TOP MLM FAILS #54 | SO MANY RED FLAGS 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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  • @hannahvictoria7259
    @hannahvictoria7259 2 роки тому +253

    Loving the non blurred faces. It really drives home the fact that these people look like the average everyday girl. They look like you and me but are capable of manipulating and gaslighting thousands of people.

    • @wminal
      @wminal 2 роки тому +11

      SAME! These are scammers who are actively dangerous to others 🤷🏼‍♀️ *insert 'you made your bed' joke*

    • @olirikable
      @olirikable 2 роки тому +6

      At the same time, it makes me feel worse for some of them that way (generally in reaction vids, not necessarily in this one). I mean those who seem so very eager to repeat what they were taught and/or look plainly lost, thinking they're doing the right thing.

    • @lauralarrabee7870
      @lauralarrabee7870 2 роки тому +3

      Right, it’s one thing when it’s some average chick. In the Latin world we have the average Latin celebrity trying to charm mom and grandma and vulnerable communities. All these tacky Univision hosts and models hawking Monat gaslighting and manipulating people. Because even the higher profile celebs who do hawk Monat can’t be outright with it. I remember back in the day Samy Hair was really big in Florida and due to his relationships he made it really big with a tacky product. And now Monat is trying to do the same with its Univision relationships.

    • @EricaL2024
      @EricaL2024 2 роки тому

      Me too!!

  • @Toxic.Mangaka
    @Toxic.Mangaka 2 роки тому +63

    Ngl I’d buy a sweatshirt that says “your moms a pyramid scheme” because even though it’s not supposed to be funny I was cackling for 10 minutes 😭😭😂

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 8 місяців тому

      Reminds me of “Your mom goes to college”

  • @lorielovesbooks7315
    @lorielovesbooks7315 2 роки тому +50

    If someone ever told me to my face that they retired their husband I would probably throw something at them. So annoying that they act like that is retirement, without a pension, 401K, or health care.

    • @lauriechan1426
      @lauriechan1426 2 роки тому +10

      It also makes it sound like they are racehorses or show dogs 🤣

    • @theowlsintheforest6406
      @theowlsintheforest6406 4 місяці тому +3

      It sounds like the hun killed the husband

    • @LuluVee-ql4jr
      @LuluVee-ql4jr Місяць тому +1

      Great point!!! While you’re struggling and annoying everyone around you, you’ll have no health insurance or 401k match, or any semblance of security.

  • @pvanpelt1
    @pvanpelt1 2 роки тому +45

    “Never buy shampoo from someone with a shaved head” sounds like something you’d find in a fortune coookie 😹

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 2 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure there's a saying here in the south that's exactly that lol or similar. Kinda like the, "he could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady wearing white gloves".

  • @leannewalker1422
    @leannewalker1422 2 роки тому +48

    *What’s holding me back from joining this business??* a moral compass, love!! 🙄

  • @christinaredman3905
    @christinaredman3905 2 роки тому +73

    I love how these women join a MLM and magically become self-help gurus too. 🙄 I don't want life advice, or job advice either for that matter, from a person in a MLM.

  • @redsoxfan52974
    @redsoxfan52974 2 роки тому +82

    The fact that these women are on the defensive so often speaks volumes.

    • @trashketchup1497
      @trashketchup1497 2 роки тому +3

      And they don’t even see it!! I’ve never once in my entire working life have had to defend my job a single time. Especially to random people on social media! 😬

    • @LaLa-xf7ku
      @LaLa-xf7ku 2 роки тому +1

      @@trashketchup1497 I am stumped why they don't see it either! If hundreds of people were telling you the same things about your job or the company, wouldn't you at least see a pattern and question it? 🤷‍♀️

  • @davekaio5934
    @davekaio5934 2 роки тому +36

    "Ya'll are selling shampoo?!? What are you doing?!". I just totally laughed out loud 😂. Bless their little culty cotton socks

  • @markramos1216
    @markramos1216 2 роки тому +176

    For the amount of times MLM reps repeatedly take to Instagram stories or reels to declare how “unbothered” they are, they sure are spending a lot of time on creating posts just to say so. 🤨

    • @asvir9110
      @asvir9110 2 роки тому +10

      I know right?! Especially when they come on and try to defend that they’re not a pyramid scheme or a scam…any company who has to defend that…is 99% a scam 😂

  • @a-kp4zu
    @a-kp4zu 2 роки тому +63

    sending the picture of the made bed every morning is giving me nxivm "master" readiness drills vibes

  • @jamybergdoll7014
    @jamybergdoll7014 2 роки тому +87

    The fact that people out here saying they know where all their bruises come from… as an anemic I am MYSTIFIED.

    • @raer1079
      @raer1079 2 роки тому +8

      Omg same! I have like 15 bruises on my legs rn and I know where maybe like two came from lmao idk how ppl keep track?!?!? They treat us like we are weird not knowing where our bruises came from but I’m pretty sure they are the weird ones for actually knowing where their bruises came from💀😂😂

    • @jamybergdoll7014
      @jamybergdoll7014 2 роки тому +9

      @@raer1079 right??? Like, ma’am, I am clumsy and anemic you can’t expect me to know wtf is going on here lmao

    • @CherryBlossomBlyue
      @CherryBlossomBlyue 2 роки тому +8

      Fellow anemic here and I am clumsy on top of that so I am always mystified by my bruises

    • @hailyjohnson407
      @hailyjohnson407 2 роки тому +4

      I'm so clumsy and bruise really easy. I bump into so many things all day that if a bruise doesn't form immediately, I have no clue where they come from 😂 like today alone I've probably hit my elbow on like 3 things, bumped my knees on something at least twice, and hit my hands on so many things (because I'm very unaware of my wingspan even after 21 years on this earth, I still end up swinging my arms out too far when walking, reaching, or doing literally anything else)

    • @Karen_of_Kanada
      @Karen_of_Kanada 2 роки тому +4

      Mine all come from UPIs ...Unidentified Party Injuries. Sounds better than "the world was 1/4" further away than I anticipated for the past week". 🤘

  • @catyfaurie9446
    @catyfaurie9446 2 роки тому +16

    When they say "retire their husbands" I think of what I want to do to my husband when he makes himself lunch, uses 2 pans, 3 pots, all the plates and leave random sticky spots on the floor you get stuck to. And two sinks full of water, but not even a teaspoon thrown in.

  • @BB-yn1nb
    @BB-yn1nb 2 роки тому +14

    Wow “if you wanna be my hater” is beyond cringey. I am so embarrassed for this poor girl and the Spice Girls would be too

  • @akshayakawle4655
    @akshayakawle4655 2 роки тому +58

    If they’re so confident that their recruits make their ‘investment’ back in no time, why don’t they sponsor the starter kit instead of asking people to put it on credit or borrow from their family. That would be a great way to ‘support’ People they sssooo want to help

  • @catstickler
    @catstickler 2 роки тому +32

    As a consultant, I get really close with my clients because we're collaborative. But it's not selfless. I get paid to help them.
    I hate when MLM huns (or anyone else for that matter) fakes authenticity and selflessness when they're making money off people or even go so far as exploiting others like huns do.
    Yeah, I love helping my clients, but if it didn't pay my bills I'd do something else.

  • @rainbowunicornhaha
    @rainbowunicornhaha 2 роки тому +27

    I’m so done with hearing about the “million dollar club” when all it means is that they’ve made 1 million total… not profit. compare that million to the countless hours you’ve spent “working” all this time and i guarantee it would not seem impressive anymore

  • @ambersopko1616
    @ambersopko1616 2 роки тому +21

    Every time they say "this business" I literally cringe.

  • @julieh.9826
    @julieh.9826 2 роки тому +102

    I was at Ulta a few weeks ago buying shampoo, asked for some advice from an employee, and she tried to sell me Monat! Although she mispronounced it so I was confused for a minute. I told her I was NOT a fan of that company and was not interested. She continued for a few more minutes to tell me how great the products have worked for her, etc. etc. I was giving her a worried look and saying I still wasn’t interested and yet she continued. I was about to tell her never mind, I’ll shop somewhere else, but she changed gears and did end up giving me some good info on Ulta’s products. There was another employee listening to the entire exchange, and I was shocked she didn’t step in. WT actual F.

    • @aking4766
      @aking4766 2 роки тому +17

      Wow! They don't sell it there right??? I'm about to go by there to get some normal good shampoo and if that happened, darn right I'd ask for the manager! Not that type of person but some locations already make ya feel slightly overwhelmed with the TRY THISS vibe...yikes!

    • @gretchentrumper9423
      @gretchentrumper9423 2 роки тому +33

      Did you get her name? Ulta requires a non-compete from all of their employees, so if she's selling Monat she's in violation. Plus she made you uncomfortable and corporate would not be happy with that.

    • @julieh.9826
      @julieh.9826 2 роки тому +5

      @@aking4766 They most definitely do not. She was explaining how she bought from her “lady” online.

    • @julieh.9826
      @julieh.9826 2 роки тому +13

      @@gretchentrumper9423 I should have I know, but I would hate for an ignorant but young girl to get fired from a real job, and she was helpful in the end.

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 2 роки тому +4

      Don't businesses like that have non-solicitation rules?

  • @heidihaw8119
    @heidihaw8119 2 роки тому +11

    At least in a book Jesse Lee wouldn’t be able to yell….
    unless she wrote it in all caps, oh no!

  • @Ghouliaah
    @Ghouliaah 2 роки тому +36

    I mean, I wouldn't take the friendships I make within a MLM too seriously. I feel like they're transactional and conditional on being in "the business". The minute that girl with the blue kitchen leaves, I'm sure those friends will dip too.

    • @CherryBlossomBlyue
      @CherryBlossomBlyue 2 роки тому +1

      Oh most definetly, its a cult essentially and once you leave the cult you are shunned. That's how they keep you in, the community.

    • @heidipapoff7787
      @heidipapoff7787 2 роки тому +2

      I was blocked by multiple people when I left my first MLM

  • @TaliaWarrenDesign
    @TaliaWarrenDesign 2 роки тому +189

    I'm NOT fair skinned but I'm also ALWAYS covered in bruises. If furniture makers could make everything with a soft, curved edge that would be awesome.

    • @kayz9lul
      @kayz9lul 2 роки тому +7

      I’m the exact same way and I’m olive skinned so you can see everything 🤦‍♀️

    • @stephcritch
      @stephcritch 2 роки тому +13

      Haha that’s me! I catch my hips on everything !

    • @manicmode
      @manicmode 2 роки тому +10

      Getting bruises is the story of my life! man! i can slam into a fricking cushion and hello there is the dang bruise! fml! hahaha

    • @pvanpelt1
      @pvanpelt1 2 роки тому +6

      Or put bumpers on everything like with toddlers, lol. Countertop corners, table corners, doorknobs-I had a massive one on my thigh last month and couldn’t remember what I ran into. Then I tripped over the vacuum cord yesterday, landed on my knee, and not even a bruise today 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @videofan1010
      @videofan1010 2 роки тому +2

      Also not fair skinned but also always covered in red scratches.

  • @tash4270
    @tash4270 2 роки тому +15

    I mean, money does equal happiness when you dont have enough to live comfortably, or pay the basic necessities, but the fact these huns prey on the exact demographic who ARE living paycheck to paycheck and struggling to pay rent is utterly disgusting to me.

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  2 роки тому +3

      Yes but past a certain point it doesn’t.

  • @stephaniekolea4396
    @stephaniekolea4396 2 роки тому +71

    My challenge to all MLMers is to add up all the hours you work in a month and then compare that number to your paycheck to figure out what your hourly pay rate for that month was. I bet my whole bank account that for the majority of MLMers, it's way less than minimum wage.

    • @pvanpelt1
      @pvanpelt1 2 роки тому +17

      And they have to subtract business expenses first. Product purchases, monthly membership fees, all that.

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  2 роки тому +21

      seeing a profit and loss report would be sooooo fun

    • @Arukahlife
      @Arukahlife 2 роки тому +3

      @@IAMCCSuarez can you do a video on herbalife and how they continue to promote a lifestyle instead of health! They all call themselves health and wellness coaches but are not certified. I joined herbalife and asked for my money back . It didn’t take me long to realize that many of the women promoting the products were photoshopping their bodies! I did a live Instagram exposing the unethical practices of mlm within mentioning their names and boy where they furious lol saying I’m a hater - I’ve had my own coaching business for 8 years , I’ve been in mental health for 15 I am certified and have my masters - it’s sad how they try to push personal development down people’s throat, and how they target people who are experiencing emotional and financial distress!

    • @hailyjohnson407
      @hailyjohnson407 2 роки тому

      @@Arukahlife she hasn't done a deep dive as far as I know, but she has done videos on herbalife shops, and she has talked about them a lot in mlm top fails and horror stories

    • @trashketchup1497
      @trashketchup1497 2 роки тому +1

      @@IAMCCSuarez I swear if I had a spare couple hundred I’d join one for a month and work my ass off just to prove that point 🤷🏼‍♀️😬

  • @heidikay
    @heidikay 2 роки тому +21

    Feelin quirky 🤪 might just spend thousands on inventory that’ll never get sold 🥰

  • @tdorn20000
    @tdorn20000 2 роки тому +12

    I have ADHD, I am 36 years old and can not listen to a conversation while performing anything more than a surface level task. It has brought me to tears on more than one occasion that I can not cook and communicate, it makes me feel stupid.

    • @cmreader
      @cmreader 2 роки тому +5

      I just got diagnosed with ADHD at 38 and some things are meant to be basic are such a struggle. Or people get mad bc I’m not “listening” but my brain won’t let me sometimes. My Dr is currently trying to help me find a medication that works. We tried *A* (don’t wanna put the name), and it makes me fall asleep

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 2 роки тому +4

      You are not stupid. Your brain just works differently. And that is not a bad thing.

  • @rachelmdiamond
    @rachelmdiamond 2 роки тому +21

    When they say that they're "being poured into"... my mind goes to dirty places.

    • @laurakate6573
      @laurakate6573 2 роки тому +6

      Take a shot every time a Hun says "being poured into"!

  • @ellipszilonq
    @ellipszilonq 2 роки тому +29

    If bosslee wrote a book it would be in all caps

  • @elizaham3189
    @elizaham3189 2 роки тому +29

    Oh my gosh! That Monat75 challenge sounds JUST like DOS, the smaller circle of NXIVM. Taking photos of her made bed? High-fiving herself in the mirror? This would make Keith Raniere so proud.

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  2 роки тому +8

      and his stinky ass knee pads. ugh

    • @elizaham3189
      @elizaham3189 2 роки тому +3

      @@IAMCCSuarez I almost just threw up in my mouth. I forgot about that. 😂

  • @pendragonfan101
    @pendragonfan101 2 роки тому +27

    It makes me happy that you have genuine empathy for these women. The huns are so ridiculous and these videos are really fun to watch, but behind the stupidity every single one of these women are victims (except founding members). Most of the victims also become victimizers. It’s an awful cycle that I’m glad someone (you) talks about.
    Also, you are so right that the pretty woman should consider a sales job. I recently broke into tech sales and absolutely love it. I work from home most days, make great money, and actually enjoy my day-to-day tasks. She seems like a person that thrives on friendly competition and bettering herself, and that’s what sales is. Every day I go in with aggressive goals, knowing I will 100% be financially compensated if I meet them. This woman probably works super hard like me but will never see anything close to the amount of money I make each month.

  • @linseylinsey
    @linseylinsey 2 роки тому +8

    The phrase "being poured into" icks me out so much

  • @anittadrink
    @anittadrink Рік тому +2

    1:12 the full 10 seconds of silence after the hater song while CC was processing what she just saw took me OUT

  • @Nolife231
    @Nolife231 2 роки тому +68

    When the pretty brainwashed girl said "brains", I could only think of New Girl when Jess was talking to Sam after Nick punched her in the face

  • @nicole.5346
    @nicole.5346 2 роки тому +8

    Why do all of these MLM reps think they're motivational speakers when they join these companies lmao

    • @monih.1250
      @monih.1250 2 роки тому +1

      Speaking from experience your upline really pushes you to listen to “personal development” daily & they also post them often in the chats (spotify links, UA-cam videos etc…) & during these “training calls” they often play motivational videos especially the top earners they always make references to well known “entrepreneurs.” So they’re legitimately convinced that they’re within that circle as well. It’s insane. LOL

  • @kayladyeann3306
    @kayladyeann3306 2 роки тому +9

    Don’t get too invested Chelsea- blue kitchen is just another puca shell! Lol

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  2 роки тому +2

      the farmhouse trend of the 2020's!

  • @Nikkicapisce
    @Nikkicapisce 2 роки тому +23

    What makes me feel dumb? Calling any medical professional for any reason. Or trying a new fitness class for the first time. BIG flopping fish energy.

    • @emcarveth
      @emcarveth 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂🐠

  • @corinachecchia2626
    @corinachecchia2626 2 роки тому +27

    One of the candidates for “Top Hun phrases that I hate” : Your vibe attracts your tribe.
    No, Ma’am, your vibe makes me want to run away.

  • @rn2787
    @rn2787 2 роки тому +9

    I have nerve damage that causes me to be extremely clumsy. I almost broke my ankle last week walking back to my car from a restaurant. It was 1/2 of a block. I was stone cold sober. Some people really are just that clumsy.

  • @TayTayGrace03
    @TayTayGrace03 2 роки тому +13

    My kryptonite is when I have to order food through a drive thru window for other people/a whole car of people. TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY AND TOO MANY SCREAMING VOICES TELLING YOU THAT YOU SAID SOMETHING WRONG lol
    Great video CC 👌

    • @summerbummer1930
      @summerbummer1930 2 роки тому

      Oh my gooood drive thru ordering is so stressful! 😭 I get so annoyed cuz my kids sit there for 3 years to think about what they want and then order the same thing anyway. Really?? 9 times outta 10 I'll gladly pay triple the amount and order delivery just to avoid the hassle, that alone makes it worthwhile lol.

  • @jennifersandahl4603
    @jennifersandahl4603 2 роки тому +1

    Omg-💯💯💯 The car wash maneuver-harder than parallel parking for me even with cameras!! And turning on someone else’s shower-I feel seen 🙌🏻

  • @issa_pyramid_scheme4372
    @issa_pyramid_scheme4372 2 роки тому +16

    “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. Like an improve conversation. An improversation”
    This is why we’re franz. Also, do this more.

  • @linzrojo
    @linzrojo 2 роки тому +22

    I just can’t with how they make everything this deep life changing thing my god . All these cults do this and it’s such bullshit . It also makes me sad because there’s a time in my life when this exact toxic positivity would have touched me and it’s so dangerous because you are literally preying on people . What you do is so important for these exact reasons . Thank you .

  • @nicholechapin
    @nicholechapin 2 роки тому +8

    I work retail (don't worry...I make great money lol) but imagine if myself and my coworkers just harassed customers to work there instead bc "you get a discount" etc. And if they decline, we bash them and act like they hate us lol

  • @transformationalbusinessmi9914
    @transformationalbusinessmi9914 2 роки тому +8

    "You can, read all those books, have the best mindset (& constantly hustle, sic) and still make no money at an MLM. You're worth more than that." 34:00
    Well said.

  • @steffi1747
    @steffi1747 2 роки тому +1

    Had to comment again because “your vibe attracts your tribe” is SENDING ME

  • @septemberbabe920
    @septemberbabe920 2 роки тому +14

    I am so glad I discovered your channel! I had to travel today and listened to your videos the entire drive. It made the dive sooo much better! You’re so fab!

  • @bellchris2011
    @bellchris2011 2 роки тому +10

    The office clip is pure gold. Omg 😂😂😂😂

  • @j14girl235
    @j14girl235 2 роки тому +59

    Hi omg I've binged your whole commentary playlist the past couple weeks while I work (a job Im apparently supposed to hate even tho I actually get paid LOL). I thoroughly enjoy your content sm and your work ethic is so admirable!! thx for being the spiciest

  • @AnimeShhiinBlender69
    @AnimeShhiinBlender69 2 роки тому +9

    your channel is super legit and real, please stay motivated and committed, you have thousands of people that look up to you. you are like a role model

  • @lgparker4263
    @lgparker4263 2 роки тому +13

    Looooooord I feel you on the unexplained bruises. My husband is always pointing them out and being like how did you do that??? And I’m just like. Idk. I’m constantly catching my shoulders on doorframe and shins on furniture. I’m a disaster 😂

    • @pvanpelt1
      @pvanpelt1 2 роки тому +1

      My husband used to do that. He gave up after awhile 😹 I’m pale, thin-skinned, clumsy, and easy bruising runs in my mom’s side of the family.

  • @imapisces0308
    @imapisces0308 2 роки тому +12

    You are not Thanos! You don't have the mind stone. I FELL OUT LAUGHING.

  • @Kaha-ow1xt
    @Kaha-ow1xt Рік тому +1

    THANK YOU for the comment re how dumb turning on showers in other places can make you feel! I was nearly in tears in Europe where every shower across different towns and countries had a different sequence of things to push, turn, twist, pull, hold down, release gently or whatever. No one has understood my trauma!

  • @anmkohaku0077
    @anmkohaku0077 2 роки тому +1

    So true! Yes!!! Everyone in sales has a time zone map! Not only sales but anyone whom works for an international company! When you said that I pointed to mine on my work desk!

  • @ameowingbird
    @ameowingbird 2 роки тому +12

    "i did this by growing my hair" - absolute hair length is primarily determined by genetics, altho general health/diet does affect how well it grows (for example, i can only grow my hair just over two feet before it stops getting longer and just maintains that length, and it gets thinner if im anemic) idk felt weird how she said that when thats not really something she can control 🤷

  • @Maroonostrich
    @Maroonostrich 2 роки тому +6

    "It's for the goodness of their WALLETS!!" Preach!!! 👐👐👐👏

  • @FrankeyVoodoo
    @FrankeyVoodoo 2 роки тому +6

    If my husband has critiques on how shitty I am making the bed everyday, he’s welcome to do it himself.

    • @souzajustin19d
      @souzajustin19d 2 роки тому

      So you quit, instead of doing better. Says alot about your character.

    • @souzajustin19d
      @souzajustin19d 2 роки тому

      @@nicoledoubleyou I'm not your bf, and I agree the better approach is with love, that's a character flaw I have and needs to be broken. I came from the Army so my mind is to the point no sugar coating. It's wrong and needs to change. I apologize for offending you.

  • @christinapoe8027
    @christinapoe8027 2 роки тому +6

    Driving through a carwash anxiety is so real. The first time I ever went through a carwash by myself, I drove up and over the barrier that stops you and opens when it's time to pull forward (very small town car wash, didn't have stop or go lights, just a metal barrier 😌).
    Anyway! I drove over it and couldn't just back up in my Honda Civic without busting something because that bitch was taaaaalll. So I just skirted over it and drove out of the carwash. Didn't give a damn at that point.
    I did the classic "embarrassed smile and wave to nobody" when I got out like "theeenks bye! So. Fun! I'll definitely come back."
    But I never went back, I never showed my face at that shop ever again. And I haven't been through a carwash since.

  • @atxcats42
    @atxcats42 2 роки тому +16

    OMG - yes, driving into the carwash makes me feel dumb (and frightens me!) I used to go to a particular automated car wash because you could get a basic wash if you filled up with gas. I liked it because theoretically you didn't have to have any of that icky human contact - just get your gas, push a button that said you wanted a carwash, get the receipt with the code, drive up to the carwash bay, enter your code, drive forward when directed and stop when it says "stop" - easy, right? But 3 times in a row I somehow didn't drive into the right track and the carwash wouldn't start, and I had to go into the store and tell the (very pregnant clerk) that I'd messed up, and she then had to reset the process. After the third time I stopped going there because I was so embarrassed!
    And I know those auto-washes are bad for your paint job, but my car was old and I just don't care that much about cars. Hmm, maybe I should join an MLM so I can get a better car? Yeah, nope to that!

  • @gabriellabuen3118
    @gabriellabuen3118 2 роки тому +1

    "Is this ty lopez's daughter?" 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 girl

  • @mamashine7044
    @mamashine7044 2 роки тому +1

    Car wash makes me feel dumb asf too 😂 I’m like “wait how do I turn my wheel, WHICH WAY IS LEFT” 😂😂

  • @raquelelias7965
    @raquelelias7965 2 роки тому +4

    I LOVE THE INPUT OF THE OFFICE CLIPS!!! Made me laugh 🤣

  • @graythom
    @graythom 2 роки тому +2

    “You are not Thanos” 😂😂😂 When I tell you I lost it at that lol so good.

  • @luizanaulinmusic
    @luizanaulinmusic 2 роки тому +5

    You could literally have a garage sale, make $200 bucks, buy a new XYZ, sell it after a year and make more of your money back than if you used that money on a starter pack.

  • @Bee-ol1xr
    @Bee-ol1xr 2 роки тому +18

    Chelsea, she's making her business blocking the haters because that's actually Jessie Lee's "Dave". just saying.
    that Michael Scott clip gets me EVERY TIME 😂

  • @Heyitspayt
    @Heyitspayt 2 роки тому +3

    Alexismae PISSES ME OFF. She’s a hairstylist and I am too. I HATE hairstylists that sell Monat. Like how could they not know how bad it is for your hair?? They know, they just don’t care🙃

  • @stephanielynn9808
    @stephanielynn9808 2 роки тому +21

    100% here for the Mystery Bruise Show. I have 2 on my leg that i'm like ???? Not to mention the one my CAT gave me when he was being an underbed goblin to stop me fixing the sheets
    ETA- my alexa started playing Ariana Grande when you mentioned the 'original sound' of the first hunbot lol

  • @hellobeautiful7693
    @hellobeautiful7693 2 роки тому +7

    There goes my wine right out my nose during the office part 🤣 so worth it though 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariahzalera2123
    @mariahzalera2123 2 роки тому +4

    The video that starts at 18 minutes freaks me out because her explain how she’s told to take a picture of her made bed to her up-line reminds me of the Nexium cult wherein the DOS members would literally turn their recruits into their slaves and make them text “ good morning master “ and “goodnight master” every day , along with any other command.

  • @katyr2382
    @katyr2382 2 роки тому +8

    Yes, just finished work for the day. Let's goooooo

  • @PacificallyYours
    @PacificallyYours 2 роки тому +1

    Omg. The Michael clip made me snort NOS grape out my nose hahahahhaa

  • @luciascatamacchia9317
    @luciascatamacchia9317 2 роки тому +4

    What makes me feel dumb: MATH lol

  • @CarboneCat
    @CarboneCat 2 роки тому +5

    I think we’ll need a crate full of red flags 🚩 because we’ll wave them so hard and so often that we’ll break them.

  • @bahtmanentertainment
    @bahtmanentertainment 2 роки тому +3

    I refuse to get a tiktok…some are funny but my sister sends me a lot of stuff that makes me feel SO DUMB…like I just don’t get a lot of these tik toks 😂 I question it all

  • @caffeinatedangel
    @caffeinatedangel 2 роки тому +13

    What makes me feel dumb: trying to unlock a friend's door when I am trying to get back outside to go home. No matter how simple the lock system, I can never do it. Now they just always open the door and hold it for me. I pretend it's chivalry, but we all know it's cause I am inept.

    • @marythcat27
      @marythcat27 2 роки тому +2

      Driving any car but my own. 😂

    • @theowlsintheforest6406
      @theowlsintheforest6406 4 місяці тому

      I feel this! I am bad with doors and locks, I cannot explain it 😂

  • @snooganslestat2030
    @snooganslestat2030 2 роки тому +2

    Hats off to the person who went into the comments on the tiktok. 😂

  • @kelseymahoney3673
    @kelseymahoney3673 2 роки тому +1

    i always got so nervous driving thru carwashes and felt so dumb so i decided to get a job at one. now i know what to do and i’ve seen actual idiots come thru there all the time lmaoo

  • @brooke.clingerman
    @brooke.clingerman 2 роки тому +1

    "Business means downline." YES! Thank you!! That's the best way to describe it.

  • @mayflower6058
    @mayflower6058 2 роки тому +5

    The women at the top of these mlms that know the truth about how these companies work disgust me. How can you live your life knowing you make a living manipulating and scamming vulnerable women?

  • @JonnyWatch
    @JonnyWatch 2 роки тому +5

    Haha, can confirm as a former travel agent.
    But we had to take it further:
    I had about 10 maps of various parts of the world on my cubicle that I had to reference. And yes - time zones.

  • @evannacarlin4898
    @evannacarlin4898 2 роки тому +1

    they definitely ask themselves these questions lmao

  • @Taylorlynnhansen
    @Taylorlynnhansen 2 роки тому +2

    Love that they aren’t blurred!! Love you Chelsea❤️

  • @bluesmiles5
    @bluesmiles5 2 роки тому +4

    Relationships? No way, my brief stint in MONAT didn’t give me any friends like the one girl told me it would. None of them could care less about me unless I posted something about MONAT, which I deleted all of my posts about it because it’s so cringe 😂😂

  • @PlaymatShowdown
    @PlaymatShowdown 2 роки тому +3

    You don't find the relationships in MLMs, they find you.

  • @hannahkalchthaler538
    @hannahkalchthaler538 2 роки тому +2

    When you drive someone else's car and try to turn on the air or the heat goodbye I forget my college education

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  2 роки тому

      same I feel like im in a spaceship

  • @GiveUaKnuckleSandwhich
    @GiveUaKnuckleSandwhich 2 роки тому +2

    I'm not in a cult, my job just makes me make my bed and take a picture of it and talk to myself in the mirror each day.
    👁 👁

  • @catherineelizabeth619
    @catherineelizabeth619 2 роки тому +2

    I think if people are thinking of getting out of an MLM there is a lot of embarrassment and shame that can come with that. It can take a while to admit that you made a judgment error, often times you were brainwashed!

  • @angeladriscoll5192
    @angeladriscoll5192 2 роки тому +1

    “YALL ARE SELLING SHAMPOO!” Laughed so hard because I was not expecting that! I was thinking it and you said it!

  • @_Jael
    @_Jael 2 роки тому +6

    32:33 gabby Bernstein is such a great author and in that book she has an "emotional scale" its hard to believe that girl ACTUALLY read that book and still wants to be in an MLM lol

  • @the_caffeinated_hustle
    @the_caffeinated_hustle 2 роки тому +11

    100% I have a giant map of the US behind my desk with the time zone lines drawn! I have had it since day one at my full-time job and I use it every single day!

  • @thenewmexicantexan
    @thenewmexicantexan 2 роки тому +2

    The Michael Scott at 3:02 is just so perfect. Chef's kiss 👩‍🍳🤌

  • @thelottieingham
    @thelottieingham 2 роки тому +5

    The Office edit made my day omg 😂 It fits so well lmao

  • @gladgirl9918
    @gladgirl9918 2 роки тому +1

    Love the Michael Scott clip! I think I love you so much because you love The Office and John Mulaney!

  • @TheDublincity
    @TheDublincity 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine having to text your boss pictures of your bed to prove you made your bed. Imagine thinking that mattered for anything related to your job (unless you make tiktoks/reels in your bedroom or whatever)

  • @ruth98765
    @ruth98765 2 роки тому +37

    I can see how it makes sense that top Monat Huns don’t have a large following. They don’t need to, they can just cold message or make their downline cold message. A large following is great for selling stuff but they need cult members and not customers.

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 2 роки тому +1

      Also how many do you reckon are from some small hick Mormon town where the poor people trapped in that cult will buy anything their fellow Mormons tell them?

  • @Pirategirl4nightwish
    @Pirategirl4nightwish 2 роки тому +1

    I work for a company that files flight plans for pilots and we were bought by a company in another time zone in the US. I always have to remind myself they’re an hour behind me. I also have a time zone cheat sheet!

  • @brittlesh997
    @brittlesh997 2 дні тому

    All of the things you said make you feel dumb - SAME! 😆 Along the same line of pulling into a car wash, pulling into one of those express oil change places where you stay in your car…my IQ immediately drops to -10 for some reason.

  • @brittpercival89
    @brittpercival89 2 роки тому +4

    The women in my family all bruise easily also. We say, "We bruise like a summer fruit."

  • @florencebastien2162
    @florencebastien2162 2 роки тому +2

    For my anxiety thing: every time I get a rental car you would think I’d never driven before. I swear the people at the rental car company think I’m never going to leave because I don’t want to drive off until I know where absolutely everything is. And then I head out of the parking lot at about 3mph lol.

  • @madisonjo7944
    @madisonjo7944 2 роки тому +4

    One time I took my car to get oil changed at one of those drive-in oil places and I almost went over the pit when I pulled into the garage, the look on the man's face was true terror. I am forever traumatized and I make my husband do it for me now.
    Also, I couldn't remember what the pit was called when writing this and I had to google, "what is the floor called when you get your oil changed."

  • @corinachecchia2626
    @corinachecchia2626 2 роки тому +2

    The third girl made me so sad, because she’s been through tough times and clings onto “the business” for support.

  • @julieh.9826
    @julieh.9826 2 роки тому +4

    That accountability bed making sounds a lot like the Nxium cult BS. I make my bed every day, but what does that have to do with selling shampoo? Yikes!!! And to the black tank top girl, those MLM friends will drop you like a hot potato when you stop making them money.