes isn't the creepiest part to me. The creepiest thing about Espurr, is that it never smiles even when it's happy....
I feel like you've forgotten Yveltal's Pokemon Y entry... "When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more." Essentially, everyone in the world dies the second Yveltal does.
nice video, I can only imagine how much time it would take you to look through all the Pokemon entries to find the creepier ones, not to mention, to add in zelda references to this video. Strangely I look forward to the possible creepy pokemon entries in future games.
Anyone else noticed that Klefki's keys seem to all be from different time eras? And one of them looks really futuristic so...does that mean....can Klefki time travel?
If JWittz were to make another, I have an entry for Weepinbell from Soul Silver. "If its prey is bigger than its mouth, it slices up the victim with sharp leaves, then eats every morsel." JEEESUS!
I know it doesn't fit in the parameters of this video, but I would like to direct you all to Swablu's X entry. "For some reason, it likes to land on people's heads softly and act like it's a hat." Best. Pokedex. Entry. Ever.
What if in Pokemon Z, all the bad guy team leaders come back to fight, and Cyrus has Espurr. It would fit him SO much. They'd both have the same soul-staring eyes.
Victreebel:"Said to live I'm huge colonies deep in jungles, although no one has ever returned from there" this was taken straight from the Leafgreen pokedex
i love the X pokedex entry for espurr. it says "The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out." soo, i guess by "psychic organ" it means its brain?
another strange one you might have missed: Klang A minigear and big gear comprise its body. If the minigear it launches at a foe doesn't return, it will die. so basically... if it misses or it gets stuck on something apon firing, it kills itself ._.
If it misses, the minigear will just come back. Like a boomerang. However, yeah, if the minigear gets stuck on something after being launched, it *will* die.
take espurr's pokedex entry and add the fact that if you have zero affection and you try to pet its ears,he really loves it,but if you have affection with him,he doesnt,which means that if he doesnt know you,he doesnt give a single fuck about killing you
If the next Weird/Creepy Pokédex Entries video is a normal one, I'll give you some recommendations. Alakazam - Its brain cells multiply continually until it dies. As a result, it can remember everything. Gengar - Under a full moon, this Pokémon likes to mimic the shadows of people and laugh at their fright. To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity. Garbodor - They absorb garbage and make it part of their bodies. It clenches opponents with its left arm and finishes them off with a poisonous liquid from their right-hand fingertips. Stunfisk - It conceals itself in mud on the seashore. Then it waits. When prey touch it, it delivers a jolt of electricity. It smiles when transmitting electricity. Beheeyem - It uses psychic power to control an opponent's brain and manipulate an opponent's memory. Houndoom - Long ago, people imagined its eerie howls to be the call of the grim reaper. Upon hearing its eerie howls, other Pokémon get the shivers and head straight back to their nests. The pungent-smelling flames that it shoots from its mouth results from toxins burning in its body. If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away. Persian - Many adore it for its sophisticated air. However, behind its lithe, elegant appearance is a barbaric side. It is tough to raise as a pet because of its fickle meanness. It will lash out, scratch, and tear apart its prey on a mere whim for little reason.
Speaking of Children,hollly shit there are lots of Pokedex entries about Pokemons that Possess Children,make them cry,drag them to the underworld,hypnotize them and Phantump is just the icing on the cake Rated E for everyone huh??? That's just survival horror material right there
How didn't Greninja make this list? The second half of its entry states that is throws shuriken made of the sharpest water. Me: Hey, Dad, I'm going for a swim. Dad: Alright, I'll be out in a little bit. Me: CANNONBAAAAAAAAA- *Slice*
Does that mean every time somebody breeds a Phantump, a child dies? Supposedly, Trevanent is very popular in competitive battling, so I imagine a lot of these guys get bred.
Uh-oh. My cousins seventeen and he lives by himself in a forest. He hasn't been responding to emails, phone calls, texts...I think GameFreak killed my cousin.
That pumpkin Pokemon creeps me out the most. You either capture it, thus it becomes you're best friend or....it sings while killing you in the forest 0_0 Imagine running into that when all your Pokemon are KO *refer to anime not game*
Considering that Gourgeist can sometimes grow to be super sized, which is exactly within average human size (5'06"), and its attack stat is at its highest when super sized, a super sized Gourgeist is the most likely to actively attack humans and cause either serious harm or even death.
You missed probably my favorite - Aegislash (X): "Generations of Kings were attended by these Pokemon, which used their spectral power to manipulate and control people and Pokemon". So instead of calling their Aegislashes "Excalibur", "Joan d'Arc" or "Bankai", the more appropriate names would be Grima Wormtongue or Rasputin.
Gourgeist looks so gentle! It's sprite/3D model even has a cute little smile. How can it be evil??? XD Oh, and it's X entry is a little creepy to: "Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed."
It uses its cuteness to lure in foolish humans. Speaking of cuteness, Espurr are actually the way they are because they have little control over their own terrible power. It takes everything they have to keep themselves from losing control.
Espurr PokéDex entry should be: "With it's big eyes, it can see things that no one can even imagine" or "If you see it's enormous eyes, you can get instantly paralyzed by fear"
Yveltal: "When it's life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more." His name is literally the Destruction Pokemon. Mass Genocide, and it rebirths itself to start over. That's very... grim and depressing.
Malamar's entry isn't really that creepy. That's what squid do in real life. They were actually using real life nature for the basis of a pokemon. There are plenty of squid who use bioluminescence to lure in prey and then eat and digest them.
A Pokedex entry from good ol' Espurr: "The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out." .....E for everyone...
Here's a weird and creepy Pokedex entry for Charizard from Pokemon Silver: Breathing intense, hot flames, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies. It is amazing how Ash survives the fire from his own Charizard when it blows fire on his face.
I'll just leave these Yveltal entries with terrifying implications here... X: When this legendary Pokémon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of all living creatures. Y: When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more. So it can kill all living things on a whim. How wonderful. I've always wanted to catch the god of death in a tiny ball.
I looked at the video of Yveltal appearing in Pokemon Y, and there's a brief moment where its wings and tail glow, yet everything did not die at that moment. I think it's safe to say that Yveltal's appearance and death do not spell the end of the world. Think of it this way: if Yveltal kills everything by making its wings glow, where does it get the energy to turn back into a cocoon when it dies? Everything is already dead, so there's no life to absorb energy from. Also in Pokemon Y, you first see him as a cocoon before it hatches, meaning it had to have died beforehand. And yet, life was still around long enough for the events of the Kalos region to happen at all. In conclusion, Yveltal does not kill all life. It simply steals the energy of life to make himself more powerful, but it doesn't take enough to kill (unless a creature was extremely weak at the time).
Gourgeist's X entry is pretty creepy too. "Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed." So if anyone in that town is awake that night, they become cursed.
Gardevoir in Sapphire: "Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This pokemon will try to protect its trainer even at the risk of its own life." Black holes have a near infinte density, with gravity so powerful not even light can escape it. It would devour all life on Earth like nothing.
If you knew about quantum mechanics at all (its alright that you dont, it doesnt pertain much to pokemon) you would know that "small" black holes are created thousands of times a day all over earth by particle accelerators. Thanks to a process called Hawking radiation, the black holes disipate and dont cause damage. Gardevoir's black holes would likely do the same, considering its psychic energy used to form them. The total energy within a gardevoirs brain would not be massive enough to hold a stable black hole.
IQ and overall intelligence doesnt mean more brain. A more efficient brain could have the same intellect as an alakazam without increasing the total electrical energy or mass
We all need to take a moment and think about the fact that when engaging in battle meals at "Le Wow" in Lumiose City, the owner of the restaurant has a heart attack following your second battle. He claims that his heart could stop, after which a waiter comes to challenge you, as the owner must "respond to an emergency."
that stare reminds of my self at school. i stare blankly at my paper and don't see let alone hear anything. even if i did i can't remember. strange right? i still get back to work.
6 year old reading Klefki's X entry:Oh boy! I think I'll try that! The next day... 6 year old: FEAR MY KEYS! *jingle jingle jingle jingle* Mean kid who is 14:What are you even trying to do? 6 year old: I...Uhhh...Read it in uhhhh...A book?
That pokemon who can fire laser out of their ears... gives me a Imagination dragons "radioactive" vibe. U know, like that cute pink teddy which killed that monster and 2 men? Yeah, that. XD
Yveltal X: When this legendary Pokémon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of all living creatures. Yveltal Y: When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.
You forgot Yveltal: When this legendary Pokemon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of living creatures. Yeah, pretty much the first Pokémon to commit mass murder...
Thank you, Josh. I greatly appreciate your facial contribution to my impending nightmares~ On another note, I heard recently that you and Renae are now engaged! Thrilled to hear, and the best of luck to you both in your future days. One thing I did want to ask (I don't have Twitter or Facebook, so I am not too sure if other people have asked this question or if Josh has answered this), but do you plan on revisiting your Pokeplay of Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness? I was extremely enjoying the series, and really hope you get back to it sometime in the future, Josh. But for now, I am just as happy with your playthrough of Pokemon Y! Gives me something to watch while I breed for IVs on my own Pokemon X.
Hey JWittz, i know what your thinking with the next PokePlay. your gonna battle, and get some more pokemon, Wrong! :) wanna know why... i deserve to know what is going on with those berries you planted SO Long Ago...are they trees now? saplings? dead? i must know JWittz.
It's weird that Gourgheist is such an evil pokemon, considering that pumpkaboo has a relatively innocent pokedex entry stating:"It is said to carry wandering spirits to the place where they belong so they can move on". So in other words, pumpkaboo is actually doing GOOD.
I know this will sound lame, but did anyone remember that Back at the Barnyard show? If so, I find it hilarious that an old woman who was afraid of nothing was given keys and yelled, "KEYS! My one true fear!" Ah Klefki, you're hilariously awesome.
Dat ending!! Oh my side's. That was extensively creepy stuff, I mean hums a happy tune while murdering and digesting its prey!? That's a top ten creepy on my creepy list.
Espurr: The Restrain Pokemon X: The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out. Y: It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power.
Trevenant's pokedex entry from X says: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave. What if trevenant trap children in the forest so they die and become phantump, continuing the existence of the species?
I think the most unsettling part of this is that apparently 50-ton tanks exist in the pokemon universe.
I think that would be Snorlax. (Snorlax is a tank, right?)
If they were smart, they would make countless armadas of these beautiful super fighters.
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Espurr's Pokedex entries from X/Y:
X:The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out.
Y:It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power.
So if it lifts up its ears, i'm guessing it'll kill almost everything within 300 feet of it.Must be really reassuring for trainers.
O - O
***** Yup.
we need to escape kalos then...
bjgeantil XD
Carrie would probably get along with Espurr just fine
There should be a Klefki-exclusive move called "Jingle" in which Klefki jingles its keys. The effect is the target's defense drops and it becomes confused.
Who would want that move?
Everyone.
EVERYONE.
*EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO HEAR THE BEAUTIFUL SOUND OF KEYS JINGLING.*
Sorry.
***** I know, I was just joking. It's actually pretty useful
i like it
Yanmega from X: "It prefers to battle by biting apart foes' heads instantly while flying at high speed."
OH NO THERES A MONSTER
_TIME TO JINGLE MY KEYS_
(Klefki playing Slender-Man)
Slender-Man : BOO!!!
Klefki : Ahhhh!!!! *Jingles, jingles*
Slender-Man : ...?
+Brian Lee that funny
Oh no Klefki!!! 😱
And thats how met your mother
Cat was just like, "WTF is the stupid human doing this time?"
Esper's like;
"Dude..."
"You gotta try this s***"
the resemblance is uncanny.
I want to work at Game Freak and write pokedex entries.
Don't we all ;u;
We'd be worse O_o
***** LOL
***** What game is that from? XD
***** Imagine the the blastoise having an obey hat and those swag shades
Actually, the Klefki description makes sense in a weird kind of way. A wild Pokémon without any contact with humans won't have a clue what this disturbing jangling is. Who knows what else this fierce little floating thing can do? And it's frightening for a human who can't see where the Klefki is, and just hears jingling keys coming from nowhere. So yes, Klefki has a perfectly SOUND defence mechanism. Couldn't resist.
DON'T DARE EVER AGAIN TO SAY THESE DESRESPECTFUL THINGS FOR A KLEFKI! There are people who hear the jingle jingle of a Klefki and pray to Arceus for a quick, instant death.
DYING 😂😂😂
+ΒΑΣΙΛΗΣ ΚΟΥΚΟΥΤΟΣ JINGLE jingle
Oh god that was a fear I had while playing my Y Nuzlocke... then again I was also thankful that I managed to get a Klefki on my team XD I was so happy to get one that I named him Keyking... because he's the king of keys... lol
+ΒΑΣΙΛΗΣ ΚΟΥΚΟΥΤΟΣ Just ask Projared.
poor klefki
What happens if a Slurpuff smells pepper? That makes US sneeze and... well, we have 100,000,000 times less sensitive noses...
Its brain probably explodes.
I think that Gourgiest's entry for X is creepy too. It doesn't beat Y's in my opinion, but here it goes:
Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of a full moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed.
So every time I send my Gourgiest in to battle... I get cursed. Neat.
Don't forget Phantump's evolution, Trevenant, who's X pokedex entry says:
"It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave."
Does this mean it creates even more Phantump?
Malamar. Yeah. Even in the anime, in two episodes. Creepy...
I mean, I thought Chandelure and Lampent can't be beaten, but..
yeah i can't imagin any kind of pokemon thats creepier then malamar
and then a bug appears and malamar runs away in terror
lol
BirriaBoy64 Ha! 4x weakness. Bug Buzz obliterated Xeronics's malamar.
i also like to use slurpuff
Gothorita: (I know it's not 6th gen but it's still weird) According to many old tales, it creates friends for itself by controlling sleeping children on starry nights. 0.0
Creepy o-o I SHALL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!
I notice that Malamar says it finishes its prey off with digestive fluids, but never specifies that it actually EATS them. So... it projectile vomits on them?
PetFriendAmy that's some pleasant imagery. And I thought contrary superpower was bad.
I don't know if this is weird or creepy... but... Yveltal's sole purpose is to kill everything. And I mean everything.
thats why its the destrutive pokemon
Cal S. That is why I got Y
Lucario PlaysMC Me three
It would make sense for Y to have the creepier dex entries since it has the destructive pokemon. When X has that other one...the Long live or whatever.
Life and Destruction (Death).
Espurr has seen things...things you wouldn't believe...
He saw Boku no Pico
He saw... wamario
You know, as I thought about it a day later, I realized that Gourgeist is Gardenia's perfect Pokemon. Gourgeist can torture her all it wants. Gardenia would not only not mind, but she would actively encourage such behavior. Gardenia's too kinky to torture, at least by Grass-types.
....gross...
but she FREAKS OUT every time she hears the word ghost.
Damn this odd boner!
Sriram Ramesh So she will have neutral feelings about it. :P
Really?
Klefki: **jingling it's keys** *SUBMIT TO ME!*
Me: **rolls eyes and walks off**
I hope in the seventh generation they at LEAST make normal entries:
Example: Phantumps are spirits possessing stumps that guide the lost in the forest.
When happy Gourgeist grabs anything and sings happily
Dragalge defend their territory by spitting a toxic acid that can burn objects
Time for a little clarification: Yveltal's death does *_NOT_* mean the death of all life.
In Yveltal's Pokedex entry, it says that he absorbs the life of all living things *if*:
1. Its wings glow.
2. It dies and turns into a cocoon.
Think of it this way: if Yveltal kills everything by making its wings glow, where does it get the energy to turn back into a cocoon when it dies? Everything is already dead, so there's no life to absorb energy from. Also in Pokemon Y, you first see him as a cocoon before it hatches, meaning it had to have died beforehand. And yet, life was still around long enough for the events of the Kalos region to happen at all.
I don't think that Yveltal kills everything under either condition. I think it steals life energy to make itself stronger in battle, and to provide energy for its resurrection. But it does not take enough energy to actually kill anyone unless they were very weak at the time. If it did kill everything, Yveltal would essentially be killing itself, too, because there's nothing to resurrect it once it reaches the end of its life.
Their are so many flaws in that comment i don't even have enough time in a week to spot them all out.
So you bothered replying because...?
You need to know that everything you said in your comment is false.
Then enlighten me so I can get my facts straight: what exactly is false? Otherwise, I have no reason to believe what you're saying, either.
Yevatil is like the phoniex. It destroys all life and from the ashes if destruction it creates the energy to make Yveltil reborn
Malamar's description have some suggestive words in them *Hypnosis* *Tentacles* *Fluids*
***** I *was* going to say that, but you beat me to it.
***** what site o:
Tentacle hentai: let me introduce myself
BY *FIERCELY JIGGLING ITS KEYS AT THEM.*
*I AM KLEFKI HEAR ME JIGGLE*
JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;(
Yehia Taia SCARY
Watch Batman vs Scarecrow by CollegeHumor.
In Phantump's defense, the Pokedex says "according to old tales". According to old Mexican tales, axolotl's tend to swim and get inside women's vaginas and never leave. Old tales are always MUCH creepier than real life. Often to impress tourists.
Kalos being the most extravagant of regions, makes sense having the most extravagant Pokedex entries. Even if that makes them downright silly or unnecessarily creepy.
That makes a surprising amount of sense.
I certainly enjoyed our time together...
How's this for the Gen 7: make it based on Australia.
1: It's hot so that leaves Gamefreak much potential for great snake/crocodile/lizard concepts of Pokemon
2: The Great Barrier in Queensland will also leave them many concepts for sea pokemon (but seriously we need more shark Pokemon)
3: Huge bushes in the hills (cause forests are something every Pokemon game features)
4: The Australian Zoo (do I have to explain?)
5: In Perth (where I live), not that big of a city but there are about 6 different railway lines on the ground floor and under so there's a great setup for a fine train station.
6: They will have to do Koala, Kangaroo and Tasmaian Devil Pokemon.
What do you guys think?
You know... with each generation of Pokemon getting creepier and creepier, makes you wonder why the fuck they let their kids run off into the forest to capture them. Am I right? Beware the tall grass...
Pokemon Y : Vibrava It generates ultrasonic waves by violently flapping its wings. After making its prey faint, it melts the prey with acid.
This is just disgusting.
Melts the PREY with acid.
Unless you were letting your Vibrava actively hunt and eat other trainers' pokemon, I'm pretty sure they're still intact.
Apparently my dog is threatened by the the klefki noise, because the moment the rattling started playing, he started barking XD
You mean I am not the only one that thought Espurr's eyes were creepy? And its big eyes isn't the creepiest part to me. The creepiest thing about Espurr, is that it never smiles even when it's happy....
In the anime one with a pendant does. Don't ask how but it does.
Ran Kurosaki The anime defies all logic of the game anyway, so that doesn't count.
Koolredfox I know, right? ESPECIALLY pokedex sizes like the other video. .xD
Still. . . nearly EVERY eeveelution is taller than my DESK. ; - ;
Espurr became one of my faves after playing with it in Pokemon-amie. It's so adorable and terrifying at the same time.
priceoffame Same here! :D
*high-fives you
Klefki is a dragon slayer and has steel resistance making it OP
It's immune to poison.
xXx_420_Bl4z3_1t_xXx Blaze it Michael That's better lol.
Doc Bacca klefki the dragon born that is resistant to steel
+The Light At least it doesn't have Keyblades on its ring, or it'll be super OP.
Captain Mediocre its immune to dragon too
I feel like you've forgotten Yveltal's Pokemon Y entry...
"When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more."
Essentially, everyone in the world dies the second Yveltal does.
Burraku Dusk That's pretty creepy but it rly raises the question, who in the hell was alive for when it happen to document it in the Pokedex!?
viper6525D
It's a simple case of video game logic:
It should NEVER be questioned.
Or so I think anyway. XD
Burraku Dusk YES YES YES
Probably someone with high-tech life support?
lb l pm
nice video, I can only imagine how much time it would take you to look through all the Pokemon entries to find the creepier ones, not to mention, to add in zelda references to this video. Strangely I look forward to the possible creepy pokemon entries in future games.
Anyone else noticed that Klefki's keys seem to all be from different time eras?
And one of them looks really futuristic so...does that mean....can Klefki time travel?
If JWittz were to make another, I have an entry for Weepinbell from Soul Silver.
"If its prey is bigger than its mouth, it slices up the victim with sharp leaves, then eats every morsel." JEEESUS!
Klefki's entry made me burst out laughing.
Jingle Keys
Power 200
Accuracy --
Special
By fiercley jingling it's keys, Kelfki can knock out most wild Pokemon
Super Jingle Keys
350 Power
Accuracy -- + infinite
Special,Status,and Physical.
Breaks logics. Also destroys a random planet in the universe.
I know it doesn't fit in the parameters of this video, but I would like to direct you all to Swablu's X entry.
"For some reason, it likes to land on people's heads softly and act like it's a hat."
Best. Pokedex. Entry. Ever.
2:10
And then you realise...
It's nose is actually the cherry on it's head.
mariogirl33445566778 That's one pssibility, but, 100 million times better than us? It's only a dot on it's face! 0.0
Andrew Guest
No, the cherry on it's head actually IS it's nose. Seriously. It's official.
+mariogirl33445566778 This is my new account, and, okay. c:
+mariogirl33445566778 Wait what? R U SERIOUS? lolz
Completely serious.
What if in Pokemon Z, all the bad guy team leaders come back to fight, and Cyrus has Espurr. It would fit him SO much. They'd both have the same soul-staring eyes.
YEAAAAAAH or it could be dlc for x and y like what nintendo did with black and white with victini, add more to the story.
ananthusarat Is Team Aqua and Magma coming to pokemon z? if it is I`d love to see them fail once again (like every other team in freaking pokemon).
I dunno. it would be awesome though, the best pokemon dlc ever :D
FUCK LOGIC!!
JWittz's Cat: ....Human, why do you do weird things?
Considering the 50 tons of the tank, and the power of tackle (50), would that mean that Hammer Arm could (accounting for STAB) flip a 150-ton tank?
dat name thou
Victreebel:"Said to live I'm huge colonies deep in jungles, although no one has ever returned from there" this was taken straight from the Leafgreen pokedex
i love the X pokedex entry for espurr. it says "The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out." soo, i guess by "psychic organ" it means its brain?
Just imagine someone was getting robbed, and the victim goes: "WROOOOOAAAAAR!!! FEAR MY KEYS!!!!" and then jingle his keys.
lol XD
Jingle jingle jingle
OH SHIT RUN!!
another strange one you might have missed:
Klang
A minigear and big gear comprise its body. If the minigear it launches at a foe doesn't return, it will die.
so basically... if it misses or it gets stuck on something apon firing, it kills itself ._.
If it misses, the minigear will just come back. Like a boomerang.
However, yeah, if the minigear gets stuck on something after being launched, it *will* die.
Klefki: Move...and i key you...
Thank you, JWittz, I've enjoyed our time together.
take espurr's pokedex entry and add the fact that if you have zero affection and you try to pet its ears,he really loves it,but if you have affection with him,he doesnt,which means that if he doesnt know you,he doesnt give a single fuck about killing you
same goes for touching honedge
OMFG xD i was watching this and when JWittz started jingling the keys my dog got up and started barking at the screen!
On the contrary, Kalos is the largest Pokemon region. The roster of new Pokemon is the smallest.
+TwistedShark 22 How strange, I don't remember typing this! :P I don't even know what I was responding to :s
+nazra7 maybe your possesed also lol :P
If the next Weird/Creepy Pokédex Entries video is a normal one, I'll give you some recommendations.
Alakazam - Its brain cells multiply continually until it dies. As a result, it can remember everything.
Gengar - Under a full moon, this Pokémon likes to mimic the shadows of people and laugh at their fright. To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity.
Garbodor - They absorb garbage and make it part of their bodies. It clenches opponents with its left arm and finishes them off with a poisonous liquid from their right-hand fingertips.
Stunfisk - It conceals itself in mud on the seashore. Then it waits. When prey touch it, it delivers a jolt of electricity. It smiles when transmitting electricity.
Beheeyem - It uses psychic power to control an opponent's brain and manipulate an opponent's memory.
Houndoom - Long ago, people imagined its eerie howls to be the call of the grim reaper. Upon hearing its eerie howls, other Pokémon get the shivers and head straight back to their nests. The pungent-smelling flames that it shoots from its mouth results from toxins burning in its body. If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.
Persian - Many adore it for its sophisticated air. However, behind its lithe, elegant appearance is a barbaric side. It is tough to raise as a pet because of its fickle meanness. It will lash out, scratch, and tear apart its prey on a mere whim for little reason.
Chesnaught doesn't need a table to flip when he's mad. No, no, he uses a TANK.
Speaking of Children,hollly shit there are lots of Pokedex entries about Pokemons that Possess Children,make them cry,drag them to the underworld,hypnotize them and Phantump is just the icing on the cake
Rated E for everyone huh??? That's just survival horror material right there
when I get x or y i'm going to build my team out of the pokemon with the creepy dex entries just because
How didn't Greninja make this list? The second half of its entry states that is throws shuriken made of the sharpest water.
Me: Hey, Dad, I'm going for a swim.
Dad: Alright, I'll be out in a little bit.
Me: CANNONBAAAAAAAAA- *Slice*
Thats not creepy idiot
Kaptem Remember, he also covered WEIRD entries
Kaptem I know, you're right. IT'S WEIRD. Stupid...
SamurottProductions1 Define Sharp water...
Well water being able to cut is neither weird or creepy. We do have industrial water cutters that we use to cut steel.
Does that mean every time somebody breeds a Phantump, a child dies? Supposedly, Trevanent is very popular in competitive battling, so I imagine a lot of these guys get bred.
Uh-oh. My cousins seventeen and he lives by himself in a forest. He hasn't been responding to emails, phone calls, texts...I think GameFreak killed my cousin.
LOL
Meowstic + Chesnaught = Doomsday for all kinds of vehicle like Cars, Truck, Tank, etc.
That pumpkin Pokemon creeps me out the most. You either capture it, thus it becomes you're best friend or....it sings while killing you in the forest 0_0 Imagine running into that when all your Pokemon are KO *refer to anime not game*
Considering that Gourgeist can sometimes grow to be super sized, which is exactly within average human size (5'06"), and its attack stat is at its highest when super sized, a super sized Gourgeist is the most likely to actively attack humans and cause either serious harm or even death.
At least if you're a child you can look forward to an eternity as a phantom...
You missed probably my favorite - Aegislash (X): "Generations of Kings were attended by these Pokemon, which used their spectral power to manipulate and control people and Pokemon".
So instead of calling their Aegislashes "Excalibur", "Joan d'Arc" or "Bankai", the more appropriate names would be Grima Wormtongue or Rasputin.
Gourgeist looks so gentle! It's sprite/3D model even has a cute little smile. How can it be evil??? XD
Oh, and it's X entry is a little creepy to: "Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed."
It uses its cuteness to lure in foolish humans. Speaking of cuteness, Espurr are actually the way they are because they have little control over their own terrible power. It takes everything they have to keep themselves from losing control.
Pretty sure your cats are so terrified of your jingling keys, they don't wanna move.
You weren't jingling the keys FIERCELY ENOUGH O-O
Espurr PokéDex entry should be: "With it's big eyes, it can see things that no one can even imagine" or "If you see it's enormous eyes, you can get instantly paralyzed by fear"
That suits it much better
perfect entry
Look...look with your special eyes
The ending was priceless! :D You're the man, J.
Yveltal: "When it's life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more."
His name is literally the Destruction Pokemon. Mass Genocide, and it rebirths itself to start over. That's very... grim and depressing.
Malamar's entry isn't really that creepy. That's what squid do in real life. They were actually using real life nature for the basis of a pokemon. There are plenty of squid who use bioluminescence to lure in prey and then eat and digest them.
Yeah but his appearance in the anime sure was creepy
Alyssa Olson I named mine Cuddlefish because creepy squid puns.
Just because something does IRL does not mean it is creepy.
A Pokedex entry from good ol' Espurr:
"The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out."
.....E for everyone...
I just lost it at the key-jingling part xD
PrideInIndividuality Ikr
I started panicking when he got to the end and hadn't included espurr. I nearly screamed until I saw there was a couple minutes left XD
Flipping something is not as impressive as reducing something to dust. I say Meowstic wins.
Espurr looks like a cat that has solved all the universes problems in one sudden realization.
Here's a weird and creepy Pokedex entry for Charizard from Pokemon Silver: Breathing intense, hot flames, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies.
It is amazing how Ash survives the fire from his own Charizard when it blows fire on his face.
I'll just leave these Yveltal entries with terrifying implications here...
X: When this legendary Pokémon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of all living creatures.
Y: When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.
So it can kill all living things on a whim. How wonderful.
I've always wanted to catch the god of death in a tiny ball.
i will say that tey can make game specific pokemon have much more creepy entries in the game they are not in because most kids wont ever get them
I looked at the video of Yveltal appearing in Pokemon Y, and there's a brief moment where its wings and tail glow, yet everything did not die at that moment. I think it's safe to say that Yveltal's appearance and death do not spell the end of the world.
Think of it this way: if Yveltal kills everything by making its wings glow, where does it get the energy to turn back into a cocoon when it dies? Everything is already dead, so there's no life to absorb energy from. Also in Pokemon Y, you first see him as a cocoon before it hatches, meaning it had to have died beforehand. And yet, life was still around long enough for the events of the Kalos region to happen at all.
In conclusion, Yveltal does not kill all life. It simply steals the energy of life to make himself more powerful, but it doesn't take enough to kill (unless a creature was extremely weak at the time).
When Jellicent moved into the screen I couldn't stop laughing. Awesome video.
Gourgeist's X entry is pretty creepy too. "Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed." So if anyone in that town is awake that night, they become cursed.
What can I say, that's the Devil's Fruit
Gardevoir in Sapphire: "Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This pokemon will try to protect its trainer even at the risk of its own life." Black holes have a near infinte density, with gravity so powerful not even light can escape it. It would devour all life on Earth like nothing.
Gardivoir vs Palkia would be cool to see then.
If you knew about quantum mechanics at all (its alright that you dont, it doesnt pertain much to pokemon) you would know that "small" black holes are created thousands of times a day all over earth by particle accelerators. Thanks to a process called Hawking radiation, the black holes disipate and dont cause damage. Gardevoir's black holes would likely do the same, considering its psychic energy used to form them. The total energy within a gardevoirs brain would not be massive enough to hold a stable black hole.
IQ and overall intelligence doesnt mean more brain. A more efficient brain could have the same intellect as an alakazam without increasing the total electrical energy or mass
We all need to take a moment and think about the fact that when engaging in battle meals at "Le Wow" in Lumiose City, the owner of the restaurant has a heart attack following your second battle. He claims that his heart could stop, after which a waiter comes to challenge you, as the owner must "respond to an emergency."
I know right!
that stare reminds of my self at school. i stare blankly at my paper and don't see let alone hear anything. even if i did i can't remember. strange right? i still get back to work.
6 year old reading Klefki's X entry:Oh boy! I think I'll try that!
The next day...
6 year old: FEAR MY KEYS! *jingle jingle jingle jingle*
Mean kid who is 14:What are you even trying to do?
6 year old: I...Uhhh...Read it in uhhhh...A book?
That pokemon who can fire laser out of their ears... gives me a Imagination dragons "radioactive" vibe. U know, like that cute pink teddy which killed that monster and 2 men? Yeah, that. XD
Pokemon X Lampent: The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.
I know Malomar is supposed to be an upside down squid, but I can't stop seeing a parrot
Yveltal X: When this legendary Pokémon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of all living creatures.
Yveltal Y: When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.
You forgot Yveltal:
When this legendary Pokemon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of living creatures.
Yeah, pretty much the first Pokémon to commit mass murder...
Thank you, Josh. I greatly appreciate your facial contribution to my impending nightmares~ On another note, I heard recently that you and Renae are now engaged! Thrilled to hear, and the best of luck to you both in your future days. One thing I did want to ask (I don't have Twitter or Facebook, so I am not too sure if other people have asked this question or if Josh has answered this), but do you plan on revisiting your Pokeplay of Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness? I was extremely enjoying the series, and really hope you get back to it sometime in the future, Josh. But for now, I am just as happy with your playthrough of Pokemon Y! Gives me something to watch while I breed for IVs on my own Pokemon X.
The amount of force required to grind a a 10-ton vehicle into dust is greater than the amount of force to merely flip a 50-to vehicle over.
The cats were like: *I don't give a F****
Hey JWittz, i know what your thinking with the next PokePlay. your gonna battle, and get some more pokemon, Wrong! :) wanna know why... i deserve to know what is going on with those berries you planted SO Long Ago...are they trees now? saplings? dead? i must know JWittz.
It's weird that Gourgheist is such an evil pokemon, considering that pumpkaboo has a relatively innocent pokedex entry stating:"It is said to carry wandering spirits to the place where they belong so they can move on". So in other words, pumpkaboo is actually doing GOOD.
The cat didn't seem intimidated...
XD Your cats are just like, "Really? Just... seriously?"
I know this will sound lame, but did anyone remember that Back at the Barnyard show? If so, I find it hilarious that an old woman who was afraid of nothing was given keys and yelled, "KEYS! My one true fear!" Ah Klefki, you're hilariously awesome.
I hate that show...ITS OFF BY TONS FROM THE MOVIE!
...Really, Klefki?
*Jingling keys, then gets brick thrown at nose*
*nose bleeds*
"Oh my God! I'm a tomato!"
Dat ending!! Oh my side's. That was extensively creepy stuff, I mean hums a happy tune while murdering and digesting its prey!? That's a top ten creepy on my creepy list.
Surely a child dying in a forest becoming a pokemon is more hopeful than them just... dying
Espurr: The Restrain Pokemon
X: The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out.
Y: It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power.
Y entry: Hey! An Espurr! lets catch It! (later that day) BOOMZMOXMOIEDIUENJICndkNCIJENDUJENFKJNDJNEIUFJrj
Trevenant's pokedex entry from X says: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave.
What if trevenant trap children in the forest so they die and become phantump, continuing the existence of the species?
Or they could breed. Im pretty sure they can do that. Then again breeding implies that a child dieSOHMYGOD
TheGreaterAnnoyance Never leave a Phantump or Trevenant in the Daycare.
*Encounters Klefki* *Attacks* *Uses Keys* Trainer:.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs* "Get away safely?"
What also tops off Malamar's creepiness, is its cry. Fucking nightmare fuel.
Have you heard Dragalge ones? its l like RHUIRAHAAAAARHYYYIIIIII
Thiago Ecker Wessolowski ermergerd stop ur making me cry xD!!!!!!